Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Best Husbando edition.
Also this new announcer pack sucks ass.

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1st for PUGNA

who here one of the bois xD *hugs 2ez4rtz shirt*

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>he's triggered by ourteezy

So is siltbreaker ded content?

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>no loon hero

ummmmm, dotards?

wanna give arteezy a birthday blowjob ngl

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What is this face trying to convey

How do I get invited to a low prio game?

>>181360719
that's the face I make when I step on a lego

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>>181360719
stepping on a lego
cm seems to do that a lot

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Why is she such a slut

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>>181360896
which dota ladies are not?

this kunkka keeps spamming some stupid fucking taunt in game, is there a way to disable them?

valve is so fucking retarded

>>181359138
"we need tank"
what is the appropriate responses to this?

>>181360790
>>181360815
>cm posters recreationally step on legos
rofl

>>181360962
TA

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can you degenerates do like /lolg/ and make a porn thread on /h/ or something and talk about how you want to suck dick over there? You don't even have to crop the porn win win you dumb shitters

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>>181361131
It's too much effort to put my legos away once I'm done playing though

>>181361023
If you get triggered by words, taunts, etc. you shouldn't play dota, the game is not for you and you are a problem.

REMINDER maledom is the worst fetish

>>181361236
true dat
>tfw miss playing with legos
man fuck technology, why did i have to get addicted

i want to lick up every excretion of luna. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rs4QjUEMjT

>>181361328
can someone edit out the part of nova and replace it with just more of luna groaning

>>181361029
If you actually need somebody on frontlines, pick a tank if you are going off lane.
If you are going core, then pick a strength core, or at least make a bkb and stats on a agility one.
If you are going support and you still need somebody on frontlines, omni, aba would be the best.
t. 5k

>>181361223
there's usually an >>>/aco/ thread up but it's fun posting crops

>>181361273
femdom futa>femdom>maledom

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>>181361328
JESUS CHRIST I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AWILE

>>181361328
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>181361459
Creator here. I had to subject myself to diarrhea sounds for hours to pick out quality ones without toilet bowl echo. i cant do this anymore

>>181361328
>luna will never sit on your face

>>181361959
your sacrifice will be remembered brother

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tfw only win because ember spirit throws

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I'm going to play a game of Dota 2

>>181361976
Just image.

Luna is in your lane with you, farming as usual, yet something is amiss. Her last hits grow sketchier and she seems to squirm every so often. After the recent wave clears, you approach her and ask what's wrong.

"I... It's nothing."

Now you definitely know something is up. With some persistent intrigue, she begrudgingly shares her urge to defecate. With this new-found knowledge, you let out a hearty laugh, causing her to blush and squirm even more. A deuce? What's the big deal? Just take a break in the trees, you tell her.

"I can't"

What?

"I can't do it alone... Umm... Usually Mirana is with me, we've done it since childhood together, but she's in top lane and..."

As she trails off, you see the concern in her eyes. This damsel in distress ain't beating around the bush, and neither will you. For Luna, you would do anything! (continued)

>>181362569
(continued)

"I... Are you sure?"

Nodding vigorously, you extend a hand and guide her to the treeline behind the tower. With some hesitation, she gives one last reproachful look at you.

"I haven't had a decent shit in several days. You've been warned lad."

And with that, she shoves you to the ground. Recovering from the fall, you look up to see Luna waste no time in parting her one-piece leather battlegarb. The powerful musk of a hard day's farm hits you like a truck, and before you can say anything, she swiftly swings one leg over you, squats, and spreads her asshole as hard as she can mere inches from your face. Between the grunts and moans, she lets out several lengthy farts, each worse than the last. You try to cover your nose, but she drops to her knees, pinning your arms beneath her shins. He asshole is now hovering so close you can almost taste it, and with each grunt it bounces, grinding briefly across your face.

"Oh, by the dark moon!" (continued)

>>181362674
(continued)

After several minutes of struggling, she finally seems to have managed to coax out the substance that caused so much discomfort. With a long, low grunt, her asshole begins to pull apart, and a mass of foul, solid shit slow, painfully slowly, is pushed from it.

"Selemene guide me!"

Luna digs deep, and as her normally pale face grows red with effort, she pushes as hard as she can, causing the foot-long log to eject from her asshole with great force, smashing you across the face before rolling aside. The sheer weight and density of the crap astounds you, having the weight of a small kobold!

"AAAAUUGH!"

Returning to the view above, her now thoroughly stretched anus is producing more shit loads! You brace yourself, but it's not enough. Log after log is dropped, and as the shit smears across your face and chest, you begin to grow nauseous. After what seems like eternity, the expulsion of torrential shit slows to a crawl. Braving the sight, you're greeted with Luna's now prolapsed asshole undulating, winking hard at you, still with a slight gap that closes ever so slowly. You muster the strength to finally wrestle your arms free and firmly grasp her cheeks, pushing her away into the pile of shitlogs now surrounding the two of you. But before you can say anything, one of your comrades shouts in frustration from your team fountain, "gg no re 3v5 ff pls."

Hello?

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https://www.joindota.com/en/news/55503-day9-to-host-the-international-this-year-with-co-host-purge

lolnice

>>181362569
>>181362674
>>181362820
Oh, I just realized you wrote "sit", not "shit" >>181361976

>>181361269
yeah playing some loud fucking violin music is not annoying at all, all im asking for is an option to turn that shit off, are you so fucking autistic you suck gabes fat cock everytime he hands you a broken fucking pathc?

>>181362942
day9 sucks tho

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Another game of battlefury void
Another win

When will dotards accept that battlefury void is the way?

>>181363000
You are unstable, get away from dota.

>>181362952
haha xd what an epic twist my man, upboted

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>>181362217
>975 -50

How bad of a feel do you think that is?

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have you ever played against a ti participant d2g?
i have !

Daily reminder to always prioritize denying over last hits if there's an enemy present in the lane

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Hello /d2g/

This is Haruhi Suzumiya. What hero do you think she plays?

>>181363483
should I watch the haruhi animes

>>181363242
>bkb into straight buttefly
>buying the talis and staff before eagle
fully deserved it

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>>181361023
That new taunt is fantastic, it triggers your team, the enemy team, spectators, and especially bitch boys like tu.

>>181363617
Dear God no

Endless 8 is literally endless

I have the Slark immortal, anyone want to trade it for their Necro immortal?

>>181363739
okay but should I watch the other episodes

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>get out of lpq
>don't even want to play
M-maybe i should just stay there. It's pretty entertaining.

>>181363617

>should I watch Seinfeld in [current year]?
>should I watch Madoka in [current year]+3?

they were the hotness back in 07, but I don't they've aged that well, considering you've seen other media in the previous ten years

>>181361959
Good job

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>>181363928
>that piece of shit is actually worth money
Why the fuck do people like that slark thing? It literally looks like one of those chastity dick things.

>>181363617
it's pure fucking trash.
apparently melancholy is good but I don't know i'm not sitting for the rest of that trash for it.

When exactly is TI main event starting?

>>181364473
August.
We will probably get act 2 at the start of the month and treasure 3 at the end of the month before we start the main bit.

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/d/d8/Abys_rival_05.mp3

Why is Pit lord so based, manly and such a patrician pick?

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https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3286588883

im the titan in this game, where did i fuck up? and how can a troll be this fucking bad?

>got full out hunted down about 6 times in a row by nyx and fags
>tank up
>still as much damage dealt as troll
>shadow blade was rage buy for getaways, should've gone for bkb
>so was refresher

any 4k-5k want to make a battlecup group?

>>181363342
I've played with ixmike and sneyking and they were pretty good performances.

is there any real way to deal with bristle as of now?
You can meme saying "well just buy silver edge!" but its not like buying orchid against squishy caster, even with silver edge with normal build he has over 2k hp and vanguard so unless 3+ people focus him in teamfight (which means that they are not focusing other cores) you can't really kill him

And when he hits lvl 20 without AA its borderline impossible to kill him (who the fuck though about this talent?)

Can't wait for this fuck to get nerfed into the oblivion

>>181366123
aghs doom turns him into a melee creep with bloated hp

>>181366123
I bet you pick medusa and spectre

>>181366123
without the 10% spell lifesteal, he's basically the same hero as before, so i dont know why people is struglling so much with him

>>181366123
Axe, lc, glimmer, force staff, euls, mana drain, ghost scepter, eblade, brain.. all work find against him

>>181366410
>i dont know why people is struglling so much with him
>>181366556
>all work find against him

This general is really nothing but brown people now, isn't it?

>tfw you win impossible game by playing without mistakes, calming down your team and guiding them to victory

jessus fucking christ what a game

>we me on qop mid, zeus solo safe, enigma jungle, pudge and chen offlane
>they sf ta mirana weaver veno(yeah i know all retard picks)
>i really didn't make any mistakes, knew we can win it either in 1st 25 or late late when i get mylvl25
>we do good but early on but fail to push hg
>faggots rat us left and right
>end up losing mid lane, off ranged rax, and safelane tower
>other team start flaming us
>enigma drops some sick bh, chen kills everyone with dagons and shit, pudge got some sick hooks, zeus press r
>defend for like 20-30 mins
>finally able to push, take 2 lanes, team dies, i manage to get away
>lucky team has bbs
>def for 10 more minutes, kill them all, win game

my hearth still pumping
It was also my game to reach to 4k, but im 2 points short

/endblog

>>181366556
>>181366704
ALL WORK FINE
I should go to sleep, fuck

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>>181366704
>brown people
that's clearly NA spelling

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>Threads are going to be slow for about a month
Fuck

>>181366339
but its... doom... I mean ok after you buy aghs you make him less useful but its still doom who outside of that is not that good

>>181366556
LC (and maybe axe) I can agree on, but the rest is just slowing him down if anything, doesn't really provide you a reliable way to deal with him

>>181366410
People were always struggling with him, but the difference was he was extremely powerful with octarine core, you know? The item that costs 5900g? Well yeah now you get about 40% of the effect for free.

The problem is that he is dealing WAY TOO MUCH damage for how tanky he is and for how he does not have to build any damage, mana, or anything really items. Just build pure tank and you can easily be in top 3 damages in game.

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ama

>>181367452
on paper it means you win every single fight against his team

>>181367452
Sure it maybe slows him down, but try doing this
>pick lion
>max mana drain
>sit in lane against him and drain him every time when he gets into the lane
>drain him every fight no matter what
>build the items i wrote in that sentence as well
There, you win

>>181367035
nah, we have dreamleague soon and mdl even sooner

>>181367593
why

>>181365732
ehh theres a lot wrong here. Morph died too much, went linkens super late. You needed more force staffs to kite sven properly. I don't really think you transitioning to core here really was amazing. You're item timings were pretty garbage and if you were thinking of doing it your first item should have been a farming one and not blood stone. They had a 10k net worth advantage when you picked it up and all you're going to do is lose stacks. Seems like a pretty low skill game based on the net worths and time, and prophet/troll are the only heroes with an acceptable gpm/lh amount.

>>181359138
Just won a game playing tchies with a feeding tusk the enemy team had a medusa, axe and tinker, are Bristle back killed them all.
How would you even kill a 6 slotted bb?

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Post lewds dotards

>>181367776
when i got the bloodstone i actually got a lot of stacks, had to go this mixed way, wanted to be offlane but the faggot troll who wanted jungle came to the lane and just rid me of my farm, other lane was not an option either so i had to roam a lot

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>>181367938

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>sgdq starts tomorrow
>no dota 2 on the schedule
?

>>181368704
Not even /aco/ would take this filth

>>181368973
the fuck is sgdq
if its some millennial garbage don't bother replying

>>181368973
greetings from cancer kick germanys butt

Why u guys still playing this game?

>>181362942
please tell me this isnt real holy fuck. we need to nuke reddit.

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>the commissary in charge of memes doesn't have adblock

Internet has been invaded by poseurs, it's over shut it down

>>181369297
Speedrunning, aka autism as performance art.

So did valve just give up on making pets? why is there only one?

>>181367593
XD

>>181370379
i dont know but more shitty clutter on screen that we cant even disable is last thing we need

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Anyone want to play a game with me on US east?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dokidokisuru

>>181367593
Epic

Who is "I need to carry 3-4 peruvians" Tier right now

>tank international ranked
>get like 500 less mmr on it
>use it to get ez bets and practice weak heroes

this int ranked shit is genius

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>>181370379
there are two, wofl pup from cm arcana and armadildo
valve gave up on it because the B team in charge of dota now couldnt code it properly to not show to the enemies and give away the pets wearers position

>>181361023
Good to see taunts working as intended.

>>181370703
>friends: 64
fucking normie steam aint facebook

>>181370778
I usually get 2 peruvians on my team but I've been facing straight 5 peruvians on the enemy team lately.

It's pretty fun, they ALWAYS all char near the end of the game. "mierda report x pls mierda"

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>>181370703
>anime
>no information given
>only 17 games
>those showcases
>>>>that fucking comment section

>>181371619
What's wrong with anime?

Which hero would you describe as ludo?

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>want to report someone
>accidentally commend him instead

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>>181371738

>>181370703
>Fuck otta here 2k trash imma go sk and godlike?... pff saki stop fuckin masterbating ur shit life to hentai and go lose your virginity fuckin faggot eww did u take a bath u fuckin Weeboo....... u pity the mmr i play in?? fuck otta here faggot... and get a life

>Please, fucking kill yourself. You're the most fucking stupid Omniknight player I've ever encountered in my whole fucking life.

>pay 2 leave lpq
nice game dotards...

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6knppc/psa_you_can_get_rid_of_lp_by_playing_siltbreaker/

>>181372142
>posting a link to reddit
>with reddit spacing
>while taking reddit's side of the argument and not /ourstache/'s
kys yourself

>>181361328
>I'm done bein Merciful! TASTE MAH SHITE!

Never fails to make me smile.

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>>181370973
>Did they do something to your eyes

>>181371224
Same here but the peruvians im against lately have had a very weird level of coordination. Usually a 3 stack as well just instalocking wombo combos. Its fucking scary

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>>181371224
>tfw you realize that dealing with le peruanos in nearly every game is turning you into a cancerous shitstain

What is it about them that's so fucking infuriating? Even the pinoys that play on USW at night don't bother me when they babble in Tagalog because at least they are actually trying to communicate, if ineffectively. Like 90% of peruvian players are indistinguishable from medium difficulty bots and a markov chain that randomly spouts shit like "jajaja agg mrd ptm ctmr asco de mrd :v"

I mean I'm not even surprised they exist, I just don't understand why they are playing a game like Dota. Even at 4k they don't play the game correctly and just want to play TDM.

>>181374006
pro tip: you wouldn't get angry if you wanted to fuck her

after a 5 hour ( i guess) edging session i'm ready for som dota

>>181373621
12yo peruvians play better than you and you know it

>>181374006
kys

>>181373621
whiny cunt

just enjoy the shit

>>181374006
play support and buy the shit out of those wards

>>181373621
I used to get mad at them and complain, but since I started smurfing at 0-3k mmr on new accounts, playing against hispanic stacks every game, I actually cherish their presence. The majority of them are delusional to the point that you can't use any form of sense or reason with them, and they will always be convinced they are better than you, so when I go on a 120 game win streak with a 16 kda, dumpstering hispanics game after game and talking shit, I don't have to feel bad that I'm ruining the games or hurting someone's feelings. If it was white people stacks I was destroying I'd feel bad about wasting their time, but since I'm just beating cunts who yell "report mi team" every 5 minutes after picking jungle lifestealer, it makes the wins that much more satisfying. I don't even talk shit anymore unless someone tries to start something in all chat beforehand.

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>stomp early game since im the midlaner
>rotate every lane and kill everybody
>supports start queuing aghses's into their quickbuy and forget wards
>carries start solo pushing lanes without vision
>get memebacked on
Why is this allowed

>>181375420
can i have your dotabuff with your streak

>>181375567
you didnt spam "get back" enought.

>>181372556
how can i kiss myself

>>181376035
kiss ur anus

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?

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>canada day
>didn't get drunk or even go out to see fireworks
>at home playing dota

How true is this:

People who can't play mid, play QoP
People who can't play carry, play Jug
People who can't play support, play CM
People who can't play anything at all, play Veno

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>>181376227
>It's a CM with a arcana and every immortal
Most likely part of a stack and is female so I already know they will suck

At least she has the aura

>>181376227
bristleback razor viper lich are strong contenders

>>181376170
montreal? lets go be alone together

>>181376227
>qop
>squishy that falls off later if not played correctly
Wrong. The mid player that can't mid is vipr

>Jugg
>free sustain, free magic immunity, free stupidly low bat, free solo kills
Yes, jugg is for babies.

>CM
Yes

>Veno
Nah, people who cant play anything, play bristleback

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>>181376504
Cape Breton

>>181376457
>lich
a no brainer in ranked solo queue if youre solo support where you have a dual offlane and your team has an lc jungle

>>181375780
It's across multiple accounts, and I shared the account with a friend, so it's kind of hard to discern what games are mine. This was over a year ago so I don't exactly remember which accounts it was on, either either 3.0 or 2.0, where I spammed nothing but OD and lone druid. There is 1.0 - 5.0, so you can search for the others if you actually care. 5.0 has a 100% win rate at the moment in like 50 something games but that isn't included. If you want to be technical you can call bullshit, since I do have a couple losses, but I find it hard to count games where 4 retards abandon at 5 minutes and I'm not playing a hero that can 1v5.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/335993998
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/259534461

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post ur match history and r8 heroes
most of this was random firstpick except underlord games

>>181376227
baratrum, pa, pudge, wraith king and so on

>>181376634
you must never see a single shitskin
sounds like heaven

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>>181376634
>Cape Breton
holy shit that looks comfy as fuck, are there any qts?

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>>181376764

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>canadians on my general

>>181376996
what pos do you play? share your secrets with me

>>181376998
we're here, A FUCKING LEAF, get used to it

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What the fuck is this?
What do they have in common?

>>181376823
I am a native who grew up on a reserve. No niggers, but natives kill themselves on a weekly basis here. Chinese also live near the university area.

>>181376845
Plenty if you know where to go like Arichat and St Peters. Good camping spots near swimming holes if you know the back roads. Just carry a gun with you because coyotes might find your camp. We get plenty of deaths from them in the summer.

>>181372142
Fuck off reddit. Also who gives a shit, i actually LIKE solo draft now.

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>>181376996
J-j-jakiro is a bad hero
I love the hero but I keep losing with him all the time so I don't play him anymore ;_;

>>181377212
>what pos do you play?
5 ofc.
>share your secrets with me
This hero simple as fuck just buy tranquils and stciks and push towers with ur shit cores. idk what else to say.

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>>181376823
>>181377559
> you must never see a single shitskin sounds like heaven
>I am a native who grew up on a reserve
Pffffftt hahahahahahahhaha i love u cape breton bro whether ur larping or not

>>181377559
Do you have clean water there?

>>181377665
How are you so bad with jakiro holy shit.
I've almost got a 70% win rate with him.
>there are literal eskimos playing dota
Lmao.

>>181377253
pushes faster than techies can get online
roots and stuns fuck over aa
again, lion hates being disabled and focused
swap rubick, get kill. the max damage can be nice against null field
CM, again, squishy supports hate those two
for underlord, the burn damage burns through cloak quickly

is it even possible to win a single game as broodmother outside of situation when every single one of your lanes stomps and they win the game for you by carrying your useless piece of shit hero?

>>181378438
no

unless u spam her and are a aids pce of shit

>>181378078
Yeah but why do they have a high winrate against exactly the same heroes?

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>>181377665
Playing jakriro for like 2 weeks.

>>181377961
Yes. Didn't have running water until the 80's. Eskasoni used to be a shithole until one chief was elected and lawyered up and got us a fuck ton of money for infrastructure. It's still a shithole, but now we got a supermarket, fitness centre, fish plant and a suicide prevention centre. Still no fibre op though.

You may remove one, choose wisely:

Aussie Posters
Finn Posters
FUCKING LEAF posters

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>>181378675
Theres this thing called a "coincidence", have you ever heard of it?

>>181378847
me

>>181378696
how do yo feel when you get retarded carry that you have to support

>>181378847
i choose posters hailing from USA

>>181378847
muslims

>>181378847
usa usa usa

>>181378925
love jakiro, have kind of okay winrate with it, once there was a spectre game that drove me beyond mad and i mean real fucking asssplinters mad

we could've had double kill at bounty rune right on level 1 but he was just running around not hitting anything while 2 of the enemy chased me around trees and i zoned the fuck out of them with q and attacks
both left with around 100 hp

>>181378847
me

>>181378925
I'm alright with shit carry, unless they destroy their itmes. Actually even 2k boosted shitlord can farm creeps. I feed bad with retarded mid players, there is nothing you can do about them.

>>181359138
i'd like to reiterate now bad turkroaches are to play with

ourgirl is streaming dotards

>>181378872
>just a coincidence lmao xD

7 out of 10 heroes in a big sample size isn't a coincidence. You're not even giving it a thought.

>play anything but safelane carry or mid
>lose

I thought supports were supposed to be OP?

>>181376227
>People who can't play support, play CM
this is me tbqh

>>181379525
nigga do i look like nahaz? here's some statistic bullshit from a nonanalyst
Venge has more than 15 thousand match total disparity on multiple heroes, if underlord played 15 thousand more matches vs those heroes perhaps the win rate would be skewed more, and thus the symmetry of best vs would be altered
not to mention again, this doesnt list across mmr, team drafts, and whether the enemy just started feeding, so this statistical analysis is biased and doesnt have enough relevant variables
So, again, coincidence

>lose two games in a row because you get those players that just cannot make good decisions ever

>>181379609
It's a meme. Supporting wins games if you are 5k or above, but is pointless below that, so it's a way to bamboozle you into admitting your MMR is low.

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this hero is fun

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ok guys im playing ranked in 2k on us east wish me luck

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>>181380158
It's pointless unless you play visage or position 5 necro. Anyone else and you are at the mercy of your team.

why the FUCK are wr bones in foot connected to her chest?

>>181380158
I spammed earth spirit when he was op and got to 4.6k and stopped playing ranked. Support is only good for winning if you know your team won't throw or do something retarded to lose your leads

>>181380525
it's a beta

>>181380449
pos4 riki good too

>>181380389
good luck anon
we're here for your ooga booga posting if it doesn't work out

>>181380639
You're right. I forgot about that hero.

>>181380525
Anon, dont hold control to select multiple bones.

in SFM Reborn you just hover the mouse over the screen

>>181380559
>supporting is only good if your team carries you

Holy shit hahahahahaha

Make sure you guys watch TI this year, I'm one of the original dota players/testers and valve just sent the latest "surprise" they had planned this year for TI as an update for us to playtest

Not even joking its gonna be amazing

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>>181380872
nice it's finally happening

>>181380872
same my dad works for icefrog

>>181380792
it only takes 1 failed high ground push to make all your hard work negated

>>181380231
Fun until someone buys Blademail/Halberd/Silver Edge against you

>>181380671
Thanks senpai

>>181380872
shut up grant

>>181380449
I actually used to win a shitton with Visage in 6.88, but now I feel like I can't. No one ever plays objectives and 9 out of 10 times my team waits until creeps are at our towers to even do anything because no one looks at the minimap, and Visage doesn't have enough mobility to defend well even with BoTs.

>>181380872
can confirm my dad is bill gates

>>181380872
>"surprise"

>>181380872
>>>/reddit/

>>181380872
nie spodziewałem się, że widzisz tutaj jest to nowe hero?

>>181381010
they did

>>181381129
a ты cлyчaeм нe тo чмo?

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>>181380872
>>181380960
>inb4 the madmen actually do it

>>181381129
gambler

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any QoP spammers in here?

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>>181381212

>>181381248
niezła próba jazda kurwa
czy to prawda?

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>>181380872
will they finally come full circle and add this hero?

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>>181381375

>>181381425
it's already a LuL hero

>>181376227
What do people who can't play offlane play?

>>181381414
well all you gotta do is wait and see, but the recent gold changes they've been pushing is a small indicator.

>>181381518
Dark Seer

>>181381518
Axe

>>181381414
Я пoчти пoнимaю чтo oн пишeт.

>>181381054
I find it really hard to play with the team as Visage. My general strategy has been to support my carry for the first 5-10 minutes, grabbing bounty runes, pulling, and ensuring the lane goes smoothly. Then when I hit 6, I leave and begin farming on my own, smoking alone, and hunting specific heroes if possible, completely ignoring my team as I try to get my atos after medallion. As soon as I have atos, I try to get key pickoffs and my team hopefully uses the momentum to get objectives and push base.
It's very hard if you fall behind and are forced to play defensively, but you really have to get your own farm regardless of what happens. I find myself completely avoiding confrontation when my team is sucking, in hopes of securing either my atos or the next item. Because you really need to get pickoffs on your own, and know how to bait people to chase you when they are 5 manning and carefully split them up so you can snag kills with familiars. I don't find the hero difficult at all to play efficiently, but what's difficult is getting the enemy to play the way you want them to play and exploiting it.

>>181381518
Timbersaw.

>>181376227
>People who can't play mid, play QoP
thats not how you spell lina

>>181381425
Well that was sniper in 6.83

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>>181381456

>>181381610
ниц нe зpoзyмявeм, кaцaпe, выпepдaлa

>>181381714
Lina is much harder to play than QoP

>no escape, if you're out of position you're dead
>terrible animations
>skillshot stun

I literally do not want anything

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>>181381746

>>181380872
>tfw you realize it's almost been a whole year since the cancerous monkey king got released, and the beloved talent tree implemented

How do ya'll feel about it lads? Do we need something big and new again already?

>>181380872
you can't just say that and leave
at least hint at something you retard

>>181381837
Well then you aren't getting any presents for Christmas this year mister

>>181376996
which skill do you max bro

>>181381910
I hate Shrines and Monkey Cuck, but talents are cool

>>181381834
playing qop is bad if you wanna to learn mid
if you died to gank you realize you're shitter and you gonna be better at map awarness
same with hitting stuns canceling animations etc
similar to concept of volvo thinking that showing levels gonna help noobs, its only gonna discourage them from clicking enemy because duh i can see he has ult but now you dont know that some nigger had shadow blade

>>181381921
Read the thread, he already posted about what it is

>>181381910
Yeah, there hasn't been any huge meta shifts since the 7.00 mid meta

>want to play epic heroes like void jugg voker
>become a hard game
>want to raise mmr like a faggot playing underlord jakiro barathrum
>ez wins

what do d2g ;_;

>>181380761
I think my rig was fucked up

>>181381975
Huh I see, personally I love the shrines now that they got fixed they were OP before. And I really fucking hate MK.

But I don't feel we should be getting something big and new yet I like dota where it's at now.

>>181381945
First mostly, third if we can push realy fast.

>>181381910
WISDOM

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Legacy patch/map support

>>181382238
1st or 3rd then you max 2nd? thanks for the tip bre

>>181382036
Yeah and a year is quite some time I'd say.

So do you want something new or do you like it as is?

>>181382134
you're literally me except the reason why i dont play mid anymore is that getting it these days without having to fight retards for it is impossible

>>181382253
>then you max 2nd
Sometimes i just skip ult and put one point in it.

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>only ONE hero wasn't picked during TI qualifiers
can you guess his name /d2g/?
pic related is semi hint

>>181382365
hahah holy shit bro! ar eyou me!? epic!
jk i feel like the only time i would be going core is whenever i play with friends
otherwise its better to pick ez supps for ez wins than tryhard and be mentally stressed for the whole game

>>181382310
Well if the guy above who posted about gambler being added into the game is right it would be crazy

But dota right now is pretty balanced, wouldn't mind this patch for TI + next major

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>>181382510
?

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>>181382365
The answer is simple
Buff supports

>>181382510
Naga? Did not see any naga in the qualis

does sandking have the most comfy voice over

furries need not comply

>>181382693
na naga got picked up during some SEA game

>>181382804
Imba spirit

>>181382510
>>181382813
What is it then?

>>181382693
>>181382586
wrong, try again

>>181382804
puck has always been a favorite of mine, but ODs voice is amazing

>>181382889

POISON

DOG

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Logically, why is there no surrender button in dota? I feel like if 4 players want to surrender, then it should occur. To prevent this, maybe make it so 4 stacks can't queue to prevent abuse to the other person?

I was just in a game in which our team was camped for 20 minutes in fountain. The winning team was not attempting to push down towers to kill ancient and they were not trying to get megas. They pushed mid only, then camped the fountain for 20 minutes.

It was the most frustrating shit because there is no way to come back from that and yet I am forced to stay in the game? It was a 50 minute game that was over by the 20 minute mark.

Why is there no surrender for situations like that? There needs to be a surrender for blowout situations like that. Forfeiting has been in sports for a fucking millennia. Why is there no surrender button in dota 2? If the score is 50-5... what makes you think you can come back?

>>181382804
Ember

>>181381276
Just starting out because im sick of lina spicers

>>181382905
Jark Warden

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>>181382913
how to play puck i almost run out of mana every game

>>181360719
>>181360815
>>181360896
>>181360962
Sauces?

>>181383023
send that to cap

>>181382957
t. frog

>>181383023
me on the right

>>181382936
Relevant again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OlKR3-pm2U

>>181382957
it should be enabled above a certain rank, but some people fail to realize they can win games, there are winnable games where my team just gives up and sits in the fountain

so you know, its nice that there isnt an option so people are more inclined to stick it out, though i agree that when you know its over its not fun, just load up some youtube vids to watch while you wait

>>181383031
double null tali and dominate ur lane

get veil, lv 8 and gank a lane for 1-2 easy kills and then FARM more, don't fall for the "I gotta keep ganking" meme

>>181383170
thanks bro
rush dagger after veil then whats the follow up build

>>181383031
Whenever you're picking up an item on the courier always send one or two clarities with it, that shits OP and it saves you gold in the end.

Not just for puck, do it for any hero you need mana on

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>>181359138
>First game back in weeks
>Its a meepo only smurf episode
>uninstall

>>181383301
if they have someone annoying get a euls or linkens

after that you've probably won, if you haven't get dagon/scythe/moon shards with the +420 gpm talent

>>181381664
Exploiting idiots is easy, the trouble I have is my own easily exploited idiots.

It's the same shit every game
>almost everyone is farming jungle by 12 minutes because last hitting is SO HARD
>mid/carry dies for no good reason
>rest of my team wanders aimlessly around without vision regardless of whether we have a "support" or even if it would take one fucking minute to finish putting up wards looking for fights while missing out on farm and levels

Which has one of the following results
>join team, they win fights with my help, but they do nothing with the advantage because they don't know how to push highground and we lose territory anyway
>join team, fights are lost and I lose out on time I could have spent defending instead of trying to salvage a retarded decision
>leave team to fight while I defend and they all die within seconds several times, usually because they all rush into a trap to get the last hit on one hero or are too skittish to do anything before it's too late

Basically, I have to pray to god my team is competent, which is stressful as fuck. When I win it's usually because the other team was doing this retarded bullshit, and you can't plan anything out because low-skill players are literally bothered by communication, even simple statements, and only want to play their own game. It was more fun in 6.88 because the pace was set by how good the players are, there wasn't this implicit need to have perfect team synergy with strangers.

>>181383429
i always do this to jugg

i swear the hes the most mana dependent hero in the game right now
always out of mana after 3 spells

Didnt valve promise some kind of bans for intentional feeders?

What happened? I havent heard of a single person getting banned for it.

>>181383657
ye mana is the main reason why u want Aquila/Wand on him

>>181383709
its a beta

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>>181383709
>valve
>delivering on promises

>>181383849
is drums good on him?

Sup kids. Dota 2 is a fucking joke game seriously. Anyone who really thinks the game is good is a fucking idiot or a newshitter. IT IS SHIT. The reason people play it is that it is easy money compared to SC2 which they failed at.

Face it, Dota 2 is a failure, even VALVe knows it didn't generate the profit they wanted (which is why they're jewing so hard now). They hired shitty game designers, decided to literally copy wc3 DotA to make another rehashed boring MOBA crap.

It's still a terrible game, just retards who missed out on LoL and who are fucking losers and think Dendi has skill. The games are fucking terrible, watching 1 Innovation vs Rain match completely blows my mind and leaves me sitting in awe. Watching Na'Vi play Dota 2 I think .. wow will they get a lucky win with this cheese push strat?

It's a farce. You kids are all shitheads. VALVe is a shit company that fucking murdered DotA in China and thanks to teamliquid and other fucks propping up a shit game as esport is now actually watched (still by less people than LoL and with less prize money hahahahhahahaaahh).

Face it Dota 2 is a joke of a game, the pros know it, I know it, everyone who has seen Faker or Xpeke play League know it. Valve will NEVER man up and actually make the game good. It's gonna be shitty Icefraud shithead designs and retards pressing R to win forever. TI3 was a terrible tournament and killed the community even more as 1/3 of the prize money went to Kelly. Shit they didn't even make the fucking custom games yet which is why half the people want it.

Meanwhile LoL is a 100% fresh original MOBA that has year long championships with 8 figure prizepools and millions of viewers. Yet VALVe decided to RUIN DotA by completely copying it because "no one wants change, skill, or exciting games past retards ricing 40 minutes to win"

>prime na hours
>d2g talking about the game
uh dotards?

>>181383709
people with low behavior score who get reported get max lp'd

>>181384126
It's ok, I think it's only worth getting if you're not getting much farm

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>>181384249
I got this

>pick my heroes using dotapicker
>4 losses in a row

What am I doing wrong?

>>181384249
I only post on /d2g/ when adelaide/leafposter/sc2gen isn't here, makes the general 100% better

>>181384436
dotapicker doesn't work in lower MMR tiers, just pick a hard mid carry/ganker and carry your team

even in higher tiers, hero counter picks are just too weak, if the enemy is more skilled they will win

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what does this tell you about the relative skill level of each position?

>>181384451
lol bye now

>>181384436
maybe learn the fucking heroes you are picking

>>181384607
Nothing

I'm leaving now, hope you're proud.

>>181384607
You can only be a tier 1 mid if you have Adderall-tier reflexes. Sumail, Abed, etc. are young and fast.

>>181384249
>europe is sleeping
>no reddit in sight

makes you wonder

>>181384603
>first pick invoker cuz im a try hard
>nerds have four picks of "counters"
>still cant beat me

feelsgoodman

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>>181384625
hello fake marmalade

>>181384236
tldr

>>181384607
Tells me I might be too old for this shit.

>>181384625
genocide?

>>181384236
yeah i'm not reading all that shit
post ending in 5 decides what I read

>shitter posts about general being good quality
>contrarians start shitposting

damn it

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>>181384719
door is over there loser

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>>181384858

Why dota brings the worst out of people? One of my friends is a pretty chill dude, now he is a raging retard playing his 3k dota

>>181384892
adelaide was a mistake - icefrog

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>>181384858

>>181384956
competition. The high you get from being better than other people is too great

>>181384858
read this with your ears and play Elite:dangerous

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>>181384858

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>>181385205
I read that shit in hs already

Anime

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>EE plays with singsing
>makes it to TI
>Yapzor plays with singsing
>makes it to TI
>Coon plays with singsing
>makes it to TI
>Teabun plays with singsing
>makes it to TI
Really makes you think...

>>181385717
hes so shit he inspires others to achieve

>>181385717
>Cancel plays with Singsing
>Lose at Ro32 in the open qualifiers
>Cries on stream

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>>181385717
>Singsing's stack of semi-pro's go up against Nigma's stack
>Loses

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>>181385673

>>181386047
Reminder that anime made it to TI while anything else didn't.

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>>181386047
haha good one, mind if I save?

>>181382036
CAn you say what it is, I cannot find it.

>>181386219
me

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Why are pinoy riki players on the AU server the absolute worst?

liquid will win TI

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>>181386374

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>>181386374
not so fast

>>181386372
I've never understood why people choose to play on servers with higher ping.

When will bulba end his life?

>>181376227
Name 1 hero that is difficult to play and is a carry. I'll wait.

Planet Dog will win TI

>>181386448
matumba - based finish masterrace
gh - white near eastern genius
mind control - bulgarian god
miracle - 2nd jesus
kuroky - dota incarnate

Is everyone else disappointed by the kunkka and tidehunter announcer pack?

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/ab/Tiku_ann_item_purchase_07.mp3

>>181386448
Well it certainly isn't going to be OG
They'll get knocked out of upper bracket by TNC and lower bracket by Fnatic

>>181386637
>literally none of them are white

lol

>>181386643
I expected more lines. Think Reddit and Morty announcers have the most lines as of now?

immortal 3 when reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>181386803
yeah they do

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EG will make it to top 5 and then somehow fail and get eliminated.
Liquid will crash and burn. place in 18th place
3 chinese will be on top 3. You heard it here first.