/srg/ - speedrunning general

first for second

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>>181766940
CHEESE05 doing VC world record attempts on stream in the practice room!!!

twitch.tv
itscustom

it's almost time for caleb's choke, the main reason i'm watching this shitshow

>>>/agdg/

>>181767012
im jelly

>>181767039
>70
dropped

>>181767040
It's gonna be great. If by some miracle Caleb hopped on tren before the event, it should only exacerbate his psychological issues too.

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>kirby block into megameme block

>>181767039
is this the part where I meme arrow about VC

>>181767178
Pretending to fall just to feel the warmth of human contact.

>>181767039
Who fucking cares lmao

>>181767337
probably at least a few people.

Wasn't there a post by protoslut about how something terrible happened and it turns out someone killed themselves. What happened with that

>>181767408
it was all a dream

>>181767408
It was fake.

>>181767516
God damnit, that sucks

>>181767408
fake news

>>181767341
Anime no!

It took me several days to finish soul silver but at least I managed to beat Red

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where can I donate to protomagicalstrongbeautifulgirl's support fund?

>>181768185
i read that as "i need money for homones and gas food"

>>181768185
You could donate to their funeral services as statistically (s)he will kill themselves before hitting 40.

>>181768185
I'd make a gas chamber joke but that would be in poor taste.

>>181768185
>hormones
well atleast he isn't lying

How much longer until good games are being ran?

>>181767972
What game do you run? What runs are you planning on submitting to future marathons?

>>181768882
whats wrong with megamanx

>>181768417
As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because its a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these speedrunners have more courage, compassion, brains, skill, social lives - actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you.

>>181768882
never

>>181768882
this is a good game

>>181768417
>>181769241
samefag

>>181768882
X2 is coming up in about 1.5h

>>181769219
Have you gotten yourself checked for autism? Genuine question

>>181769241
Impersonating mods is a ban-worth offense.

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>>181769285
>PS1 MMX games
>good

it's really a shame they strayed so far from the super nintendo masterpieces.

>>181769241
yo he mad lmao

>>181769635
>any MMX game other than 1
>good
kek

>Any 2d sidescroller
>Good
Nope.

>>181769635
listen to "the answer" and then tell me this game is bad, i fuckin dare you

>you will never be this passionate about teaching people how your speedgame works

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Cumming to her feet feels amazing

>>181770082
A soundtrack can't carry a game alone. Except bust a groove maybe

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

>>181770280
lmao

>>181770280
lmao

>>181770280
lmao

>>181770280
lmao

>>181770280
It was under estimate. It was pretty much a world record. Nice contribution to the thread. What do you run?

>>181770280
lmao

>>181770280
>>181770349
>>181770375
>>181770513
>>181770520
Nice contribution to the thread.

>>181770569
Please stop spamming, it's ruining the discussion going on in the thread.

>>181769241
This is pretty good pasta, you did a good job editing it.

>>181770551
i run baten kaitos 100%
what do you run? what's your youtube channel?

>>181771026
Did you cum to her feet yet?

>>181770237

>>181771026
shut up please

>>181771026
are you that gs runner? your run was trash, sorry mate.

After 48 hours, you've yet to tell us what, in fact, you run. Would you please?

Guys... My Pappy caught me watching SGDQ... How do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow...?

>>181771026
I'm not degenerate enough for doing actual speedruns haha lol

>>181771219
Just accept the spanking you deserve

>>181771219
Tell them it's penance for a life of furious masturbation.

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D E N I E D
A L P H A

A S

F U C K

>>181771219
Tell him you were just masturbating to the feet of people in the background

>>181771026
When are you going to tell us what game you run?

>>181771176
Holds the WR in baiting

>megameme

yawn

>>181771126
Why would I respond to something that is off topic? That wouldn't be a very good contribution to the thread.
>>181771150
I'll gladly stop posting once people understand basic game mechanics.
>>181771167
It wasn't complete trash. The run is plagued by manipulation that can only be changed by resetting. It's a hard run to pull off in a marathon setting.
>>181771296
I'm glad people like you post here.

>>181767039
Cheese got a 48:38 on his first run!

>Jokes about balls
BANNED

The God Gamer Stigma

>mirror's edge """"glitchless"""
>pokemon hgss
>i am bread
any other trainwrecks to watch?

>>181771481
>1st [United States] siglemic 48m 28s [USA / NTSC] WiiVC 3 years ago

grind monkey: cheese05
truly skilled: siglemic

>Buster Only runs

I haven't heard any "greetings from Germany" donations so far. Did they stop reading them?

>>181771775
>>mirror's edge """"glitchless"""
how is the only good run a trainwreck?

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>>181771930
>only good run

>>181771883
they changed the script to POYO instead

>>181772054
well ebin laughing face reply showed me

>>181771883
there were like 50-60 in the first day, along with a couple "my wife's son and I love the event" ones.

has there been a single must-watch run this GDQ?

>one MILLION dollars in bits
god damn

Dsdad on de mic

>>181772127
half-life run
good runner and explains stuff

>>181772127
mirror's edge glitchless had a god tier couch

>>181772135
thats a million bits

>>181772127
banjo kazooie imo. great commentary and an impressive and technical speedrun.

>>181772135
false

>>181772127
freedom planet

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Best run

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what?

what?

>>181771332
>am i allowed

what happened to men?

>>181772121
Nice, any links to the wife's son donations? I remember the Christopher Poole one from last year.

>>181772127
I haven't been awake for all of it but nothing was super special. >>181772398 was very solid with commentary. The runner was fast enough that the couch guy describing everything basically never stopped talking (runner isn't super fluent in English), so it was both interesting and announcerless.

>>181772673
>>>/wsg/1762106

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>>181771332
Can this alpha male ever be stumped?

>>181772782
Thanks senpai

i want to speedrun bene's armpits

>tfw you will never be alpha and fuck other sperglords girlfriends

How long will they keep playing the same game over and over again

>>181772828
>It's not like there's a limit to how many people are allowed in mall of america
Imagine being this retarded.

Also yeah, Haber (Goose) is really reaching to new heights to try and paint anything Stiv does as malintent.

>>181772828
>one of the few people who doesn't mind chibi
That's kinda savage just to mention. What's wrong with this Chibi person?

>>181772828
Based Stiv

I'm surprised nobody has complained about General Fatso's name offending them yet

>>181773082
Which is funny, since on his main account he said stiv did the right thing and that nerds at GDQ are incapable of actually organizing and getting food.

>>181772828
>aside from the fact that I was involved in an affair
ASIDE from that I cheated with my best friend's wife, you don't know anything about me...

>>181773082
Hasn't it been proven that Haber isn't goosed based on streaming Goldeneye (hands both in use) while Haber makes posts?

>>181772828
who got cucked?

>>181772523
God I want her to take off the sandles and spread her legs so I can see up her skirt

>>181771332
>>181772828
Poor Chibi just wants a chance to finally use those condoms.

>>181767178
nazi detected

Any pure autism webms yet from this stream apart from those posted in this thread?

>>181773843
Which kind, the kind showing an autism or the kind made due to autism? There was a guy earlier making webms of every female who passed near a camera.

>>181773843
Nothing major's really happened. I don't expect anything to happen.

>>181773963
I do that every marathon.

>>181773963
showing an autism

h-he's fast!

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HAPPENING

>>181774163
Sam is such a cuck but this obsessed freak really needs to get a life.

>>181774163
>Yes, Waffle was involved. He lied about that.

>>181774163
is it finally time to retire your shitty drama sub

>>181774371
What did he mean by this? Did they actually have a 3 way?

>>181773375
But he brought his ugly girlfriend and has been tweeting about the sex they're having and how cool that is.

>>181774163
Why is Sam such an actual cuckold?

>>181774430
Whether there was DP or spitroasting going on is up for debate. It's more likely someone got sloppy seconds.

>>181774385
Considering it's basically speedrundrama subreddit now, no -HaberdasherA, moderator at /r/samandtolki. Any more retarded questions?

>open stream
>first thing i see is some fuckin retard die repeatedly in megaman x

>>181774509
can you rename subs

>>181774163
Upvoted Stiv. Haber needs to fuck off and grow up.

Yes, it's been beaten, but this truly was the run to end all runs. After how much hype had been put towards getting a 1:43 of any kind, Hyassin had quietly been closing in on it. It was a hot August night as this run progressed. Eventually everyone in the speedrun community had caught wind of it, and stopped whatever they had been doing to come watch. Hyassin's viewer count swelled to nearly 2000 (when he would average ~100 on other PB pace runs) and you could feel the malleable tension, when he went into BitS over 2 minutes ahead of his 1:45:39.
I was actually hosting a party that evening, and had just been with a woman in my bedroom. After she left, I turned on my laptop to check what was going on in the speedrun world for a brief moment, but got caught up in Hyassin's run. I called my friends, who were hanging out in the backyard, from my bedroom window, to come "check something out." At first they thought I was going to show them something nasty, and refused to come, but I told them it was actually a WR pace SM64 speedrun in progress and they quickly came hither.
The few of us crowded around my laptop in my bedroom as we watched Hyassin nail the most clutch three bowser throws I have ever seen, and perhaps will ever see. The amount of nervousness and pressure I felt, my non speedrunner friends felt, and the world felt during that run, is indescribable. I cannot imagine what Hyassin felt. Because in that brief moment, he was the one true KING of the Super Mario 64 speedrun world.
After ending his stream, his chat lived on until sunrise, debating the legitimacy of VC, N64, Emulator, iQue, whatever. But fact was fact. And on that hot August night, Hyassin was the first person to ever complete a SM64 120 star speedrun of any kind, in less than 104 minutes. The legendary 1:43 had happened, to not-the-most likely speedrunner, under the most incredible circumstances. And that is why I believe Hyassin's 120 star 1:43:37 (VC) to be the run of 2013.

>>181774509
kill yourself

r/samandtolki is good content tho

>>181774702

Shut the fuck up

>>181774463
>Even Chibi can get an (ugly) gf
Well, time to kill myself

>>181774780

very entertaining stuff

>>181774806
this

> Best song in the game
> Not Boomer Kuwanger

Get these fucking failures off my stream.

>>181774943
>>181774806

just cum to this girl's feet like me:

>>181770237
>>181772523

>>181774463
he didnt bring her lol

>>181774949
It's obviously Flame Mammoth

Caleb's with his cute girlfrield but you bet your ass he will not be cucked.

>>181775030
do you keep posting this just for everyone to tell you that person is a guy?

>>181775117

I'll still jack off to her feet

>>181775030
Based footfriend keeping me from finally ending it

>>181775247

IS IT!?!?!?!

>>181773284
It's not hard to set up some kind of software to make a post automatically on a timer.

>>181771480
You're STILL defending this dude? You must be subbed to the guy or at least a constant donater to be riding his dick this hard.

>>181775030
can't tell if baiting or not

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>couch commentator saying "Colonel Fatso" out loud is killing me

>>181775247
i thought i was missing something and that everyone thought that dude was a girl

If that's a fucking girl I'm a faggot now because I literally came jacking off to her(?) feet

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Did this runner really just say that Drex buster only is some SUPER HARD shit that he needs to concentrate super hard on? I thought you needed to run a game before you were allowed to run it in a GDQ.

>Pun donation messages
Almost as bad as POYO

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>>181775709

>>181775693

I mean if it's a guy*

>>181775639


so you're fucking telling me I fucking jacked off to a trap's feet?

>>181774163
Still fucked another man's wife, despite her husband's utter cuckoldry Stiv is more of a piece of shit.

>>181775693
Don't worry, as long as you're imagining it's a girl, it's not gay.

>>181775841
Keep telling yourself that, anon.

>>181775841

I FUCKING HATE GDQ

>>181775810
i honestly have no idea how someone could look at this person and think it was a female so congrats on jacking it to some dude's feet, i guess

This run was pretty comfy.

>>181775906
As long as I keep telling myself that it's not gay, it's not gay.

>>181775515
No, I don't watch him. It's obvious that most people that talked about him don't have a clue about the community or basic game mechanics.

>that guy calling time
lel
never call time unless you're the runner faggot

>>181775841
It's not anything, you're masturbating to a TOES STICKING OUT OF A SANDAL

TIME FOR CALEB CHOKE™

Alright bets on how long it takes them to setup the race.

I'm guessing 15 minutes min.

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>speed runners

More like speed LOSERS

>>181776175
haha OWNED *high fives* *butt slaps*

>guys a bit overweight
>everyone calling him fatso
i didnt think GDQ supported fat shaming

>>181774163
hahahahahaahha what a fucking cuck I swear to god

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Can someone explain this clap to me. I'm American, but this confuses and frightens me.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING JACKED OFF TO A GUY'S FEET

>that absolute disaster pokemon run from a guy who didn't know his game at all
lol

>>181776258
maybe he just wanted to stretch his hands

>>181776258
I'm american and this clap is for when you've been eating chicken wings. He is using it incorrectly but he's learning our ways.

>>181776360
Naruhodo.

ARE YOU AUTISTIC? THEN WE HAVE THE GAME FOR YOU

GET AMAZON PRIME AND PLAY SOME OVERWATCH

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JACK IT TO TRACER, YOU SPERG.

cool coin haHAAAAAAAAA

there are no hot chicks in the crowd like at the last agdq. why?

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>>181776474
and why wouldn't you the only thing blizzard do right

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come the fuck on mike

The choke is soon

OUR BOI PHEENOH

>>181776536
Can't expect an exhibitionist every event.

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>>181776292
oh fuck I heard it just got worse and worse but wound up being pretty funny.

>>181776038
> It's obvious that most people that talked about him don't have a clue about the community or basic game mechanics.
The only time these people will listen to the commentary is when there are reddit memes. The people who participate in these threads are beyond stupid.

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> I wasn't interested in Twilight Princess
> I was more interested in Rob himself

>>181776292
Worth watching or was it just a waste of time?

tphd was the only run i was looking forward this gdq desu

What up nerds? Ask a MMX runner anything.

>>181776826
Why do you run terrible speedgames?

>>181776784
waste of time
not even a good trainwreck like the glitchless mirrors edge

>>181776826
why aren't you as good as aki/zam/hetfield?

>>181776826
How does having autism effect speedrunning?

>>181776557
Who would buy such a thing? I get if it was from an actual game or something.

STIV THE WIFE POUNDER IS ON THE LOOSE

>>181772828
He forgot to say "knowingly involved in an affair"

>ywn spitroast someone else's wife with stiv

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>>181776242
>tfw you were obese before you began uncontrollably losing weight due to life problems and anxiety-induced appetite loss, not hard work or good life choices which you're still too shit to do
>now just feel like a fraudulent thinnie and nervously laugh when people make jokes about fatties

this pheeno guy is just as insecure as he was 5 years ago

>>181776826
I thought it would be stupid before I started doing it. It's actually really fun.

>>181776937
zam+het are TAS gods. Also haven't played as much as them.

>>181776938
Nice buzzword, pal.

if proto reads a 'poyo' donation, i swear to god

>>181776864
>glitchless
but was it REALLY??? glitch less??

lmao he called it awkward

>>181776784
It was still one of the best runs of the whole event

>>181777090
which games do you run?

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this donation readers voice is about as genderless as you can get.

>donate $1,000
>get a few high fives

Hope he enjoyed it.

So who is the trap reading donations right now?

Hey who is the guy reading the donations now?

Who else hyped for based pheenoh later today?

>>181777253
Get Shmorky in heehehere.

>>181776938

actual speedrunner here

a LOT, I have severe autism and I enjoy the repetitive aspect of speedrunning more than happy wiener stroking time or tendie night

>>181777270
No he sucks.

protoman

>>181777253
trihex starts to dance then he notice chibi is also dancing

and stops

why does trihex seem like an elitist dick

If only Sam had an ounce of self respect, he would have been in jail, cause them two would have been murdered.

are these donations tax deductible?

>>181777440
why though

>>181777449
everyone had stopped at that point

>>181777449

because he is a huge faggot. I hate him much more than chibi.

>>181777230
Just X1 for now. Might learn the others soon

>>181776038
It's pathetic that he couldn't even finish the run. Even with the dozens of dozens of trainwreck%'s that were present among the years, at least most of them got to the credits.

why is tiki not running?

Is caleb still in the business of enraging at the smallest mistake and breaking controllers?

THE CHOKE BEGINS

caleb psyching these manboys out

ESPORT

THE POOR CONTROLLER NEEDS TO WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA EXPLODE

>>181777615
oh man remember when he proposed to his girl and forced her to say yes on stream?

caleb hart more like caleb fart lmao

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you know what's worse than the fat loser geeks here?
the guy who actually took time lifting and looks buff, but it's just as autistic and beta as the fat ones making every effort he invested in the gym ultimately futile. Besides he still has the face of a nerd

lmaoing hard @ his life right now

>>181777739
Holy fuck, he actually did that?

>>181776938
I'm a speedrunner and I've been professionally evaluated for autism on two separate occasions throughout my life, once when I was a kid, and once in my late teens. I do not have it. I have some symptoms, like many people do, but they fall within the margin of error.

hope nobody's console gets kicked during a race this gdq

>>181777767
more like caleb shart lmao

>>181777739
link?

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>Caleb is already in last place

>>181777827
He did. He's always been super creepy so it's not surprising honestly.

>>181777449
He's a sellout, 101% sellout.
>that 2 and 1/2 hour roasting he received by most of the formally known MHC.
I'll never get tired of watching that.

>>181772523
>>181770237

can someone give me a name of the person I thought was a girl and prove it's a man? because I want to jack off to the feet again but not if it's gay.

Why does Caleb keep trying to interrupt the runners to make dumb faces or 1 liners?

He should focus on the game more, he is dead last.

>>181778120
He doesn't. Stop lying, faggot.

>>181778182
focus on the run caleb, you're not doing too well

>>181778259
This is a meaningless post.

> any% race
> "We're collecting everything to get the Shoryuken."

?

>>181778313
caleb

>>181778313
It's supportive, telling you to focus on your race that you are currently losing.

races are fucking pointless to be honest. would much rather have the focus on one runner.

>caleb gets bad pattern after choking multiple times

E V E R Y T I M E

>>181778432
>I have no response to being called out on lying

I'm interested in >>181778094 too

in a race of 4, 3 will lose

>>181778428
its still the fastest but they dont go for best ending

There's some irony in Caleb losing to a guy called Colonelfatso.

>>181778547
caleb please focus

>>181778547
He just started talking to the fat asian and making a dumb joke dude

>>181778558
Oh yeah I forgot about the Zero parts thing in X2. Makes sense then.

>>181778751
He just did it again with fatso

Somebody stop this manlet

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>>181776258
>Can someone explain this clap to me. I'm American, but this confuses and frightens me.

He is generating ripples in the spacetime to communicate with Blueglass

>>181776292
>didn't know his game at all
I'm not sure how you came to this conclusion. Could you please share all the evidence and facts that enabled you to arrive at this point?
>>181776620
Exactly. They made the best of of a bad situation
>>181776705
You hit the nail on the head. Most people don't even run games.
>>181776784
It was worth watching. Enjoyable.
>>181777598
He could have easily gotten to the credits; he just would have had to go over the estimate.

>>181779346
nuthugger detected

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REMINDER

If you don't reply to the guy pretending to be an autistic fanboy to get attention, he'll just leave and bother someone else with his mommy issues.

give me one good reason why fatso isn't /srg/'s guy

Did the interview with our guy Pheenoh happen yet? I've been watching other streams since Mega Man is gay.

>>181779694
Yes it did

>>181779694
yea he said he's a stupid bitch no one likes and then sharted himself

>>181779545
No, I'm just stating what happened. People don't understand basic game mechanics and it's frustrating.
>>181779552
Stop projecting. Also, nice contribution to the thread.

>>181779694
Yeah they had to cut it short because he tried to fart and shit himself.

>>181779793
eerily accurate

cmon caleb
focus

>>181779846
run was shit guy was shit and unprepared

Tokyo choking so hard he looks like Caleb.

>>181780034
>having three backups is unprepared
Okay, anon.

>>181780012
He's going to lose the roids and lack of dignity lock up his brain sometimes

>>181779846
It was an objectively shitty run that the runner mercy killed

there goes tokyo
go go godzilla

Poor Tokyo. Dead on his birthday.

>>181780137
In all fairness to the runner, it's not the first Pokemon run to be mercy killed due to RNG. Werster has had at least one run of Gold mercy killed.

THE CHOKES

third place lmao

>>181780012
Yeah, that's right.

He lost and choked real hard like a bit stupid bitch who sucks ass at videogames.

Time for him to punch himself in the face and eat turkey on stream again.

Caleb had to fit in one last choke before finishing. Classic. CLASSIC

Caleb is fucking SEETHING

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How's that W taste, Caleb?

>the prefecture of Tokyo

>>181780358
LOOK AT HIS FACE LMAO

Holy fuck, how optimized is the WR for this game? I thought Fatso did pretty well, and he didn't even break his PB.

is fatso taller than him too? it's over for caleb.

so can we all agree that fatso is the alpha male of this group of virgin nerds?

Holy shit look how mad Caleb is.

>If we are looking for differences between self-harm in an individual with autism, and self-harm in an individual without these traits, the most notable ones are in the type of harm, and its perceived cause. The more classic harming behaviours within autism would include actions like hand-biting, head-banging, hitting fists on self or objects, excessive picking or scratching.

https://youtu.be/gfy-irj5zXM?t=92

THAT FUCKING HEAD TAP

>>181779346
please keep it up, your posts are more fun than the stream

From an empathy standpoint, I actually feel bad for Caleb..

If any of you guys competed in front of a crowd before and performed suboptimally, you'd also feel bad

>>181780517
It was a very solid run, but he mistimed a few jumps and dashes and took hits he doesn't want.

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>>181780529
I hope the next challenge is a hotdog eating contest and Fatso blows him the fuck out for good

>>181780597
Clip the second he got hit by sigma

He's fucking crushed. He doesn't know what to do. He literally doesn't know how to beat Sigma without spamming the Shoyuken.

>>181780597
holy shit, he must have burst some vessles trying to hold that in

Caleb would be chimping out if this wasn't a public venue. You could see it on his face.

>Mega Man X3
Well now, I'll go back to whatever I was doing and come back to Pheenoh later.

>>181780649
Nope, it's a videogame.

>>181780721
Let me find it Hold up there's some legs on stream forget you I'll deal with your shit later.

Is TP HD a good run? Woondering if I should go to bed

>>181780103
backups dont do shit when they dont fucking work ROFL

Are they like 2 hours + behind? Just woke up and the schedule was pushed back at least 2 hours since i last refresh it

>>181780839
It's pretty good.

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>>181780831
this man has his priorities in order

Was there a single good game today?

>>181780649
I don't feel bad because the shame is either all in his head or in the statements he himself makes. No one is going to seriously belittle or make fun of whoever doesn't come in first place, but if you're a cocky bastard with a huge ego you can make yourself suffer for no reason too.

protomagical (((((((((girl))))))))))

>>181780907
Dude, do you KNOW how long SETUP takes?

Setup for X2 > X3 should literally be 30 seconds as you swap carts around.

>>181780907

Something yesterday caused the schedule to be bumped back a lot. Probably setup times, since most of them (like with RE) have been ridiculous.

>>181780649
Maybe, but he's such a psycho and his fanbase is so obnoxious that I enjoy seeing him fail.

>>181779846
I fully understand HGSS's mechanics. It was just simply a shit run that shouldn't have been in a marathon setting when its as unreliable as it is.

>>181780839
Never watched HD, but normal TP is pretty fun, I'd imagine HD won't be much different.

chokyo90

MY BOYFRIEND

How the fuck do you take this long switching from Megaman X2 to X3?

>>181781017

I wouldn't call it a shit run. It's pretty good for the comedy value of really hyping up the run at the beginning, only to have it fail in every possible way.

>>181780984
Have many of the runs themselves even gone over, apart from setup? I think the bread game did. The actual disaster runs I've seen so far fit their timeslots.

this dude has a weird voice

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Oh my word.

who's hot legs in the first row?

>>181781152

The only run I've seen go over time was Dishonored, and that was by about 15 seconds. The more likely answer is that the "professional" tech crew is just shit.

>>181774163
>thanks Stiv

>>181781241
LOL

>>181781241
Thanks i'm finished you can stop now.

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>>181781156
>dude

you seem awful sure of yourself considering the event.

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>FATSO WON BUT ALSO ME! ME, CALEB! I'M HERE TOO!
every fucking time

>>181778094
Help

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>not the saturn version

Come on guys

>>181781017
I still think that in the 10 minutes he had when he knew the run was unsavable, there would actually have been things to do in that amount of time that would have made his chances against Red actually good instead of resetting and losing to him repeatedly. Like, wasn't Mewtwo accessible?

>>181781348
based easter speedsters

>>181781241
oh my lord

>>181781434
GDQ "staff" have probably never seen a saturn in their live.s

>>181780597
Is that caleb's new gf? What happened to >>181777739

>fat idiot

TRIGGERED

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>>181780721
Sorry about the delay. Got distracted.

mario kart is not a speed run

>>181781453
>expecting a speedrunner to know how to play their game

Sorry kiddo, they -practice- their strategies.

>>181781453
I think he used his Master Ball on the Raikou and sine he was using a bad seed, it probably would have taken even longer. But I do know in the past, runners did catch Mewtwo in some runs.

>>181781563
mk64 major skips is ok.

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>>181781348
that super tranny eating eggs while speaking on the mic was both disgusting and hilarious

I missed the race did caleb got last_ place

>>181781537
Thanks.


You know he has no idea what he's fucking doing.

>this isn't happening
>this isn't happening
>this isn't happening
>quick, laugh, play it off like it's all ok

He knows he'll be seeing it in his chat for the next 6 months.

>>181781717
3rd place

was going to finish in 2nd but choked (shocker) to sigma

>>181781865
those are some toned gams

>>181781639
Yeah I think it would have taken longer, because he tried Red about 4 times and quit with time left because his current strat was hopeless to win under estimate, but he could have actually finished with an adjusted strat and probably within estimate still.

>>181781852
he got bad rng

>>181781852
ty senpai

>>181781865
I like the pins on this broad

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>>181782139
sure he did

just finished fire red yesterday. decent game. should I get some savestates ready and submit for agdq?

>>181782139
The RNG didn't get him hit, it would have only wasted a few seconds. The RNG being bad may have been a factor making him choke, but it was a choke.

>>181782319
she gonna be asked to leave, making the trannys upset

if you met a guy as kind and sweet as bob ross or mr rogers irl, would you just call him a cuck and laughat him?

>>181782239
As long as you look at least 25% gay, they'll accept you with no problems.
Say it's an Any% and then choose Charmander instead of Squritle.

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Last one. She really didn't do anything other than sit there.

>>181782398
If a dude fucked his wife yeah

>that pokemon hg run
lmao

>>181782681
Really pathetic. Why didn't he just alter the run slightly to make sure he could finish it? Is he that incompetent?