/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensvie General

Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.

Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.

But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game

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i wish csgo had a stress tester instead of the one in the workshop

How do I get gud?

>>181315153
masturbate and dont bother cleaning up after yourself and practice everyday

has there ever been a slower tournament? it literally takes 2 hours to play one map

>>181311884
>community begs for 128 tick for years
>""""""the vast majority of the community cant even play at above 60fps""""""
>'updates' maps to make them run like shit

>sends out a halfassed update with no thought behind it after 3 years of community bitching about op pistols
>reverts it a week later
>ignores the issue for another year and a half

let this general die.; it's time for it to go


move on

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>>181316587
there's been 8 posts in 2 hours, 2 of which were yours and mine


the thread regularly dies now


the game is on the down


it's over, we had a fine run. wasn't great but it was fine


move on

>>181316752
I have been a regular in about 50 different generals. The only ones that don't think they are dying are garbage like WoWg and LoLg

>>181316961
yea I've been in plenty of generals that actually did die and didn't come back and this is how they look on the brink


it's time


csgog isn't even around for large parts of the day now because it doesn't get bumped


it's over move on

>>181314930
You want Valve to actually do something?
See above >>181311884

>>181311557
my wife on the right

jks is so fucking good

optic molotoved hazed in palace while he was flanking, and that let nifty get a kill

>>181316961
>big lan happening right now
>thread dead as fuck
>has died several times over the last few days during it

let it go

optic is such a bad team to watch play. just blow it all up I hope none of them get on a pro team again

move on to discord dudes

>>181317950
your shitty discord is what killed csgog fyi

dont reply to this post I'm closing this tab won't read

Thank fuck they didn't completely cock that up, it's hard being aussie

@181318075
its just evolved magog

Watching BnTeT talk english is like listening to a kindergartner

Think we're getting vega stickers family

>>181317019
/csgog/ was the only community i belonged to for as long as its been around, dude
i can't give it up ;_;

Tyloo more like typoo lmao

>>181317950
whats the discord

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help this man shot the discord

fucking pocahontas

>>181322457
whos this guy i see everywhere

think its david bowie

anyone watching the game? BIG looks stronk, they are gonna win.

gob B more like gob D

duh they have god tabsen

oy vey it's soccer all over again

BRs gonna get the vacban in a minute

>>181321117
csgog was doomed the second it allowed discords. it was only alive because people resisted discord/chat rooms for so long. I've seen plenty of other generals killed the same way. migrating to discord reduces the posts in thread and also creates a cancerous circlejerk of regulars in the group who eventually resist new people and also cause new people to turn away meaning the threads slowly die. there's no going back now. csgog is dead

why do they all look super tired
is it the addy

>>181324236
uncle gob?
>>181324380
this script is getting old...

Team name is BIG
and it's full of BIG boys

that molly save was gorgeous

>>181325295
So fucking stupid, it's the last round, just fucking go try and defuse instead of running away and save, wtf...

can tabsen carry this gotards

>>181325656
He knew he didn't have the health and I'm guessing didn't notice it was last half

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>>181325743
yes
that nade boy

>>181325746
He didn't have health but it doesn't matter, either he tries and dies, or he runs away and loses the round anyway, might as well try. He could've jumped in the molly in the last couple of ticks and tanked a little bit of damage and tried to defuse... I don't know.

And not noticing it was last half, lol these guys are pros, mistakes like this are not allowed.

The BRs are throwing, right...?

They are doing weird shit again, fakeplant and pull out molly, dude is in a 1v1 vs tabsen in mid garage and he knows he is behind the corner and he snaps to the wall instead of holding his aim. Like what the fuck am I watching, is this staged?

VAC

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BIG GUYS ARE /OURGUYS/ LETS FUCKING GO FAVELAS BTFO

>Lucas1 force buys kevlar + deagle and has $1300 left on the last round with no utilties

why?

BIG are making it way more dramatic that it needs to be

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znajder looks like lucian greaves desu

>>181323749
me

>optic out of the qualifier
Lol, the carry bottomfragged and they lost, how surprising.
>br
I'm glad they lost, fuck that team, I hope BIG makes it.

>struggling on T train against godsent
>when you can just go ivy every time and pick pronax

>>181329926
but tarik didn't bottomfrag?

>>181330154
Fucking pronax holy shit he should just become a coach at this point wtf

really happy to see gob g playing well, he's gotten a lot better individually

that was a hero play and a half through that smoke by sunny

hr is trash

when did liquid get good at t side train?

piteå

play me

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yo mimi fine asf my dudes

https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/881194161927532546

>literally on page 10

youre worse off than the sc2 general hahhahahahhahahahahahhaaaahahahhahahahhahahhahaha

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kek

>flipside could actually qualify for this major

relal ymakes you think

what is it with slavs and shitty haircuts?

damn i sorta feel bad but sadokist got btfo

this fucking nuke match what the fuck am I watching

If cummler could stop sucking G2's dick for 2 seconds this might actually be an enjoyable match to watch

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How is flipside supposed to play with this angry finnish man yelling and hitting the desk

>Flipside or Cloud 9 go home
>Hellraisers or Tyloo go through
>Penta or Vega go through
>Big or Liquid go home

What a shit ass decider

>>181349252
you dont understand how this works

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12 winstreak currently on Mirage

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>>181350015
>playing matchmaking

How do I git gud? The only weapons I can consistently use well are the p250 and the nova q.q

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>>181352169
Buy a knife instantly boosts you up a skill level

>>181350015
>not even topfragging

lmao MM

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>>181357594
U want top frags? il give u top frags

guys we need to help find sadokist's car
jk he's an awful commentator

We should put challengeme.gg in the pug services in the OP.

Almost saved CS for me, now if only I could play with white Americans and not subhuman Eurotrash.

raw input on or off?

>>181349252
>loser goes 2-2
>loser goes home
>loser goes 2-2
>loser goes 2-2
>the draw starts immediately after 6 games are done and they draw last 3 decide match ups that will get played right after 6 match ended

>>181360462
Disregard what I said. Laggy servers and shitty buggy platform.

>>181341067
did he fug her

>>181366361
I did AMA

>>181363907
Challenge.meme is dead anyways, me and a friend queued for an hour without a game. Went to faceit and started playing within 5 minutes.

>>181367786
Too bad faceshit has shit servers, a shit platform, shit players, shit community, shit administration, and literally not a single redeeming quality.

I thought this challenge thing would be good, but then no, nothing can be good anymore. Life sucks.

>>181367786
you wanna know what else is dead overwatch

>>181367916
you can subscribe to BOOMEO

>>181367916
Never said faceit was good, just wanted to give a comparison

>>181368108
Literally no idea what that is.

>>181368231
That's cool, but I'd rather not play at all than play faceit.

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Is this fade over market? To me it looks like 95% fade.

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>>181369336
idk shit about fades, but check out my GLOCK

>>181358560
I stole it and put a Ford engine in it

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LOOOL

>>181350927
>playing esea
Its really sad I fucking hate esea botnet shit or i'd play on it.

Why are people allowed to kill me after I'm fully behind a wall on my screen?

How do I stop magically rubberbanding back?

Why is the netcode so shit in this game?

>>181362660
on

>tfw you play against a blatant cheater and demolish his boyvagina