/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station in terrorist town

>Same "Last time on" segment
It's getting old, Quentin.

second for vox erp

LAST TIME ON SS13G
>lifeweb pedophiles
>static shills
>ERP furfags who won't stay in containment
>/pol/ invasion

>hear about Urist
>look it up
>seems okay at first
then
>4 players
>gametype:extended
>not even "secret"
>rules: No use of racial slurs, offensive terms, and hate speech (this includes "faggot"). Doing so will get you kicked at the very least.
swing and a miss

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>bus squad of organ harvesters
>admin spends like 10 minutes setting us up
>objective is to abduct and steal organs
>tells us it's gonna be announced to crew that we're coming in
>gives us like one normal egun to each, two ion pistols for all 5 of us and one emag
>crew wipes us out in under 2 minutes

Mustard, if you're gonna make us go in loud, give us proper equipment. You know how those people are.

>>181451375
At the very least you'd need hand teles for immediate getaways

>>181451375
yeah, felt bad for assblasting you fellas even though you were there to do that too us, station was on high alert after xeno and wiz

>>181450807
It's light rp, not low rp thank you very much

>>181451310
>waaaaha, i can't use mean words
Oh boo fucking hoo you stupid shit. This is why nobody likes /vg/ players, because they pitch an autistic fit when someone says they're not allowed to be dickheads.

>>181451375
Did he at least give you the organ harvester tool for quick and easy harvesting?

>>181451310
If you go into somebody else's house, you follow their rules. Maybe it sucks but it's just the way of things.
Urist is incredibly pleasant but it is definitely not /vg/, so don't go in expecting that, I guess.

>>181451698
of course, not that we had even the most remote chance of using it

>>181451685
>>181451701
you god-damn niggerfaggots

>>181451375
I should've geared you guys up more strongly but I honestly didn't think the shuttle door would be bolted the moment I sent the announcement. Like you guys landed on station and I hit send announcement, how fast they reacted activated my almonds, especially the AI with door crushing.

It was a good lesson for me although I am sorry you guys got fuggered like that.

>>181451897
Well fiddlesticks to you too, poop face.

>>181451962
touche, space-kike.

>>181451962
This hurts my feelings

>>181451698
Yeah, we all got one each.

The captain got what he deserved.

buildan is real comfy, never realised how fun such a menial task could be until I put myself on cleanup duty after monoliths

>>181452467
What he do

>nobody got banned
rly mks u thnk

Why don't we have centcom trials instead of post-game admin deliberation?

>>181452554
Less log-friendly

>>181452612
Maybe there can be a way to double-log messages sent by admins over all channels? Or display admin messages on a specific channel at that time?

>>181451685
GEE FAGGOT I WONDER WHY THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR PLAYERS. It's almost like every server for every fucking game that goes out of their way to be a bunch of faggot fucking virtue signalers strangle the fun out of a thing to the point NOBODY SHOWS UP. They hate ANYTHING fun because they are miserable cunts that want nothing more than power because they're all fucking grabblers and wannabe pariahs.

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>>181452467
If whoever catbeasted him gets banned we riot

>>181452542
Captain let a bunch of people die to rods and hull breaches because "we build" on a station well beyond repair
Then as soon as someone suggested to steal the captain's ID and call it, told the AI to call it since HE was in danger.
Also used the SoC on someone in shuttle, claiming they were on crit when they weren't.

If anything that should be a head ban for comdom.

>>181452554
More work for the admins, would make post round investigations slower than they are now

>>181452886
>why they only have four players
Because they're an offshoot community based out of Bay12, designed to replace Baystation since Baystation is to Bay what TG is to /tg/; No real relation beyond name.
Also, you're a fucking sperg and I doubt anyone particularly enjoys playing with you.

>>181452886
You're aware that /vg/ is the only server that DOES allow this stuff, right?

>Plapatin comes back and immediately starts behaving like a fucking retard
I give him a week or two.

>>181452896
IC issue

>>181453274
He's been back for a month. Every time somebody gets unbanned you fucks say they'll be banned again in a week.

You've been wrong every time
>plapatin
>zenny
>carsh
>solarious
>rin (soon)
>digitalis

>>181453714
aren't the bottom 4 banned?

not sure about solarious but carsh, rin and digitalis are

>>181453714
whatever zenny/carsh/solarious/rin/digitalis

How do I climb on tables?

>>181454021
drag self onto it

>>181453785
when carsh got unbanned and put on probation everyone said he'd be banned again in like 2 weeks. he didn't get banned for another 3 months.
thread shitposts BTFO

>>181454146
you still got banned though, carsh

>>181454146
>thread said he'd get banned
>he did
>hurr durr ur wrong

ok anon.

>>181454146
>check ban page
>he's banned

i don't care when, all i care is that the nigger's gone

Reminder that Rin did nothing wrong

>7 monoliths in a 1 hour 30 shift
>first monolith at 1 hour 12 minutes in

really tinko'd my winko

Was Carsh even good at medbay for all the bitching he did about it?

>>181454378
he was shit, all he could do was powergame to the extreme
pick paramedic for free hardsuit, smash windows into chemistry, hack surgery just because you don't want to pick doctor

>>181454230
>>181454241
>>181454254
im not carsh and im glad he's banned again but the thread does overreact and expect the worst from people. most people improve and wont get banned again.
>>181454378
he was bad

>>181454598
>>181454709

So he couldn't play medbay.
He bitched medbay was shit.
Instead of getting good at medbay and making the medbay less shit he just continued playing like a shitter?

lmfao

A lot of people in medbay are fairly competent and have taught me a lot.
I'm still not the best I'm getting better.

>>181454348
>monolith
what

>>181454598
also constant "stealing" patients, I mean, for example guy with liver damage comes, you take him for scan and then for surgery and suddenly Carsh the paramedic would come in, drag the guy to scanner again and then try to do surgery himself.

>>181454709
>improve
>yesterday plapatin kept chasing a MoMMI for half an hour trying to flash it, just to get zased and shocked

>>181454974
multi tile rod, hyper monoliths destroy floors

>>181455176
Yeah, that's called quality roleplay. He was roleplaying a severe autist with a mommy obsession since his mother abandoned him to an orphanage.

>>181455349
Oh, those monoliths.

>>181453714
Rin isn't getting unbanned. They are banned from any server which is similar to /vg/ and has shown time and time again they don't change.
No one will unban them unless they manage like 6 months on a high RP server with frequent connections without any incident.
Digitalis isn't coming back either.
Carsh will just fuck up again in the future, this is like his third time in a year, he never learns.
Solarious is still the same but they've just learnt to hide themselves better.
Zenny has just always been shit and got away with it because he has a somewhat likeable personality.
Plapatin is a dumb kid and shows time and time again he doesn't learn either.
People don't change, just sometimes they find out how to fly under the radar better than before. In the end it catches up with them.

>>181455771
People can and do change. But not a lot do.

>>181456015
Of course they can, problem is when every time they get unbanned / in server they repeat the same behavior / actions they were banned for to begin with
How many times are you going to invite the guy that deflates the ball when he gets it to play ball with you guys?

>>181455771
>people don't change
>several people on that list have changed a lot since being unbanned

>>181456015
In the age of the internet people purposefully seek out those who are too like-minded that they stagnate. No one challenges them and the ones that do, they run back to the ones that don't and use them as an excuse to ignore the challenge.
Shit like this has made people forget how to constructively argue and debate and instead resort to ad hominems and sheer laziness.
Apologises for the bit of the rant but I see it too much on places like twitter and reddit that it has me vexed today.

NEXT PERSON TO SAY 'FUCK YOU DUNY' GETS 500 POMFCOINS

FUCK YOU DUNY

>>181457341
DUCK YOU FUNY

>>181457381
you did it now just gimme your ckey and i'll fax it to ya

>>181457492
pomf123

>>181457564
sent
if I were you, I'd buy the vulpakanin race unlock ;)

>>181456871
I've seen such things happen before, it's kind of sad.

>>181457889
what if i told you i already have it?;)

>>181458041
oh man
you must be a good player to have THAT already

>>181458146
a REALLY good player.

>>181457892
I see it a lot. I think I'm lucky to end up with the group of friends I have. We have only minor similarities but still enjoy each others company and can argue on topics without it leaving a bad taste in anyones mouth. There's a level of respect of each others opinions that the conflicts don't cause any long term damage.
I stumble from community to community a lot because I'm a social chameleon and I love meeting new, fresh people for those kind of interactions. But too many times have I just... walked into a hugbox where anything minorly against their code is ousted.

>>181452913
I think this is fine: BECAUSE they are slow, it doesn't matter HOW SLOW they are so long as it's entertaining.
A possible angle is if you actively want input from other users as to that person's behavior and to what punishment they should suffer. This can help admins make decisions that are consistent with the population and possibly reduce the instances with those shitmins who do bullshit like "did you do X? No, I did Y and here's the log to prove it. Oh, OK, don't do it again. Sure. [banned for doing X]" or only looking at one side of the story and not even bwoinking the other guy before banning, or actively defending one side by aggressively attacking the other and refusing to hear anything (suggesting a live metaclub), etc.
But overall it would really just be for flavor, as an alternative to bomberman.

>>181455771
>Rin isn't getting unbanned
Wrong.
>Digitalis isn't coming back
Check back in a month.
>Carsh will just fuck again in the future
Doubtful.
>Solarious is still the same
False.
>Zenny has just always been shit
Untrue.
>Plapatin is a dumb kid
Slander.

>>181459756
Hello plapatin. Bored of your legos already?

>>181458784
That would most likely be why I see it less than you do. Not one for searching for people, although meeting and interacting with new people can be nice.
Keep those friends close, sounds like you've formed a real bond with them.

>receive variety of powers with which to mess with station and achieve antagonist goals, coupled with a high command position
>lol purge/antimov and hide in corner until shuttle call
Remove every goddamn anime hair for the love of christ

>>181460229
Some of their law uploads were amusing, like uploading KEEPER to the AI, but Antimov is dull as shit.

>>181460229
they live for the infamy of being everyone's least favorite player

>>181459756
>>Rin isn't getting unbanned
>Wrong.
It aint happening bud

>>181459756
I don't think you know who half of these people actually are.

How the hell do you jury-rig a fire suit? I swear I've tried every combination of materials and tools.

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>>181459756
>plauge not on this list yet of banned retards
So, when are we gonna finally get rid of this attention whoring fag?

>>181460584
two blankets, cable coils and a gas mask plus a fire helmet

>>181460649
The time has passed, no one did anything when he was at peak so it's too late.

Bay diona sprites when?

>>181460584
Space blanket from a medkit, wire to hold it in place. Same with the gas mask, but add a red hardhat afterwards

>>181461619
What's different?

>>181455771
Which one was Solarious again?
Was that the gabby person that was always scouring the logs like an autist in search of ban valids?

>>181461821
Instead of a tree they look like several nymphs stuck together

>>181461920
Aren't they mechanically several nymphs together and can split?

>>181461920
Sounds a lot cooler than what we've got.

>>181461898
Yeah that's Gabby.

>>181461898
Was is the keyword

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>>181459756
>Solarious is still the same
>False.

>>181462134
>>181462207
When did they get banned and why?
Couldn't find shit in the ban requests forum.

>>181462292
They kept dragging up month old drama while on a self requested ban and filling the thread and Pains PMs with it. Pain got fed up with it and banned him for being a nuisance to the community.

Then unbanned him 3 months later without saying a word and then admitting him doing so was a mistake but left it as is.
The entire time they were banned they stayed in the thread to stir stuff and post the same attentionwhorey stuff, which they carried on doing even when appearence banned and they still make posts trying to draw attention to them sometimes.

>>181462292
It's in the past now, everyone has moved on. Was a rule 0 ban for being a huge bitch.

>>181462631
Jesus.
What a fucking tumor.

>>181462778
The best part is that they tricked people into thinking they changed.

>>181462861
If you think there hasn't been a change you're silly. Compare now to just before Mr pain's ban.

People can change, not instantly and entirely overnight but gradually they can improve. Nobody is perfect but people can get better (and worse)

>>181463278
Now they've just learnt their shit won't be tolerated so they have to stay quiet.

>>181463278
You're aware they've "changed" before right? And they kept their shit under wraps for a week before exploding in a shower of autism again.

>>181463842
They probably just throw their tantrums to their friends now instead of to the thread/forums/whatever.

>>181463589
>person understands thing is bad
>stops doing it
Isn't that exactly what change is?
>>181463842
>a week
A lot longer than a week, and as I said nobody changes completely overnight. Things take time so people can't go from shitter to perfect in a month. That's why appeals are usually done 3 months later, time for change.

Created a poll to gauge the average SS13 player's age.

https://www.strawpoll.me/13341247

Feel free to share.

>>181464529
>all those under 18 already
it has to be bait right

>>181464837
>he doesnt go for the meme option no matter what

>>181464837
guess the spessmen game really appeals to children

>>181465251
meme option is 35+

climbing on tables seems to be bugged

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Tim Curry's Pennywise was the original incarnation of the SS13 clown.

>>181468126
It just takes multiple tries. Sometimes you get screwed over by the RNG.

>>181468126
How so? Seems to work fine for me.

>>181468341
>multiple tries to climb a table
I mean, that'd make sense if you were fat, but in theory you should just climb it if you're fit and able

>>181468679
This is the same game where a gust of air puts you on the ground for like seven seconds and losing a foot completely immobilizes you.

>>181468341
>>181468420
still not working

>>181469507
What is the issue?

my repetitive strain injury is almost fixed bois

Which one of you nerds is the /mtfg/ poster?

>>181469769
Should just be Mai Emerson, honestly

>>181469878
>going to /mtfg/
Literally just tripfags in a huge circlejerk. Why would you subject yourself to that beyond the OP?

>>181469973
Because it was my first introduction/knew a trip irl/the fact that /tgg/ is dead

>>181469769
Who?

bumping a subpar general

>>181471717
rude

>>181472141
you can shut up now

Squids, you incompetent bunch of fuckheads, you might all be the most retarded bunch of fuckfaces on earth but atleast you can spam pusle rifle fire and make it look good.

>inb4 it's another everybody cries about deff episode

>>181473687
I would rather have Taxi than Deff desu

>>181473631
I actually tried to find the body

>>181473725
taxi/Snowmap is a good map, take that back

>>181473687
>why are people complaining about a horrible map?

>>181473871
Probably because you're a faggot that can't get anything done without word-for-word following a wiki.

>>181474075
You seem to be upset about something, care to explain yourself instead of projecting your annoyances?

hey guys i'm senaat and i suck a thousand dicks

>>181473820
>dragging the body out of medbay
>dressed in full NT official gear
>wordlessly shot, body is left on the floor
>three times squids come back, only to put a few more rounds in my corpse
>body of the official is never once paid attention to

>>181473631
>everybody gets teleported to the same spot for some reason
>impossible to see the chair I'm stuck to to unbuckle myself

>>181474230
same

>>181474447
the shuttle broke and i panicked

Reminder that the best Deathsquid ever was the one that made Rei flip his shit when the rest of the station didn't jump to defend his Meme-Captain from the squid.

>"Friendly" Nuke Ops

Why isn't this banned?

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>>181474230
Fuck off elim

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>>181474230
FUCK OFF ELIM

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>>181474230
>be elim
fuck fof

>>181475464
>>181475604
>>181475694
who the fuck is elim
>all posts ending in 4
CONSPIRACY

>>181475798
>who is elim
you're either new or baiting
if former, fuck off we're full
if latter, fuck off we're full

>>181475798
Elim is the Judas of the arcane metaclub.

>>181475880
but like legitimately who the fuck is elim and why did 3 people just post about him randomly

>>181476127
stop baiting or lurk moar faggot

>>181476127
>catboy
>commie memes
>in response to a post about senaat

yeah i wonder who this could be

>>181476179
>he doesn't know my ebin le oldfag he's not part of the metaclub!
Fuck off muh sekrit club fag

>>181475604
hot

>>181476674
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
OFF
WE'RE
FULL

guys, pomf just told me he is shutting the server down, too much drama

>>181476796
I've been here for like 4 months man, if that isn't long enough to know your ebin oldfag then he's not worth knowing

>>181477379
Why would pomf tell a literal who

>>181477836
>literal who
but you know me, you've always known me

>>181451375
an egun and two ion pistols for 5 people sounds like a pretty strong squad. You can take on a sec force, easy. What the hell happened?

Also, in the future admins shouldn't announce bus alien harvesters. Let the abductees go back to the station and rave about aliens probing their anus and stealing their kidneys..

>>181478138

Silicons happened, their only door out got bolted, shocked and one of them got doorcrushed.

The rest had to break out of a window and then killed got killed by the waiting security and cyborgs.

>>181478330
that's actually very unfortunate. They should have made sure they had a way to deal with silicons before stepping foot on station though.

>>181455035
>>181454598
I never played paramedic though. Where did this meme come from?

>>181478010
Oh shit I do, hey Anonymous.

>>181479180
That guy samefags everywhere, I don't know how he does it

>>181464232
Hi gabbie, I hope you sperg out and throw another autistic shitshow and get banned again.

>retarded names as a non clown/mime/sillyputty aren't valid anymore
que

Rip Cheese Pizza, the best Italian pAI there ever was

>the tiniest of spessmen
Is someone working on something from another thread or is it pure coincidence?

>>181480785
>Didn't bring them back sheets of plasma

Learn how to reverse meme

>>181480751
They are though

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what did he mean by this?

>>181481008
Man Nick is a funny dude

>>181481008
he's now a gay vox fucker

>>181480965
The entire rule on that on the current wiki rule thing is slashed out for some reason

>chaplain calls me to the chapel
>says I am going to ascend to be a god
>hands me a cookie
>tells me to hand it to the person I meet next
>launches me out of the mass driver
>fly through space, start spinning for some reason
>land on the goonesat with just enough health left to survive
>walk in to find two security officers trying to raid it
>they are just as surprised as me that I turned up
>chaplain shows up as well moments later
This is why you say yes to requests, even if they seem certain death

>>181481128
Why are you using the wiki for the rules, fool.
Wiki doesn't get updated often enough, use the ingame rules.

>Second AI was murdered by first traitor AI
I knew putting them in the core was a mistake. Should've just kept them beside me as I did with the third and fourth AI. Shame we never got a fifth.

>>181481269
why the fuck is it slashed on the wiki though

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>>181481327
Aftermath of the great AI war

>>181481343
Check the page history, I don't know.

>>181481343
why are you using the wiki for rules?

>any given shift this last week
>HoPcurity gookname'd literally bright pink hair with cat ears/tail that whines impotently about demotions at anyone that doesn't lick 'her' ass the whole round
genuinely how and why is this allowed

>>181481128
According to the page's edit history, it has been like that ever since Pomf overhauled the page in 2014

>>181481497
>why are you using our depository of game information to look up game information
guess i have brain damage

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>Deff security officer
>Loot maint for shit
>Walk into clown who is now a detective complete with revolver and the works
>HoP's SPS goes off on the gooncode containment satellite
>Suit and and teleport there with a fellow officer
>AI sets our destination to space the first time so we have to go through the "AI OPEN DOOR" routine again
>An assistant suddenly walks in through the external airlock asking if this is the place to hand in his cookie
>ZAS shenanigans follow
>The fucking chaplain walks in through the external airlock and starts chatting up the assistant
>ZAS shenanigans follow
>Start advancing into the sat to retrieve the HoP
>Fellow officer and myself get injured in fight with the russians, retreat to cover our wounds
>Third officer suddenly walks in through the external airlock with the HoP in tow
>ZAS shenanigans follow
>Other two officers go for the teleporter parts but the assistant and chaplain accidentally unleash the zombie apocalypse upon us
>Assistant and chaplain die fighting, zombies munching on them
>Manage to drag chaplain back in while kiting the zeds with a laser
>Other officer opens the external airlock, neither of us wearing magboots
>ZAS shenanigans follow
>Manage to recover and get the teleporter working
>Teleport corpse (chaplain) and ourselves back to the station
>Wall to the right is on fire, AIs (plural) screaming about plasma in the hallways
>Try to teleport back to the sat with the locker of dead people
>Teleporter goes haywire, tries to teleport the locker twice per second, server almost explodes
>Admins shut it down (useless AIs do not)
>Manage to get it working again, three of us teleport to the bridge
>Set up in the captain's office, eat donuts, smoke cigarrettes

>>181481626
It's not updated often and everybody knows this

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>>181482098
>Finally start to calm down and start chatting a bit
>AIs non-responsive apart from screaming about them dying and being rogue and whatnot
>Wall next to us suddenly fucking explodes, purpetrating mechanic goes "oh fuck" and runs off after spotting us
>Move everything to the bridge, get a cool italian pAI to get us coffee and donuts
>Screams about rogue borgs, AIs and plasma in the background
>Mechanic tries to break in from the HoP office, but we scare him off
>HoP comes in, bitches at us for not doing our jobs, almost ZASses himself to death and declares us rogue
>Mechanic comes in from space, tries to break in, we scare him off again
>AI situation somehow resolves itself, one of the four of them can finally answer my request to close the blast doors
>We're outta fucking smokes
>AI shocked the door to the meeting room, so we bust down the wall
>As we finally get smokes, the shuttle arrives
>Barricade ourselves in the shuttle brig with some weird dwarf, smoke and eat donuts
>Dwarf grows up, wipes our pAI
>Beat dwarf to death as round ends, revealing said dwarf was a non-antag
what a fucking shitshow

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>>181469878
I also want to know

>>181484273
Those are the pink human sprites, we use orange

>>181484631
why are our humans shitskins?

>>181484763
sleepers are modified tanning beds

>>181484763
Our humans are part yellow because of the great racemixing with china of the future. Or because they look better.
Their humans are pink because whoever made them never saw a person. Only babies can be that pink.

Are scientists still able to build bombs roundstart?

>>181485156
What if they're like that due to premature ejection of a cloner

>>181485156
Hello, moor.

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>TELEBOMZZXXDDDD

>trying to destroy the station
>someone else destroys the station first

>>181485462
No, scientists now start without hands, and have to wait for robotics to make prosthetics

>>181485563
I would honestly be okay with this.

>tfw TTV nerfs did nothing because you can still telebomb

>>181485156
Honkies are disgusting anyway. I don't need to see that shit when I play vidya.

STOP
ANTAGGING ME

>having a pretty chill round as Atmosian
>Setup waste optimizer, then help CE with some power
>BOOM
>notthisshitagain.jpg
>Close off some hallways, trying to make a path to the shuttle
>Fucking plasmafires
>Just about to seal up escape
>Shuttle docks
>SHUTTLE TIME REDUCED TO 10 SECONDS
>FUUU
>Miss the shuttle by one door

Well, I tried

>>181485624
>AI can just shut down telesci
>Fellow scientists can just shut down telesci
>Sec can just shut down telesci
The only issue is realizing they're using telesci before you explode.

how things should be
>working in a department or being a head: has the responsibility to do at least the bare minimum to keep the station going according to your role
>antag: do whatever man
how people want the server to be
>crew: do whatever man
>antag: ANTAG BAN FOR NOT BEING FUN OR INTERESTING

>PRs to remove toxins comes up
>"Dont remove it, just balance it!"
>Any bombing happens
>"Remove toxins when?"
Really fires up the brain

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Reminder that Science and Toxins research should be randomized so that you actually have to do research instead of just going through the motions.

>but muh speedrunning

So what? Now you'll be bored less and working more.

>>181485961
Okay, feel free to code it.

>>181485852
>you have to watch telesci 24/7 because it's one door away from toxins and they can use lockers to hide bombs anyways
just make telescing TTVs use bluespace crystals or something

>>181485996
I have, several times. It gets rejected because bombkiddies are faggots.

>>181486046
literally nobody has coded randomized science you absolute liar

>>181486046
Show me

>>181486004
Give TTVs a 20% chance to blow up on the telepad.

>>181486046
Post PRs, maybe we can revive them.

>>181485961
I suggested the same thing on github and that insufferable toxins autist that doesn't even play wrote a 1000 word essay in response

>>181486103
random chances are not good because they are random
you can't nerf something with random chance for it to not work

>>181485961
I don't think you get that the appeal of toxins is the fact it's an actual science that persists throughout rounds, those who actually partake in chasing the big numbers are always working and never bored since the maths is there and they just have to figure it all out.

Randomising it throws all that good game design into the shitter in the name of """research""" while actually reducing the amount of research and science in the job.

Don't mix up actual toxins scientists and people who lmao bomb.

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>Willy Faggerton in sec
>Sections blocked off with tables
>Several other tables set up as barriers
>Sometimes all of security blocked off with black curtains
>Some doors bolted with lights off and both side entrances blocked with barriers
>Flashers hidden completely behind potted plants in main hallway
>Stun turrets in every single room
>Lethal turret in armory
This shit has to stop.

>>181486191
no

>>181473871
What's wrong with it?

>>181486191
Last three are absolutely fine, tables and other barriers piss me the fuck off though.

>>181486314
tiles are sprited to be dirty or damaged and are actually neither and just need to be fucking pried with a crowbar and put back down to fix
basically Duny is a fucking lazy piece of shit

>>181486191
>its still code green

>>181486429
I'll start pulling back on the barriers and such. When it's cult or rev and the brig has a chance of being sieged/overrun I'll be setting up those tables though. You'll be fucking glad they're there some day just you wait.

>>181486513
>it's a shit map because the tiles are ugly

lmao kys

>>181486869
>>181486429
>>181486191
Also sorry if this really bothered anyone, I always thought it was pretty harmless.

>>181486882
>make broken station
>also make it as tedious as possible to make better
>this is good
:thinking:

>>181486869
>>181486996
If it's cult or rev or there's some other red alert situation where there's a high chance of being overrun you feel fucking free to block off the side entrances and shit.

But if we're on code green and there isn't shit happening fuck off. I got sucked into the whole cargo situation else I would've started disassembling it all.

There's nothing I hate more than having to get into sec (safely, and quickly) only to get stopped by some guy's fucking barriers that he set up without telling anyone anything.

>>181487074
>I need to spend an hour "improving" a station only for it to be wiped

>>181486882
>>181487213
The tiles being SPRITED to be broken/dirty rather than actually being broken/dirty is what's so fucking shit about it.
It's really fucking dumb.

>>181485624
>ttv got nerfed because of whining
What a shit sever.

>>181486191
also oliver pls go, maybe if you didn't teleport into the brig with a stolen hand teleporter as a diona you wouldn't get lasered to death

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reminder to bully plapatin whenever you can

>>181488872
>an inhand sprite is a nerf

>>181489197
it is

reminder you can canister bomb with only an O2 tank and heated plasma, you can actually do so from engineering

>>181489234
It's an oversight fix if anything.

The real nerf was upping it's weight class.

>>181489695
They're both heavy nerfs.
Since you can't put it in a regular bar and now that it has an in-hand sprite you need to either drag a locker with them or get a BoH which usually is not available for mass bombing.

>>181489906
nerfs that were well deserved. they don't even have a huge impact. this reeks of whining because you're inconvenienced about not being able to bomb everything piss easy. get fucked you retarded cunt

>>181489906
>BoH not available to scientists
What the hell are you smoking?

>>181490030
Miners rarely are around and the mass bombers would need to do RnD.

>>181490153
>mass bombers would need to do RnD

wow now I understand why they're whining about it so much

>>181490005
>say a nerf is a nerf
>"STOP WHINING GET FUCKED RETARDED CUNT"
?

Something reeks of whining and it's not my post.

With this butthurt TTV nerf, how long until there is an actual no murderbone rule? It seems like only a matter of time.

>>181490298
dude bombs lmao

>>181490272
sorry, thought you were this poster >>181488872 >>181490298

even then you sound like a fag tbqh, might want to tone that down. you should also probably look into developing your social skills, you can't seem to understand what whining is

>bombs can't be planted out and about effectively anymore
>someone telebombs
>nerf telsci!!!111
Pretty transparent agenda, remove this game mechanic because I don't like it.

>>181490550
>ctrl+f "nerf telesci"
>0 results

huh

>pick up an axe
>it has an inhand sprite
>can't put it in a backpack
FUCKING BUTTHURT FAGGOTS WHEN WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

>>181490645
Discord.

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>>181490550
>100% definite super easy instant-kill round ender that can't be defended against in any way
>not a valid target for nerfs and changes

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>>181490507
>sperg out at several posts treating them like a single person

>"even then you sound like a fag tbqh, might want to tone that down. you should also probably look into developing your social skills, you can't seem to understand what whining is"

>>181490720
>taking anyone on discord seriously

found your problem

I don't even know why I'm bothering to reply to your post

>>181490705
Only once murderboning has been removed my friend, because that's what it's about.
Do remember this started with antag banning two people.

>>181490819
seriously get yourself check by a medical professional, it may be autism

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>>181490935

>>181490816
So is plasma, except it's even easier.
I will always buy an emag so I can flash borg and mommi and tell them to plasmaflood, and also carry it to loose the singu.
You will eventually try to nerf these since you want to neuter antags to be more in line with your furry servers.

please remove supermatter shards theyre instant round enders
singularities too!!

oh and rogue silicons!

>>181492356
>pls pay attention to my strawman

>>181492412
thanks

>>181492471
no problem bud

>>181491651
You can do more against plasma, like run away or hide or weld the vents and doors or whatever. It isn't an instant kill. You can disconnect the source and scrub everything to get rid of the plasma.
You can see the singulo coming and run away from it. It isn't an instant kill. you can bomb the singulo to try to kill it.

A bomb goes off. You are gone. That's it. APC destroyed mission accomplished.

>>181491651
>Plasmafloods and singulooses even comparable to maxdev bombs
You get to interact with those before they kill you, you know. There's gameplay there. There's nothing for the ten to fifteen players who get caught inside the six maxdevs set off with no demands or warning to do or say. It's boring as shit and adding non-metagaming ways to find the bomber is adding gameplay, not subtracting from it.

>>181492702
>ten to fifteen players who get caught inside the six maxdevs
That's really generous.

>>181492356
Funny you say that because there have been several degenerates pushing for silicon nerfs whenever they come up in traitor rounds.

>tfw no offensive spells in my bundle
sorry for being mostly boring

>people still haven't fixed one directional obstructions blocking all projectiles on its tile

fix our bump detection you lazy hacks

Sec was pretty good that round.

There is nothing wrong with blink

>>181492879
>degenerates
dude buzzwords lol

>observe to be a pAI
>nobody wants a pAI
>some grey grabs it and spaces himself
o-okay

>>181493062
and remove all the one directional windows on the shuttle too. shit's dumb

>>181493062
Example?

>tfw to retarted to play any server but colonial muhrine

>>181493185
Example: You stand on a tile with a window facing north, someone shoots at you from the east, the window catches it because shitty bump detection

top 10 most dangerous objects on the station
1. The clown's PDA
2. Plasma miner
3. AI upload console
4. SME
5. Tank Transfer valve
6. The clown's banana
7. The protolathe
8. The clown's bike horn
9. The exosuit fab (for it's ability to make Honk Mechs)
10. Th clowns rainbow crayon

>>181493185
one directional windows block all projectiles from every direction when you sit on their tile.

>>181493224
You just gotta get out of that routine man.

>>181493245
>fill maint with one way windows
>bait and demolish a sec, steal their taser and all their gun backpack
ooh fun

>>181493291
>>181493245
How in the hell did this get so fucked?

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>>181493224
Just learn as an assistant or little-to-no obligation job like librarian
With enough practice, wiki reading and observing of others (especially as a ghost where you can ask questions and stuff) you'll eventually learn a pretty good chunk of stuff

Assuming you don't mean retarded as in you feel a constant need for action or something like on colonial

>>181493258
>play clown years ago
>syndies
>slip syndie on PDA
>get lucky with his baton and actually hit another syndie
>crew runs at them and beats them to death

please nerf clown PDA

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>mfw I'm joining to antag roll and go afk if I miss the roll until autotator

>>181493379
after the first shot they realize the taser isn't working and they go for the flash / baton / flashbang

>>181493462
nobody knows

>>181485961
t. Shitposter that has never achieved above even 10 dev

I want to be able to combine multiple cult swords for an omega cult sword

I dug up 6 of them

Obviously this would be OP for cult because they can just spam summon swords

>>181493462
It's BYOND's bump detection I think. As for why that's fucked, blame Lummox or some shit I suppose.

>>181493561
>after the first shot they realize the taser isn't working

you'd be surprised

it can take 3-5 good solid hits before someone realizes it

t. abuser

>>181493625
Xenoarch cult sword are different from regular ones

>>181493718
hook me up with that omega sword then

>>181493258
What's dangerous about the clowns PDA?

>>181493801
>needs to be wielded with both hands
>slows you to walking speed
>takes like ten seconds to swing
>instantly decapitates on hit

>>181493831
It's the longest stun you can get without a taser and then some

>>181494204
I did not know that.

>>181494291
place it in a doorway then drop something over it to hide the sprite

>>181494636
place it in an open locker and cover it, someone is bound to sprint over it, close locker and lock/weld it.

Then listen to the panic cries over comms about how the clown is going to space them

Hey guys, I played like a year or two ago. What are people like right now, whats the big situation down town.

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>>181494839
>clown being chased by sec
>drops his pda
>they all slip
>he drags them all into separate tiles and stun locks them to death with their own batons

>>181494927
everyone erps now and literally the entire population is in dorms.
you will be banned for not erping

>>181493663
>Set up some debug output
>start up server
>connection died
Whelp guess it aint getting fixed.

>>181495143
>clown
>being capable of using a baton

>>181494108
first 2 points are fine, make it 10 seconds between swings, with them only taking a click each time.

Make it more like 40-60 brute. something big but not enough to one shot.

>>181495345
Give it some sort of ability instead of just insanely high force, because the swords you can find are better than that currently, including the non-pristine one.

>>181495525
Maybe give it a rechargably cleave? Hits to the left and right of the target it hits. That or maybe a blood projectile

>>181495337
Traitor clown! He's a bad funnyman!

>>181495278
Oh great that's what I'm used to

>>181495872
These fags don't remember a time before clumsy antag clowns

>>181496249
yeah woohoo intigracy thank you for that
I sure loooooooooooooooooove fucking lateral design especially in a game based around murder-clowns

>>181496249
Scientist as a job removed when?

It breeds powergamers like no other job and offers at once the strongest equipment with the least responsbility.

>>181496430
>>181496249
if antag clowns are clumsy now, would a ling clown be clumsy? What if a ling turned into a clown, would he become clumsy?

>>181496991
clumsy is just another shitty TG meme like Ian or hug borgs
It doesn't do anything funny or make situations funny, it just deletes items and inflicts negligible damage.

>>181497496
It's ultimately meant to keep clowns in check and to ensure that they don't become massive powershitters with the extra leniency given to them as a nonantag.

Basically telling you if you want to fuck with people, you have to use your clown tools and not weapons.

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this is hippy tier

>>181496991
Clown changelings lose clumsy and they even get a special message informing them of it.

>>181497701
well what did you expect from Isaac?

>>181497701
>shock a door
>get tormented by the person you tried to shock

>>181497662
It's spiteful horseshit.

What is the sharpest weapon?
Every time I try to cut off my own arm with executioner's sword it seems like my success chance is based on rng.

>>181497813
i never expect much out of isaac
t.isaac

>>181497954
Can't you just cure it with ryetalyn/a clean SE like anything else?

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I liked that round.

>>181497993
probably

>>181497965
>it seems like my success chance is based on rng
It is. It's not pure RNG, but it is a random chance based on the limb's current damage, the weapon's force, and the weapon's sharpness.

>downloading resources
laughter_ends.jpg

>>181498147
It should be faster now
should

>idiot walks into door AI is obviously watching after blocking me from cutting wires
>gets crushed
>gets mad
>these 'people' play captain

when did traders become so unrobust

>>181497954
Removing clumsy could be done if clowns would then no longer have license to be griffing cocksuckers. Sounds like a positive change, even.

>>181497993
It's based off the job, think of it like mimes being mute. I think you can? I know killing them removes it

>>181498216
i thought i crushed that fucker real good but he just got back up

>>181498216
>Bo Digson: Where's the Pinpointer?

>>181498216
when AI shunted he asked WHERE IS PINPOINTER
top cap

>>181498217
since digitalis got banned, tahki stopped playing tahki, and chiki and deadharold's vox stopped being traders

Faggots that need to stay out of science list:
>horatio
>flarg
>Johnson nugget (plapatin)
>H0L3MAK3R
Anyone else?

>>181498348
tahki was my birdfu plz come back durgen life isnt the same without you

>>181498370
flarg is perma'd

WHERE
IS
RAIL

>>181498348
ah

why would i take a pin pointer?

>>181498295
Shame, I would've liked to watch him die.

>>181497496
>It doesn't do anything
It turns you into Big fucking Boss, that's what it does.

>Sec running after me
>Round a corner, pull out my peel and flip him over it as he runs by
>Grab his taser and disassemble it front of him
>*fart and drag him onto PDA before placing tables on all four sides of him and strolling off

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unban me

>>181498750
kill yourself and I'll consider it

>>181499215
that's literally illegal to tell me.

>>181499495
call the police then pussy

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>>181498406

>>181498651
I acknowledged that in my post.

>>181499754
r u ded

>>181498406
Where? Israel.

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>>181499579
What's the matter with you? Can't follow the law on your own accord? You literally need to be told not to do wrong? You literally need to be fined to not tell people to kill themselves? A young woman was given twenty years for saying this recently, near-do-well. Mind your manners around your betters, now.

>>181500240
tl;dr you stank pussyfart

>>181500283
Actual subhuman

>>181500378
i know you are but what am i

>>181498348
rip trader metaclub