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PHANTOML0RD EDITION

https://twitter.com/PhantomL0rd/status/881160403211780100

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
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>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csesport.com
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: https://streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Embed]

>Watch this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU [Embed] [Embed]

>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio [Embed]
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>>181404390
He dindu nuffin wrong;

Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.

Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.

But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game
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when is dust2 coming back my dudes?
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I play on Linux, but I don't play the native Linux version.

I play the Windows version through Wine, and I use an AMD GPU with the free open-source driver.

This contains native D3D9 support. This is much faster than playing the native Linux version by 100s of FPS, and it has less bugs than the native Linux version.

However a recent update has caused this bug, where Dust2 is colored purple when using this method of playing the game. I don't know if this was caused by a CSGO update, or an update to my GPU drivers.

I assume an update for one of them will fix this. For now playing on purple Dust2 isn't so bad.
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>>181405557
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>>181405557
if it doesnt bother you then theres no reason to complain. at least youll be able to see the players more clearer
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>>181405557
>>181405701
that's actually rather awesome
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I'm glad Penta made it, but I also hope vega makes it
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So in theory tyloo and Renegades should stomp their matches today as they're 3rd and 2nd best team respectively at the tournament

Close matches that are losses are really good for your rating, Renegades were 2nd even before they won yesterday I think
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>>181407834
forgot pic
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>tfw you remember PGL has the worst production out of any tourney

Fucking PGL man, always with the shitty forced memes like that cheesy stupid hologram wannabe shit.
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Tyloo like overpass, they should probably win
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F3 or C9?
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>>181409427
F3. Gotta keep the no NA team at the major dream alive

China keeps knifing HR and it's pretty funny
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>>181409668
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>>181409781
I did say it was a dream...
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its a good thing tyloo got t side first bc its pure shit compared to their ct side
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>saving bomb
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>>181410171
that rifle got them entries just now, didn't it?
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>>181410207
I take this back, rifle didn't do anything that forcebuy round
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tyloo went way too slow man
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>>181410307
winning the t side pistol saved their half
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>>181408524
Reddit loves this shit, so get used to see it often.
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welp looks like valve is going to fix that spot
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>>181410814
you'd really need to combine it with a molotov to try and push people back who have already moved past those stairs
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rip tyloo
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so peacemaker was only temp or is he the main coach for tyloo?
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>>181411625
i don't think he's moving to china, but who the fuck knows with peacemaker?
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is there any black tier 2 or 1 players ?
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>>181412579
chrisj
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>>181412579
harveyfag
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>>181411625
he is the main coach
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RNG vs Dig is mirage

plz play well renegades
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>>181404390
I thought he went to jail?
>>181412579
SpawN back in source days
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forced photographs have replaced profile pictures in many tournaments and I keep hearing casters refer to players by their real names more often.

is anyone else noticing the gradual removal of 'gamer' identities in esports? I don't like it.
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>>181414150
you the type of nigga to have a razer collection
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Why doesn't pros ever take elimination win/bomb win money differences in consideration? Sure, it's "only" 250 bucks more per person, but across the whole team it's 1250 more. If you're about to win through bomb explosion and there's 1 CT left with known position, you might as well wait until after detonation to engage, especially if they only have pistol. Or if you're last alive eco on CT and the bomb is about to go off, it's better to just feed someone 50 bucks extra than wait until explosion and feed all enemies 250 more.
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fuck meeeeeeeeeee so close and then rubino
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Literally second best team at the LAN
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>he actually thought rng was going to win
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>>181416419
I mean, why not? They could easily have won that
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>>181416639
but
they
didn't
LMAO
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>>181416674
it hurts :(

AND THEY PLAYED FUCKING WELL FOR MOST OF THE STUPID GAMES TOO
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>>181415660
Thinking about your own economy first is best, and you are speaking as if the ct's are just all in spawn waiting for the t's to kill them
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will cloud9 win against flipside?
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>>181409781
>>181417084
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i swear to god if the hues win against GODsent im going to kms myself
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>>181410605
same man pgl is shit i honestly mostly like esl tournaments but leddit hates esl with passion is esl dare i say /ourcompany/ ?
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>>181417532
bring back MLG
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Quite the halal beard there disco
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>>181417560
but mlg is literally most leddit shit ever if you say that esl cologne 2015 was better major than mlg 2016 you will get crucified by leddit novas
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WHO HERE /BIGGUY/ ? EZ BIG VS NA TRASH GOB B MASTERMIND WILL OUTSMART RETARDISLAW EZ PZ BIG GUY KEEV 40 BOMB EZ AWP FLICKS LEGIJA WITH 10 BOMB A MATCH EZ GOD B OUTSTRATING NA TRASH EZ GOD TABSEN WITH 50 BOMB CARRY AND EZ GOD NEX WITH IMPORTANT CLUTCHEZ #GOBIG #EZBIGCLAN #BIGGUYS
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>1999 + 18
>playing Counter-Strike
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boltzz literally looks like JUST on cam
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Here comes the brazilian script bois
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>win T-side heavily
>but only one player frags
>lose it because you can't one man clan as CT
This is so common
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>>181420238
Are you this dummo
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I can understand Twists rage

imaging having to play with shitters like pronax and znajder lmao

should just replace gtr in nip
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>>181420238
the only reason fnatic^lite didn't get 15 on T was steal
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>>181420642
https://clips.twitch
.tv/RoundProductiveMangetoutTwitchRaid
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>>181420238
Godsent lost because of the BR script, CSGO is such a trash esport
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>>181420481
You can't argue with the facts.

znajder first half 21 kills, second half 8 kills.
disco first half 15, second half 8
twist first half 12, second half 6
lekro first half 7, second half 11
pronax first half 7, second half 4

As you can see znajder was the only player really on point the first half. (remember that twist got 3 of his kills in the last round of the first half, so before that 3 were under 10 frags even when they had 11 won rounds)

The other players weren't hot, but rather lulled in the false sens of security of 12-3. They forced too much instead of playing full buys.
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happy for stew :3
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Penta beats Liquid
BiG beats Penta
Liquid not making to the major confirmed.
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Non european teams and cheating when it matters
Name a more iconic duo
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>Technical issue that causes sensitivity problems for Nitro, that's a rare one indeed

What did Anders mean by that?
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BIG BOY PLAYS
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>gob b
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>tfw now my country has a major player with sticker and uk still doesnt
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>>181429035
Why do serbians hate UK again?
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>>181429035
steel is debatably a UK player
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>>181429553
who doesnt hate uk
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godsent more like homesent amirite ;)
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>>181430293
You should pick some unique country to hate, not UK which is everyones 2nd most hated country.
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Why are brazilians so sensitive about being called cheaters
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>>181433810
br's are monkeys, theyll scream and throw poop no matter what happens
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>swedes got MONKEY'D

how can white people even compete?
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>>181405557
Can you still use aimtux?
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>>181429630
i don't get it
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lelraisers
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>HR will be the team that lets SK jr finally qualify for a major

pathetic
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>>181429553
Why would i hate uk? Im just implying how uk scene is shit in csgo...
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Here comes the sudden "we forgot how to play CSGO" strat from the BRs. Watch as HR gets to 15 rounds and then IMT suddenly toggles and wins in OT.
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>>181435710
if IMT had hacks wouldn't they have qualified before?
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Supreme HMMM here i come global
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>everyone on HR is wearing shorts
>they lose

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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angel and bondik should leave hr and go to navi
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>>181436764
Bondik played like shit, retarded decision making.
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>>181436842
still better than edward and seized
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>>181435878
Do you think they have obvious aimbots and wallhacks? They need to keep it subtle, just look at their game vs godsent or any other SK game. It's pretty evident.
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Servers down?
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>>181437073
they need to keep it low because more and more people are seeing that players are cheating
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>>181436106
How sad of a person do you have to be to attention whore on 4chan and be excited about getting to supreme in matchmaking? You can literally play no kevlar no nades deagle only and get to global while top fragging, matchmaking is a fucking joke.

I honestly don't get how people who actually bother playing this game can get stuck at low-tier ranks and not just instantly skyrocket to global, it's such

Source: I did it and it's a fucking joke.
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>>181437181
>using his post to attention whore to how much better you are

Maximum sad
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>>181438945
this lmao

the only thing that's actually sadder and more pathetic
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another team forgot how to play and suddently came back 14 rounds in a row?
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>>181441405
Some sides on some maps are just really unfavoured. We've seen a lot of 12-3 sides where the unfavoured team made a comeback.
Cobble ct side is really hard for bad teams for example due to lack of information and how rotations work.
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>dignigs
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memes aside, at least 2 players on Vega are cheating, mark my words.
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>>181441792
big deal, every team that will be in the major has at least 3 guys with toggles prepped for action at any moment
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>>181441901
I said memes aside
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>>181438945
>>181439480
>(You)

If you think the average serious gamer (like that faggot attention whore) can't easily get to Global, you're delusional.
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>maikelele was the problem
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>vega qualified
>godsent did not

lmao
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>>181442152
I smell silver
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>>181442413
>dust2
automatic trash
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>>181442341
>show skills by defeating nip
>work on your game half a year and get better
Eh, its just impressive showing from them.
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too old for me but fuuuuug
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>>181442578
>defeating nip
>a show of skills

LMAO
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>>181442691
Nip had won a tournament like a month prior.
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>>181442763
LMAO
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>>181442413
I know you feel like GE is such a big hurdle to overcome, but just accept the fact that there are people out there who are not retarded and know how to play the game. GE is easy.

Myself, I'm rank 10 on faceit, I got 3 accounts to GE, the last of which just playing CZ and kevlar all rounds.
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so now we know that the hues hacked their way into the majors. we will also know that sk will throw their matches against immortals so they can get to the finals bc thats how it usually works with them
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>>181442836
Not really I went from mg1 to supreme this weekend just premade mirage mainly
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reminder to bet on flipside for free skines
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>>181443158
Flipside winning would be hilarious.
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Liquid lose. I know for sure who's gonna win.
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>>181442982
Aren't you brave ;)
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if liquid loses to flipside. moms gonna FREAK
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I put 3 bitcoin in liquid. Wish me luck boys
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>shitquid
>qualifying without hiko
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>>181444997
they got twist and the lounger. ofc theyll win
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>>181445315
jdm is fucking terrible at this game.
amount of easy shots and clutches he lost is unreal
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>>181445437
He's always been a double edged sword
The fact he cant play rifles are relies on awp to have impact is such a drag.
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>stanislaw has more kills and less deaths than nitro
what did they mean by this?
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>>181446341
nitro is not good
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who /dying on the inside every time liquid lose a round/ here?
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na cs.....sad!
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>>181449978
no, just liquid choking as usual
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nice choke slavtards
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>3 different chokes in the same round
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>losing 1v3 without plant
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>>181450452
>>181450481
>>181450508
TROLLED!
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>losing to slav shitters

just kys yourself retards
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they better drop that AK to elige or twist
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>twist jumping a second time for no reason
>dies without his gun ready

lost the match right there
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>the absolute state of Elige
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>ot script

nice game gotards
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liquid is making some retarded decisions but f3 is just too bad at game to do anything with it
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This fucking match, man. I'm gonna have a stroke. C'mon Liquid win me some money.
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5 ot script coming to finish this lan
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liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!liquid fucking cheat!!
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>>181451380
cheat != choke
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>>181451520
fuc koff you cunt
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Fuck me, Flipsid3 just end this already.
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>m4 gets headshot
>ak gets headshot
>m4 doesn't get the kill
>ak gets the kill

nice balanced game
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>>181452221
M4 more accurate, less damage to balance the natural advantage of defending, next.
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>>181452221

>m4 can just sit and wait with crossfire
>ak has to agressively look for frags

nice balanced argument
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is na really so starved for awpers that they have to use jdm?
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>>181452567
it's at a point where people think koosta is the best awp in the region. sad
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>>181452629
Shazzam?
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>>181452995
shazam is just a run of the mill body shot awper.
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>>181452995
POO

speaking of shazzam. i found his gfs nudes http://archive.is/GfOVx
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>>181452629
Skadoodle is the best awper again in recent times due to his consistency, but he lacks in terms of aggressive awping
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>it's another double choke episode

real tired of this
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>shitquid
>chokequid

kek even without hiko it's still the same
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>>181453227

>looking4senpai

KEKS
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Triple OT now. I don't know if teams are choking or they're evenly matched.
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>>181451015
told you
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>>181453227
>Dat pussy

nutted
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lelquid
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how do we fix godsent?
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>the city of elige

lmao
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>>181454308
you dont
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Elige..
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ahahahahahahaha
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HOW DID LIQUID LOSE?
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>amerifat cs

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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liquid finding new ways to choke ahahaha
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>>181454638
you mean. when did the choking start?
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>>181444870
>>181450825
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FUCKING LIQUID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>181413675
>>181412579
He was a Muslim #2/3 in the world and invented ninja defuse
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WTF LIQUIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck this gay world
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Just get rid of Nitro, Elige, JDM, and let Stan pick the team god damn.
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ЗA MAPИКA TPИ CTOПAPИКA))))))))))))
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>Population of USA: 300 million
>Players/coaches in the major: 5

>Population of Finland: 5 million
>Players/coaches in the major: 5
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>5 (FIVE) fucking match points
>choke in every single one
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>>181455398
rly makes u think
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>>181455398
hmmmm
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lol at twistzz gf having a meltdown
https://twitter.com/caraCSGO
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>>181455820
cara nudes when (idc if shes underage)
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lol rip BIG, rip Penta
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>>181456726
rip imt
rip vp
rip f3
rip penta
rip navi
rip big
rip c9
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>>181456726
>FaZe vs Big
>VP vs Vega
>SK vs Penta
kek no fucking mercy

>NaVi vs G2
Both of them got fucked with this draw
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you guys really think virtus old is going to win against vega?
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>>181456726
IMM is fucked
Vega is probably fucked unless VP shows up still in their slump
fnatic vs F3 could be good
Penta is fucked
Gambit vs Mouz could be good, odds on Gambit though
Navi's probably fucked
BIG is fucked
C9's probably fucked
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>>181457235
>VP
>losing with a Polish crowd
They'll come out pumped as fuck that first series so I doubt they'll lose
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g2 will win against slavi
c9 might actually have a chance against north
vega has a chance against vp
gambit v mouz will be close
the rest are a given
>>181457526
didnt poland have some big tourny late last year or earlier this year and lost against the hues?
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>>181457753
They lost before they even made it to the crowd IIRC
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>be faggot silver
>haven't played in like an entire year
>Decide to get back into CS
>Join ranked game on Mirage
>No prime matchmaking because I haven't grinded my way to rank 21 yet
>Get matched with some nerds
>Orange doesn't speak English
>Think he is speaking russian
>Use vague knowledge of russian to say "speak english?"
>He says something about ruski
>Try again
>turns out he speaks portugese or something
>stabs me twice in the game for no reason
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>>181456726
>RIP ASSTRALIS
>RIP SHARK
>RIP PIG GOD
>RIP FAVELAS
>RIP FATGOD DOSIA
>RIP BOTH ARE SHIT
>RIP UGLYGAN
>RIP HELLBOY OF DENMARK
>/magog/ not rooting for the underdog

Heh, say goodbye to your skines
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>>181454308
disband
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>Buy CSGO
>Rank Silver 2
>Leave Silver 2 after 40 wins
>Leave Sliver after 200
>Leave Gold Nova after 40
>Leave MGE after 30
>Leave DMG after 20
>Leave LE after 15

What happened to me?
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/ourguy/ godazed finally got global elite LMAO
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>>181470797

>Quit playing right before rank shift
>Haven't played in forever
>Log in play a game against hackers
>Lose
>Get ranked MG1
>Stop playing
>Log in months later
>Spinbotting in GN
>Get Deranked to SEM
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why do monkeys always feel the need to scream everytime they win something?
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Is being stuck on gn3 for the last 100 hours a sign that I'm utter shit at this game?
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>>181473757
give me a screencap of your last few games to decide how shit you are
>>
is dazed getting cheated in global mm?
>>
how do I revolver
>>
you dont
>>
Reddit finally discovered Thorins complete autism
>>
>>181476181
i thought redditors were supposed to be smart
>>
>>181476181
no redditors are triggered at Throin's redpill tweets suddenly because one autist went sperg mode and got front page

none of this shit is new
>>
>>181473148
Same reason Optic and Liquid do it

It's a third worlder thing
>>
>>181476181
Why is Thorin so edgy?
>>
>>181477368
optic and liquid dont scream. what 3rd world coutnry are you living in
>>
>>181476181
>>181477849
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/715226261396844544
Our guy
>>
>a na team actually managed to qualify
I'm surprised desu
>>
Alright, our guy Thorin is gettin older so I'm gonna be the next esports historian

Where do I start?
>>
>>181481513
Are you a neet no life autist?
>>
>>181481631
>neet
check
>no life
check

not really sure about autism though but I do like drawing circles on paper for hours sometimes if that qualifies for something
>>
>>181481808
you dont have people skills. sorry
>>
>>181481808
you're nearly there already instead of drawing circles trawl htlv and shitpost on twitter

>>181481879
>thorin
>esports
>people skills
>>
>>181481939
as in you dont seem like a talkative person
>>
>>181482229

I like Fire Emblem
>>
>>181481513
first step is be no better than gn2. then look at liquipedia a lot. develop mild autism.
>>
>>181476181
based reddit
>>
>>181481507
Stanislaw managing to fuck up both Optic and Liquid is pretty impressive.
Oh well, more time for streaming I guess.
>>
>>181478098
America
>>
Why hasn't there been a vac wave in months?

Is it because literally everyone cheats now and it would make Valve look bad?
>>
>>181501862
There was a vac wave like 3 weeks ago. Basically the entire linux userbase was banned.
>>
>playing CEVO (lmao)
>some kid wont shut up on how bad CEVO is
>tell him to go play ESEA or stop bitching
>says he has no money
>tell him to get a job
>says he can't
>tell him to mow a lawn for 7 dollars
>calls me an entitled white boy

hmmmm
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>>181506838
you were obviously arguing with destiny
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Kek Reddit on suicide watch already calling Thoorin a nationalist, racist, xenophobic bigot.... Based thooorin hes /ourguy/
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>>181507336
No, it was some chink.
>>
>>181507947
what did he do?
>>
>>181509567
sjws get triggered by his tweets and retweets
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Can someone explain this to me?
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>>181510147
Market saturation, duh.
>>
>>181510182
But why is there interest for this particular skin with this wear level?
>>
>>181510384
Case drop rate was low.
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how do you go from this...
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>>181511243
TO THIS?!?!?!
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>>181509873
but he's always makes edgy tweets, was there anything in particular that he did recently to trigger reddit?
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>>181511817
yes he said that he dont get the tier 3 teams celebrating going to major because they wont do shit
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>>181511883
lmao, hes right tho. anything short of Vega toggling their spinbots, and our /pige/ will trash them.
>>
Saw yesterday that a guy got an operation case drop on DM server. I thought you can get them only from operation events and coop missions? Or you can get OP cases as a normal drop as well if you own operation pass?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvGx5Xmoy1U&feature=youtu.be

is brent /ourguy/
>>
Literally who?
>>
>>181507336
such a big head for a baby body
>>
Haven't posted here in years, why is the thread so dead all the time?
>>
https://www.hltv.org/news/20907/tricked-sign-former-singularity-roster
>>
>>181522574
>queueing 20 minutes for weapons expert so I can get my stupid coin
Wew lad
>>
>>181523554
the fuck you doing it all late for?
>>
>>181524075
Work and other shit
>>
Post your best / favorite strats. Ones you've pulled off, ones that failed, clever ones that were used against you, etc.
>>
>>181526390
5 T mid rush on Cache.
Shiftwalk through mid doors on Cobble with a sawed off and clearing the path to A with meatshots.
Using decoys in the latter half of the round/as fake flashbangs.
>>
m4a4 or m4a1-s ???????
>>
>>181481364
>https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/715226261396844544
holy shit I've never seen this
>>
>>181532521
lets be honest you can't hit shit with the a4
use the a1-s
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>>181476181
>>181481364
>>
>>181532521
a4, only reddit likes a1-s anymore.
>>
>>181532521
The silenced one is superior. Less ammo but that shouldn't matter, rapid one taps and I can usually get one headshot and a few body shots. A single mag should be enough for the entire team if you don't waste your ammo. Also no tracers and sound drops off fast so you actually can get kills without giving away where you are. Of course I am in silver so what do I know.
>>
Just reinstalled GeForce experience, it has some new overlay for shadowplay you access by pressing Alt-Z in game. Problem is, when I try to join just to play casual or deathmatch even, it gives me the "VAC could not verify your session". Tried uninstalling GeForce, same thing. Tried restarting steam. Same thing. Tried reverifying cache. Same thing. Tried reinstalling game. Same. Thing. I restarted my computer a dozen times in midst of this, too. It also tries to install directX every time I start CS:GO now. Not sure why. I only started having this problem a couple days ago. It's driving me nuts and if anyone has any clue what's going on I would appreciate the help. Running windows 7 by the way.
>>
>>181540498
not running hacks would prevent this problem
>>
>>181532521
A4 is always the answer. Ever since the rate of fire nerf the a1-s is trash. You'll almost never spray through smoke because you only have 3 mags.
>>
>>181540352
>one-tap
DINK
>>
>>181542698
>what is a pistol round
>>
>>181542971
>he fully buys when people are eco-ing
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>>181504056
wow 40 people got banned for using an old cheat thanks daddy volov xddd
>>
Should I care about the Mac-10? I've had good luck with it in the past few games I've decided to use it but I'm not sure if that's me being good or enemies being bad.
>>
Who is tioga?
>>
tfw no good matches going on today
>>
>>181547917
i prefer the higher rate of fire of the mac and mp9 to the ump
>>181540352
the m4a4 has a higher rate of fire so it kills faster
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>>181404390
Haven't been playing for a good year and a half. Can someone update me on the current state of cs and the competitive scene? (top teams ecc) I really want to get back into this
>>
stopped playing this game and my depression went away
>>
>tfw no anime friends to play with

where they at, boys?
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how do i toggle like scream?
>>
Spent last week playing that fotm pubg, ugh, what a shitshow
At least I got it for free from my rich bud

Back to my comfy Counter-Strike
>>
>>181565432
please respond
>>
>>181571203
cs is a game for alfachads with tats though
>>
>>181540498
I too had this problem, I was able to play for one game after I had completely reinstalled steam and the game, but I closed it afterwards and upon return I had the same problem.
>>
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>>181571324
look at this alpha chad with tats
>>
Why are people without mics even allowed in competitive above gold ranks, just had my 4th game in a row with at least 1 guy that has no mic and i always lose them because they are typing info
>>
>>181573751
for me. if i hear a word out of you while im fragging youre blocked
>>
>>181573696
kennys is so confident in his sexuality that he's not afraid to show feminine side from time time, truly alphachad feature
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuONpGit6Fk

>steel does a silver play because he's trash as usual
>chat btfo's him
>he starts banning people again
>gets so mad he needs to make this video

Why is this even in my recommended? Steel is irrelevant as heck.
>>
ay my dudes /ourguys/ cloud9 is back on the top ten

https://www.hltv.org/news/20908/team-ranking-june-2017
>>
>>181574129
hello reddo
>>
>>181574085
man
steel is so depressed and sad
>>
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>>181574085
leave it to me
>>
>>181574523
I do feel bad for him, he's been sounding noticeably worse with his last videos, but he's doing it to himself.
>>
>>181574085
He triggers himself so much
>>
I don't understand how csgog needs constant samefagging to not die, considering it's the biggest competitive FPS game, and CS in general being the top dog in history.
>>
CSGO is the penultimate proper "competitive" game to die, after Arena FPS and RTS. Next will be Dota 2.
>>
>>181580120
It's not even really dying though, and there's nothing out close to taking it's place.
>>
>>181582250
I sometimes check twitch and see OW having more viewers, also pretty sure the OW threads are never close to dying, and they also make constant shill threads on /v/.

Something I really can't explain. I feel like video gaming has slowly been getting ruined for years now.
>>
>>181573286
Man, same.
>>
>>181541201
I don't have hacks.

>>181542698
One taps as in tapping the mouse to fire a single shot, I don't mean a headshot. Sorry, guess I misused some lingo there.
>>
>>181582448
>the weaboowatch threads have more people at mongolian knitting forum
>b-btfo c-csgo is d-dead
you retard csgo will never die and pleb tier games like weaboowatch will never come close to cs
>>
>>181586542
Damn you sure are one illiterate mongoloid.
>>
This operation fucking blows
>>
>>181588139
So does your mom.
>>
>>181590978
>needing to shitpost just to keep the thread off page 10
nice game
>>
>>181588139
>caring or playing CS for operations

lmao
>>
How come PC FPS multplayer is infested with hacks?
>>
>>181591034
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>>181591205
Because PC master race, endless possibilities, and no limitations.
>>
>be in charge of competitive shooter with decent sound system and clear audio cues
>remove distinct gun sounds
>remove directional sound to beta test the wet dream of one of your audiophiles
Every time I remember that valve is in charge of this game I get a little bit more depressed.
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tfw posted in the wrong thread

anyways. what should NRG do to fix their csgo team?
>>
>>181592802
throw the most money around during the next NA shuffle and construct an NA team that can consistently qualify for majors.

or just go full european and buy out someone's roster
>>
>>181593345
well they can buy any team they want with all the big investors that they have
>>
>steel says he was a soccer ref for 6 years

Literally when? What a liar.
>>
>>181594375
probably reffed kids games. I did that for a few years when I was 11-13
>>
>steel so depressed and paranoid
>he gets last picked and says ptr messaged relyks on steam to last pick him, because he heard a keyboard sound

It's also depressing that I'm watching him in the first place, and that I'm forced to post about shit like this to get the thread off page 10.
>>
>>181596917
well he didnt want to play with moe
>>
>>181597676
Is there anyone in the whole universe, outside of our planet even, that would want to play with moe?
>>
>>181597748
bc 12 year olds love him for his ``content and giveaways'' idk why hes still in rank s when he should be taking care of his wifes son
>>
>moe cheating in rank S

hmmm
>>
>>181597748
I like m0e :(
>>
How long until Navi changes a player? Because they seem to be going nowhere right now
>>
>>181599315
Who can they take though>
>>
>>181599407
electronic or ange1
probably ange1 since he can relieve seized of IGL
replace edward i guess
>>
>>181599543
Neither of those are that good, and they're on their own teams already.
>>
those esl matches are on youtube again?
>>
>moe trying to tk steel
>>
>>181600143
Their relationship is so comedic. Steel hates him, but only pretends they're bros, because he's a beta, and moe takes the "alpha bully" role.
>>
>>181599658
their issue is just a team/leadership issue, since zeus got btfo and starix's legs got chopped off

i mean if you lose to >misfits you're definitely doing something wrong
>>
>>181600614
>starix's legs got chopped off

ummm?
>>
if you aren't banned from steels chat you should tell him how much better of a player m0e is compared to him.
>>
>>181563997
game is shit more broken and hacker filled with ever so is the pro scene

major in 12 days hf watching legit hvh live for money
>>
lol inferno again
>>
>>181592802
but they did have 3/5 of BIG roster today LEGIJA GOB B TABSEN and they wanted to kick ptr and get keev but NRG org refused that so they left and made BIG
>>
how much would it cost to pay pajeets to bump the thread?
>>
>>181608918
about tree fiddy
>>
>tfw not interested in events like I used to be

I remember watching every event as soon as the stream started until it ended. I miss you old me.
>>
>>181610861
fnatic vs mouz just started
>>
>720p in 2017

LMAO
>>
>>181611064
i get 1080p60
>>
>>181611101

the B stream where is faze vs heroic
>>
>>181611178
oh shid didn't even know there was a b stream

aaaaa our guys are on both streams, which to watch???
>>
>>181611252

>single screen homo
>>
>>181611064
It doesn't even look like 720p, more like 480p.
>>
>Kebabs and BRs in one chat

Jesus fucking christ
>>
when did you first realize that space soldiers is the best team in the world?
>>
BRA71L
>>
So I just got this game and unboxed a huntsman knife marble fade FN stat trak, what now?
>>
HOLY SHIT

These turks are actually fucking insane
>>
pause and monkey cold 4k
>>
I'm fucking broke again. Fuck this piece of shit game why did I start betting again..
>>
>>181616445
How much
>>
WTF SK LOST
>>
L M A O S K
M
A
O
>>
2 S > 1 S

thnkng.jpg
>>
>>181616445
you're a dumbass for betting on a video game match lmao
>>
Classic Virtus Throw
>>
>>181616767
they dont throw buddy, they are just plain shit. they only play for money now
>>
Virtus.Poo
>>
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Is there a reason Gabe is doing this to me?
>>
>>181617048
remove hacks, scum
>>
Do cheaters not realise that by having their profile private we all know they cheat?
>>
>>181617196
I have no hacks and have never hacked in my life.
>>
Friberg
PogChamp
>>
Pansy needs to stop stuffing her fucking face jesus
>>
wtf shrood
>>
>stewie 0k
>>
stews nuts dude...
HES A GAMER!!!
>>
>>181619057
I'd stuff her face with my cock
>>
Why the h*ck is this thread so dead during the biggest tournament of the year so far?
>>
>>181621196
no idea
>>
>>181621196
Dead game
>>
>>181621196
Link?
>>
>>181621196
I'm only here for vp, it seems mainly na teams get discussed here
>>
>>181607860
that was when peacemaker was around and everything went downhill from there
>>
>"he made a valiant attempt to no avail"
but f0rest died because of the damage to him...
>>
https://www.hltv.org/news/20915/maj3r-for-me-the-win-over-sk-is-not-a-surprise-to-be-honest

also c9 is in panic mode rn
>>
How do I know if i have gotten drop from this stream?
>>
"shroud doesn't cheat"
>>
VAC?`?? HELLO??
>>
how retarded are you to think youll get drops from a tourny that isnt a major
>>
>shoud blatantly cheating
ok lol
>>
>>181622343
you don't, fag
>>
>unblockable twitch ads
FUCK
>>
>>181622881
>not using livestreamer/streamlink with mpv
>>
>>181622942
how do I do that?
what other benefits are there except for avoiding ads?
>>
*toggles*
*loses anyway*
>>
ded thred
lets pack this general and fuck off boys
>>
>>181623082
uses extremely lower amount of processing power
>>
so when is liquid going to choke?
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>north
>>
EU KEKS WHERE YOU AT?

Liquid > Na'Vi

Optic > North
>>
>>181625057
if only c9 won against nip tho
>>
Optic with the classic NA choke
>>
Stanislaw a god

A FUCKING GOD
>>
>esl brought to you by esea
LMAO
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>simple being this blatant
>>
havent posted here in a year, what are the new memes?
>>
>>181627534
there are none, this place has been dead since the fnatic era ended
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvOhirn0LxQ
>>
guardian is so fucking shit.
>>
>>181627916
>na`vi is so fucking shit
ftfy
>>
>can't beat flip
>murder fucking slavi
What the fuck Liquid?
>>
about 70 percent of pros are hacking
>>
about 86 percent of stats are wrong
>>
>>181628218
Can we end with this meme already?
>>
>>181628218
>>181628276

>>181627908
>>
>SK lost to nobodies.
Uhm?
>>
>>181627908
>>181628629
Stop shilling ur shitty video here, no one is going to watch it
>>
are turks white
legit question, those guys looked white to me
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>you will never shag a 2011 pansy
why even live lads?
>>
>>181628746
>roaches
>white
anon...
>>
>>181629065
I wish she gave me a nose job.
>>
>>181628746
They are asians who took anatolia from the eastern romans and blended up with the local population. Then they proceeded to take south east europe and proceeded to blend up with them as well.
>>
>>181628725
they threw on purpose so they can face their monkey relatives
>>
>>181629065
what the WTF she actually looked p qt back then
>>
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kebab soldiers vs optic ayy
>>
>SS in Germany but now they're Turks

rly mks u thnk
>>
>>181629065
Does she have a penis tho
>>
Why, oh why, can't our girl Pansy just lose some weight, she's easily 8/10
>>
>pansy an 8/10
>overweight
>coalburner
>drunk
what more do you want in a girl?
>>
>>181632289
she isn't a coalburner
>>
>>181632428
https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/882279093483581440
what did she mean by this?
>>
our guys sk
>>
>same maps every tourney
so fun zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
How many upsets so far?
>>
>>181632289
thin brit drunk girls are my thing
>>
>>181633289
>pansy
>thin
>ever
>>
i havent watched pro cs in the last few months
who are the best teams atm?
any good roster swaps?
>>
why dont you check the op to find out more on where to get your esports news?
>>
>>181633123
1
>>
>>181633509
Why don't you stop being a faggot?
>>
if only i had a brain to read the op every now and then. thats the only reason why its there right?
>>
kek jw and niko are using the same profile pic for this event
>>
>>181632572
Machine isn't a nigger are you blind?
>>
>VP being shit on LAN again
zzzz
>>
>>181634385
>caring about a 250k tournament

you do know they have 20k monthly salary?
>>
>>181634217
yes he clearly is
>>
>>181540498
op of this post here, it stopped happening, guess it fixed itself.
>>
>>181635253
shaun king, is that you?
>>
>>181540498
It's not geforce experience. I've had that going for many months and never had any problem. One of my friends had that VAC verification problem but no one knows what is causing it, probably just the recent patch.
>>
>comeback.exe
>>
>its 500$ pistol wins the eco round episode

What a shit game
>>
>its a team is so bad they lose to eco episode
>>
these analysts on the b stream are fucking terrible. esp the guy in the flannel
>>
>call event ESL ONE
>there are multiple of them

??
>>
>semmler casting the match I want to watch

I just want to watch s1mple in peace
>>
>>181430293
First worlders
>>
>its a c9 loses to a random team episode
wew
>>
>skimp so much on production that you host two games at once time to save on venue time
>have useless fuckers like Blu on salary to save on hiring actual talent
>have hosted many high level events over the years and still fuck up simple shit like observing, that should have well and truly been perfected by now
May these cunts never get awarded another major ever
>>
Why is everyone on navi fat desu
>>
>>181640258
slavs eat a lot of potatoes and sour cream
>>
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whats up gogians
>>
>semmlercuck
>>
>>181640272

Am I the only one that can't tell if his dick is big or small?

Sometimes it feels really small and sometimes it feels fucking massive, when I look at it it seems small but on the mirror it looks massive, is it a perception thing?
>>
>>181633403

Brazilian superhumans are still reigning over little white dicks.
>>
>>181640581
u could just measure it
thought i was average but muh girth made it look smaller than what it actually is
there might be at least 6 months waiting list though
>>
LMAO
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>autimatic
>>
>s1mple
>legit
pick one
>>
Nice choke Shit9.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK?? Simple being blatant as fuck
>>
I've never seen n0thing do anything remotely good.
>>
>overtime
It's almost like these are all scripted.
>>
GODOODLE
>>
Seized is stupid.
>>
>>181643938
You just expect s1mple to win this 1v1
same with seized, you don't expect him to push the smoke and die like noob
>>
wew skadoodle
>>
SKADADDY MAKES ME HARD
>>
>NA has to rely on a matchfixer to get them into majors
>>
this general is fucking dead
>>
wtf
>>
????
>>
>slavi literally having trouble with clown9

I'm speechless.
>>
lolwut
>>
E FUCKING SL

What absolute garbage
>>
>esl in charge of anything

when will they run out of money? how do they even have money? when will teams stop going to their shitty tournaments?
>>
>>181644664
They lost to shitquid
>>
Shroud throwing again
>>
cut shroud and n0thing already. shroud doesn't have any fire and n0thing is a dumb pothead
>>
s1mple is fucking nutty.
>>
>>181645636
He's been going to the gym.
>>
This game is still going on? can i get a quick rundown on what happened
>>
>>181645790
skadoodle clutching
>>
>stewie
>>
>>181645790
simple cheating
>>
it's criminal that skadoodle has to play with these fucks
>>
Stewie is so fucking blatant holy fuck
>>
>>181646095
Blatantly retarded? Lmaoo
>>
seized is a useless shtican
>>
>>181645790
Game should've been 16-12 c9
2v4 won with a hero defuse
Doesn't matter because c9 will win anyways
>>
>double scar 20
>>
are Navi taking the piss
>>
what the fuck am i watching right now
>>
s1mple....
>>
>literally shooting at him point blank from a few feet away and can't do 11 damage

Nice game csgobabs.
>>
skadoodle vs navi
>>
c9 and navi are fucking garbage
>>
IT WONT END
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>4ot
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>>181648018
Great post
>>
>>181648018
delete
>>
why does s1mple do that thing with his right hand while talking at the end of every round?
>>
>nothing

in his head
>>
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

COMEDY FUCKING GOLD
>>
Why is nothing a professional player
>>
turks getting BTFO by >optic rn
>>
SKADI IS FUCKING GOD
>>
>>181648542
why is shroud?

he literally plays more pubg than cs why is he even allowed on the team
>>
why does the esl stream sound keep going out of sync?
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>181648454
>what are gestures

Go outside more, autist.
>>
>>181648542
>>181648524
>>181648502
that wasn't that bad actually because he obviously couldn't see him on his screen. The real bad part was when he hit autimatic for 50 spamming through a smoke at the beginning of the round
>>
dapping your fist after every round is cringe.
>>
>>181648687
but no ones looking at him, hand gestures are only effective when talking face to face with someone
>>
>>181648829
>what are real time emotions
>>
>>181648829
*bumps your fist*
>>
is c9 the new ibp?
>>
>>181648992
>lose round
>dap fist

>win round
>dap fist

>emotions
I forgot CSGO audience is 12 years old.
>>
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>quintuple overtime
>>
FUCKING HELL NAVI JUST WIN YOU SHIT CUNTS.
>>
I WANT TO GET OFF MR SKADOODLE'S WILD RIDE
>>
>>181649062
ibp was actually decent, so no
>>
What is this script lads?
>>
>>181648984
>he doesn't do hand gestures naturally

Again, go outside more, autist.
>>
>>181649396
c9 wins in 8 OT
>>
>>181649396
Whoever toggles harder wins
>>
can someone make a webm of the guy jumping out of z and getting swatted mid air
>>
>this music
>>
>>181649431
fucking italians
>>
>>181649431
not an argument
>>
Is Cloud9's teamspeak really loud or is Shroud a fucking retard? How do they not hear someone running right fucking next to them multiple times.
>>
>>181649794
shroud is a noncommittal, limp-wristed, non-competitive, sperging beta male who needs to get cut already
>>
HEXAGONATIME INCOMING
>>
>>181649794
they are constantly clapping

what did you expect
>>
i thought shroud was retiring
>>
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>mongol cs
>>
>>181649939
who is constantly clapping?
>>
>>181649678
Not the correct amount of chromosomes.
>>
>>181650279
>he doesn't get it.
>>
>>181650279
americans
>>
>>181650279
n0thing, autimatic, skadoodle and stewie
>>
>american team
>2 asians and a spic
>>
how come no one on C9 presses E on Shroud when one of them dies?
>>
>>181650595
>spic
?
>>
minutely reminder that this game would have been over if navi didn't fuck around with a double auto setup in the second (?) ot
>>
>>181650819
ye 2 scar 20 cause they're kooky and funny
>>
>>181650279
>nufags
>>
>>181649396
Are they beta testing ESL's new SK grand finals script?
>>
PLEASE
JUST
END
THE
FUCKING
GAME
>>
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JUST
>>
NICE LA.
>>
Holy shit
>>
Stewie is legitimately retarded
>>
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>>
stewie literally did nothing wrong
>>
I JUST WANT TO WATCH FAZE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Just started watching CS again after a couple of years. What the fuck happened to VP?
>>
shroud threw that 1v3 by peaking out
>>
>the city of sewage2k
Literally throwing
>>
STOP GOING SCAR 20 FLAMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
STOP CHOKING MATCHPOINT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>181651985
implying Na'vi and C9 aren't matchfixing for some free 322's
>>
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IT'S FINALLY OVER.
>>
C9 fangays on suicide watch.
>>
kek clown 9 is shit
>>
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>>
ESL production wew
>>
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G U A R D I A N O F O U R S K I N E S
>>
>>181651867
Same as always. They go through periods of T3 dogshit to challenging for best team in the world
>>
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>>
>waddup guys this is jordan n0thing gilbert
>"We partner with the top cs pros!"
what did they mean by this?
>>
seized ended up 24-44
holy fuck
>>
>>181652920
>they kicked zeus for this
>>
what is the best usp skin and why is it business class
>>
sup lads
so some time ago, like 1-2 years, i had some skines on csgolounge
any way to get them back? right now i'm only seeing some coin bullshit
>>
>>181653793
>not royal blue
>>
>Nuke
What the hell is Mouz doing?
>>
>>181653793
overgrowth
>>
>>181654532
winning
>>
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ty for the ez skines ;^)
>>
why is train such a boring map to watch
>>
faze hahahaha
>>
wtf i love mouz now
>>
-1 kills hahahaha
>>
Fucking faze
>>
is faze saving strats or what?
>>
>I missed placing my knives on IMT

just kill me now
>>
twistzz is actually good at this game
>>
-shroud
+twistzz
>>
chrisj is igling?
>>
-n0thing
+stanislaw

-shroud
+twistzz

c9 first NA major champion
>>
americlaps: "ropes"
eu: "ropz"
>>
is oskar or allu *our* guy?
>>
what fucking mouse is karrigan using?

https://clips.twitch
.tv/YummyFrigidPenguinResidentSleeper
>>
>the city of Nikosports
>>
mouz vs faze proves that multiculturalism works and should be the path forward for humanity
>>
>>181657992
DeathAdder
>>
>>181658086
they don't have leds like that
>>
>>181658156
http://csgopedia.com/csgo-pro-setups/
>>
>>181658241
look at the clip i linked

it's not a deathadder or a g pro
>>
>CT-sided map
>Change map visuals
>Now T-sided map
?
>>
what's the best mouse grip for cs:go?
>>
>>181658748
whatever you're comfortable with
>>
>this fucking tilt
Top kek
>>
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If anyone wants to play high level assault post your steam profile link
>>
>>181659292
>mge

lmao
>>
>>181659292
>assault

lmao
>>
>>181659292
lmao
>>
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>>181659570
>assault
>best map
>FUCK YOU TRASH DUST 2 PLAYER REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>181659292
>being so bad you have to main an utter shitmap

lmao
>>
>>181658339
not a g pro. the lights look nothing like that
>>
>HUES
kek
>>
>>181660209
that's what i said
>>
>>181660271
misread it. my bad. (just woke up from a food coma) happy birthday America!
>>
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>>181660005
>Time for another awesome game on best map
ARE YOU MAD BRO
>>
>>181660498
>he doesnt main aztec
>>
f0rest have got skinny again

u know what that must mean
>>
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>>181661082
not enough rapefugee semen in his diet
>>
i wonder if nip are cucks?
>>
>>181661340
really makes you think
>>
>g2 doesn't cheat

lmao
>>
how to beat nip:

full eco or force buy
>>
Is NiP back?
>>
>>181404390
is that a dog wearing sunglasses
>>
>>181662234
just on track for the micro hacks
>>
ReZ is kinda sick desu. He has revitalized NiP.
>>
who else /smurfsontheirmain/ here?
>dont play matchmaking
>deliberately put myself in nova
>destroy kids
>get accused of smurfing/hacking
>see I have skins and other valuables in my inventory
>accuse me of stealing someones account
>>
Wait is this whole thing in Cologne, as in Cologne, Germany? So can I look forward to my girlfriend getting raped before and/or after I attend this in person?
>>
>>181657992
razer mamba tournament edition
>>
>kick friberg
>suddenly forest gets better

umm????
>>
>>181665030
lol f0rest has been their best player for the past year
>>
>>181665163
lmao i said "gets better" not "got good" esl peasant learn english
>>
>>181665317
so, how has he gotten better then?
>>
>>181665396
by being better? lmao are you retarded?
>>
>>181665534
"he got better by being better"
a bit of a tautology ;) night night sweetie
>>
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>Fnatic vs Faze
>Liquid vs Optic
>>
>>181665676
lmao retard
>>
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>We need an NA team in the playoffs script
>The top teams started off with mixed results script

Come on ESL, you can do better than this
>>
>>181665676
that's not what a tautology is you brainlet
>>
>>181665030
friberg was f0rests feeder

since friberg was kicked f0rest has gotten in shape
>>
/ourguys/ Floptic against Shitquid.
>>
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O U R G U Y S

U

R

G

U

Y

S
>>
>>181665862
yes it is you halfwit. what community college did you attend?
>>
>>181667452
geting better =/= being better

night night :)
>>
>>181653928
PLEAS ERESPOND
>>
>>181668874
try reddit pal
>>
>>181669207
eww
>>
>>181668430
construct a case where someone is getting better without being better sweetie :)
>>
>>181405557
totally unrelated, but which distro are you running, my guy?
>>
how much do you think pros make from stickers? considering that's all they wanted desu, the major is just a bonus
>>
>>181674848
all the stickers that people buy from the major all goes to the pros
>>
Everyone is a retard except me
>>
you can tell how much he loves getting BLACKED

https://twitter.com/ESLCS/status/882377337035251712
>>
How does the "Your offers" thing work. I bought two sticker capsules from it once and now it's gone. I figured it was a daily deal sort of thing but it's been awhile. Weekly?
>>
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Tons of xp and free wins of csgos best map assault
>>
>>181678207
what
orgs arent goody goody boys and give 100% of profits to players lmao
>>
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As the night draws to a close a final win on assault good night;)
>>
>>181688321
i can't ever enjoy maps like these, or games like these where it's too easy, or que stacks larger than 2
>>
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>>
>Play 1v1 servers, start warming up, trying out a new sensitivity (2222eDPI for the memes, huehue)
>Couple of decent players on, all the way to the 5th arena, I go famas and p250 to warm up, to prove dominance over everyone going the ak and usp meta
>They are pretty cocky, despite me using meme weapons
>Start working my way up, losing most rounds against the better guys
>Keep coming back like a bad case of herpes
>Start beating them consistently, feeling more solid with the sensitivity, whack out the deagle
>Juan deags EVERYWHERE, but still losing out to higher arena players
>better players start getting mad, alternating between 3rd and 4th arenas, arena 1 is legitimately a cheater
>vs one of the tryhards, insta-juan him in a split second, he shouts "I JUST KNEW I WOULD GET 1 DEAG'D GOD FUCKING DAMN IT"
>Starts getting all sarcastic saying "how can he be like you, anon"
>I tell him you gotta use extremely high sensitivity, and start doing double 360's while he specs me, he starts laughing and asks what it is
>I say 2200 dpi
>Entire server outraged, 5-6 guys talking shit about how much of a moron I am for using a high dpi, I laugh at them and say "you gotta be quick!"
>End up getting arena 1 after the cheater was banned, and holding it using a deag and a famas
>cocky dudes rage quit

wew lads
>>
Why don't tournaments have keyloggers with timestamps.
It won't do anything about people with aimbots, but it would at least prevent aimkeys from scouting information through walls and smokes. SK and fnatic would fucking collapse without their precious aim keys.
>>
>>181691140
its sad you make up shitty stories that never happened instead of masturbating before you sleep
>>
>>181695670
1v1 servers aren't hard to get to the top of mayne. I'm just better than the eagles and DMG's who get their kicks doing aim battles.
>>
1v1 aim maps are ezaf my dude even silvers dominate in that garbage
>>
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>>181658339
definitely a razer, are you blind
>>
how do you have fun when camping in corners is the entirety of the gameplay
>>
>>181697164
That's why you gotta use meme guns my dudes
>>
>>181700374
because flashbangs exist
>>
[H] Bayo Fade 95% 0.03 [W] Karambit Vanilla Stattrak
b/o karambit vanilla stattrak
https://s.metjm.net/eESzsMp.jpg
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=75338878&token=AIN79fzM
>>
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Time for more assault games!
>>
>>181704438
Doesn't sound like a fair trade for you desu.
>>
>>181705797
what is a fair trade for me anon?
>>
>>181705854
Nvm. I didn't actually check the prices for each so you should be fine. You're prob better off asking reddit to trade with you desu
>>
>solo q
>check who's together
>my team is solo
>other team is 5 queue
literally every fucking game since I got back what is going on
>>
>>181706045
reddit doesnt respond to me :C is there a better trade i should be doing, i havent been trading for a while
>>
>>181706130
Wish I could help you but I never trade
>>
>>181706130
use a tradebot?
>>
>>181707043
do you know of any tradebots who will pay extra for the fade %?
>>
>come back after a year of not playing
>everyone in nova is playing like LE
what happened is everyone cheating now?
>>
>>181405557

Increased visibility. I say keep it.
>>
>>181678797
Can anyone answer this?
>>
>>181708215
Silver elo hell is being overrun.
Without as many cheaters the newbies are able to keep progressing, even with the same amount of smurfs.
>>
>>181708937
you get a new set every 3 days or so
>>
>>181709664
Thanks
>>
>vp bought nades and still lost the pistol round
>>
>being polish

heh
>>
do you think they'll retire after the major?
>>
why is /csgog/ so dead but the game is just as alive as LoL or DotA?

Is it because no waifus?
>>
>>181712709
no children
>>
>>181708215
Ranks were fucked back then, now they are normal.
>>
>the absolute state of VP
>>
vp has an excuse to throw bc the major is the only thing theyre working on
>>
Seeing as VP will retire in shame following this major, who will be /ourguys/
>>
>>181712709
I mean both those games have way more players. cs is big, but it isn't lol/dota big.
>>
>>181713001
faze, just as before
>>
Seriously what next for virtus pro?
>>
>>181712709
everyone moved to the discord
>>
>>181713001
VP has never, and will never be our guys
>>
>>181712709
2 of them are p2w while csgo is hacks to win
>>
some newcunt jsut tried to (You) me and tell me VP arent this generals team
>>
Snax is literally the only thing keeping VP in this match
>>
vp isnt our team. cloud9 is
>>
>>181713325
>Sewage2kills
>on our team

nah
>>
How the fuck did they not see him
>>
>ingame audio is broken and all you hear is semenlar talking

i didnt want this
>>
https://twitter.com/SKGaming/status/882551381957251072
>>
>wake up
>VP is getting fucking raped
Top fucking kek
>>
JUST
>>
>>181713771
I don't get it
>>
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>not a single map this LAN
>>
>>181714047
That arena is going to be empty
VP fucked everyone's wallet with this shit
>>
Our gooks tyloo up next
>>
is it time to buy vp stickers in bulk?
>>
>>181714445
>wake up
>VP is getting fucking raped
>cry myselfback to sleep
>>
Is there a way to avoid playing with Russians? I have had three games in a row where my russian teammates troll from the first round.

Should valve region lock all russians to their own servers?
>>
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>another cobble game
>>
>Clown9
>>
>>181715178
you don't liek dropping the cases, anon?
>>
Is it me or tyloo afraid of AWPing? I remember them being this conservative on CT side mirage too.
>>
>>181715624
its not even a major you dunkass
>>
>>181713067
they are free games also csgo has alot more viewers esports wise than dota2
>>
I want to suck Skadaddy's dick
>>
Tyloo is fucking awful
>>
>>181715957
>more viewers esports wise
what does this even mean? 1 viewer = 1 viewer and dota and LoL shit on this turd of a game
>>
>>181716646
only their t side
>>
>>181716646
b-but it's time Asia has awakened as the new csgo giant, they have the overhyped swag of Asia bntet, plus they have the best winning record on all maps
>>
based sewage
>>
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>>181717031
Chinese are shit at videogames.
The only asians that are capable of becoming a dominant power in CS are Koreans, but they're all playing LoL.
>>
>>181716701
bc everyone is a beta larper on dota and lol
>>
>>181717495
>Chinese are shit at video games
>NA's best 2 players are Chinese

Nice meme
>>
>fucking shit show

ummm esl? isn't this supposed to be a family stream?
>>
"Fucking shitshow"
>>
>>181717532
no wonder NA is so shit
>>
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>>181717532
>elige asian
>>
>>181717532
Stewie is awful I don't understand this meme that he's good
>>
>>181717553
>>181717542
lol when the break ends the audio is fucking out sync
>>
>>181717862
BabyShox
>>
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>how to dress up frieberg
>>
>>181717875
he needs to lose a bit of weight, as a former fatty I know that wearing shirts can be a nightmare
>>
>>181717862
He might be awful but he's still the best NA has. That's how shit americans are at video games.
>>
>>181717862
all the rank s montages on youtube
>>
Turks are the fucking worst of the worst in twitch chat.
>>
>>181717532
i thought tim was vietnamese?
>>
>>181717806
>both stewie and elige rating 1.17 while elige doesn't even have to IGL

stewie>elige
>>
>>181718123
but tim is the igl tho
>>
>>181718176
they both are
>>
>>181718123
does c9 even have an igl?
>>
>>181718228
its between stew, autimatic and sometimes n0thing
>>
>>181718290
>hey lets do x this round
>in depth millisecond timing based strategical calling

yeah you are a moron if you think that impairs stewie to an existence style
>>
Space soldiers are going to win because they are the home team
>>
erdogan is getting his truck of peace ready
>>
>>181719175
holy shit turks stfu about erdogan
>>
wtf esl one already started!?
>>
>>181719212
since when did turks exist on 4chan?
>>
>>181719323
VP and Tyloo already out
>>
>>181719435

VP noooo :c
>>
anyone here go to /r/GlobalOffensive
>>
NEW THREAD

>>181720652

>>181720652

>>181720652

>>181720652
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