/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to cherish Fernando's companionship!

>We won't do anything about essence unless our player population goes down
-HiRezMartini

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HAHA SUCK IT LOREZ MY DROPHACK WORKS!!!! IVAN AND PEDRO WILL NEVER MAKE ME LOSE AGAIN

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best girl

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>>181577627

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This is Ying.
She is my wife.

It is my duty to protect her smile at all times, and I wake up every day with the intent to make her as happy as I can.
I wouldn't have it any other way, she simply is the most perfect and cutest elf girl I could've asked for!

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>>181578013

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>>181577867
Biggest cannon in the realm.

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>>181577867
the lighting on the right side of her head makes her look a bit bald xD

>>181578013
SAFADA
UMA DELÍCIA!

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>>181578013
I'm sorry but your wife has cancer

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>>181578512
i'd get cancer as well if i had a retard like him waifu faggin me.

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BEST
PALAKINO
EVER

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>>181578713
sequel
WHEN
H
E
N

>>181577784
>drophacks are so easy to find this anon could google them
>HR still can't fix it
Sasuga

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>>181578339
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I hate Seris new projectile.
I hate Ash's new projectile.
I hate Evie's new projectile.

>>181580224
>Seris
>Ash
>I hate doing more damage

>>181578713
Video should be mandatory to watch to post here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dklediB51Ec&

>>181580224
Anyone with a brain does too, so 99% of the paladins audience loves it

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>>181579509
Your malicious lies will not dissuade my love for my sweet girl. Your pictures are frankly childish and uncalled for, not to mention completely false.

>>181578512
I would be at her side at every step were it ever to happen, but fortunately, what you say is not the case.

>>181578013
Is she pointing to where the dick goes?

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>>181580670
i wonder when you curt kobain yourself

Maeve buffs?

>>181580825
Dark Ying, a succubus denied of her past

>>181580224
I ate Damba's. It does a lot of damage, has a decent fire rate, and now is so fast it might as well be hitscan at medium range. Then to top it off, the reload stuns so that he can land his shots even easier.

COBIAN SENTER

>>181581196
what the fuck did he mean by this

Ok guys I've got it. Skye's smoke vastly increases increases jump height for her and her team while standing in it.

>>181581506
i got a better idea
remove skye
fixed

Okay guys I've got it. Skye is outright deleted from the game, and company polict requires Hi Rez employees to never acknowledge her existence ever again.

>>181577784
I have to wonder what exactly Easy Anti Cheat is looking for. I was watching a twitch stream the other day with nothing but hackers playing for hours.

GARMENDIA TALLER

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What did he mean by this?

is this some exodia the forbidden shit
what is he trying to do
who is he summoning

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>>181581902
I don't know.

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>>181581959
Wet Ursine

>>181581902
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/4/47/Lex_TR_Taunt_Directed_BombKing_1.ogg

deepest lore

>>181582152
Uhhhh

>>181582152
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/1/15/Cassie_Night_Bane_SP_Ability1_2.ogg

Steinberg PLACE

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>>181582383
>Steinberg

MESSINA DRIVE

44TH PAYANT

CHEZ sommese

>>181582152
He will find the way to convert our souls into crystals. I can't wait, so many cosmetics and boosters to buy!

ROUTE Jackson

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>>181581730
Those aren't good ideas...

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Wew, we sure have the most bizarre generals.

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>>181583412
Bizarre you say?

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>>181583447
Yeah, bizar~re

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>>181583665
Yarō..... DIO!

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So, when is not!DIO coming to the realm?

>>181584017
Not soon enough.

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TOURNEYFAGS GET OUT OF THE ONSLAUGHT QUEUE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>181584017
WHERE IS HE HI-REZ? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So should we start getting used to this degree of shitposting from now on or...?

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>>181584404
Yes

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>>181584404
You prefer /palg/ay?

>>181584404
pretty sure this amount of shitposting is common
though, it is night, people are restless

>>181584404
It's probably a monday thing, /v/'s gone to shit too.

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So, when is not!King Crimson coming to the realm?

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We need a sound based champ. Like reverbe from kimichi hitose

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>>181584571
wry not both

>>181584912
dude lucio ripoff lol xD

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We need a damage fire based champ. Like Magician's Red from Muhammad Avdol

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>>181585185
Who is fernando?

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>>181585386
>damage fire based champ
>damage
>fernando

>>181584727
What would/does he even do?

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>>181585505
Who is flanknando?

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>>181585505
F-flanknando is a force to be reckoned.

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>>181585605
King Crimson would fit really well into the game, the way he'd work is by just like a damage champion. See? Easy to understand.

>>181585874
JUST

>>181585874
But what does pot of greed do

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I really don't know what the hell is going on on these threads now but it needs to stop.

>>181586025
make me

>>181586025
Jojoposting is the new horseposting. Or something.

>>181584017
A hero with a timestop ult would be amazing IF everybody immediately takes his perspective. It's like your own POTG but everybody is forced to watch it.

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To be honest, Sha Lin would be a top to Fernando.

>>181586269
That would be hilarious and abusable in so many ways.

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>>181586596
what makes you think that?

>>181586269
>>181586959
>blow ult
>spend the whole time taunting

>>181587146
This is all I would ever use that ult for

>>181587128
He stuns Fernando and pounds him with arrows.

>>181587498
/palgay/ please leave.

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>>181583412
>>>/co/
and stay there annoying bitche.s

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Not my screenshot.
Never knew a game could go this long. Especially a game going that long with one player never left clicking.

>>181587146
>ult at spawn
>walk up to wall and spray rekt spray on it

>>181589159
Probably a custom game

>>181586269
A timestop ult would be quite similar to Evie's ult no? Freezes enemies and restricts their movements in an area, and really convenient to follow up on.

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>>181588787
Have you ever wondered why nobody party with you?

This is what happens on a summer Monday. People just have too much time on their hand.

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>>181588787

>play against some meme 5 man all support stack on payload
>they lose by like a second due to fucking up a play
>they just cry about how bad this rag tag group of solos are when they "almost lost" to 5 supports

You can taste the tears through the keyboard with people like this.

>>181589918
That's everyday, anon.

>>181590494
>almost loosing to 5 suports

90% of the problems with matchmaking would be fixed with solo queue but HR is too pussy to do that

>>181591135
I can guarantee you that's not true.
The last mile of the last thread and the entirety of this one has been exceptionally bad, like way way worse than usual. We now have Jojo autists out of nowhere ruining everything as they usually love to do (ironic or unironic is irrelevant).
I still don't know if I should really attribute it to summer kiddies, ironic shitposters posing as summer kiddies, or both.

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>>181591510

Someone else having problems trying to open through steam? i login, the launcher pops up, loads and them it stops running.

>>181591510
>ruining everything
being so wrong like this must hurt physically.

>>181591510
>no fun allowed
You must hate pixie with all your life force.

>>181591195
Its payload, one person running into die pointlessly is 30 seconds gone, and its rarely only ever one.

>two people disconnect before spawn opens up
>get 250 gold anyway since I hooked a guy once and got all the accolades.

>>181591776
Restarting steam usually fixes the problem.

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>>181591510
>Jojo autists out of nowhere
but paladins is already jojo af

>>181591510
bro za warudo XD this must be the work of an enemy stand!!!!!!

>>181586596
To be honest, they would switch.

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tfw spent 25 dollars on chests and didnt get the plushy or cuddly skin

kill me

>>181589794
No, that has limited area and you can deploy counter measures with it.

I was thinking of a global timestop with 5 sec duration and 1 sec casting on a support champ. Imagine the coffee scene from Futurama where you have 5 seconds to save your team just before they get wrecked. Extra points if they have some sort of positioning ability so you can put your team outta harms way and their team over cliffs before time resumes

>opens the game after weeks whithout playing
>buys summer chest
>gets cassie summer skin

wew thanks game, i feel special.

>>181592998
what a retard

>>181589159
Thats a custom game anon, you know you can launch your own games for public people and friends,.

>>181592998
Sucks to be you, was one of the first things that i got from colossal chest.

>>181592998
You did it now? Not when GabeM blessed us with low prices?

Haven't played since launch more or less/thinking of picking game up on pc.
Is skye still good?

>game is 3-3, so so game
>suddenly unbarable lag on the last round making it completely one sided

I'm playing less and less these days, its not even worth getting into games anymore since the servers are such shit.

>>181591441
Solo queue would make the other 10% into a huge problem. Matches would take a lot longer to be put together. If they had some more math involved that looked at teams more intelligently (some teams work well together, but randoms partying for quests aren't as good) it would fix things better.

>>181593306
They still were clearly not avoiding the point.

>>181594619
More points to win.

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>>181593743
Probably the worst she has ever been if you want me to be blunt. You can still play her and do well if you know what you're doing but if you're against experienced players you're better off playing any other flank.

>>181593743
skye has never been good

>>181577216
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>>181577216
We got some overbros here

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>play tank because nobody else will
>support is fucking useless the entire game
>play damage to see if I can carry
>support is still completely retarded and does nothing
>play support to see if i can win a game today
>flanks do absolutely nothing but complain about having to do their job
is catching a break even possible in this game

>>181596361
no

>>181596771
no

>>181596771
Just focusing on playing better every game, w/l don't matter unless money is on the game.

Side note started using Doom Shroom Grover since I got it out of the summer chest, while I'm still shiitake at the new projectile speed after having the old projectile ingrained into me I love the voice pack.

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>>181593743
>Is skye still good?

excuse me guys but where is my smite general?

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>>181598437

It's in your heart.

>>181598437
ded

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>tfw 2 games in a row not a single person even tried to stand on the objective

I kind of hate this new Evie, like I don't want to play the game anymore. There is no real counter play if you're playing a low mobility champion, you just die. I'm not even some scrub shitter I play in the higher skill tiers but this patch just fucking blows.

>>181596361
One day, Anon. One day.

>>181600436
Console is always a patch behind you know.
I'm scared.

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>>181600737
I'd play on xbone if the auto aim wasn't so retarded, you're legitimately punished if you want to aim properly since you need to let the autoaim do its thing if you want to hit your shots. Also every time I've tried to play the game has straight up crashed by the final round. Its comical.

May as well play halo 5 for a few rounds and remember why I hate console FPS games.

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Man, retaliation is such a good legendary, mainly because it lets you run into the face of Lex that is using in pursuit or into Willo's deadzone to just slaughter everything around. The only problem is that mid game everyone knows your tricks so the entire gimmick goes up in smoke, because no one shoots your counter anymore.

Who the fuck thought that buffing Evie was a good idea?

>>181603603
What do you mean a buff? Evie was nerfed literally unable to 2-shot people now.

>>181600436
Play Zhin with Guillotine + Morale Boost III and just ult execute her on sight every time she arrives from spawn. After you did that, go to the point and mash rmb+f on frontliner and supp/slay a few unlucky guys that were in a wrong place in a wrong time to build your ult meter. With Morale Boost III it fills so fast you basically get it full for time she respawns and then do it again. On my observations after third-fourth slaughter Evie would be especially mad at you and try to get you whatever it takes. Use it wisely to bait her like a baby. Oh, and don't forget to spray each time you ult her. The satisfaction is truly indescribable. Evie shitters should know their place.

Post more ideas for bullying Evie shitters, I guess the obvious would be saving your hooks or roots for her, but what else?

>>181605120
Throw a seedling/trap her iceblock with bombs.

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>>181577867
That's not Maeve. Ash is close second best though.

>>181605541
Unreliable
>>181605120
Can't she put Iceblock while rooted?

>>181603202
zhin is just a pretty bad character right now desu

>>181605639
>Can't she put Iceblock while rooted?
She can, she can also blink out of it because 'balance', but you can at least force some cooldowns out of her.

>>181604093
>m-muh 2 shots
Fuck off. Evie is fucking cancer to play against right now. Her engagement range is now twice that it was before since she can reliably hit at mid range too and not only at short range.

I'm going to put those 'lower cd on elimination' cards on every champion I can. Shit's neat.

I finally have it.

I finally have sunkissed Cassie

>>181609487
How much did you spend

>>181609593
free crystals

also that joke, holy shit

>>181609679
Remember to spam it after every kill.

>>181609834
I've always wondered if enemies could hear my vgs

>>181609985
Enemies can hear taunts, jokes, and laugh but not VGS commands that actually output a phrase into chat like attack.

It's worse in Smite where you can actually spam laugh/taunt/joke multiple times instantly.

>>181610413
good, time for spamming

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>>181607352
It's satire you dumbo.

>tfw no smite general

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>>181603202
I ran Retaliation as a joke the momment Zhin was revealed. I got him to level 10 before it became unviable and even then it is because I get paired up with retards. Counter with that legendary is a blackhole that gobbles up EVERYTHING so if you play him aggresively and with backup, you can nullify alot of plays at the right timing.

>>181612002
>before it became unviable
Wait, what, why it's unviable? I know that Zhin is kinda meh, but why retaliation?

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>>181612103
people realize that shooting you head on while you have your counter up is pointless, at least in the higher elos

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>>181611874
>mfw smitefags general died before ours when they were the ones who shoved us out

>>181612002
It doesn't help that they can just look at your feet and hit you anyway.

>>181577867
is she futa

where can i find good decks? any good deck for kinesa?

>>181613031
The biggest, her and Kinessa.

EU servers are fucked right now. Everyone disconnected two times in the last 3 games and the games just ended in the middle.

When is Evie going to get the Maeve treatment?

>>181613691
go to the card loadout making screen, click import, then select from the highest rank guys
they usually have decent decks assuming they aren't aimbotters

So what is your excuse for not playing Overwatch yet?

>>181615428
I came to paladins from overwatch, the complete lack of customization in overwatch made it feel pretty stale after a while, especially when hero switching fell out of fashion and every match was just the same few characters

>>181615428

Tank meta (Rein Road Dva + Ana) into a slightly different meta involving around specific tanks (Road Dva Winston).

Also OW games live and die at chokepoints based on how ridiculously strong defensive ultimates are. In a game where killing people is the main point of the game, cheating death with no skill feels terrible.

Seris v Ash v Lex which one to get for fun, good times?

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>>181615428
>yet
I actually played Overwatch first but swapped to Paladins because it's more fun. Haven't touched Overwatch for a long time.

To explain as to why:
-Paladins felt more fast paced and adrenaline pumping (kinda like TF2 IMO). Things like the horses when you spawn and majority of the characters having a mobility ability helps. Even those without mobility based abilities felt more faster than the characters in Overwatch.
-I have more fun with the characters in Paladins than in Overwatch. Back in Overwatch, most of the characters for me doesn't feel too satisfying to use, let it be because of the sound effects or the abilities itself (mostly the abilities). There's only 2 characters in Overwatch that I enjoyed (but even then barely passed the fun meter) which are Torbjorn and Roadhog. In Paladins, I have at least 3 characters per role that I enjoy using.
-The in-game shop and the deck building makes the game more varied and flavorful. For the in-game shop, it makes me plan and think on what to buy so that I can kick more asses. It makes the players on both teams have more tricks up their sleeves. As for the deck building, it makes the characters more fun to use even though you have to spend points to unlock some cards (like in LoL with its runes).
-Paladins has better map designs. The maps in Overwatch felt more tighter than a virgin's asshole. Paladins' maps felt more open which means there's less chokepoints and more traveling opportunities.
-Overwatch is way too dependent on ULTs to win a match. Both games have ULTs and most of them are bullshit but based on my experience with Overwatch, I have never seen a match that doesn't use ULTs to change the tides to their favor. I know the purpose of ULTs but at least in Paladins, players have more ways to react to it and it doesn't fully grant a certified win.

>>181616298
speaking of horses to this day I don't get the criticism for this game having horses

I mean there's even a shitpost back then in /v/ about how "hard it is to control on horse". Like what?

>>181615638
help cant decide

>>181615638
yes

>>181616680
thanks homie was happenin fool been good wit u b what goes around comes round know what im sayin ya ya nig gucci baby hit the girl with my tommy boxers

>>181615638
lex if you can aim and would rather evaporate people with the law instead of playing androxus
seris if you want a really good support, highest single-target heal in the game and strong teamfight ult
i wouldnt recommend ash as she is right now

>>181616459
Horses remind me of UT3 hoverboard.
Those were funnier times.

>>181613691
>kinessa
Yeah, Death 13 and Hell 2 U are must picks

>>181616298
>Paladins has better map designs

Another "Haven't played Overwatch in forever" guy here, this is by far one of the biggest steps up Paladins already has over OW in my opinion. There's no fuckin Hanamura or Volskaya or any pure cancer maps that make me want to quit on load-in. That and Paladins has a lot more verticality in it's maps, which I appreciate in combination with more characters who can actually be mobile and get up to and around those points of the map.

That and another big agreement to the ults thing, obviously ults aren't -everything- to winning in OW, you still need to be able to aim if you're gonna play guys like 76, Hanzo, Genji and whatever, but goddamn if "Almost all of your team just died to Reaper jumping down and ulting" or "Genji dashed in and instagibbed all of your squishy guys" and similar aren't miserable to watch happen over and over.

>>181617490
>181615638

Also, no duplicates on the cosmetic boxes.

>>181617740
just like overwatch :)

wtf bbq

The effect from Grover's heal legendary says "healing allies." Does that mean it doesn't apply to you?

>>181618280
it doesn't help grover no

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>>181619094
>you're not your own ally

>>181620083
Hi Rez, where is not!DIO?

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Dorift King skin when?

>evie throws a hissy fit and afk's halfway through the game
neat

>>181618280
Put a totem first, then ult
People will tunnel vision you and ignore the totem you just put

>>181620702
But, anon, shes hot garbage now, would not change a thing if he was playing :^)

>>181620702
Hes talking about grover, not grohk..

>>181620806
>>181620605
Wut, i misquoted, sorry.

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just had another sore loser
what the fuck is with people quitting after the slightest fault
>lose the first teamfight
>"gg noobs"
>fail to push
>"VVGG"
>"VVGG"
>"VGGG"
>die once
>"wtf i afk"
summer can't be this bad

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Not!Kira Yoshikage WHEN Hi-rez?

>>181622039
Bomb king, though.

>>181622039
Thats bomb king for ya.

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not!Enya WHEN?
seriously, where the "goofy but op old lady" champ to bicker with torvald?

>>181623125
Inara.

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>>181578670

>>181623270
inara is more foreign girl who cares about stupid shit that we dont and looks autistic doing it

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not!giorno to compliment our not!dio when lo-rez

Are we so deep into summer that there's literally nothing to talk about aside for Jojofagging? Time to endure this for what, 2 days? Maybe when they release the teaser for Liam we would have something to talk about.

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Who /getting good/ here?

>>181626515
Yeah it's a bit of a quiet spell lately is all.

>>181626515
Its always like this, but instead of jojo we had mermoco, waifufags and hate towards them. As you said, friday will give us something to talk about.

>>181626738
Not me. I think I've hit my real elo for now.

>>181626515
ESL's this Thursday. That might be something to talk about at least.

This is why nobody likes Jojofags
They try to associate everything with their faggotry.

>>181621954
Best is when it's clearly their fault. Like the Lex I had who couldn't figure out how to kill Kinessa so he gave up on playing. Not even asking if we could help in some way, just deciding if he can't do it alone by running at her, it's impossible to kill her.

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I know I've only been playing for 2 weeks and I'm not too good either but why am I getting matched with retards?

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>>181627716
Well, at least the general isn't dead. We wouldn't want to be like /smgen/ and drive people out.

>>181627967
Shits get better after 30. I am 42 and somehow is matched with people with titles all the time, those that actually put time into grinding someone to Mastery 20.

>>181627967
What level account are you?

>>181628172
I'm the Ash.

>>181628245
Looks like it's still matchmaking according to levels it seems, or winrate.

>>181628368
Is it champion winrate though? Becuase yesterday my account winrate was 64% and then went on a huge losing streak (I gave up trying to get third win of the day on the 14th match or so) and now it's only 60%, but it's still higher than most of my opponents'/teammates'.

>>181628245
When you get past 30, it will probably change. Early on it matches based on account level IIRC. It's another one of those quirks with the new player experience.

>>181627967
>763 Pip

JUST

>>181628635
At least it looks like he heals.

Okay, fore some reason whatever I type in chat shows up 5+ minutes later.
What the fuck is this shit? I swear I find a new bug every time I launch this crap.

>>181628531
Don't based on Guru elo for HR MM. The 2 are not related. HR is probably matching you with shitters since they think you are a shitter. I mean, pass level 10 on my smurf and I constantly got matched against gold/platinum borders and Mastery > 7 even though it took me those 10 levels to get 1 Mastery 9 champion.

While we're on the topic of OW, do you think a healer-centric character like Mercy would make a good addition to Paladins, and why/why not?

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>>181628796
how can I make the matchmaking algorithm think I'm not a shitter?

>>181628913
>who is Seris
She kinda made every other support but the best Dambas looks like bitches, so no, it wasn't a superb idea to add a healbot

>>181628913
No, because without the ability to swap weapons you'd just have someone glued to somebody else's ass all day. Even if you had a skill to swap between a damage/healing stream, you'd either get people who specifically play them as a damage (lel combat medic/battle mercy), or you'd have people complain that all you do is hold LMB for ten minutes and inflate the death count.

>>181628718
He had 9223 healing

>>181629249
More than most pips, to be honest.

>>181626817
Why do you hate us waifuposters?
I'm just proclaiming my love. :(

>It's a Pip ults and heals a near dead target/s
Fucking hate furries

>>181629828
Fuck you too

>>181629042
Not only that, but she's significantly contributed to the meta's current prerogative for teams to rush cauterize 3 as quickly as possible. If you're up against a Seris who has more than three or four neurons firing, you need to have multiple players with maxed out cauterize by the end of the second round.

>pubstomping with viktor
>game "magically disconnects"
this wasnt a server fuckup
THE JEWS DID THIS

>>181629959
I honestly had some faith in Martini to tone her the fuck back (and Caut too). I really did, he looks like a number cruncher compared to WetUrsine, but it still hasn't happened. I seriously had this glimpse of hope when he cut Fusillade almost in half, I was ecstatic. But now he let them double Evie's projectile speed, so I lost all hope. He's just DrenchedWolverine 2.0

>>181630176
>viktor
Probably your own drophack.

>>181630305
It's just a few patch. I mean, he did nerf Seris' F so she cannot be as online as before.
Also it's PrettyHair who does the balancing. Martini is the designer.

>>181630305
>I honestly had some faith in Martini to tone her the fuck back (and Caut too)
I can see it still happening. They need to give more information to us. I wish they wrote up the changes more on a dev blog like TF2 does sometimes.

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Drogoz has brought you a lengthy, meaty treat, what do you say /palg/?

>>181631290
I'm going to behold the dragon's fury.

>>181630305
>I honestly had some faith in Martini
lol he actually fell for matrini posting about how great things would be with him in charge

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>>181631290

>>181631174
Martini is Lead Designer, doesn't he get the final say in pretty much anything? Is he just "the idea guy"? I thought that was DryBear. I was genuinely happy that DryBear came up with a lot of cool but unbalanced shit, and now we'd get Martini to rein his fucking rampant (but fundamentally good) ideas in.
>>181631182
Yeah, I don't know why they treat "reveals" in the patch shows like something oh-so-hype, as if everyone didn't already know thanks to datamining

We can all agree that the "Kills or eliminations reduce all active cooldowns by 10/20/30/40%" card is pretty much the best generic card in the game and almost always worth taking, right?

>>181630305
I'm pretty sure that Martini was actually leading development for months before Drybear announced he was leaving and he was always set up to be the fall guy so that martini would look better in comparison.

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grover is quite relaxing, and his healing really isn't that bad if your team is loosely grouped

30 elo victory against some 4k kiddos on fish market, those long range axes are spicy

>>181631623
He is the Lead Designer, which means he takes care of the final say in matters that he specializes in. He is not a PR guy so he cannot really know how the players feel about certain characters; that's PrettyHair the Esports guy who talks a lot to pro players to take care of. You can say he is the one who gets the final says on matters like the design/mechanics of a new character, what they will add to the game etc. or the design/mechanics of the game, like the Essence system.

>>181631623
>Yeah, I don't know why they treat "reveals" in the patch shows like something oh-so-hype, as if everyone didn't already know thanks to datamining
I'd bet the majority of the fans don't go on the forums, or reddit, and they're definitely not here, so the "reveals" are probably actually new to them. The majority is also lower level, casual players, so they'll get more excited by skins and champs than balance.

>>181627809

This is why I don't do test queue or payload often
Lex last match

>"No I can't I have to stay with you guys, Lex really isn't a real flanker"
>"He's a flanker the way pip is a healer"

If people could perform real acrobatics as well as they perform mental acrobatics the world would be a circus

>>181632413
I still do Test Maps. It's pretty fun to play Siege on something new for a change.

>>181631858
It gives Sha Lin a 7s CD Withdraw, using Chronos III and the 40% card, it's actually 2 seconds because you can be in stealth for another 5 seconds with his other legendary.

>>181632730
Same. The new maps have been pretty good so far. I hope they actually use the feedback.

>>181631290
>salvo cum shots

>>181633398
I have a sudden urge to animate this now, but I don't think there's enough models for it.

>>181631858
Yeah. What I don't get is why some champs have it 10% per level, and others only 7 or 5, and Ying actually has it set to 1s per level.

>>181633673
I dunno, I saw those gif porn with pip and drogoz (same guy who animated kass porn)

>>181633378
Well Sierra would be 1000% better if it wasn't possible to stand up on that fucking high ledge next to the point, you know the one I'm talking about

>>181633774
Yeah, but they probably didn't make those available. There's a Drogoz one out there somewhere, but it's just the normal model.

>>181633896
I know exactly what you're talking about. It either needs another way up there or to be one of those roofs you slide off of.

>>181634359
>>181633896
Now that I think about it, a portal inside the building itself that takes people up to the ledge would make it balanced and kind of fun.

>>181634540
That's probably the best idea. Hopefully they do that, but to be honest it's not an amazing map and I wouldn't be too upset if it doesn't make it.

>>181631526
*Taste the dragon's fury

>>181634874
does he get off on gold? does he have a gold dragon dildo?

>>181635000
>does he get off on gold?
Yeah, he shoves coins up his cloaca and lays golden eggs every fortnight

>>181631858
Why? It is just a win more card.

/smitegen/ may be dead, but I finally played it again today. The 4th of July MOTD is always great.

>tfw other team is obviously a premade and they still can't win

>>181635000
You can get your own, too. Just ask the friendly folks at Bad Dragon!

>have a flank quest
>can't complete it because there is always AT LEAST 2 flanks """"mains"""" trying to play their lvl ~20 androxus or evies
>of course they play like shit
>one even had diamond border

Flank class surely attracts the worst kind of kids

>>181638126
I really wish they'd make a mode we can use to get rid of these (think PvE used to work for it). Not like they're worth very much.

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Not!Diavolo when Martini?
Make him like Hel, having his ult be just him either turning into Doppio or Diavolo, each having different abilities.

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>>181638975
Hel is my favorite god, I really want this now.

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>>181626738
And now the forced 50% kicks out, I knew it. Nice game Hi Rez.

>>181639879
I lost 100 points today too
The shitty system think I'm going to be able to carry FOUR SUB 2K ELO shitters against a 4man stack of 2500s. Just Because my elo is 3,5k
Fuck that

>wait 4 minutes to get a siege match
>get a fuckton of ping on a projectile hero because it cant even put me in a match with decent location

these hirez niggers can burn

>>181640617
After the 4 minute mark you always get paired with randoms, the system stops considering your internal elo or whatever it's called.

who /onlyplayingcompetitivetogetheroborders/ here

Does anyone here think Grover is going to become really meta at Dreamhack?

>Good healing in deathball comps with kills/elims reduce cooldowns.
>good damage against deathball comps because he can hang back and get max damage on axe
>Root fucks over Androxus, Cassie and BK
>deathball comps have gigantic hitboxes allowing for easier axe hits
>vertical mobility

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I wish that you could buy more chests than the limit so that you can get essense easily. I have 12k crystals but need essence. Maybe they should just let us buy essence with crystals. That would be better so I hope they do that.

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Did they change the way elo is calculated in PaladinsGuru? I haven't played for like 5 days and suddenly I have lower elo and this.

>>181640703
The game never really stops caring completely, it just raises the acceptable elo difference as you spend time in the queue. Most matchmakers work like this.

>>181642429
It will always match you up at the 4min mark anon.

>>181642381
Post the match stats

>>181641375
Dreamhack will use an old version of the game, before the current patch.

Any tips how to be a good Buck or a Sha Lin?

>>181646895
Surprise attacks.
Know when to run away.
Having a good load out.
Practice.

>>181629023
git gud

>>181646895

Be a tremendous annoyance, don't rush into anything you can't jump/sneak out of, and try to stay in your optimal range.

>>181646895
>Buck
Jump in, shoot and persist, let them run a bit then net, now jump to them.

>Sha Lin
Never used him

>>181647121
>>181647180
>>181647187
So look out for "weak" targets isn't?
also why I've got the impressinon buck does little damage in comparison of other flankers?

>>181647410
Unless you shoot at point blank you're not gonna do good damage as Buck.

Get the 2 jump legendary, 40% extra damage to slowed targets sounds good but you won't have a way to pursue them with only one jump.

>>181647410
It's his thing, he trades damage for tankiness.

>>181647591
Which they are constantly nerfing. He is the Torv of the flankers now.

>>181647410

Well, you should be looking out for weak targets anyway.

>>181647749
Poor Buck, I'm not fond of edgy or lolsorandum flavors of flank so that leaves me with Buck or Lex and I can't aim for shit most occasions,

>>181647410
>>181647591
>>181647749
Buck is still fine people, just abuse the jump and the low cooldowns in your favour and you should be fine

>>181647904
Embrace the edge anon, Andy feels so fucking good to use if you can consistently click heads. I've never been accused of hacking anywhere near as many times in any other game, it's great.

>>181647978
That's why he is still the worst flank right?

>>181649258
It's sad you're even forgetting Maeve and Skye exist.

>>181649258
If you say so anon

>>181646895

>Buck
Jump legendary, -CD on jump and 40% life steal on recovery lvl 4. Strong jumps lvl 2 and then whatever. You can take strong jumps lvl 4 if it's a map like Timber Mills.
He is pretty straightforward, ride on to your enemy and use your jumps to throw them off or chase them, don't miss the jump landings and your shots. Remember he can headshot too. Save 1 jump if it's against a Kinessa to chase her when she teleports or to throw off a Sha Lin during planted, shit like that. Flee if they gang on you, his mobility is godlike. Don't be afraid to solo ult to secure a kill. Jumping works like a parabola so you can "aim" them to jump higher if you need and you can aim them during it too.

>Sha Lin
Recurve legendary, movement speed 20%, heal on planted and -CD on some abilities for loadout. He is anti flank as fuck. Use stun + planted combo. Take advantage of the first hit you get after using withdraw. Use planted on the face of your flankers or to kill the sup/tank and remember you can cancel it, you are too vulnerable during it. Quickly turn around and use withdraw when you want to move forward. Hit your shots.

>>181649897
thanks for the tips.

>>181647978
I didn't even say he was bad, on the contrary I think he's good with having so many jumps on top of that survivability. His damage isn't even that bad either, no aim necessary makes it awfully consistent.

>>181649494
I like Buck, but I can still destroy with Maeve. Skye just got nerfed for no reason, so you got me there.

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If you're one of those who have no idea what to build on people/low on essence here are decent builds for everyone.

https://pastebin.com/VLfWNPtb

>>181650850
You may wanna reread what you put anon. I see duplicates.

>* Buck = Bounce House (12000) + Seismic Wave (default) + Leg Day (1250) + Vigor (500) + Stomping Ground (500) + Leg Day (1250) = 15500

You put Leg Day twice

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Can the "hurrr Skye is shit I swear because some virgin who plays professionally told me so!" Meme die? She's annoying as fuck and you ALL know it

^ look at this idiot

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>>181651063
Thanks, to be fair I really like that card. Thats the only mistake I can catch The math is very likely wrong but it wasn't really the focus for me, more to show that most champs can be optimized with a week of play.

>>181652129
I love playing Skye and she is still obnoxious even in the higher tiers but at the end of the game they're almost always better off playing any other flank. She excels against Kinessa and that is about it.

>>181652129
Maybe if you play Cassie or Kin*ssa. I have no problem against her as Grover.

>>181652129
lol

>>181652307
>>181652375
>Kinessa
Until you play timber mills, serpent beach or fish market since the slut can't jump. She is useless.

>>181651063
Leg day for each leg.

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>>181652440
>n-noob Skye is shit!!1 virgingamerxx267 said so!!

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>playing ranked
>the other team has a kinessa
>she does fuck all and they get rolled
Every time without fail.

>>181653676
Think the problem here is the two extremes. Skye isn't complete shit, but she's definitely bottom tier. If stealth wasn't bugged, she might be better, but between that and stealth just not being very useful when it works, she isn't great. The problem is that sneaking around ends up being less useful than the other flanks' mobility.

>>181642946
And? That would be the same as the maximum Elo difference being a large number at 4 minutes. There's a choice they made between having shorter queues and closer matches.

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>>181652656
Just saying that is all the use for Skye, even at low level where your mixed with newbs and smurfs you have to work your ass off to carry a win well. I generally enjoy playing her but if I'm going to play a low mobility flank I'm going to take Lex 9/10 times.

On another note Grover is really decent again, the CD bug fix for cards like Adrenaline makes the world a different and the ulf buff is pleasant. Wouldn't if he became meta post dream hack with how he preforms. I do miss hitting 1k axes though but the speed is worth the trade off.

>>181653706
>play champ that can't do long range
>enemy has competent kinessa
>team can't kill her
>if i want her dead i need to do it myself
Every time.

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>>181654541
>The problem is that sneaking around ends up being less useful than the other flanks' mobility.
mfw people never use Skye as an advisor when stealthed.

>>181655483
Stealth in general never gets used as anything more than an ambush. In TF2 I'd occasionally see a spy actually spying, but it's the same issue. It needs a team effort to be useful otherwise it's time where they could actually do stuff.

>>181656339
GROHKED

>>181656339
>>181656461
Don't you dare.

>>181656339
still waiting for the nando edit

>>181656339
Everyone knows elves crave the orc dick

>>181656597
Human bois like Fernando can't compete with orcs and other beasts.

>>181657207
>implying fernando isn't a cyborg with the body of a sexbot

>>181657207
Paladins needs a tentacle monster.

>>181657525
BEASTED

>>181657454
girl with mass of tentacle when?

>>181657636
Scylla, is that you?

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/simg/ here
we are doing an assessment of the combat readiness/knowledge of other subreddits generals
Find as much tanks as you can in the picture (there are 3)

paladins is fun

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>>181657861
Found all 3 for you.

>>181657861
>there are three

HOW

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>>181657861

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>>181657861
found them

>>181658160
>>181658246
We're good.