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Previous thread: >>181522021
>>181543620
1st for MCH is the best Job in the game
Muh puff an me
based OP beat avatarfag
Listen. I'm in love with Yugiri.
We're going to become lovers and she's going to walk around the house with nothing but one of my t-shirts and bug me to make her some lizard safe coffee in the morning.
Good thread
HARK
>>181543620
Nth forI've seen loli rule 34 of Khloe.It was pretty good
Thank you OP, fuck that autistic manchild
Are these generals still shit full of damaged avatarfagging orbiters and people unironically having failed e-relationships with eachother?
>>181543768
And then Lyse is going to butt in and ruin your fun times, every day.
Oh and cats.
post cute males
>>181543813
Yes. It's like a train wreck, but every now and again I can bait people into having an actual conversation about the game.
Any NIN or SAM on Balmung looking for a laid back midcore-ish static? 2 PM PST to 4 PM PST 3 days a week.Add someone else#7114 on Discord for details.
>>181543806
stop being weird what the fuck
>>181543806
Rape and kill pedophiles.
>>181543868
Don't you fucking laugh at me you little twig
>>181543861
ok
>>181543620
correct pastebin next thread pls
plastic bimbo attention whore on suicide watch kek
CROAK!
What did you name your toad buddy?
>died 3 times to mobs in the Azim Steppe
I hate this game.
Why do some people refuse to believe a mechanic didn't behave like they expected because they fucked it up? The game didn't become suddenly vindictive you just suck.
Also any reshade options folks use for screenshots?
>>181543813
What if you have an unironic successful relationship with someone here ?
>>181544028
>obsessive fag already checked
Fuck off, no
>>181544028
Not on my watch
>>181543841
No GO AWAY LYSE
They should call her LICE because she is a PARASITE
>>181544028
You're cute
>>181543787
You get washed up on a desert island with Yotsuyu, she is unconscious.
what do you do ?
>>181543986
>>181544028
It's the correct pastebin. You are not part of this general. Never will be.
>>181544162
whomst
Nth for wear some GOD DAMN clothes, you skanks.
>>181544310
Nothing because I can't stand her
xth for red mages
>>181544310
neat
>>181544413
+1 but I still don't really like the rdm af3 very much
>everyone who hates Yotsuyu just happens to be using the english dub
hmmm
>>181543861
>>181544310
Execute her and throw her carcass to the fish.
>>181544494
I hate Yotsuyu and I'm using the Japanese audio. She's a garbage character that spent an entire story hiding behind other people
ball gag pls
>>181544367
>all the beta cucks that fawn over yotsuyu
>all the edgy teenagers that cry over zenos
This place is filled with rejects.
>>181544494
I am playing on an English server, using English language. Ganbatte yourself out of this thread you Japan obsessed fag. Go watch some anime.
>>181544367
Then wouldn't you lie down?Because you can't stand her.
>>181544310
in the context of the story, kill her with my gatherer hatchet
>>181544223
t-thanks
>>181544478
do you like dating mentally unstable dudes from 4chan then conning them into buying you expensive game consoles
>>181543915
>>181543958
I mean, hes not wrong
>>181544571
What about those of us who likeMagnai?
xth for midlanders
>>181544580
but it's a japanese game
Does potd use up rested xp?
I'm assuming no.
>>181544413
xst for MCH are the strongest job
>>181544310
Well she's committed countless atrocities against my people, tortured me, and tried to kill me as well as my friends so I think id get into wacky hijinx and begrudgingly protect her because i am in a badly written story
>>181544670
Literally worshiping Ippiki if he was a Final Fantasy character.
>>181544494
No, I hate her because of the hyper-forced "I had a bad childhood" bullshit to try to make her sympathetic when the bitch literally orgasms when she thinks of torturing Domans. Is it so bad to have an antagonist that's completely irredeemable?
Is there a way to contact customer support? I want my sub money back, I'm not paying to wait in queue for 30 minutes and get disconnected in 5 minutes and that happening all the time.
>>181544737
The only correct answer tbqh
>>181544494
I use the JP dub and dont see why you would want to waifu her. She was fun to hate and they did a good job with some of her crazy expressions. But she isnt a likable person.
>>181544665
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE STPO STOP
>>181544718
That's a terrific shot. I love this class.
>>181544809
The fuck is this even supposed to mean you little fucking shitstain
>>181544580
But the entire game is a weeb game. It still astounds me how much of the playerbase hasn't even actually played final fantasy games, I mean fuck it isn't even my favorite series or in my top ten but I've played nearly all of them.
And the ones that have played have only ever played either fucking 7 or 13. I mean what the shit.
>All these niggas didn't even get a nostalgia bomb when that doma theme hit while talking to Hien for the first time
Fucking sad.
did they do the log out thing today?
>>181544847
they'll tell you no, you can only issue a chargeback, at which point they ban your account
>>181545013
they just did
>>181545009
I'm bothered that almost no one even mentioned the Interdimensional Rift in Shinryu's fight. I thought it was wonderful and almost no one else even knew what it was
>>181544310
Begin the inevitable redemption arc early.
>>181544745
I don't really see the resemblance.
>log in with no queue
I'm looking forward to having a mansion in shirogane.
>>181545137
It's just the small things anon. Fans can appreciate them but missing them isn't a giant kick in the theif. I already exploded into blizz when they teased Nybeth with the music from the PSP rendition of TO LUCT. Valeria and Xenobia gear is pretty neato as well.
But even if somebody doesn't get it, it's still fine.
>>181545020
I don't even care at this point. This is just ridiculous, I won't allow anyone to make a fool out of me. The times I've been logged in I get into pvp and dungeons when people disconnected so I know that a lot of people have that problem. This has been going on for days now.
>>181545353
as an astrologian, this isn't how it works
>>181545353
the monk version really is better.
That makes no sense.
>>181544809
pretty wierd
>>181544365
Get off my roof.
>>181544809
moni "i'm straight" sielski
So is SB fun?
>>181545484
pfft haha
Okay I do like this
>>181545993
That was made outside of his consent.
>>181545484
>That makes no sense
Dragon sight, trick and balance.
Is i270 gear honestly still the best for tanks?
>>181546017
Been bored since second day of early access. Done everything SB has had to offer after the first week. There is so little to do once shit is done.
>>181545993
well, a picture can't turn you gay
>>181544809
sauce
>>181545939
Does this cute lizard need a husband?
>>181546017
yeah it's great
wish there was more to do at endgame though, guess there will be tomorrow
>>181546158
Once the crafted shit comes out with savage, melding a STR VI and DH VI for your one grade VI overmeld will be pretty much equivalent to i270 ST accessories in terms of DPS.
>someone pops on your friend list you have no idea who it is
>probably changed name/fanta
>>181546156
but then an ast just gives balance to someone else
>>181546137
lol
Is that really monis defense
>>181546158
>tfw playing healer and see tanks in STR accessories.
I just leave every time.
>>181546447
How about you stop sucking?
>AST story from 30-60 was utter shit
>It's still shit 61-70
>Even the title is ass
>Meanwhile SCH gets a nice sounding title
>WHM is probably SUPER WHITE or something like that since I've seen no one using it
>>181546447
I don't leave but I'm extremely disappointed in them.
>>181546563
>AST story sucks
Woah you fuck right off. I loved the spin on astrology they put as well as the lore for each gate you awakened to. I'll fuck you
Hey fellow Tankbros (Warcucks, specifically). I'm level 64 and just unlocked upheaval. I love the animation and the damage is great in Defiance and even better with Thrill. But here's the thing, I have no idea how or when to use Thrill.
Should I use it as a tank buster, as a damage boost for upheaval, or what?
>>181546239
It's only a matter of time til I fanta back to male so not likely
Looking for cute and pure chococat to lovingly EB and RP as husband and wife. May involve intense petting and hugging scenarios.
>>181546683
>Retard McBitchFace gets kidnapped constantly
>Later given Dyke hair
>>181544136
I have a friend who literally unironically believes that bosses sometimes change up their rotations and cast times to fuck with people, but he only says that when he gets hit by a mechanic.
>>181546790
Nigga fuck Retard McBitchFace focus on the stuff that didn't involved combat shoved in for no reason.
>>181543620
what does khloe's shirt say
>>181546892
something tomestone
>>181545353
>>181545452
Fixed for you
>>181546716
What kinda male do you play?
>>181546413
I always give Balance to the SAM unless they're a shitter who's died to braindead AoE at some point.
SAM has the biggest dick DPS, every other DPS only gets their sloppy seconds.
>>181546938
>the truth
this is good too
>>181546158
this >>181546336
At some point VIT shit might catch up and then everything is ok again. I think that's why they went with STR being the main stat for tanks.
>>181546447
Stop being a bitch.Although then again, wanna be good player tanks absolutely fuck up every tank buster and die with STR accesories.
>>181546712
Thrill is for tankbusters, if you don't have any tankbusters incoming then yeah, use it for DPS. Especially if you're on defiance.
>>181546683
yea AST story was pretty pleasant, I didn't care about the stuff going down in kugane all that much, but the hi-jinks with the other AST-quest characters are nice
also, even if you do well, RDM just feels so floaty and ineffective in pvp
>>181546938
yeah this pretty much sums it up actually
>>181546137
What's more believable?
>emily is such a creep that he'd get a picture like that made without someone asking and moni is so beta he keeps emily around as his butt buddy afterwards
Or
>moni is a degenerate and got a gross picture with his friend
>>181546563
>SCH gets a nice sounding title
Even better, I have a sneaking suspicion that the fairy you don't quite meet in that story might become a new summon for you at a later date.
It appears to be dark aspected, so it might be a DPS/debuffing type fairy that doesn't do much, if any, healing. Though if we do eventually get it it'll be two years out minimum. Though with the current state of SCH, maybe they bring it out sooner. Here's hoping, anyway.
>>181546957
All of them.
>>181546563
Just level DRK if you want a good class story.
>>181547000
I love when ASTs start out an instance giving Balance to a samurai only to give it to me later on as they start to realize he sucks.
>>181544251
hey its my lizard wife
>>181546892
"i'll suck dick for tomestones"
>>181547141
I feel like that new fairy was something Scholar was supposed to get in this expansion, but Yoshi changed his mind at the last moment and took it away, and that's why SCH seems pretty boned at the moment, particularly in how much DPS they lost.
>>181547000
>not giving your Balance to MCH; the best Job in the game
It's like you want to get kicked
>>181547074
Tanks, another question. Is it worth it anymore to swap to Deliverance? With Upheaval, IB buff, enough better to use IB every 2 combos and keep one in the bank for tankbusters, bar halved when swapping, one would think the benefits of staying Defiance and be an damage sponge with big dick HP and mitigation outweight whatever damage you'd do in with Fell Cleaves.
I'm only 64 so I might be talking out of my ass.
>>181547203
I leveled DRK to 60, 51-60 was awful compared to Frays arc.
>>181546563
>WHM is probably SUPER WHITE
Padjal protector. You find a padjal in the middle of the woods that escaped gridanian rules and teach her how to control her powers.
The ending was surprisingly good.
>>181547448
61-70 blows 30-50 out of the water.
>>181547445
Holy fuck my brain melted typing that. Thanks iPhone.
>>181547581
Unless Fray comes back and is like "I'm here to take the reins now" I doubt that.
Are servers back up yet?
Opinions on Faerie?
good morn
>>181547203
>I love when ASTs start out an instance giving Balance to a samurai only to give it to me later on as they start to realize he sucks.
This happens way too fucking often, and afterwards I make sure to only give them the shitter cards, if any, while the superior DPS gets to enjoy my services. Sometimes I like to do a spread Balance and then overwrite the SAM's with a fucking Spire or something just to rub it in.
>>181547693
its dumb
>>181547445
Swapping between stances is always bad now, don't do it.
And yeah, wait till you're 70you get a few more useless skills.
But also, if your group is competent, youre able to tank a whole EX trail on DPS stance with DPS accessories. If your mitigation / off tank is on point with the shirks and provokes.
>>181547654
>>181547581
>>181547448
:^)
>read the MSQ they said
>itll be fun they said
>its better in stormblood they said
>spend my entire fucking afternoon playing King of the Hill with some lizard people savages who still worship the sun
who the fuck
>>181547654
*tugs collar nervously*
>>181547952
Steppes fucking sucks. If Stormblood could be related to a tv show. It's literal filler.
>>181547832
As a shitter dps i can assure you we do NOT notice shit like that. Fuck, I don't even know which card is which.
>Ixion spawned 20 minutes before i woke up
>>181548056
Well it makes ME feel better.
>>181543813
Yeah, this is easily one of the most cancerous generals. Almost nothing of any worth happens here (even compared to the rest of /vg/).
>>181547832
>tfw the party is so bad you just give balance to yourself because they don't deserve it
>>181547832
>get balance as rdm
>pop embolden+manafication and melt the giant aoe pack
holy shit its fun
>>181547141
>I have a sneaking suspicion that the fairy you don't quite meet in that story might become a new summon for you at a later date.
The phantom faerie? It's just a trash mob, you see those on yanxia and the ruby sea.
buying male xaela husband
anyone want to ex primals
>>181547832
>AST keeps feeding the SAM enhanced balances and extending them
>I still pull more than them the whole fight
Those silly ASTs.
>>181548456
I would but you're not on Tonberry
>>181548456Is the "Lemon cakes" rumour true? I'll Tank for you if we can have some fun later..
>>181548456
Not with you James.
Does anyone else watch cutscenes just for a screenshot opportunity?
>>181548557
What are lemon cakes
>>181548506
all asts should use parsers because of balance
>>181548363
What for and what are you?
>>181548636
Who doesn't?
>>181548636
Yeah and webms
>>181548651
Someone in the Mateus LS said that if you whisper lemon cakes to Yysara that's like code for erp.
This cute little character sheet thing has been around on the JP twitter fanbase for a while but recently got translated into English if anyone's interested in filling it out!
>>181547832
I can stand ASTs because they generally have the worst fucking judgement. The wrong shit in the wrong people. GOD FORBID they have a friend in the run (who is likely even worse than them.)
>>181548578
this isn't even my name it's justmy favorite real world male name
even then is there something to be ashamed of if it was?
>>181548557
what does this mean
are you calling me a christmas cake?
>>181548539
rip, my friend wants me to transfer an alt there to play with him should he get back into ffxiv, which is under consideration seeing as he's one of my closest friends
>>181548791
wat
post midlanders for pumping purposes!
>>181548791
you have to do it 3 times in succession, like Beetlejuice
>>181548759
because I want to be hugged and petted by a savage dangerous xaela
>>181548905
What drives a male adult to behave like this?
>>181548905
How do I trick my brain into liking crafting?
>>181548921
That sounds harmless enough, what server?
>>181549012
autism
loneliness
prison gay-ness
>>181547828
You dont use DoF for landscape pictures.....
>>181544310
>you don't have to tell me what happened... but you have to eat...all... the eggs.
>>181549098
omega
female midlander
>>181549045
Post here saying it's comfy enough times to believe it.
>Duty finder 2 RDMs in a row that wait 2 seconds before using the duelcast and dont scatter no matter how big the pack
How do these people how to use a keyboard
Can you make money with fishing or are the other gathering professions better
>>181549045
Realize that everything you do you profit from. You set your own goals and schedules to meet. Realize that crafting has a more intricate rotation that the actual jobs in the game and is more rewarding even if you end up macroing most things. Think about how you can use it to help others once you're well off. Consider it an investment in the future for battle and gathering jobs.Revel in the competition and defeat of others.
>>181549098...and then pinned and put into the mating press by one
>>181549213
>How do these people how to use a keyboard
I guess they have that over me actually.
>>181543620
The other day I was talking to "McChaffe" about ripping this game's models.
I just wanted to follow up on that conversation and let you guys know about the FFXIV TexTool which is a great little program for viewing textures, models, and extracting them properly. It grabs the diffuse textures(most of the time they're colored unlike this picture) which is handy.
The author also said he'd look into exporting rigged models on day.
>>181549213
What's worse are fucking Samurais who only tingle target in the middle of a 6+ enemy pull.
I bet they're thinking 'wow why cant this bad tank hold threat...' when I let them get fucking clobbered by whatever they're single targetting.
>>181549213
you're ugly
>>181549443
tingle target jfc i should sleep more
I heard there was software that you can use to change your character appearance in game.
Can someone post a link.
I want to fanta, but I need to see how it looks in game first.
>>181549157
tfw none of these
>>181549032
*pumps u*
ahh~
>>181548921
That sounds cute! Like the "seemingly tough imposing character's actually a big softie" trope?
>>181549320
nevermindforgetIsaidanything
>>181549195
>midlander
Pass.
>>181549592
Why not just make an alt and see how it looks? Unless you want it to fit your glamour, I guess
Love cutscenes were everyone in the party is in it
>top RDM parse
>10minute 22second kill despite having "27k raid DPS"
>Susano dies in 6minutes if the raid DPS is 24k
At the very least make these edits believable
>>181548815
>tfw friend in the run who you know isn't good
Feels so awkward passing them over for the big buffs every time.
>MCH are being excluded from JP PFs
They don't know what they're missing out on
>>181549660
You and me both brother.
>>181549482
check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>181549739
>>181548636
yeah, kugane markets before the shisui nation attacked
>>181549747
Aye, it's for glamour.
What are the optimal retainer classes for ventures?
>>181549660
I bet you have a big softie
>>181549443
To be fair SAM runs out of TP before the enemies even get to half. All of their AoEs take 140 and they have their cooldown lower buff.
>>181549912
The lack of drill hair in this game is depressing.
>>181549443
>try to get one Jinpu combo off before dumping all my TP
>WOW TRY USING AOES YOU FUCKING SHITTER
>run out of TP and the only thing I can do anymore is single target with AOE iaijutsu
>FUCKING TYPICAL SAM SINGLE TARGETING
YAMEROOOOO
>>181549012
Lack of pussy.
>>181550028
I'm trying to feel sympathetic but the amount of care I can give in a game environment where everybody has Goad is shockingly low
Just finished leveling my first class from 1-70 and gearing it up to 314, what now..?
Is there anything I can start hoarding that can be used to upgrade gear later? I really dont want another class.
So how do I into DRG now?
When under LotD, do I just not use my jumps unless it has <15s left?
The whole eye mechanic kinda seems retarded to me, like it doesn't work the way it should. I'd guess you can still get eyes while in LotD but nope, enjoy your waiting game
>>181550241
>is there any way to start hoarding.
No there's no way to increase your player power as of this moment. I guess you can go cap out on marks or w/e
>>181549812
>hypercharge objectively better than foe
>b-but the crit rate increase!!
people just say mch is weak because of the personal dps gap, right
>>181547693
I think it's pretty comfy. You're going to get your nutjobs and assholes like every other server but overall my experience here's been great.
>>181550090
Trying to get a Goad from randos is like picking the real Holy Grail without melting your face off.
>>181550028
Just alternate. Kasha combo, and Mangetsu AOE then Kaiten Tenka. Geppo combo and Oka AOE. That way you always have both self buffs up, you're conserving TP to an extent and still dumping Tenka's like a beast.
Of course, if the other DPS actually has goad go nuts with the 140's.
>>181549443
>BLMs who unironically never heard of Fire II
>>181549443
Assuming it's been ~15 seconds since the last combat they need to get their cast time + damage buffs up which is at least 4 global cooldowns, 6 if they need to generate the symbols for the finisher. So if you see them single targeting for like 20 seconds off the start of a big pull it's probably because of that.
i leveled to 50 but have no gear
where can i get a lvl 50 weapon?
>>181550314
Elite marks logs you mean? Are we sure those will be used to upgrade gear later? I heard conflicting information on it.
>>181550241
hoarding and upgrading your gear comes in the form of gatherers/crafters, without them the most you can do is hoard mass amounts of VI materia in case crafter gear is used in the next patch, in which case you can minmax with that sweet 17% chance VI overmeld, I think thats the chance anyways
>>181550438
Battlecraft vendors in major cities/settlements
Best medicine for staying home sick is PvP
>>181549592
They haven't updated it for 4.0 yet, but they said they are going to update it soonish
Is it time to Susano farm?
>>181543787
YE OF FAIR EYES
LEND ME YOUR COURAGE
>>181550241
Cap relevant endgame currencies, farm gil to buy Materia VI's for all slots and then do it again when you replace that gear next week.
>>181550090
I have literally never been goaded, I was a NIN player who did it to other people. Now that I run SAM I get into parties with other NINs in experts and I still don't get goads. Like nigga who else is gunna use it.
I don't think people carry it anymore because all the guides say not to take it because you don't need it in raids anymore if you have a guy with tactician since they've universally been making TP management a non-issue on virtually every class.
>>181550326
>comparing hypercharge to only foe.
Mathematically Brd provides a ~1.931% increase to raid DPS. Mind you this is UNDERSELLING the additive value of crit on existing crit and direct hit on existing direct hit.
In comparison MCH provides ~1.3636% increase to raid DPS.
That said you are right. Hypercharge by itself is objectively better than Foe's Requiem.
Anyways to answer your question, MCH is weak because of personal dps gap. But it providing substantially less rDPS increase on top of it's over 100 DPS gap while having a high skill floor and extremely punishing gameplan has chaffed the asses of many MCH, myself included.
Any fishers here?
How do I deal with the fact that I just hit 60 and my gear is blatantly not good enough for stormblood fishing yet but the next tier of gear is level 61?
I don't want to spend 500k - 1 mil on level 60 gear that i'll replace in a couple hours..
Where my fellow monks at?
>>181551085
Spend a few hours grinding to 61 then you cuck
>>181549592
If your retainer is leveled you can fantasia your retainer to see.
Rate my new retainer.
>>181550613
I'm down if aether
>>181551085
gotta do what you gotta do anon if you're on mateus I can help
>>181551180
thank god nobody else can see this mess
>>181551085
Grind to 61.
Then go spear fish these sumbitches for massive turn in xp.
>>181551176
Hey, that's a great idea.
Thanks.
>>181550512
Okay so "overmelding lets you get up to 5 materia on equipment", that sounds absolutely broken, wonder why I haven't heard about that so far. Can you do overmelding without having any leveled any crafting classes?
>>181551180
-2/5
former knight of ishgard seeking female voidsent to send me back to the correct timeline, pst
>>181550991
so brd isnt even a whole 1% increase over mch. honestly it just seems like people would still be crying if raid dps increases were literally equal. good thing the 100+ dps less gap doesnt mean shit when the content is going to be even easier than creator was
>any SB class
>a high skill floor
>>181551156
>>181551237
god damn, that's pretty lame I fucking hate the dev team for this game
I want to wear yukatas with an elezen!
I want to eat sushi and drink sake in Shiokaze Hosterly with an elezen!
I want to hold hands and walk down the lantern lit market streets with an elezen!
I want to visit the onsen with an elezen!
I want to get discreetly lewd with an elezen in the bath!
>>181551409
It matters when casters are being denied entry into groups once again, because pug groups who think too highly of themselves are slaves to the meta.
>>181551260
You can only overmeld crafted gear, raid/ex primal drops can't be overmelded so you're limited to the 100% chance slots, however it's likely tomorrow perhaps that the new crafter/gatherer and for the most part the real bulk will come out, resulting in maybe i310, i315, or i320 crafted that can be overmelded
in the case of VI materia you can overmeld once, so for a chestpiece crafted you could do 3 VI and 2 V materia, but it gets expensive because theres decreasing chances
I'd imagine it'd be like 100% 100% 17% 10% 6%
>>181551545
me too
>>181551085
>can't even grind collectibles from 60-61 since all the level 60 collectibles will give you 10k exp
enjoy
>>181551376
Get outta here nerd.
is potd faster for tanks and healers than dungeons for 50-60?
>>181551641
Oh jesus, that does sound expensive, but if the first two overmelds are 100% I'll get ready to do that at least, and level a crafter/gatherer to 20.
Let me tell you a story. Of a boy in pursuit of the greatest katana of them all. The katana of friendship.
>>181551574
those groups sound like they have bad players anyways. people like that would still exist even if dps discrepancies among classes were <50 dps
>>181551931
shut the fuck up vall
>>181548812
Got it done for you mate.
>>181543787
yes hello what's up
I wasn't playing during HW so I don't have any idea how the raid gets released, will there be a patch or will a quest just come online to direct us towards it?
>>181552051
this is the gayest thing in the thread
and that's saying something for /xivg/
>>181547225
I missed this message, but yes. Hello midlander wife!
>>181548812
I'll do it later.
>>181552112
please be my husband/lapchair
Tank up!
>>181548812
>>181552182
Get a load of THIS
>>181551226
>>181551268
don't judge him just because he is beautiful
>>181552182
rip
>>181552369
That's pretty good
Eggu~
>>181552139
There's maintenance tonight to add the normal/story mode of the raid and the new capped tomestone, then two weeks from now the savage mode will be released.
>>181547832
for a game that relies so much on dps, they really should add a dps parser in-game
>elezen named Ihate Catboys questing near me
Why is this allowed
>>181552369
>>181552051
>>181548812
mhm
>>181552464
the cringe is strong in this grown man
>>181551529
I forgot my image.
>>181552358
Well hello there.
>Guy asks if anyone knows what DPS he was pulling with new rotation for NIN
>Guy gives him a random number that's actually pretty close
>Tank says he's reporting them
Boy the low DPS cucks sure do get butthurt over numbers of DPS.
>>181552726
Excellent choice!
>>181552505
They never will and added SSS precisely because they don't want to but wanted to give people a way to gauge their DPS. They're terrified of people being parse-shamed in duty finder for some reason. Even publicly mentioning parsing will get you a ban depending on if someone is butthurt enough to report you or not.
>>181552706
why
So how many shisui sets have you seen in your 70 dungeons/trials xivg?
>>181552853
A Jap got murdered over DPS numbers in another game.
>>181551679
pump thighs
>>181552936
and spics stab each other all the time over king of fighters, so fucking what
>>181551376
>Former Knight of ishgard
Every elezen with an RP tag
>>181552918
too many
>>181552976
So they won't add in DPS meters, that's what.
>>181553057
it's stupid is all I'm saying
>>181552712
But im clearly a lizard girl anon
>>181553110
I agree with that. They do a lot of stupid shit, that's for certain.
>>181552683
Probably because male cats are the xiv equivalent of walking around in a trenchcoat and fedora. I cringe so fucking hard every time I see one, and they're always the worst players, without exception.
>>181552936
And people have gotten murdered over being scammed out of items in MMOs before. Doesn't mean a trading system should be banned.
>>181552978
i've moved on... in life...
>>181551902
c-call me
>>181552464
Can you do this except on my face
>>181544310
Heal her with my au ra futa dick
>>181553216
Nobody actually likes them right?
>>181549390
Good to know. Might mess around with the models again.
>doma castle
>no gay clown with poison
>no real action
>just some cunt who became what she hated and died because she was too proud
im really really disappointed with SB story so far. even the red mage and samurai class quests are weak.
>>181553301
heal me instead
>>181553301
Heal me instead please
>>181553168
>actually attempting to rp as a girl
cringe to the max
>>181553168
ugly tranny
>>181551924
not to sound like im nitpicking, but just refer to the slots that are 100% as melds, anything past that is overmelds
but yea it does get very expensive, basically where everyones gil goes at the start of a patch aside from housing
>>181551376
Is it true that youre crushing on selkie?
>>181553392
I liked the Red Mage story. I fought vampires, I discovered the truth of vampires, I discovered the source of vampires, I defeated the villain and got a cute girl as a reward
>>181544310
End it.
>>181553576
and meria
and briah
and cg
I need an MMO and I'm gonna try FFXIV for the first time, any advice and what jobs are fun
>>181553509
Better than rping futa
>>181553392
i think its great
>>181553648
Thirst lords gonna thirst. Are you surprised?
>>181553648
and fibblet
and mittens
and f'telor
and bun
>>181553576
>crushing
he was straight up hitting on her trying to get her to dump ippiki and get with him
then he got found out and ippiki bullied him off the server
>>181553798
>>181553648
wtf there are so many girls here
The tank says she's going to snusnu you after the dungeon. what do?
>>181553648
don't forget tonberry au ra
>>181553648
How many thirstlords transfered to Omega when Meria did?
>>181551409
>a whole 1%.
This is the problem when providing raw numbers That's why nobody does it. It's not the case of 1.3% versus 1.9%. It is the case of over 50% stronger benefit for a raiding party, while still have excellent damage and providing stronger defensive support.
>high skill floor
This isn't an opinion, it's fact. If you miss a button on a combo, you'll probably lose 90p. If a SMN fucks up his aetherflow stacks, he's out for 3 minutes. If a MCH is forced to drop a step, he loses 300p. The "floor" exists as a reference on how punishing a job is and how easy it is to execute it's core strategy.
Currently no other job punishes pressing a single wrong button with a 200 unrecoverable DPS loss. But it's not even about playing incorrectly. If you really want to know the dilemmas that plague a MCH who plays RIGHT but still loses at a minimum 200 of his DPS, just start here and read the post at the bottom of this message.
That 100+ dps gap that you mentioned? That was me going by the assumption that a flawless MCH played against an average BRD. In reality the gap will be higher on average due to the nature of the fights.
TL;DR
The difficulty of why MCH is in a rough place is because of the fact that it's hard to play well due to extreme execution, suffers from many circumstances of taking a loss for doing less damage, provides less raid damage than a Ninja never you mind BRD, and it's output damage is volatile, meaning that a MCH will never be a solid bet over a BRD
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/6kgee4/compiled_fflogs_dps_ranges_for_top_100_of_each_job/djm3v4a/
>>181553216
>>181553307
That's not true...
>>181553971
Wonder how two tanks got into this dungeon.
>>181553576
>>181553576
Who wouldn't crush on selkie? Aside from being almost a midget she is cute as fuck irl.
>>181553885
>bullied off the server
TOP KEK
how beta can you be mittens lmao
>>181553798
A'hl is mittens...
w h a t t h e f u g
>>181548812
this is straight up my alley
>Get AST Susano weapon finally
>19k mana
>Can't meld crit on it
>PIE would be a waste
>DET is the only other option
Fug
>>181553520
hey thats pretty mean you know.
Words can cut as deep as swords
>>181554228
Are they a thing now?
>>181553256
I said get lost, loser.
>>181554228
There are two mittens. Also girls flock to the dude for whatever reason.
>>181554350
Who is that blue goddess on the right?
>>181553576
>>181553798
>>181553648
>>181553973
its all true.... 100%... i have a sickness and it can only be cured with the blood of gamergurls... please give me your flesh, i need it
>finally hit 314
The fuck do I do now?
>>181554415
You have it backwards, he flocks to them.
>>181553971
Get snu snu'd while apologizing for doing shit damage while healer watches from the corner of the room.
Your character is beautiful btw
>>181554548
>ahl devours meria and starves to death because she's a midget skeleton
>>181553931
f'telor, mittens, fibblit, milk bun, meria, briah, kristyl, selkie, cg, kanpan
who else?
>>181554583
>Your
That's not mine. It's just a roe tank I saw in party finder.
>>181554554
Crafting or Gather. Sidequests. Hunts. Sightseeing, Motherfucking Chocobo racing, Or getting better at your rotation.
That Or just going to sleep and waking up tomorrow with a raid to do
>>181554658
Red Rivers
Who here is the cutest:
MNK
DRG
NIN
SAM
>>181554658
Iri, Rylai, Nini, Donkey Kong
Anyone else playing DRG here? I sometimes feel like I don't know what the fuck I should do when I have fucking everything up. I like how the job feels more smooth now but at the same time I think that they didn't really think the new mechanics through.
>>181553971
Respectfully decline and remind myself to queue as tank next time.
>>181554782
MCH
>>181554782
nin
>>181554798
Iri is a tranny as far as I know.
>>181554680
Really good tho, ffxiv needs more roe
>>181554554
whatever you want
>>181554867
>Iri is a tranny
Most of the vocal ones here are likely to be a tranny anyways, but that's just MMO boards in general.
>People on my server getting mad at others for selling healer and tank queues
>"You should be doing it for free to help your fellow members of this server"
Wew lad
Swimmy
>>181554782
S'eihai
Lethe
Banana
Momo
>>181554867
THEY ALL ARE
>>181554803
Job is trash. Thinking about buying a a jump potion for BLM as i've never leveled another dps.
>>181554803
4chan is not the best place to come for advice. The best players here only shitpost.
>>181544665
>Can't play loli/hebe c@'s
Is there a way to blacklist an entire account?
I have this really persistent fucker who keeps on creating new fucking characters to talk to me and blacklisting them all obviously doesn't seem to work.
>>181555110
Nah selkie, cg, meria and fibblit are real girls
>>181554658
kelly, red, serrit, karna
>>181555152
>>181555174
pretty sure mittens, milk bun and kanpan are too
>>181555167
report them
>>181555058
>Getting mad at taxi drivers for taking people places faster than they could walk
rly makes ur noggin expedite
>>181555167
Report them
Blacklist evading for harassment is a 100% permaban
>>181555132
Meh, sometimes you can actually get sound advice and the rest of the internet hasn't caught up yet either.
>>181555121
Well shit man I was thinking about leveling another job too but I really don't want to go through the suffering of the 60-70 DPS queue again.
>>181555303
they will likely get banned for a few days but unless they have a history of being reported then they wont be permabaned
>housing confirmed sometime in 4.1
this is a load off of my shoulders
>>181555426
I can guarantee you it's a permaban, I had the same issue and reported only once.
So Ahl "split" with Bun and ran off to tonberry with mittens, right?
>>181555132
Woah you take that back. If somebody opened dialogue I would happy wall of text them into submission about the optimal MCH rotation in fights down to the gauss round used
>>181555790
No one cares. By playing MCH you're by definition not doing as much as a mediocre anything else.
>>181555187
But these are all catboys
>>181555778
I don't think there was anything ever between them, she just latched onto him because she got dumped by Ippiki.
>>181555951
Good one!You wanna fight m8. I'll bop you right in the biff and wham zam you. Fuckin with me like that
>>181555986
>dumped by Ippiki
>IPPIKI
So how do you confirm that these girls are in fact girls? Don't tell me you voice chat with them...
>you will never fly half way across the world just to have sex with some girl you met online in order to mark her as yours.
Ow Oshame everyone is going to have one within a week
>>181555986
>meria been here for years
>no one has won the meria bowl
is she the iceberg that sunk the titanic?
>>181556332
with visuals
>>181556392
Red won her years ago bro.
>>181554263
>dont want to talk about it
is it cuckolding? it's cuckolding isn't it
>>181555187
But Kelly is a guy.
>>181556392
She doesn't want to date so why would there even be a competition?
>>181556332
This is kp.
>>181556362
Been there, done that multiple times, except the girl came to me. It's fun at first, but goes downhill fast after they leave.
relax in kugane
>>181556487
Ehhhh? But Kelly is a girls name! Only girls and gay singers are named Kelly! Ahahahahaha
>>181556461
Just regular old prostitution.Spoiler: It's just a character.
Is SB DRK fun? I played it a bunch in HW but it seems to be heavily reworked. I don't mind if it's a little under-tuned, but is it fun?
I want to win the kanpan bowl...
>>181556626
Oh, it's the player that's into cucking, I see!
how the fuck do i find/join a linkshell? i'm trying to find one for the ixion FATE farming
>>181556554
Going after someone supposedly unobtainable is part of the fun.
>>181555986
Hilarious that you think Bun got dumped by the pickle honestly, but that wasn't the crux of my question.
>>181556668
>is it fun
God yes. But it somehow will awaken your shitter tendencies so be careful.
>>181556332
And selkie with her cute af dog.
Thank fuck they finally did something with pvp
I'm finally willing to invest my time into this game
Although the removal of warrior stun and inner beast heals... I get raped by casters
>>181548812
o boy
I have never played Final Fantasy but would like to. What should I buy in the summer sale?
>>181556607
You're right. I'm such a big dumbie!
>>181556589
Fuck no I was out of the city of the Weebs as soon as possible
>>181556332
Several of them join group voice calls anon.
>>181554237
>Not editing the actual information out of the picture
Get the fuck out, shill.
>>181556803
Rejoice. You can rape them just as hard. Fucking latch onto one of those spell flinging faggots with holmgang and let er quad rip.
>>181556863
A voice isnt proof
Capes WHEN
>>181556941
When the last sliver of life drains from your body
>>181556756
I heard a bunch of crying about how they made DRK braindead in SB. Guessing it was unwarranted?
What the fuck do I have to do to get a savage, wild male Xaela to pin me down to the floor and breed me animalistically for hours until all my openings are filled with his musky lizard spunk?
>Y'shtola's HE outfit has her in thigh high boots and spats under a long coat and
How the fuck do you guys even walk straight?
>>181557006
A bit. They nerfed our MP regen so that hurts a lot. But I wouldn't say it's any more active than it has been before. and The Blackest Night is fucking bitching
>>181557036
Don't play a female midlander.Play mooncat.
>>181555187
Can confirm. I got all these into a voice channel and they sound like complete sluts.
>>181556768
GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG
>>181557006
DRK went from the hardest tank to the most braindead tank.
It's fun but in a completely different way, where you dark arts everything and don't care about MP management, and you hit for a million potency.
>>181548812
I have never played Final Fantasy but would like to What should I buy in the summer sale?
>>181556941
Why did you get a porn pic of moni without asking?
>>181557112
I'm a female midlander and I have to fend off male au ra on the daily. I can't for the life of me figure out why as I'm not a roleplayer and I always dress my character in modest clothing...It's a mystery!
>Nobody ever RPs characters beyond their 20s
>>181556941
Why do you force fetishes onto people like mado and spic?
>>181557241
Outside of XIV you mean?
Well there's Final Fantasy 13
13-2
Lightning Returns
And then
Final Fantasy 13 (for your friends)
13-2 (for your friends)
Lightning returns (for your friends)
And if you can I'd make a dummy steam account and by;
Final Fantasy 13
13-2
And Lightning Returns
and just give it away
>>181557036
Seconding this.
>>181556589
come relax is kumegame
>>181557089
>thigh highs and spats
got a new outfit idea in ff14 at least
>>181557442
how far into the msq is kumegame?
>>181557224
Let's marry
>>181557036
Have you tried whispering the ones that have RP in their search comment? It's not that difficult to find one willing to do such a thing to you.
>>181557604
you go to the fringes and peaks and then get bullied around to zenos before you run away like a little bitch to japan
>>181557604
after the first dungeon iirc
>>181557368
I am a male Au Ra and I have never sent anyone a tell in my life because I am scared they'll actually want to do anything with me.
What is this face trying to convey?
>>181557368
Meria...
Anybody on Moogle interested in buying a small plot in the Mist ?
>>181557241
Nothing? Anyways if it goes on sale buy 10. It was the first modern Final Fantasy. Then 8, 7. I'd play 1-2 anniversary (just 1 really) on the PSP.
After that there's 4 and the after years.
Zodiac Age also comes out in about 8 days so I'd get that too.
And if you're REALLY interested in delving into the series roots you can just run them in order over a long period of time. Since the only bad one is 2. But if you're going to play 3 for the love of god do not play the remake. They broke the difficulty in that.
i know heavensward is over but can we still purge the sickness? halone knows this thread could use it right now
>>181557368
I'm a female midlander and people rarely ever sends me tells or anything. The ones that do are either my friends who want to talk or complete weirdos...
>>181557940
What chest is that my man?
>>181557241
Loved by All: Tactics, 7, 9
Jobfags: 1, 3, 5, 10-2
Storyfags: 4, 10
Waifufags: 13
Gay: 15
>>181557845
" Your wailing cries of pain and suffering will help me sleep soundly tonight "
lalafell thighs
>>181558038
>waifufags
You will either retract that statement and apologize to the Goddess or I will be visiting you very shortly
>>181557373
>Not RPing as a late '30s borderline edgelord femRoe with maternal tendencies
Gross, dude.
Transfer to zodiark or I will chop you
>>181558038
>no ff6
spotted the millennial
also
>10-2
>not waifufags
>>181557373
>Can be anything you want in a fantasy world
>Wanting to be ugly or an old hag
post cringe
i need to cringe
>>181558027
the 50 pvp body, lionliege specifically
the drk and war versions look the same with minor variations in colour
>>181558186
You couldn't tell he was a millenial by
>beloved by all 7 and 9
> 9
Fucking 9
Anyone want to have something nice said about their character?
>>181557653
I'm afraid that ship has sailed, little one...
>>181558145
I need to make a character on Zodiark and meet my spearmaiden wife. When should we do this?
>>181558257
Try the mirror, chump
>>181558308
>I'm afraid that ship has sailed
Yeah. The Titanic
>>181558275
ya
>>181557851
{Have stuff to do, gotta go!}
Really though, that's not me. I recieve tells a few times a day but it's not exclusively male au ra or anything! That'd be a bit scary.
>>181557845
"I feel like I need to sneeze but I'm not sure."
>>181557790
Don't be scared! Most people are friendly and polite. I sometimes send people tells if I like their glamour or recognize them from dungeons or such and I always end up having a nice little chat with them.
>>181557985
It's okay, I'd send you a tell. I'm sure people who happen to be in your area are just shy or unsociable.
>>181558275
Uhmmm, how do I know you won't just bully me
>>181548812
This feels silly.fun silly
>>181558186
>>181558038
>10-2 and LR
>not the two best FFs along with crisis core
Nah fuck outta here.
>>181557985
midlanders are cute..
>2/3 of your party members are braindead
>slowest dungeon of your life
>trade hugs with the other competent party member at the end
>commend them
>You received a player commendation!
Thank you for understanding my pain.
>>181558038
7 is shit, not as shit as 8, but still shit. 5, 6 and 9 are nice games, 13 is shit, 15 is gay, 2 is easily forgotten, 3 is good, 12 is okay
>>181558379
>this insult
you sure did exactly what they asked for, nice work
>>181558259
Guessing its not available to PLD then?
>>181558468
i bet you unironically like kingdom hearts 2
The spick is lurking...
>>181558512
>insult
With skin this thin I'm afraid your skeleton will slip free, loser.
>>181558275
>>181558387
post pump
>>181558583
How about take your illiterate ass and go lurk on dictionary.com
>>181558439
>>181558439
>>181558439
THIS
you can't fool me!
>>181558275
There's nothing good about my character though.
>>181557112
What if I do?
>>181558534
Not him but Lionliege is pld specific, bearliege is for war and lynxliege is drk specific
>>181558606
>implying it wasnt an insult
ah yes, anyone with eyes could see it was a compliment, i should have known
So i'm thinking going BLM just to wear wolfliege leggings + shisui bottoms. Can anyone tell me if the job is actually any fun?
>>181558406
That might be true, but being shy myself makes it worse!
how do i force square to fix my problem
it cannot be hard to add a player to a grand company.
its been a month, there has to be a way. is constantly opening tickets a way? i dont want to be annoying but if it will resolve it..
>>181558785
Yes, you should have known. No stop wasting my time, dweeb.
>>181558454
post the imgur of your coms
>>181558387
>>181558630
Cute but very lewd
>>181558439
I'm going to nice bully your head off uhmmmposter.
>>181558723
Well, what server are you on?
>>181558606
>>181558848
cringe
>>181558840
Are you sure your GC isn't full my friend? Anyways you'll just have to actually call somebody. Though it should be solvable by a GM if it's something simple so I would start there.
>>181548812
incoming mean replies
>>181557395
Lightning is precious
>>181557940
you've got a new voidsent. you don't need to endure the vileness of this thread anymore.
Reminder that true strength comes from respecting women
>>181558275
>>181558943
GRAND COMPANY
i have completed the immortal flames quest
no marks, no pvp, no huntjng logs
>>181558653
i'm not sure what that is
>>181559059
>Lightning is precious
You and I, anon. We're going to go places
Friendly reminder that playing healer does not make you gay.
post cringers
bonus points if not female cat or lizard
>>181559116
ICK. How in the fuckity fuck do they fuck something like that up. Well good news the patch tonight should probably have bug fixes or something
>>181559059
what a cute au ra
>>181559158
Hey man whatever you gotta do to rationalize your homosexuality.
Does anyone else hate Lyse?
>>181559310
Second only to how much I hate you
>>181559310
many do, i wouldnt be surprised if the majority
>>181559268
thanks :-3
>>181559121
>that dick bulge
futa fags are the worst
>>181559310
>is given a perfectly logical explanation
>NANDE DESU KA
>loud fist clenching
>>181559059
kiko is cute
>>181553971
Pop Regen and Medica II and hope she last less than 18 seconds.
>>181559541
Lyse is only good as an onahole.
Do you think ERP could bloom, even on a battlefield...?
>>181559792
That's too high of an honor
>>181559876
shut up tyrone, you dont even erp
>>181559121
Moar
>>181547654I tire of this charade
>>181559876
Only on Seal Rock
>>181558864
i dont wanna
>>181559310
i want yda back
hey, MCH is awesome with all this shooting. lots of fucking buttons that you have to press all the time
>>181558902Balmung
>>181560009
一通り装備もそろい、スキル回しも安定してきましたが、極を周回しているとやはり火力の低さが目につきます。
野良で遊んでいる頃は、みんな模索中だったこともあり、装備にも格差があったので、そこまで気になりませんでしたが、固定で遊ぶようになると、火力差は歴然ですね。
特に極スサノオはギミック回避を頻繁に行わなくてはならないこともあり、遠隔にはかなり有利なコンテンツだと思いますが、それでさえまったく歯が立たないのが現状です。
また、やはりワイルドファイアの変更は気になります。
現状ではリキャストが早くなり、スキル回しも簡易化、バフタイミングの調整も容易になりましたが、それでも他ジョブと比べれば、扱いにくく敷居の高いスキルだと感じます。
個人的には、3.0環境では、ここにすべてをかける楽しさ=機工士の楽しさだと感じていましたし、扱いにくいけど頑張っただけ、それに応えてくれるジョブだったと感じていました。
ところが現状では、どれだけ詰め込んでも、ダメージは他職の3コンボ目のダメージ程度しかでなくなり、使用する機会が多くなったことで、毎回リキャストごとにきっちりと使うのも難しいです。
機工士の爽快感はなくなってしまったな…というのが正直な気持ちです。
また工夫の余地が少ないためか、お菓子を片手に適当にやっても、大きくDPSが変わることもなくなり、頑張る価値があるのか少し疑問を感じているところです。
またシナジー系も弱体化され、相対的にシナジーが強化された近接とほとんど変わりがなくなってしまいました。
このジョブで運営側は何をさせようとしているのか、どんなコンセプトで設計されたのか、知りたいところです。
How do you deal with angry tanks ?
>>181554658
Kroe and Isa, don't know if Isa plays anymore.
>>181559881
>Not leaping on top of Lyse as she sings to the other Ala Mhiggers to facefuck her infront of the crowd
WoL runs this town
>>181558371
Any time you want! I'm gonna be awake for another hour
>>181560075
Stop running ahead and pulling mobs for no reason.
>>181560075
Anti-tank mines
>>181559310
I didn't hate her but damn I found her boring
>>181559983
>>181559063
dont you get it yet
dont you understand???
i need them all
>>181560009
Finally another believer. Welcome to the gospel. May you never accidentally overheat
Honestly, the Imperials are right.
>>181560075
Like this
>>181557191
Get a load of my dog
>>181560075
If your tank is angry you get your DPS to suck his (her) dick. If none will suck, replace them until tank is happy.
>>181557395
Miss Claire Farron is cute!
>>181560219
kys
Where is that one lala
>>181560257
Hold up now, heathen. You have not yet earned that right
>>181560293
shito kumer
How sweaty do you think M'naago gets wearing that heavy coat in the desert sun?
post pumplanders
>>181560098
Name a spot where you'll wait in Gridania, I'll go and make a lil' copy of my lizard then! Makes things a bit easier.
>>181560154
don't become the very man you hate. don't become... the pickle. one is all you need.
>Tank trains a shit ton of mobs
>is able to hold for awhile but Healer is clearly struggling
>DPS pulling aggro from tank
>everyone dies
>Tank starts yelling at Healer
>>181560293
i am a one lala
>>181560137
Best part of the quest, hands downat least in my opinion
>>181560485
>i am a one lala
Yeah. The bad one
>>181560137
Please. Just go. Go. Please.
>>181560531
That is reserved for hyper meme lalas with pompadours and face paint
>>181560437
>tanks that don't make sure they only do a single pool at the start so that they know their limitations with their DPS and healer
Shit trash tanks
>>181560502
I immediately knew what was going on when I saw"I tire of this charade"It needed more characters to fight tho
Everyone please post your CUTE characters for me to ogle over.
>>181560437
>tanks that pull the tow dogs before wraith despite 3targets being a DPS loss for all non-RDM classes as far as AoE is concerned
>>181560531
why do you say hurtlful words
do i put the murder on him....
>>181560406
conjurer's guild, i'll be like 10 minutes
>>181560763
ごめん
So how good or bad is WAR? I do like the Defiance perk, being able to have a bunch of damage and health, anything I need to know?
>>181560735
>>181560735
>tfw you find your character cute but still afraid of posting here
>>181560712
When your mouth goes underwater like that, do you go*glub glub*
Anyone have a link to the pretty ACT overlay that got posted a few days ago? I forgot to set it up now I'm really regretting it. A guide would be nice too... I think I saw Guffy using it idk
>>181560735
cute not included
>>181560075
I tell them to leave and let me tank if they don't stop bitching.
>it's a 'tank ignores ranged mobs' episode
>>181560689
Those we got were the most "memorable" I guessWhen the fuck are we going to become the villain of the story and have every GC and scion turn on us?
>>181560961
https://github.com/ezsoftware/OverlayPlugin-Compiler/releases
>>181561052
You want ME to stop doing what I'm doing to build threat on something that requires ME to use. You have a knockback don't you? How about you use it. You should be happy I even blessed you with my presence for this dungeon.
is sushi pumpman the pump poster?
>>181560689
Fuck off you disgusting unlovable piece of shit.
>>181561274
How about you fuck off you cuck-produced abandoned unloved shistain
>>181560735
>hesitate because what if nobody thinks I'm cute and therefore I'm posting an off topic reply
Spike, from Buffy the vampire slayer.
>>181561367
delete this.
I seriously hope Sandcat never stops posting here, seeing Chemo be so obsessed about him makes me laugh so hard.
>>181560872
Well, I'm not sure what you mean by perk. Your health is buffed but your damage is nerfed by 20% so you're doing 1/5 less damage than usual.
Currently WAR is the worst tank -at endgame- because they have to work too hard for damage and have no support unlike the others. Still a good choice for running dungeons quickly i guess, they have a lot of AOE output and even moreso when you get the second stance at 52.
Dungeons barely count as content though so consider leveling up PLD and/or DRK as well.
>>181560735
>>181560061But of course.
>>181561079
When they realize we are a primal, maybe.
>>181561347
>posting Remilia
stoppppppp
>>181561469
We'reTHEprimal
>>181560154
that is a nice glamour set
>>181561367
I don't know why or how I confused him and Angel
I wanna namechange
>>181560883
>>181561347
Sometimes you have to post first and then think about what you're doing after the fact.
>>181561558
The coolest names I've seen all belong to Japanese niggas
>>181560735
>>181560735
>>181561437
Are you a savage Xaela on Balmung too?
>hate on SAM
>play it
>its fucking great fun
no... NO
send HELP
>>181561569
>tfw the first person to get a dyable version of this set on the market board will make more money than you can possibly hold on a single character
>>181560735
Me on the right
>>181560073
mate pls I know Japanese only katakana
AND LANGUAGE OF MY GUN
>>181560414
but my gamergirl dungeon has so many more open spots...
>>181559121
THAT'S A HUGE DICK
>>181561693
I could be.
>>181561741
Why would I save you from Fun.
>>181561779
But does the set not have like 3-4 different versions? Will we ever get a dyeable version of this set actually?
>>181561792
Cute au ra post more
>>181560735
>>181561779
>this outfit in metallic dye
no thanks
>>181561792
I'm finna make you like the one on the left you post my pic again
Who's your favorite new minion and why is it Lil Ivon?
>>181561469
We don't sap the lands aether so no one would care even if we were a primal (we're not).
>>181562083
I still am touring the world with my Anima.
>>181561816
Will you rank them from least to most sane?
>>181560735no bulli
>>181560928I. Hate. You.
>>181561816
do you keep meria in a hamster ball?
>>181560735
im cute
>>181561909
>tsundere Xaela
Dotharl detected
Should I fanta to female midlander or sunseeker so people like me?
>>181562152
gross
>>181562131
they're all insane, the real question is the degree of the insanity. which is most likely to wake you up in the middle of the night with a swing of a hammer to your junk in an attempt to remove the sin from your body
>>181562343
yeah
>>181561916
because I wanted to be a special snowflake and play MNK
>>181560437
>Tank taking tremendous damage from 2 mob pull, healing him a full time job
>Can't hold aggro on more than 2 mobs
>DPS takes less damage than him
>Gets adventurous and pulls a set, runs gets a second set
>Dies instantly when the mobs reach him
>"Sorry I'm kinda rusty"
>I don't get a single commendation for suffering through healing that that run
>>181562201
is this the game we're playing
>>181562421
healing is one of the most thankless jobs in the game
>>181548812
I did the thing
>>181546158
Its pretty retarded how Yoshi expects OT to not use STR accs when VIT is worthless to offtanks if the Trials are any indication.
>>181562629
Nonsense, I get all 3 commendations 50% of them time in dungeons.
DPS is by FAR the most thankless and expendable job.
>>181560735
Fresh out, but do you accept cute scenery?
>>181562649
CRINGE
>>181552369
>the thancred dialogue in the free space
I laughed
>>181560735
Cute not guaranteed.
>>181562421
>leveling RDM in Sirensong
>tank is pulling big at first and properly using cooldowns but still ends up dropping because the WHM is doing next to nothing
>"sorry guize i'm pretty drunk lol"
>sigh and remap Vercure to something more comfortable
>two comms after the run from presumably the tank and other DPS after effectively solo-healing the dungeon after the first boss.
What's the mindset behind playing while so bombed out of your gourd that you can't perform your role properly?
does anyon on gilgamesh want a castaway chocobo minion preferrably to keep please dont sell it i tried my harddest to get it
>>181562649
fucking cringe
>>181560735
>>181560735
I'll have to post mine later. You like modest, brown girl healers?
>>181563224
ya
>>181563224
I would, where do you want to meet?
>>181560735
>>181560735
Please validate my shitposting.
>>181563195
>Bombed out of your gourd
There's your fucking answer
>Kirito Uchiha
>Noctis Lucis
>Claire Lightning
>Squayl Leonheart
>Seifer Leonheart
>Squual Leonheart
>Noctis Leonheart
>Bob Leonheart
>Leonheart Leonheart
>Heartleon Leonheart
>>181562348
Iexpected that
>>181563224
Didn't sandcat want one?
>>181563329
where are you im give it to you
>>181563367
they asked first but if i get another i will post about it again ill try to get another as soon as poisiuble
>>181563312
>modest
>brown girl
does not compute
>>181563491
Almost all of those are on Cerberus
Everyone please post your FEMALE characters for me to cringe over.
>>181563479
How rough was ippiki in bed?
>>181563556
It will.
>>181563549
the lochs instance 1, can you make it there? if not i can go wherever you are
>>181562794
With roulette queues like what we have now you're darn skippy DPS are expendable
>>181563582
eyepatch ;)
Are my edges within acceptable levels?
>>181563582
>slut glam
>player is shit
i want you to guess how many wipes because this fucker cant not stand in the bad stuffit was 5
Help I can't stop walking into aoes and my healers hate me.
>>181562649
>not a single mention of taxi driving
Fake news
>>181563224
>>181563742
Post how it looks!
>>181563935
No, and you look like a dude. I had to squint to confirm female.
>>181560735
>>181563479
you can have my pity (you) if you really want it~ i just have so many now
>Get into dungeon
>Tank asks before overpulling
Please do this, it's very nice.
>>181564051
are those level 50 accessories
>Susanoo Ex
>players barely scrap the 3k
How
I just wanted anons to do Susano with while watching the first episodes of the new anime season
>>181564164
Just expect it every run and get mad when it doesn't happen.
>He still browses 24/7
>Still not EB'd
>Still a thirstlord and creeplord
>Still forcing his fetishes
What a damn shame.
>>181564265
holy shit nobody cares you autist youve been spelling susano with two o's all morning
I've been trying to put together a new glamour. How am I doing?
>>181561816
pls a'hl. i just want what's best for you after you called ippiki out on his shit and cucked him. you're my hero.
>>181564265
new players
recent returners who quit
poor gear
jump potion user
new to the instance
moving for mechanics/turned by mechanics
dying constantly/weakness
>>181564164
I wish more tanks would over pull. A lot of them are too pussy to do so.
If I don't have time to Holy and you're not dead then you're fine.
>>181563742
i havent been to lochs yet im
at rhalgrs reach just stay around the aetheryte and ill giv it to you
>>181564076
>>181564393
While I'm sure its fine, I personally don't like it. Subjective.
>>181564265
2.8k to 3.2k is the average anon.
>>181564164
sweets a best honey erp like this would be great
>>181564393
seems alright but that scarf should be white
>>181564461
>hitting on someone's girlfriend and getting rejected is "cucking" now
hahaha
WHOOOBHERE
>>181564335
>he still tracks his posting habits 24/7
>he's still autistic enough to stalk someone on 4chan
>he still doesn't have him filtered so he never has to see him again, insisting on being indignantly angry on 4chan
>>181564393
Maybe darker blue pants or lighter blue shirt? Makes them compliment though. Atm the same color looks good but I can see you getting really bored of it the second you enter a blue-ish area or head out at night.
>>181564265
make a private lobby in Aether and carry me.
>>181564575
What do you expect from underage 4chan users?
>>181564575
>this is what ippiki actually believes
>>181564551
>sweets a best honey erp like this would be great
I'd be more than happy to oblige but unless you're on Hyperion rip
>>181564575
my sweet summer child...
>>181561816
You and mittens dating now?
Did you move to tonberry with her?
Where did you go?
How do I initiate erp?
>>181564971
"futa?"
[18:57]You can now summon the castaway chocobo chick minion.
ty lala
>>181564051
You know what's equally as bad? Healers withgirlynames.
I've had this happen to me like 5 times in a row now on any kind of roulette where they have multiple healer classes leveled but can't keep a tank up if they pull more than one pack. How?
Not to talk shit on thegirlsI've had on my raids, but damn, yougirlshave a bad rep to fix.>inb4ow,theedge
>>181564895
yeah he moved to NZ already and she's laid a clutch of eggs behind a rock somewhere
>>181562649
I think you're cute
>>181562024
Best Raen
>enter dungeon
>no one says a single word
>run through
>kill final boss
>no one says a single word, instantly disbanded
woah... mmorpg...
>>181564895
tonberry au ra already has a special someone. he's over on tonberry though, yes.
>>181563913
that was a good cringe
>when you get on the tower on kugane
I am great bros.
>>181565236
Do we know who? Because I know she talks to a lot of folks who are very "friendly" with her.
>>181565229
>Try to strike up a conversation
>Someone calls you a nerd or you get kicked
>>181564971
Hey bb u want sum fuk
How does one findERPon cerby?
>>181565057
whats considered a girly name?
>>181565229
this freaks me out all the time. what's wrong with people?
Can we use centurio to upgrade the dungeon gear ?
what are they for I forgot?
why do all the fem midlander voices suck?
>>181565294
u are like a tiny baby
>someone pms you if you'd like to join a guild
>stop moving and pretend to be afk
>>181565406
nice toaster
>>181565406
Going through the motions nigga. You ain't never gonna see them again and you ain't got time to sit and chat.
>>181564815
nope, mateus
>>181565170
p-pls she isn't thaat cute, but I do feel she's the cutest of my characters
>>181565390
All RP in your search info or a slightly lewd and suggestive comment
>>181565394
Waffle Slaper
>>181565406
It's just what modern themepark mmos are like. No one actually wants to socialize.
WoW changed hard when it got the dungeon finder during wotlk.
You used to talk to people, bond and even make a name for yourself and have some fun adventures when forming parties for dungeons. You might even run into some enemies and who knows what went down then.
Then it all changed. Enter queue, get in, say nothing, finish, leave.
I wouldn't even be surprised if most wow players nowadays couldn't find the actual entrance to most dungeons on the map.
>>181565348
>things that never happened
>>181565057
>assume players with girl names are actually women
lol
>>181565229
>enter dungeon
>one or more people call you adorable and /pet you
wtf ih ate this
>>181565648
shirou..
>frontlines
>see this
could he be... is he alive!?
>>181565057
>Waffle Slaper making fun of anyones name
Jej
>tfw autistic and hate talking to people and love the modern MMO world where everyone treats each other like NPCs
>do literally NOTHING except for main story quest
>still outpace it level-wise
This triggers me
>>181565715
>>181565494
I think my F Midlander's voice is pretty cute. Especially her laugh.
>>181565229
>enter dungeon
>everybody says a greeting
>run through
>kill boss
>everybody says goodbye or waves
Sucks to be EU
>>181564551
>>181564621
How's this? Shirt can't get much lighter than Sky Blue, so I made the pants darker. You can't dye the scarf, so I tried a Rainbow Ribbon.
>>181565332
>gamer girl surrounded by 'friendly' orbiters
surprise
>>181565567
ehh, that's pretty dismal. I do my best to talk to people in game. Its fun, and you never know who you might meet!
maybe I'm just joyfully oblivious to how MMOs are, but I take the Multiplayer aspect very seriously!
>>181565851
Thats not gonna last long
>>181565851
Oh how you're going to miss that little sprout.
>>181565909
there is a better rainbow ribbon than the yellow, check platinum scarf of casting
>>181563982
I want to choke on your cock
>>181565425
No, its assumed that the clan logs you can buy with them will be used to upgrade your tome gear, as you could buy Sands of Time with clan seals in the past.Thats my guess anyways, I just hit 70 the other day. Also mount speed upgrades i guess.
>>181566205
Alright, thanks.
>>181564265
I can only do around 2,8-3,1 and most I have seen too. unless they had already lakshmi acc and susano weapon
What kind of stats should I aim for on WAR? Is Skillspeed worth bothering with?
>>181566356
You're a tank, so you're shit out of luck on Direct Hit from gear, so all of your melds should be DH.
As far as other stats, unless you can get +1800CRT from gear, just get DET instead as a priority. Otherwise CRT > DET > SS
>>181566356
lol
everything other than crit and direct hit is worthless
>>181566162
Oh?
>>181566467
Tenacity is garbage then? So much for the parry replacement.
does that loud mouthed shitter guy with the fucked up spine still post here?
>>181566583
it replaces parry in the sense that it's the new garbage stat you avoid lol
>>181566583
At the moment, DET and TEN numbers are only at an estimate. Given uncertainty, TEN is either about as good as DET or slightly worse.
Last shit I saw was DET is 170 to 190 per % and TEN is between 180 to 220 per %
Until the autists narrow those numbers down more, you could even say that TEN may be just as good as DET.
>>181566569
i want to worship your girlcock
>>181566569
please allow me the honor
Has anyone figured out the secondary stat priority on BRD? Obviously crit is the best, always and forever, but what about det and direct hit? And is skill speed useless now that we don't cast?
i'm starting to hate pvp
>>181566817
Direct Hit is so stupidly powerful that you may want to consider it your priority once your critical hit % is high enough to reliably proc perfect pitch three times.
>>181566754
desu tenacity is probably slightly worse but provides additional mitigation
>>181566775
>>181566807
W-wowie. What server(s) are you on anyway?
Does this game get more fun at high levels?
>>181566862
>queue for pvp
>nothing but RDM+SAM shitters and palacucks trying to level
>queue for dungeons
>nothing but RDM+SAM shitters and palacucks trying to level
I wish to be dead on my kansas rocket
>>181566915
THE GAMERMASTER STRIKES AGAIN
What mining things should I farm for collectible turn ins while leveling that I can keep farming nonstop and not the timed ones?
>>181548812
Since I had DF penalty, figured why not
>>181567015
Midgardsormr.
>>181567031
yes
>>181565951
>woman has male friends
>ORBITERS!!!!
Come on.
>>181567078
I want to nibble your ears
>>181567078
That is surprisingly rather cute. Did not expect that.
>>181567310
None of them are her "friends" though, they all thirst after her endlessly.
Ah'l being a big fucking case in point.
>>181567310
>dudes who make alts of her fav race and pose around her shirtless
>not orbiters
>>181567078
>no mention of liking diapers
>>181567078
where are the daipers
>>181567523
>>181567523
sorry, a tad early, but whenever ready anon
>>181567491
>>181567539
What does ones fetish have to do with this chart?
>>181567464
Who?
>>181567037
I feel you bro.
I'm levelling SMN/SCH but I can't do anything as SMN besides PVP as every DPS queue is clogged with SAM/RDM.
Not too fond of SCH but eh, it's getting 2 classes up.
You got this anon.
>>181567583
>being this early just to get your shitty pastebin out
Imagine being so fucking petty and pathetic, god damn
>>181567583
Ysara why....
>>181567665
ippiki for one
>>181548812
Sorry I'm boring
>>181550341
Which rapier is that?
>>181567464
Pretty sure she stopped all that because of this reason right here >>181567424
. You only ever see her in screenshots with her bff now.
Why must I suffer this mortal affliction called sleep.
I just want to play.
>>181548812
>forgot to clear join in progress before queuing for trials
>time elapsed 41 minutes
Oh boy
All the other melee do such big numbers and dragoon has all of its damage locked behind life of the dragon
>>181568195
Replied to wrong post before. It's augmented Shire with no dye.
>>181569518
That had better be Shinryu. Tell me that was Shinryu.
>>181570586
It was and we cleared it easy next pull. Not sure what there problem was. Just new people getting used to it I guess.
I feel retarded, I can't seem to stop fucking up susanoo's thunder cloud thing. I know if it's front or back, I'm supposed to just go left or right, but I get confused when it's not either of those.