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Previously on /xivg/ - >>181718383
Post cute midlanders. Preferably not images youve posted before.
>>181742216
>>181739924
Adderall
>tfw I fell for the "having a job is important"
Now I cant even play video games
>>181742234
I think your midlander on the left is nice, maybe change it up to a different hairstyle though, never did like that one personally.
>go do the new raid
>do all the bosses, get nothing
Is this the real MMO experience?
>>181742234
longer or more feminine hair on the midlander and shes a keeper both of those cats look sickly
>>181742348
NEET life eats away at you bruh
Reminder to come to Mateus for video games and friends!
Why is it I can't get any fucking help with PvP no matter where I go to ask and every fucking guide is for 3.0? I just need a fucking place to start is that so much to goddamn ask for?
>>181742740
Will you ERP with me?
>>181742771
PvP is easy mode now though
just dont play melee
>>181742119
If I vial from a female to a male, what happens to stuff like my shisui gear? Will it just become the male variant?
>>181742793
This
No ERP no mateus.
Consensus on SB?
Is it good?
>>181742848
Melee is where all the risk is. All the reward. The rush, the adrenaline running through your veins. Is this your last conquest, will you make it out, you leave it all on the battlefield and hope a healer blesses you with their attention and presses any button on their hotbars.
>>181742902
You didn't pick up a female variant, it's unisex gear.
>>181742848
I noticed BRD and MCH can nuke from across the map yeah. The problem is I only have tank classes right now and I have no idea how to build them or what to do.
Should I just go grab MCH and pewpew instead?
>>181742902
Correct. Anything you have the is female exclusive and has no male variant becomes a waste of a slot though.
>>181742996
yea
>>181742848
Holy shit pvp as drk is fun.
>>181743058
>BRD
I'm gonna try this too.
What about others? rdm?
Is warrior fucked there too?
swimmin lzrd
>>181742549
>>181742374
Was kind of going for an adventurer/tomboyish/dork look for the midlander, but I'll play around with longer hair.
Kind of wanted a c@ solely for the purpose of living up the fantasy race motif, but I'm not sure if I'm satisfied with them. I'd roll potato if their gear didn't irk me so much.
lel
>>181742275
>>181743530
>that potato
vomitingloli
I like your midlander
former knight of ishgard seeking female voidsent for murder/suicide pact via dumpster inferno
>>181743583
PvP would be great if I could get a decent team.
>>181742216
I'll try to take more later tonight!
>"oh yeah, i'm so smart, i'll undercut the lowest price by 10,000 gil and sell my items super quickly!"
>someone else undercuts them by 8,000 more
>the cycle continues because these fucking morons cannot help themselves
Rio Zaruba - boy
Red Rivers - girl
Kelly Welly - girl
F'Telor Tia - girl
Serrit Auckes - girl
Xth for MCH is the best job
>>181743728
I keep getting decent teams. Someone starts giving orders and micromanaging the groups and everyone starts going out and shattering all the things. In center brawls our alliance slowly advances on the enemies while they overextend and get picked off one by one.
>>181742348
The NEET life becomes mundane after a while because your whole life revolves around having fun, but eventually you run out of fun things to do because you finish your current games faster than the rate at which newer ones are being released. So eventually you become depressed as you're running out of things to do, and you have no money to explore new hobbies.
With a job, you get that income, but you have less time to enjoy life. If your entire life is a job you hate then you will also become depressed.
So find a balance between the two.
I didn't realise gpose was so fun
>>181743058
>HOW TO PLAY PLD:
>Roam around with full MP until you find a lone squishy with no healer
>Ride up to them and stun them
>Requiescat
>Spam Holy Spirit while they desperately try to escape
>pshhh.... requiescat en pace...kid.......
>>181743982
Cute!! Server?
>>181743781
Please stop being gross. Please. It's unsettling.
>>181743928
Can confirm.
>>181743003
>Healers
>Healing melee
>Ever
lol
>>181743317
I'm playing DRK as well but I can't figure it out. I'm going in and stunning people (healers mostly) throwing my bubble on people who are under fire, pulling people who over extend to secure kills, swapping grit on and off and using soul survivor -> bloodspiller on weak targets but I'm still losing more then 50% of my games. I know I just started but I don't know what I'm doing wrong?
>>181744083
Whoseville, Tonberry
>>181743781
Would you be down forlewd,?
be it chatting or ERP
>make a female character
>she's cute, really cute
>start obsessing over her
>realize this obsession is unhealthy
I need to escape. Male Miqo'te don't get bullied r-right?
>>181743874
No, this one isn't okay.
>>181744294
No one ever bullys catboys.
>>181743984
I'm a DRK but I have PLD as my secondary class. PLD seemed a lot more straight forward and stronger with better utility in Cover but my inner edgelord demands I hit people with a greatsword.
>Elk in the Mateus linkshell
It was comfy while it lasted.
>>181743696
twinsies...
>>181744294
>realize this obsession is unhealthy
Anon, I bet that's the least unhealthy thing you are doing
Just keep playing as your little girl
>>181744118
I'm just having some fun, please don't bully me!
>>181744253
Maybe, but I'd like to level some more and get some cute glamours first!
>play PLD after flash buff
>go through the usual rotation of flash>eclipse>eclipse and then maybe next flash
>wait a minute the aggro bars are still low/non existent
Just how much did they buff flash? Did I just get shitty dps?
>>181744493
You just let me know when and where when the time comes.
>>181744231
What country you from?
I'm Australian and was thinking of throwing one of my alts over there for ping reasons.
>>181744493
Oh god you're actually leveling it too that's some dedication. You do you I guess! Just...please don't pretend to be me, it's very awkward.
No one cared about who I was until I put on the mask etc etc.
>>181744542
I think they doubled the enmity generation of Flash/Overpower/Unleash
>>181744809
Their midlander is cuter.
>>181744548
You got it. Here's a fun screenshot I took. I hope it's alright!
Is using Yatan at all a DPS loss?
Did Ragnarok rip?
I got blackscreened during a quest and now I keep getting "Players in queue: 25" for a while.
r8/destroy
>>181744809
Meria can you stop pretending to own the copyright to your midlander looks.
>>181744118
>asking a boxshitter to not be gross
>>181744352
GIRL
>>181744883
Personal taste and all that! I didn't create mine with the intention of her being cute or anything I just kinda...made her.
>amber this mad that kiss called him out for being a psychopath
>>181744969
>implying it's not just one of her friends shitposting her for more attention so she can look like a victim again
I want to like this barding, so I've been using it. But something about the tail plume bugs me
>>181745036
Didn't Amber get banned for being a retard and talking about his scat fetish in the thread?
>put your character in slut clothes
>tons of tells and ERP offers
>put character in normal clothes
>nobody gives a fuck about you
Suffering.
>>181745201
He evades constantly, bans don't do shit to stop him.
>>181744809
why are you attempting to have control over what anons do on an imageboard
>>181743874
>Kelly Welly - girl
nope, i've been in discord voice with him, def a man
>>181745319
it looks nearly like a clone of them it got them so rattled they started posting with a trip
>>181745419
But kelly is a girls name!
>>181744884
>>181743781
Your version is actually cuter than the original
I approve
>>181745437
MIDLANDERS LOOK LIKE CLONES, MORE AT 11
>>181744294
Male catboy dragoons are the single worst playerbase in the entire game.
>>181745241
>Tfw really like my town outfit
>Most I get is a tell saying "cute char" etc
>Wear Moonfire or bikini in Ul'dah
>Get nothing
It's perplexing sometimes. Maybe I should just put something like "Fu" or "Futa" in my search info and see if that works.
>>181745571
Meanwhile MCH of all races are the strongest Job in the cosmos
>>181745546
Not all do.
>>181745673
Yes they do because 99% of midlanders use the same face and only do tiny changes to skin and hair color.
>>181745604
Wearing nothing works very well.
>>181745673
You're right, occasionally players will choose an alternate face, but the most popular one is posted the most. You can put brown drill hair on 80% of the midlanders who post here and they'll all be called Meria clones.
Is it okay to kick tanks from my group if they don't wear the proper jewels (270 ones) ?
>>181745790
>This lizard is too oblivious to pick up on being chatted up
>>181745909
Yes
>>181745913
No, I just don't waste time with people beating around the bush.
>>181745241
>wear normal RP set-up
>keep propositioned all the time
>this happens in every fucking MMO I play
It's never slutwear too. I have no idea why
>>181745997
Shame, I enjoy a bit of chat up before getting down to the nitty gritty.
>>181745241
>walk around fully clothed
>get quite a bit of "cute" tells, half are ERP solicitation, but actually being nice about it instead of crass
>>181745419
No, Kelly Welly is a fujoshi who FUCKS lizards.
>>181745074
yeah i don't know anyone who would seriously imply that
>>181745790
How did you mod this? I-I am asking for a friend, of course
Is it ok if I pull a Lyse and only wear armored legs and arms as a tank?
>>181745790
But you need to wear something! You'll catch a cold like that.
>>181746368
ah, what a nice cringe
Get in Anon, we're saving Doma!
>>181745909
Yea and it's also ok to kick healers who can't keep tanks wearing 270 jewels alive.
>>181745034
cute pic!!
>want to marry ingame and irl a cute boy that plays a catboy
>every catboy player, including those on xivg, are girls irl
NERF SHINRYU NOWWWWWWWWWWW
>playing as lizard girl since HW launch
>generally ignored, but happy
>swap to femroe on a bet
>instantly get targeted by pretty much everyone in all towns
>start getting loads of "seen you around" whispers
>raking in the commendations by the ton
What the actual fuck?
>>181744949
Help
>>181746556
Yes Hello, I'm a boy that plays catboy.
tfw
>>181746368
Give me your discord, I'll send it to you.
>>181746556
kys puttel
>>181746604
Same thing with elezen. Rarity makes you stick out in people's minds.
>>181746472
all its missing is "free candy" painted on the side
>>181745909
go ahead kick me
I'll get an instant queue anyway
>>181746604
how good do you look? post andoffer yourself up for marraige
>>181746786
No.
>>181746604
whats your glamour
>>181746845
6/10, still very pretty
I've got an ARM at 50, though the profession don't feel terribly useful or wanted. I'm considering leveling something else for the purpose of making bank, what's a good profession with a steady cashflow? Culinary? Alchemy?
>>181746845
Make the eyes deep red and you got a nice succubus look
>>181745506
Thank you!
>>181746845
Very nice! What DC, I want to know if I should keep an eye out.
I GOT DISCONNECTED AT THE LAST BOSS OF POTD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I feel like I made Adrien Brody in drag
>>181746845
I have a roe alt I play once every few days and the time I logged on a roe messaged me out of nowhere saying they saw me a few days ago.
We weren't even in the same zone or anything when it happened.
>>181747045
the nighttime themes for SB areas are so comfy, it's like they just want you to gather forever and fall asleep
>hurry and go after Nabriales into the fucking portal before it closes you faggot
>15 minute queue
lol
>it's an "unstable tranny is your tank" episode
>>181747221
Why do you have a different haircolour everytime I see you here?
>>181747045
hehe luckily they beat the boss before the timer ran out.
>>181747057
I'm tempted to see this through and actually play Roe. But roe NIN/SAM/RDM seems silly
>>181747357
some niggas take videogames way to damn seriously
>>181747478
Roes have the worst ass in the game. Don't do it.
>>181747478
Roe SAM is fine, do it for Gosetsu
>>181747478
RoeNIN a best.
this guy is dank
>>181711680
>>181711780
>>181711857
>>181711913
>>181712569
>>181712773
Hello kindred spirits lets all be lonely idiots together, maybe start our own linkshell where nobody says anything but a random joke about some duty finder pub occasionally, or how you wish some specific thing happened and everybody replies {Same} then goes awkwardly quiet again for another hour.4real though I want friends.
>>181743926
>Bot in PvP
>Notice other botters too
>Someone trying to call shots
>Laugh at them as I watch half the bots suicide into the enemy team
>>181747357
Must feel good to know that everyone in your dungeon can speak english
I should transfer out of EU sometime soon
>>181747545
Why is their ass so concave
What race has the widest hips?
>>181747653
Sorry, but I don't want to be friends with anyone from ultrash or married to anyone in ultrash.
>>181747357
Why is the dps standing on the tank? Regardless of memes thats annoying as fuck and pointless. I keep seeing DRG and SAM standing in front for no reason and getting cleaved.
>>181746753
>not "free liberation"
One job.
>>181747796
Oh...
>>181747653
if you're a decent person, I'd be friends with you
>Main WHM/AST
>Want to main a tank as well
>Can't decide between DRK/WAR/PLD
So which should I play? I used to main war before HW but from what I've heard DRK/PLD is better. If I'm going to tank I'll want to main tank since I main heal.
>>181747653
I'd be your friend but you're on the wrong data center
>no Silk/Edge squad of kittymen played by thirsty girls to pump me with musky cat cream until I can't think anymore
>>181747653
>joined a /vg/ linkshell once
>mostly shitpost, memes and "greentexting" and complaining about xivg posts/people
Worst idea ever.
>>181747389
I like to swap hair colors around decently right now, i-it's a phase ok? None of them still really make me feel comfy like the way green did though
I'm just trying different colors out
>can't decide whether to make ugly old guy highlander or try and make something unconventionally attractive
Fuck.
What are the most profitable retainer jobs right now?
>>181747653
You erp in first person and that is not okay in my books.
>>181747889
PLD is the most fun thank at the moment
>>181747819
I was following behind them and started attacking the mob when they initiated the pull, but they were complete shit and didn't build any enmity so I immediately ripped
>>181747653
i have a linkshell just for that butnobody wants to join cause im too ebin
>>181747939
Green was okay, I like your blue hair the best though.
>>181747936
>associating with anybody who wants to associate with people from here
You brought it upon yourself tbqh
>>181746845
>tranny squintface
into the trash
>>181747970
Combat, the mob drops from 61-70 go like hotcakes.
Even better if you can craft them into thread/leather.
>>181747653
Don't be a gay baby, I'll smack you right on the head.
>>181747939
blu catte yysare when?
>>181747939
Green was just weird.
Keep that one
>>181747989
>erp in first person
absolutelydisgusting
waffle
>>181747936
Don't forget the insecure fags who spend every waking moment finding reasons to call people shitters.
>>181747889
DRK for MT.
>>181747992
It's been a long time since I've played PLD and now it seems to have a fuck ton of combo buttons in addition to all the CD's. Are they all actually used, like spirits within and shield swipe or is there a general rotation?
>>181747867
Balmung?
>>181747989
If you're talking about those old faked "logs", please, that's disgusting. I can't stand first person RP.
>>181747936
Yeah that doesn't sound fun at all.
>>181747924
RIP
What's the stats weight for tanks now? Is tenacity any decent?
>>181748334
Still aren't any weights
>>181748207
I know the general DRK rotation since there's only about two, but when should I be using dark arts?
>>181748312
Not that person but am Balmung. Are you decent people?
>>181748145
Green is my preferred and I have blue right now, like no matter what anyone says about green it's pretty much the way I think Yysara's hair color is.
>>181748036
hmm blue looks alright
>>181748138
sometime I guess.. the thing is once I fantasia, I'm gonna have to pay to fantasia back eventually because I know the novelty will wear off and I'll want to be back to standard yysara
>>181747989
>>181748145
>>181748312
what's so bad about that? you're just playing a character
>>181748312
How can I trust you? How about you provide us with examples of how you erp and we'll compare it to the "logs" and see if its you or not. Doesn't have to be sexual stuff, cutesy logs work too for an example.
remember to take a break every meow and then! (^・ω・^ )
>>181748498
I want you to stay blu yysara forever and be my catfu
>>181748498
Do you lewd talk with Mateus erp alts?? I dont have much intention of playing for real there
Someone have the updated naughty patch? ;_; Muh ERPs
Guess I'll test this out and wind up going back to a c@, middie or lizard like a shitter
>>181748639
I'll take a break by breaking your neck.
>>181748498
green looks like a weird anime character trying too much to stand out
that shade of blue is unique without standing out too much, also complements your outfit well
>>181748639
don't tell me what to do ever again.
>>181748639
fuck off homo
>>181748639
Excuse me, why are you copying Moni's character?
>>181748729
I like your Roe, for what that's worth.
>>181747732
Highlanders.
Today is national MCH appreciation day. Remember to say something nice to the MCH you get in your next DF.
>>181747989
>RP/ERP in first person
>ever
Anyone who does this is a bad person
>>181748729
I can't do it. I started ugly and I'll always end up ugly, It's fate. Playing cute cat girls or middy twinks doesn't feel right.
When you use an item for too long, does it eventually become market prohibited?
>>181748914
If you use equipment at all, it becomes soulbound to you.
>apparently I'm posting about meria when the only time I have was editing her name into a copypasta
I love how much people in this thread have it out for me, so much so to message my friends and tell them to block me
Kindly fuck off thanks
>>181747653
If you're nice and can talk like a normal person outside of here I'd be your friends.
M-maybe we c-could..actually play and run dungeons together.
>>181748471
really not
>>181749049
Boggles the mind.
>>181749049
>I love how much people in this thread have it out for me, so much so to message my friends and tell them to block me
Your fault with associating with people here m8ty.
>>181748861
Fuck off and get to building the wall Rune.
>if I make a post hours after it happens, people will surely believe me!!!!
Didn't work for Vjera, won't work for you.
>>181749182
>Rune
Who? I'm not part of your circle, friend.
Fastest way 1-30 as dps?
please dont say potd..
>>181749182
Not my post but
I've been on the right side of the wall for 7 years now.legally of course
Also dont bully MCH
>>181747653
Will you craft more things for me if I be your friend?
>>181749417
potd
>>181749417
Haven't had a dps below 30 in literal years, but it's probably potd
This is your butt for the afternoon. Say something nice about it.
>>181748471
>>181749072
Come say hi I guess, Tasogare bridge in Kugane.
I've got Paladin, Astro, and Bard all at 70 and I haven't done roulettes yet so if you wanna come and get a quick dungeon queue and say goodbye that's fine too.
Pls don't parse me i'm not too great. I was okay as a DRG before the expansion but maybe it's just feeling inadequate around all the big number SAMs with BRD being not nearly as good personal DPS.
>>181748589
It's a formatting thing, and most of all a readability. Reading someone else's posts in the form of "I did, I'm doing, Myself" is just not good.
I kinda feel bad for dps jobs
>>181749160
I just want friends.
>>181749159
Is this the character I apparently made? Neat.
>>181749567
That's not even why it's bad. It's a sign of self insertion and you should avoid these people like the plague.
>>181748861
This goes out to sandcat then.
https://youtu.be/jVDN8yR3ig0
>>181748752
green is still preferred no matter what anyone says (´ ・ω・ `)
>>181748714
I guess maybe a tiny bit but it really depends, I'm usually busy and am a skeptical person
>>181748656
cute doggu
>>181749545
Name of this butt?
>>181749545
At least its not a machinist one
>>181749659
>I just want friends
>was telling the thread to kill themselves yesterday during a massive murderous meltdown
>>181749668
That makes sense too, but I dislike it personally because it's just plain ugly to read.
>>181749708
I tell lots of people to kill themselves, not anyone I care about though. It's a good release, it's literally good for your brain to get angry at others and not bottle it up like a little retard seeking validation.
Kill yourself.
>>181749567
>Pls don't parse me i'm not too great.
Things like that just makes me scared of meeting people from here.
>>181749608
Yoshi added 2 DPS jobs but kept the 2/2/4 balance for the trial and raid composition.
Seriously, what the fuck. Even the later parts of Crystal Tower were 1/2/5.
While you can do some stages of Omega with a single tank, matchmaking still defaults to wanting two, which brings matchmaking to a fucking crawl for DPS.
>>181749697
>at least its not a machinist one
That's about to be the least of your problems, guy
>>181749708
Not him, but you're on 4chan. Grow a pair.
>>181749608
Dont, they just have to man up and learn how to tank/heal like the rest of us
This is outfit is to lewd...
>>181749792
>I just want friends
>kicks himself off his own static
>>181749823
>wanting to be friends with autists that lack empathy and social awareness
lol
>>181749823
kys amber and fuck off from these threads
Does /xivg/ fall for the i270 accessory meme
>>181749819
It's the revenge for A1S light farm.
FUCK IT
I'm gonna make my 70 AST a male lizard. Post cloth glamour that looks good on them. NOW.
>>181749819
Making the raid tier 1/2/5 limits SE to what mechanics they put in to make them hard to tank.
>>181748742
>>181748771
>>181748808
>>181748824
we just have the same hair colour please do not spread lies and slander
>>181749878
I want to take this midlander into her private chambers andcuddle her intensely until she's begging for release
>>181749823
>le ebin 4jan bander
>>181749938
I've seen lots of players doing this from here
>>181749997
hempen top and bottoms
>level rdm
>make it to kugane
This just makes me want to do msq as samurai instead...
Nude patch 2.0 anyone?
>>181750218
Same one still works
>>181748729
I would like them if their hips werent so fucking narrow.
how do you get the floating white ball mount
>>181749938
>i270 accessory meme
>meme
Enjoy clearing content 10 seconds later than decent players.
This midlander is cute
>>181750323
Oh sweet, ver 1.3.1 being the older "same" one?
>>181750218
Why does your shirt say "Fuck tomestones acquire whores"?
>>181750398
disagree
>>181750386
I'm not sure why I would care about that.
>>181750386
No....
>>181750416
Yep.
>Take a break from the game a while back
>Financial issues are gone so I can get into Stormblood now
>Realize that I never finished my Heavensward relic
>Realize that the major changes to stats probably means what used to be BiS may not be relevant anymore
>All the items needed for relics are cheap as hell now so I may as well finish what I started
>Have absolutely no idea what stats I should put on my DRG relic
>Also unsure if Heavensward relics are dead content by now, but I'm gonna finish it anyways for completionist's sake (especially since we won't be getting the Stormblood relic anytime soon)
Have the pros, math wizards and japanese players figured out what the best stats to have are, or what? So far I've heard crit is still king, and depending on your job, determination could be better than direct hit since it got buffed. Help me out here guys. Also, I assume the stat caps were raised?
>>181750554
Awesome, thanks anon
Here's the nude mode with the lalafix without that jutting out line running down from the belly button.
http://forum.neko-sentai.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=183999&d=1497648982
Why doesn't the nude patch work on BOYS
>>181750203
That's how I did it. I was stuck at Raubahn EX so I unlocked RDM and SAM, flipped a coin to see which I would level, and was ready to progress through the story with it by the time the instances were fixed.
>>181750386
More like 'enjoy wiping to enrage because DPS can't into mechanics'. Tank and healer DPS isn't just about 'making fights faster/easier' it's about making fights even possible. The green and blue roles should be able to deal enough damage to close out a fight when the DPS fails.
>>181750041
>>181749417
Main story quests.
If you're trying to get your alts to 30 so you can PvP instead, welcome to hell motherfucker.
So about to start a new account. What is a good useful job to play that is not healer? If it helps I was a hardcore RDM in 11. Also I didn't buy stormblood yet. Any tips would be great the last MMO I played was 11 about 4 years ago.
>>181750723
You know you want it, cutie.
>>181750480
Disagree your life
>>181750861
>posts a slutty cat
just play a healer, whore
>>181750696
>the other roles have a responsibility to babysit scrub DPS
Kill yourself.
>>181750861
Ninja is basically the support class.
>>181749505
>>181749543
>>181750765
God damn it.
Even with the xp earring?
Why is leveling alt jobs such shit in this game
>>181750625
Don't even waste time finishing it, level to 70 and then google about the new values.
>>181742216
hola
>>181751028
The new values aren't known yet.
>>181751134
They said cute
>tfw no Submissive Au Ra from the Mol tribe with 5 sons from 5 different fathers, to make my pet!
How do I whore myself for money?
>>181745102
>there i am.jpg
>>181751134
Looks kind of like Quiet
>>181742216
Still trying to figure this out, how do I get the upper bar's layout to mimic the bottom one? I only found an option to have the bottom/main one in a button+button layout
Do I go from Elezen grill to QT midgirl?
This is an urgent matter!
>>181750952
But it's true.
It's the responsibility of the adults to pick up the slack when their mouth breathing, cretinous inbred children have a hard time with concepts like 'don't stand in this circle' or 'push buttons and breathe at the same time'.
>>181751269
hit me up on balmung and give good head
Oh cool I just realised I've reached my first 8 man.
>>181751368
Do you like elezen? Do you like Midlanders more?
>>181742216
So far all of these look hideous compared to Miqote. Not looking good so far for the scoreboard.
>>181745102
it's awesome, best barding in the game
Help, I'm trying to make a handsome, brooding male cat.
With or without the tattoo?
>>181751368
follow ur dreams
hope your having a productive day, /xivg/
>>181751516
With
>>181751516
with, looks like a little boy without it
>>181751557
my dream is to marry you in game but you flat out ignore me on here and there.
>>181751213
The values of all the secondary stats have been established. Their "weight" in main stat points has not.
>>181751445
>queue for 20 mins
>finish it in under 2
>>181751516
with
but you can change it in the asthetician
>>181750948
I e tried healer classes. For some reason I find them boring as fuck to play.
>>181750960
Can they also tank? I was thinking of going with a tank class.
no bulli catboi pls >w<
mateus, wanderers palace
>>181746845
FUCK MY MIDLANDER BOUPUCCY
>>181751516
>lipstick
why..
>>181751402
That's the problem: I'm not on any of the meme servers.
>>181751731
I want a cute girl to bully my catboi into submission.
FUCK SHINRYU
NERF NOWWWW
>>181750636
What's the difference between 00_npBasicModels and 00_npBasicModelsF? Same with textures, do I select all of them?
>>181751851
That's more like chap stick or lip gloss
Music Score of Stormblood!
Lets hear your fave instance, city, and or Zone day/night music?
And lets face it, Azim Steppe is best hands down!
>>181751582
>Just became a Dragoon
Yup
>>181752020
i like shinryu theme
>>181751851
to be more inviting for his daddy
>>181752020
Lakshmi's is the best one for me
>Everyone pretending they're suddenly hardcore for clearing Shinryu and comparing it to savage content
>Its just standing out of aoes
>>181751624
i'm already EB'd, since 2015, sorry
>>181751583
>>181751610
>>181751697
Cool, thanks.
>>181751851
Our lips are naturally darker than our skin. FF14 has the default lipstick to none , but it looks like we have no lips at all then, so I put some lipstick on the emulate the feeling of having actual, coloured lips.
>Spend my own money crafting and gathering stuff to make an entire floor of FC house into a comfy recreation/relaxation/chill zone room
>Millions spent since initial design and revamps, shelf tricks used etc, countless hours refining it
>EB tells me it's actually shit and has always hated it
Oh...
>>181751780
What's this? I'm not on Mateus..
>>181751924
Just bring some goddamn friends with you, Anon.
You do have friends you can go with, right??
how difficult is it going to be to get a Shirogane plot on Balmung if my only 60 DoL/DoH is Miner
>>181752181
Menagerie is literally more complicated than Susano or Lakshmi.
>>181752286
Show it
where the cool coeurl kids at
>>181752286
Take a picture
>>181749659
I didn't intend for people to go on a witch hunt over this, but I have to admit that it's fascinating to watch them point fingers towards those they already dislike for one reason or another.
>>181752390
You just have to make 3m I believe
>>181752020
Lochs, Ala Mhigo, Stormblood boss theme, Shinryu, Susano's WITH his dialogue, Deltascape V4 are all great to me
>Everyone saying SCH sucks
>There's no way SCH can stand up to WHMs personal dps
>Check logs
>all top groups run SCH/AST
Why do I ever listen
>>181752537
>Susano's WITH his dialogue
holy shit was that SO COZY to listen to!
>>181752530
Is that a lot?
>>181751936
Select them both.
>>181752020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBlKRzNf74
>>181752549
Numerically it cant, but people play what they like. Same reason WHMs still existed in huge numbers in 3.4+ despite AST being superior. People will keep playing SCH because of how they feel.
>want to level PLD
>someone bought all my aethersands
hmmm, levels or cash monies
>>181752020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7orFXWBTXI
The night theme in the Peaks is wonderful. I get chills every time I listen to it.I don't really like the day version though.
>>181752820
You can level PLD any time, and tank queues are always fast.
Lucrative markets don't last forever.
>>181752491
>>181752468
Only picture I took before removing everything and putting it in my apartment. There was other stuff, a bed, Triad board on a table, easel, stuff like that. It was an ongoing project of mine. The general idea was to make it be like a comfy forest room. Took this when playing around with stuff to try to make the bath area more private I guess for lack of a better word since our FC has a few couples.
>>181752024
Does this elf lewd
>>181752952
Looks shit man not gonna lie. Anyone who uses the forest ground and walls is doomed for failure. The aquarium is cool though but everyone does that trick now.
Who here are active hunters?
>>181752952
Did others also call it shit? Maybe his tastes are just different to yours.
>>181752020
Ruby Sea night time for cozy chill, Peaks and Lochs night time for awesomeness
>>181752952
it looks decent cept for what ever that white block is in the middle there.
I love the lighting and day night cycle in this game.
>>181752821
is this the depressed cat
>>181753054
It was all forest themed. Sylph lights, Gridania furniture, Eos/Selene chandelier, leafy plants etc. Each floor had it's own theme.
>>181752952
Looks like it was comfy
I'm not a big fan of the flooring, but it looks nice
>>181753226
I love the catboy mating seasons in this game!
Lizards must learn their place!
Where's list anon? We need one for malera
LITERALLY PULLING OFF AN AHEGAO
Going to run the level 63dungeon on aether for exp. Any of you nerds need to come or want for slut glams?
if gazelleskin ring hq is 300k, how much do you think I could sell a fully pentamelded max stat gazelleskin ring for? I'm going to try pegging it at 2.2mil first to see if anyone bites
I'm craving a new mount. How hard is it to get Fenrir?
>>181753485
No but I'd like totake you to bed.
>>181753485
yes but im not level 63 yet
>>181743801
>tfw i undercut the market severely just for fun because i don't even need money
>>181742348
I too feel your pain. I haven't had a chance to get on for a few days now and I've been left in the dust as a result.
>>181753565
y u so horny ?
>be from EU
>Made a character on Zalera cuz thought gonna play with some guys from NA
>level to 70 and get gear
>turns out they rather play on balmung
>dont have a character on balmung
>cant transfer anywhere for 90 days because new character
should i literally just quit for 90 days? I cant do any EST raidtimes (usually 5/7 pm to 9/11PM) and i cant go to EU servers.
aaaaaa
>>181753494
Not very, just time consuming.
You can just do your challenge logs/cactpots/tournaments and get it in less than two months(a decent triple triad and the dead as fuck verminion should give you 40k each, 80k per week from challenge log?)
or autism hard on chocobo racing/breeding and get it in much less time
>>181753485
yes I'd like to come if you dont mind. whats the PF?
>be a trust fund kiddie
>literally have millions to play with
>i can be a neet all day and play xiv
I might get a part time job doing some shit just so I don't feel like a complete waste of skin.
>>181753751
what wrong
>pretending to be a tank and not wearing the BiS aka lvl270 str jewels
plebs
What's the fastest way to farm GC seals? I want to rank up and change GC.
>>181753805
make one and i'll join also tank btw
>>181753707
No, play the game and make some friends on Zalera. 90 days is a lot of wasted playtime you could be using to catch up.
And besides that, Balmung is permanently closed for world transfers and new characters so if youre not there now, you never will be. Consider buying an account with a balmung character already created, I guess.
biG
Guys what's some cool facemask to glamour?
I only know of the monoa mask and the midan visor and I'm not even sure if there are any other
>>181753439
very cute
>>181752519
If I was keeping up with the falseflagging story that was going on I would have just laughed because hey it's 4chan
Don't worry too much about it, if I lose anyone over this after everything I've told to them as well then I can get over it very easily at this point.
/hugI'll be sure to laugh from now on that the negative emotional connection I had to Meria due to my paranoid nature and assumptions made of the people doing the falseflagging are mostly severed
How do you like your healers /xivg/, do you want them to use the follow;
Slutty glamours?
Sem-slutty glamours
or normal plain glamours?
>>181753898
what i did was i was light farming in A1S, took the items and sold them off.
>>181754003
no i wanted to go to the EU datacenter since, you know, im from europe and there is not a single guild on zalera(the server is still basically dead) that raids at times i could play at since is like 4 AM here when they start. And dunno, XIV certainly does not have enough content to keep playing for 90 days without raiding.
>make some friends
thats so fucking hard without any chats or any playerinteraction ever.
Do giraffes look good as any job
>>181753805
>>181753934
look for Yysara Paniyr, password is 3939, shisui, I made a healer/dps slot and tank slot open
>>181754264
>A1S
what is that? how do i sell items for seals?
>>181754259
Get away from my role we have enough reprobates
>>181754365
Casters, healers, and paladins.
>>181754384
My internet dropped as soon as I posted that. Im gonna log in in a sec. Level 63 brd
>>181753281
Yeah.
>>181754259
Armored.
Should Samurai get speed and damage buffs up in AoE rotation or just use AoE?
>>181754259
Completely non-lewd robes that cover their entire bodyand lift up slightly when they're casting spells so I can see some leg.
>>181754415
you go to your GC and go to the turn ins, you choose expert delivery or whatever. A1S is Alexander 1 Savage, you probably don't have it at that point. You can always just undersize something, quickly grab the equips and sell them off.
>>181753439
Where do you get that sword
Who's the most hung roe on Balmung?
>>181754573
it's the ironworks katana
>>181754259
like this
and we'll all float on okey
and we'll all float on anywey
>Posting shitty butts
>Not waiting until they add in butt sliders
>>181754259
I want to see them either wearing something that looks cool, or something modest.
Can you exclude lalafells when using the 2.0 naughty patcher? I really rather not have naked potatoes running around
>>181752020
>And lets face it, Azim Steppe is best hands down!
mah negro
>>181754330
Well yeah. Join up some linkshells, get a new FC, find people who are recruiting for social linkshellsuse the reddit or the reddit discord or the ffxiv discord and keep trying.
It took us like 4 years to build a social network of neighbours, people we did content with, friends of friends. Its not easy, but it works.
>What are you talking about, Highlander Females look fi....
>>181753007Depends.
>tfw you pet abe and they ignore you
:(
>>181753081
I miss instances
>not a single dps brings goad to the fight
I hate this playerbase. Yoshi made it so all dps can take it and yet they still don't do it.
How long do you think it'll be before I kms using PVP to level?
>>181750861
If you are talking about the refresh bot red mage in 11 then a healer in FFXIV is more than enough to satisfy you.
floatc@t
>>181754259
See
>>181754489
DnD like Cleric or "Battle Mage" (Like the Daystar set) are prime examples. I don't mind the robed healers or anything it's just a preference.
>>181755279
>not having a superior BRD
>no noobs on balmung to take under my wing and help, craft things for and such because the server is permalocked
suffering
>>181755280
Pls don't die pretty catte. I need you in my life.
>>181755279
as a bard, I'm sad that they nerfed my ability to regen mp/tp. It's nice not hurting my own damage but only 30 seconds every 3 minutes sucks and its a lot less flexible
>>181754365
Only thing they're good for is deepthroating so I'm not bathing my dick in stomach acid.
>>181755359
I had a bard in one of my dungeons and that mother fucker only played his tp song once and when asked by the tank the fucking bard just said "lol long cooldown" and never casted it again.
>>181755280
Q up and I'll do it for you.
It's a win win because you don't have to kill yourself and I rid the world of one more cat.
>play male
>all the females only want futa or other females
>play female
>all the males only want other males or shemales
>>181755535
Tfw no futa elezen that likes catbois
>>181753812
Read a ton of books. Alternatively buy me a ton of books to read.
>>181755465
It's also pretty awful that they're tied to our aggro reduction as well. I've had to use them at shitty times just to avoid ripping the boss off of tanks.
Anyone have that chart with the number of dungeon runs vs potd runs it takes to reach level cap?
>>181754365
unfortunately they have some awkwardness in the whole neck/shoulders area, so they really end up looking better in heavy armor
npc romance options when?
>>181755426
Noo stop ;~;
>>181755514
Wow ty friend ur a big help
>>181754259
They should look like they are going into battle, not the brothel
>>181755874
Wont matter for you since M'Naago is my WIFE.
>>181755929
She told me she doesn't actually like you!
>>181754259
They have to be cute maids. They're here to serve the party
>HOW DO YOU GET THAT MOUNT
>HOW DO YOU GET THAT MOUNT
>HOW DO YOU GET THAT MOUNT
>HOW DO YOU GET THAT MOUNT
This is getting annoying
>>181751924
no, it's fine the way it is.
git gud or run with fc mates if df is retarded
>>181752181
same players that complained about gordias and midas savage. Thank them for the creator savage and the faceroll that it was. Also, casual fag here. Can still clear savage modes with logging in at most 4 times a week.
>>181755465
>tfw a healer dies shortly after you pop refresh
welp sorry no MP for you for the next 3 minutes
>>181753812
Can I have some monies
>>181752401
dude, just use sprint.
>>181755898
>not letting your tank pump you between pulls to recover
>>181756040
what mount?
>>181756040
How do you get the magitek ball mount
>>181756040
same, i stopped riding my doggos around town
>>181755874
You guys can fight over your MSQ waifus, I'll have a happy home with my random town NPC.
How do I tell if I'm being carried by the other healer?
>>181756178
Im not saying its hard. Just harder than those two. 2 is greater than 1 but its still a small number.
New game for you
You have to make an OTP, but the catch is it has to be an acutal xivg poster and an MSQ NPC
Choose wisely.
>>181756250
How do you get that tiny airship mount
>>181756319
me, and tataru
>>181756225
>>181756319
Seto and Cid
>>181754259
Healers should not be slut glamour.
>>181756290
install act
>>181755929
Sorry anon but I was fucking her last night and asked her about you and she doesn't know you at all.
why does yotsuyu turn me on so much?
>sell hundreds of mastercraft demis the month or so before SB
>pull out and they've dropped down to one third of what they were
goodbye my precious gumballs, I hope I will see you again
>>181756319
Seto and all the strapping young lads of Little Ala Mhigo
When will we get our world overhaul Cataclysm expansion
>>181756797
you mean a realm reborn?
Why doesn't the new magitek mount play terra's theme?
>>181755854
Go back to c@
What are some must have macros?
Also is there a macro to make gathering faster?
>>181756725
Welcome to the world of Femdom.
>>181757064
for what purpose
Elk is an asshole, /xivg/ was right.
>>181757187
Cute mean tomboy c@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaF2l3o6QMU
best theme?
>>181757545
you need to lighten up dude
>>181756940
Because SE are lazy fucks and haven't given a shit since 2.x
>>181757545
serves you right
>wow i'm so different i'm going to change him :) of course i know better than anyone else :)
I FINALLY hit First Lt! I'm so happy to have my Coat now. ; ~;
>>181757545
>expecting attention whores to not be shit
newfags everyone
>>181756319
Me andif you thought I was going to be playing along with this, you're sorely mistaken.
>>181757912
Your shtick is incredibly unfunny.
Why is she sad?
lol
>>181757947
swirl is that dude stop shitposting
Who on Balmung likes to bully other people?
>>181757989
>thingken of penis
>>181758080
me sometimes
>>181757989
cause she's poor and has to wear a burlap sack. she done herself up nice with makeup and still can't get a guy with money.
>>181758150
name?
>>181758216
not posting it sorry
>>181758076
swirl was funny for like, an afternoon
they're otherwise no different from every other shit poster (not to be confused with shitposter)
>>181757550
ah sometimes i miss dunking nerds, its really been awhile
>>181758080
me... oh wait balmung...
I'm having butt withdrawal after playing nier
What's the best normie raiding FC on Balmung
No Highborn pls
>>181746845
disgusting
Is it just me or are the yellow scrip gear sets pretty meh? HQ lv 70 set with melds are just as good and aren't class specific.
>>181758423
rarex
Give fat choco code right now!
>>181758423
>normie
>raids
yeah sure dude lets raid syrcus tower bro!
>>181758419
>that foot
OH GOD!
looking for a bud or three to do some dungeons with on balmung in a little while, i need to unlock expert and run my roulettes
leave a name and ill send you a message when im around to play
>my only couple friends stopped playing
>logging in now just makes me feel lonely
>still have a guild and linkshells i talk to people on but i still feel lonely despite being active in chat
i hope i can have fun in the new raids at least, i don't want to stop playing
why are there so many lonely people in mmos? they are supposed to be the most social games out there. maybe that just draws attention to how much you lack socially though. maybe if i get into a nice raiding guild i can make some closer friends there.
>teleport to Quarrymill
>kicks me out of the game
>now the character DC's every time I try to log in
nice game
>>181758639
Are you on balmung? I'm in a similar situation
>>181758639
>they are supposed to be the most social games out there
Maybe before dungeon finder was invented.
>>181758609
hmu I still need to do some as wellFelix Argyle
>>181758479
Sort of old news aren't they?
>>181758576
I don't think anyone likes Syrcus Tower, man
>>181758639
This >>181758702
Blame that shit. It's cancer
>>181758419
post butts
>>181758475
>paying 500k a piece when you can get blues for free
>>181758419
you can always go back
>Finally realized how hard I've been scamming myself
So are you just not supposed to buy armors from the player market?
>>181758475
>just as good
you ain't hitting 1200/1200 with yellow scrip gear, it's garbage for 3 patches when they finally let you augment it
>>181758909
well you can make them but its way more effort than its worth
>>181758419
This game seriously need a butt slider.
>>181757545
What did he do?
>>181758909
No goy, keep buying them. You need those stats or people will laugh at you!
>>181758909
It depends on what level you are and what you need, Anon.
You can always ask crafter friends to make stuff for you.
real gamers only dont passage of arms if you aint a gamer
>>181759032
Made a shit storm in the Mateus LS before leaving.
>>181758693
nope
>>181759130
No he didn't stop lying.
>>181758958
Yeah, that's what I thought.
But what do you even need 1200/1200 for anyway, there aren't even any star recipes yet.
>carry three newbies through a dungeon
>explain them the bosses and everything, wipe three times at the final boss but still stay patient and explain what they did wrong in a calm and positive way
>not a single player recommendation
Meanwhile
>run a dungeon with 3 pros
>giant pulls from start to finish
>everything killed in record time
>3 player recommendations
Play healer they said ...
>>181759098
please humiliate me i forgot my picture i deserve ridicule
>>181758863
>this is a squeenix game
I thought they were allergic to butts
>>181755109
So yes
>>181757947
he's been around since 2.0 so he wont go away
Is it possible to mute a linkshell like you could in FFXI by simply taking it off?
>>181756535
start explaining bitch
What armors fit snugly? Would like to create a cyborg glamour.
>Meria and her orbiters mad that a new poster sorta kinda looks a bit like her midlander
Huh? What? How do you have snowflake syndrome over such a generic character?
>>181759404
What pants is the dude on the right wearing??
>>181759474
Explaining what
>>181759404
>catgirl watches in disgust as two homos frot so fiercely they start a fire
>>181759520
>Huh? What? How do you have snowflake syndrome over such a generic character?
I don't get these people sometimes
>>181759404
Shisui was a mistake
>>181759130
>>181759194
What did he do/say exactly?
>>181759281
no it's just ffxiv, and xi i guess since the player models are based off those. even the fabled 1.0 butts are pretty pathetic compared to other square games.
>>181757730
it's a pretty good one
>>181759492
ironworks, level 50 poetic, there's a few other pieces that go well with it if you wanna swap certain parts out
I attempted to get the shisui glamour but failed and only got the chest, and head I guess
>>181759538
how you get that shit
>>181759537
look like the ala mhigan fending pants
>>181759689
i got level 30 for my free 15 days and said "smell you later nerds" before logging back on my main
>my first time on an 8 man duty
>do you want OT or MT?
How do I choose this? Does OT only DPS and get enmity on adds?
Do I need to research every duty in this game before I can tank it?
If Doma is China why do they have samurai?
>>181759805
Dumb question. Is this a highlander or midlander?What realm?
>>181759805
Why are you lying when there were so many witnesses?
>>181759760
Godammit Anon.
You get it in Ala Mhigo. Clear the last boss and it may or may not show up in the chest I don't know the drop rate I got it and managed to roll highest on it the first time I went in since it was put in the game.
>>181758970
Yes, we really need butt sliders
Thanks for the roulettes guys!
>>181753660
>Swirlguy uses my image finally
Please forgive me.
>>181759808
Depends on the duty, each one has slightly different expectations but generally MTing is easiest, and OT has to deal with adds or other mechanics, but most of the time they're just glorified extra DPS.
>>181759867
Midlander
>>181759805
you called them nerds? what a drama explosion
>Play with irl friends
>Haven't played for 2 years since playing since beta
>They've made their own discord with randoms they've played with over said 2 years
>Everyone with multiple level 70s, min/maxing talk every day
>Pretty sure they're all NEETs I'll see them on discord from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed on FF
>Meanwhile I'm just living the life of a normie, they invited me to their static which runs Fri/Sat night but I have a social life
I just feel like a stranger. I can't even sit in the discord and talk unless we're all running something because it's just full of inside jokes and piercing obnoxious laughter.
>>181759972
I guess I can fap again.
>>181759875
well post the logs or at least provide your own account of what happened, you aren't going to convince anybody being so vague
>>181759972
braaaaaaaaaap
>>181759805
>>181760037If you have lightning hair can you show what it looks like on middie?
Fuck this. Frontlines i gay
>>181760158
It's bullshit shitposting. Elk did nothing wrong, I was there and saw it.
why do i keep 90k-ing
>>181759759
>ironworks
Gaudy and cloth-like. Definitely not for a cyborg look, more of a TRON/android thing.
>>181760283
anti-ddos measure having the effect of keeping euros off US servers
use a vpn
>>181759954
I got a dozen tells in two minutes asking about it in Reach on Balmung. I don't even think I'm going to use the damn mount because it's so annoying.
>>181760310
perhaps alexandrian? probably one of the alexander gearsets is the closest you'll get
>2.0 dps are well distributed because none of them are overly flashy except dragoon who lost popularity because of the stigma against them
>Ninja comes out and is massively popularity because they are flashy but people stop playing them because mudras are too hard for them
>Machinist comes out and nobody gives a fuck about them because they are shit and look stupid
>Red Mage and Samurai come out and are the flashiest and easiest to play dps in the game while also being the best
Is it even possible to fix the dps distribution at this point or are we stuck with 90% of them being samurai and red mage forever?
>>181760283
whats a 90k
>also fell for the wage slave meme
>working in reception means taking shitty lewd jokes from 50-something year old suits all day
>mobile ip is banned so i can't even post on 4chan
Suffering.
>>181760260
>i gay
Welcome to 4chan.
>>181758675
welcome to the hell that is error 90002
I am getting nothing but this since the patch and there is no official word on it
I did WoW's new raid lfr and it makes me appreciate playing this game more.
WoW is incredibly boring
>fighting two mobs
>one casts a cone aoe
>other guy stuns me inside it before i can move out
holy shit they're evolving
>>181760406
I think you're confusing "snug" with "futuristic second skin". Gordian Fending/Striking is a good example of snug.
tfw can't stop taking screenies of my cute scalie boy...
>>181760579
>LFR
of course it's boring?? only like 3 bosses are out in LFR as well... Just join a normal pug then judge it dumbo
What job would Homura be?
>>181760392
i dont want to ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cancer
i didnt have this problem before
>>181760414
when u dc cause of the 90002 error or whatever
>>181760630
>slaughter my way through garlean camp, mercilessly killing all the mobs in my way right in front of their friends during a "stealth mission"
>play cutscene
>guard walks up to his captain
>"nothing to report sir"
are they tho
>>181760310
Probably want to look at the i90 allagan melee and ranged sets.
>>181760481
Oh great, can't wait to have my main character locked out of play, useless fucking morons
>>181759867
>>181760221
midlander on balmung but she's dead, it's an old fantasia
>>181760997
*notices ur bulge*
OwO
Rio Zaruba - hyper aggressive, virile mancat who only knows how to mating press
Kelly Welly - onahole for any blue male lizard, acts tough until 2-3 loads have been poured into him
Serrit Auckes - submissive bullyable fucktoy, uncontrollable lust around female elezen
F'telor Tia - wants to be locked in a cage with other tias and be bred to death
Red Rivers - addicted to handling big, slimy freshly caught trout with his bare hands while his wife is forced to watch
>>181760989
red mage
>>181760989
Astrologian. Time manipulation.
>>181760989
I can't tell if that's a boy or a girl.
>>181761104
>tfw I will never get name dropped
I just gotta step up my shitposting game.
>>181761104
That god i'll never be on one of these fucked up lists.
>>181761283
My shitposting game is legendary but I still haven't made the list.
>>181761062
Best midlander so far.
Is getting the Yellow Copper Ore from Black Iron Bridge still worth it at level 56?
Gib
Hello uwu!
Only got one crafting profession to 70 so far but I'm getting the feeling that the Rath Rotation still reigns supreme with the exception of using Hasty Touch II most of the time and Careful Synthesis III now and then. Am I that far off on that assumption or is there a better crafting method with the new abilities?
>>181760851
idk then what would come close i gives up
>>181760948
It's not just the bosses and mechanics of the fights.
My sub rogue feels like pressing 1 2 and sometimes 3.
It's driving me crazy.
>>181761425
yeah i know
Why cant retainers use aesthetician hairs? I thought PS3 limitations were over.
>>181761151
Why red mage?
>>181761597
PS4 limitations
i want to become cringe at posting ffxiv images
can anyone give me some tips
>>181761104
Stop this... you are giving pure catboys and catboy lovers a bad name.Also I've talked to Kelly he's really nice and doesn't deserve this desu
>>181761682
Hold your breath
>>181761547
then don't play a noob spec
>>181761682
yes post butt and force your character into every single post you make
>>181760997
>>181761072
you better be a futa
>>181761682
>>181761561
try this
everyone's characters are cute!
>>181761682
Be like sandspic
There is nothing more satisfying than watching your waifu progress through gear.
>>181761915
yours isn't!
>>181761971
Yeah there is.Watching your elf progress through taking it off.
>>181760425
Working is alright and my mobile isp is banned as well. I've just learnt to dealt with it. It's pretty healthy.
>>181761682
yes i am very experienced doing this in lots of generals. attach images of your character to a gross majority of the posts you make, even if they're irrelevant.
be sure to only ever use the same handful of images over and over, and the only new images you do post should be extremely low effort screenshots taken at low graphics settings with no regard to lighting or composition.
be sure to behave like a girl and don't ever expressly admit to anybody the true nature of your gender so that thirsty teenagers will hold out hope that you are actually a girl.
>>181761606
Go back to posting your BP instead
>>181762245
Sure, find me a NIN or SAM for my static first though.
>>181761739
>not playing the best dps spec
um okay
Who has the best BP ITT?
>>181761104
Please do not post about my FC members and honorary members, thanks.
>>181762501
This lizard is the best lizard. A+,eb me pls
>>181761939
Why do you post all the time about sandcat? Just filter them.
>>181762463(You)
>>181762463
Bee Py
>>181761561
impyrurejkng
>>181761772
fuck off right noW
>>181758958
even my amateur ironworks accessory melds from 3.x bring me past 1200/1200 with yellow scrip gear
autism-level overmelding your twinsilk/gazelle is a mistake at this point
>>181762650
are you having a stroke
>>181762460
But I'm a warlock, the literal best DPS
CAN I BUY A STORMBLOOD HOUSE YET?
>>181762731
overmelding gatherer gear lets you get 1* hq and is extremely inexpensive
>>181758639
>why are there so many lonely people in mmos?
Because 'MMO friends' aren't actually your friends, they're people you happen to be playing vidya with for a while. It is not a long-term substitute for real life interaction.
>>181762821
"extremely inexpensive" pending rng maybe
Is there a goto spot for RP/ERP?
>>181762493
Having someone keep that elezen warm and cuddled roughly would be an improvement though
explain overmelding to me like im 5 years old
>>181763023
Meld materia into gear beyond its visible materia slots, up to a total of 5 materia on an item.
success rates for your first overmeld start from 10-20% and only go down from there
>>181763023
this game is rated t for teen you can't play it
>>181762938
IV materia are 25 red scrips
>>181763023
you get a piece of gear, you meld the shown slots on the item at a 100% success rate, any meld after that gets progressively more difficult and becomes even more difficult if its a higher grade materia
so the first overmeld slot would be like a 29% chance for IV materia, and 17% chance for V materia for instance (not htat I'm sure it's actually 17%, might be higher)
Can I craft high lvl stuff with just that crafting class or is the game really going to make me get them all to 50?
>>181761516
i haven't done anything difficult yet but initial preparations seems better than maker's mark while also being way faster, at least for a specialist
>>181763138
just because you aren't spending gil to get them doesn't mean you aren't losing the gil you could have made from selling them
>>181760414
90k is the error code that Yoshinoya gives you when he boots you off for not giving him enough shekels that he needs to smelt into a Jewpenese katana.
>>181760030
>Please forgive me
For what, exactly?
>>181763175
no you don't have to get them all to 50!you have to get them all to 70
>>181762957
Yes.My room
Try looking at quicksand and the surrounding area in ul'dah or maybe check the hotsprings in kurogane
>>181763175
now you can yes, but it'll be a bit painful to get to the level where you start getting all the skills needed perhaps
>>181763219
initial prep is god tier for specialists, and nowhere near reliable enough for non-specialists
>>181763242
it's an investment like anything else, and you don't know at what rate you'd sell that materia at and for what price anyways, your argument boils it down to I shouldn't gather at all because I can sell an item for 5 million instead and gathering is pointless in comparison to crafting
>>181762575
You don't even know who I am you donk.
>>181762957
yeah, hell
That feel when you play with normie friends so you can't be a degenerate in this game.
>>181763440
Yes I do,Loh!
>tfw nobody to play with
>lost all drive to keep playing after beating MSQ
>cant even force myself to do the post game dungeons and unlock expert roulette
>cant go to my personal home without feeling empty inside, remembering all the time spent decorating and loitering around the place with someone who is no longer around
>>181761547
>1 2 and sometimes 3
>clearly doing it wrong
>in xiv every clas is 1 2 3 4 5 6 repeat
>>181763517
Who the feck is this.
tfw skipped all the cutscenes in ala mhigo
>>181763396
>>181763296
Well that sucks
A lot of time and gil will be lost
>>181763576
Why is it so hard to make friends in a game with so many people?
>>181763576
stop being an emo fag
Does SB story ever get good?
I finished HW and I am falling asleep through SB so far with post rhalgr's reach stuff.
>>181763491
Make alts.
>>181763576
who...
>>181761104
do one for male au ra
>tfw you have seen algys bp
>tfw you literally CANNOT stop fapping
>>181763709
i remained awake and alert during SB story. perhaps you have narcolepsy or diabetes, hypoglycemia makes you drowsy.
>>181763710
It's not the same thing doing it on alts, and I'm not looking for doing ERP.
>>181762606
Fuck off filth enabler. The fight for justice must continue.
>>181763646
retard
>>181763709
No, because instead of focusing the story on liberating Ala Mhigo or nipland they stretch the story between the two.
>>181763643
Stop I come in peace!I'm just a peasant catboy trying to make due in doma.
>>181761104
Post some for the other male posters too!
>>181763845
Then how the fuck are you going to be a degenerate?
>>181763648
keep going with carpenter, once you hit 61 you get hasty touch 2 which is decent, (though you still should get 37 cul), at 62 you get careful synth 3 which can replace weaver cross class, 63 rapid synth 2 which can replace armorer, and 65 is manip 2 which effectively replaces leatherworker entirely
the new skills are all broken if you max out your cp, and if you're crafting specialist which you will be with only one carpenter, initial prep is broken too
>>181763937
I don't know anyone like that prepare to be purged.
>Both friends are always grinding
>Pretty bored all the time outside of combat
Is normally hanging out/talking on this even a thing?
>>181763870
It's boring
>>181764060
on balmung yeah, everywhere else not so much
>>181763991
Lewd stuff
Why is she always so sad /xivg/?
What would you do to cheer her up?
>>181764043
Please stop, I don't want to be purged!
Is it possible to make a good looking highlander (female)?
>>181764221
How are you going to do lewd stuff in game if it's not ERP?
>>181764301
yes, and not too difficult in fact I believe
>>181764245
>loli
you wish pedo
>>181764246
Why don't you go gyrate into the next dimension, kiddo.Come visit sometime, I think I know who this is
As someone who doesn't RP, whats wrong with first person RP and people who type like *uses an action*?
Ok so I'm doing feast for Gloria mount.
Is it worth?
>>181764301
yes, but if you post it, be prepared to be called ugly by every cat and aura
>>181764245
slaughter the other tribes
>>181764301
only if it's futa
>>181764434
why is your face so round and fat?
>>181764434
lmao
>>181764245
Win a game of deathmatch king of the hill
>>181764301
>>181764505
this tbqh
>>181762227
but i dont want to post my avatar
blub blub
>>181762170
It feels ok that you're actually contributing somewhat to society.
I can't help but feel without societal/familial/peer pressure i'd have no problem being a poop socking Neet forever though.
>>181764017
Think you could make me a quick list of skills I need from what crafting classes and what I can skip over if I level Carpenter to 70
>>181764523
What do you think.
>>181764528
I need answers,not lmaos
>>181764610
cute raen with best horns
>they aren't a femroe tank
What's your excuse?
>>181764610
blub blub be my gf blub
>>181764330
Dressup, posing, light hearted bdsm roleplay. You know doing stuff that actually requires you to interact and with game and do stuff.
If I just wanted to ERP why would I even do this XIV? ERP is just writing pretentious overly long lines while not actually interacting with the game at all, there's no reason to do this in XIV as it can be done anywhere else.
>>181764598
You don't need an avatar to be cringy. Look at the persona called chemo. You just need a moniker or a vendetta.
So what's the best order for Omega gear? What pieces should I be taking this week?
>>181764751
i think fem roes look awful
>>181764387Maybe I will, but only if you promise to not purge me when I turn out to not be who you suspect I am!
>>181764751
I prefer being dominated by a femroe than being the femroe that dominates
>>181764751
Because I'm an elezen caster.
>>181764789
>bdsm roleplay
>not erp
u wot
>>181764751
I would be if they looked remotely like Merlwyb
>>181764829
why does it matter, you are a shitter that won't do hardcore savage progression anyway
>>181764695
CUL 37, ALC 50, thats literally all, everything else is a luxury to have that you can work around with all the current new endgame skills, helps to have level 15 BSM which I see you already have
comfort zone and steady hand 2 are the only thing that are always useful regardless and you're hurting yourself immensely by not having
>>181764751
im an au ra which is superior
>tfw every time he calls you 'aibou'
>translation teams cuts that relationship out
Literally the one thing that pisses me off about the localization.How much deeper does it go with Zenos?! The localization got me to love him but is there more?
>>181765071
generally speaking maybe but definitely not yours
>>181765071
I thought you were dps flinch?
>>181765149
aibou?
>>181764829
If you're going to be raiding as soon as savage drops in two weeks:
Week 0: FEET ; HEAD ; HANDS ; HANDS
Week 1: FEET ; HEAD ; LEGS ; LEGS
Week 2: BELT ; ANY ; LEGS ; LEGS
This will net you i320 everything except the body piece day 1 of actual raid. You don't need omega accessories because Lakshmi
>>181765071
Tofu you know the FC you're in cares not for you, yes?
>>181764757
come to Brynhildr then
>>181765227
aeiou
>>181765149
I wonder if I will ever like another character in xiv as much as I like him.
>>181765227
it means you are his taitetsuna nakama dayo desu ne
>>181764880
I can probably promise that.
>>181764751
I don't like their animations
>>181765232
Wrong. If you're going to raid ~as soon as savage drops~ then you do:
Chain - Bolt - Lens - Crank
Pedal - Pedal - Lens - Crank
This nets you the highest stats possible at savage launch and normal will be obsolete beyond that point due to crafted gear.
>>181761104
I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
>>181765227'Partner'.
>>181765517
Is there anyone in this game who isn't in love with WoL?
>>181764973
You can actually interact that somewhat with the gameplay, like "forcing" your partner to dress or address you in a certain way in the public, having the character sit down by their partners feet like a pet all the time.
While ERP is just basically 2 people messaging each other through text, this can be done outside XIV and the game is not at all needed for it
>>181765259
oh, I'm on gilgamesh...
>>181765432
Only probably?!?I will surprise you then one of these days and bring a loyal guard to protect me!
>>181764685
I just could just not have someone pay for my living.
Why are there so many faggots in the /xivg/ discord? Holy shit.
>>181765472
>not spending 45 minutes doing omega normal on savage release day to gain the extra stats
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>181765517
estinen has sex with WoL in japan?
>>181764751
I don't play female characters
Also I like seeing femroes out in the wild
Probably the least race/gender combo I see but man do they look sexy ass fuck and its always a treat when I see one
>>181765269
JON MADDEN!
>>181765684
there's plenty of other dude characters going around, pretty much femroes
>>181765596
Why not just BDSM in real life then? Isn't that more satisfying?
>>181765071
>Raen
>superior at anything
if anything they would be superior at being cum receptacles for the other stronger races
>>181765419
Even dinosaurs are here.
>finally hit 70 SAM
>start to do Omega
>things not going so good
>after 2.0 one of the other dps tell me I need to git gud basically
>download act
>start fighting a dummy to see just how bad I am
>barely reaching 2.4k
I guess the samurai life just isn't for me.
Should I level MCH or MNK?
>>181765642
>not having dedicated crafters make you better gear while you clear the fights
L M A O
odds robotrip tonight
evens dont
I don't get people who just buy crafting gear upgrades instead of making it themselves. Like what's the point of crafting, especially now that there's nothing worth crafting since the gear you get with scrips is worse than a melded 70. It feels good to be able to craft your own gear, gives at least that much sense of progression and it's nice having your name on all your shit instead of seven different names on whatever you're wearing.
>>181764751
Working on it now that the enmity changes have gone through.
>>181765892
just keep going and you will get better, analize what you are doing wrong and read all your skills again
>>181765892
what the hell are you doing?
just repeat the three combos and use the *ssheathes katana* attack
use the kenki to boost it and the 800 potency attack you have
use any extra kenki to jump in and out of aoe or with the 300 potency no CD attack
this will get you at least 4000 dps even if you dont do positionals
>>181766110
the level 50 sam tips
are you the guffy of dps
>>181766052
Shut up I'm trying to get richer here.
>>181765594
>>181765645
Knock it off!
>tfw can't get over 3k dps as smn on fights which aren't super easy
how quickly should I kill myself
>>181765892
>mash combos
>don't even have susanoo wep on sam
>don't even main sam
wat r u doin kid
>>181766229
To what end
It's not like the game has anything worth buying after you get a mansion
And anything that's craftable you can just make yourself without having to spend money
>>181766208
my samurai is 63 but I don't think anything I said is wrong, a lot of the hitassu spells are useless like the aoe one or the ones activated by being hit with third eye
>>181766052
because..wear my gear with Yysara Paniyr on your person
>>181765992
this is a nice luxury and advantage to have
>>181766332
I hope sam asses get a nerf soon.
>>181765892
>2.4k samurai
How does a Lv60 enter the omega raid?
miqo'te or Au Ra, which race is the better fucktoy race?
>>181766474
It's only a matter of time before they are cuckshedded like MNK.
>>181765149
The localization team will keep weird raunchy shit in the game but are deathly afraid of keeping anything that implies any sort of affection for the WoL for some reason.
There is literally zero reason any english only players would think Haurchefant had the hots for you and are probably confused for the most part why pixiv loves him
>>181766645
miqote
>>181766645
It's obvious.
>>181766345
Mostly mats so I can be lazy. I still want to see my name on everything.
And then make things and buy things for other people to try and purchase a hollow form of friendship...
>>181766645
lala.
>have 40m for a mansion
>don't want to move out of my cozy cottage in a ward with my friends
>can't even decorate one
>>181765917
MCH
Always MCH
Never not level MCH.
>>181766352
the aoe one is good for aoeing
>>181766732
I'm sorry, Anon.
>>181766827
10 million fireflies
>>181766732
Chin up anon. Remember that you'll never be as bad as sandspik Kaori.
>>181766721
So fanta to lizard, eh?
>>181766052
I had a good friend make me a green HQ BSM hammer on Heavensward release.
In doing so, he showed me the rotation and afterwards I started to make the rest of my tools and then gear and so on afterwards. I don't have a piece of gear on my crafters or gatherers now at 70 with anyone elses name on it but mine, it feels pretty good.
slut gear is the best because it doesn't have hair clipping issues
>>181766717
Who in the hell would interpret 'partner' to mean 'lover', though? Literally a good guy duo, what the hell else would you call your partner.
>>181766992
Although I don't know who that is, that still makes me feel better.
>>181767465
Good. Try not to be a friendly facade about things and there might be hope for you.
>>181767465
Cheer up anon, remember that you'll never harbor petty vendettas like anon
>>181766110
How not to SAM : The guide
>>181767465
cute cat, mean response
>>181766732
>That feel when I make friends but start distancing myself from them because it becomes too much for me.
I don't know how people got the energy having so many friends, I be logged in for even 5min before they start messaging me and wants to do stuff, and I'm never left alone
>Yoshida says we'll hate the Garleans after this expansion
>fall platonically in love with Zenos
>certainly hate Lyse
>>181765071
You wot.
>>181767352
Like I said, any sort of affection. Someone might interpret it as lover, that's dangerous.
Lalafell vore and random prostitutes are fine though.
>>181750634
>Anon
Im sorry but thats Lethe also known as best chocolate cat
>>181765892
here
i use the 3rd opener the most, since it's all paladins, other sams, rdms, and barely any ninjas
>>181766721
ew.
>>181766645
Au Ra
>>181767728
I wish people would wish to do things with me that much. You're lucky.
>>181767774
>Lalafell vore
What was this?
>>181767762
>We didn't get to put Zenos' still warm corpse on a magitek railgun and fire it at Garlemand
A life of regrets.
>>181766645
lizards literally have facefucking handles
>>181767728
Honestly I know that one.
Finally join a free company and then just log on because I want to craft and get annoyed when I get exactly what I wanted (people asking to do shit).
I can't beat Royal Menagerie SSS on my Summoner at IL300, I can only manage 3070 DPS.
Should I even bother trying to learn this class?
>>181767914
raen or xaela?
>>181766718
mooncat or suncat?
>>181767762
>le villian is good guy xD meme
god is there anything more obnoxious? you're not special lol, zenos was a psychopath and so are the empire as a whole
>>181764751
fem roes are the ugliest possible combination in the game
>>181768720
>are the empire
>>181768219
There's no way the dummies are meant for 300
Post your lewdest outfits
>>181760413
>mudras are too hard for them
Is the player base really that stupid? It's less complicated than simple fighting game inputs.
>>181752537
Patrician taste +1.