Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

>>180628558
First for Valkyrie

2nd for reporting early threads to get them deleted

>>180628828
>announcing reports

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*fart

>be clown
>HoS wants to give me something from the brig
>I already bolted the front doors
>we go to the other doors and I already bolted those
>he has to break through the window
>he hits the grill like 15 times before I take pity and cut it down for him
HAHA GOT 'EM

>clown takes the disk and nuke to destroy the spessmart
>has no code
>nuke is actually a beer keg and not a nuke

>>180630072
I hope you had a fun time at Spessmart

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>didn't leave the bar at all in the 1.5+ hours after renovations but still had a good round
best of thanks to both of you guys, you know who you are
no bromo btw

>>180630072
>be HoS
>take my job kinda seriously
>get autotatored
>it's 2 am, don't feel like murderboning, nor do I feel like tard wrangling
>space the entire armory and sec lockers, the officers cap guns as standard issue, call the weapons a hate symbol
>tell them to only use the cap guns if their lives are in danger, else use their words
>tell them that if we raise crew morale, they'll be more hesitant to commit crimes
>wear red pants and a tie, and jester hat, holstered forkful of enchiladas
>we start playing bullet jump rope with the crew and an officer
>later die of my wounds
>help the clown try to nuke the station
>singuloose
>secure my greentext, scientist rats me out
>dick around in the bridge with the clown and some newbie player, tell them I love them, joke around about my paraplegic twins which were actually decoy balloons
>CE singulooses, they call the shuttle
>CMO tries to get me to kill the chef, I can see what he's getting at, so I follow to make sure he doesn't
>open door to maint
>get zassed for 5 minutes
>ship comes and leaves before I can stand
>my dream of playing triple jump-rope at the shuttle was ruined
>every head was a tator
it's too late for this shit, still had a laugh though.

>>180629006
Gondola sprite or riot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7-KidAYbFQ

>>180631132
I approve as long as it's valid

dead game

dead thread

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>>180635120
>>180635192
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG7DGMgfOb8
IT WAS A LABORIOUS TASK BUT I HAVE FREED THE STATION FROM CRIME BY KILLING CRIMINALS BEFORE THEY BREAK THE LAW LAW LAWWWW LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW LLLAAWWW

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for all aspiring janitors..

>>180635515
I was expecting shitposting and instead got an adorable satirical surprise. Thanks man.

>>180635515
what's the purpose of the janibelt or overalls

>>180635639
denoting you as a cuck

>>180635515
>Talking shit about the mop
That shit's a motherfucking murder weapon more dangerous than the fire axe

>>180635760
It's pretty shit besides its above average attack speed and ability to spread contents onto people, it only has 3 force

Wait hold on. Xevonix is Yahir, right? And Yahir got b& for metacomms and general faggotry with Nevill, right?
Why is he admin?

>>180636942
no he didn''t

>>180637016
Didn't they constantly run to help each other without any communication in game though

>>180637093
Plausible deniability

>>180637093
no they just stayed next to each other all the time and when they werent together they were looking for each other for ic reasons
yahir did abuse a grey telepathy bug once and nothing came of it because it wasn't revealed for months that he ever did it
mind you this is all 1-2 years ago and no one actually cares any more, don't try and stir up pointless age old drama
maipai is an admin too and they were much worse of a player

>>180637268
But everyone already hates 3 d a y s and people aren't hating yahir anymore and they need to be forced out of this server

>>180637381
you are a petty person and almost all of the admins used to be awful players and no one really cares
just grow up

What is one player you wish would come back?

>>180637945
shiggy

>>180637945
Joe Fiddler

>>180637945
Patrick Bateman

>>180640907
why was it crammed full of catbeasts at the end

>>180641009
Bdmns spwnin sht

>>180641009

:^)

>>180641009
Something about bar engines.

what's the functional difference between harm-syringing choral and autoinjecting it?

>>180641339
harm syringe can fail

>>180641339
Harm syringe is prone to RNG. It gives a random amount and can be deflected.

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>>180637945
Rambling maniac
The Mexican sec officer drcelt played who was very kind and informative with the crew about crimes
Joe fiddler
Myself

Nexis deadmin FUCKING WHEN? With his sperging all over the previous thread, it's obvious he doesn't belong.

>>180641339

Harm syringe injects between 0% and 90% of the content of the syringe and is blocked by a lot of armor and suits.
Auto injector only has a capacity of 5u and never fails.

one of my favorite things to do in the game is to pseudo-powergame.
it's like powergame but nobody notices, it doesn't makes you the jerk that everyone hates but you still can stay useful
instead of walking around 24/7 on hyperzine i just have a box full of food in my bag.
instead of having a fuckton of chems with me i just fill my wallet with 3 bandages from the boxing ring
i put all my tools on a box and use the belt slot for other stuff like small emergency tanks
instead of using glubs i shock myself looking for the actual wires at roundstart since it doesn't kills you, them i roll around with black gloves or with naked hands

>>180644947
you can find the door wires without gloves and don't really need them for much else in space. The only reason to have them is if you're an engineer and touching wires constantly, or doing building projects.
I really think some forms of powergaming should be punishable IC. Nobody should be walking around with insulated gloves unless they specifically need them.
You know you can also use the plastic bag to store tools and it comes with a box, then use the plastic bag as a belt. It's not powergaming, most people start with one.
And I'm not sure why you think carrying around food is even remotely linked to powergaming, it doesn't do much for you until later on in the rounds and it's pretty normal to carry lunch with you.
Also don't be a dickbutt and take all those bandages because rely on those sometimes in sticky situations. Science can make them, replace them if you're gonna take them.

>>180644762
what if you use a giant syringe?

>>180644947
>food
That you can hack from vendors around the station? Useless and doesn't make you fast with magboots on.
>3 bandages
You will never use, why not trauma packs? You can ask science and they are better.
Toolbelts are better for fast access of tools, you can use your pockets for tanks and not waste the belt slot.
Shocking doors is a one way ticket to a bwoink.

space station 13 visual novel when?

>>180646350
When Shiggy writes it

>>180646778
This is great.

>>180646778
looks much nicer than the resident drawfags

d e d

>>180647202
Yahir drew this

>>180645473
Doesn't work.

>>180650635
untrue

thats not yahirs stylle

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>>180651754
>>180650635
literally draw by yahir

>>180651927
it's not yahir, that picture you posted is a yahir, yahir did draw lots oof pomf, he got admin now

>>180651927
He might be a shitter, far as I remember, but his art is nice!

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>>180652051
>>180651754
>>180651695
Do you think I'd be saying Yahir drew it if I didn't specifically kbow they drew it?

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this is a yahir

>>180652305
who this

Mai Pai is my guy!

Daily reminder to post in the player feedback thread to get shitters banned

It's how you get shitters on the Admins radar, especially veteran shitters that abuse sec/head rolls

>>180652570
PubicEnemaCreamPie is the worst admin.

>>180652268
Do you have proof xevonix drew it though?

>>180652646
yes
mikecari and digitalis would still be playing if it wasn't feedback

>>180652305
Kammerjunk is my irl waifu

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>>180652268
Rip fact I wish I could apologize to xev but he has me blocked

>>180653643
you are a cancer, person-who-is-probably-plaugewalker

>>180652957
Fuck no. There's kammerjunk and sawbones still on staff.

>>180654039
what did they do

CLOWN FUCKING SHITS

get your balids on VGstation today

good job everyone, made me proud to be in red

>>180655267
to be fair,
>station is under attack by clowns
>after it's under control with the help of mimERT, a clownsquad appears

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>sec kept killing my fellow brothers even though all we wanted to do was kill the mimes and make the station happy
Security, not even once.

>>180655267
>VGstation
You have to go back.

CMO was so hopelessly incompetent this shift, holy fucking shit. How was this even allowed.

>>180655362
It's no longer /vg/station, so I call it that now

>>180655267
>>180655356

that mime squad was top, fuck clowns they are a shit meme kill em all
I am sec man
410,757,864,530 DEAD CLOWNS

>>180655356
>Central sends a mimesquad that does their best to help out, even though I have to anesthetise one and get into my elbows in his lungs because he doesn't want to have the gaping hole ripped in it fixed
>Clowns constantly break shit and kill people
>Clownsquad with a fucking HONK mech appears
>They want to bring "Entertainment"
ah yes
I will clearly want to betray central and their ERT for some dickhead clowns

>>180655428
??
I spent the entire shift in a chaotic medbay by myself

I was constantly running around cloning people, there were dead bodies everywhere. Everyone wanted/needed a surgery. I made a good mix, filled the fridge and meat farmed for cloning. I dont know what the fuck you could possibly want.

Fucking validhunters ruined my zoo

>you will never be kidnapped and tortured by isaac
why live

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>that whole round

>>180655605
More like you spent the whole round putting people who should be revived into the morgue because you were completely incompetent, ending the round for 4 people and nearly doing so for another, meanwhile not even having cryojuice in the cryo and leaving people "healing" for hours.

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Any design suggestions on this borg series?

>get outplayed by isaac twice
>beaten to death by clowns twice
>accidentally shoot myself with a banana once

wew

>>180655663
That guy really needs to handle his fetish, it's getting so out of hand that when I hear the letters, t-o-r, I know Isaac is torturing some poor sod.

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Security was a dream team glad i was security this round was extremely enjoyable.

>>180655605
You debrained two people who should have been head transplanted only after a sec officer told you that the morgue trays were green. You literally put workable players in the morgue as a non-antag. I'd suggest just playing as a doctor until you get more experience.

>>180655784
I feel like the medical one could use more medical tools on it
like maybe just some beakers or needles, it just looks like a repaintend standard borg right now

>>180655778
you are either anne hiro or the powergaming faggot sec that ran in and tried playing a doctor and further confusing things.

yes I did fuck up with the bodies that needed a brain transfer but jesus christ that takes forever to debrain two people and then put another brain in the correct body and clone them, especially when Im the only one there and everyone else is screaming for help

also you raging faggot someone ran in and dumped one of the beakers for one of the tubes, nothing to do with me.

I swear to god I hate you faggots on this server.

>>180655784
the service borg looks like a hulking midget, and the janiborg feels overdesigned

>>180655860
It was a chaotic medbay and he was alone, chill the fuck out.

>>180655860
ive played doctor for a while now and this is the first time ive ever come across this shit and now I know. Also how the fuck did that sec even know there was green lit people in the morgue?

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Tch....


PSSSHHHHHHH


you faggot, get with it!

>>180656193
Sec has morgue access, and they were moving through it. If a morgue tray has a green light, it means there's a soul inside the body in the tray and you should consider paying attention to that person.

>>180655860
>>180655428
You need to calm down faggots,the CMO was alone all shift it was a miracle he didn't have a mountain of corpses piled up considering all the shit that was happening,get of his ass a bit even if he made a mistake or two he still did an excellent job for being a one man army

>>180656259
I know. I just hate the power gaming faggots on this server that get so upset on this server if you screw up, this isnt an esport you didnt just lose ELO, take space autism less seriously.

>>180655784
why the fuck is adam and durin the same fucking design fuck you

>>180656394
One's shorter.

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>>180656390
hey clown where the fuck do you think you are?

>>180656390
If you have a confirmed shitter on your operating table, just relax and take your time fixing him. Doing it as CMO might get you bwoinked, though.

>>180656285
>>180656390
The CMO was not alone all shift, when i got put in the morgue tray there were three medbay staff working on shit. Aside from that, it's a fact that solomedbay is the best medbay you can have if you're good because nobody will fuck your order up.

Additionally, if you want to take space autism less seriously don't ever go near medbay, that is the one place where autism is mandatory.

>>180655449
It will be /vg/station until it's no longer associated with /vg/.

>>180656562
"confirmed shitter"
who gets to decide this and will you cry when you are declared the shitter?

tier 0 civilization roleplaying a tier 2 civilization

>>180656285
>>180656043
>>180655605
>>180656193
>>180656162
Samefag.

Also it'd be fine to defend yourself in this situation if you were a doctor, but you were the CMO. You shouldn't be going anywhere near a head role if you're not prepared to handle this kind of shit.

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>>180656534
He is where you will never ever return to

>>180656587
lol god I would have loved to have not been CMO and watched how medbay turned out. yes there where two others but it was their first time in medbay. I had to coach both of them on surgery and cryo/cloning all that shit. and they all ended up going brain dead after 20 minutes

>>180656447
it needs to be a different color at the very least. No one will be able to tell by looking at it what it is unless they have made the sprite themselves.
>>180656758
I post because it makes you die inside when ever you see that I am still alive

I can access /vg/station if I want to at any time. Over the past three years I never once had a reason to and I still don't have a reason to. Regardless I will demand you unban me every single day until you die then you can explain to God why you treated me the way you did.

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>>180656657
nice try. also there is room to learn as a head, I dont care what you say.

>>180656973
We treat you like this because you act like this, you pissbaby.

>>180656973
Okay bye

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>>180656657

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>>180656652
2hotdogs arguing about what constitutes a shitter.

My day is complete.

>>180629290
Please tell me this is a new surgery feature.
>You accidentally hit a vein!
>Clown sprays blood everywhere!

>>180656043
Congrats, you're completely wrong. No surprise coming from the shittiest medical staff that has ever graced this station.

>>180657343
Got new reading material in English 101, eh?

>>180656657
>linking to comments that follow a conversation
>samefag
are you new around here?
need someone to show you around?

>>180656973
>I can access /vg/station if I want to at any time. Over the past three years I never once had a reason to and I still don't have a reason to.

Prove it, nigger. I want you to write "2hotdogs" in front of the bridge and post a picture of it

>>180657410
>"heh heh Ill just ignore what he said and call him a name"

you are upset my friend, go outside and take a breath

>>180657343
I'm not enraged. I just respond because your posts amuse me.
The whole victim complex thing is silly.

>>180646778
Thumbnail looked like a man fucking a robot of some knd

I'm not even sure why mods don't just ban anyone who posts with the name 2hotdogs. He doesn't talk about the game, he just posts /b/-tier content which is against the rules in itself.

>>180657436
Ever since you met me you've needed me to teach you about the English language. You would bwoink me with all sorts of logical errors, syntax errors, and authority displacement. The powers you abused were not righteous or honest but rude, crude, and evil in nature. You had no desire to nurture any gaming community but to twist them to your own perverted games. You did not seek to bring joy, or glory to anyone but shame and disgrace to the human mind. >>180657461
A lion doesn't care for the bark of mice. Nor is he moved by it.

>Saronsen is admin
wait what

>>180657548
Your tears are delicious, cry more.

>>180657635
Tell me more about how I adminbused you, darling

>>180657769
boy that was a generic reply

"your tears are delicious XDDDD" nice reddit meme

>>180657635
>A lion doesn't care for the bark of mice. Nor is he moved by it.
I think you got the saying wrong

>>180657763
/vg/station in a nutshell. Shitters that are universally hated and should have been banned long ago become admins, meanwhile people everyone like get warned or banned every shift.

>>180657635
>A lion doesn't care for the bark of mice. Nor is he moved by it.

So you can't do it as I thought. Would have been a good opportunity to do something interesting for once, instead of your sad and hopeless begging for a ban removal.

>>180657763
He got admin no questions asked and in under 30 minutes, welcome to the metaclub

>>180657901
>>180657908
Is Saronsen even on the discord? Seems to be more of a case of being nuke's buddy rather than of the general metaclub

>>180657879
Yum yum!

>>180657901
>/vg/station in a nutshell. Shitters that are universally hated and should have been banned long ago become admins

Psycho Pass gamemode when

>>180657879
>>180657769
>>180657548
You all need to go back.

>>180658054
When you code it :^)

>>180658023
are we just trading (you)s at this point? I dont see a point to this unless are gonna actually talk about the topic, but I guess your are just gonna keep talking about drinking tears

>>180652957
kolith is the worst admin to have ever adminned on any space station 13 server ever ever ever0

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>>180658142
Every time I ask for something interesting, I know it's coming. Those dreaded words. But I still ask, and maybe someday I will get what I want.

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>he shitposts every day
>on an autism simulation thread
>he thinks himself a god
>this is what he does on a saturday

>>180658174
Giving out yous so much tanks its value, allowing me to buy all the YOU back for cheap.

>>180657901
>meanwhile people everyone like get warned or banned every shift
no one like you Rin

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thanks for the easy (You) hotdog
you're not very smart

>>180659801
pootismaniac Trialmin soon anon

>>180629290
Was this from when Hugh was going around with blood grenades made with his own disgusting, virus infected blood?

>>180645593
I think you've completely missed the point of his post.

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>tfw jannies are cleaning up the thread

>tfw I cant shit post my waifu anymore

>>180661657
Waifu posting is okay as long as it is game related and not creepy and weird in my personal opinion.
It's just all this offtopic shit that keeps coming up when a certain someone posts.
Really needs to be cleaned up faster so we don't end up becoming something worst.

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>>180661657
>he wouldn't risk a ban for his waifu
Sad!

deadpool should stay gone forever

>>180662886
Deadpool was a terrible, terrible admin, a shitty player and is an awful person. I hope they never come back.

>>180637945
Rin "Pin" Fukuimoto

>>180637945
Detective "Joe" Miller

Daily reminder there is literally a cabal of players and admins that have their own private meta channel.

>>180659801
Never said rin didn't deserve the ban. I did say however that rin should have been banned ages ago.

>>180637945
BUSTA. BRING BACK BUSTA.

>>180663839
Are you talking about the #metaclub channel? lol

>>180664164
No, the "metaclub" have their own private discord, they made one because they were too autistic to tell a few people to stop joining voice chat and playing with them

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>find xenos behind library
>clown brings fuel tank
>multiple people tell them not to welder bomb
>hear a boom in the distance
>"JESUS CHRIST WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
>go to help and see the captain dragging another fuel tank towards the xenos
>oh no
>BOOM captain is put into crit and the xeno is fine

welder bombing is truly the forbidden fruit and people just cant help themselves

>>180664298
Oh you're still upset that Apologyman has friends.
Just because you can't make your own. Sad!

The AI upload was a mistake that round

>>180664482
>Sad!
Trump please get out and do your job.

>>180664482
No I'm not the same person you asked about the #metaclub channel.

I don't care, I was just explaining what he meant.


i have friends

>cap uploads ghey laws
>call him a faggot
>uploads laws to bully me, but spells my name wrong
>confront and tase him
>suddenly another officer empties a laser into him and then into me

escalated a bit quicker than i imagined

also another good shift for security, thanks for being an great HoS frank, even though we got assblasted by carp

>>180663648
Really? I didn't think he was that bad a guy. Seemed pretty amicable from what few times I ever talked to him.

>someone ahelped over getting 3 minutes for tresspassing into engineering

wewwewewewe

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>be qt scientist
>do research
>plan to make chems and sell drugs for a fundraiser for science afterwards
>sec officer tells me to come here
>someone in solitary wants to see me
>we go to the brig and there is nobody there
>"oh shit he was a ling!"
>you feel a tiny prick
>get dragged into sec atmos and see another assistant there
>i must make the decision to have me killed or have her killed with the electropack
>she says she's fine with dying
>she is killed
>he brings in another person, the lawyer
>he tells me that i must choose whether i will be waterboarded or the lawyer will
>lawyer says she's fine with it
>lawyer is waterboarded
>i scream for help
>"OH YES"
>the tator is clearly getting off to this
>the lawyer is dead
>i gotten 2 people killed today
>i am psychologically damaged at this point
>get dragged to the bar, fed wine and stripped
>im dragged to cargo, im sold to the QM as his slave while the officer kills the captain and hos
>get humiliated, and had to wear silly costumes
>he finds out i was sold illegally and lets me go
>too disturbed to move on at this point
>castrate myself outside of medbay, killing me
>no one is bothered to see my suicide note
I just wanted to do research and sell drugs...

>>180665217
>>>qt

picture? I'll be the judge.

>>180665217
You were fun. The reason I didn't do more was because I had to DC for irl shit

>>180665217
apparently isaac did a lot of antagonizing while dressed as security but neither me nor the HoS even noticed a thing till he unzipped his laser on us

>>180664383
Just following orders, captain said to bring the tanks.

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>>180665361

>>180665674
>brown
Not cute at all.

>>180665674
>brown skin
>blue hair
>shitty haircut
You are a shit tier waifu. Your existence proves my point that 99% of all WFU stock is trash.

>>180643089
Don't forget his OOC spurging all day yesterday before he got off

>>180665705
>>180665785
thats not brown, thats tanned.

Brown is like angelite or zalika

>>180666126
You're right, that's tanned, and it looks horrendous. You look horrendous, and you probably have a horrendous personality to go with the horrendous looks.
Angelite looked far cuter than you do. Zalika was nigger-tier though.

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>>180664383
also
>heading back to nest
>see xeno tailing it west away
>try to pda cap that it moved
>ERROR
>BOOM

>>180655356
Sec didn't even listen to us when we showed up. We were all trying to RP arriving and Sec out of nowhere killed me first and then stripped my body and took my Bananna Bunch E Sword.

>Officer Shit McPowergum: "ESWORDS!!! CLOWNS HOSTILE KOS KOS KOS"

We all deaded one after another. Then when botany planted clown seeds and new clowns spawned in that didn't show any hostility they killed them all and beat the botanist.

Fuck you Sec, the whole admin bus was there to make the round interesting, not allow you all valid target practice and random murder.

>>180666470
Nice going Gabbie.

>be mechanic
>welcome to da syndicult
>steal sec locker and uniform
>agent ID voice changer combo
>hide as sec officer with yellow glubs
>Cap got attack and was In cryo
>Scan his ID for all access
>Get loyalty implant to complete the disguise
>ask Gabriella to come to brig for questioning about tech storage
>Tortured in execution room
>See who
>Dee fib
>Tell her perma prisoner needs and iaa
>Prick!
>Continue with the torture
>Gabby got boring. Cut her apart with a sword
>Bring a scientist to brig for a perma prisoner wanting to see her
>prick!
>Continue on forcing the scientist to whatch Dee get tortured
>Admins give me bleach
>Kill Dee and muzzle the scientist
>Force feed her wine with retarded cap
>Cap thinks she got arrested for B and E
>He tries to sell her to vox
>No vox
>Sell her to cargo as a slave
>Need to DC for irl
>Shoot cap and sec officer to death
>Try to welderbomb but fail
Nothing like a good antag round

>>180666664
I uploaded the wrong image and forgot to delete it

>>180666787
You outed yourself. Naughty naughty.
Keep it up you'll get appearence banned again.

Don't mind me
>>180666666

>Elon Musk isn't banned yet

>>180666550
Actually there's something you seem to misunderstand,that sec shot you because he thought you were a CLOWN npc,the ones that have been attacking people.

>>180666674
you could have memed people as sec indefinitely before you shot everyone and outed yourself, none of us had a clue there was anything going in within security

>>180667192
Yesterday a doctor chloralled and stripped them and later metagamed and called them out for bombing shit. They were the HoP. People need to stop bullying Elon Musk, he's a smart boy and will land us on mars

[11:08:16]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Annie Rodgers (amikawaii) injected Souhei Saikawa (Elon Musk) with autoinjector. Reagents: Chloral Hydrate (INTENT: HELP) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=205;Y=207;Z=1'>JMP</a>)</span></span>
[11:17:52]SAY: Annie Rodgers/Am_I_Kawaii (@215,276,1) As Galactic Common : Couldnt bomb the medbay so you had to come just be annoying instead?
[11:18:15]SAY: Souhei Saikawa/Elon Musk (@214,274,1) As Galactic Common : Why would I bomb my own crew?
[11:18:26]SAY: Annie Rodgers/Am_I_Kawaii (@215,276,1) As Galactic Common : See previous comments about being actual trash
[11:18:48]SAY: Annie Rodgers/Am_I_Kawaii (@215,276,1) As Galactic Common : You're an idiot
[11:19:05]SAY: Annie Rodgers/Am_I_Kawaii (@215,276,1) As Galactic Common : Dont pretend you are likable
[11:19:11]SAY: Annie Rodgers/Am_I_Kawaii (@214,276,1) As Galactic Common : Eat shit

>>180667550
I had irl shit and had to DC. Shame I had a really good opportunity too but at least I got my torture valids

>>180667604
>waifufag insulting another waifufag for being a fucking waifufag
this is some advanced form of irony

>>180667604
annie rodgers is absolute trash desu, that's more of an example of him being shit than elon getting bullied

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a-am I cute s-senpai?

Robbie Rottens cancer is now terminal.
The server is in a state of mourning for one month

>>180668298
if totalbiscuit the fat lazy fuck can beat cancer, anyone can

he'll be fine

>>180668380
It's Stage IV

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>>180668254
I remember that round and also that bug!
Invisible Man bus WHEN

>>180668298
A real hero never dies.
He'll live on forever in our hearts and in our minds.
Godspeed you, magnificent man.

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Good night sweet prince of rotten.

>>180668695
nice overwatch reference

>>180668713
Forgot the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4

>>180668784
I've never played overwatch, please don't do that.

>>180636942
He also beat someone to death with a wrench as a non antag because they wouldn't stop asking to get their broken hand fixed.

>>180668897
>he also beat someone to death with a wrench
Wowzers, you can see gossip mutation in action right here.
Nigger, he hit the dude ONCE with a wrench. As a Gayylmao, at that. It was literally a fucking love tap. Also, the dude wasn't asking to get his broken hand fixed; In fact, IIRC, he was just sitting in med getting in the way without telling anyone what the fuck was wrong with him.

>>180655356
>get a honk mech
>the ultimate in no fun allowed for anyone but the shitter in the mech
>cry when your shitter squad gets wiped

>>180669113
Yahir LITERALLY turned the valves at Auschwitz to help gas the jews.

>>180666550
ban request it

>>180669635
>have a bunch of illegal weapons
>ban request it when sec stops you

180669793
>pointedly ignoring all context
>ignoring the fact that similar niggery happens constantly
you don't get a (You)

>trillions of hostile clowns due to meetmeindorms spawning clown pods and clowns directly
>mime ert being complete bros and nice guys and help deal with the infestation
>shitty clown squad equipped with full lethals and a honk with no restrictions other than an objective to kill the mime squad

nah fuck that senpai, ban request it I dare you

>>180669938
>clowns spawned with their snowflake eswords and a fucking mech
>sec kills them before they can start killing people or spamming the honkblaster to stun/deafen the entire crew
>cry about it in the thread and want "duh big meany head sec banned!!!!!"

The clown job was a mistake.

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>>180670293
>Greys are a mistake.

FTFY

>>180670293
Sounds like security is the aggressor

>>180670726
>hostile group with illegal weapons arrive on the station
>"WOW FUKKEN SEC WHY U AGGRESSIVE???"

Guess sec should just ignore nuke ops then

don't want to be the aggressor :^))))))

>>180667784
He does it all the time

>>180670985
>hostile
Weren't hostile until sec attacked

Reminder that Rin never deserved a ban

>>180671317
Shut up Rin. Gonna say that about all your bans from every other server?

>>180667604
you're an enournous shitter so you had it coming
also
>stops playing sec after getting a well deserved shitcurity reputation and probably several notes
>gets antag banned for being asbysmally faggy
>starts playing HoP, arguably the biggest shitter magnet job on the server

when your 0/7 perma ban lands we will all put aside our differences and laugh

>>180671648
metagrudging is against the law

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>>180671317

>>180671809
no one cares when shit tier players are metagrudged

>>180672025
I'll metagrudge you then fruitcake, you're equally as poopy for trying to be judge judy and executioner

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>walk into cap's office and give self all-access because the ai opened the way
>spend the rest of the round being tortured and abused by sec
>eventually obtain honk, incur wrath upon the infidels
>executed on the shuttle before it lands because i had a honker mech
>nobody beating me up was an antag
ebin

>>180669398
wtf i love yahir now

Serial bombers should be metagrudged desu.

>borg wrapping everything in medbay with paper
>asked to stop
>ignored
>later deconstructing walls around surgery
>asked to rebuild it
>doesn't

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*blocks your path*
name a cuter station animal than Ian or die

>>180672534
did you HONKED it?
if you HONKED you are valid
if you didn't, then that was pretty bad
>>180672590
name and cKEY? did you ahelped?

>>180672673
I can't.

>>180672673
Wags-His-Tail

>>180672534
as a clown in a honking H.O.N.K., you become valid immediately

>>180672673
The crab

>>180672590
DID YOU AHELP IT??????????

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>>180672673
Lisa

>>180672715
STAMPDAMB was the borg's name, scorescreen just said (Played by: ), I ahelped twice during the shift and once at round end. completely ignored.

>>180672985
go log dive and make a ban request

>>180672673
Runtime
Baby carp
Poly

palpatin on the fucking lose again

>>180667451
Do NPC clowns say: "why hello there "honk" "

>>180672985
They were the wizard earlier and they died trying to crowbar the blob.

>>180673254
#StandwithPlap

>>180672534
>memehorn
>get ass lynched for it

if you memehorn once, it's bad form and you piss people off.

if you memehorn when people are escaping, youre looking at a lynching

if you do it multiple times, you're definitely valid my man

>>180672948
why is dog having a shake

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>>180672673
coffee

>>180673349
>if you do it multiple times
he DID IT and after that he fucking attached scattershot on the public

>>180672715
Even the admin had no qualms about them being beaten to death for HONKing.

>>180669793
>enter and airlock and walk up to a mime and say "well hello there honk"
>Officer comes over and starts shooting you with dual harm lasers
>you whip out your ESWORDS to block the lasers killing you, only rushing the officer when he had you in the red already
>die

Yea Sec did a great job that round.
>They didn't

>>180672985
>waaaaaaah admins y are dey killin me IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO DX
Act like a valid, get valid'd.

>>180673637
wrong one my dude

>>180673771
whoops, i'm a faggot

>>180673826
You sure are

>>180673383
Considering how it's sitting between 2 people it's probably going to the vet or to a dog washing service and it's scared.

can we ban request palpatin for alienating masses during the end of round?

clowns were a mistake
make them into a punishment role again, instead of a free griff ticket
>>180673543
ban request or player feedback friend :^)

>>180674004
>again
They never were outside of Goon.

>>180673543
>have eswords when sec is clearing out the swarms of admin spawned clowns
>cry when sec kills you for being a clown with ILLEGAL deadly weapons

>>180672673
Dessert

>>180674230
He only pulled out the weapon when he got attacked. Try again.

>>180674004
>clowns were a mistake
>make them into a punishment role again, instead of a free griff ticket
I also played that round and I'm starting to think that enabling a clown (like building him HONK) should be antag only

>buy systemshock
>sparq beam cool as fuck
Sparq beams instead of tasers when?

>>180675384
>be roboticist
>clown shitters breaks your window and breaks your arm hitting you with bananium while screaming to make him a honk mech
>second he leaves dump the bananium down disposals
>PING
>admin message: Ummm...... what do you think you're doing??? my friend asked for a honk mech from you??????? enjoy your ban please dont bother repealing
>admin spawns honk mech and revives the clown every time he dies

>>180675384
HONK are way too dangerous to allow existing. Sec noticing a HONK under construction should immediately raid robotics, round up EVERYONE in the department, and then go after the clown. It should additionally be perma for everyone. If after they escape perma they keep building the HONK, it should be execution and the clown should no longer be considered human. Also, any hint of a HONK should be valid cause to enter code red.

>>180676927
>waaah i hate fun
HONKs arent the problem, the modules are.
They're fun looking mechs and aren't a problem until a shitter prints the annoying modules. Which you know, you can stop by taking the bananium.

>>180677045
I have NEVER seen a H.O.N.K. made without the honker

>>180677451
then you don't play when good robos play.
I've built armies of them with useless modules just so people can run around being goofy.

>>180676553
What server do you play on?

>>180677451
>not building all honks with the banana mortar, mousetrap cannon and a drill for all access clowning

Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCxSLaGEyk

>>180679213
a ss13 musical by local highschool boy kolith

>instant brain 50% brain damage upon librarian reading woody's got wood when

>>180677909
>>180677535
this
honk cannon isn't useful or fun for pranks

>>180680147
>tfw once got to be part of a Clown Squad with HONKs
>we all got one module to go in and cheer up the crew because they were down
>ran around throwing bananas and mouse traps at people, trying to cheer them up
>ended very badly for everyone
Fun round.

Friendly reminder that if you see someone sperging out in the thread because they didn't like someone's way of doing things it's 100% Avada and should be ignored.

>>180680437
>tfw once got to be a part of a clown DEATH squad
>giant hooded clown of death
>several other clowns
>given an assortment of weapons from pulse lasers to time grenades
>hoard all of the time grenades
>go to station
>hole myself up in botany throwing past grenades at myself so I don't die and can continue to fire my pulse laser
>everyone is dead or dying
>quickly head back to clownship
>adminclownman tells me that I am the last clown alive and that basically everyone else is also dead
>feel kind of hollow inside but also ecstatic

How do you vocalibe as a mommi? I know it's not in the emote list. Is that just when you talk around carbons?

>>180683795
*comment

>>180683795
*comment i think

ERP was legalized again?

For what purpose?

>>180683859
>>180683887
Neat. Never would have considered that. Thanks.

I've been gone for six months.
Any major changes I should know about or has it just been tiny shit?

>>180681814
t. clown

>>180684203
the hive

>>180684203
they made saronsen an admin

>>180668380
>if totalbiscuit the fat lazy fuck can beat cancer
I thought they said it was terminal.
You mean we're stuck with him now?
Fuck

>>180684487
it WAS terminal, he had 6 months to live, now there's a great chance he lives to a normal age

>>180684487
Yes anon, how terrible that someone didn't die.

>>180684203
TTVs don't git in bags.
Ventcrawling has an unescapable delay on exit.
Skeletons removed from roundstart and given ludicrous speed.
Avocados.
Teeth surgery.

Look at the changelog

>>180684487
https://twitter.com/totalbiscuit/status/824665538823647233?lang=en
:^(

>>180684357
What's that?

>>180684647
don't forget that stuttering while tased doesn't trigger voice activators anymore

First person to reply to this post decides what job I'll play next round.

>>180684671
New away mission.

>>180684671
A dungeon full of supermatter FUCK, loot, and crazy ass creatures.

>>180684732
clown

>>180684732
derelict mommi

>>180684640
It is awful when it's someone I don't like.
And there was a special irony in the fact the guy constantly telling people to get cancer and die on twitter got cancer was months from death.

>paying attention to OOC faggots
>this much namefag thirst
It's like you're here just to suck eachother off. How about you go jack around in your dead MMO guilds instead?

>>180684671
It's a radioactive shithole filled with monsters, narrow halls and tiles that instant ash you.

>>180684748
>>180684759
Well that sounds fun.
I think I've only been on one mission like that in a pyramid.

>>180684797
Hopefully you'll be able to see the irony if you ever end up getting cancer.

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>be captain
>long lingstended round
>not one BWOINK

thats a win in my book

>>180684936
I don't think the tomb of rafid did ever have any great loot at the end, just a lot of garbage mysterious dice.

>>180685067
>mysterious dice
weeeeeeeeeeew laaaaaaaaad
mysterious dice, holy fuck, are you for real? all that for a chance to cluwne yourself?

>>180684969
all the lings were new or fucking bad, feels okay i guess

what if cargo could order mre's and pressure suits when a gateway mission was announced?

>>180685331
Yeah, top of the tower was full of mysterious dice. And all of the real loot was everywhere under that.
At least give me something unique and not something I can find, scan, and print a hundred copies of.

>>180685494
>MREs
These would be functionally different from pizzas how?

>>180685331
>eat mutation suck fat
cocks now
what the hell? why was the eat mutation nerfed to shit? it used to be one of the funnest and most robust mutations and now it's absolute trash.

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For over a thousand years I kept the station safe.
Safe from lag filled messes from trash on the floor to blood gibs on the walls.
This was all done to keep everthing running smoothly as a janitors, this is my job.
Then one faithful shift came across botany.
They're usually known for their kitchen slavery or drug usage, but today was different.
Today they decided to use glowshrooms.
Glowshrooms, with the sickly colour of evil and the lag inducing ability that would put most cultists to shame, were used this very day.
The botanists claimed it was for art, that it gave the station a unique healthy colour.
These lies and trickery fell on deaf ears onto me and those of cargo.
Being supplied by the best equipment known to space time and mankind I charged, throwing grenades and using my trusty scythe to behead the fungi of demons, but...It didn't last long..
Botany use their autistic wonders with malicious intent to stun me and to take my badge of identification, my id.
I was injured by this loss, going to the constable for assistance but was turned down for they had other issues of importance.
I went to the captain for the chance of getting my badge back but my words didn't pierce him...
I was lost, all was lost in my eyes till my faithful friends and allies welcomed me back with weaponry and assistance, cargo bay.
I zoomed in throwing explosives left and right right, smoke filling the entire scenery.
The botanists attempted to stop me taking down my stallion, I ran dropping my cure onto the corrupted ground when eventually I was caught. They took everything this time, but this time I couldn't let myself down, I couldn't let my comrades and the station down, even if I have to go naked I will fight this glowy tyranny.
This time I wasn't alone this time my allies came, we suffered many losses, but at the end we finally won.

You may take our clothes, you may take our lives but you will never take our station!

>>180685606
>funnest and most robust
explain

>>180685605
B L O A T
L
O
A
T

>>180685708
>just literally eat someones head
>eat both of a mans arms at the HoP line while hes getting a new ID
>chew off someones ass

>>180685673
WOOOLOOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOOO

>>180685605
it would be a box with 5 donk pockets, a cold robust coffee and a small food heater with 6 charges

>>180685673
Too bad one of your buddies ended up banned for killing the botanist, huh?

>>180685708
>could eat out of cuffs
>could eat bodies to gib them
>could eat limbs off living people with a timer
>could eat primed flashbangs
you can still eat diona whole, tho, so that's a relief

>>180685785
You can still do that.

>>180685947
You should be able to eat limbs and flashbangs.
Not being able to eat cuffs is a result of changing matter eater to clickbased, I'd consider it a bug. Report it.

>>180685924
To be fair, I wanted to capture the botanist alive but his blue tomatoes made that nearly impossible.

>>180685673
the lag wasnt due to glowshrooms, it was due to black puddles from the blue tomatoes the mime threw around and you never bothered to clean up you dumb fuck

>>180685958
cant eat limbs nor cuffs anymore. or maybe there's some trick to it, but since they added eat as a toggle, you'll end up hugging people instead

>>180686134
I did clean those puddles up. the thing was botany kept making those fucking tomatoes.

>>180686168
Definitely a bug on the limbs and cuffs.

>inb4 thread asshurt about meta winning with one vote

RIGGED

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>"EllyatchaTrodgikika Makes an obsecne jesture with the obsidian rod! God has been shamed!"

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>engineer tells the station to convert to islam or he's going to blow the shard
>HE ACTUALLY DOES IT
>mfw

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THE ONE TIME I FORGET TO VOTE FOR IT, IT GOES META

the person who implemented weighted voting needs to be trampled by Japanese commuters

>>180688336
>EllyatchaTrodgikika
That in and of itself is cancer enough

>>180688336
>Accidentally suffocated self somehow
Serves you right bird

>take engineering pod
>leave pod half a second too early at round-end ship
>objective failed

T-thanks

>>180688419
When will you fix the votes being rigged you furry? There is way too many fucking 1% map rolls with fuckers that werent even playing just voring for meme maps like deff or bagel.

I want Avada's feet in my mouth

>>180688658
I fixed my bug for the day. Stuff it.