csgog

so this is how it ends...........

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ask a female csgo gamer anything

>>181090602
was sauce for this ever released/found

>tfw gold nova
>tfw no friends

why live

>>181094102
you prime? ill queue with you (will stop trying after i get a 20 bomb)

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>>181090602
>girl
hmmm

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what the fuck happened to you csgog?

>>181090602
wuts ur snapchat bb

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/csgog/ what happened to our poor cute innocent piglet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvBQgCq4FA0

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how do you go from this

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>>181106203
to THIS?!?!?!

>>181106467
sitting on the computer all day and eating a lot? not that difficult

>>181099820
the game is shit and white kids are too busy saying nigger pressing f on their gun to post here

>>181106203
>>181106467
>fake Louis Vuitton belt to fatass
makes me thoughts

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post songs you train to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gvpNWNSHpk

>>181106203
>>181106467
he's fat in both pics but the top one is edited and cleaned slightly also he has glasses on so you can't see his downie eyes so I guess that's how you do it?

Post who you think is going to choke at the qualifier

IMT, C9, Optic, Liquid for me

https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_view_item&item=155652969
pls

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LOOK AT THESE VIEW COUNTS HOLY SHIT

G2 judging by this t half

>major qualifer has begun
>thread is dead

playing in euro timezones is a confirmed joke. play every tournament in USA.

>>181113713
>>181115957

>>181116005
isnt this thread always dead now

>>181116304
it comes alive for esports, so it is confusing that it is still dead for a major qualifier.

>>181116365
>knock off sk are playing
>thread is dead
thinkingemogi

Once our furries BIG play it will pick up

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>>181116518
BIG don't play until the end of the day, so I think you mean our cute boys Optic

>>181116652
>vomits externally
Astralis have d-vice and kjarbae aka the cutest bois in cs

americans are asleep, dead general

is PGL using the new GOTV delay settings or whatever it is?

>2017
>a1-s

>>181116942
guess not since they're still missing kills, we're in for a repeat of last year's Cologne

>>181116942
pgl made their own delay thing that they announced before valve implemented their system, that they've been using for like 6 months

I'm not sure they'll be practised enough to use valve's delay thing properly

>>181116929
I'm not cutie :3 <3

>>181117227
>kennys does a quick boost kill over smoke
>we're in the POV of the guy that dies

whatever they're using it isn't working

>all these crisp smoke kills

>>181117790
That's was a great view of the frag though. You don't have to have every kill from the POV of the person getting the frag

>>181117954
>You don't have to have every kill from the POV of the person getting the frag
of course not, that'd make watching boring since you know it is going to be a kill. But I feel like it is a rule to go to the POV of the guy doing a boost

>>181118009
the guy doing a boost is the guy on the bottom, you mean the guy getting boosted. also, since they were in a smoke, you probably wouldn't have been able to see shit from kenny's pov until he actually got the frag, or maybe not even that because spectator smokes are still different

I think the view of the player getting killed was the best view for that particular frag, you had the smoke up in fron of him, and could see both g2 players' outlines and what was coming. And you could even see him start to preaim above the smoke, but kenny was too quick

>>181118009
>>181118145
Just like how they showed a frag from boltz's pov on shox. shox pushrd through a smoke top banana, and boltz got the kill. Would've looked like crap from shox's pov even if he got the kill, but looked great from boltz's pov.

also
>shox

>SK jr won't qualify for their 4th attempt in a row

L O L
O
L

i couldnt find magog 2 days in a row

what is going on lads

just because i became a normie doesnt mean u all have to too

OPPPPPPTICCCCCC VSSSSSSSSSS PENTAAAAAAAAA

could someone vocaroo a worse announcer?

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>>181115597
autism in an autistic game

>>181119226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIqCwB-7umA

not sure if this is worse or actually better, but I wanted to post it

nigger

i can see penta upsetting

i can see optic upsetting

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>>181120315

I can see optic going 0-3 like the other na teams

GODWELL

BnTeT exposed soon lads

USA

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Not going to lie every time I see this strafe esports app ad I am memorized on how well done it is made.

The animation, the story, and above all the voice work. It is testament on how far the human race can achieve from science to art. This hand crafted work of genius is one things that our future children and their children will remember.

The CGI work is second to none. Looks even better than the game itself. The lighting and the fluidity gives a very hyper-realism look. How the fan in the fnatic gear (who I personally name Dan :) ) is the best they could of done. It doesn't ruin the immersion of the video at all. All of the graphical engineers and animators deserve my applause.

Next the story is mind blowing. The first scene drops you into a game of Counter Strike. Which makes you think it's a live match of the current tournament the viewer is watching. However it takes a sharp turn and blam Dan is there and what does he do? In a situation where he gets the attention of the viewer and the fnatic players? He gives a smile and thumbs up. Whenever this part plays you know what I'm doing? I'm smiling and giving the same thumbs up. The next scene jumps straight to the point. It tells you what their app does and is very clear and concise. As a watcher of esports I'm glad they respect me and put all the details in the open so I can make my choice.

The final scene or what I call "The Closer" blows me away. It takes the idea of the first scene, but even a step further. Instead of the start of the round it plops you in the middle of the round. Dan accidentally bumps the player and does the classic "OHH CRAP" which ties back into the game making you more immersed.

Honestly this the best thing they could of done with this ad. I'm so glad the strafe esports signed off on this. Everyday I like to watch this ad several times. Sometimes I play it on repeat as I go to bed.

-Drop awp please

takes some discipline to go for a 4man save so early, optic might actually be playing train well

>>181120786
nah they're shook already, expect to see a bunch of retarded pushes and needless shoulder peeks

>>181120786
losing 2 rounds as ct isnt too bad

now they're kinda in trouble

>>181120926
Yeah I take it back, it seems like optic can't hold b

>fucking missing that 2k
wtf is the point of this delayed spectator bullshit of we still miss it

>>181121043
>missing
>camera is on the players who died and you see both deaths

are you trying to force this or something?

>>181121132
fuck off sapphire you fat whore no wonder you're missing everything

>>181121030
this is typical optic in 2017. get in winnable situations but manage to fuck it up always with dumb decisions. it doesn't help that all 5 of them are susceptible to being emo/depressed easily

>>181121230
>emo
???

>>181121316
there's that video of rush shout at naf on nuke against lg or the other way around or something

>>181121316
look at naf's face

there's your answer

>>181121425
>>181121491
>millennials assuming everyone knows their slang
gb2reddit

that ninja plant was sick
pity the panic

>>181121529
relax. emo = emotional

cmon wasnt that hard

>>181121529
look it up gramps holy shit this isn't reddit

>>181121529
>emo
>millennial
>baiting on a sns

>>181121529
google it old fuck

>2v4 pistol afterplant
only in AMERICA

>type ''pistol save lul'' in twitch chat
>autist messages me ''ACSHUALLY HES SAVING ARMOUR, NADES, ETC''

>>181121990
>>type in twitch chat

>>181122087
kappa

>penta literally getting outsmarted by optic

optic proving you right by rushing a then getting sprayed down entering b

pls no ot I want to watch the chinks

>>181122620
ty based nacs

optic literally wasted a minute before showing any presence on the map, so penta still had full utility to fuck around with their execute. executing from ivy with 30 seconds left was a very intelligent plan

BnTeT time boys

Everyone besides the German looks like a underclass man in highschool

liquid vs tyloo next
who's gud
who's shit

Anyone else moving to hltv forums?

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>>181082295
Why is Floptic losing to tier 3 EU?

>>181122970
>floptic
>only 1 eu player
>na "igl" making "calls" based on a "tactic" this "leader" has "decided" upon

>>181123059
It was still stupid mistakes they should be able to fix on fly, it's good that they didn't get outplayed. I have hope.

wtf i love slants now

>>181122860
tyloo our one of our teams
the entire na region is reddit

>>181123752
Optic are literally /ourguys/ cuck.

>>181123829
>brainlet streamteam
>our guys
they literally picked up jasonr as an igl
as ighl

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hltv is /ourforums/

>>181123956
>Brazil flag
>Abdullah_Larsson
What did he mean by this

>pala

start the fucking game or kill me

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>>181124050
kind of reminds me of the good ol battlelog forums

if you go and load up aimbotz or any other local area offline mode and test it theres like a 20% chance with every gun that headshot wont reg. Ive awped the bot in the chest before and its clearly showing the impact and he took no dmg. THIS IS ON FUCKING LOCAL HOST IMAGINE HOW BAD IT ACVTUALLY IS IN GAME ONLINE WITH INTERP AND PING. JESUS CHRIST VALVE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING updating Dota 2 every fucking day completely overhauling it every year yet Csgo has wors eand worse hit detection everytime valve releases a "we fixed it patch". Lets just face fact they do not care or give 2 fucks about this game. This is a cash cow to farm funding to update Dota. How many Majors has Gaben attended for CSGO? Meanwhile hes at every Dota 2 event. Shows how much they fucking care bro. They perma ban the best upcoming NA talent while Dota 2 pros get a year ban and then get it appealed afterwards doing the same thing but at a MUCH MUCH Larger level. Valve shoulda thanked IBP for giving shitcodeguides their first league win in months instead of banning the best player in NA at the time. It's disgusting people still support and waste their time with this game. If I didn't work 60 hours a week and this wasn't the only game I really had time for since I already know how to play it I woulda moved on a long time ago. The fact people hate on Steel for pointing out how broken this game is and everyone just wants to "have fun" and "why get mad about it bro?" is fucking mind blowing. How can people play this professionally? you can literally fully run hoiding A or D and your bullets barely get inaccuracy penalties. You can literally AD spam every single situation and your bullets aren't impacted by inaccuracy.

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>breaks between games are longer than the actual games

>>181124797
Pistols are retarded broken and you literally just prefire everything and look like a god because of how bad the interp is in this game with the terrible netcode CSGO has had since day 1. So much for source 2 engine? Dota 2 has it... guess they forgot about csgo... you know the team or 3 dudes who just pick up shit off the community market dump in a crate and slap a update stick on it. Valves like whats that you guys are having problem with economy on CT side and hitbox issues? cool well just update the CT models to make them look nicer but not actually do anything then give you glove skins... everyone loves glove skins!. its only a matter of time before we have fucking Smoke skins and fucking hats. I want a fucking competitive game not a fucking cash cow skin fuckery this became. Who cares if it was dying before skins came out maybe it woulda forced them to actually fix issues instead just keeping the dumb casual masses lulled with fucking Skin crates. Valve should win a fucking award for worse game developer on the planet. Ubisoft isn't even as fucking bad as valve is atleast they tried to fix that piece of garbage shit Rainbow six and The Division. Vavle just releases skins and says merry Christmas heres a sick update!. oh wait they don't even do that because they feel communicating to their player base would negatively impact things more than help.

>DDs sens

lol what the fuck was that

All those fucking locks holy shit
Not even fucking hiding it

BnTeT exposed

>mo

kek tyroo btfo

when are we going to see some not stupid cs

>>181125063
big vs c9 maybe

>>181125141
>c9

>>181125141
>stewie
>shroud
>n0thing

this is fucking hilarious

>talking shit about bntet


ok sure is reddit here

>jdm adr 125
>nitr0 adr 23.8
lul

>>181125476
>23.8
that's lower than DD's ingame sens

>all these people hyping BnTeT
He's not that good t b h

>>181125820
neither team has any good players

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>>181125990
ELige is a good baiter

>>181125990
twistzz is doing alright cutting the weird angles

twistz is playing well and his gf is having conniptions on twiter over it

>>181126083
link?

>>181126083
kek link

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daily reminder that if you aren't global in the current year you should LITERALLY end your life

>>181126083
Twist could be my gf

>>181126172
Shut up fag what is your best 100 time in bit aim

>>181126142
>>181126168
https://twitter.com/TwistzzVD

>>181126291
link to the gfs tweet retard

>>181126291
>ugly gook alium

I didn't expect better

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>>181126340

>>181126446
>>181126291
>those tweets
I know one guy named Russel getting some pussy tonight

>>181126902
she's 15 and in australia

>>181126938
>17 and 15 year old
legal in straya under those romeo&juliet laws

what the fuck is mo chewing on constantly?

>>181126985
gear

>>181126985
adderall
that's why his reaction time is VAC tier

Tyroo cracking under late-game pressure

>>181127250
you cannnot outchoked shitquid

>>181127250
>NA team
>Getting 16 rounds in regulation

>>181127791
>>181127732
tyroo with the counterchoke

>>181127918
you
cannot
outchoke
shitquid

>>181127918
liquid with the counter-counterchoke

>twitzz plays the same off angle every ct round
>typoo keep getting shat on
wtf

These two teams are fucking awful

o i am laffin

>>181128536
awful or the highest level of pro?

>>181128563
>highest level of CS are BR monkeys and CoD team
CSGO was a mistake

>>181128628
kek so no

can they choke a perfect ct side though?

>>181128890
they've choked more in the past

liquid not choking gj snake

time for prolapse

>>181129095
twitter is that way

>3 BO1s in 5.5 hours

fuck PGL

Is liquid most cucked organisation in esports? All these liberal lgbt political agenda bs on their social medias and players its so fucking annoying we get it...

>>181129165
reddit is the other way

>liquid once again getting carried by a foreign kid
embarrassing desu

znajder is so fucking hot

http://steamcommunity.com/id/animeaboveall/
need someone to derank from global with

i stopped giving a shit about this game years ago

did the pro scene ever get rid of all its cheaters

>>181130328
>literally just had a game where the chinese were aim locking the entire game
lmao no

>>181130454
i mean like actual LANs and shit

back then every team had at least one aimlocker

>>181130454
No m8 that Chinese game was just on stream at a lan. Just watch the first round of Liquid vs Tyloo and laugh

>>181129895
pls

>tfw no tyloo stickers
why even live atm my dudes

>caster keeps calling tenzki AND lekr0 as Pronax

>Anders just /praised KEK/ live on stream

Based, is he /one of us/?

PRAISE KEK

Get off 4chin, Anders!

>stay woke
>praise kek
>haHAAHAAAA

>le praise kek meme XD

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zaaz sister looking fine my dudes

>>181131891
how do i get a gf

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>>181132042
look like this

https://www.hltv.org/news/20849/stanislaw-tyloos-playstyle-is-just-so-insanely-unique-no-one-can-understand-it

nigga bc theyre chinese

jkaem has 117 adr in round 20
had like 119 in round 5

dude's super consistent

>round 21
>disco doplan is 4/4
what

>>181133281
just pgl things

>>181133281
he disconnected

>>181133551
aaaah
I thought he was just sitting on his ass all game

Is this caster high as fuck?

why is znajder apwing?

>>181133947
24-16

>self flash and pistol rush
disco WHY

disco doplan is so fucking bad

that fucking ending
reckon it's in the contract to throw a few so you don't just clean sweep it from 8-14 or whatever so it ends up 14-15?

>>181092479
hentaikitty_6

>>181133947
why is disco awping?

>we stole a round from Astralis off youtube 60mins before we played
L
M
F
A
O

>non-awkward interview

ummmmmmmmmmmm?

>znajder says he's the worst on the team when he's on the same team as pronax

LMAO

>>181135530
were u watchin the same game as me mate

>>181135661
even a broken clock is right 2 times a day

>>181135710
wut if it's digital

>>181135808
:thinking:

>>181135849
rly activate ur almond

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>notice an add on kikebook
http://store.steampowered.com/app/513650/Zula__Europe/

>Zula you will discover real unique locations as Istanbul, Northern Iraq and other places of the middle east, as well as indoor maps.
WHY IS IT NAMED ZULA EUROPEEEE AND WHY IS THIS ON STEAM

>>181136000
fuck off

who is this cringy voice actor?

they've played 1 (one) map every 2 (two) hours

if pgl had eleague's production value, they would've played the entire tournament already

>>181136204
It's anders with a voice changer

tfw youll never have fun in team prac with your buds

https://plays.tv/video/595505a96105342109/-deagle-4shots4kills

16:9 fags BTFO

https://twitter.com/AdreNcs/status/880432258053804034

>>181137158
is this why shroud is so bad at lan?????

>>181137307
shroud just wishes he was at home streaming instead of competing.

>tengri
......who?

>>181137478
hibbot's team

>>181137158
>less fov
>makes you better
:thinking:

>>181137668
if it makes you feel any better i play 16:10

tengri is getting raped hard my dudes. who let them in the minor to begin with?

>>181139184
Did you miss the 30 year promo package before this map that told every single teams story from now until the start of time

>>181139320
i dont watch esports documentaries

>>181139453
I was drinking heavily but from what I gathered Tengri are all direct descendants of Genghis Khan and swear upon their ancestors graves to behead their opposition if they win and commemorate the victory with a skull pyramid

>spamming the cz
lmao are these fucking silvers?

jesus christ the NA teams should have faced tengri.

Why did CIS even have their own minor? Steals places from European teams

>>181140325
Loses the american market if the highest level of the game is just dominated by one region

>>181140325
for the lulz of course

16-1 incoming

>>181140549
more like overtime

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my god these ear protectors are dumb looking asf

>>181140737
especially since you can just hit your voice key and hear everything

What the actual fuck was that

>>181140928
A team of people who weren't ready vs a team of good players

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>>181140549

>moses shitting on nacs

is there a discord or something for /csgog/?

Guys how do I bet with my skins again? please help.

>>181142173
sell skins -> buy keys -> trade with bots for bitcoin -> use fanobet

ez

bondik swapped out for Clara this game

>>181143927
Who is "Clara", schizo?

>>181142980
I'll try that.

>tengri

lmao

bondik trying rather hard

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does the poo know she was a poster of r/gonewild

>>181148732
can't say that and not provide an album or her name

>>181150023
she deleted all her posts http://imgur.com/a/lOJ9u
she also used to masturbate on omegle way back then

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Fuckin nigger bought all the cheap $260 dopplers and is price gouging only to realize they don't sell for that much anymore

>>181150554
get yourself a marble fade instead

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>>181150657
I can't afford that shit

>>181150382
>she deleted it

it's the internet anon, thanks for the name

>>181150764
stop being poor then my dude

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>>181150890
>>181150764
>>181150554
>spending more than $50 on a game ever

>>181150886
well she was 16 or something at the time she was whoring herself out on gonewild and prob the best time i caught her around that time. wished i saved them at the time

>>181151058
what about when she was on chaturbate?

Renegades should just tk 3 players at the start of each round and just play 5 v 2 all the time

flipside so bad lmao hahahahaha

i can tell b1ade is trying really hard to make this team not shit but his teammates are so retarded lmao

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>imagine being so bad at marketing that you lose almost all profit you were trying to achieve

Anyone know if the major qualifier has drops?

>>181152141
really makes you think

le run out of time and save-side

Holy fuck FlipSid3 players are UUUGLY

https://clips.twitch
.tv/GiantFunRingRickroll

?????

fucking flipside just fucking disband literally nobody likes you nobody wants you on major and with your shitty retarded strats

who is igl for flipside? lmao

nice choke

C9 lose to our BIG guys, I've read the script

>>181156256
literally reddo vs us

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win


uhh....umm?

A FUCKING GLOCK

>pistols
>balanced

>gob b mastermind

lmao

>retarded sweeping cameras in the middle of a round

fuck off

BIG is so bad lmao

>people actually thought NRG rejects would be good

02:00 Liquid vs. PENTA
03:30 OpTic vs. Vega Squadron
05:00 TyLoo vs. Renegades
06:30 BIG vs. Tengri
08:00 dignitas vs. Immortals
09:30 HellRaisersvs. FlipSid3
11:00 G2 vs. Cloud9
12:30 mousesports vs. GODSENT

>g2 vs c9
say goodbye to our guys, fellows

>>181165131
liquid
vega
ren
big
immo
hell
g2
mouse

>>181163119
for you

yo, been playing csgo for 4 years and got so bored of it, now i want to fuck around.

where do i get BEST cheats aimware is cool? i want wallhacks

>>181163497
They are mouz rejects 4 of them played in mouz before only keev didnt

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when you nutted and she still sucking

>>181166147
soon to be BIG rejects as well

>>181166101
ask flusha