Slow edition.
>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
https://pastebin.com/nzHengz9
>MEG's updated Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2
>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9
>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com
>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ
>Patch 1.08 has dropped
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/07/patch-1-08-combat-balance-updates/
Previous bread:>>181064815
First for spiky waifu.
Colonizing begin
>>181331783
I want to tongue Ashley's asshole!
Sara's ass - the best ass.
>>181331978
Too lewd for this board.
>>181331740
Best race and face, andpersonality.
>>181331898
Me too.
>>181331740
>>181332172
>tfw you'll never tongue punch Ashley's shitbox while stroking her sloppy wet cock
I wonder what happened to that anon, who claimed that Garrus´Squad on Omega was a Gang like the others.
Did I convince him ? Did he just quit ? Is he doin more research to field some new arguments with citations ?
>>181331740
Everything for a spiky girlfirend
I killed Mass Effect
>>181332583
Ugly motherfucker
>>181332583
Jaal's feet are foramputation.
>>181332583
See, I get the appeal of playing as a younger person. Closer to your age, you see them grow as people more, you see them take shape into a mature soldier, or whatever.
But I still prefer older characters. Experienced characters that still grow and change over the course of the game.
Having a character as young as Ryder (22 years old) almost feels a bit like a young-adult book. Shepard being 29/31 makes him feel like a proper adult who's fully come into his own, while still being capable of changing.
Snake even more so, he's 39 in Peace Walker and 49 goddamn years old in MGS5. Running around as a fit as hell middle aged man was awesome.
I knew you guys missed Jaal
>>181334280
Jaal will die along with Andromeda, and nothing of value will be lost.
>>181334381
That's fine with me.
I like it when waifus wear other waifus' clothes.
>>181332583
No, they did.
>>181335136
Dumbass.
showering noises
>snake: Shouldn't you take your mask off?
>kaz: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here.
>snake: Aaah.
>kaz: Boss? It's you, Snake?
>snake: So it's finished, huh?
>kaz: Hm?
>snake: This room.
>kaz: Ah, sauna?
>snake: It's so not like you...
kaz: Hmm?
>snake: Isn't it a bit too... extravagant? To have a sauna in our Mother Base?
Well, you were the one who approved it?
>snake: I changed my mind while I was on a mission. Isn't it a bit too costy?
>kaz: We talked about this before, right? It should be pretty economical if we use recycled water and think about our electricity expenses.
And we have some turian soliders , I think it might boost their morale a bit.
>Wanna use some soap?
>snake: Nope!
>kaz: This sauna is quite popular. You wait till it gets hot, then you pour water, which creates steam. It's like one of 'em Finnish saunas! 20 people can get in.
>snake: Aah.
>kaz: Snake?
>snake: Kaz. I heard someone got injured here.
>kaz: Hmm? Oh, that was barely a bruise...
>snake: And he was recovering from it for a month? Who was it?
>kaz: Armadillo.
snake:You were here when it happened?
>kaz: Aaaah. Yeah. He suddenly slipped. Probably on soap.
>snake: Slipped. That guy, huh. The one who has a posture of a tank, huh. Slipped.
>kaz: Yeah. He was so heavy that when he fell, the geth could of picked it up.
>snake: Huuuh.
>kaz: Maybe he just felt dizzy. He was in a sauna, after all.
>snake: Sauna, huh.
>kaz: Boss.
>snake: Kaz.
>kaz: Boss?
>snake: Is there anything you want to tell me?
>kaz: Ah, yeah. Snake... you going inside?
>snake: Will you show me around?
>kaz: Just look at this steam.
>snake:There... there's an injury on the inside of your thigh.
>kaz: W-what are you looking at.
>snake:At you, at your whole body. Well... Besides that part you're hiding with that towel.
>Kaz, so...
>kaz: So! What do you think about this sauna, isn't it something?
>snake: Yeah. It's quite refreshing, compared to that dry recycled air.
>>181335325
I hate all of them.
>>181335404
>>181335325
Isn't the Indian guy on the team a raging racist?
>>181335136
I like it when miranda getsher ass destroyedbyKROGAN COCK
>>181335769
Shame that never happens
>>181335343
>snake:So... Kaz.
>kaz: Yeah, what?
snake:What's with these leaves?
>kaz: Vihta. Tied up leaves from a earth tree.
>snake:Vihta.
>kaz: i read online that You use it to strike your body. It stimulates the blood circulation. Revigorates you.
>snake: Huuuh. Let me try it.
>kaz: Sure thing.
>snake: Give me it.
>kaz: Here.
SMACK
>snake: Huuh. This is nice.
>kaz: Geez, you use so much strength, Snake.
>snake: So, Kaz. Show me your back.
>kaz: ... Huh? My back?
>snake: Yeah. Stand up and turn around.
>kaz: W-Why? W-What, Snake?
>snake: Take off your towel.
>kaz: S-Snake? Where are you touching me?
>snake: You even have scars on your ass. As if someone clawed at it...
>kaz: I-Isn't this enough?
>snake: No. Show me more. Turn around.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: Turn around.
>snake: Huuuh.
>kaz: Snake.
>snake: Kaz. Are you popular?
>kaz: ... I suppose so.
Ooooh.
Ah, Snake? Where are you touching me?
>snake: Kaz. That.
>Ah, oh...
SMACK the leavers smacked against boss again
>Hey, do you remember?
>kaz: Eh?
>snake: That time, when just we met. You asked me how many women I had in MSF.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: Or was it, how many women I had that you could make yours?
>kaz: Ah, aaah.
>snake: It's been six months. So, how many new girls have you had since then?
>kaz: Hmmm... Somewhere around... this?
>snake: THAT MANY!?
>kaz: Ah, uh...
>snake: How come you had so many of them despite leading a life like ours?
>snake: Kaz. I'm not going to control everyone's love affairs. You're free to choose. The responsibility is also in your hands.
>kaz: Just what I'd expect from you, Boss-
>snake: However. I also believe it's important that no one sets a bad example when it comes to their duties and intentions. Do you understand?
>kaz:Hah, I see you're getting a bit red, maybe I should go-
Kaz. You, as a deputy commander, should be more sensible.
>>181335769
I want to see Miranda'sassholegape!
>kaz: What's with that...
>snake: Gazelle asked me for some advice. Right after she got back from a mission. She wanted to talk. Ain't she a pretty girl?
>kaz: Well, yeah.
>snake: Did you do it with her?
>kaz: She said so?
>snake: By the way. Gazelle said she saw you with Swan. So pretty and yet she works with us, what a waste...
>kaz: Well, as long as she is--
>snake: You went here with her.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: You took a shower with her here, huh. You two. Alone.
>kaz: W-Well...
snake smacks kaz with the bundle of leaves
>Huuurts!
>snake: So how was it. I've heard everything. Soap play, huh.
smack
>kaz: Soap play-
>snake: Tell me!
>kaz: I'm sorry, it was so suddenly-
>snake: So suddenly? Armadillo saw you two. And Swan was his girlfriend.
smack
>And was he surprised! That Armadillo, who was so proud of his tank-like balance...
smack
>... fell down, huh... So hard, the geth could pick it up!
>Vihta!
>Two-timing!
>What happened to chivarly! You're setting bad example, what the hell are you doing?
>kaz: Snake...
>snake: And to think I even have to lecture you on this!
he kicks kaz causing him to crash into some boxes
>kaz: I was just stupid that time!
>snake: Oh really? I know they weren't the only ones you slept with. So, who else was it? Dolphin? Elephant? Do you want me to crush you for all this!?
>kaz: I didn't do anything with them!
kaz lunges back at snake with a punch
>snake: You bastard! This time, I'll mince you!
snake strikes back with his own
>Won't let you do that!
him and kaz crash through the wall and into the rest of the communal showers, continuing to throw punches at each other
>You damn pervert!
>kaz: Wait!
snake tosses kaz across the room and into some equipment of some kind
>Don't you move from where you're...
>kaz: Boss, calm down... When it comes to animals, I-
>snake: Too bad this is a space faring society, huh?
Bioware had the opportunity to make something decent with the MEA setting by allowing the player to choose how they approach the colonization of Heleus. Of course, this idea implies giving colonialist options and showing different outcomes if Ryder isn't friendly to the Angara and doesn't settle near them. I think this would have been a better use of the budget than, say, a space battle with Kett forces which doesn't fit in at all, or filling planets with meaningless sidequests.
They should have let us do actual exploration and decide where to build our new settlements. We should have been able to decide who to recruit for Ryder's squad, which aliens to befriend and what to do about the Remnant technology. That is what I expected to play after seeing the promotional material, not a regular shooter with vengeful conflicts against evil genestealers, with an overpowered personal AI at your side that solves all problems with ease.
>>181335501
He was only a animator or writer. He got fired a while back.
Megafauna when?
>snake:Waaah!
snake slips on some soap allowing kaz to escape
>Wait!
>Snake kiiick!
it connects with kaz's back causing them to both fly out of the showers and into one of the common rooms.
as they lay snake was able to get him into a hold
>kaz: W-W-Waiiit, my neck...
>snake: Do you feel hot? Doesn't it feel good? This wind...
>kaz: You're... so hot... I can feel it on my back...
>snake: Kaz, think about it seriously. It's either women, or us.
>kaz:... Can't I have both?
>snake: You bastard!
kaz begins to beat up snake
>kaz: What's... wrong... with being... popular!
both their fists collide with each others face
>snake: That was a good punch. But that's not enough to beat me.
>kaz: Impressive as always, Boss...
>snake: What have you got there?
>kaz: Heehee.
>snake: warp Recovery System? What are you going to do with it?
>kaz: How about flying away, hm, Boss?
snake grabs and throws kaz into a pile of boxes
>snake: Apologize to everyone. And be more careful next time.
>kaz: Uh...
>snake: You'll be the one to clean up our sauna. For a whole year.
>kaz: Yeah.
>snake:Great.
>Eh.
>Hey, you all. What are you looking at?
>Get back to what you were doing.
end
>>181338362
when the oxygen levels of the planet rise
>>181338479
Just as homoerotic as in the the game. I like it.
>>181335501
>>181338252
He was just a code monkey, and worked on the gameplay of all things. He was released shortly after the game was.
>>181338362
Eiroch, manta, and the yevara.
>>181338479
Japan was a mistake
Andromeda isnt getting Single-Player DLC.
Dead franchise.
>>181343756
You say that every thread
I want to play grab-ass with Ashley.
>>181344795
How do you play?
>>181344842
You take turns chasing the other person, then try to squeeze their butt.
Or just squeeze her butt while she's trying to do her work.
Waifu succ?
>https://rigidsfm.tumblr.com/image/162298929388
>>181345707
Why does SFM always have magnum dongs?
>>181346308
Well, I mean, would you like to see 6 inchers?
Same thing with regular porn. You could say the same thing about tits and ass.
>>181346590
I find porn with average people hotter than without.
Preferable homemadeand with obvious affection between the two.
>>181346953
Oh, yeah, I vastly prefer some good amature porn than the typical "Fuck my pussy!" repeated a dozen times.While he's inside her ass.
>and with obvious affection between the two
Hoh, baby jingo!
>replacing Vetra with Sid
Absolutely madman
I'm freezing. I need a cute alien chick to cuddle with under a blanketnude.
>>181347956
They made really great leather textures for Andromeda.
>>181348034
I sure do hope you're bringingsocks.Thigh-high socks.
>>181332397
I'm still here.
Sorry I stopped, I just decided I didn't want another drag-out Internet debate that goes on for a day considering I had 2 more of those going on non-anon forums, and wasn't in the mood for those either.
>>181346953
>>181347116
> prefers average ppl over pornstar
> not into magnum dongs
> wants affection between the two
whew anons, next thing you say is that you´re intoconsensual handholding
>>181334016
Ezio in Assassin's Creed 2 was only 19 years old early in the game. Early 20s for most of it. It worked well enough, and the time skip at the end brought him to early 40s, where he stayed in Brotherhood. Another time skip later and he's in his early 50s for Revelation. Maybe future games will do something similar with Ryder.
>>181348973
oh...okay.
just say when you´re into the mood again... I can wait.I actually enjoyed that
>>181348885
No.Feet exposed under the covers, toes playing with hers.
>browsing forfics
>mtf sara and ftm scott
>also a highschool au
How do people write this shit unironically.
>>181350209
>>mtf sara
>ftm scott
You had me excited, but then crushed that excitement.
How's jack's romance in me3
>>181350881
A slap and a kiss, with some words at the end.
>>181350209
>ftm scott
Consider following:
Femshep bestshep
Liara best waifu
Femshep x Liara best romance
>>181353281
Liara is only good forJavik.
>>181353364
Javik is only interested in jack
>>181353281
I totally agree, femshep is bestshep
> however you misspelled Garrus
Pathfinder humanity deserves.
>>181354283
The asari are so ugly
>>181354202
Sorry sweety, but Garrus and Tali are canon.
>>181354482
Ummm, try again sweetie.
>>181354398
At least Lexi has a big ass and a sexy voice.
>>181353281
Liara is forFerononly
>>181354673
>space gypsies
>>181354963
>hot space gypsy engineer
>not waifu material
>>181355169
>you and tali shared a wonderful night
>you wake up dreading the idea that nether you or tali could be coming back
>you look around to notice that tali is no where to be seen
>you put on your clothes only to find your chit missing
>>181355474
>le ebil thief tali maymay
>>181355169
>hot
wew
>>181355687
what do you think gypsies do
Miranda...
>>181355754
Mate, I live in a country with hundreds of thousands of gypsies. I've talked with many in person, and Tali's personality is nothing like them.
>>181354482
>it´s canon
I knew she didn´t only want the right turning chocolate
> why cant i have a right turning partner ?
>>181356263
If only she looked like that in-game
>tfw no shotgun-slinging engineer gf with a nice accent and a rocket-shooting drone sidekick
>>181355730
>>181356263
I want to KISS Miranda while holding her latex-covered waist!
>>181356885
>w**st h*lding
Christ, anon.
>>181357874
Even worse, she has her hands on mych**ks.
>Lego
>>181358760
RIP
>>181358760
Beautiful.
>>181356718
I wonder if there's a lewd-mode in the suit, where it tightens up around the tits and crotch, to accentuate the features there.
>>181360489
That would serve no purpose for them
>>181360929
Maybe it's an aftermarket program that modifies the suit's wound compression function to tighten up just a little around certain areas.
>>181358760
He knew what he sighed up for
>>181361928
Even as the months pass and Anromeda's flaws look slightly less severe, Default Sara never stops being fucking revoltingly ugly.
>>181362414
Nothing will beat PB tho. She will always be the ugliest.
>>181362414
Delet this right now
>>181361928
Hard to convince an ugly girl with autism to stay away from sappy aliens. Both of them need a guardian to make sure nothing bad happens, though.
>>181362582She's actually pretty cute without the stripe.
>>181362582
I've said it before and I'll say it again: what the hell is wrong with her mouth?
>>181362582
don't bully our top scorer.
>>181362749
Hell no
>>181360447
>tfw the dogs are getting hungry
Peebee plowing Liara. Holy fuck, Liara looks thick. Just look at those goddamn legs.
>>181364336
Eh.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/hnjxhz.mp4
>Every single DLC and expansion plus a sequel are gone
>Montreal team disbanded
>Game filled with garbage and shit animations
>The worst ME game ever
>Bioware cancelled everything related to future content for andromeda and will not release anything else for the game, they are done with this failure.
>http://kotaku.com/sources-mass-effect-andromeda-will-not-get-single-pla-1796548159
>https://twitter.com/DiscoBabaloo/status/880459142896336896
BIOWARE ON DAMAGE CONTROL AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>181331565
>>181364491
>helghast won
>he really did it he won
WHY IS LIFE UNFAIR
>>181364491
Does she even touch the glass with her lips?
>>181332172
>>181332308
I find myself oddly attracted to Ashley now.
>>181364798
i wouldnt call thesereliable sources, so far, the future is unknown.
>>181364471
Damn! Nice.
>>181364491
This sucks, after the patches the game is kind of comfy. It's shitty of EA to first mismanage the project, then redo and rush it out the door before it is done and not even own up to it afterwards. I'd like a bit of singleplayer DLC and if they're not going to make any I'd like them to say so officially instead of just trying to sweep the game under the rug.
>>181364471
>futanari
What's the appeal?
>>181365684
ASARI MATING TUBES
Good. Waxaad kala furtay fariin this.
Tani ma aha run ahaantii ciidamada Asari.
Waxay ku mashquulsan in lasugo in waxa ka hadhay ay meeraha tahay.
Oo sidaas waa inaad ka badbaaday dagaalka aan ku Thessia.
Aadan taag Waxaan u maleeyay.
Laakiin marnaba iloobin in aad fiican ma ahaa wanaagsan oo ku filan in ay i joojiyaan.
Haddaba caalamka oo dhan waxaa u dhimanayaan maxaa yeelay, waxaad u baahnaydeen xoogga inuu ku guuleysto.
Halyeeyga reer Shepard loo baahan yahay in dib-u-qoraal ah.
Waxaan rajeynayaa inaan halkaas cutubka ugu dambeeya ahay.
Waxaa dhammaanaysaa marka aad dhimato.
-KL
>>181365765
Good. You opened this message.
This is not really a military Asari.
They are busy tending to the rest of the planet.
So you survived the war in Thessia.
I thought you did not faint.
But never forget that you're not good was good enough to stop me.
Now the whole world is dying because you lack the strength to win.
Legendary Shepard needs to be re-written.
I hope I'm there for the last chapter.
It ends when you die.
-KL
>>181364798
He only wins when /meg/ dies.
Which will be never.
>>181364471
That´s not how Asari work
> you better embrace eternity
>>181366059
>I thought you did not faint.
>>181364491
>Every single DLC and expansion plus a sequel are gone
>Bioware cancelled everything related to future content for andromeda and will not release anything else for the game, they are done with this failure.
wasn't that confirmed to be a ruse?
>>181364491
>>181364798
>>181365654
>>181366475
Since when has Kotaku ever been a reliable source?
>>181366475
The sequel is likely postphoned for a while. DLCs are uncertain.
>>181366250
>not how Asari work
anon pls
>>181366679
The most credible source is the one that agrees with you at that particular moment.
I want a waifu with funky clothing like this.
>https://imgur.com/a/M7gi6
>that sound of the lubed latex as she runs her hands over the tight parts
>>181367535
The fuck is wrong with you
>>181367474
>tfw you written language is just a bunch of butts
>>181366679
when it fits my opinion
>>181367910
holy shit, it's true
>>181366679
Sorry Mac, it's always been a reliable source for stuff like this. If it isn't then I'm sure you can name three examples to prove that.
>>181367535
Waifu outfit DLC would have been something.
so i was thinking about metal gear solid
quiet the turian
wearing a bikini that barly covers her carapace
ether that or asari or human
>>181370814
Oh, lordy, those thighs!
>>181371162
Human would be best, I think. Paz can be a super cute asari.
>>181371162
>not an elcor
das racist/speciecist
>>181371698
do we pull the Cerberus card or just say it was some mad man that turned her into what she is
>>181371807
but how would that work
>>181371890
Well, question is how similar she is to Quiet. With biotics, she still has the charge thing, for example.
>>181371162
>>181371807
>>181371890
> quiet
> not a vorcha
we wuz bludpak and sheeit
>>181371890
There's way too much of Cerberus rooted in every little bit of the franchise's lore. it makes the universe feel small and Walters look like a hack for shoehorning them into everything.
>>181372228
yeah except she's a sniper and not a vanguard
also a lot of her powers aren't even close to biotic
>>181372387
yeah i know thats why i hate it
it could be some alliance black budget shit they wanted snipers that could work solo and would be able to assassinate and extract themselves with out any suspicion. the normal infiltrator armor was to bulky so they looked else were for the answers
they turned to a human bioengineer who worked with parasites. he then used these parasites to give her the powers. some bullshit that i wished they explained in mgs5
Metal Gear Solid is basically a superhero universe, complete with the protagonist being a normal dude with a pistol who somehow takes down battleship-tossing supers on minute, and then overhead pressing 500 tons and wrestling with said battleship-tossers the next moment.
>>181373083
>then overhead pressing 500 tons
That part was fucking hilarious.
>>181373083
you mean this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
because i wish i could do this to the angarine military
>>181372387
Don't forget that everyone knows everyone else in a galaxy of trillions. the son of Zaeed showing up in Andromeda? what a huge coincidence. that PTSD asari in the clinic on the citadel, you know who she had to kill in order to save herself?Joker's sister
I don't get why writers do these petty shit stories all the time, it happens on a whole different level in Star Wars as well.
>>181373681
>you mean this
Nah, this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZY4--lnHp4
>>181374081
oh right i forgot about that
>>181373752
Don't forget those two Cerberus scientists personally knowing Lawson, Alec somehow knowing Garrus's dad, Alec going to Liara for archeological research rather than one of the millions of actual professionals, Aria implying she knew Wrex, TIM encountering Saren as a young man, Anderson knowing Kai Leng, Conrad Verner's sister being in Andromeda, every fucking human and turian character over the age of 40 being a veteran of the tiny First Contact War/Relay 314 Incident, etc.
What are the odds?
>>181374483
Thanks. Make sure to buy everything twice.
you know its sad we never saw any armor like this
instead we just got ceramics
you would think that there would be more old style armor as ceramics i would guess would be harder to make
>>181376167
You mean soft body armor? That's below the ceramics.
>>181376167
> people just save the universe in combat onesies
it's been bothering me since me1
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/aka6/507997/alien-dick-dom
>>181376927
fucking aka6 can't do anything with out futa in it can he
What do we do now that andromeda is dead?
>>181377162
wait for people to make content
>>181377162
Wait til September 1 to bury it to get the official morgue label.
>>181377162
suicide pacts
>>181377162
Wait for the sequel. At least another 5 more years of waiting.
>>181377362
damn, not everyone can wait for so long
>>181338479
10/10 its beautiful
>>181377807
slick quarian booty
>>181377689
We have our waifus to help us ease the pain.
>>181377291
This. The Mass Effect's Gate.
>>181377291
>>181378428
>>181377162
hey i made some cool aid you guys want some
>>181377162
Simple, just watch how Bioware is killinf themselves by hiring SJW landwhales, feminist dykes and niggers in their team to fill the quota instead of real talented people, all thanks to EA too.
As for the players, just laugh at everyone who pay money for this shit on day one and still enjoy eating a big pile of steaming shit coming out of Ea and Bioware's assholes, like the usual biodrone that defend this below average Dragon Age in space with less budget.
Remember my words, Bioware is the next.
>>181378653
>As for the players, just laugh at everyone who pay money for this shit on day one and still enjoy eating a big pile of steaming shit coming out of Ea and Bioware's assholes, like the usual biodrone that defend this below average Dragon Age in space with less budget.
I still can't wrap my head around it. There was ample warning that it was going to be a horrible experience overall, but people still bought it.
>>181378586
Yes
>>181378586
yeah, but only if its the blue drank. I don't like red or purple.
>>181379039
And yet, I had a great experience. Strange.
>>181379195
>he doesn't like purple drank
>mfw I'm trapped in the mass effect series tanks timeline
>>181379632
Everyone has the right to like or dislike things, but there is something that would never change.
Bioware fucked up ME franchise and Anthem will be the death sentence for them.
when you read all the femtur x human male fics and all thats left are saraxvetra
>>181379809
Is there waifus at least?
>>181380112
worst feel.
>>181380151
Yeah, you see the waifus in this thread don't you?
>>181380151
Vetra might not've happened if another team had handled it.
>>181380291
>there is a parallel universe without Vetra
how lucky these people are
Vetra is cute.
>>181380074
It could've been much more polished, and had gotten better support if it weren't for them throwing it aside for Anthem. I agree on that. If MEA gets no DLC support, I'm not even thinking about looking at any Bioware game not labelled Mass Effect.
>>181380929
Since I've heard literally no news about it besides they're dropping ME like hot potatoes to fiddle with it, what is anthem? It looks like another one of those shitty arena mobas or something
>>181380641
I guess if you put it like that, they don't have to bare the painful knowledge that they may not get anymore content of her's.
>>181381027
It's EA's attempt at getting on the LOOTSHOOT train (Division, destiny).
It's probably one reasons Andromeda got pushed to B team, so they could have the main team work on their cash cow. This is just speculation, of course.
>>181380707
Now that Mass Effect is well and truly dead, will you finally stop making these threads and wasting server space for your retarded shit?
>>181381687
/dag/ is down the hall and to the left
>>181381759
Yeah, and when their shit series dies I'll ask them the same question, faggot.
>>181381869
>>181381178
Well it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
does anyone have a pastebin or image with all the lawyertur excerpts?
>>181380112
>he self inserts in fanfiction
So , are you getting a DLC guys?
Or it is true that the company stoped working on the game?
>>181382732
No one knows.
>>181376167
What about the alternates for Kaidan and James, for example, that aren't contiguous armor, but have fabric under-fatigues with piecemeal armor?
>>181382732
Nobody knows, just kotaku fear mongering.
>>181382728
no but getting a talon shoved up her snatch isn't romantic
>>181382878
Vetra has a mouth and a tongue, I doubt theres talon fisting in all vetra and sera fics. And not only a tongue, but theres a limitless possiblities I can think of right now how vetra and sera could possibly have sex/get off. It can't all just be rippin and tearin seras vaginal walls.
>>181382732
It's all been canned.
Mass Effect is dead.
If Anthem does as poorly as it looks like it will, and Dragon Age puts out it's typical shit, Bioware will finally be dead.
>ywn hunt all over the apartment for your cigarettes only to find your femtur gf hid them on top of a cabinet you couldn't reach so she can spend as many years of her life with you as possible
>>181383209
You would just go out and buy more cigarettes.
>>181382850
but that was in the milky way you would think with the outcasts not having access to industry for a bit would make them rely on soft armor. but thinking about it the maverick armor is soft armor
>>181382808
>>181382858
Everyone knows. Except you delusional biodrones. It's canned. Stop living in denial, it's sad and pathetic.
>>181383173
also im not into lesbians alsolego fisting
>>181383404
>>181383548
Yeah, we knew you're a dumb nigger. That didn't need clarification.
>>181383208
Bioware deserves death for the way they've pushed Mass Effect aside to kill it.
>tfw still no salarian romance
Just kill me.
>>181383778
>>181383941
And now that Mass Effect ius dead, there never will be.
>>181384168
anyone else read that one book about that kid raised on mars and they honor the dead by eating them
yeah, that was a weird book
then again, I think I read it before I was even halfway through my teens
>>181384349
Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein?
>>181384652
Yeah, that.
>>181384652
Now that I'm skimming through the wikipedia page, I had no idea that the book was tied to all this other syfy stuff. I was actually surprised when I figured out it was the same book. I'm gonna need to go and read that again, apparently.
>>181388389
shit i dont know if is a vorcha or one of those new species that appeared in andromeda
>>181381193
>This is just speculation
It is not, Montreal team division is gone and many members are working on other IP's.
>>181389790
90% sure it's the main bad dude
Okay MEG is time to settle this, after how much ass sucked ME:A will Bioware learn and make Anthem at least a decent Destiny rip-off or it will finally send Bioware into the trash as many other studios owned by EA games?
>>181390128
....and he is a...?
>>181390208
cauliflower henchmen with a cape #5
I never played andromeda, I have no idea what they're called
kett or something I think?
>>181390198
garbage chute
>>181390208
Kett.
Why does this game make you kill the same 3-4 enemies (kett trooper, kett trooper with bigger gun and shields, kett trooper with bigger gun and shields who occasionally turns invisible, alien dog) for 60% of it? The Collectors felt like they had more variety and they were only present in three missions in ME2 and a DLC minigame in ME3.
Also the kett enemy types all seem like reskins of ME3's husks. With less variety and less lore excuse for why they don't have shit like armored fighting vehicles and artillery.
Chosen = Cannibals (basic trooper, pretty standard)
Anointed = Marauders (identical to the basic trooper except they can't throw grenades, have shields, and their automatic weapons are stronger in DPS)
Fiends = Brutes (large, armored, muscular creatures walking on all fours that specialize in melee and are most notable for their sync-kill)
Ascendants = Banshees (floating female leaders with a shit ton of hit points, a sync-kill, the ability to teleport, the ability to shoot a slow powerful energy blast from their hands, and a barrier that arbitrarily makes them immune to all powers).
Wraiths = Husks (melee only enemy that's a cover buster and can grab you necessitating a QTE to wrestle off)
>>181393119
It's almost like they don't know how to make a good video game.
>>181393359
C team
>>181393359
Didn't they make the MP DLC?
Enemy variety is the one thing they should know how to do.
Where is my colonization-themed Mass Effect?
I want to wipe out natives on planets and plant down Earth's flag.
why does everyone write femshep as some damsel getting scared at nightmares and the stuff
>>181353281
I like femshep, but she's not the bestshep.
Liara is mediocre waifu, but compared to what we got in ME3 and Andromeda, she's good.
>>181395596
Because people like making characters have weaknesses, like cliche ptsd crap.
>>181395563
Andromeda is the closest you will get, such activities are verbooten in today's progressive North America
>>181364108
>>181358760
Can we stop unironically posting tumblr art now?
>>181395776
yeah but baseless ptsd like having nightmares just to have nightmares
you know if you want to make femshep have ptsd FUCKING KILL SOME ONE
How does /meg/ feel about this character? They seemed to be setting him up to be the big bad for the sequel and I don't understand why. He was really boring and unmemorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PoQ0zTva8
>>181396006
>he
>>181396006
Primus is female
>>181396487
so does that mean you get to rape her next game
>>181396006
> behold, the cauliflower king (female)
>>181396006
I'll imprison her and then break her into being my alien gf.
>>181395861
I can always dream...
>>181396006
Did she even have a unique model?
Time for spess
>>181396006
Nah he just represents the Kett. The primarch was just one guy and a detachment of Kett who went off the rails. That guy is the mouthpiece of the whole galactic empire.
you think were ever going to get a nice russian squad mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>181400096
What was wrong with the last post?yes
>>181400224
it was replaying to the old guy.png guy by accident
>>181400314
Ah,I want a ME version of Ashot and Yar
>>181400420
i want someone to make a mod that replaces all enemy audio with that of the bandits from stalker
outcast:anu cheeki breeki
>>181400523
fund it
>>181383941
>tfw there never will be a salarian romance
>or a krogan romance
>tfw mass effect is dead
>feelsGOOD
>>181403748
Japan
Was
A
Mistake
>after years of subterfuge the femturfags have emerged as the dominant race
what is this... hollow feeling?
>>181403873
You weren't paying attention
>>181403873
>femturfags have emerged as the dominant race
Feelsgood
What did /meg/ do for 5-6 years without a new mass effect game?
>>181405973
shitpost
Thread is kill. Post Vetra.
>>181407567
>>181407567
>>181408140
>her visor
DELETE THIS
>>181335136
I unironically want to see Kelly in Miranda's uniform
>>181409461
Who doesn't? Kelly was bangin.
>>181409380
But anon, it's for important research.
>>181335136
>every male on the Normandy wears the same standard Alliance military outfit
Makes me appreciate Gil's unique jumpsuit a bit more
It's amazing the kind of appreciation Liam has given me for black people. Like, now that I've met Liam, I really wish I'd got Jacob again, instead.
Ashley in this skirt, with a latex bustier that shows her tummy.
>tfw will never cuddle Vetra to sleep
suffering
>>181414145
>self inserting
Stop. Vetra is for Ryder, not you
>>181408140
subtle
>>181414678
Isn't this literally the point of an RPG.
>>181407567
I pray one day /meg/ will be purged if this degeneracy
>>181414678
>tfw will never cuddle Turian gf to sleep.
>>181407567
>>181407567
Thank you, doctor.
>>181407567
NOT DED YET
>>181418323
I'm going to need some source on that, anon.
>>181418323
>new content kind of arriving overall
>kind of arriving overall
>kind of
???
>>181418585
http://bsn.boards.net/thread/11766/kotaku-sources-effect-andromeda-single?page=37&scrollTo=777523
>>181418585
His ass.
>>181413974
Mass Effect needs more latex and other skintight material, and waifu outfits.
>>181370814
Something like the alternate appearences but with casual outfits.
>>181407567
>>181407567
>>181394590
>Cerberus
>having enough resources for carriers
The SR2 was bad enough.
Cora is the benefactor. Screencap this.
>>181418323
Keelah anon, that's from an EA shareholders meeting that took place two months ago. It isn't news, nor does it indicate anything about story DLC.
>>181418323
>many players found exactly what they're looking for and some players did not
Which means, whoever you are, you either have no idea what it is that people wanted out of a Mass Effect game, or you are simply spewing PR talk to save face.
>engaging fast-paced multiplayer. New multiplayer content is continued to be released
And now I am certain you have no idea what you're talking about, since nobody that is interested in Mass Effect is gonna buy the game strictly for the multilayer.
So all I am getting is that they are set on the wrong direction for the franchise and are comitted in doing so even further for the future.
This may all sound good for investors, but it shits on the consumers, yet again. I just wish we could get some normal talk for once, without NDAs and PR getting in the way.
>>181403873
Feelsspikey.
>>181420276
>he doesn't know how many people actually liked mea
>he doesn't know how popular me3mp was
>>181420276
>whoever you are
I think it was Andrew Wilson, EA CEO
>>181419868
>>181420341
>>181420425
>he doesn't know how many people actually liked mea
Apparently, not nearly as many as EA needed, nor as much as EA wanted, or they wouldn't have this mess on their hands now, would they?
>he doesn't know how popular me3mp was
Did you jump on ME3 just because of the multiplayer? Do you play CoD MP as well? If so, then ME:A is indeed good news for you, because the franchise seems to be moving to a more MP oriented direction, as it is.
>>181420451
Since Wilson has to answer directly to shareholders, as a CEO, I'd expect him to be full od PR talk.
>>181420879
I spent ~700hours in ME3MP. And it was good as hell. But, unfortunately, MEAMP isn't as fun as ME3MP, so fuck it.
>>181403873
The desire for your own spikey gf
>>181421086
>tfw Vetra will never rub her carapace against your skin
>>181421013
I understand liking the MP, it's good that the game had good MP and I am genuinely happy for you, that you had fun. Did you, however, go and buy ME3, without having played the prequels, with no prior knowledge of the combat system, just because ME3 had MP? Was MP, the selling point for ME:A for you? And do you want a completely MP experience for ME from now on? Because ME started as something entirely different than this.
>>181420842
>tfw you will never have a sultry femtur invite herself to your home after 3 4 a.m. at your local bar
>tfw she will never uninvitedly pour herself a glass of your good stuff
>tfw you will never teasingly complain that she's taking your too shelf hooch
>tfw she will never pour you a glass and breathe (drink up) smokily in your ear
>tfw she will never slowly undress herself, staring you dead in the eyes, piece of clothing by piece per hearty gulp of your fine brown liquor
>tfw she will never lay down on your couch, pull off her top, then pour the dregs on the part of her chest carapace where it will pool up
>tfw she will will never order you to take a shot
>tfw relaxing in bed.
>femtur gf returns from the kitchen, her taloned feet clacking on the hardwood floor.
>the bed creaks as she sits down, her round ass pushing the springs to their limit.
>it's a small bed, barely fit for one human, let alone a human and his armored girlfriend.
>she yawns, flaring her mandibles wide.
>then she falls backward into the pillow next to your head.
>she greets you with a big toothy smile, she looks happy if a little tired. It's still early and the sun is still rising.
>She shifts, sliding down till her head is below yours. her long legs fall of the edge of the bed.
>she sighs contentedly as you embrace her from behind, draping your arm over her, the top of her head resting against your jaw.
>her free hand finds yours, fingers entwine.
>Her mandibles twitch just a little as your digits form a wholesome grip around each other.
We need more Cora in dis thread
>>181422006
No we don't. We could use less Vetra as well.
>>181422080
Vetra levels are fine.
However, Nyreen levels are disappointing
>>181421969
>tfw unsheathing your straw.
>tfw seeing her eyes widen, mouth agape in surprise as you start slurping up the contents of her neckbowl.
>tfw her continued silence annoys you.
>chew the bar-receipt into little chunks and shoot them at her with your straw.
>>181422006
she has a good butt
almost rivals miranda's
>>181422361
Yeah, she's been posted 2 times too many.
>>181421969
L-Lewd!
>>181421550
Each, and I mean it, ME game has a completely different experience, both in combat and in story. For me the "real" sci-fi ME ended with ME1. And let's be honest, MP in ME games are very different from SP, and the only thing they have in common is a combat system. I could've talk about pros and cons of it from ME3 and MEA, but this is not what we're talking about right now. The thing is, it's not even about the game, it's about money. Of course EA is happy with MEAMP, because it brings them even more money, unlike SP. And I personally know several people who never played ME3 SP and MEA SP, but played MP only instead.
And this is not a problem of bioware, this is a problem of the whole game industry - devs are making games that bring them more money. Preorders, dlcs, booster packs, in-game items, making copy-paste games (hi ubisoft), etc. - and people are buying it. Why should they bother making a good SP-only game if they can make a SP-MP or a MP game instead and become rich?
So, to end this whole thing, the video games are dying. Slowly, but dying. And there's nothing we can do about it yet, until people will stop taking capitalistic baits or the miracle will happen.
>>181422585
let´s see how many more we can post
>>181422904
thanks, that's actually way over the limit, No more is needed or wanted.
>>181420879
Mass Effect multiplayer is co-op horde mode, nothing like CoD, and it's fun as hell. Played the shit out of it after ME3's terrible ending. Was ME3's saving grace for me. So yes, I did get MEA with the idea that at least I'd enjoy the multiplayer.
That's not a thing you use PR talk in, for legality reasons.
>>181422006
Sure, she's a real cutie!
>tfw no standoffs in Mass Effect
Paragon interrupt is a shot in the arm, while renegade is two to the chest and another to the head.
>>181423045
>co-op horde mode
>nothing like CoD
Have you ever heard of this weird gamemode called Nazi Zombies?
>>181423045
Is ME3 the only MP game you've ever played? Because horde mode is common as fuck. And again, I'm not berrating you for having a good time, I'm glad you got something out of both ME3 and ME:A, for your time, money and effort's sake.
>That's not a thing you use PR talk in, for legality reasons.
What exactly are you refering to here and what do you mean by this, exactly?
>>181421973
>fingers entwine.
Jesus fuck anon spoiler that shit, that's 7 different types of illegal.
>>181423134
Forgot about that mode, but that can't be the main sell of CoD, and ME's is still different than Nazi zombies.
>>181423463
When the fuck did I say horde mode is unique to ME?
The shareholders meeting.
MEG's got me installing MGS5 again. I've also just started writing another story. Will see how lewd it actually gets.
>>181422957
> no, more is needed
Alright, more is coming
>>181421973
Too lewd, anon, this is a blue board. Think of the children.
>>181423463
Companies have to be open to shareholders, not bend the truth, they wouldn't use public relations talk.
>>181424204
quite literally the exact opposite of what i and everyone other rational person on earth wants
>>181422361
>nyreen
Everyone is a pussy for not wanting to fuck with Aria.
>>181423824
>When the fuck did I say horde mode is unique to ME?
I missinterpreted that one, sorry. But my point stands. Horde mode is common as fuck. It's in Gears of War, CoD, Resistance, Killzone, Uncharted has a horde mode, even The Last Of Us, if I recall correctly. It's not an innovation and it's not a rare gamemode. My point, ultimately, is that, well, you've got quite a few alternatives to play horde more, but just like the other games have more to offer than just that, so does Mass Effect.need to step up and offer something bigger to the experience. And as you already pointed out, you were disappointed with ME3 in itself, as a Mass Effect SP game, which is what you were initially after, if, again, I understood correctly. That it redeemed you with the MP is good, but a game should also try to deliver on the things its fanbase is originally looking forward to. It should be held to a standard and its developer assume responsibility for it. I do not see this happening with Bioware.
>The shareholders meeting.
You mean the quoted statement by Andrew Wilson, above? It is illegal to talk in PR terms? Is not every statement issued by a CEO, when in damage control, worded in a certain fashion as to be vague and interpretable in a variety of ways? The only direct ones I've seen are strictly from the car industry, like VW's, some years back and I think Ford(?) as well.
>>181424684
> Vosque may want to, but Nyreen may´ve been the only one that has
> these lips have been where no man has been before
>>181424467
>Companies have to be open to shareholders, not bend the truth, they wouldn't use public relations talk.
Yes, but I don't see anything commiting in that statement, or that specific excerpt other than "there will be MP DLC".
>>181424784
>tfw shes the only fuck worth a damn and nothing happened except a lousy touch at the end of Omega dlc
>Nyreen the crab and Mordin the loony scientist fucked her
>She literally hates humans with a passion
>Shes now dead and there will never be nudes
The sucks.
>>181371162
Quiet in ME would probably be an Cerberus assassin, genetically enhanced and brainwashed to obey all commands given by Cerberus. She'd act oblivious to everyone and everything until given a command but if exposed to the healing dick of Shepard she'd slowly regain her ability to feel and at the end of the game speak.
>>181424774
The Last of Us didn't. Had a great PvP game mode. Singleplayer RPGs are common too, and ME's horde mode is unique enough. I agree that it shouldn't subtract from the singleplayer experience, and I don't think it has as of yet. Maybe EA will see the microtransactions (which I haven't bought any, in either game, mind you), and think it's worth doing though, and that'll suck when and if that day comes, if it's not already happening now. I never said it should, I just defended it against this idea that it's shit, and that it did influence me buying MEA because of ME3's.
>>181424842
It wasn't in an issued statement, it was in a call with shareholders directly. They weren't in "damage control" either, as this occurred months ago. It might've been a bit vague, but they speak on it selling well, and that they are happy with it on both the singleplayer and multiplayer fronts. That their expectations for the future of the franchise are strong.
>>181425114
She better should´ve leaved that dreaded place
>>181425970
>I just defended it against this idea that it's shit, and that it did influence me buying MEA because of ME3's.
You do not have to defend what you like to me. You have a right to like whatever you want. I was pointing out that there are other games out there that offer a similar experience and you can get those as well and have a much more rewarding SP experience to go along with them.
However, an average gamer/casual/normalfag, seeing how bad the SP is and what other better options he has for $60 worth of enjoyment, will not flock to ME:A. People not picking up ME:A and potential sequels will have an impact to your enjoyment of the MEMP experience. Which is why I am not bashing EA for making the decision to have MP in ME, but rather have them realze why a strong SP is needed, on which to base the overall experience. Otherwise, they should release a F2P MEMP game with microtransactions. That could, however, go into direct competiotion with Titanfall's target audience. And that is another problem that I have with the gaming industry.
>It wasn't in an issued statement, it was in a call with shareholders directly.
Well, I could not have derived that from the snipet posted here. However, there rest does sound like falsehood, as the studio, according to mr. Schreier, at least, is basically shut down, with barely enough staff to churn out MP DLC and the occasional patch that adds cock craving to random NPCs.
I just want to get this out, I don't like, nor trust Kotaku and out of all of them, I think that Jason Schreier is the most sniveling, pitiful excuse of a man, I've yet to see with his emasculated opinions and clickbait articles. But I do not think him a liar, because what he is saying, is basically calling Bioware Montreal defunct. And if that is not true, then that is a very big lie.
>>181427361I actually quite enjoyed the singleplayer in MEA.F2P MEMP would be Titanfall's competition? I don't follow.
I'm not sure about MEA's DLC support, but it'll get a sequel. It's just on hold for a bit. Wouldn't expect anything for at least 5 years. Even Schreier, himself, said just as much. It was put on hold, Montreal downsized, because EA bought into the hate brigade. They could hand it off to a different studio, or maybe back to Edmonton once they're through with Anthem and DA4. That one's probably unlikely. My ideal situation would be for Bioware Montreal to build a competent staff, and come back with a sequel down the line.
EVEN DA2 GOT DLC
EVEN DA2222222222222222222222
>tfw Nyreen was actually a vanguard and teleported through the floor before the explosion.
>tfw she went on to live a happy life without Aria.
>>181425484
>brainwashed to obey all commands given by Cerberus
Oh, baby!
where is my coffee quarian at
>>181433110
Don't rush the writefags anon, they do good work at their own pace.
>>181433497
>Writefags.
>plural.
Who are the others?
>>181433685
lawyerfag is one of them i think
Mass Effect Andromeda is a new low for Bioware. There is not a single mention of rape in the game. Even Cisquisition had a few.
>>181428630
>I actually quite enjoyed the singleplayer in MEA.I enjoyed Deadly PremonitionIt's OK to like bad things.
>F2P MEMP would be Titanfall's competition? I don't follow.
It's not competition, not directly. Especially since both are published by EA, but a F2P sci-fi shooter would bite, even if just a little, into Titanfall's already weak sales. And EA wouldn't want that.
Anthem will kill Destiny 2 just like TOR killed WOW
Those of you who await the work of the writefags... treat /meg/ as nothing more than a place where you can be masturbated to completion
>>181434714
I don't think it was bad. There's arguments for it being average, though. Never played Deadly Premonition.
I think Battlefield is Titanfall's biggest in-house competition.
>>181429349
I like the characters in DA2 at least
>>181433497
Yeah i know.Doesn't make waiting any better
>>181424073
fuck me, I wanna reinstall now too,maybe even use infinite heaven l this time around
>>181436602
I'd be really nice if you could upgrade Mother Base aside from just adding more platforms.
Researching better radar, defense, food production, adding in-door weapon ranges, etc., and all those things would add visible elements to the whole thing and have gameplay impact.
Getting attacked by singleplayer factions would be nice, too, where you had to defend from attack helicopters, boats, and things like that.
I mean, the MSF Mother Base had a goddang airstrip.
tfw no spiky femshep gf
Between the incompetent/undecisive middle management, attrocious animation and character design, the political not professional hirings and office culture and the 'progressive' writing, this was, in hindsight, a perfect storm for making a the worst game of the franchise.
The tragic things is, ME:A has all the hallmarks of what could have been a great game. Many great ideas, baldy exectuted.
That EA won't throw any good money after bad is understandable.
I really hope for BioWare that Anthem turns out to be that game that will usher in a new era, otherwise, I expect that BioWare will join the fate of so many studios that were bought be EA before.
http://bsn.boards.net/thread/11766/kotaku-sources-effect-andromeda-single?page=37&scrollTo=777523
>just 2 for me as well. Curious if you could give us a deeper perspective, I guess, on what's happening within BioWare. Mass Effect, I think from a quality perspective, didn't exactly hit the mark. It looks like you've now delayed the anticipated new IP, which sometimes is also tied to quality. So curious if there's any change of leadership or developer turnover (inaudible) happened internally within BioWare. And then second question, PopCap. It looks like you have some layoffs in that studio. Obviously, the studio has good IP, used to, as well as (inaudible). Curious how you see the future of PopCap, and also if you're tinkering with headcount over -- on the overall firm or any trends there we should think about through fiscal '18.
>Okay. Well, I'll answer the first 2 and we'll go from there. The first thing is Mass Effect is an interesting title. It was in development for a really long time and represented a lot of the great things that BioWare is known for: story, size, depth, breadth, imagination. And while overall the aggregate review scores were lower than we would have liked, we did have over 100 reviewers scored the game at 80 or higher. So it represents a fan base that's very passionate, looking for very particular things and many players found exactly what they're looking for and some players did not. With that said, we believe Mass Effect: Andromeda delivers a rich, deep experience, which celebrate what makes the franchise great: wonderful, beautiful, deep, rich world, amazing combat and engaging fast-paced multiplayer. New multiplayer content is continued to be released, and new content kind of arriving overall more regularly. So we're very happy with kind of how BioWare is doing, how BioWare is treating Mass Effect. And our expectations for Mass Effect are still strong for the future and the franchise overall.
>>181439114
>baldy exectuted
if they'd killed Mac over Andromeda's performance I think we'd have heard of it!
>>181439320
All this denial is hilarious. Biodrones really are pathetic.
>>181439005
>tfw no spiky femshep gf getting raped on Arcturus station for being a disgusting femtur
>>181440040
>tfw no spiky femshep gf captured and reduced to a post-battle slut of the blue suns and gone unrecognized by her LI because she's become a filthy femtur, then dumped on Omega with the rest of her kind
>>181439559
I wonder how Mac must be feeling. At the start of the development cycle, he was probably swinging his big Bioware Edmonton cock around and bullying the hapless Montreal faggots by dint of being the most senior of the original ME team on the project and creative director. He must have been confident that the success of Andromeda would finally give him the big break he had been hoping for to get out of video games and make the transition to Dark Horse comics like his idol, Frank Miller.
>>181439948
EA obviously aren't biodrones.
>>181440710
The fact that you lot are this desperately grasping onto some pr-bullshit from a months old shareholders meeting proves you are the biodrones.
It's honestly really, really sad. Funny though.
>>181440894
No, you:^)
>>181440981
I'm going to laugh so hard when bioware finally gets the guts to officially acknowledge there won't be any sp dlc.
>>181440561
He was probably panicking from the beginning considering he came in after the team squandered half their time and money and had to go into an insane crunch just to finish it.
Those who believe that Andromeda will receive singleplayer DLC... are beyond delusional. They should fuck off back to /dag/
>>181441065
I'm not going to laugh, I'm also not going to be sad. I don't give a shit. It's evident from the fact that you called me a biodrone for saying EA aren't working in Bioware's favor, that you're just fishin for them (You)s. Petty shit, anon.
>>181441449
Sure thing, mate. Just go back to /dag/ or your biodrone forums
>>181441359
Reading that shitaku article about the general pettiness and incompetence of the Montreal team, and their efforts to resist Edmonton's attempts to clean up their mess due to their pride and paranoia and thinking they were too good, really drives home the fact that Montreal was a team composed mainly of French Canadians like Freebreeze CONDOMinas.
Only Frogs would be this delusional, arrogant, and hysterical like women when confronted with their own ineptitude
>>181440894
>some pr-bullshit from a months old shareholders
Confirmed for not knowing how businesses work. If a game bombs and you're planning to can a major franchise, it's considered extremely poor form not to tell your investors, especially when directly asked. EA itself follows this rule, hence why they immediately noted the under performing sales of Crysis 3 and Dead Space 3 in the earnings calls after those games came out. And they weren't asked directly then.
That said, all this means in regards to this conversation is that there's going to be at least one other game in the future and that they're not canning the whole franchise. Which even Schrier didn't doubt, as he predicted another game in 5 years. Whether Andromeda will get any DLC still remains to be seen.
>tfw no hardened merc femtur gf who's a total sweetheart and cuddlebug around her bf
>>181443175
Those of you who like Vetra, prefer to be the submissive partner in a sexual relationship. You might as well be women
Is it explained anywhere why Aya wasn't marked as a golden world before the Initiative departed? There was no Scourge to hide the planet 600 years ago, and it has all the traits of a suitable world for colonization.What if Aya is actually a structure like Meridian under its surface? The Jardaan obviously had the capacity to create artificial planets.
>>181407567
>>181443403
I don't. I'd want to be the dominant member during coitus, with the occasional switch. Equal spread out of coitus. She can dominate my back, though, if you catch my drift.
>>181444064
Funny tho, Aya is in the gallery of golden worlds, picrelated. Probably because at least 90% of it is a volcanic terrain.
>>181433110
Sorry for the late reply, anon. Hopefully I can get around to writing more soon.
Expect more either late tonight or tomorrow, I wasn't too happy with what I was going to post yesterday.Also fucking Dead Cells has been consuming my life...help.
>>181445186
>picrelated
Isn't that the same waterfall location from J**l's romance?
>>181447157
It is.
>tfw can't explore the rest of aya
>>181446863
No problem anon, do your thing, but you better remembernot to disappoint me.
>>181407567
>>181441725
>Confirmed for not knowing how businesses work
Nah, you're the only dumb one here. He gives a non-answer that says literally nothing and can be construed in every way. Yet you dumbfucks grasp onto that as though it means the world.
Franchise is dead. Get over it.
>>181448021
I like Vetra, but her preference for hanging out at Kadara might be a problem in a long term relationship. That place is a shithole, I'd never want to go there for any reason other than shooting scavers.
>>181440470
>tfw no spiky femshep gf reduced to a shameless prostitute Garrus scoffs at passing her on the street as she begs him to let her give him a free quickie with her mandibles
>>181448827
> she´s waiting for you to take her to a better home
>tfw no femtur merc gf with a minigun to shoot scavers with
>>181448209
>he took "And our expectations for Mass Effect are still strong for the future and the franchise overall." as the franchise being dead
What a peculiar mind.
>>181449514
It's dead, Mac.
Yeah, it's not even live bait.
>tfw no cold, strict and stoic femtur LI with a military background that slowly opens up about her true emotionsI am still angry that I will never get this because the series is dead and Vetra's disgusting boring ass exists
>>181448827
>>181449332
Yeah, she just feels comfortable on Kadara, it's what she's used to. It's Ryder's job to make her feel comfortable now.
TUMMY KISSU!!
>tfw no spiky femshep gf serving as a constantly hopped up piece of Eye-Candy forAriaand a comfort woman for her men and nothing more
>>181449304
>tfw no femgarrus gf being mistaken as a prostitute by Shepard as she tries to kill a merc leader undercover
>>181449995
You've posted this exact same fetish scenario in over a dozen different threads now. It's thankfully not going to happen. Let it go.
>>181451994
I mean I like it too, anon
VastUnlinedAsianelephant
>>181450050
PB IS FUCK UGLY
>>181454404
rude
>>181454072
>tali has no spine
>dick moving faster than sheploo's crotch
Good effort, though. The scenario is comfy.
>>181454072
Nice. Although, Shepard's lower half is weird.
>>181450050
Latex tummy KISSU!
>>181454072
SHEPARD'S HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN~!
watcha doin meg
>>181455839
waiting for /meg/ to die
>>181455887
why
>>181455046
>tfw no alt outfits in andromeda
>>181456110
meg should have died years ago.
Now that it's been confirmed that Mass Effect is dead, there's no reason to go on.
FatherlyZanyCalf
>>181455839
Just played some MGS5. Finally did 'Shining Lights, Even in Death'. Fuckin' nuts.
I also looked at Quiet a bit in the helo.2cute
>>181454072
fuck am i supposed to do with this?
>>181458234Beat your meat.
https://my.mixtape.moe/vzbxyu.mp4
>>181459286
pretty good
>>181459286
>that disgusting thing plowing Miranda's ass
Shame.
https://my.mixtape.moe/fcylwz.mp4
https://my.mixtape.moe/wrilxe.mp4
>>181460250
>>181459286
These feel like they should have sound.
>tfw you will never play as raiden during the first contact war
PAIN
>>181459286
>>181460250
looks so awful like something lordaardcuck would make
>>181459023
Understandable, but how?what site am i using to search this
>implying Femshep isn't Bestshep
These “people“ exist.
>>181461737gfycat
>>181462126
thx homie
http://i.imgur.com/Q7YY3zx.jpg
Miranda is a huge buttslut!
Where is Mac Walters? He hasn't tweeted anything since Andromeda released.
https://twitter.com/macwalterslives
Did he kill himself?
>>181466297
He's currently on his 13th Peebee romance playthrough.
>>181466427
Who can blame him for that?
Schreier's Twitter is currently covered in tweets of him repeating "there will be no DLC" over and over again while spotlighting and mocking forum posts that insult him.
>>181466297
Too busy with damage control on /meg/
>>181468250
HE HAS SHIT TASTE. PB IS FUCK UGLY
Next launch of a SpaceX rocket coming up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKmWeATngb4
> Grab some popcorn and your waifu (preferably Turian)
> bringing us a step closer to encountering the Charon portal
Just think of how disappointed EA is.
You are EA. The time is October 2007 and you just bought little Bioware. They release a small game called Mass Effect. It goes over unexpectedly well, receiving mixed to good reviews and sales. You greenlight a sequel with a larger budget. It ends with about 3 million sales.
Meanwhile they branch out with another IP, Dragon Age. This game is received similarly to Mass Effect and sells about as well. So now you have two new IPs with brand recognition and sequels greenlit. Things look good.
ME2 comes out. It's a great success. Reviews are great, it sells better than any previous Bioware game, and it has GOTY nominations up the ass. Ends up with a Metacritic score of 96/100 and 5 million sales. Meanwhile a minor game in the DA series gets renamed from Exodus to 2 and gets crap reception as a result of people expecting something better, but it's still a blow you can take since you're riding so high.
ME3 comes out. It does even better than ME2.
It doubles ME2's first-week sales numbers and gets great reviews. On top of that a larger share of its sales are digital or deluxe editions, meaning more $$$, and its got a great multiplayer component tacked on that keeps pouring in revenue as well as profitable DLC. Gets tons of GOTY nominations and a 94/100 Metacritic, ending with 6 million sales. It single handedly keeps you from operating at a loss for that year. This IP seems to be at its high point this year, with multiple $15 DLCs, novels, comics, an anime movie, mobile games, and multiplayer DLC coming out around this time. The MP remains alive 5 years later.
DAI comes out. Dragon Age is finally starting become good for you. The new game sales even better than ME3, gets even more GOTY nominations, more DLC (though no big MP), just overall great.
If you're EA you've been seeing a steady stream of improvement from Bioware for ten years. Then MEA pretty much resets franchise sales to 2010 levels and critical reception further back.
>10
moving fast today.
>>181472657
Comfy hour arrived early today, I guess.
>>181472657
Vetraposting can only last for so long.
I took a glance out of curiousity after checking Schreir's Twitter, and BSN is currently split into pro-Jason and anti-Jason factions arguing with each other with the latter calling the former "Jason worshippers." It's pretty funny.
>>181474237
Jason is pretty based 2bh
>>181331565
>be alien
>go to Andromeda to escape human's influence
>some human fag boi is bossing everyone around just like in the Milky Way
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>181474421
Don't know about that, but he can cause a shitstorm like no one else.
>By the way if you reply to me and no reply back, I blocked you. I don't talk to Jason worshipers
> Exactly this. I removed my Steam ID because it's the same as my Twitter handle. I don't need some overeager sycophant of his shitting on my Twitter feed trying to score points with his new favorite journalist.
>One of the users on this forum deleted their account ever since they ended on up on Jason's twitter feed.
> Eh, Jason what'shisname apparently takes BSN seriously. He spends his free time looking at this site and others for negative feedback
Last part is actually kinda true, who would go to a no-name site like BSN solely to look at negative comments? What a loser.
>>181474813
>This guy worships Jason, so I would just ignore him. :) You had every right to feel threatened. We link a lot of our stuff and never once thought some idiot might go and make us into targets for creepy Twitter lurkers.
>>181474949
>For me the most curious thing is that, according to the article, he seemingly spent the last few weeks contacting his sources to find out if there's gonna be DLC or not, and he just happened to get a definitive answer mere hours after the Sinclair Network hoax.
>>181338362
you know I see this kind of shit and it makes me question all this smug assholes who say "oh giant waifus cant be real". Fuck you, dinosaurs existed, therefore there should be giants too, if not on earth in the past then somewhere in the galaxy.
>>181476539
SQUARE CUBE LAW
>>181476539
It's not that really large creatures can't exist, it's about how you distribute the weight. Square-cube law, and all that.
>>181476720
fuck your laws. I'm Judas Priest, I'm Breaking the Law.
>>181477049
Then hope do Giraffes stand? Fuckers are walking on needle thin legs and shit.
Also, why werent there giant aliens in Andromeda. Is Bioware too afraid of giving us giant waifus?
>>181464461
that's why she is so great
>My uncle was a big gamer and collector. He passed away in February. I went back through his figures and nearly cried when I found these.
>(picture of model of Normandy SR-2)
>>181477682
Well, this bone structure is meant for an animal weigh just over a metric tonne, and it looks somewhat like a horse (they also have pretty thin legs while weighing quite a bit), but as you scale up, the volume doesn't scale at the same rate.
The whole square-cube law is about how increasing the the sides by ten, increases the volume to 100. As in the weigh increases really fucking fast even if you only make something slightly bigger.
Elephants weigh between 4-6 metric tonnes, and they need treetrunks for legs.
>>181479265
Damn, that makes me pretty sad.
>>181479871
Holy shit, reading that. I really need to go to bed.
>>181479265
Least he didn't get to see how bad Andromeda was.
>>181480107
Shit, you're right. That guy probably loved Mass Effect, imagine if Andromeda had been the last thing he saw of it before he died.
>>181479835
>>181480030
>>181480107
I posted that from a Reddit excerpt to mock it, you guys are doing it wrong.
>>181477682
Eiroch, manta, and the yevara.
>>181480634
?
>>181481978
You wouldn't want a manta waifu, anon?
>>181482464
No, I want a waifu who can shove me into her bra or underwear and accidentally forget about me for a few hours.
>>181482524
Anon, you're getting lewd.Finger her butt, too!
>>181482624
We don't know if yevara have sapience, tits, or what have you.
>>181484095
I want to explore neighboring clusters.
>>181484420
Sadly, we still live in the infancy of space exploration. Maybe one day interplanetary/interstellar travel may be as routine as riding the bus, but not in our lifetime.It hurts.
>>181484678
>>181484678
>>181484678
Oh, no, I was talking about in Andromeda. I would obviously kill to explore space in real life. Ever since I first looked up at the stars.
>>181485173Goodtaste
ded
>>181489646
rip
>>181489796
night /meg/
>>181490312
night
>>181490312
Goodnight, Curiosity.
We're reaching the end
PB IS FUCK UGLY
>>181495059
>Peebee is ugly
>Jaal is ugly
>Cora's a granny
>Liam is Liam
>SuviOH MAH GAWD, RYDUH
Why areVetra and Gilthe only good looking people
>>181494923The ride never ends.
>>181497608thisismydesign
>>181495323
Wrong. Everyone in Andromeda is UGLY
Vetra a cute.
http://orig09.deviantart.net/88ed/f/2017/183/e/4/webp_net_gifmaker_by_violanarrayya-dbessgz.gif
>>181502141
What the shit.
you think Vetra ever just sits up awake all night next to her sleeping lover after the realization finally hits her that she personally gunned down dozens of mercs and scavers on Kadara and Elaaden that could've been little different from what she was just five years ago?
>>181334016
They should have made Ryder 28, he doesn't look like he's 22.
Cora is apparently in her early 30s, which is kind of hot that you end up getting with an older woman.
>>181502938
Nah. I sometimes think about how Gil had severe desperation he kept bottled up to himself but Bioware were being fags and didn't let him discuss it with Ryder sintead they made everything about fuJill
>>181503131
The game files say Cora is 25.
>>181503131
Nah. I like young inexperienced Ryder siblings.I like it as well that everyone is older than them.
Does Vetra count as a cougar? Game files say she's 29, and we know Ryder is 21-22. He's closer to Sid's age (17) than Vetra's.
>>181503187
It's not her age. Just what age range they wanted to voices to be within. Besides those files are outdated, they mention Avitus landing on Kadara but he's actually on Havaarl
>>181503469
Didn't her writer say she was in her mid 20s on Twitter?
>>181502141
I want buff girls, but this is a bit...
>pick different outpost this playthrough
>the protesters yelling about how their family members had their cryo removal postponed because of the outpost are literally the exact same ones in the other scenario down to the model
lazy
>>181503560
Vetra is in her "late 20s"
https://twitter.com/SherylChee/status/842880429204148224
Peebee is 100+ years old
https://twitter.com/NeilPollner/status/827851258463674368
No one at Bioware has given Cora's age, her voice actor is in her 30s and her ingame model certainly doesn't look like a young 20 year old. Everyone thinks she's in her late 20s/early 30s.
Either way Vetra and Cora are several years older than Ryder, and Peebee is DECADES older.
>>181505550
Based on their character, we can assume Liam or Vetra are probably the closest to Ryder's age. Gil is probably the oldest human on the Tempest
>>181505550
Dat ass ismeh
>>181505915
>God tier asses on Ash, Miranda, and Cora
>Shit tier asses on aliens
Really makes me thinkCerberushad the right idea
>>181506412
Miranda/Ash/Liara, and Cora/Sara/Peebee literally all have the same ass. They only use one female model. The only girl in either game with a unique ass is Tali.
>>181506510
t. alien sympathiser
Ded thread hour
>>181508943
It's all relative anon
Nothing beats the feeling ofrejecting her for superior human
>>181509474
Fuck you. No one is superior to Tali.
>>181509474
wrong.
>>181509553
Mmm. Skin-contact. So nice
>>181509625
>2185
>dating filthy human traps that pass for women somehow
Not even funny anymore
im drunk and tired after winning $200 at the casino.
>tfw no femtur gf to cuddle with while i sleep and then share a nice comfy sunday with in the morning
>not destroying the Reapers and then retiring to Rannoch to live with your qt Quarian waifu
Some of you people disgust me
>>181509832
best ending
>>181509763
Alien traps are better, uh?
>>181509609
I like this gif
>>181509863
It's not Andromeda anon, aliens loathe the concept of traps. Also, quarians do not sell female suits to males, it's against regulations and they don't care about gender rights, they are gypsies remember?
In shortyes
>>181510070
>ywn hold onto those hips while she sensually grinds her body against yours
>>181510283
Goddammit, anon, now I'm sad.
>>181509832
>not controlling the Reapers and becoming a god amongst the organics
>>181505068
>no Geth romance
>>181509474
>>181509553
>>181509609
She confessed to me and I turned her down in ME2, haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2YFr_p9qaY
>>181484678
we better hurry and develope an FTL drive, that exceeds the speed of light by a factor of at least 10, if not 100 (instant transportation would be good, like Portals (ME/Stargate) or Hyperspace Jumps (BSG). With the current expansion of space ppl would otherwise never arrive at their destination.
"Conservative" methods of propulsion, like rocket engines or ion thrusters would work for interplanetary journeys, but not for interstellar, they´re just to slow
>>181511157
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwKi2_8oogQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg4UgxKDrQM
>Looking out the panoramic window at the Wards, your boss remains stoic as he mulls over the case's recent developments.
>You've known the district attorney for a long time. So dogged in the pursuit of justice, he's been thrown out for contempt in more instances than you could count on two hands.
>You anxiously await his reply, wondering if it would be on the same level as indicting the Council with racketeering charges. You wouldn't put it past him to try a reckless stunt like that.
>He finally turns to face you.
>"Get a material witness warrant."
>Your jaw nearly hits the floor as he turns towards the window once more. "It's high time that we stopped playing games."
>"A warrant for a judge? Jack, you can't be serious," you protest, unintentionally using his forename. "Political ramifications aside, how are we going to get a judge to hand over one of their own in the first place?"
>His voice becomes low.
>"I'm dead serious. Let me worry about the politics. You need to focus on getting a needle into this man's arm, and the best way to do that is put a judge under oath."
>"But how? No judge will sign that warrant."
>Hands in pockets, he walks over to you, the light from the window accentuating his greying hair and wrinkled face.
>"Citizens v. Sziarilek. A Judge Emil Skoda signed a warrant that led to the arrest of another judge. Skoda is still on the bench, and your best bet."
>You nod, placing your hands on your hips. "I'll get to him the first thing in the morning."
>"No, you won't."
>Your face twists in confusion.
>"Skoda won't be back until Monday."
>"So I'll just start trial prep in the meantime." You start towards the door.
>"You won't be doing any of that either."
>Stopping dead in your tracks, you're met with the district attorney leaning back in his chair, feet on the desk.
>You raise an eyebrow. He cuts you off before you can start.
(1/2)
>>181511778
(2/2)
>"Take the weekend off, starting right now. Get some real sleep. Same goes for your partner. I think it's time both of you let your blood pressure drop a little, and for others to try the coffee."
>It's barely 1900 and you're already out on the streets.
>Uneasy at such a drastic deviation from your routine, you glance at your partner.
>Mandibles closed tightly around her mouth. Evidently, she's enjoying this about as much as you.
>"Now what?"
>A familiar cramp in your stomach answers for you.
>Even on an ADA's paycheck, the restaurant was considered fairly expensive.
>If the scarlet tablecloths, real wood panelling, classical music and dim lighting didn't give that away, the menu sure would.
>You can't help but stare at a couple a few tables away as a waiter pours flaming liquid onto their food.
>Further inspection reveals that their plate isn't made of ceramic.
>It's a thin wheel of cheese.
>The thought of next morning's bank statement makes you shudder.
>A flanged voice brings you back to reality.
>"I bet that dish could've paid for my law degree."
>You chuckle. "Over here, my tuition would probably go as far as the breadsticks."
>"Who recommended this place again? Did they know that we aren't hedge fund managers?" She queries with a hint of mirth.
>"Jack did. He's always in here when he has meetings with councilors, judges, anyone that you'd see on a news headline."
>You thank the waitress as she fills your glass with water.
>Placing orders turned into an exercise in both arithmetic and judgement. You'd never forgive yourself if an eighty credit beefsteak came out like a rubber shoe.
>With the waitress walking away, you turn back to your alien company.
>Eyes wide, mandibles glued to her jaw. You've learned that to be her expression of concern or discomfort.
>>181511889
(3/2) "I can't count at 3 AM" edition
>She lowers her voice down to a whisper. "You never told me why McCoy kicked us out. What happened in there?"
>"He found out about our 'overtime'. Said that we need to relax a while, get some sleep." you mutter, leaning back in your chair, eyes fixed on the table.
>"And you think that you're wasting your time, that there's too much work to be done for you to rest now."
>"Thanks for the psychoanalysis, but yes, in all honestly, that's kind of what I'm feeling right now."
>She interlaces her fingers on the table as she leans in, as if to close the gap between your face and hers.
>"It's not psychoanalysis. It's just empathy. I feel the same way. It's just a little different..." she trails off.
>Now she's got your attention. You lean in closer, resting your chin on your thumbs, elbows on the table. "What's so different?"
>Her eyes refuse to make contact with your gaze, instead focused on the tableware to her left. Her thumbs seem restless.
>Sighing, she places her palms down on the table. "Just... nevermind. I don't know where I was going with this."
>She sheepishly looks at you. Disappointment is painted on your face.
>Her mandibles flare outward before she speaks again.
>"I was just going to say, and I really hope you don't mind me saying this, or if I'm crossing a line or..." she trails off once more.
>With a huff, she resumes. "I was going to say that I felt a little different because I don't think I'm wasting my time if it's spent with you."
>You feel the muscles in your face lose strength.
>She begins to sputter out a hasty apology before you interrupt her by placing her talons in your hands.
>A gentle squeeze is enough to quicken her breathing.
>Interlacing your many fingers with hers, neither of you can find the right words to say.
>It didn't matter, though, because in that moment, none were needed.
Didn't proofread this, like always, so sorry in advance for errors.
>>181511965
Also a small addendum: next installment will most likely see a little more than just hand holding. Interpret that in any way you'd like.
>>181509794
What game, anon?
>>181511965
>>181512186
couldnt find an error so far, greatly enjoyed the read
>>181511965
>>181512186
Your shit just keeps getting better and better. Keep at it, I love it.
>more than justhand holding
much dick
>>181512956
>much dick
Kek, that's what I get for phoneposting
>>181511965
Damn anon, beautiful as usual. I'm glad you chose to do the restaurant scene, you did a fantastic job.
>>181512186
>a little more than just hand holding.You know damn well how people are going to interpret that.
>>181511157
>>181511624
Jack's rejection is easily the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v42UhB7polA
>>181511965
>>181512186
Keep it going anon, perfect so far.
>>181511778
>>181511889
>>181511965
Anyone has all the screencaps? Missed most of it so far
>>181514839
I should have split them up based on the set, but whatever. 3 pics more after this one
>>181516324
>>181516443
Coming back here is like a blast to the past. I remember browsing here back when eddrf just started to post his stuff, with Quarian warbling, rivalries with BSG and DAG, and, of course, MEGSEV (what a fun but complete disaster that was). That was about five years ago now, I think.
If any of you remember those times, pls reply. I think during MEGSEV I did some writing under the nameMyrectum, or Myrec.
>>181514839
Last one, then you're up to date anon.
>>181517003
Always here, waiting for you.
>>181519574
awww, miss you too buddy
>>181517003
hey dude, what brought you back?
>>181517003
OH FUCK
MYREC
Welcome back
Suit gypsies make my physically sick
>>181519980
just thought about the board, I guess. funny thing actually, I wrote a note to myself a couple years back when I sort of left MEG to come back and say hello. I read that note a year ago and decided to wait until ME:A to come out to say anything. or, at least, that's the excuse i'm making.
in any event, ME:A left me whelmed. 7/10. Fun at times, but only once. Probably won't play again for a while.
>>181520075
kind of surprised someone actually remembers me, but thanks. don't know how long i'll stay, considering Mass Effect has lost my interest as of late, what with the release and overall disappointment with ME:A's replayability. actually moved on to another Bioware game, Star Wars: The Old Republic, primarily because I'm now in an officer in a guild that I have a lot of fun in. Also, it's Star Wars, and I like swinging around a laser sword.
pic related, me with a bunch of other guildies and non-guildies at a recent World RP-PvP event hosted between factions. I'm the one in the center with the Resolute Guardian armor and the farmhand blue lightsaberIf that means anything to you guys.
>>181517049
Thanks anon, much appreciated
>>181520404
Watch these:
>>181511624
>>181511157
>>181520415
I know nothing of ToR but at least you are having fun. I've been trying to do another play through of Andromeda but it's a struggle. Im here to keep the torch burning and post spess.
Of course I remember you by the way. I remember almost everyone at least.
MEGSEV times were objectively the best times for this thread post /vg/-migration
Behead those who insult Tali
I want a slutty femtur to do naughty stuff with
Why do all the Asari in Andromeda look like they have the same mom?
Can we put our autism into use and just make a ME-based dating sim?
>>181525140
Bioware
>>181502141
Fuck OFF, Viola!
>>181520415
>Resolute Guarding
>farmhand blue
My nigga. I roll with Desert Green on my Sage, and Amethyst on one of my Knights.
Speaking of other games, what are you playing now, /meg/?
>>181526113
Andromeda.
>>181526113
Started up MGS5 again. Never completed it.
Waifus with lingerie! I like the way it cups her butt.
>>181509609
how do you even get her to dance in ME1
>>181526113
Anachronox. Going through my backlog one by one.
Those of you who condemn the Jew, Jason Schreier for his devastation of the Biodrones... go to hell
>>181526113
War Thunder
mother base medical wing
>kaz you've been in here for well over a week whats wrong
>oh you know quarian immune system and all, just a mild allergic reaction
>you're very careful when it comes to suit repairs, and you only ever take it off in the showers or in clean rooms
>eh... what are you getting at snake
>i'm just saying that for you to slip up like that and end up in the med bay for a week. something must have happen
>enough about that hows that turian with the western fetish as you so put it doing in my absence
>well he's proven very useful in Intel collecting. but you're dodging the point. how did you get sick
>must have not sealed it properly
he sounds shaken
>oh so it has nothing to do with that asari commando we picked up a couple of weeks ago
>of course not we already had this argument
>oh then you would't want to watch what unfolded in that room
snake waved a disk in front of his bed ridden friend
>>181528231
all he could think about was what was going to happen once he left the medbay
god damn, why is such beauty allowed.
>>181526113
Replaying Fire Emblem Fates. The Conquest side.
I haven't touched Andromeda in months...
>>181484678
>implying we wont have aging solved within 40 years
then you just have to sit back and wait for space travel
>>181529872
I won't be getting cheesegrater pussy looking like a 58 year old forever
>>181530197
we can already reverse aging in animals, we'll be able to reverse aging in people too.
>>181530197
he's 49 whats your excuse
>>181331898
Me Three
>>181334381
Sounds good anon, preferably in a blazing inferno.
>>181526113
Dead Cells. It's fuckingGREAT.
>>181530632
No armour option, when?
>>181530945
how does it feel that he would be better at controlling the krogan pop better then the genophage
>>181353281
Nope i got no intention of ever being a female in a game so it's all about Shepard and Miranda, taking her to Pound Town, all 3 holes.
whats with all the faggots drooling over snake? isnt there are general for that?
>>181360447
DIE,.ME Andromeda is an abomination.
>>181531298
Nope.
>>181531298
It's probably cause a few anons had an idea for a MGS/Mass Effect crossover and it spiraled into what you see now.
I don't mind it though, it's pretty good OC content.
>>181531675
you think quarian kaz would take snakes dick
MGS is serverly overrated.
>>181356263
C O N S T A N T A N A L
>>181380151
Agreed wish that bitch Vetra did not happen, along with the Angara race and the gay homo relationships in any games, to be completely axed out, it's ruining the world with the younger generation. More waifus!
>>181517003
Hey Myrec, welcome back.
>>181532203
Miranda and Liara's BBC
>http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8618.html?thread=41721002#t41721002
>Shepard doesn't join in and double anal Miranda because he's a faggot that goes for the suitrat
I want tocumin Miranda'sbumwith Liara, then put a plug in her.
>>181532227
Neat.
>>181533657
I find myself thinking of doing lewd things to Miranda's butt. How can such degeneracy be cured?
>>181533861
>How can such degeneracy be cured?Indulging.
>>181533996
this is one of the best images ever created by a human
>>181533996
Miranda fingering her ass through her suit in the engine room is canon I'm pretty sure
>>181534087
>getting Miranda just into anal, she absentmindedly rubs her butthole through her suit, even when she's suppose to work
YES.
Why haven't Eddy written a fic about this?
>>181533996
>>181534280
*SO into anal
Fuckin'
>some turians love the whole spinning revolver bit they buy newly made revolvers with larger trigger guards to fit their talons
>>181534280
I need to commission this if it doesn't happen.
anal is the most degenerate form of intercourse and promotes STD's and promiscuity.
>post Reaper War
>Miranda sends Shepard videos of herself playing with her butt, and images of her wearing buttplugs when out it public
>>181534285
>>181534496
Do they also buy modified Stetsons to wear?
>>181535070
>ywn see a stetsons with holes in the back to fit their fringe
>>181535240
>>181535070
Man, someone needs to write about cowboy humanboo turians
>>181534878
>Shepard comatose in Lazarus Project 2.0 post-reaper war (headed up by Miranda)
>Wires hooked up directly to Shep's brain to communicate with him and make sure his brain reconstruction is going smoothly
>Miranda keeps sending videos of herself fingering her asshole and playing with butt-toys directly to shepard's brain
>The doctors and technicians have to solve the mystery of why Shepard's cock is always rock hard
>>181526113
Injustice 2.
>>181535576
Oh my, yes! Truly one of the greatest waifus!
>>181526113
shitout 4
>>181526113
continuing mgs5, just glad that i got so many people to start playing mgs again
>>181535791
Thanks, anon! I'm just glad Steam Cloud worked as it should, and I didn't need to do everything again.
>>181536175
here have this awesome cover of the main theme for mgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjWGdHoltV4
>>181526113
Real Life
>>181536391
Nice!
kaz will never reprimand snake because he wants so good old fashioned columbine cigars
>snake i know we each haves ways to deal with stress but this is ridiculous
>what is it now
>that box of cigars you ordered, you know how much they charged to ship it out here
>what a hundred credits
>try 2000 just for shipping plus another 500 for the box. and i read that it causes cancer
>they taste good and it calms my nerves
>but you can't be spending 5000 credits a month on cigars. its beginning to be cutting into our profit
a few days later
>SNAKE
>what
>whats this
kaz hands him a requisition form
>you want 4 more boxes of those things
>i never did this
>then why is it signed jack
>must have been the troops
>is their something your not telling me snake
>eh...
>snake?
>well after one of the more dangerous mission the team went on, they came back with a lot of unwanted stress, so i figured i would share
>god you humans and these cancer sticks
he was caught off guard by a laugh that escaped snakes mouth
>actually i shared them with gamma team.
>the asari salarian and turian one
>thats the one
>great soon enough this entire stations going to be hooked on tobacco
>>181537278
It's like the salarian and batarian with cigarettes and the elcor on Omega with a cigarr.
I wonder what the turians and asari have. Everyone must have drugs you smoke, right?
Liara a cute
Femshep a cute too
>>181540635
Everything's better than the swampbeast
>>181540635
>Dr Chakwas suit
>>181541170
Femshep and Chakwas had a drunk fling and Femshep put on the wrong suit in the morning.
>>181540635
>>181534280
1/3
The long list of supplies stretched on into infinity on her terminal, the orange glowing letters jumbling into a mess of MRE pallets, suit patches, thermal clips and shepard's cock in her ass.
Shit. The woman scolded herself. Yes it felt good, but she had to focus. Tali was out of paste and Joker and Grunt had requested a bunch of swords, for some odd reason.
Ugh.. There was no end to the incessant requests, as the XO she was the person who had to organize the mess of logistics that was the SR2, a task made hard to engage in thanks to Shepard..
Her hand left the inputs, her palms were getting sweaty. Last night with him. She sighed, both her hands went to her lap and she gave her terminal an loathsome glare, wishing she could make it disappear with a glance.
No, that wasn't possible, what was possible was to immerse herself in the fresh memories and that's what she did.
It had been wonderful, he had been on top of her, holding her down, she felt so powerless. She loved it. Feeling his fingers on her nipples, pinching, groping as something long and warm and exquisitely hard poked between her cheeks.
It had been like she was a virgin again, inexperienced and blushing in the hands of a man, full of lust and youthful love.
She stood up. paced around her room with her hands behind her back, miming the authority figures she had grown up around as though adopting a stern stance could temper her mind, make her focus.
>>181542472
2/3
It didn't work.
Her finger went to her covered ass, pushing into the pliable fabric of her catsuit.
It felt so good, just to tease around the rim. How did she go so long without knowing how good it felt?
Her mind went to the memory of Shepard breathing just at her ear, his stubble on her neck. She rubbed her asshole, mimicking the girth of his member with two fingers. It didn't feel the same but her imagination filled in the blanks.
Then he had risen up, grabbed his member and placed it just her anus, the very tip poking gently at the rim.
She was sopping wet then and now she was just as moist as she held her fingertip just at the precipice.
He had lowered himself, exhaling into her ear as he slowly, tortuously so pushed into her ass. Her eyes had went wide, she had tried pushing up to meet him but his hands and legs held her down.
She had been helpless, pinned under his cybernetic bulk as she felt him stretch her like she had never been before, only able to moan and clench.
The fingers pushed inward, the suit flexed and yielded as she pushed into her ass. She didn't wear panties under the suit, the soft slightly moist synth-cotton/polymer weave felt nothing like his dick but it was better than nothing.
She moaned, louder than she had thought. Surprised at her outburst she froze, fingers buried in her ass.
Shepard couldn't have heard, he was out with garrus shopping for guns, but the rest of the crew?
>>181542472
Don't enable the Mirandashitters, eddy. Delet the rest.
>>181542612
3/3
Then, slowly, she started moving them in silence. Only her breathing and the steady creaking and flexing of her suit could be heard as she fucked herself.
Her legs were getting weak, she struggled to remain standing as she started moving her ass to meet her fingers, to penetrate deeper and to mime the exquisite sensation of him in her ass.
It wasn't enough.
Her other hand went to her front, furiously rubbing her slit through the suit.
Her climax came none too gently, rocking her body. She fell to her knees, mouth agape as her legs and internal muscles spasmed. The only sound she could utter was a small squeaking noise.
She started laughing, high on endorphins and the knowledge that she had just become a degenerate, never did she think she would masturbate to completion in this office when the SR-2 was first built.
She grinned, her hair was a mess and the suit stank of sex and sweat.
The door opened.
Her lover entered. With a bouquet of red flowers from Thessia.
"Miranda?!"
She smiled at him, breathless and red in the face with the libido of a woman in her prime.
"Lock the Door, Commander.."
>>181542640
I'm sorry anon, I can't do that.
>boss we got them, we found the batarian group. their fleet is stationed near a relay deep in the batarian system
>how are we supposed to get passed their border fleet
>the r&d team has been working around the clock to solve that problem
>what they come up with
>they upgraded your personal shuttle, after it was picked up by batarian sensors they decided to find away to get by them. this should get by it. and snake, you have to stop them. if they are able to weaponize the relays that will be the end of all life in the galaxy.
>no pressure boss
>>181543284
I read that in his voice.
>>181542472
>>181542612
>>181542781
Hot damn, sonny!
>>181544320
Thanks Kaz.
>>181542472
>>181542612
>>181542781
Lovely! Very well done eddrf.
Here's a question.
Would Mother Base in Mass Effect be a spacestation?
What would it look like? A regular sci-fi space station, or one that spins to generate artificial gravity?
>tfw you don't have a lot of images of space staitons
>>181542472
>>181542612
>>181542781
Nice one, Ed.
>flowers from Thessia
Well played.
>>181543284
>as you enter the system kaz begins to go over the objectives of the mission over the radio
>"ok boss you have 3 objectives this mission.1 extract the salarian, 2 kill their commander and 3 destroy the ship.
>you warp on board the largest ship in the fleet and begin to make your way to the brig
>you occasionally over hear them berating the other races for a multitude of reasons
>but their most common reason was the lack of 4 eyes
>you find the salarian being interrogated in a tiny room only containing a computer, a desk and a cot
>"so doctor i assume you have found something"
>"i will i just need more time"
>the batarian turned towards the door
>"perhaps you out lived your usefulness"
>"wait you didn't let me finish" his hand reached out
>"their is something in here that references a weapon that would use the mass relay. but i can't decipher it"
>"well i guess you better get to deciphering it" the batarian said as he left the room
>"snake" kaz said his voice came from over the radio
>"now would be a good time to use that back tracking device. it will let you to warp back here after you plant the explosives"
>you do as he says and continue down
>luckily for you find a maintenance shaft that will take you down to the lower levels
>when you get down there you find a bunch of slaves
>there governments forgotten about them perfect recruits
>after killing their guards and extracting them you plant the explosive on the power plant
>you activate the backtracking device and you get warped back to the salarians room
>you look in to find the same batarian commander speaking with the salarian
>you smile to your self
>you enter the room and place a single shot right in the center of the 4 eyeballs
>you grab the salarian and head out
>when you get back to mother base everyone you extracted comes and says their thanks.
not all of them wish to stay and they get placed on the next shuttle out of mother base
(2/3)
>>181546546
I've been sorta imagining it like the poster from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Alternatively though I could see it as a couple of these put together quarian fleet style.inb4 cawadooty
>>181547069
>>181546546
the way i thought of it would be a space station in some remote location
>>181546730
>>flowers from Thessia
>Well played.
Pls explain
>>181546160
>>181546730
Thanks anons!
>>181547069
That ship triggered my autism, you need to fly in like you're landing on wet-navy carrier, you can't just slow down and get grabbed by a waldo that pulls you into a hangar or something.
>>181546546
I'm imaging it as a hollowed out asteroid, first it's pretty barren with visible rock that's been hastily sprayed with polymer for strength and air-tightness. But as you progress the asteroid gets increasingly cramped, and you tow more astoroids in, attaching them and expanding. With smaller asteroids and salvaged ships tethered to the main mass that function as labs for R&D or dangerous experiments, hanging far away from the main mass on cables.
As you gather allies the patrolling fleet gets bigger and the docking bay gets busier.
>eating water melon while blasting Russians with my waifu
I also really like playing as the Diamond Dog personnel, it's really nice.
Watcha doin', MEG?
>>181548123
writing mass effect solid
>>181548123
Making wings for the family 4th of July celebration tomorrow.
>>181548123
Eating way too much homemade thaifood, it's so delicious. And playing vidya, reading /meg/ and looking for something to be. I decided being a teacher wasn't for me so now I'm trying to think of something else. Maybe something more practical like becoming a welder. I've no idea.
>>181547059
>as snake was busy dealing with the crowd of people that wanted to thank him kaz sneaked up to him
>"congratulation boss intel team just reported the dreadnought has been destroyed."
>snake wondered where the salarian was
>"wheres huey"
>"ocelot is interrogating him"
>"ocelot?"
>"that turian with a hard on for outdated weapons"
>kaz moved forward
>"aria gave us a job" he whispered
>"what does she need down and for how much"
>"one of her wards was captured by some vorcha. she wants them out
>"sounds simple enough"
>"for 10 million credits"
>"so you suspect something?"
>"yep something about this jobs rubs me the wrong way but its up to you boss. just give the word and i will send a squad out."
i feel like trying something
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348354
yes means i will write a side story about it
no means, well no
>>181547238
Tingled my Kai Leng PTSD.
>>181548529
kid comes up to you
>hey teacher you going to write more femtur smut
>>181548830
Hah! actually I thought that would be a nightmare if a kid found out my 'true' identity so to speak, all the weird shit I've written.
I'd probably deny it all the way.
>>181548123
Watching Law & Order, looking for inspiration for the next episode of femtur lawyer.
>>181542472
>>181542612
>>181542781
muh dickLove ya, eddy.
>>181548615
>>181547059
>>181543284
>The Scientist Salarian
>>181549427
not mordin
>>181512186
Hand holding is already a bit much, maybe dial down some?
>>181549370
Thanks anon! That made me smile.
>femtur Lawyer
I love that fic, well freaking done on it.I love coffee quarian too.
>>181548123
Work
>>181549485
Yeah but he's still a scientist salarian so I went for it. Do we have a name yet for this group outside of Militaires sans espece?
Also probably a better one
>Hellbound
>Hell's Relay
>Make Contact with Emmolus (fuck you I can't make up Salarian names)
>>181549817
>eddrf likes my coffee quar fic
Aw fuck. Thanks, edd. As if I needed another reason to feel bad for not writing more.I'm glad you like it. Hopefully I can finally get around to updating it today.
>>181526113
Mass Effect 3
>>181551174
Speaking of this masterwork, does anyone have the screencaps?
>>181549370
>femtur lawyer
I haven't been to this thread in a while, did I miss something?
>>181551428
Yup.
>>181551648
>>181551642
I've just been writing a series of greentexts that describes a budding office romance between the reader and their subordinate femtur. The screencaps of the story have been posted earlier in this thread.
>>181551847
>tfw talking to my dad always makes me feel a little sad because I think he thinks I'm incompetent.
I could probably be a waifu on the SSV daddy-issues.
>>181551174
No worries anon, don't rush it, made that mistake with Courier and it fell apart because I screwed up what was supposed to be a lovely slow-burn thing and I wound up disliking it.
I couldn't write very well back then too..
>>181551986
>Just
It's pretty fun and heartwarming m8.
>>181551648
>>181551847
>>181552037
God bless
>all these people writing fics
>want to do one on a human-adopted turian investment banker living an empty life of hedonistic debauchery
>Wolf of Wall Street/American Psycho has already been done
>Feel like I would execute in a pure cringe fashion
>>181552135
One day I'm gonna screencap all of the compliments you've given me and frame them. Thanks eddy.
>>181552135
Don't worry Eddy, everyone changes their minds on shit.
Hell,I'm not in Aerospace anymore, I'm in construction managementand I love it so much more. I still love spess though
>>181552698
Also, Metal Gear Anon, I plan on screencapping all your shit so watch out for it in a couple of hours
> bioware considers mass effect to be hard scifi
> anthem is supposed to be science fantasy 'like star wars'
ah bioware, always with those jokes
>>181552471
You're on /meg/ m8. Fucking do it.
>>181552697
No problemo.
>>181552471
That'd be pretty fun I think,
>Feed me a stray quarian.
Even if it ha been done before you can still offer your unique take on it. look how different directors make the batman versus joker thing unique.Watched suicide squad recently, what a horrible movie that was.
>>181552698
Thanks curiosity.
I love spess too, I appreciate the pics you post they're pretty pretty.
>>181552868
Lemme save you some time there, friendo
http://imgur.com/a/YNJbl
>running around as a cutie, with a cutie, saving cuties
I do think it should be more women that volunteer, prisoners you rescue, etc.
>tfw no buff Diamond Dog soldier like Meryl
>>181548529
>Eating way too much homemade thaifood, it's so delicious.
Sounds good, what'd you made?
>>181550795
no not yet
>>181548615
>"got it boss ill send out the squad right away"
----------------
>here we were, on the shuttle to omega. master kazuhira gave us our orders and sent on our way
>were a small squad of 3 consisting of maw the krogan berserker varren our turian marksman and me pyjack, i was the medic of the team ment to get everyone home alive. i would be lying if i said i wasn't a little nervous. i had quite a few friends that ended up on omega and then go missing.
>they docked with omega and were guided to the vorcha controlled area. lines of guards were watching their movements everyone but the krogan were beginning to feel cautious about this whole situation.
>as they ventured into the war they could smell burning bodies
>"the vorcha do this?" asked varren
>"when have you ever heard of a vorcha burning who they killed?" maw retorted
>"guess your right"
>pyjack could only look on in horror as the bodies burned in front of her she was brought back to reality when varren placed his hand on her shoulder
>"pyjack"
>"huh" the surprised look on her face give it away
>"you ok"
>"yeah its nothing, come on we got vorcha to kill
>they continued along killing any vorcha in their path
>after reaching the vorchas base of operations they quickly ended them
>maw was the first one to speak
>"easiest 10 million credits of my life"
>"you got that right varren spoke up"
>they both laughed as they headed for the life
>varren noticed pyjack standing over a batarian body
>"pyjack whats wrong?"
>"this man dosen't have any external wounds"
>"so" maw said looking back
>"so that means the vorcha didn't kill him"
>"could be internal bleading"
>"come on lets get out of here" varren said
>"*cough cough* "guess your right"
---------
>>181552868
>>181553654
thanks anons :)
>>181553820
shit also
>tfw hardly any mass effect creators to make names for the soilders
>>181553812
Noodles and vegetables in a big pot with chili and various spices, and with cocoa milk to make it a little saucy.
Quite tasty, will freeze the rest in these little plastic jars I have. my fridge is full of them I haven't bought microwave food since 2016.
about to re-do me3 since the first time i played on release without dlc and it was all in fucking russian
one question do i get to pick what happened in me2 ? like there was a genesis sequence for me2, is there the same here ? or do i need to do all of me2 first ?
i'd play andromeda but my shit pc can't handle it even on lowest settings
>>181540635
>is solder
>wears retarded amounts of makeup
Fucking why do you do this?
>>181554230
I'm not sure if you can in game, but you could download a save-editor and create a save to import, then you can choose whatever yuo want IIRC.
>>181554579
alright great ty
>>181554579
There's a genesis comic for it, yeah, but I can't remember if it's free or not.
>>181554786
Knowing EA I'm sure they charged for it.
>>181554786
Whoops, meant to link >>181554230
>>181514457
NO
Don't do that
Looks like we're dead again.
>>181556459
People are laying low, waiting for fics to be updated by writefags.
You know the drill edd
>>181556569
I sure do.
Hey, folks! So, Kotaku ran a story over the weekend stating that there will be no story DLC for Mass Effect: Andromeda. That could be true or false. Given the uncertainty, we over at the Unofficial BioWare Social Network Fan Forum are trying to get a Twitter hashtag launched and trending to show BioWare and EA that there is desire for DLC for this game, and I come to you hoping that any Redditors who feel the same will help us with the movement. Please tweet @bioware and @ea using #SaveTheQuarians to demonstrate your support. More details can be found in this thread: http://bsn.boards.net/thread/11828/savethequarians-dlc-support-hub
>>181332172
>fertile woman testicles
>>181553820
>"boss your needed back at base asap"
>when boss arrived he is greeted by miller and some guards
>"whats going on?"
>"it's that team we sent out to omega, they brought back a sickness. we quarantined everyone whos sick but we can't tell whos symptomatic or not. but thats not why your here listen to this
>"i did it i won, it's all so clear now" *cough*
>"we sent in a retrieval team to go get him but they since went dark. we have another security team ready just give us the order."
>"i'm going alone. we can't lose anyone else"
>snake entered the quarantined area and found to his horror the bodies of his troops all bloodied
>as he went further into the area he began to see what looks like gunfire.
>you make your way to the signal you open the door to see the corpses of some salarians turians asari you name it. at the other end of the room you see a dead turian and krogan. they appered to have been protecting the asari right beside the door that leads to the shuttle bay
>as you approach you notice blood covering her upper torso
>she looks up at you as you approach
>"boss heh, i won, i'm no pyjack after all" she takes offher goggles and hands them to you
>with that she slumps over
>you scan her omni tool data
>it suggests that the goggles she gave you can detect whos symptomatic, she also left a audio recording
>"their all dead now, now i'm just waiting for my turn, this disease that were carrying does something to you're mind, makes you crazy makes you want to spread it. have to stop the spread here and now had to lock us in. only cure is death." Cough*
>"heh its almost time for me to go, i just hope they get my message."
>snake heard rustling from behind him
>he turned to see a krogan rushing to the door
>he tried to stop him but he's a krogan
>he was knocked down. seeing no other options he had to shoot
>he got him in the leg which threw him off balance causing him to tumble over
(1/2)
>>181558220
>having a Twitter account
anon, I...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0YEMwT0zUg
>>181558220
I have no twitter.
Hope some DLC surface, i need more shapely quarian asses in my life.
They better not butcher the female quarian anatomy, cute B-cup tits and wide hips are mandatory.
>>181558940
>"So Outcasts, huh? Give me the sales pitch."
>"I handjob every one of my crew."
>"Wow, no hesitation."
>"I want to keep them happy."
>>181558954
Hope you like front stacked women with the body of a sheet of drywall
>>181558220
This but unironically
>>181558220
I expected KL's pasta when i opened this link. I am disappointed
>>181559292
>No childbearing hips and tits just the right size.
The horror!
I want tocuddlewith Tali!
>>181559847
Who doesn't
>>181559729
It really is. They have a winning formula with femquars
>>181558509
(2/2)
>he turned to see more and more of his troops stumble into the room
>he got swarmed by a asari salarian and turian
>he struggled to keep them back as another group of people ran on by
>he had to kill them
>he shot the three in front of him and another straggler
>he turned to face the large group but not before they could open the door
>he saw kaz on the other side with a firing squad to his left and right
>"FIRE"
>a hail of gunfire entered the room killing everyone but snake"
>kaz called over the radio
>"snake i'm sorry to say this but you need to kill every sick person in their boss."
>he does what he says. he goes back through ending the lives of his solders
>he finds his way to a locked door
>he over hears a conversation thats going on inside
>"let go of me, i'm getting out of here"
>"were dead anyway"
>you open the door to find a one of the few drells on board holding down a salarian while a turian has his rifle trained on him
>they turn to you when you open the door
>"hey its the boss, let him decided"
>they stand to salute you
>"we live and die by your orders boss"
>you pull out your pistol and kill them, trying to cause the least pain possible
>the humming becomes more and more silent till the last one is put down
>the new found silence in the room is almost unbearable,
>as you're about to leave you notice a human in the corner with out a mask
>you hear kaz over the radio
>"he's human check him with the goggles"
>you put on the goggles to see that he's not symptomatic
>you pick him up and walk back to the entrance
>just before you leave he begins to cough
>"snake wait check him again" kaz says
>you put him down to see that he's beginning to show symptoms
>"it must have mutated, if its now infecting humans. snake you know what you need to do."
>the young human looks up at snake
>"i trust you boss"
>you feel less human as you pull the trigger
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>>181560896
i recommend you listen to this while reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MM1lhMSRoc
spoilers for mgs 5 so bewary
>>181561316
Hi Horny Meg, I'm dad.
>>181561316
I wrote some smut up here if you feel like reading.
>>181542472
>>181542612
>>181542781
And here's some femtur smut too if you like.
>>181560470
They really do.
>>181558509
>>181560896
>Shining Stars, Even in Death
>>181562381
I don't know about diamonds in ME but you do mine Platinum, which kinda has the same ring to it and can be used the same way.
>>181562867
yeah but you can't make platinum from ashes
>>181558509
>>181560896
>>181561042
That missions was so fucky, man.
>>181562867
What the fuck where did that post go.
>Bioware will have a panel on Mass Effect Andromeda at Montreal Comic Con. July 8th at 4PM EDT.
>>181563419
Anyone here going?
>>181563419
That panel's not going to go well. Either some smartasses will show up to heckle them like in their pre-release conference, or some fanatically loyal landwhales will show up and cringe up the place like that one girl who started crying and said "thank you for the extended cut i wanted to see kaidan more THANK YOU SO MUCH."
>>181560896
>they decided to hold the funeral on the planet they were orbiting in order to cremate the bodies
>snaked looked over the three coffins that were being burned.
>they belonged to the asari and her squad.
>after the cremation was finished they planed on spacing the ashes
>snake was now gazing out into the void kaz walked up to him trying to comfort him
>"they wanted you to fire it was that or be killed by us. come on, lets get this over with."
>2 solders begin to bring the ashes
>snake blocks their way with his hand
>he grabs one of the containers and carries it over to the void
>he crouches down and opens the lid
>"i won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless void"
>"i will always be with you, plant your roots in me"
>snake begins to rub the ashes on his face
>i won't see you end as ashes, your all diamonds"
>kaz seems surprise at the turn of event
>"were not burying them in the void? what then"
>"we'll make diamonds from their ashes, take them into battle with us."
>he hands back the ashes to the solder standing them to him
>"a shining light to our brothers in arms, even in death"
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so that's done
i don't think i'm going to write another one tonight maybe tomorrow i can write another mission
also let me know if you like when i do the missions troops are sent out on
>>181563419
i would go but its like 50$ to go for a day
Remember last time Bioware did a panel and got roasted? Though to be fair the people asking the questions embarrassed themselves at least as much. Except for that black guy.
>>181564310
Absolutely beautiful
>>181563825
EA-devil-guy was fun.
>>181564703
Link?
By the Goddess.
>>181565083
Someone so sexy had no business being in such a shite game
>>181565083
Noice!
This one is comfy.
>>181565083
>204x444
>>181563419
>a brief Q&A
Wew. I know what I'm askingWHO FUCK THOUGHT JILL WAS A GOOD IDEA?
Jesus christ.
>>181565083
This pic doesn't really help her not look like a granny.
>>181566749
Witch Hunt was a mistake for the gene pool.
>>181566749
They all romanced Jaal
I want to bring Kai Leng posting into real life. I'm going to start hiding pieces of paper with Kai Leng messages everywhere I go. Wish me luck.
>>181567885
Target bathrooms
>>181567885
>Even outside of /meg/, one is never safe from getting KL'd
where do they sell the full auto mods?
>>181527185
I like the volus, the quarian, really any other alien race more than I like the jews.
>>181566749
>Quarian lines on the chick with the stuffed animal
What, in God's name, did they mean by this
>>181566749
Women's rights was a mistake.
>looking through the staff list in motherbase
>notice kaz in the med bay almost always as a new women is brought to motherbase
Ahw dang, I just got KL´d
> also rip thessia
>>181572067
Get out of here, kraut.
I love working for 12 hours
BUT IT IS TIME FOR SPESS
>>181572360
Nein,
I came to stay
Now that i think of it, which of the ME races would be the most "kraut" one (apart from Humans, obviously). I´m voting for Turians.
> militaristic
> strict society
> a soothing voice
>>181573558
>German
>Soothing
Germanic languages, including English sound like shit. Unless you are talking about that accent though
Also there was supposed to be a launch today but it was aborted
>>181573558
>>soothing voice
German is an ugly language. And Germans are not and never have been particularly militaristic outside of the early 20th century. That's specifically Prussians.
>>181573558
I'm going to say Asari.
Progressive, race mixers, acts like girls.
>>181573771
Also link if you want to see a beautiful Florida sunset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASbCLpWDPV4
>>181573886
Economically successful, diplomatic, best standards of living, loved by nearly everyone, target of much butthurt from overall inferior peoples. Sounds about right.
>>181573771
>>181573804
what do you mean, it sounds so lovely and friendly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISw0M3pPjBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41lZmGcRWHU
>>181573886
>>181574030
That´s actually a good point.
What about Salarians ? They´re technologically advanced, eager to work, have often a neutral stand and their family planning is rigorous
>>181574726
I personally see the salarians to be more like the Japanese.
>>181574952
Turians are Romans anyway
Also new bread when?
>>181575074
according to history, the Germans were influenced by the Romans for a long period. A huge chunk of Germany was part of the Roman empire, and after the fall of Rome, the Holy Roman Empire took over, which again was mostly German
> without rome germans would be slav tier nowadays
>>181574726
If we're talking about it in a political rather than cultural perspective, I liken Citadel Space to early 20th/late 19th century Earth.
The Asari Republics are the USA, an economic and cultural hegemon republic with a standard of living vastly ahead of everyone else's that wears liberal values on its sleeve, but has a relatively anemic military compared to what they could have with their economic might.
The Turian Empire is the British Empire, the de facto world police navy and generally acknowledged as the dominant power in the present (the Treaty of Farixen is based on the Washington Naval Treaty as well).
The krogan are the Arabs (particularly Bedouins), a loosely aligned people that were united and powerful many hundreds of years ago but irrelevant now, and most notable for being recently used as cannon fodder against a greater enemy and then smashed when they became inconvenient after the greater threat was vanquished (see also: krogan women in burkhas,very clan-heavy society).
The quarians are a combination of the Jews and the White Fleet. Very obvious.
The Batarian Hegemony is the Ottoman Empire, a once powerful but now antiquated and crumbling isolationist empire with a standard of living far below its rivals and much political instability. Funds pirates and shit (batarian pirates are very obviously based on the Barbary Pirates- it's in the name).
The humans are Japan. A new arrival on the stage of the great powers that is nowhere near level with the big boys, but has surprised many people by its rapid industrialization and how quickly it embedded itself in international/intergalactic society, despite initial hostile encounters with the other great powers. Eager to prove that it's a big boy by aggressively expanding its navy (despite having a mere fraction of the industrial might of the asari/USA and turians/British) and waving their dick around in colonial affairs, antagonizing the decaying empires on its borders...
>>181567885
hen hao, you've opened this message
NEW THREAD WHEN?
new
>>181580170