Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for enchantress

xth for mason

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rare lacoste ?

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GRAND
GRANT

NO ANIME BELOW THIS LINE
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Big Daddy Mason gonna carry some shitters to TI

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>install bttv
>twitch chat is full of pepes

Abed will go to TI and reunite again with pinoy overloards this TI

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goyim i need help

friday is coming up and i want to order pizza with some chicken but im also on a very strict diet.
what do? i want to get comfy with streams and some chicken

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Pinoy dota will destroy at TI.

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>>181190568

>>181190636
>get destroyed
Fixed

>>181190696
t. OG

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ALRIGHT DOTARDS, WHO YOU CHEERING FOR IN THE GRUDGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY?

MASON OR CCNC?

>>181190632
dude its mason vs ccnc just go for it

either way when dc loses mason kills someone

>>181190632
stay strong and drink enough water until you forget you were craving a pizza anymore
don't give up on your diet faggot

>japan
>and ... south africa

so what is lacoste ? a weeb or a dudebro ??

>>181190661
how dare you

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I think I saw someone already begin to make memorials for this year's qualifiers.

>>181190636
where's her Mouz?

>>181190797
weebfrican

didnt know vp were so wholesome

>>181190850
>burning
???

>>181190850
thank god all those shitters aren't going

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Thoughts?

>>181190921
TI5

>jewfans btfo by our jew

>>181190632

If this "strict diet" is about losing weight then:

>Order pizza
>Eat pizza
>ENJOY pizza
>Substract kcals of pizza from the next 2 days of the week while making sure to fir your protons + fat macros.

That's what I would do if I was cutting like a complete faggot (in 2 months).

>>181190939
owo

>>181190773
mason, just because the memes when DC is playing are better.

I always like to have more matches to watch how shit Lulba is.

my boy w33ha will destroy these shitty NA teams easily

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>>181190939
>that bulge
UNF

>>181190939
I thought chinks had microdicks.

>>181190632
>he doesn't have a cheat day
lose more weight zfreak

Lil is cute. Cute!

give mason your energy

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>leave CCnC to me

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>Dr. Pepper, I'm NA

>>181190939
too much d2g for sure

holy fuck this fuck boy posted here for sure

holy fuck

best offlaners this patch?

>>181191027
a-anon, i...

>>181190939
that's a big benis

>>181190939
Is that a guy?

>>181190850
save this shit for ti man

it loses novelty

Who here's watching Mystery Slacks Theater 3000?

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>Brazil

>>181190754
>knocked by MVP at UB
>knocked by TNC at LB

bye OG.

>>181191435
I would like a source on the picture without the cuck shit

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>>181190939
is she (male) /ourguy/?

>>181191496
Just IQDB/saucenao it, you cuck.

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>>181191543
I want to destroy her(his) boypussy

>>181191738
>>181191435
blacked posters should be rounded up and castrated

>>181190939
>that bulge
what

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jerk

the janny is awake guys

>>181191738
that is nidalee and soraka right?

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Bulba thouhg

>>181191916
Teach me how to draw

>>181191815
this is actually brilliant and posts like this are why i come to this shithole

>>181192248
i'm not false drawfriend

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>>181191815
literally me

so whens ccnc vs mason game

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>>181192508
now

>>181192568
Where are the actual casters?

>>181192568
fuck off zyori don't you have slacks dog balls to sniff

>>181192708
me and my friends

>>181192708
grant+3

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>>181192708
He's sitting by the fat guy whose name I don't know

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RHu1oHmsng
>tfw old memes are forgotten

>Planet Odd failed to qualify

hahahahahahahaha

>>181192819
kbbq?

>>181192845
They knew in the end that betraying Moo made them what they hate. Even if Moo isn't any good, this killed them.

>>181192917
Swindle also did not qualify

Could the qualifiers go any better?

>>181192845
I'll swear they were one of the best teams, but they played like shit.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/2g91he/timado_the_14_years_old_dota_prodigy/
The new RTZ ladies and gentlemen

>>181192973
ChuckleCucknShart bombing out

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I really want him to make it to TI. He deserves it after how ppd did him after TI4.

>>181193003
>I'll swear they were one of the best teams,
they were playing like shit for months dude

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>>181191962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmP6Hu5O5g

what's wrong anon, you don't want to do THE FUSION CORE DANCE with us?

>first time invoker
>have played him only in bot games and overthrow
>im against a peruvian tinker
>he gets an early first blood and starts talking shit
>get a quick kill on a roaming kunkka with a cold snap alacrity exort combo
>i start focusing
>he's bullying me out but i'm still denying and last hitting as best as i can
>an early salve helps me stay in lane
>he roams and gets 7 kills in the first 15 mins
>INVOKER MRD
>MID NO FINGERS
>15 mins in and i get my aghs, team is dying because im focusing on farming
>get my lvl 15 talent and start split pushing like a boss, soon i get my blink and bots and i can start going for kills/teamfights
>still mastering hitting tornados and doing emp/chaos meteor/deafing blast combos
>i get a few kills and im back in the game, like 8/3/8 or so
>get my euls and start going for aggressive kills
>land some nice combos
>feels so satisfying
>tinker still talking shit
>YOU SUCK
>I AM BETTER THAN YOU WITH ALL HEROES
>sorry no hablo espanol lo siento por favor :(
>his inner monkey unleashes and he starts raging in chat in broken english
>he farm falls off hard core
>i split other lanes with elementals while we push high ground
>get a sick ass tornado emp meteor defeaning blast combo and eliminate batrider
>feel the power of the keys flowing through my fingers
>channeling mavis beacon through my hands
>i am become the chink
>tinker still mad
>lina "i think our invoker did better than you"
>JAJAJAJAJA NO

was my first time invoker against real people, i gotta play this nigger more. i really need to learn how to be more aggressive early game however, i know his mana pool is really low so i usually save for a sunstrike or a cold snap alacrity combo.

>>181193041
Who is CCnC and why does mason/you have a vendetta against a literal who?

>>181193058
You mean how ppd picked him up from nothing and helped him win hundreds of thousands of dollars?

>>181193136
tl;dr

VIVA PERU

>>181193180
Yeah and then he fucking kicked him which he didn't deserve.

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>>181193107

>>181193058
What do you mean? His position on EG was always temporary.

>no popular vote for NaVi in TI7

Fuck off Valve

WHY DID STAN KING LEAVE LINA IN THE POOL

subscribed

>>181193279
YES

NOW WE CAN GET NINETEENTH PLACE AT THE INTERNATIONAL

>>181193136
>blogging during tournament

>>181193279
>navi didnt make it out of group stage
>neither did ehome or cdec
>secret got first seed in group stage

3/4

cant wait for the day ig doesnt qualify for ti

>>181192845
Even Reso couldn't carry the team and was infected by their chokeness. He should bailed out and find some tier 2 EU/NA teams to elevate next

>>181193136
>2017
>playing dota

>>181192708
RIGHT HERE BITCH! *Unzips Dick*

>>181193279
t. Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky

>>181193227
they won ti afterwards though. ppd was acting in his own interests. why should he have to look after this fat fuck

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timado a cute

>>181193348
literally just started, im here in time

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>>181190939
>>181191543
https://www.kikebook.com/matthew.seo.37
>From Honolulu, Hawaii

CUTE!

Apparently SG were on the verge of disbanding not long after Kiev. They decided to stick together until after TI.

>>181193532
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/28053699

EVEN A TRAP CAN HIT 7K MMR

WHY CAN'T YOU

>>181193532
How can you be a faggot and incel?

Wait Infamous won? What the fuck, did SG choke again, I thought they were doing ok

>>181193532
man I don't have facebook but I wanna see

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>>181191815
literally my reaction to this post and also my reaction during the 2%

>>181193674
>Ban Luna
>Ban Enigga
>Pick Rubick
This kills BR dota

>>181193532
>>181193635
Definitely a gulagite.

>no grant cast
>for a fucking NA final

FUCKING BTS

>>181193532
hmmm guys

hmmmmmmm ?

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>>181193532
post more

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>>181193662
>faggot
He's probably straight, and the KHV/tfngfw is being ironic.

>>181193686
>not having a fake facebook account for stalking people

>>181193467
he looks like the typical closet homo

>>181193843
Let the guy rest, he's probably has half of his leg in the grave by now from how long he's keeping awake throughout the qualifiers

>>181193897
why do I need to stalk people if I only leave the house to go to the gym

Is Kotleguy/Lacoste the best bromance cast ever?

>>181193964
not to mention the cans upon cans of monster the jew forced him to shill/drink

>>181193897
>dresses like a girl
>not a faggot
retard?

>>181194139
he probably talks and sounds like a dude and just dresses up for the fun of it. Probably fucks weirdo con girls that are into traps.

>dc v col
>thread moving fast
>dc v tf
>mason v ccnc
>molasses slow
guess the mod rolled around

>>181194006
right up alongside cap + blitz

>grant isn't casting
why bother watching this game
I'm out, dotards

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>>181194257
>h-he's just being ironic

>>181194139
Just a prank bro. Guess he also ironically suck dicks. Pretty straight IMO, since balls aren't touching.

>>181191678
Sauce?

How often does Bulba let Abed have his way with his asshole to relieve stress?

abed didn't get lina or qop

let's see how he does this game

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>>181194559

>>181194559
you know thats copypasta right

dubu graves lol

Dubu and Forev fucking suck

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>>181194970
>anon still in denial
jesus christ

>>181195054
I'd say yes until I hear his masculine voice

>>181195054
I'm so thirsty i'd do literally anything above a 4/10

>>181193107
my god that video caused me physical pain
valve please do not do this to us

>>181193375
>secured gyro buffs for next patch
>still respected as the team martyr

godspeed you slav cunt

lmao DC are so outclassed GG

I really like how Freedom bully the two gook shitters all game as well

>>181195234
hey arma

>this Nightstalker and DS player fucking bodyblocking each other

>bad_sumail

RUN MASON RUN

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don't google "dubu networth"

>>181195440
nice post more gustav

>DC grouping up like retards just begging to be cummed on by the Vacuum-Static Storm combo

They deserved to lose

>Another exciting episode of Slarks rigged shit
>drop the ball in 5
>get 500 points
>have gotten 500 every single time except for the one time I got 750

W
E
W

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>>181195529

>>181195549
they havent lost yet
mason has a ton of nw and lategame puck is actually broken as fuck

>>181195592
I got 4k twice git gud

>>181195592
same as the cm shit, literally no one has ever won an arcana

>>181195674
> lategame puck is actually broken as fuck
thats not QOP

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Why can't bulba just kill himself?

>mason surviving
nice

>MASON GOD

>>181195440
>>181195627
when was the last time s4 was recorded speaking outside of ''im miced up'' in true sight?

M-GOD

still gonna lose but damn he's good, too bad bulba is on his team.

M-GOD
|
G
O
D

>>181195713
Day9 got one a week ago

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Mason deserves better

New EG lineup:
1. mason
2. sumail
3. universe
4. aui_2000
5. zai

>>181195739
hallo dotard
this hero gets a free aghanims from passive gold in 10 min that stuns through bkb in an aoe with his passive gold
shit is broken with dc's line up

>>181195802
Bulba isn't even the one holding the team back it's the fucking gooks.

is freedom cracking?

>>181195831
>famous person who streams for thousands of viewers got one

HAHA YEAH LEGIT

YAWAR IS RETARDED

>>181195713
My fag friend won a Terrorblade Arcana fuck I'm jelly as fuark

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nice networth you have there brother

>>181195907
freedom aint free

>>181195865
TI winners for sure

>>181196006
For whatever reason Yawar and Sumail seem like they're not very close to me

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>>181195592
FUCK THIS SHIT

also fuck the magic talking wheel

>>181195865
i like it but i dont think zai can play 5, especially with a 4 that farms as much as aui

>>181195987
my fag friedn won a tb arcana too fuckin bastard

PLEASE MASON DESTROY CCNCACA

>>181196006
unless ls has abyssal then troll manfights him with 70% of his networth anyday

DUBU EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>181196103
maybe diediedie then since he plays with aui a lot

>>181196006
How can Yawar deal with the feeling being inferior to his younger brother?

>DC struggling against Yawar+4 literal whos

Neither of these teams should even show up to TI, to be honest.

what low tier mmr scrub bullshit is this game

>>181196074
because sumail spends 9 months of the year living in a teamhouse in ca while yawar lives in the mansion in chicago sumail bought for his family.

>>181196203
>literal whos
uhh.. ccnc and stan king are na superstars right now and sney is a fucking legend

>FEEDU AND LULBAD

Dubu is never alive

what are good support heroes for 3-4k mmr?

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>>181196203
>>181196226
I can't wait for either of these temas to trash you yuro shitters at TI and shut you up for good

I'm gonna shitpost you all to death on here after it's all over

screencap this and remember it

>>181196236
>mansion in chiraq
must feel like home to him lmao

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little peru vs little peru

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>>181196203
>NA DESERVES MORE SPOTS
>PLANET DOG PLAYS BETTER THAN EVERY SINGLE NA TEAM

>>181195865
Unironically a better team
Who is going to draft though?
Peter is gonna have to tutor someone

>>181196203
this honestly

>>181196354
are you retarded? stan king is the farthest thing from a superstar he is awful lol

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>>181196386
>NA teams dumpstering yuros

Doesn't that happen at every tournament?

memes aside how would you fare mason among the top performing carry
like ramses etc.

>>181196203
yawar-sumails not as talented older brother but still solid carry
ccnc-8.5k mid pubstar, even if he is autistic, he makes insane plays
stanking-most respected na pubstar, this respect makes him a decent captain
sneyking-just under ixmike as offlaner
flee-8k roaming pubstar

>>181196454
aui would draft but I'm not sure how good he is at it

I think he wants to draft, though, I remember ppd complaining during TI5 that aui was trying to help with the draft

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MASON IS GOING TO TI BOYS

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>>181196504
Mason is the best carry player in the world right now.

>>181196485
to be fair he said "NA superstars"

>>181196386
I love nationalist tears like these regardless of where they come from.

>>181196621
>EG fangays
>nationalists
lamo

>>181196541
>ppd kicked aui after winning millions of dollars because he was being an uppity bitch
lel

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>>181196492
EU dota lmao

>>181196601
regardless the only reason he would be regarded as a superstar in na is due to the fact that there are zero supports in na who are good

like come on hes one of the two people in north america who can play wisp lol, it doesnt make him a superstar it just doesnt make him worthless

>>181196504
He's better than MP, RTZ and n0tail

>>181196731
>2016 dc
>not eu
LMAO fucking amerilards :^)

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>mfw my little brother will always be better than me
Yawar suicide when

>>181196738
There is 1437 but he's too busy serving as tard wrangler for pinoys

>>181196783
Doesn't take much to be better than n0tail 2bh. Guy is a tier 2 player that's lucked into a tier 1 team.

>>181196504
he's definitely the best NA carry right now, not like he has much competition

>>181196731
eeeehhh DC was an EU team back then

wait what happened
WHO WON

>>181196820
>played in na
>scrimmed with na teams
>owned by a na organization

????

>>181196504
t1 carry on a t3 team

>>181196840
i was thinking of jubei but that makes 3

>>181196853
>win literally 4 majors
>2k shitters still call you a tier 2 player
jesus

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LEGENDARY FUCKING MASON CARRYING THIS SHIT

>>181196997
Literally every win OG has ever had has been in spite of n0tail not because of him.

>>181196504
He's good but probably outmatched when put on the world stage, his hero pool is pretty shallow.

Yawar literally already tilted. This is over. Incoming two 5 minute ggs when yawar first dies.

>>181196997
Fly managed to carry coL to TI m8

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>>181197045
bait

>>181196504
clutch as fuck player. His weaver and storm during TI 2014 carried EG to top 8. Good to see him back in the scene again ripping up shit.

>>181196938
>all na teams are actually eu because european settlers and immigrants

>>181196939
>>181196884
>>181196783
>>181197127
>>181197064

hope he really is a tier 1 carry

could you compare him to the likes of rtz or envy?
not trying to stir shit up just want a realistic comparison

i really want him to qualify for ti because
a) hes fat
b) memepotential

>>181197034
holy shit how did mason get so fat?

wait wtf how did DC win?

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>DC threw vs NP just so CCnC doesn't make it in 1st spot
>they are now going to take the 2nd spot from them
CCnC better quit Dota after this humiliation

>>181196853
>lucked
Connections.

>>181197201
He made a fuck ton of money playing with EG in 2014.

>>181197160
he's better than rtz because he actually gets farm instead of sitting at fourth net worth all game

he's better than envy for obvious reasons

>>181197160
>likes of rtz and envy
This is 2017 we have actual good carries like ramzes, just stop

>>181197210
Mason freefarm
puck broken

>>181197160
Envy literally holds his team down while RTZ is just not that good.

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>dog name/logo
>have to automatic cheer on that team

go doggies!

BARNYYY

IS

LIVE

>>181197160
His worst is a lot better than EE's, but his best is probably also a lot lower.

>>181197201
sorry I meant fast*

>>181197285
>puck broken
it's abed, anon

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lads
LADS

>>181197305
thanks for letting me know barnyy

ilovedota is the lobby password

>>181197285
understandable have a nice day

>>181197339
Why isn't he streaming from his other account?

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who can stop him?

>>181196997
Xboct won a TI.

Xboct. Won. A. TI.

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>>181197339
AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>181197339
>not even dota

uhhh freedom?

>>181197304
You are aware they did it just to mock "ProDota", right?

>>181197419
TI1 hardly counts

>>181197267
they are the only carries i can think of thats directly invited

and if i say matumba
>matumba
>good

>>181197160
epic bait my man
t1 carries for 2017-
Ramzes
Matumba
Sumail
Paparazzi

Debatably T1
Moogy
Raven

>mocking dubu nets you a ban
I bet the mods are gook shitters

BARNYYY
IS
LIVE
LADS

>>181197432
BUT BLACTICAL ANON
LAST TIME WE SAW THAT WAS REIGN OF KINGS

>>181197498
but sumail is mid

rtz and envy are the most popular here so i mentioned them

what are the chances that after eg fails to win ti, instead of blowing up, they kick shartour and sh1t for mason and a good captain/supp?
maybe misery? ppd coming back? StanKing? 1437? some chink? puppey?
also LMAO at bts shilling their shirts on break, do people actually buy them? but in the end bts has grant, and thats all that matters, and thats why I love them. Plus moonduck is so reddit it hurts.

I miss qualies and games in the last months, What happened with thundercucks?

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Is this esports?

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>bulba is going to TI7 despite being utter garbage
>even if DC loses the next 3 games he'll probably STILL go to TI as EG's third coach or some shit

>>181197339
who is barney? Im a newfag that got into dota at ti6.
>>181197350
id get into the lobby, but that would just force a remake and people would hate me.

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>barnyyy streaming finally
>playing that gay fps that everyone is shilling

>>181197809
semi popular streamer that played in the /vg/ tournament or at least he was supposed to
Moo also used to spam futa in Barny's twitch chat

>>181197668
they got picked up by some Scandinavian feminists and got btfo in NA quals. Literally last place in playoffs.

>>181197498
>Matumba
>Paparazzi
Hah no. Raven is an even safer pick than those 2 shitheads and Paparazzi will always be better as a mid.

>>181197660
I always wondered how Sumail would do under Puppey.

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>About to sleep
>My boyfriend started streaming

Yawar? More Yawar never good, amirite?

>>181197668
BTFO by Mason then Jimmy

alright grant is back lads

>>181197706
sure as fuck isn't dota

hmmm i think im in the wrong room lads

>>181197927
there was a /vg/ tournament? tell me the story anon. I know "e-celebs" (god that concept disgusts me) read /d2g/, but I dont know how involved in /d2g/s memes they are, aside from stealing them.

>>181197657
please go back to ledit or whatever shithole you came from
comparing EE to RTZ shows that youre probably 2k and gets your competitive knowledge from casters and memes, let alone comparing that shitter to mason.

mason is literally one of the best 5 carry players in the world

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would you d2?

>>181197983
Despite his sometimes shitty attitude at pubs, Sumail has been known to be very cooperative and loyal to his captain in the team, and everytime they lost he takes it very personally. Puppey would make the kid great to be honest if he can handle the absolute retardness that is within Midone

>>181198179
what's his mmr?

>>181198026
>>181197946

>miss navi and alliance crashing
>miss thundercucks being fucked

God, I hate my job.

>>181197483
it does if you're a fucking lunatic that established why slav dota is worth watching
even dendi is so fucking bad now that navi is like a real time train wreck

>>181197660
EG is really not a contender at this point, they might take TI but they are not a smart bet at all, they looked bad most of the time and the games they won are only because sumail at his best can basically 1v5 any team in the world

Why don't they ban Lina instead of letting CCnC play his most comfortable hero?

>>181196827
is that literally Aladdin

>>181198358
The best part is Planet Odd (Ex-Thunderbirds) got eliminated by Kyle "Here hold my Euls" Freeman

grant's so checked out

its in the bag
this looks like a radpuck
this is insane

>>181196827
>Jew nose
aladin

>>181197983
>>181198196
Puppey is insanely overrated

nyx? explain this pick /d2g/

/sc2g/ pls go

>>181198587
i am a draft god
t. Clement 'nyxnyxnyx' Ivanov

>>181197983
Puppey played with guys like Xboct and Envy. I doubt sumail is worse than then.

>bb carry
Yea DC lost.

what the FUCK happened to planet odd's players since last TI?
When moon joined their team I actually thought they had a very good chance in becoming the best team in the world since at TI 4 of their players where playing arguably the best dota in their roles and misery was very solid and also was one of the best drafters in the tournament.

Moonmeander was also so good back then, how on earth every single one of them became completely shit at this game.
Is it money? guilty for kicking shitlord moo? they played some of the worst dota i have ever seen

>>181198179
i would let him impregnate me (=^.^=)

>>181197916
maybe you should just admit that it's probably fun

>>181198413
at least in pubs, ccnc is more comfortable on ta and storm
his hero pool hasnt been talked about a lot on bts but it is ta, storm, ember, od, lina, sf, puck, qop, tinker, shaker, dusa.
those are all the heroes I have seen him play, from most comfortable to least comfortable.

>>181198697
Sumail is definitely better than both of them combined. I'm just wondering if he'd be like universe when he joined Secret.

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>Lina and CM picked
SISTER FIGHT

>>181198798
Seems to me they got lazy and complacent. w33's visibly declined

Does puck have a dick?

6 and ccnc choke

>>181198860
Go CM. Teach that slut a lesson

>>181198936
wew lad

>>181198798
>what the FUCK happened to planet odd's players since last TI?

hmm, maybe nothing? they were just a one hit tournament team like ad finem or cdec.

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/ourgirl/ CM sneaks in at the end!

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https://clipsdottwitchtv/BlitheHonorableTaroTTours

>when you are so baffled even the huehues speak english

>>181198936
Wew lad

>>181198798
i think they just lost their momentum.
their ganks are so sloppy its amazing. they barely even communicate their lanes and just let it happen

how is this balanced
4 cocks 1 slut on both teams

who has the superior cocks/slut?

>>181198798
Planet Hipster is what happens when players are technically great at the game, but not at playing competitively.

I honestly feel bad for Reso, he's an ass kicker and lost that game just because Moon is such an astronomical retard.

>>181198857
how was uni on secret? I know he left after they got btfo.
>>181198894
moon has also visibly declined
>>181198936
checked

>>181198936
wew lad

>>181198857
maybe,, universe sucked because he is a meme offlaner who doesnt shine if the drafter doesnt make the game comfortable for him.

the same could happen with sumail, vide EG with bulba

>>181198936
?

oh grants here now
nice

>>181199043
Universe was awful, people joked that PPD sent Universe to sabotage Secret because he played that bad

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>>181199005
hard to say

>>181198936
wew lad

>>181199005
Bristle sprays lot of cocks and green semen so DC's better.

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>>181199105
>tfw shitpost whoever loses even if the team that loses is my favorite team
its a sickness

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>>181198936

>>181199043
>how was uni on secret?

A pure disaster but also it was really bad team chemistry.

>>181198798
If I have to blame someone it's clearly w33 and Saksa, both playing subpar crap in their roles

Misery is doing OK if not below average, Moon is super good or (mostly) super terrible so it evens out, Reso is still an excellent carry

>>181198972
they had good games before TI and some of their players always looked good (saksa and reso)
moon is also a major winner who was VERY good with OG and started sucking dick on odd, its crazy how useless moon has been through out this tournament, i havent seen a single good game from him.

>>181199000
yea i just dont get how they became so bad, not a single one of them is doing good

>>181199019
yeah but not even their mechanical skill is showing in game, they look like shit

>7k average match
>call team a bunch of niggers
>two guys say wtf over the mic, first thing said over voice all game
>other dude say im mentally ill and ravists like me should be crusified

Lol wtf

>ywn have a beer and hang out with grant and lacoste
what is point of living?

>>181199395
At least they spoke english?

>>181199395
Ah the classic "I talk like I do on 4chan off 4chan and now everyone thinks I'm a massive faggot" post. Never gets old.

Y-GOD

>>181197483
To be fair he was also on the team when it hit 2nd at the two following TIs. That's not nothing.

Will there be a major pstch before ti7 starts? One that removes nuker faggots and nerfs the offlane into irrelevance bringing back the safelane patch and 4p1 meta?

>>181199395
you cant just call peoples the n-word senpai

>>181199395

>play a game full of normies
>say nigger as if you were making a post of 4chan
>be surprised when people call you out on it

Saying nigger has nothing inherently wrong, but you have to be an absolute fucking retard to say it willy-nilly just like that in a public setting.

how the fuck is bulba this bad

bulba thouhg

>when TI7 is coming and you don't have any team to hate and wish them complete failure

what a weird feeling

why is bulba still trying to play Dota professionally instead of like, doing anything but that

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do you think CCnC will finally quit dota if he loses to Mason?

>>181199953
He's clearly like Synd, he has the itch to play but he's better at things that are not playing.

>>181199912
you always have NP and EE to hate

>>181199912
og

>>181200001
hopefully yes
probably no

>>181199953
Have you ever hated a thing so much that you wanted to dedicate everything you had to destroying it and anyone who plays it, just burn everything down all the time until there's nothing left but ash?

bulba thouhg

bulba thouhg

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oops

>Bulba

>bulba

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Leave qualifying to me

>>181199953
Think of it this way, Dota is the only thing he's good at.