/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Beware of Dog

>>180914560
but dps in ffxiv is literally a math simulator. you count wether or not the dot is worth it, you count when you get your cds back, you count when your next gcds will land, what will be happening, and how long you need to disengage. you count whats worth doing where strictly based on the upcoming mechanics. you count what youre going to be doing when trick attack is coming up, and you count when youll get max uptime on the boss during your strong cds.

you count EVERYTHING as a dps in this game. if Chaos Thrust wont tick for X amount of time, you dont do it. if you wont finish your full thrust combo, you do impulse drive. if thunder wont tick for its full duration, dont press it. if you cant get all 6 fire 4s, dont use blizzard 4. if you know theres heavy movement coming up, prepare thundercloud/firestarter and hold on to triple cast, time your teleport so you lose the least amount of gcds. dps in this game is all small number crunching in various situations. also >>180914827 is probably right besides the typo. the crazier you let your autism go, the better your dps will be.

>>180915098
This do needs to be spayed for everyones safety

>>180914608
>wow players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni3FSzgEIcA

>>180915102
I didnt say the numbers dont matter. I said that parsers are not necessary. If you cant tell whos doing shit dps then you arent very good at paying attention to a fight

>>180915161
no

>>180915224
someone help this cat not be depressed please

>>180915224
same

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>>180915184
I remember seeing that and laughing my ass off at his real life actual "REEEEEE."

>>180915254
put it out of its misery

>>180915198
>>180915198
>I said that parsers are not necessary. If you cant tell whos doing shit dps then you arent very good at paying attention to a fight

yeah im gonna watch their hotbar while im busying optimising myself, when i can get a program that straight up tells me exactly what they do and when. sure. that makes sense.

>>180915301
no, pet it out of its misery

>>180915184
I forgot about the real manbaby "myeh I deserved that mount, man! :(" sobbing lmfao.

>>180915184
>Give me the mount or i'll never stream again
>I'm the streamer dood
What a cunt.

Are there any NIN weapons that look like kunai?

>>180915332
Idk man, i just feel like youre turning something thats supposed to be fun into work. I guess everyone has their own style. But for future reference you should know tgere are a looot of quality players who do good work and dont give a shit about specific numbers. I can feel when im doing good, and i can see without looking at my party list when someone is being retarded just by the animations. Ive got 270 days of playtime betweem 3 characters and almost every job.

At the end of the day again all im saying is they arent necessary to be good at the game.

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>>180915198
I mean I've been top DPS in a few lakshmi and susanoo farms despite being 2nd or worse in hate because of elusive jump and diversion, it's not like you can actually tell who is doing good without a parser

Which class been fucked around with the least? Is it PLD?

Seems like every other class seems to get nerfed at some point and made un-fun by the devs yet PLD has been consistently "ok". It actually seems to be the top tank right now.

>>180915537
It is if you know how theyre job is supposed to be played

>>180915601
You really gonna pay attention to every positional and see if a melee is hitting it? Are you going to notice when HT falls off for 3 seconds?

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>>180915490
>"My entire life is shit, dude! I'm literally getting cucked left and right, dude."
>LIT-RELLY BEING KEKED
>"Am I crying? No, I'm not crying. Not that much."

Oh my fucking God.

I kinda want to play DRK
But when I tried in HW I got confused
Did they fix this in SB

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>>180915705
>mfw listening to this shit

>>180915760
it's 2.x PLD levels of simple now

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>>180915254
4 hour long wait queues prevent me from doing so.

Why is yotsuyu so much prettier than any PC hyur? Does she have specially made textures and features?

>>180915907
She isn't

>>180915683
Idk when ht drops for a second but you can twll when someone is bad enough that its affecting the fight

And if youre doing top tier engame content with randoms who you need numbers to confirm then you need more friends

>>180915806
I love it when autists rage so hard over something like a video game that's meant to be a leisure experience. I'm borderline casual and don't really give a shit about parses or mounts, but the shitstorms that are whipped up over the smallest things send my sides into orbit.

>>180915949
You must be one of those face 5 wenches if you can't agree that Yotsuyu is objectively better than you. Stay mad.

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>>180915184
>the REEEEEEEEEEE at 2:20

>idk when I can tell that their being bad but I can tell when their being bad

Just stop posting anon.

do i still need to do level 15 in conj to become a paladin

>>180915974
I'm a Highlander

>>180916092
Wew so even uglier

>>180916051
No.

>>180915950
I mean sure but parsers are great because people like to see personal progression. When I raided in alex I would parse and post numbers for my whole group even though I didn't post to fflogs (well I did just unlisted) just so people could see if they did good or not.

Otherwise there is no way a decent player can really see if they are improving or not. A run can "Feel good" but maybe you forgot about how you fat fingered halfway through the fight and lost ~50 dps because of it.

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>>180916110
>your barbie dress-up doll is uglier than mine/mai waifu

>>180916214
You're goddamned right it is

>>180916168
I find it so obnoxious when people say shit like "Parsers shouldn't allowed in ff14". During the first few days when ACT wasn't working I was spending every dungeon just wondering if I was doing good damage or if it was shit with no way to know.

>>180916285
You get a feel for damage doing your roatations, dipsshit. If you knew your classpre SB you would know how to play it during SB.

>>180916364
I wish I could have learned Samurai pre SB :'(

tfw lonely

I'm level 17 and want to try tanking. I'm scared of getting bullied for sucking though what do I do ;w;

>>180916602
Queue for sastasha, you'll be fine.

>>180916454
Me too bud.

>>180916602
Am I the only one that's getting real tired of seeing this same question every thread?

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>>180916454
I'll be your friend anon.

>>180916602
Just do it anon, as long as you watch aggro and use cooldowns and further down the line memorizing tank busters/swaps you'll be fine.

>>180916627

I need to do copperbell mines for the quest but it sounds hard!

>>180916602
>tank
>bullied
Tank IS the bull, anon

post selfies

>>180916712
Stop being a baby and do it, faggot.

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>>180916819
why

>>180916894
I'm so sorry tofu

>>180916712
Server?

>>180916454
why are you lonely

>>180916894
not you, paks

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>>180916967
>>180916919
no

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>>180916819
Okay.

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>>180916819
I'm bored enough for that.

>>180916995
does it bother you when people call you paks

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>>180916819

tfw unironically like this tank set

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>>180916819
ok

>>180917128
yes, a lot

How is the fashion potential in this game compared to WoW and GW2? I'm low level and the gear is looking kinda nice so far for me

>you will never take hunting so seriously that you use food for them

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>>180916819

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>>180916819
Have an old one.

>>180916958
gf left me

>>180916707
name/server?

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I'm glad they brought back the subligar of shame so we can once again go from badass to stripper in just 1 level

>>180917284
Oh it's sol

>>180917258
Thanks Abe

>>180917238
Fashion is 90% of this game

The whole point in progressing is to get more gear options for glamour

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>>180916819

Why the fuck is selling houses for bullshit high prices a thing
Anyone who condones this should kill themselves on the spot.

>>180917238
Not as many gear slots as WoW but way prettier gear, plus most of it is dyeable. Doesn't even come close to GW2 IMO but I'm also into the kinda edgelord stuff most people here would cry "cringe" at. FFXIV does have a lot of really nice gear designs though and a lot more casual type stuff.

I'm going to marry a Lalafell!

>you will never be as liked as Empress Quistis

>>180917314
Monoe Mittrix/Ultros

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>>180916819
time for a man post

what is the least played subrace gender combo for snowflake points

As some one who just joined this game and boosted.

Why are all the Empire dudes humans? Why is my side a big clusterfuck of diversity?

>>180917628
>Why are all the Empire dudes humans? Why is my side a big clusterfuck of diversity?
Do you really need an answer to that question?

>>180917628
There are imperial soldiers of all races, one of Gaius' right hand men is a roe for fuck's sake.
That said, the natives of Garlemald (the proper garleans) look like humans.

>>180915184
>>180915271
>>180915472
>>180915490
>>180916029
You people do realize it's probably an act right?
I don't have any doubt there's someone somewhere acting like this for real, but this dude is making a show out of it, multiple times

>>180917698
>You people do realize it's probably an act right?
Stop shattering my fantasy with your reality!
RRRRRREEEEEEE

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>>180916819

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Is PvP still the best way to level once you have a class capped?

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/15816413/

Is this a snipe so they can never return, or just their own placeholder?

>>180917857
Unless you're a healer or a tank and have instant dungeon queues than yes.

>>180917864
Literally who

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>wind up Khloe
I need it

>>180917864
literally who

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>>180916819

Let's say I'm an au ra female and want to tank
I know au ra female tanks look retarded but which tank job with them looks the least retarded?

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Give me lalas to platonically orbit right now!

>>180917698
>You people do realize it's probably an act right?

He has done it before, he always spergs out when people don't give him the rare item/weapon

So that cutscene after the final boss is kinda bullshit

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>>180916819

>>180918103
shirou has a pretty good group going

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>tfw you finally make friends but can't feel relaxed playing anymore because you need to socialize too much...
>tfw friends also keep gifting stuff to you, so you feel obligated to keep playing when you rather not sub anymore
Making friends was a mistake.

>>180917975
https://www.google.com/search?q=anna+bananachan&tbm=isch

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Just hit 70 on SMN.

Does anyone have the ideal lvl70 rotation ? Also, Is it true that you don't upkeep dots anymore and it's just spamming ruin?

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>>180916819

>getting close to level 70
>msq is still running around trying to recruit people
please tell me something happens soon

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>>180916819

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>>180916454
Don't worry anon you have Alisaie

>>180918250
>>180917975
>>180918005

>started playing again havent played since 2.3ish
>going through heavensward
>despite being 51 before starting the msq line i am only 58 by the time i need to be 59 to continue
>the 58 portion only has 4 quests
what the absolute fuck

>>180918351
no he doesnt, she's mine

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So when was it established Zenos ever got the eyes of Nidhogg I do not remember a cutscene of that calibre

>>180918416
FUCK OFF YOU DON'T OWN HER

>>180916602
Im new to tanking too but just got my pld to 52. Main thing is not knowing the dungeons and bosses, once you run them a couple times your confidence will grow. Theres just so many to catch up on ffs

Aggro is easy as fuck to keep, pop a defensive cooldown every now and then and face mobs away from the group. It gets easier.

Im probably gonna just potd the rest to 60 then avoid daily roullettes or do them on my dps, i cant be fucked learning every old encounter

>>180918336
good

So how do you level up any other class to 70 once you've burned through all the 50-70 sidequests and MSQs to give you XP?

Duty Roulette spamming?

>>180918423
He didn't it was Shinryu that had them, it was summoned using the eyes.

>>180918423
They were probably a part of Shinspew till it got defoughted

>>180918414

You've never been able to just get by on MSQ alone.

>>180918423
Shinryu was powered by Nidhoggs eyes,
3.5 story

>>180918550
>>180918554
Oh I forgot all about that part, actually. Fair point.

Then why did Gosetsu help Yotsuyu she's gonna just betray us later if we find him on that island

>>180918231
>He doesn't have "friends" that make him feel like shit for playing the game
>"How's it feel to have no life and already have 3 70s?"
>He doesn't have "friends" that make him want to stop playing the game even though he loves it
>He has friends that gift him stuff
Indeed anon, making friends was a mistake.

>>180918627
because Gosetsu is a noble samurai

>>180918587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N7VrwlJWHk

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who do i level

>>180918545
pvp, roulette bonuses, potd, highest dungeon, fates

>>180918765
There's a difference between 'noble' and 'what the fuck am i thinking'

>>180918813
it's not like she can do anything to him

>>180918813
dude heard her story of being raped and beat by a drunk as a child wife and then sold to a whorehouse to pay off her husband debts and saw her crying in utter defeat so he felt bad for her

>>180918545
Do your challenge log, then queue dungeons while doing hunts, FATEs etc.

Malera Samurai is the cringiest shit ever

>>180918891
She was probably bullshitting that desu, I mean the moment any of them looked away she tried some dumb shit
Then she did more dumb shit

>>180918885
Almost killing him is something desu

Though I guess Square did want to jump on the Samurai Jack fanbase with that 'noble dude saves evil thot'

>>180918798
me

>>180918962
>She was probably bullshitting that desu,
We saw her past in the ehco, she was not lying

>>180918375
http://i.imgur.com/TAqsLQ2.png Holy shit, this is so good lmao

>>180918991
ok sure

>>180919068
>screenshotting your own tells making you look bad
is this one of beepy's alts

>>180919068
The fuck?

>>180918458

I just finished a dungeon. It feels a bit harder than low level WoW dungeons. It's kinda nice actually losing HP

I just finished the last dungeon in the MSQ, am i in havensword now or is there more after you kill the Prime?

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So does any of /xivg/ play on goblin or am I alone?

>>180919246
>>180919301
Googling Anna Banana-chan led to a reddit post which had this imgur link in it. I honestly didn't know who this person was until that anon posted their lodestone but it was a pretty good kek, 9/10 would laugh again.

>>180919341
u gotta do a primal fight then you gotta do patches 3.1-3.55 and alexander I think

>>180919068
Am I having a seizure or is a literal who from a backwater server trying to dramapost about themselves to whip up some sort of sad shitstorm that's more of a quiet fart than anything else? Shut the fuck up, no one cares.

>spend three hours in PoTD at 34, leveling BRD
>only wind up level 37, level 60 in PoTD years and beat the level 60 boss
>new area; Hellsward revealed

I thought this shit was supposed to be fast

Dorgono is the only au ra that gives me boners
Why is this

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>>180918506

Oh I know you like it

>>180919341
https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Main_Scenario_Quests

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>>180916819

>>180919492
>Am I having a seizure or is a literal who from a backwater server trying to dramapost about themselves to whip up some sort of sad shitstorm that's more of a quiet fart than anything else?
I've been here for jsut a few weeks but it eems like this is the essence of this general anyway.

>>180919509

Just run 51-60 over and over.

>>180919617
Cute
name/server

>>180919492
>perfectly summed up /xivg/

>lyse gets center stage at the end

Hey fuck you, you didn't do shit in that fight

>>180919638
they moved to balmung ages ago, it's nice that they're gone

>>180919709
why cant this game have a good female lead. minfilia was shit. lyse is shit. if alisaie were more prominent, im sure shed be shit too

>>180919721
See the fact that you speak about "them" as if "they" are someone I should know, or give a fuck about, is a problem in and of itself
Also who cares what server they moved to if they still shittalk here?

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>>180919638
>>180919721
This isn't a fucking middle school lunch room, contrary to the vocal minority of jackasses. You have linkshells and voip programs, use them.

>>180919819

Fucking this; why do you niggas bring this shit up in the general. Go be high school freshmen elsewhere

>>180919859
>implying spreading rumors through every medium isnt the most high school thing to do

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>>180919769
Say that again and see what happens

Yet y'all niggas be dishing drama around the thread regulars.
Sit
The
Fuck
Down

>>180919665

Balmung but probably changing name eventually

>>180919917
minfilia is the worst character in the entire game

>>180919859
Beats me. Easier to just ignore such posters.

So is Gyrnewaht dead for real or is he going to come back y e t a g a i n for more goofy jokes about how he's useless and looks like a child

>>180919920
>a vocal minority must speak for the entire general
Shut
The
Fuck
Up

>>180920001
You would be correct if we could go an entire thread without it.
Seats
Are
Over
There
Loser

>>180919974
For me, she's the same MSQ questgiver as everyone else. I half-assedly read her dialogue then start doing a dozen world tours and killing maybe 10 mobs like every other fucking scenario in this game.

But she's got bigger boobs and a hotter outfit than anyone else so she's best girl.

>>180917609
femroes

>>180920145
>tfw no femroe gf

BLM or SMN?
RDM is boring

>>180920085
>implying no-life losers don't shitpost about people daily because they have actual brain problems and will just ban evade
The general has problems and I wish every "weh muh drama" poster would choke on the fattest dick, but we can't have everything. Me being able to call people out for starting their own drama for no rational reason is, in fact, something that I can have. Eat shit and die, dramafag. This isn't your personal army or hugbox.

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>>180920272
sucks to be you

>>180920275
Either is fine.

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>>180919917
>>180917380
Didn't even give me a kiss before leaving

>>180920403
How cucked is BLM in endgame fights with movement?

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lmao wtf this job is broken as fuck

>>180920352
be my gf

>>180920472
You're almost never going to get to use Leylines or even stand still for a large majority of the finale

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>>180920272

What a shame

>>180920472
Not as badly as you'd think, what cucks BLM is just its lack of party utility.

How do I get a female midlander eb as a catboy?

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whms are the coolest healers

>>180920568
be my gf

>>180920535
i already have one but anyway: server?

>MCH gets Refresh and Tactician

Why aren't you having fun with MCH?

>>180920730
Those panties looks great on you!

>>180920730
Cute petite cat

>>180920680
As a catgirl I can't find a midlander to EB.

What do midlanders like?

where can i go to see guides for certain jobs? i'm just curious what the ideal rotation would be for my job

>>180920757
Odin

>>180920730
Kill yourself you transparent slut.

tfw no qt elezen eb

What the fuck is the point of allowing 4dp parties in potd when 90% the time theyre too retarded to survive

Like why am i the only rdm ive seen acting as a defacto healer for the bosses. Why dont any of them use second wind, or bloodbath, or one of the million max potions in their inventory

Like why do so many dps not know how to survive besides killing things before they kill. There are at least half a dozen msq battles that you could not survive as a dps without knowing how to use your few defensive/healing abilities.

>>180920680

Give 'em the bulb

Housing when?

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wow fleeky hat

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>>180916819

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Y'all are talking about Elezen or herm Roes when all of you miss out on the best boyfriends and girlfriends

>>180920941
kys bully

>>180921021
I do like gardening!

>>180921006
Dunno man, I abuse that Vercure like no tomorrow when I'm doing things.

>>180920941
beepy...

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>>180916819

>>180917698
Yeah? Just like Asmongolds entire persona, it's all incredibly fake and it's a way for him to drum up viewers/donations. Look at how he acts when he's around other WoW Streamers or really anyone of any decent-sized following and that's how he really is. Just like with any streamer really, they're fake as hell along with 65%-90% of the rest, it's all about clicks bucks in the end.

>>180920921
too bad for you, i am on moogle

>>180921125
pst Fibblit Tandywine

>>180921085
That hat shouldnt even be touching your ears.

Why are they coming out the top of your head?

>>180921140
Why would this be Beepy? What relation do they have with that cat?

>>180921125
meria no

>>180921172
be my gf

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After playing WHM since the update, I actually still really like it. Lilly system could be a tad better but ultimately, it's not bad.

>>180921139
Thats what im saying. Its ridiculously good and i hardly see others using it. I get not wanting to be a healer. But why would you soend 15 minutes in potd and then watch your whole party die to a boss when you could have saved them. How do they live with themselves?

>>180921306
Randos only operate on a protobrain, they don't have a fully functional central nervous system.

>>180921306
>dying in potd

>>180921462
So theyre basically jellyfish? Makes sense.

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>>180920680
Give 'em a bucket of live herring they love that.

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>>180921257
No can do.

>>180920730
Who is this qt and does she like boys

>mained NIN in HW
>can't even play it now, because my ping is inexplicably twice as high half the time since I've come back

Well, now I have no idea what to play.

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This used to be a human general.

>>180921736

The US data centre was moved, that may be why.

>>180921736
Ping is a meme. Just mash buttons you mong

>>180921673
I thought you two weren't dating.

>>180921006
>>180921139
>Can solo up to floor 80
>Other people can't seem to manage surviving the first 3 floors of 50
I dunno man, it boggles me sometimes too.
Maybe i'll try my 1-100 solo run as RDM in a couple weeks instead of PLD.

Guys I just did the Lakshmi fight and it was really fun

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>>180921764
What happened? Is he a human field marshal now?

>>180920952
Come to Odin

>level 54 samurai quest
who thought this was a good idea?

>>180921949
I am on Odin. Eb me now.

>>180921920
>>180921920
This picture makes me unbelievably horny. I like to imagine my 6 foot tall fem Highlander pushing Alphinaud down and riding him against his will and it gives me a massive boner.

>>180921949
Odin choco elezen here

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>>180921920
I will not have these puns any longer.

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>>180922012
>I am on Odin. Eb me now.
Oh heck I wasn't expecting that

>>180921861
Who knows, It's a mystery.

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>>180922051

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I don't want to do potd anymore

>>180922125
Can I join your legion of cucks at least if you wont be my gf.

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>>180922079

>>180922212
Queue for some regular dungeons and do some hunts or some fates while you wait, or maybe some sidequests if you have any, i had like a fair bit for 56-58

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go to sleep

>>180922274
Ain't got that.
Cuckolding is a terrible fetish.

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>>180922287
okie

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>get to ilevel 304, decide to finally try out Susanoo EX
>coordinating retards and not getting tilted is probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do in a videogame

what is the droprate on the mount?

I don't think I can do this much longer

>>180922283
Honestly I don't really care for EBing anyone because I think its a stupid system but if you wanna meet up somewhere I'm game

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>>180922061
How short do they need to be? As short as your Privates?

Do a lot of Aussies play this game?

>>180922012
what is EB

>>180922426
but your ex boyfriend loves to be cucked

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>>180922603

>>180922703
What does that have to do with anything?

>>180922683
Erotic Buttplay

>>180922571
Busy doing the MSQ and leveling.

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>>180922051
Please don't be disgusting regarding my son, thank you! Go to church and chug some holy water maybe.

>>180922061
Sorry, sir! I'll strive to be less punctional, sir!

>>180922603
You KILLED HIM

>>180922850
Perfect.

>gathering 1-20
>comfy as fuck
>gathering 21+
>just kill me already

I went from enjoying myself to hating everything in the span of 15 minutes.

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>>180922879
Your son has a few things to answer for

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I think i've got the worst fucking luck
i've shuffled my WT 14 times now and haven't gotten a single line, let alone 2 lines for Khloe

>>180922571
>>180922872
Also need an FC with xp buffs. {Do you have it?}

>>180922872
>>180923038
Well, no driveby elezen /slaps for you then

And I'm in a small FC for friends, sorry.

i'm gonna fuck red in the ass and then meria in the mouth

>>180922283
accurate picture of me and my mistakes

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>>180922879
Are you trying to kill me? Again?

I heard if you make an elezen with shortest height they don't look like giraffes anyone confirm?

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>>180922818
>>180922879
I swear he stepped off of his own volition

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>>180922683
Eternal Bond. It's like marriage, only much more complicated, and a lot gayer.

>>180922571
>>180922872
A moment of silence for how hard the first Anon just got rejected.

>>180922934
I just hit Fishing 25 and I haven't noticed it getting much worse. Then again, I just lost my Friendship Circlet for that class. Crafting as had me much more butt blasted. So much money wasted.

>>180922879
I didn't know it was possible to be so pure.

>>180923076
And it gets worse. You're going to break his soul.

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>>180922683

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Think Lyse will ever be my wife?

>>180923319
Who do people usally invite to EB ceremonies?

>>180923319
It's a gimmick for the most part. It's funny and people recognize her as a pure maiden, so it's become a meme that she perpetuates for fun.

>>180923419
You think she wants a weeburai swedecuck?

it hurts

>>180923557
gay

>>180923557
use more lube buddy

>>180923419
She likes girls aka the elf

>tfw afraid to settle on a job, don't want to until logs start being posted

h-help

(why does the thread title still say Heavensward)

I haven't played in ages, which tank should I go with for my new character?

Or are DPS queues tolerable?

>>180923968
Because OP is an idiot who clicked the wrong dropdown suggestion when making it.

>>180922496
I spent like 6 months in WoW organizing raids for my guild with like 3 irl friends and some others in it. Was one of the most frustrating things ive ever done in vidya and ive made an effort in every mmo since then to be low key as possible.

>>180922664
They're all on Tonberry

>>180924017
DPS queues are abysmal, go with gladiator/paladin, best tank early game, best tank late game

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>>180924017
PLD is the best at everything now.

>Or are DPS queues tolerable?
hahahaha no

>>180924265
>pld best at everything

Except being interesting enough to level to the point when it gets interesting

>>180924336
I don't know man, having a real aoe goes a long way toward making PLD not feel like a pain in the dick to level.

>>180923878
Logs aren't gonna help you get good.

>>180924336
Marauder is no better. Actually pretty much every class levels with only 3-5 buttons. At least with pld you have positioning mobs (being a tank) as another aspect to play. Marauder is just an even less interesting gladiator.

>>180924336
do the other tanks actually get better? ive got war and drk at 50 and both arent that fun

>>180924415
Mines at level 22 and every time i try to jump in a dungeon and level it i just get frustrated by tue fact that 2 hits from any dps will pull any target you arent actively building enmity on, even after flash

Maybe im shit at tanking

>>180924416
no but playing a class that is already good will give me more confidence to try and be good

>>180924478
Theyre all boring when youve been dpsing in mmos for a decade and youre addicted to big crits

If you turn in wondrous tails a week late, can you get a new one or does it count as your weekly for the second week?

>>180924508
All jobs are good and viable for dungeons, it's how you use your abilities that matters. It's hardcore parsefags who can only get a stiffy by looking at the color orange that give a shit about some retarded meta. Play whatever job you think is most fun. If it stops being fun for you, switch to another one.

>>180924464
MRD gets its 120 potency AoE really early, which lets it top DPS easily for a while.

>>180924501
Flash again.

>>180924508
Rdm, nin, sam, drg, pld, drk, whm, ast, blm

Those are safest choices, every class is viable and fun though, not every class will be fun for you specifically though, i recommend trying whatever seems most interesting to you, if yiu dont like it by 30 it doesnt take too long to switch

>>180924632
Its either the 2nd, or you can't even turn it in, you just have to take a new one

>>180924693
And run out of tp forever, even though every melee has goad now

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Any other BLMs feel like they are about to be massively cucked by omega fights? I have this sneaking suspicion....

>>180920565
>finale
you can stand still for eons there
he spends over half his time getting ready to cast some unavoidable damage and the rest just requires you to not be in the exact center

>>180924698
>blm
>drg

lmao

>Tanking for a Red Mage and Samurai in Doma Castle
>They keep tunneling separate targets on every single pull

They really want to make sure Adventurer in Need always applies to tanks.

>>180924228
This is pretty much how i am atm. My friends still set up raids though

>>180924508
You will play better with the class that you are most comfortable with. Don't worry about the damage meters, typically there's barely any difference anyway.

>>180923878
astrologian

>>180924843
Yup.

I just don't really see how any mechanically well designed fight will actually favor BLM in any way.

There are always cheeky little tricks to maximize your dps, but you'll never come close to that SAM.

>>180924939
>theres barely any difference anyway

Tell that to the people in PF groups who have been parsing numbers lower than we saw in HW and failing to get past the sus ex enrage timer.

Anyone having issues with no audio? Game was working just fine yesterday.

>>180925103
Important question: Is any story content blocked by Susano Ex?

>>180925223
extreme/savage fights have never been a requirement to unlock anything

boy I sure am glad I spent 20 millions on a house I can't even fucking access

How come all the RDM players I run into are fucking dickwads, but most of the SAM players are quiet?

>>180925269
Then why the fuck are you in PF groups for them?
Why do casuals even attempt such content?

It's clearly intended for skilled raiders and organized groups.
Fuck this "Game should be balanced around casuals" mentality.

If you are a casual you can play literally whatever you want because it doesn't matter. If you aren't a casual you can play literally whatever you want because you'll find a good group who needs you.

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>>180925365
We have Many Great Bushido Honor

>>180925365
I have no idea. I was tanking yesterday, and the RDM was CONVINCED he was doing more dps than the SAM for some reason. I was watching act the whole time, and he wasn't even within 400 dps of the SAM at any point.

>>180925365
>>180925584
>Tankcucks mad they lose aggro to Scatter spam
lmao

>>180924883
But anon, that's what flash is for...

>>180924686
Going after orange parses in WoW is autistic, but it's so much more autistic in an MMO where people can happily put massive long 20% damage buffs on you at will.

People who care about 99% logs in ff14 should be raped to death by gorillas.

>>180925638
Funnily enough I haven't lost aggro to a RDM yet, but I did lose aggro to a BLM who hit a 39k foul.

>>180925403
Sounds like we need an NA blacklist. Perhaps someone here could run it, and in order to be removed from it would require video submission to appeal. Someone who raids a lot, like Ippiki.

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Fox Lizard.

>>180925798
Pedo Lizard

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>>180925779

>>180925779
>Someone who raids a lot, like Ippiki.
Okay Ippiki.

But seriously, that would work terrible because the Western community is full of manchildren and most of the people put on there would be added because of personal reasons.

>>180925915
It's someone mocking him and MUH FFLOGS + HUGBOX raiders in general, not the man himself, my dude.

>>180923471
Ippiki post. Retard.

>>180926041
It's someone mocking him because that's literally what he proposed one time.

>>180926041
I know that, thats why I put "but seriously". I guess its not that obvious because people are pretty oblivious to bait here.

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Looking for a plaything to share gil and cute/lewd things with on Balmung. I have millions of gil that I like spending on friends anyway, a rank 8 FC with a medium house in the Goblet, a job that pays far too well for the hours, and my own appearance/demeanor, and would expect the following in return.

-Good at English, and a IM client available (Kik, Skype)
-An ACTUAL FEMALE, proven with timestamp
-Everything we do kept out of the thread
-My job is quite demanding, weekdays from 9 to 5 EST and often physically/mentally exhausting
-I will drop whatever we are doing and respond to sales and/or what my friends/raid team needs of me, if the situation demands
-Come 4.1, I will be very occupied and likely end this relationship entirely, unless I find you particularly endearing

Send a /tell to Berke Oronir

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what's the best lizard kunoichi hairstyle??

>>180926138
Wait, really? Jesus. That sounds horrifying. How the hell would that even work?

>>180926124
No. I think she's pleasant and funny, but it's obviously a joke gimmick since she also wants to be seen as a fully-capable grown woman and all that entails.

>>180926420
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/3ri7b6/would_you_be_for_a_jpstyle_blacklist_to_keep_na/?sort=new

why don't you ask him

the nameplates on the gathering and mining achievements for stormblood tier nodes are switched

>>180926486
-56 comment karma

My nigga on BLAST

>>180926420
Why are you psycho-analyzing her? You realize someone can be uncomfortable with lewd shit, be naive by nature and still be a grown ass adult capable of looking after herself with intelligent insight and nurturing personality, right?

>>180926618
I want to marry her

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im already a demon....

post ippiki memes >w<

Is a tank alt a bad idea? Are they shitty if your gear is lagging behind?

>>180926618
Because the original anon who commented on her behavior is new and did the same thing, but misconstrued a meme thread personality as being a real thing rather than something done out of boredom and for kicks. Like this guy >>180926850

>>180926850
she's already married to a pair of abs who cosplay

>>180926910
ya but it's the healer who has to deal with your shitty gear lmao

>>180926926
oh ok

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>you will never suck Estinien's fat dick

What do Forlorn Maidens do?

What should I do as a melee in feast for the first time?