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ded thred ded game
>>180728526
Semi-finals are on literally right now. Come watch C9 cheat their way to victory.
>>180728379
>No thread during semi-finals of a large event
This is how dead we are. Just pull the plug already.
This crowd is so NA
Based fucking Niko. Shame I didn't have the balls to go in on those 10x odds on Faze making a comeback.
based our guys faze
>/nacs/
Throw9 are you serious?
Name 3 things more pathetic than NA CS and C9
GOD NIKO
>>180729558
All Anglos are the same desu
>>180729921
>Skadoodle
>n0thing
>Shroud
There you go.
>>180730042
>and C9
>clown 9
>online 9
>choke 9
>NA """""""""""""""""""""cs"""""""""""""""
CLOWN9
L
O
W
N
9
I fucking hope Faze win the major bois, might kill myself is borestralis or cheating monkey win
G2 would be okay, or pige
...............................
What's with the guys in the Cuck9 shirts cheering after the match?
>>180730287
>12-3
later
>15-19
just lmao
>THE CITY OF NA
>>180730376
>15-6
9 match points lmao
>hackvhack
I can't even be bothered lads
just feel like letting go of everything
Are we betting SK or Astralis?
>C
>>180730436
faze don't hack
The C9 guys genuinely need to see a therapist after this assblasting. I'd be highly considering suicide if I were them.
c9 are 100% not going to make the major
screenshot this
>karrigan got the most kills
>>180730673
I'm thinking
>C9
>F3
>G2
>Godsent
>Hellraisers
>Immortals
>Liquid
>Mouse
will make it.
>>180730973
>no big
>no penta
>no vega
>no dignigs
shit list
>>180730856
He had a great Overpass especially. Good to see desu.
>british mongs
>RIP C9
>brits open their mouth
>everybody laughs
how's it feel bongs
Are british people retarded?
>that accent
>that slow way of talking
>a more better
holy fuck.
>>180731359
from nottingham
who's cuter, felps or device?
>>180733393
fnx the cutest.
this fucking cheatfest lmao
so who are the most our guys next to fnatic??????????????
This has been a pretty good event. Love how a CS semi can be close to breaking 100k viewers with a sell out crowd and there's almost no fucking posts in this thread.
>>180733393
device.
>>180736846
Gambit. Maybe Faze too?
>>180737031
what about asstralis?
yesterday i though SK woould win but i bet on astralis. yeehoooww.
>>180736846
s1mple is /our/ guy
>>180737094
Astralis are an excellent team and great to watch but they are def not /ourguys/.
>>180737119
>yesterday i though SK woould win but i bet on astralis. yeehoooww.
It's a BO3 and that was Astralis' map pick. It was also their best map. It's far from over.
>>180731359
Have you ever heard a professor give a lecture?
Describe their way of talking, if so.
>>180737657
2-0 for astralis eezz
Taco has sick gamesense.
<---- were Sk goes back to
nice """shot""" from fallen :)
>>180740114
They actually live in a pretty big house in the US.
anyone else getting this?
WOOOOOOO
some of these kills trough smokes are ridiculous.
Impossible not to think that these players aren't cheating
>gla1ve ignoring those footsteps that were ultra-audible even on stream
>thinking this shit isn't scripted
>>180740637
That's because you're a moron watching a restream on Twitch. It's on Youtube only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jCyjCoISCM
Man this feels like it's the real final. I'd say whoever wins this should easily beat FaZe in the finals but considering its on tonight they could be physically/emotionally spent.
>>180742250
well that'd explain it
cheers
toggled on boys
>sk gets a complete team wipe in a few seconds
>camera stays on the guy who sits behind cover and does almost nothing
really makes you think
taco and coldzera are so fucking blatant, how is this still allowed at professional level cs?
Is it possible to dislike SK?
>>180745934
Believe it or not, some people aren't the biggest animal lovers.
Felps gets tons of pussy
CHOKE
>le jumping cod shot xd
>double peek hall in one of the most unlikely positions to have 2 CT players
>"wow they seem to be really aware" :^)
>Danecucks going out in the semis
You'd hate to see that.
fucking danecucks, do your job and beat the cheating favelas
>that blatant lock through the smoke from fallen
S O A W A R E
https://twitter.com/followddk/status/878983230493515777
>>180748332
faze will beat SK anyway no worries
this general is retarded kek, astralis get 3 shots thought the smoke and nobody say anything
>>180748615
they fucking better
NICE SPRAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>180748594
>device hits random shot through smoke
nothing to see here lol
>fallen hits shot aiming before smoke pops
GOD SO OBVIOUS
DANEKEKS CHOKING IN SEMIS LMAO
>>180748779
well yeah, because device isn't cheating
>>180748775
Xyp9x? More like Cuc9x.
>>180748779
device's shot was 100% RNG, he wasn't even aiming
where is the english vod of faze vs c9?
um youtube?
those legs make me crazy desu
post seltzer nudes
>>180749416
are you too stupid too check?
>>180749693
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>180749908
yep, youre to stupid to even check if you cant read the duration of the videos
>>180750087
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
way too stupid to rewind the tape
>>180750351
the whole video is Astralis vs TL, retardo. which was played before faze vs c9 so rewinding wouldn't make sense anyway
kys
REMOVE PALA FFS
>>180750750
if he goes they might get this fool to replace
you have to think of the consequences
at least csgo doesn't suffer dota (slacks) interludes
>>180748689
It's just /pol/. They think brazilians can't play the game because /pol/ says everyone who isn't a nord or a mediterranean or some stupid garbage like that is a subhuman or something like that.
>>180751323
that guy is way better senpai
most attractive female csgo team orhottest female csgo team?
my goodness i think mythic should just forfeit https://www.hltv.org/matches/2311948/mythic-vs-luminosity-dreamhack-open-valencia-2017-north-america-closed-qualifier
>>180752681
More like thottest female csgo team LMAO
>>180753123
>mythic
literally who?
I dont understand why these NA nonames still try to compete even though their best teams like TL and C9 are already a joke to EU
like go play dota or something, you'll never make it in CS
>>180752681
any team which doesn't have missharvey
fucccck who's the mommy gf announcer?
>>180752681
dayum son
>>180754117
seltzer
>>180754117
how about I'll be your mommy?
>>180754521
fuck off mugi
check out this hot hltv(reddit) meme
uk crowd is pretty cringy
I love Rain!!!
faze is /ourguys/
So, when are they going to start toggling? Is this going to be a comeback episode or a first map goes to overtime before they win to tire out the other team episode?
My husbando rain. FaZe up!
>unironically using razer headphones
lmao sk
FAZE UP SGAYS
>>180755793
That was a pretty sick play, wasn't it?
is niko hacking?
>>180756323Everyoneis hacking.
>It's the "SK have a terrible first half on the favored side only to become absolutely insane in the second half" toggle
>"b-b-b-but they're warming up"
>ignoring the fact that they just played 3 games an hour ago
rainn and kkarrigan are too ugly to win
>>180757097
>karrigan ugly
w
Who cares, outside his csgo career he has a master's degree on philosophy, what do you have?
>>180757097
I think its hilarious u kids talking about karrigan. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>180756946
SK are so obviously cheating it's amazing how people still think they are legit. It's so obvious. If anybody is familiar with how brazilians approach sports in general they would know that they are obviously cheating, they are sleazy as fuck in everything they do.
sk toggled hahaha every time lmao
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
>>180756946
LIKE POETRY
>SK doesn't toggle
I wonder who's going to win this match
hmmmmmmmm
Mirage is a 2nd half SK sided map
Do they not realize how suspicious it looks to suddenly become 100x better in the second half in every single game?
>>180758643
Why would they care about being suspicious?
They could start spinbotting if they wanted, nobody would do anything about it
>someone crashed so they can restart the match
hues trying to get their toggle on bois
i love faze
>>180759157
I love you!
>hydroolic presss chanel
>>180759394
Please only use cute emotes like :3, ;_; or O///O
Lets go, FaZe Up!!
>>180759571
OwO
what does the "KAST" rating mean on hltv?
>>180760936
kill/assist/survived/traded
their attempt to measure round contribution in a better way
>>180761584
ty anon
>fallen doesn't cheat
lmao
>Wallen is in the house!
What did he mean by this?
fuck faze
>>180762032
he got his freshest toggles installed
>>180757253
>master's degree on philosophy
Off to a great career as a taxi driver.
I miss 2015 lads
The year without all tier 1 teams blatantly cheating
The year when our guys fnatic were the bad guys, but they still won 2 majors
>>180762778
flusha was blatantly cheating though
>cold awp hs through the smoke
>>180757253
>>180762562
>master's degree on philosophy
pretty sure it was on accounting or something business related
>>180762778
the banter was off the charts in here
>>180762778
>the team with the most blatant cheater in the history of the game won all the events
what a great time that was!
holy shit these niggers are toggling hard
how the fuck is faze working out with allu
-allu + ropzz when, lads
its been too long already
>>180763479
penta - innocent - krystal + allu + ropz =
asian super team
>karrigan stopping defuse at 0,5 sec
>>180763479
how the fuck is faze working out period
when you look at their roster their only great player is niko, not saying the others are shit but teams like Astralis, G2, or SK have talent out of the ass, on paper at least
>>180762849
Yes and how many other cheaters were there in the pro scene? Kioshita was rumored to be one, after he moved his inv after kqly got banned. And who else from the pro scene?
>>180763142
>all the events
But that's wrong.
>>180763863
agree, rain is p good too, just never played with good players before
>barely any CT economy being build
worry
the toggling is real out here cuz
>buy pistols
>turn on aimbot
>win
gg lol
LET'S GO BOIS
FAZE UP
le overtime script incoming
never gets old
>>180765736
thats what im thinking too
>NA CS is garb-
>>180765736
Really made me think.
>>180765736
ugh they're professionals trying their best in a stressful situation, of course they're going to fight and come back!
>sk toggles into OT script
not again
>allu just stands there getting shot
oh boy it's the OT script again
>monkey just aimlocks across the map
you cant make this shit up
inb4 fallen 3k through s moke
Missed /ourguys/ c9 play did I miss out?
>>180766482
nothing worth watching
why was fnx kicked from imt? cucked boltz?
typical brazilians not showing up at time
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>>180766553
``toxicity''
>>180766693
does that include cucking boltz?
>>180766676
i dont get those but theyre saying my webms are broken even tho i just posted them in a previous thread
>double ot script
they just keep getting away with it
>47 ips
>186 posts
hmmm nice thread gotards
>train
rip faze
fucking hell, I don't want to stay up for yet another map
>>180765828
What? Who in that team is from NA?
>>180767386
maybe you should not live in a third world country
>>180767632
FaZe clan is american
>all these security people are grandmas and grandpas
>>180767825
You'll have to try harder, my burger friend.
Does Dan have a small head or does James have a big head?
>>180768249
james is almost 7 foot tall, of course he has a big head (and a big dick cuz he's a nigger)
>>180767949
SK is german, yet you still call them BR monkeys.
>>180768565
uma delÃcia
im mad they made other knives rust coats. only the bayo, m9 and karambit are god tier rust coat skins
>casters repeatedly joking about how blatant SK is
lol this "sport" is a joke
>SK, masters of smoke kills today, it seems.
>>180769069
niko too, don't forget
faze is looking very childish in this map
>16-0 incoming?
cry is free
jesus christ someone stop it plz
>Faze toggling off to make the SK macrohacks even more obvious
our guys
faze beat sk 16-7 a month ago on train.
>>180770394
Really activates your amygdala
>>180770551
hes dreaming about poo in the loo
>>180770394
They got destroyed on train at IEM Sydney final and in the group stage two days ago
its a "they can't clip these so lets not even try to hide it" episode
Will SK come back right before the 30 round mark or will they win in OT?
Place your bets now lads
>>180771529
sk won already.
>>180771529
16-11
https://twitter.com/peacemakercsgo/status/879074338410024960
is he going to ruin another csgo team yet again?
"just about time faze start getting their own smoke kills"
nice fucking game
>audience unironically enjoying blatant cheating from both sides
great game gotards
>>180772131
I wrote this week's script. For feedback please email our support mail. Thank you for watching.
>#1 team in the world, back to back major winners suddenly running around like confused novas
this is such a sad obvious throw for the script meme
how do white kids fall for this?
The difference between SK's gamesense when they're throwing and when they're playing to win is so huge
Sometimes they perfectly predict where the enemy will be and make perfect peeks into headshots before the enemy can even react, other times (like now) they just walk around like retards dying one by one
They're probably going to win in OT and it's going to be disgusting
>REEEEEEEEEE
What did the audience mean by this?
>felps see's guys back
>watches him until he turns around, whiffs the shot
how can anyone say this is not scripted lmao
Pretty exciting script desu
where did the crowd go
>>180772659
>trying to deny the OT script
Faze is going to win btw, 19-16
FAZE UP MONKEYS
>taco running with butt plugs out
lmao-ing my guy
And there it is lmao
>OT script
>OT
who would've thought lmao
>15-14
>coldzera suddenly starts getting insta-headshots on everybody
Oh wow who would've thought.
>>180771529
KEK
>overtime
who woulda guessed...
Is this an SK wins in double OT during final map of Bo3 episode?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what a script bois!
What did I fucking say
All of a sudden they're hitting perfect shots before the enemy can even react
esports would be boring without the scripts. just like the wwe.
>>180770606
They poo on the streets, not the loo
are they allowed to just play now in ot? the script probably just wanted the ot to happen now it should be a real game
I love see muricas crying
allu is hacking right?
>>180773279
so is fer, niko, fallen, cold, and kio
>>180773326
taco just used esp to shoot somebody through smoke while his teammate was there
Serious question;
When did you first realize/when did CS become WWE with all this obvious story line script shit? Has it always been legit hacking hvh mm live?
Are other """e-sports""" like this or is CS really this bad?
which one of you fags is that in the audience
>>180773586
LoL started the scripting shit, since they turned it into a weekly drama show with their LCS they couldn't let people just play the game any way they wanted since it often led to one sided games which didn't fit their TV show format. Pre-LCS esports were nothing like this.
>cold prefires everything
>casters ignore it
epic "sport"
>>180773586
CS is scripted meme is probably the dumbest of all time but it's the only thing that gets people to shitpost in the /csgog/ as everyone who posts it are people who used to gamble with skins and are salty it got shut down.
>>180773796
say what you want but cold has positioning of a god
>>180773886
he's literally cheating his ass off, ofc he will have great positioning
>fallen looking on top of blue train
>T is completely hidden and out of view
>T jumps down of the train
>fallen suddenly readjusts and looks at olof position instead
>gets the kill when the T enters his view
Did anyone else see that?
>>180773843
when did gambling shut down?
havent played it in a year+
why would niko peak when he was 1 v 1 and had the bomb planted???
>>180773960
Yeah
He's not even trying to be subtle anymore
>>180773989
double ot script
FER'S AIMBOT SCRIPT BUGGED OUT
DID ANYBODY ELSE SEE THAT SHIT?
Shit script
>>180773960
he saw his head. wow i can't believe how autistic this thread is. id rather comment in reddit
Heuhuehue
>>180774123
No he didn't see his head, that was just the outline from the spectator's view, his head was not visible.
>>180773969
It's been about a year. The big H3H3 video that started the whole skin shitstorm was in July 2016 and then Valve sent cease & desists to a bunch of sites.
>>180773960
Yes, it was disgusting desu.
>>180773586
Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.
Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.
But I'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game
>>180774123
fuck off, you autistic redditor
CHORA MAIS
U M A D E L I C I A
M
A
D
E
L
I
C
I
A
QUE OTA
They won in OT and it was disgusting.
thank you for the easy skins, gotards
easy skines hue
>this empty venue
ded gme
>>180773586
you haven't watched league of legends tournaments... it is way worse.
>>180774181
I love the cognitive dissonance here, you complain about about pro CS being all hacks vs hacks but then also complain about ESEA being a "rootkit" that reads your Steam files. How the fuck do you think it would be stopped?
No one serious stays on Valve MM servers with 64 tic by the way.
Is this the prettiest chick they could find in the UK?
LMAO at that sad FaZe fan.
>>180774363
It's 12:30am there, public transport in London is shit after 11pm on a Sunday so piles left. It was sold out the whole weekend.
>>180774505
No Pala is
>>180771848
He already burnt bridges with BR so he will release a "tell all" book about how the BR scene used hacks to rise to prominence.
>>180774618
why have your final at 12:30am?
poor planning
>>180774618
They can't predict how long it would go or that it would go to overtime in two maps. The final started at 8pm.
>>180774493
>disregarding the truthful statements in his post because you get defensive about ESEA
:thoughting:
"hurr durr cheating" is the reason why this general is ded
EU brainlets can't compete with the sheer power of sopa de macaco
>>180775149
>pros cheat
>people notice it
>'hurrdurr you guys ruin everything f-fuck this general i'm off to reddit!'
>>180774156
>EU wins
CHEATS!
>BR wins
CHEATS!
>NA wi...
oh wait a moment
>>180774493
>there's no rootkits on LAN
lmao-ing
Didn't know a keylogger and reading your personal files i.e literally spying on you helped with cheats
Steam files have nothing to do with cheats btw
>cognitive dissonance
I'm glad your paying attention in your freshmen English class remember education is important :)
>>180775224
You realise there's literally no other site that's obsessed with "all pros cheat" other than here? Even the most braindead HLTV comments don't mention it. This was one of the series of CS this year and all this dead fucking general can talk about is "lul hacking!"
>>180773586
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>180775271
YES AMERICANS ARE THIS STUPID
I wish SK would fucking drop off the planet
So sick of them winning literally everything
They ALWAYS show up in the exact round they need, it's so frustrating
>>180775409
You do know reddit shadow bans people from posting anything under the guise of witch hunting because one of the mods have been proven to be a cheat dev right?
HLTV talk about it all the time.
>>180775409
>Even the most braindead HLTV comments don't mention it.
>>180775716
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2311693/faze-vs-sk-ecs-season-3-finals
Three mentions of hacks, two by a clearly butthurt SK fan when it looked like Faze were going to 2-0 the final and one talking about an "ambient sound hack"? Sure they talk about it "all the time".
It's incredibly dumb.
I love how frustrated kids get when SK wins anything.
I want favelas banned rn
>>180776057
>"Even the most braindead HLTV comments don't mention it."
>>180776057
>i'm gonna chalk up the posts from this thread to mean trolls
>doesn't know what sound esp is
You want me to make a list of threads so then you can go HAHA WOAH DUDE U MAD KEK NIGGER? NICE AUTISM BRO XDDD and deny it some more?
>>180776057
>HLTV doesn't talk about it
>link to HLTV talking about it
>nope lol!
dead thread dead game white kids btfo
just another day at the office desu
>>180775231
/csgog/ is just so full of retards.
why is this game so shit
>>180777034
Amerifats can't appreciate a game for what it is, they only support it if they are relevant, which they aren't. So yeah fuck watching good teams playing good CS let's just le upboat shrood maymays and call everyone cheats and we're done.
Nothing would make me happier than to see Astralis crash out at the major group stage so Thorin will finally shut up about them
>>180768978
My 88% wear turd-covered butt plugs beg to differ
Who
>Only watch majors for the skines
here?
It's not worth watching 'pro' plays anymore.
>>180774351
Site?
When will valve add an "esports (((forecast)))" section to the steam client?
I guarantee valve approved betting revitalises the csgo scene within two weeks.
>>180794140
theyre too busy making skins and reusing maps for the next operation
name my band
>>180803059
The Lesbian Haircuts
>>180728379
Never bring a knife to a gun fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OW-ye5p00w
>>180806182
>6-15 meme strats not panning out and you getting a few kills
I guess you sure showed the winning team
Do you guys play community servers?
Where can I find nice people to play with who aren't shitters or arrognat annoy fucks?
>>180803059
dazed off that molly
>>180806625
Yes.
There is no such place with normal game modes. Maybe prop hunt servers.
>>180807205
>tfw up my sensitivity to 5.4 for shits and giggles on my main @ dmg
>7 mvp stars and top frag
Jesus, this latest ban wave really messed things up, hey?
ive been playing a lot of scout knives on css. are there scout knive servers in csgo?
>>180807649
whats your dpi?
>>180809939
400
>>180809939
>>180810062
Oh wait, it was 5.6
>>180794140
They'll wait until there's a noticeable decline in popularity probably
>>180803059
Dazed looks legitimately happy, it melts my heart
When do VAC bans activate?
I have an account I used to cheat on and haven't signed in for months but don't see a ban on record. Do I have to sign in to see it?
>>180817031
She'll be right, m8
>>180803059
Manlets and the Matchfixing Jew