/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Can we agree that 12TH mod is one of best mods for Warband?

>>181346596
it's alright.

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>181346979
Isn't there a Dynasty Warriors mod out there?

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>>181347193

>>181344045
give me (You)'s, goys.

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Swadcucks swerve

@181347613
no

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>>181347354

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>>181347812
>@181347613
What did he mean by this?

>>181347812
giving you a (you) instead just to spite the other anon

>>181347980
>being this new

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>>181348126
>being this new
What did he mean by this?

>>181348353
How many pictures of people on their computer do you have

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>>181348473
>How many pictures of people on their computer do you have
What did he mean by this?

>>181347354
>>181347975
your troops know how to push siedge towers really fast

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VLANDIA
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>>181348804
>blandia
lmao

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>>181348932
lmaoing at your life rn faggot

>>181348804
Daily reminder that most known Bannerlord art shows a Sturgian.

>>181348995
its just proto swadia double-lmao, cuckiest faction ever.
only a truest fagé would play them.

lmaoing at your soul rn now you homexsuplex

>>181348804
I'm going to unite the Empire and drive the savages out, plunder their lands, burn their villages and take their butter.

>>181349241
wew lad neck yourself tbqh

>>181349309
>I'm going to merge a piece of shit with another piece of shit

MOUNT AND FEAST WHEN

>>181349439
dont tell me that i might actually do it

>>181349537
sorry

>>181349569
thanks

>>181349537
if you kill yourself I'll fucking murder you
the choice is yours

>>181349763
hey stop it

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Nords are the best. Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

Player faction best faction

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>>181349836
worst facton

>>181350440
>spoodian

>>181350440
>rape the shit out of everything without cav or ranged because infantry is literally the best
>lords arent pussies
yeah sure

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>be awarded a shitty little town
>eh I guess it's an extra 500 income, whatever I guess I'll tidy the place up a bit
>go back to pillaging towns as usual

>get awarded a keep of my own
>oh shit nigga that's awesome I wonder what I can do with it
>can do fuck-all with it apparently except maybe have a bed to sleep in ???
>keep now costs me -3500 due to the garrison

So what's the point of keeps except giving me a small army boost

>>181350784
sorry but you saw the image, the image is the truth

sorry nord in denial

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I have done it.

Witness the fruit of one hundred thousand hours in paint.net

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>>181350924
Too bad your taste is shit

>>181350861
rent, storing troops, you need at least a castle to start your own faction

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>>181351339
>gay of thrones fan also a rhodok
really makes you think

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>>181351578
>swadcuck talking shit
really makes you think

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>>181352052
If you're gonna go there the only noncucked kingdom would be vaegirs

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>>181352252
>Vaegirs
>not taking the norDICK

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rhodoks are white and based

>>181352650
As white as the Irish and as based as the Welsh.

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>>181352650
This man gets it.

WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A FAST FORWARD ON THE MAP HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW?

>>181352723
t. john al-brittani

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>>181352754
If you didn't know about ctrl space, you're pretty much a fresh install.

>>181352887
I'm 150 hours in

>>181352887
>Uxhal

>>181352754
You can heal crippled horses if you put them in your inventory fore a while.

Your inventory items have weight and they can slow you down, you can negate this effect by having horses in your inventory.

>>181353060
>150 hours
>not fresher than will smith

Kid, call back when you hit 1k at the minimum.

I'm gonna play Pendor and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>181353414
The shame should be what stops you.

daily reminder Pendor and Perisno are both top5 mods for Mount and Blade

>>181353593
>>>/reddit/

>>181353216
What the fuck, so is it supposed to represent a caravan?

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Daily Reminder .

alt+enter is safer than alt+tab

>>181353216
>You can heal crippled horses if you put them in your inventory fore a while.
To a point. once your horse is lame, you may as well put it down.

How do I get the king to grant me a captured castle or town? Is it by relationship? If so then how do I win a lot of relationship with the lords?

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>Start playing PoP for the first time in three years
>Fresh start
>Lots of new and smaller parties, things feel a bit easier and the progression curve is more lenient
>Manage to take down a group of heretics quite early for some decent gear, been going carefully
>Got most of my old companion squad by day 40
>Suddenly run into a party of 150 singalians faster than my 60 one, even with pathfinder 5, 5 horses and excellent morale
Realistic saves were a mistake

>>181354678
It's essentially calcualted by a few factors. It's modified by your renown, whether the other lords support you, your relationship with the king and whether you're the one who took the castle or town.

Do quests and shit for other lords to up your relationship with them.

>>181354938
Welcome to sodomy

>>181352887
Man, it took me over a thousand hours in game to find out about ctrl space. It was thanks to bread that used to have brotips in OP before it became too big that it had to be moved to pastebin.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13332802
http://www.strawpoll.me/13332802
http://www.strawpoll.me/13332802

Very important poll, thanks.

>>181355841
>(I'm not host)
Is this the epic return of the Fassive Maggot?

>>181352754
>>181355780
>there is people this dumb on /mbg/

backspace brings up the battle command menu and minimap

>Play Pendor
>10 bandits walk into my 32 men
>6 bandits kill them all, then knock me out
oh ok

>>181357787
get good

>>181353970
no, it's actually a viable strategy. buy crippled horses very cheaply from merchants, then heal them in your inventory as long as you have medics in your party

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>13th May
>14th May
>17th May
>30th May
Aecuck, you better start putting in work.

>>181357787
which ones? The sort of sea-riderish vanserry or something ones?

Bandits from easiest to hardest from top of my head: brigands just south of Marleons, Forrest Bandits in NW corner, Mountain Bandits in NE corner, Vanskerries on Fierds coast.

Don't remember where the mounted deserty faggets come into this t.b.h.

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>>181352887
I actually managed to forget about ctrl+space somehow. Fast forward a a few hundred in game hours and I realise I can speed things up again.

>>181359183
be honest, it's not that you don't remember, it's that you never fought one beacuse literally no one spends time in the desert bits of mount and blade

>>181359303
Probably true.
Especially in PoP, since you should generally avoid hanging around the south part of the map on low levels because of heretics and snake cultists so chance of fighting them while they're still a challenge is pretty small.

>>181355841
>>181358451
just host your own servers instead of crying you little bitches

>>181359663
You should outright avoid the D'Shar in PoP if you're not one of them.

Fuck those guys, they're beasts at everything.

>>181359751
Did the update change them this much?

I remember them being a light infantry faction that pretend to be a horsefucker one.

>>181359969
Last time I played, they could rape your fucking ass both attacking and defending in sieges because dude throwing knives lmao

>>181358451
wut

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>>181357787
that's because you had 32 men
20 good men would've done it

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>swadcucks
>relevent

>>181361941
>rhodoks
>spelling

>>181362121
Implying there's time to spell when butterniggers are invading your hill

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>>181361729

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>>181363880
that's a great meme

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>>181364072
Don't sit there and lie to me. I shitpost not because i'm clever, but because i'm hard.

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>>181364280
clever shitposting is great though

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>>181364731
I havn't put enough points in Intelligence to be clever

>>181364731
Pull the lever halfway through. Hopefully, multi-track galloping will ensue.

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>>181365110
>multi-track galloping

>>181365110
>>181365260

>>>/wsg/1760862

>>181367725
That was just silly
i love it

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>>181365059
>being to str to int

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>>181371121
Iron flesh won't buy itself, senpai

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>>181371592
>putting points in ironflesh

>>181371592
>ironflesh

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>>181372674
>>181372541
It's literally the only skill worth dumping into when you start dedicating companions to certain skills.

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>>181372990
what the heck is this guy doing

>>181372990
haha ok anon we get it youre trying to bring up that shitty mchan guide again but the joke's over

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>>181372990
Dumb anti-semitic poster

>>181373053
The picture, or the poster?

The picture is a rendering of when Christ kicked the moneychangers out of the temple

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>>181373157
you're a joke

>>181373304
the poster obviously

not only is he putting skills into ironflesh, but he's also relying on companions to have the important skills. i mean, come on, gotta get that 14 surgery, dog.

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*snipes you all from across the map*
Pssh...invest in ironflesh, kid.

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>>181373874
Please go back to /v/

>>181374123
ew

>>181373874
>implying i'm not walking slowly to the left, dodging all incoming arrows

n00bster

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>>181374123
native AI is serious business

>>181374330
please delete this

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>>181375516
deleted

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买老虎骑士dlc

>>181376825
that horse is so kawaii

>>181376825
>买老虎骑士
Tiger knight is a pretty fun game, desu senpai

>>181352754
Hold F1 in battle to tell your men where to hold position without you needing to move there yourself.

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>>181374330
>>181375792
>too slow to block without a shield
n-nothing wrong with being an average warrior, right? i make up for it with my strategies and tactics so it's okay, RIGHT??

Just started playing Warband again after years away, used to play this and KF1 for hundreds of hours because of how well it ran on my shitty notebook. Recommended it to my brother as that's all he has and he's really into it.

I hope the new one is decently optimised when it comes out, ofcourse it won't run as well as a game that's almost a decade old now but still. I don't expect to play it on a laptop but I hope you can render large battles with a modest set up (970 and a CPU that's a few years old)

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>>181376825

>>181367725
How do I achieve this?
I mean the fast horse part.

>>181379494
morgh's

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>>181379169
you should be at least competent enough to fight the AI on good AI
they're really fucking dumb

>>181379692
i always have normal (max) difficulty. feels like cheating otherwise.
well, other than campaign ai because it makes the campaign unbalanced.

>>181379640
>tfw too dumb to use morgh's
and tweakMB isnt helping either

>>181380130
>tfw too dumb to use morgh's
how are you alive
it's completely self explanatory

I've noticed that a lot of Callum's community engagement has involved actually taking people's feedback, but then saying he has to discuss with Frank and get the greenlight from him before doing anything. Frank is fucking awful at this job and the reason PR has been so fucking bad so I really wish TW would just empower Callum to do whatever the fuck he wants without the dumb ginger's permission. Nothing's going to change if he's still calling the shots.

>>181380130
>launch morgh's
>Item Editor
>Filter Items (search): horse
>Go
>Horse speed: XX
Should have spent more points on INT, honestly.

>>181380338
I doubt Frank has any kind of say in what he get to talk about.

In the end its erdogan that calls the shots.

>>181380852
>tfw erdogan decides political actions based on the results of a 1v1 partizani fight

>>181380568
Can I create a new horse that will sell on just a set town?
I dont want random guys getting it as that would be silly.

Reminder that King Graveth is the only King that didn't usurp his throne (Yaroglek is the heir of a usurper)and is thus the most legitimate ruler in Calradia.

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>>181380338
>but then saying he has to discuss with Frank and get the greenlight from him before doing anything
ginge knows well what he's allowed or not to talk about whereas callum has just arrived on the scene, so it's natural, as I see it, that he consults him for greenlights
wouldn't be surprised if that was what they told him too when he asked his uppers directly, "just talk to frank he knows the stuff already", to save them time

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>>181381140
this desu

>>181381310
>hey guys theres a swadian army at our doorstep, and if you fuckers dont vote me i'll let them pillage this whole city and the area around it
>btw this is not an usurpation

>>181381140
yeah, instead he took advantage when council wasn't looking and proclaimed self king of the bandits

>>181381046
How are people this ignorant?
Of course. Troops get their equipment because a file tells the game to spawn it. Unless you actually go the extra mile to tell it to do just that, it won't.
Barebones guide: select item to use as a base, click Add under Add/Delete Item, edit it to be as OP as you want, edit names, Update Item, Save Changes.
Appropriate vendors will stock it on a new game or inventory refresh.

>>181381459
?
the council voted him king. his only "sin" was bearing arms in their sacred senate, but if he didn't every single rhodok lord would have been killed.

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>trying to add sounds to a module
>11 of them, but only 5 work, even though they're all ogg, around 100kbps, mono, 44k Hz
>from sound_6 onwards the game crashes during battle
>make copies of sound_1 (which is working) and rename them to sound_6,7,8, etc
>still crashes

This makes no fucking sense and it is making me pissed

>>181381673
pure coincidence

>>181382292
>that pic
my suspension of disbelief is shattered by that german MG-3 combined the Ivan stuff.

just a little autism for ya.

>>181381630
well that wasnt hard

>>181383140
could be some ukrainian militia or something

>>181383140
it's a Polish soldier in a German tank

Guys, I have been failing hard so now i have resorted to attacking villagers. Should I be ashamed?

>>181381310
Why the fuck does everybody want to let ginge off the hook so much? It's possible that it all comes from higher up, but there's no real evidence of that and ginge himself insists otherwise.

>>181387582
the weak should fear the strong

>>181387582
You should be capable of getting back from being literally naked without coin to your name without big problems unless you are playing mod that forces you to use your own equipment in tournaments

>playing 1866 for OG m&b
>be mexican
>walk into american saloon and start shooting up the place
>get shot by cavalry officer
>get trialed and sentenced by judge
>go to prison
>escape prison
>try to attack village farmers
>still have prison outfit, only weapon is a pickaxe
>get shot
AY AY AY

>>181387802
>It's possible that it all comes from higher up, but there's no real evidence of that
except for the fact that ginge is a nobody forum poster with no hand in development who was only hired to manage the english competitive community

>>181387958
I'm a beaner and this is accurate

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Guys, what difficulty do you have your game at?

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>>181388048
We at least know that he's fully on board with it even if he doesn't make the decisions. Don't give me shit about how he has to say this either, he can make literally the same post and just not include that remark in brackets, but he went that extra step.

https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/18
Probably late on posting this

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the clock is ticking jacob

>>181389678
>implying basketball americans can deliver anything on time

>>181382292
>anons arguing about my pic
>no one tries to help me

;-;

HAAHAAHA LE BUTTOR MEME AREn'T I FUNNEY?
HEAD ON SHOULDERS HAHAHA
I WONDER WHAT HORSES FUC KLIKE BECAUSE KHERGITS ARE LE HORSEFUCKERS!!!!
whats sad is that despite this somehow /mbg/ isn't even in the top 10 worst generals

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>>181387871
>>181387582
fresh off the meme machine

>>181390573
/mbg/ is one of the least autistic generals, cool it autismo

>Check the loot after winning a fight
>See a helmet that has a head on it instead of just the helmet like the usual ones
>Out of curiosity try it on myself
>It transformed me into a sarracen
>The black head was part of the helmet
What the fuck?

>>181391052
you're a transnigger now, anon. I'm sorry

>>181391052
the niggers in 1257 are just nigger gloves and helmets
probably cause a nig face would show up on randomized troops that shouldn't be nigs

>>181389971
isnt jacuck a bong

so a basketbong

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>>181391052

>>181387802
>Why the fuck does everybody want to let ginge off the hook so much?
because you keep wanting to lynch him for dumb reasons
if you want to rage at somebody, that's fine, but at least have the decency to do so justifiably instead of being dumb over stuff like
>wahh this community manager won't tell us x they don't want him to talk about it's his fault
on the other side, the newer guy has fucked up twice already, during E3 and earlier as seen on last bread, so based on those it's ok to get mad at him

>>181391451
Jacob Hinds (alias Yakub Hinds) aka 'Jihadi Jacob' is a radical Islamic extremist active in the London area. London Police Service have been keeping watch on him for radicalizing migrant youths and he is suspected of plotting a lone wolf attack but there is not enough evidence at the current time to make an arrest.

>MAIN FACTIONS:

>PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF MORLOK – totalitary system in victorian era
>NECROCORP SYNDICATE – undeads with future tech corporate syndicates
>ALIEN SHOGUNATE – space aliens in Japan's shogunate opaque
>FANTASY MAGIOUCRACY – elves, orcs and djiniis in Tolkien's setting
>UNITED STATES OF RENAISSANCE – historical human faction
>SANITARIUM CONSPIRACY – far east setting with global conspiracy mania

and some people still think Paradigm Worlds isn't modkino

Can anyone direct me to a list or something of the adult content in Dickplomacy? I'm very new even to the vanilla game so i'm curious as to what exactly is added to by enabling "adult content". Thanks in advance.

>>181392321
you can open a brothel, rape, get raped, and fug
theres some more to it but thats about the gist m8

>>181391279
if they used the race thing it wouldn't but idk if people knew about that when 1257 was still being developed

>>181392564
Do people play Dickplomacy for that? Or is it a good mod regardles of that?

>>181392635
it has other cool features but the sex stuff does add some roleplay value

>>181392635
its a good mod regardless, and the sex is disabled by default
it has several things absent in the current version of normal diplomacy like a banner creator and proper horse archer AI among other things

>>181392704
>>181392763
Is the sex stuff even fun? Or is it just low quality nude textures and on par with minecraft porn animanations?

>>181392902
it not for jacking off it's just fun to kidnap women to work in your brothel for money

>>181392902
the porn is pretty meh but ive gotten off to it a couple of times.

>>181392998
>it's not for jacking off
w-what

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>>181393232
don't jack off to video games

>>181393467
why anon?

>>181392564
ah i see, thanks for answering senpai

>>181393106
>>181392998
Got any videos? Searching in google just gives the censored version.

Im using tweakbros blood and steel and it keeps crashing during large battles, does warband produce crash logs anywhere that I can check?

>>181394115
imagine two ragdolls bouncing on one another
thats about it. its nothing spectacular but it gets the job done

But really what are your guys' difficulty settings?

>>181395660
all the way up

>>181395660
everything is maxed and brainybots installed
if you don't do this you're shit

>>181395660
AI reading your inputs for perfect chambering, kicking, and footwork.

>>181391698
He's the PR guy and everybody agrees that the PR is abysmal. At what point can we agree that he might have something to do with it?

>>181398967
when we get to the point that they actually decide what they can and cant tell us

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>>181382292
Is there really no way to deal with this?
I've tried so far:
>converting to WAV 16bit mono 44k Hz, 22k Hz and 11k Hz
>disabling sound variation on the "configure" menu
>taking out the sounds I knew were causing problems and putting re-named sounds that I knew were working in their place to test

Nothing worked, only disabling sounds completely kept the game from crashing, but then what would be the point?

>>181399889
i dunno the answer but id suggest asking in the mod development section on the TW forums

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imagine if AI actually had aimbot
now imagine sieging grunwalder castle

>>181400550
they don't? they only hit me in the head

>>181400695
>imagine

>>181399889
did you, uh, remember to edit the sounds.txt?

>>181401278
Of course, otherwise the game wouldn't even boot up.

>>181401573
Also:
>putting re-named sounds that I knew were working in their place
That implies I edited sounds.txt to do it

>>181401674
silly anon, texts don't make sounds

>>181402275
wat

>>181402316
It was a shitty joke

>>181353414
it's pretty polish tbqh

>>181353414
no problem
the elves, the jatu, the heretics and like everything else will eventually stop you

>>181403675
what the fuck did you just say about the JATU you little bitch?

>>181399889
I mean, I can understand Warband deciding to be finnicky and these specific sounds not working, but WHY, OH WHY do the copied and renamed sounds also crash my game? Does Warband not like the numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11?

>>181404813
Reread the Jatu lore.
ALL of it

Is there any point in kicking? What are some top strats for kicking?

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>>181406690
>Is there any point in kicking?

>>181406690
Kicks are faster than normal attacks and cause the foe to stagger slightly, giving you an opening for your own attack. Great if fighting somebody who has the edge in their attack timing because you can throw them off just enough to get an attack in.

>>181407175
Ah, thank you very much. Also, just a question but what is the most powerful solo strategy? Like what kind of weapon (Crossbow, Two Handed, etc.) and what to do?

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>>181407376
SP or MP?

you should play a lot more before you start asking those kinds of questions though imo

>>181406690
MP mainly, you won't need to use it against bots because they're retarded
it's a timing thing, it's good for people who turtle

BANNERLORD WHEN?

>>181380338
In Lust's defence, it's Armagan that's holding him back on what exactly they can show

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love this meme desu lads

I'm using tweakMB to remove their ability to escape once I capture them otherwise it's a constant shitshow, moreso than it normally is

Can someone make a pic of Nord and Rhodok shaking hands over a Swadian dead body?

I honestly forgot that sarranids exist

>>181414829
Who?

>>181409695
>no news from BaS2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>181414687
go on paint and make it yourself?

what nonfantasy mod should i play before the release of bannerlord? i already played floris and AD

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post memeballs?

>>181415184
>before the release of bannerlord?
you have all the time in the world anon, just play them all

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Seriously, this Swadian bullying has gone too far.
It's not their fault they are tactically impaired.

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me irl

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http://www.moddb.com/mods/custom-troop-trees/downloads/custom-troop-trees-version-21

Now version of Custom Troop Trees out. Still no Dickplo one, sorry guys. Had to spend time with the fiance and work's going to be busy as fuck tomorrow. I'll get to it. Haven't forgotten the anon with the issues adding items to Dickplo either.

>>181416260
New*

>>181416260
is she cute? post pics

>>181416260
What is her favorite faction?

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>>181416084
My fetish is bullying swadians
with my hillbilly dick

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Is Ravenstern the best PoP faction?

>>181417121
Fuck that

Pendor for life

>>181417121
to join? yes
but if you make your own kingdom >>181417210

>>181416449
>Thinking she plays M&B

I wish. Tried to make her try it once but she didn't have the patience for it.

>>181417484
>being with someone that doesn't play M&B

Why?

Guys what is the best vanilla friendly mod(with Diplomacy included)?

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>Khaldim is the only white gunpowder faction in Sayazn
>Queen Shastavi is a Deviantart OC tier warrior woman
What did Jacob mean by this?

>>181417672
he's thirsty for muscles amazon warrior women?

>>181417672
is there a pretender you can install on the throne?

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>>181417779
that reminds me of a question:
Has any of you ever beat the game as a second in command after installing a claimant? Seems like a convenient way to have lots of control without having to bother with managing all those gay-ass lords disliking you all the time.

>>181417519
Because I'm straight.

I actually did get a female friend into M&B, fiance just isn't into vidya.

>>181418335
i got a female friend into mount and blade, she messaged me like two months ago saying
>"Omg anon mountain blades 2 is coming out"
i blocked her afterwards

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>>181418335
>Because I'm straight.
he said, as he fondled his girlfriend's (male) balls

>>181418467
I bet you don't even suck your girlfriend's dick faggot.

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>>181418525
i don't.
because i don't have one

if i open an enterprise in everytown, will i tax inefficiency effect me or is that only with fiefs?

>>181419751
Only fiefs

Is there a mod that bases on VC, (like Ice and Fire) but everithing else is in Calradia?

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>>181419751
what mod do you play?
>pic related, my first and not particulary succesfull attempt at making enterprises in dickplo
don't fall for dyeworks all over the map meme if you play dickplo

>>181421153
is there a way to see how well an enterprise might fare in a particualr town? or are you just left to make one and see.

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I'm asking again, is there fix for this?
I'm out of my party and my hp is stuck at 0. Using cheats doesn't help since the hp goes instantly back to 0 after I leave the scene. I can still walk around towns, I just can't join any fights. That said I can still get ambushed in towns and my hp is still at 0 thus any damage will knock me out.
I can't even find a fix for this through google. At this rate I have to declare this chap dead and start a new game, possibly with import character.

>>181421153
native, currently doing a solo 1man army run, i would have played in diplo/dickplomacy however the the increased horse archer AI fucked me over many times, also it felt like cheating because i would play tournaments and max bet (getting like 5-10k denars a tournament + a high tier item)
>>181421351
when you speak to the guildmaster he will give you information on the town
>how the town is compared to other towns
>what your profit per week for your enterprise will be
you should speak to peasants in the town and ask them what their trade is and about rumours, they will give hints like "my trade is pottery, they say that pottery is very expensive in tulga"

>>181421351
>ask Guild Master about enterprise
>check revenue
>build enterprise that has best revenue
>????
>profit!

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In ACOK mod, how do I get Stannis Baratheon, King of the Andals and the first men, lord of the 7 kingoms and protector of the realm to power?
It seems that the Tyrells and Renly Baratheon hold a powerful truce and they always wipe out the one true king.

Apparently the mod has a quest where you assasinate the usurper Renly, but no matter what I do, that quest never starts.

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>>181421874
>playing acock

>>181421874
Don't be shit, for starters.

>>181421515
>native
then fall for that meme
dyeworks everywhere but in Suno, Veluca and Jelkala give the best $.

>>181421351
>is there a way to see how well an enterprise might fare in a particualr town?
in dickplo it's good to take a look what's particulary cheap in given town. If wheat- brewery may be good, if iron- toolworks etc. If bread- bakery is shitty idea, and so on and so on.
Probably the easiest way is just to make brothels and feel them with plebs (if you are honorable) or noble ladies (if not). These make biggest and full stable profit every month

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Post your knigga

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>>181422726

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>>181422726

>>181417672
sayazn is garbage from a gameplay perspective, the transparent "we wuz" tier lore hardly elevates it

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>>181422726

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inb4
>rhoduck
>bow
>on horse
I love al this stuff, dont judge me

you're not worthy of even calling yourself a rhodock

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150 hours worth of gameplay
countless hours of solo'ing sea raiders and doing guild missions
1000 in game days later

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>>181423840

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>Remove trees in tournament arena
done.
>Proper Latin Extended A charsets support
done.
Now, let's see if I can fix troops can't firing bug in siege... protip: I can't

>>181423742
I'm supposed to unify all that shithole, why should I stick to one culture? In fact I can drow this place in blood to bring the peace
call me Ghandi

>>181423709
>meme helm

So I was watching this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jWYKwI5k8U and realized world map doesn't have compass
What are chances the actual game will have compass?

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>>181424048
>I'mplying it's not the most /fa/ helmet for whatever purpose
>pic related - me and my bitch

>>181424274
Stop giving clickbait fags views.

>>181424274
FUCK
OFF

>>181423840
this is what happens when you avoid tournaments. I feel you but I don't pity you, man it up

>>181424471
actually ive been participating in any tournament i could find, i stopped them recently because they dont give enough denars after awhile. at first they would give around 5-10k denars and now after a single tournament i only get the 1-2k denar from betting and the 200 bonus denars for winning, since im on hard difficulty i get destroyed in some tournaments (the ones that have horse archers/ skirmishers).

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>Might and Magic dead
>Phantasy Calradia updates never ever
Is there a magic mod that is not dead?

>>181424589
weird, I do the same, fixing 20-22 buisnesses takes me around 200-250 days. I always start with that dick Meriga relations, Rivacheg dyeworks and so on. Tournaments, Seariders, bit of trade (but just with lvl 3 trade in party)
Mayby you have too big party? Partysize can fuck loot's drop quite a lot.
I play max diff etc.

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>>181422726

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>>181424708
>Phantasy Calradia is deader than disco
Thanks for reminding me.

>>181424802
actually i have no party, i travel the map at 11.2 speed
I basically just spin around enemies until they are out of ammo and then shoot their horses dead (if they have any). and then i just kill them off one by one.
i'm thinking of farming RtR with companions and then starting a new faction.

>>181422726
Wut mawd, famm

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>>181422726

>>181424952
easy peasy if you will start with average or better prospering city, it'll be probably enough to pay for garrison and army and get some extra $
with 20 dyeworks you don't need to give a crap ofc.
It's just 1000 days it's pretty long time.
It's day 611 at picrelated, and I seriously took my time. I didn't get fief myself for 200+ days for example (I rely on AI marshall only, because I grew tired of siedges lately).

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>>181425473

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the thing you all are waiting for

>>181232479
>>181232609
1st run ever Perisno anon, 5th update:
I manage to get Demaig Castle from the Reich, and it was a straigth classic move: Maccavia declare war on the Reich, who was already on war with Valahir, so was time for a fast rushing conquer when they were on other war fronts. after that, I just tried to get a truce with the kaiser, who after a few tries he agree because it was the most logical move, not having a 3 fronts war. but while doing that, my nearest factions, minor ones, declare war on me. I guess my expansion and very low right to rule was the cause. Im now at war with the Cretas Monarchy and with the Bakhal giants (funny, cause I exterminate the other giant faction, the Suts, and they are deep enemies lore wise)

Cretas is not that hard, but they have a lot of anti cavalry low/mid tier units, and a good armor infantry one. with my strong garrisons and only the king and his son as noble, they can only harras my zone with a combined army of 400-500. not a big deal with my +300 high tier unit army. I defeat them twice, get a bunch or prisioners and good cash for them.

I decide to conquer the Bakhal giants, for that big town Vellinaz. they are more easy than the Sut giants, cause they dont have cavalry, only infantry. or that is what I though. Vellinaz was amazingly easy: its not a fortified city, is an open one, with a wide open decks vikings style. I just used my ellintorian archers to obliterate them. the most easy conquer I ever made. but Kilnar keep... oh boy. its a triple ring/wall, the most inner one being on top, in a very big elevation. so I cant use my archers as much as I wanted, you need to get in, using a very close stair, right into melee vs Bakhal top tier melee units. but this is Mount and Blade after all, and you can always find a way to trick shit on sieges. it took me 2h irl but I did it.

the total extermination of the giants on this land is complete, but a new danger approach.
1/2

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>>181425724
the Zann invasion is here, and they dont fool arround. they already conquered all that west side extremely fast and easy. I think my idea of expanding my border is on hold for now. its time to build more army, trying to have better garrisons too. Im not at war with Zann but I guess its a matter of time.

maybe is time to become a vassal with the Reich, that way it will be easy to defend against this weebs shits, and I can marry the princess too if I do that. I can also try to force later on my rupture with the reich, forcing a rebellion and winning again all my current ex-giants territories.

in the long run, I think it will be the a good bet: I will not lose any land I currently onw, maybe I can even get more in this total war vs Zann, I will gain a powerful noble wife for that future right to rule, and I have a better chance to stop the Zann advance working with the Reich.

lets see what the Perisno's winds will bring upon us.

2/2

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>>181415005
>>181409695
Whats the best version of Blood and Steel available now?

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>>181422726

Perisno update when?

Is there any way to reduce or eliminate tax inefficiency? king butter keeps granting me fiefs and i'm going bankrupt.

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>>181422726

>>181428037
Lower your Campaign AI

>>181427403
they did one "recently". next one will be focused on the dwarfs (dunno why not improving giants cause they are pretty shit visually wise with the other factions)

be rdy for that sweet dorf run

>>181416084
>tactically
y-you mean strategically!

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>>181422726

>>181423840
>he fell for the "enterprise" meme

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>>181429028
We don't use big words in Swadia.

>>181429196
what if it's not a meme?
it's not

Bully them all you want, but there is no better feeling than defending Swadia against all the odds while being attacked by all 5 factions at once and having most of the lords imprisoned.

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Would you let Harlaus butter you up?

>>181429680
Obviously

>>181429680
No, my heart belongs to Bunduk.

>>181428037
if you have diplomacy you can give some fiefs you don't want back by talking to him

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>>181429680
U-uncle, I...

>>181431396
>>181429680
>Harlaus seducing Isolla to stop the civil war
doujin when?

>>181432421
There is no civil war unless the player is a cuck starts it for her

>>181432674
>>181432421
>starting a war for some privlaged slut who isn't even hot
also
>women
>ruling

>>181432829
>who isn't even hot
this is where you're wrong
>women
>ruling
marrying her pretty much makes you the king of swadia without having yourself appear as a foreign usurper

I fell like it's a good moment to bump my question
>>181417934
IIRC during the rebelion stage you're the one assigning fiefs, so you can grab a few good ones for yourself, and then let the new ruler worry about the rest?

>>181433186
>he has a thing for redheaded nigger nosed sluts
Lmoaing at your shit taste. senpai.

>without having yourself appear as a foreign usurper
There is one, and only one reason anyone would marry her, and that's because she'd be queen. if that's not obvious foreign interference, i don't know what is. But disregarding that, assuming you do marry her, what makes you think she'd share the power? After fighting a war to install her, i doubt anyone besides the leftovers of Harlous's faction (who would do anything to spite the queen) would object to the kicking you to the curb if you get too big for your britches?

If you aspire to rule, you do it yourself. when you cuck for a claiment, you are playing second fiddle at best.

Arwa > Isolla

>Isolla literally called every single one of her vassals a traitor because they didn't immediately side with her when Harlaus asked her to resign

Why people like her again?

Who is the best Claimant and why is it Kastor?

>>181433897
>supporting a literal cumdumpster

fuck off, Hakim is based.

>>181434760
literally the worst

>doesn't even want to repeat the election
usurper-tier, 0 legitimacy

desu its quite ironic when Harlaus says ''Women shouldn't rule'', meanwhile Swadia gets eliminated first, every time.

>>181435340
unfortunate strategic position

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Do I put the WSE folder for Dickplomacy in the module or dickplomacy folder?

>>181435623
Mod folder

>>181435340
and with a woman it will be even faster

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>>181435623
WSE shows me an error message. How do i fix that?
Apparently I'm running a unsupported version of the game.