/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>>181632806

first for the fire dance is more fitting for the jungle theme than the campfire

3rd for dead ringer and ambassador deserved it

official game modes tier list made up my mind a bit edition

everything this game is about tier:
>symmetric control points

dankest memes tier:
>medieval mode
>player destruction

good but mostly forgotten tier:
>arena
>mann vs machine
>pass time

can be both great and shit so it evens out tier:
>attack/defend
>king of the hill
>payload

cool ideas but maps aren't good tier:
>special delivery
>territorial control
>whatever standin is

failed game modes tier:
>capture the flag
>payload race

nothing can save it tier:
>mannpower

??? tier:
>robot destruction

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>>181633424
delete this

delete yourself

How do I get the Engineer PDA menu that has both the building and destroying in the same menu?

>>181635198
they are different tools so you can't

also welcome to TF2 newfriend :^)

>>181635708
I'm sure you could in the past

Patch notes: Fixed the problem where people would leave and no one joins, thus making it a 2 v 2 casual game

Please

those can be fun as well though

>>181633003
does nobody have the password to the party van server? Some anon put a new one up

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How the fuck is this allowed by the players and ignored by the devs?

Which is better, Tomislav or stock minigun? Want to buy an australium for my heavy, but i don't know which to pick

>>181636043
the player outlines?

>>181636117
That too.
Mostly the broken reload animation.

>>181636043
spawn wallhacks? yeah fuck that shit

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>>181636159
oh didn't even notice the hand clipping
maybe that's why nobody complains about it

>>181636106
those are for babies, go brass beast

>>181636325
enough to trigger /r/tf2

>>181635198
bump

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Ah well...

1-2 Raffle a Key
3-4 Raffle a Hat
5-6 Raffle a Sketch
7-8 Raffle a That Basic KS Kit for the Eureka Effect I don't know what to do with

9-0 Raffle nothing

>>181637154
better deliver

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>>181637285

What'd be the whole fucking point of kj05rt0 about it if I weren't going to?

hey what's up guys how many dicks have you slurped on today?
my favorite class is the pyro

>>.181630564
if you think a spy should be able to 1v1 any class for free from either long to point blank range YOU are the problem with this game.

Spy should be sneaky, the scouting/stabbing class , not a sawn off 50.cal with a DR "lol cant kill me" button

>>181636106
>Jumping around corners, or sniping jumping scouts and soldiers, or getting kritz
Tomislav
>Pushing cart, killing sentrynests, getting ubers
Stock

>>181638635
>Jumping around corners, or sniping jumping scouts and soldiers, or getting kritz
demoman
>Pushing cart, killing sentrynests, getting ubers
demoman

next please

banned from the site bc i forgot to deliver some 3 cent skin to a f2p nice

give all shotgun wielders the family business
give engi the pocket pistol
give pyro the pain train

this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=958814587

is better than this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951969457

this is jungle
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=958814587

this is tagged jungle but shouldn't be
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951969457

upvote this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=958814587

downvote this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951969457

>>181640268
give the pain train a speed bonus when holding the intel.

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>>181640268
>the pocket pistol
>not the winger

fuck you nigga I want more sneaky sentry spots.

nerf THIS
uwu

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>>181633003
1st for hat

give scout a mech

give me a scoutch

give scout meth

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Are there any good lime green painted cosmetics?
Pic Unrelated.

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>>181633003
Thanks OP for opening another. I was having a walk outside.

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>>181641672
professor's pineapple
really underrated wizard cosmetic

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>Oh shit, is that a motherfucking dmix?
Yes, dmixes are making a return! Come frag and have some fun!

>When?
Saturday, 11 pm GMT +0 (convert to your local timezone)
>I have little to no competitive experience, can I still join?
Yes, everyone can come, try reading up on things and play some lobbies if you are new, avoid doing overly autistic shit like going pyro if you're playing demo.
>How do we communicate?
We'll be using mumble which you can download at www.mumble.com/mumble-download.php
>I'm from NA/EU/OCE, where is the server located?
Server location is decided depending on where the majority of players are from.
>What's a dmix?
A dmix, short for double mix, is when you gather 12 people to play 6s. It's friendly matches against each other, can be serious and/or unserious, although it's usually more fun when people aren't fucking about.
The usual go for dmixes are that once there are 6 players on both teams, one player says last to spec and everyone rushes to join spectator. Last 2 people to join spectator have to play medic, they battle it out and the winner gets to pick a player first.
The most common way to pick is to have players pick. Captain's pick exists too but it's pretty boring since it ends in one team being stacked more often than not. In players pick the person gets to pick a player when it's their turn, team takes turns picking. Classes are picked once everyone has been picked.
TL;DR it's a fucking 6s match
>I'm interested, how do we do this?
Add me on steam, id/hamaham, send me a message telling me that you're interested and I'll take care of the rest, when it begins I'll pm you the mumble, once we're 12 people in the mumble I'll post the server and the dmix will commence.
Remember to have fun!

>>181642154
Can we watch it somewhere ?

>>181641672
visors and goggles where you paint the eye bits green

>>181642339
Giving people STV wouldn't be a problem, this is something I'd like to do if possible, weekly.

>>181633195
but that's a lie and you know it

>>181640669
I agree

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>>181636043
>lock viewmodels because the arms float around
>add rocket jumper model thats actually longer than standard rocket launchers so it clips

>>181642154
>thursday im flying to Dublin so i probably wont be able to play
maybe i can use my 40 fps laptop
hope the server is EU, why dont you do a strawpoll asking for regions?
getting an EU server is much easier than all other regions due to the great service of serveme.tf

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>>181640669

>>181643538
>why dont you do a strawpoll asking for regions?
Partly because we don't have any locked in places for the dmix, first come first serve, no point in having EU server if only 2 out of 12 players are from EU.
>getting an EU server is much easier than all other regions due to the great service of serveme.tf
na.serveme.tf exists as well, not sure how to go about OCE servers

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>Flashy, energetic, and unique dance that fits both the Pyro and the Jungle theme very well

>Yet another boring, static, sitting taunt by ShitimentarySocks that could go on Soldier, Sniper, or Engineer just as easily, and is tenuously related to the jungle theme at best.

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>>181645089

>>181645089
I think you're the only one who cares about this.

>>181645307
This anon >>181640669 is clearly very invested in having a bad opinion, I'm just trying to set him straight

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>two unneeded cosmetics items for a game that don't need more shit cluttering its already confusing visuals and action when we could be focusing on making the game better as a game and not a doll simulator

why not both

it is pyro's update after all

both taunts are pretty good, the dance is flashy and the campfire is comfy

I just want the campfire taunt for my eventual dream of making a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. themed cosmetic set, and that taunt would be perfect for it

>>181646071
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=411707875
>this will never be added

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Worth a shot, be quick about it:

https://scrap.tf/raffles/0HU0E1

>>181647346

Already full , i tried

>>181647473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loF8Q15b2-I

holy epic

I made homemade fries and burgers and ate it with my roommates today
I'm contemplating suicide

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>>181647346
>posting scrap.tf links

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is this THE sniper main loadout?

>>181648236
>not being banned before the /vg/ banwave of jewish trickery for calling geel a kike

>>181648253
either that or anger + birdman of australiacatraz + triggerman's tacticals

>>181647346
>Bot prevention every 5 minutes
How has the kike still not fixed this? I've been using the same IP on this site for 3 years now, I'm not a bot.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=87874066
>this has no chance of being added

>>181647546
I can't be mad with such a joyful music

>>181645089
explain why the one by sedi has the most views and votes then. and is more popular.

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>>181645089
>shitty poorly animated nigger dance
>pleasing and very theme-fitting campfire taunt for pyro

hmm

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>>181649496
>frog posting

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>>181645089
>Ugly and ill fitting oogabooga dance

>Expertly crafted taunt featuring Pyro by a campfire

so vibri is gay
not big suprise 2bh

>thinking any will get in
fukken l to the o to the l

>>181644184
It's called MAYANN, not AZTECANN

>>181649496
>>181649846
>>181640669
if you all think that, why don't you comment "it's way better than the pyro firedance" in the comments for the campfire?

>>181644184
I can edit wikipedia too vipes

>>181650091
Mayann is the community thing.
The official one is just jungle.
There are jungles all over the place.
The particular dance that negavipes is shitting himself over is a Polynesian dance, where there is quite a bit of jungle.
I also know of zero evidence that shows that the Azteca did the same kind of dance with a lit stick, but that doesn't rule out that they actually did as lighting a stick on fire and twirling it around isn't that hard to come up with.

>>181650613
either way, I don't see it getting in. now the campfire one, that'll give valve some big bucks.

>>181650713
I don't really see either getting in.
The Pyro one has some janky bits in it, and the other one is just Pyro poking a fire.
Though, of course, eotl added a taunt that's just Pyro in a kiddie pool playing with a duck.
So who knows. Valve is valve and could add both, neither, or none at all.

>>181650879
nah, the campfire will be added. the dancing pyro one is utter shit.

Vipes will not have an item in the update. Screencap this. If I'm wrong, I'll livestream my suicide. First reply that ends with 7 is how I'll do it.

>>181636330
Just ask the best heavy in high

>>181638778
go away 6s faggot

>>181651243
don't, suicide should never be an option no matter how bad things are
t. jumped off a bridge and am now in a nursing home for all of summer

>>181651243
don't do it anon

>>181651525
Did you do a flip?
>>181651243
Drink a whole bottle of bleach

>>181651243
Deapthroat a shotgun and pull the trigger

>>181651691
I just fell straight down like an idiot and broke my leg so bad it was poking out of the skin

>>181651243
reroll for don't do it

>>181651243
Lay in the middle of a highway

>>181651243
Slather yourself in honey and find a bear. Get mauled by said bear.

>>181651243
build a real life sentry gun and program it to kill you

why these niggas wanna sit so much like can you not afford pool party

>>181651243
Inb4 Vipes doesnt get one , but BANG get 60% for doing nothing again and the jews always win

>>181653235
>3 keys for a pyro taunt
>it's not even that good

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>>181653842
>more than the fucking victory lap
at a certain point if you want to sit down that bad get a didgeridrongo. the stares you get from people in spawn never get old.

>>181644220
last time i checked the NA version of serveme only had like 6 servers
i wouldnt mind playing in a NA server tho as long as its scout or med
please dont wear unusuals it kills my FPS

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>>181641672
anything that paints the eyes ie beaks, goggles, glasses, googly gazer, pyro googly eyes, special eyes etc

>>181653842
>no taunt will be as good as the high five and schadenfreude
Feels pretty good. Never liked the concept of overflooding taunts like this.

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>>181654435
I think you're forgetting a taunt

>>181655196
Okay, maybe the mannrobics. I really like that one too.

>>181656007
swing and a miss

>>181653235
>>181653842
Will probably go down when the next update releases new pyro taunts.

That pyro campire better deal damage

inb4 the new short is something small like what they did for the two cities update

>hacker is doing the chat spam thing
>open up console find his name
>vote initiated
>guy on mic and everyone else is asking me how I know hes the hacker before the round starts
>vote fails
>they try to kick me before match starts
>after 2 points are capped the hacker finally gets kicked

livid

>>181657647
>Vote called on hacker on my team 3x
>Not a single one goes through
>Intel capped twice, we have it for the third time
>Vote finally goes through
Shitters who can't win without relying on hacks are worse than actual hackers.

>there will never be an invasion sequel

>>181658576
The 4th spy>Hackers>shitters>idlers>friendlies

>>181658624
thank god

>>181658695
People who think they're "trolling" by refusing to votekick cheaters > People with 5k hours on heavy with their own personal medic gf who only play pubs > Actual cheaters > Friendlies > The 5th spy who refuses to switch because even though he's bottomscoring, he was playing spy first > People who are just plain bad at the game > Pubstomp mains

>>181658909
>anything worse than friendlies

I'm sorry anon but they are a fucking cancer.
everytime theres one friendly more friendlies pop up.

>>181659035
>enjoying socializing is bad

>>181658902
>not wanting more lazor weapon reskins
>not wanting more space cosmetics
>not wanting more space unusuals now that valve has learned their lesson on event exclusive effects

>>181659164
>Not knowing there are community servers for that
It's not fun to play with friendlies on your team, because now you have effectively -[number of friendlies] players vs. a team that's entirely focused on playing the game.
It's not fun to play against for the same reason.

>>181656007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozoTzkCeO-A

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>>181659164
>socialising in a warzone

>>181659164
>tf2 friendlies
>equal to socializing
you can chat and frag at the same time

>>181659164
>I'll just let you win in chess I don't want to try
>dude cmon just try
>nah man we're just socializing

>>181659285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3lElikZD2Y

decorated weapons < weapon remodels

>>181660003
No shit, but decorates are pisseasy to make, require no time, can't be crafted in any way and has a 'valid' reason why

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>>181658909
>anything worse than refusing to kick cheaters
I'd take the 5k hours Heavy guy over a cheater, be it at the opposing team or not.

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>>181659164

>>181640268
give spy the paintrain. C&D matches on badlands just became 20 times better

>>181660306
Refusing to kick cheaters is at the top. Learn to read a > arrow.

>>181640268
>give engi the pocket pistol

oh man you have no idea how much I want this

>>181660678
-Cannot backstab
+Quieter decloak

>>181661131
>-Cannot backstab
>+Quieter decloak

>not even silent decloak

>>181661218
-Cannot Backstab
-No Random Critical hits
+20% cloak refills from ammo
+Quieter decloak

>>181661370
Oh yeah, add
+15% damage with primary weapon
So now you can play spyscout, but like 25% more obnoxious.

>>181661370
>no random critical hits

you are honestly making this worse and worse
Is this just supposed to be a capping weapon?

if you can't backstab might as well make the cloak infinite, so the spy can at least watch well.

>>181661532
>Relying on your melee for damage
>Relying on random critical hits for your melee
lmao get a load of this bad

>>181661647
I like using the revolver but not having the option to stab sucks.

>>181661864
t. bad

>>181661921
you're basically playing demoknight with the spy.

>>181661993
dumb AND bad

>>181662127
please don't bully

Please stop saying mean words my grandma browses this board and she wouldn't appreciate it

Heck

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>>181661520
>>181661370
>getting rid of the only thing that makes spy semi kinda useful
>turning him into a slower scout or shittier sniper

I hope you kill yourself.

>Not wanting to play a scout that can cloak
>Would rather rely on shitty melee hitreg to get kills
It's like you dummies are bad at spy or something.

So did they only use the heavy vs pyro event so they could ez bake this shit out by only releasing weapons for pyro?

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23 minutes left in the raffle, I won't give away the link because if you're not smart enough to find it you don't deserve to win.

reminder that if heavy won the update would be out by now

it's a fucking craft hat calm down tripfaggot

so guys how about sucking them dicks?

my favorite weapon is the flamethrower

>>181663251
My favorite pyro primary is also the flamethrower. It's the best if you're not tryharding and just wanna have fun airblasting.

>Being a brainlet
lol

>Best and most consistent damage output of any flamethrower
>Most inexpensive airblast
Why would you ever subject yourself to anything other than stock

>>181663413
They've nerfed everything else I honestly don't see why you wouldn't use the flamethrower.

Backburner is nice if your team has a strong setup that you can use as a distraction.

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Can you remember the last time youve been backstabbed, because I literally cant.

>>181663706
I don't play serious anymore. I've been mostly playing 2fort 24/7 because if I don't contribute for hours nothing of value was lost anyway. All I do is go up to demo's, soldiers and huntsman snipers and hone my reaction time. Though mostly I just try to predict.

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/simg/ here
we are doing an assessment of the combat readiness/knowledge of other subreddits generals
Find as much tanks as you can in the picture (there are 3)

team fordres is gud gaem

>>181664095
i see them

>>181664095
I don't see a single one, is this bait?

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http://tf2r.com/kj05rt0.html

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>>181664095
done

>>181664095
only saw the two

>Being a dick for no discernable reason
This is why no one likes you, Fagetta.

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>>181664095

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https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/882367709186412544

>>181664434
>Not taking his team to LAN so he can compete with other asswipes

>>181664373
Beat me to it

>>181659164
>its like we are actually playing but i just let you score al lthe points / dont play at all

>>181652117
>Not going full Soldier and mauling the bear with your bare hands while naked and covered in honey

>>181651243
Come to Alaska, we've got a sh*tload of Ursines. Most of them big enough to go for human.

>>181664541
>implying anyone on froyo other than b4nny and garbuglio wanted to LAN
kind of a shame garbuglio isnt going, guess that would drive up the fundraiser cost qutie a lot

>>181666545
After actually reading the post, it seems that most of the reason is because they couldn't afford to go. Shame. I haven't really been keeping up with ESEA like I should've, though.

>>181664434
they will lose to gnomercy

yight is literally /our guy/

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post your hours

finally got medic into my top 5, which will probably change with the pyro update.

who else here got medic hours that you're proud of. seriously never see anyone with medic hours above the bottom 3 played classes

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>>181664373
>>181664323
>>181664231
>>181664190
>>181664183
Thank you for participating in our report.
10 shekels will be distributed across your bank accounts.
We will be processing these statistics in /simg/ to assess the defensability of /vg/ in face of the ever-rising kekistani menace with & without your consent. results will be published within 1-2 weeks

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In-game bars don't mean shit. I reset those every new year

>5 (you)'s
hnng

>>>/trash/10243763

>>181669975
>Female fatfur thread
hmmm....

>>181669531
that's because you don't like them.

feels good to have self-control. i bet you deleted your gibus

>>181670291
Of course I didn't fucking like them. I go on a 88 KS with Medic with a fuck ton of healing and points, and it's still gonna say my PB in one life was 42 points? Get the fuck outta here

Nah, I kept my Gibus. Bought a better one, though. I did delete my Merc badge back when I first started out, though

4th of the july guys trust me!

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I don't like these fireworks scaring my dogs, they're trying to sleep and it's rude

>>181672538
Your dogs are clearly commies

same
i had to babysit my dogs on the first because they wouldnt stop trembling

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>>181672538
Sorry to hear that, famalam

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>no 4th of July Pyro update

Pyro is confirmed a communist

pyros did 9/11

no medics
we die like men

>>181672538
One of my dogs died a few years back because the fireworks spooked him so bad. The dog I have now just barks at them, though.

>>181672940
The only bad thing is, pyro couldn't set the people on fire who are celebrating 4th of july

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reminder that if your statistics are worse than mine you're just bad at the game

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How about a new flare gun variant that shoots fireworks?
Even a one-shot rocket stapled on a stick sounds fairly nice to me.
That could give Pyro the small damage burst he seeks.

>>181674449
detonator shoots firework-like projectiles, but i dont see how a one-shot rocket will ever be useful when you could just go soldier instead
give pyro a flaregun that shoots 2 flares at once but dont deal any crits or minicrits at all

>>181674868
Or you could just use the shotgun.

>>181673441
well, to be fair, it's more useful to a team to fall for the sniper meme instead of the spy meme, i fell for the spy meme and lost 200 hours i couldve put towards medic demo or soldier :I

>>181675281
meant for >>181674379

>>181674449
how about the fireworks linger for a bit and light anyone that touches them on fire

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reminder if these aren't your top 4 classes in any given order you are unequivocally shit at the game

>>181675850
>pyro

>>181675924
the best power class desu senpai

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>>181675924
Forgot pic

>>181675850
>pyro first
how do you feel knowing you'll never get all those hours back?

>>181676091
must be pretty good since i keep piling disproportionate hours onto him

years ago it was something like 280 hours demoman 450 hours scout 580 hours pyro

>>181676090
wrong shitty general

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>playing a 2v2 on koth_dustbowl
>engineer under minor fire from long range by a heavy
>using him as a distraction to kill the medic
>fucking moves his sentry after i've killed the medic and distracted the heavy
>doesn't even have jag or RR equipped
>Thirty seconds rema-YOU FAILED!

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>koth
>dustbowl

>>181675850
take pyro out of there and say top 3 and then you'd be right

>>181676921
you misspelled soldier

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>>181675623
>>181674868
Nice ideas. I'll pack those up and send Volve another mail.
So far we have 3 secondary ideas:
>one-shot firework rocket on a stick that creates a big boom
a replenish time of 10-15 sec may be given,
>double barrel flare gun
lengthier reload time
>fire sparkler shooting flare gun
sets everyone nearby on fire when exposed

no you are wrong, everything you say is wrong

Q: Is Soldier a(n)

A) Worse Demoman
B) Heavy with 100 less health, an arguably worse primary weapon and not as much knockback resistance
C) Crutch
D) Area denial class, specialized in defending objectives
E) Pick class
F) Jew
G) All of the above

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>>181642154
i givit bro... the bumpis grumpis
remember to sit up straight and drink plenty of water this saturday before you come have fun in tf2g dmixes

>>181678059
h) a highly mobile generalist power class with a meteoric skill ceiling

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pft

>>181678453
i) class that relies on its way too powerful and forgiving splash damage that should be nerfed in the incoming update

>>181678530
I hate this gif because every time I see it I keep waiting for the pancake to come back down.

splash damage deals like 50 damage lol

>>181678661
u) bad player

>>181678976
This. If you have issues with splash, git fucking good and stop walking in straight lines or through a spammy chokepoint. Relying on splash to play soldier is the most sub-optimal playstyle and reserved for baddies. Even using kritz you're better off going for directs.

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>>181678453
>>181679079
>soldier
>power class
>skill

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>there are people in this thread right now who aren't so dedicated to directs that they run direct hit 100% of the time

that's a lot and makes direct hit effectively a weapon that no one uses because why put effort into aiming well when you have splash damage?

>>181679141
refute me bitch

>>181679245
No one uses the direct hit because it lacks the crowd control/chokepoint denial capabilities of the stock. Stock is great because you can both get directs and deny chokes with spam, but spamming out chokes isn't the only thing, nor is it the thing the rocket launcher is best at.

>>181679318
low dps high burst = pick class
shoot feet for kills ≠ skill
shoot own feet for mobility = learnable in 1 day

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>>181678059
>A) Worse Demoman
with more aerial control now guaranteed with new Mantreads
>B) Heavy with 100 less health, an arguably worse primary weapon and not as much knockback resistance
Heavy is pure power class like Demoman and not as mobile as both. Comparing them would be silly.
Heavy is largely dependent on Engineer and Medic, when any of them lacks their only counter measure is positioning better.
Soldier can play independent of Medic most of the time with EP rollouts and memorizing health kits.
>C) Crutch
Their mobility is unmatched in the game.
They can't be classified as crutch when they can bomb anything anywhere without a windup.
>D) Area denial class, specialized in defending objectives
Area denial? Nah I don't really see it unless Soldier is bombing a narrow choke.
Defending objectives? Yah.
>E) Pick class
Actually a power class with pick varieties.
>F) Jew
Soldier =/= Overbotch shills

So, my choices are A and E

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>>181679210
GIVE EM THE DIRECT DICK

>>181679752
baited

xD

>>181679654
>deny chokes with spam
any mechanic that rewards you for spam is just bad at its core, if you care about TF2 you will want that fixed :^)

>>181679752
>i can master every possible rollout for every competitively viable map in a single day
>also i have an enormous penis and a harem of real life anime girlfriends
ok sure

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>>181679803

>with more aerial control
I guess it depends on the player, but I find it much easier to move around the map with demoman.
>Heavy is largerly dependant on Engineer and Medic
If you're bad, Heavy only has problems in maps that are mostly open spaces, like Turbine
>Their mobility is unmatched in the game
You should play more Demoman

the first one maybe not, but the second one is true

>>181680378
>jump
>lose like half your health
yeah wow great mobility haha

>>181680378
>mostly open spaces
>like Turbine
I don't know who is trolling whom anymore

>he doesn't know how to jump around the map as demoman without hurting yourself
who am I quoting?

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>>181680552

>I don't know how to sticky jump properly

>>181680602
Turbine is a very open map, are you high?

>>181680552
Without taking health into account, demo gets around much easier and further. Try using the sticky jumper sometime. I'm sure Bond has a webm or two showcasing that.

i was assuming we were talking about competitive play which the last like 6 posts were all irrelevant to

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>>181680378
>I guess it depends on the player, but I find it much easier to move around the map with demoman.
They do giant leaps also keen on taking more fall damage. A Demoman with 2 stickies can do a really big leap towards the mid, but a Soldier can wall pogo (3-rockets or so) and cover the same and may be longer distance with less health loss
>If you're bad, Heavy only has problems in maps that are mostly open spaces, like Turbine
>Turdbine
Try to play a better map, if you're revving up at the open too much there's something wrong. Pack up Dalokoh's or a shotty to position yourself at ramps or behind cover. Staying high and falling onto people with shotty and meleeing them is a cheeky move but keeps them away from gates.
>You should play more Demoman
Eh...

>>181680898
>using sticky jumper
>giving away the best damage burst weapon in the game
Are you high? I didn't take sticky jumper into account ofcourse. If you want to go there, then a trolldier still would have the best mobility with rocket jumper, 4-rocket wall pogos.

>>181680898
it's like literally the only map without a skybox and it's claustrophobic ass piece of shit with its most open space still having ceiling low enough so that when you rocket jump you hit the fucking roof, you can't be serious

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>>181681130

>Try to play a better map

My point with Turbine is that the one type of map where Heavy really needs some help to move without dying, in any better map Heavy can survive just fine without needing a medic/dispenser as back up.

>>181681170
nvm I forgot junction exists

it's no coincidence that 2 of the worst maps in the game have closed design

>>181680873
demo can do maybe 1 or 2 jumps before hes uselessly low on health
>>181680898
soldier can do like 4 or 5 jumps
and the stickyjumper has a completely different purpose than the launcher, i dont even see why bring it up

>>181682041
>Not knowing where the health kits are
Have you never done a demoman rollout before? Demo is always first to mid for a reason.

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>when you make a shitty spy player mad as fuck

turbine is a joke map

why do the jumper weapons have a magazine

>>181683060
Because they're supposed to be for training.

>>181683131
that doesn't explain anything

>>181682940
I dont get it

>>181683287
He's mad that people called him out on being a shitty spy main making shitty videos of him taking advantage of dumb F2Ps and conning kids for ad views, so he has to post their profile names publicly so that his legion of 12 year old subscribers can go post hate comments on their profiles.

>>181683287
I told him it was a boring video against mediocre players (like all of his videos) and he got mad

>>181682384
rollouts are a one time-thing, and i was talking about stickyjumps in general
not always will there be a healthpack to save you and demo is the worst class when it comes to dealing with surprise attacks

>>181683376
By the way, I'm pretty sure publicly posting people's Steam profiles is encouraging hate speech, so go ahead and report him for that.

>>181683506
he didn't post profiles, just names
that doesn't count for anything when people can change them

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Tell me what's bothering you /tf2g/

>>181685696
the dead ringer will always exist

>>181685696
wanga prick and unarmed combat still don't have haunted versions (or hell, even strange versions)

>>181685696
I have to work today and I already missed all of the fireworks, on top of that I won't be able to participate in ham^2 mixs.

>>181685696
I don't have a gf
Give me a gf
Give me a gf and i frag

>>181685696
I have to give my dog to a breeder so she can get gregnate and I'm not used to it so I feel like I'm selling my pupper away to be some whore and its been bothering me.

>>181685696
i've had the stomach flu for 3 days and i can no longer tell if i'm hungry because i have eaten nothing but 4 cups of yogurt total in that time period or if my stomach is still aching from my illness. i'm too nervous to eat anything because i'm worried i'll just fucking puke it up again and i do not want to go through that shit again. also professional sniper rifle kits are way too expensive for my poor ass.

>>181687032
t. Weinstein

>>181685696
The update didnt drop today.
I have a head ache.
Drunk retards.

>>181687294
Why isn't your dog spayed? My cousin also intends to breed his dog(that I've been taking care of) and I'd much rather he be neutered.

>>181687339
https://www.kaylaitsines.com/blogs/education/89489862-the-best-foods-to-ease-an-upset-stomach
Two seconds in Google, I'll be willing to spend up to 10 more seconds if this list doesn't help.

>>181685696
These fucking Mexicans keep blasting shitty pop and are yelling stupid shit in Mexican and they won't shut up i swear people will use any fucking excuse to drink and be loud fuck off.

>>181687552
It's a fairly expensive ploppy so babbies are required.

>>181687626
Just put some headphones in. Helps if you have noise cancelling ones.

>>181685696
I was beating my dick earlier and the nut was subpar, been kinda off all day though.

>>181687735
You're strapped for cash? What kind of breed is it? Is it one of those meme designer breeds that are basically genetically unstable mutants or what? Also, is it a proper breeding setup that's licensed, or a BYB situation?

>>181685696
I have to go working. I don't want to.

>>181686001
While I dislike the concept of a weapon existing solely to allow mistakes to be rewarded I justify it with the realization that absolutely nobody falls for disguises in the current year. Spies are easy to frag into oblivion so it isn't that big of a deal
>>181686741
This is inexcusable and your anger is justified
>>181687032
Quite the predicament you have lead yourself into there boy. Perhaps instead of the solution to your problem being a regression into an animalistic state shouldn't we seek a way for our species to ascend into a godlike consciousness, akin to a god or a benevolent AI free from the primitive emotions and chemical reactions that make up the majority of our experiences. Will give you a reason to not just an hero
>>181687054
Become a NEET, fireworks are overrated. Ham is a big doo doo smelly head anyways
>>181687170
Women are flawed beings who are incapable of experiencing various emotions and thoughts that men can. Accept that and you will no longer seek a relationship with a woman, instead realizing that doing what makes you truly happy is much more meaningful
>>181687294
Why didn't you just hook up with a nearby dog owner or go there yourself. Seems like it'd be more manageable
>>181687339
Eating is overrated, specialized ks is all you need
>>181687469
It's come in due time and the thread will be bustling with activity no matter how shitty it is anon, look forward to that. Take some tums
>>181687626
Blare your own pop or fire your gun in the air to grab their attention before telling them to shut their spic mouths
>>181687856
Wait a few days before your next nut, 3 days is the optimal amount of time to wait
>>181687895
Squish the bull and stick the other one in your uretha
>>181687902
Become a NEET or go innawoods

Thanks for the (You)s anons. I'm here for you

>>181687895
Many insects will consume it if they smell or see it, it's very nutritious depending on what stage in their life cycle they're at. Fruit flies, ants and some spider species very commonly consume it if they smell it through a window, a crack in the wall or a similar opening.

>>181687895
Please clean up your house more often. While it's true that every house does have roaches, they should not be coming out during the daytime, you fucking slob.

>>181688105
>every house does have roaches
maybe if you're a third worlder

>>181688197
Roaches are prolific as fuck, every house does have a few. They're mostly nocturnal, though, and if you actually see them in your house, this is a sign of a serious infestation.

>Become a NEET
Worst "advice" ever

Not as worse as the state of Team Fortress 2. Great game, guys. 45k daily players my ass

I'll take being a NEET any day.

>>181685696
I don't play tf2 but I'm in this thread.

>>181688868
at least as a neet i have enough free time to look for a better job than one at a grocery store

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>Drop in to check on /tf2g/ after several months away
>Viva is still ruining the general
It makes me happy, somehow.

Why are you arguing with a beaver

>Viva talking about Team Fortress 2 ruins the general
>Not the off-topic shitposters who can't stop talking about me

Stupid weeaboo needing to find something to be happy about and making up a fictional thing to be happy about. Goes to show that's what degeneracy does to a person

So how about that Team Fortress 2? I love Kritzkrieg pops for 6+ kills

>>181690410
he's been keeping his mouth mostly shut for a while but i guess people are responding to him again like he's ever going to change. at a certain point just filter him.

>>181687895
TAKE IT BOI

>>181688868
You're implying that the other isn't the same but without job.

>>181691135
It's free of the stress and time constraints that come with a job

>>181689981
get a rel job viva

As in one that gets me out of bed and pays with a check every week? Sure, just a moment

Done

My favorite Scout hat is Ye Olde Baker Hat. What's your favorite Scout hat from Team Fortress 2, folks?

>>181691545
Spook specs

That's not a Scout hat, you stupid fuck

Hell, that isn't even a Scout cosmetic

>>181691545
Thirst blood. I've always wanted a scorching flames or sunbeams one

That one isn't a terrible choice. There are already so many Rambo tier hats, though. God forbid they add even more for the other classes that don't already have one

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>>181685696
I have a seven day work week, my brothers hate me, my mother is a cripple and I have to take care of her dogs, my father is busy being dear old dad for my brothers, I don't have enough time to get my license and still don't make enough to go and live on my own. The last timr I was able to enjoy playing tf2 (amd had less than 200ms) was about a month ago, I haven't even seen my girlfriend (female) in a month, I'mperiencing the beginnings of a mental breakdown and keep looking at the kitchen knife for a little longer each day.

How about yourself?

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>>181687552
>>181688049
When I saw my dog I mean a family members dog, but I take care of it more so I think of it as "my dog". It was part of the deal when we got her that it was at a discount if we let the dude we bought it from breed it.The bonchkie is a French bull dog with papers going back like eight generations. So it and its ploppies will be fairly expensive.

>>181692438
vkh?

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>>181692749
Guess again my ni B B a

I thought Jon was gone for good

>>181692834
I recognize your loadout but not your name, regardless hope you make it and suicide isn't the answer. If it's that much of an issue than apply for government aid and move out with your girlfriend. It'll be hard but at least you'll have each other.

>>181691345
>It's free of the stress
Stopped reading right there.

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>>181692971
I ain't John either you double buddy of african origin

Who's John? I said Jon

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>>181693219
>>181693220
T-Those post times...
is this the work of an enemy cheatboy?!?!?

>>181693219
>tfw still a Literal Who

At least Morwanneg knows who I am

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>>181693392
I'm phoneposting like a filthy (You), and my keyboard thought i was being a moron.

One last guess, fags. Hint: I'm a career shitposter

>>181693527
Hi! Yeah, I recognized your heavy instantly because it's your profile picture. I'm pretty sure you'd have to be actual who status to not know who you are at this point. Sorry about your situation, I know just a sorry isn't much, but you have my genuine hope that it'll get better for you one day.

>>181693527
Well who are you hmmmmmmm?

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>>181693693
Oh ok nvm, I recognize you now. Hope you'll be able to SHITPOST with your girlfriend irl and by your selfs soon.

>>181693741
NaCl-Porcine

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>>181693703
*was

>>181694253
Ah ok, sorry to hear that friend. Hugs and kisses . If you don't mind me asking what kind of work do you do?

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>>181687054
Just go outside and get a drink with co-workers.

>>181687170
Get a job first. No sane bitch wants an unleashed hicky unless they're in for the drugs.

>>181687339
Lentils, noodles, yogurt, potatoes, milk and banana.
Take Vitamin-B complexes and stomach pills also. Proton inhibitors were pretty useful
If possible avoid using anti-acid pills because if you have a bacterial infection these will cease the stomach acid and open room for bacteria to grow (helicobacter p.)
>puking
I read some bullcrap on some weird ass gurly site lately.
Organic olivia, has an article about parasites, you may wanna give a read and decide if you need that sort of treatment or not.
Bitch sounds abit inane and what she shared in graphics is nothing short of puke-inducing, I mean who creates a ... anyway...

>>181687469
When you feel drunk just start drinking lots of water then grab a cup of black tea without sugar to ease stomach.
To supply lost minerals, eat something alkaline like bananas or coconut products (water or milk)
In case you don't have something like that just eat up some yogurt or something with high fat content (like fries) if you're any hungry.
Then wash it down with a bottle of mineral water then keep washing it down with water again.
N-Acetyl Cysteine or Alka Seltzer tablets comes handy at this point.
A few visits to WC and sleep, you'll wake up like new. Pop a vitamin-B complex and fish oil when you woke up.

>>181687856
Dehydration. Eat more celery, do kegels.

>>181694525
Service deli in [Kroger chain store] 3 days, and cell phone Jewer salesman in Costco the other 4

Best buy denied me three times, and this was the closest I could get to a tech job for experience

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>>181685696
i drink to be happy

>>181695791
Drinking isn't going to fix a shitty life.

>>181696065
It won't, but it sure does make it more bearable.

can you still buy cosmetics on the market with cash? like 25 buck pro ks big kills n shit

>>181696214
Yes. Why would valve kill their biggest jew?

>>181696214
Yes

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>>181696065
yeah but it makes me forget i have a bad one

>>181696138
Coping with alcohol or narcotics is a poor choice.

>>181695710
Ah I see, I work as a closer for [large grocery company] and will often never get off earlier than 1 in the morning. It shit and in hoping I can find a comfy stocking job somewhere with normal hours so I can start to inter act with my family again.

>>181696445
Family is shit. Let nobody tell you different. Either they leech all they can feom you, or they don't give a damn about what you want or need.

but I'm also extremely jaded and hate everyone by default

>>181696657
It gets better after you graduate high school, bucko.

>>181696712
I graduated almost five years ago.

If anything self sufficiency made it worse

>>181696891
Have you considered moving several states away? I find not having Facebook helps as well.

>>181696968
I got out of facebook the second Schlomo Zukerberg went public and got a board of "fuck customers, go suck the shareholder's dicks every second of every day" directors

I can barely afford this shitty apartment, moving out would fuck me up good. It'll be a few years before I can take off and leave my shitty family behind

>>181697371
I hear land in the midwest is cheap as dirt. Lower the population, the cheaper the rent, but I guess jobs also tend to have slimmer pickings.

>>181697371
I'm in a similar boat.
But I live with my family still because of my mom's health issues and my 17 and 19 year old siblings can't be assed to do anything.
Not even pass the college classes my mom and dad paid for.
But when I was their age I got kicked out to live in the streets to "help me get college grants".
Mostly just working on getting shit set up with my older brother for us to live somewhere close enough to help if she falls and needs help, but not close enough that they can swoop in for the weekend.

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wickedplayer494 is in my game

Not jaded enough yet, parents and siblings actually have the same contempt for me the ready of the world in either lesser or greater quatinties. So because we hate everybody we confide in each other, not on a cult way, but in a "nobody understands us but each other way". Like any friends that me or my family members have are minimal to none, myself having no irl friends. So there's that I guess.

i like cheating inthis game

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>>181685696
Still going to community college to get a degree to make my mom happy when all I really want right now is a job, a small apartment for myself and a nice girlfriend.

I mean, yeah, a degree sounds nice, but that's if you've got work experience to back it up and plenty of recommendations or people you know/that know you. Otherwise at most you'll get is a nice paperweight and some funny looks from the person you're hoping to make your employer.