d2g the Dota 2 General

>first for invoker players suck ass

How do I filter ade laide

>>180547983
SMELLY DOTARDS

>>180547983
how do I win a game with an invoker picker
it is literally impossible
generally how do I win a game in which I don't play middle myself.

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>>180548037
door is over there loser ;)

>>180548037
the anime md5

>>180548145
i want to shave her head bald

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>>180548038
I INVOKE deafening bath!

Bet you're all a bunch of cucks who has yellow as your fav colo r

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>>180548218
ugh

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>>180548145
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T

>>180547983
>>180548080
Invoker has 10 ultimate-tier spells. I have no idea how people can be bad playing a hero this broken.

His only weakness ("lol just pressure him in the early-game Xd") is a meme since Midas exists, he farms extremely fast in the jungle, can get global kills, has great teamfight presence even underleved and if all things go to shit he still has a XP talent at level 15.

The fact that the Frog still avoids nerfing the hero in a considerable manner baffles me.

>>180548310
t. non primary color

stay mad

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nth for Pugna

>>180548310
>>180548418
bet you think 80's popular music is better than 90's popular music

>>180547086
Hi waga..

>>180548456
but pugna is male
idk who the fuck that image is of

>>180548475
t. new wave grunge listener

blown the FUCK out

Aside from arcana voting valve should also hold loli voting
Which hero's model do we turn into an anime loli?

I'd put all my votes into arc warden

>>180548080
as soon as he gets aghs bots follow him everywhere because he will never use the bots if its not towards an emtpy lane

>>180548674
bet you like think stalone movies are better than van damme movies overall

>>180548749
you probably liked the second season of oregairu more than the first

are we getting some more figma this year?

>singsing depressed and hates dota
>playing the minimum 5 games stipulated by his contract with cloud 9 and then shutting off his stream
>hardly talking, letting horrible gachi music play
what a sad state of affairs

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>Play disabler
>Solo offlane against two safelaners
>Team a shit
>Don't farm jungle ancients or steal stacked camps
>Somehow pull 14-3 KDA with 300GPM
>Miss one combo

"REPORT AXE PLS"

WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUICK TO TURN ON AXE PLAYERS. I SECURE MORE KILLS AND GET MORE ASSIST THAN CARRIES COMBINED ON A SUPPORTS FARM.

NOT MY FALT CARRIES AFK FARM 60 MINUTES NOT EVERYONE LANDS EVERY SPELL PERFECTLY FOR A FULL HOUR

>>180548681
meepo

>>180548874
I want a Spectre figma

>>180548839
why do I get the feeling you like crit-eg better than ppd-eg

>>180548927
>not giving the kill to carries

>>180549014
S A D B O Y S EG > crit EG > TI5 EG > Shanghai EG

>>180548749
>watching either of their movies when bruce willis stars in the only action movie series worth watching

Too big, too rough to be bait.

>>180549083
BET YOU USE CREAM IN CARBONARA

>>180548927
fuck axe players
fuck invoker players
fuck slark players
fuck am players
fuck qop players

only players allowed:
ta players
storm players
ember players
arc warden players
kunkka players

>>180549126
I dunno, I really wouldn't call the Unsplittable Cinematic Universe action

>>180548892
are you watching yesterdays stream?

>bone LC
here we go ez lane ez loss

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>>180548310
>>180548475
>>180548749
>>180548839
>>180549014
Daily reminder these are most likely the kind of grown men that wear shorts. grown men do not wear shorts

>>180549246
bet you prefer using your left hand over your right hand

>>180549246
imagine being so insecure about your legs you post this

>>180547937
man that kitchen is gross

>>180549246
why are there so few fat pro dota players?

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>2017 no brother/sister hero
there are doughturds in this thread RIGHT NOW that will defend this

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>>180549562
cuz theyre all gay

>>180549571
invoker is actually lina's gay younger brother

>>180549562
drinking monster does that to you

>>180549562
real doter players choose one more match over food. If you are not eating just the bare minimum just so you dont fall over from hunger you are not a real doter.

>>180549562
>play computer games all day
>drink water/coffe/soda
>forget to eat all day
>be auschwitz
thats what happened to me atleast, its not good for you though so start eating

>>180549753

>2017
>not having your mommy bring you tendies

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*blocks ur path*

bet you all faggots prefer dual offlane support over roaming support

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Insider here, Xyclopzz will be casting group stage and 1 Main Stage game (a SEA game, since with 3 teams they're guaranteed to get at least 1 in the main event)

>>180550038
*trilanes with silencer jakiro drow*
nothing personnel

>>180550038
>dual offlane
Heresy
Trilane or duolane+roamer

>>180550145
>comes at you with sk jugg cm
heh

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Who /clean/ here?

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>>180549389
i wonder who is behind this post

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Are prowler shamans good alternative to granite golems for devouring?

>>180550209
*send drow mid and jakiro to sit behind her, bring razor to safelane*
(sigh) you almost made me use 10% of my power ...

>>180550383
>half armor and root
ye

>>180548927
Axe players tend to get high on the hero's natural early-game domination and think they can steamroll alone when they can't, so they start doing stupid shit like jumping on 5 without their team or building carry items.

They also tend to ks a lot even when it's not necessary despite not having that great a scalling with items and being extremely efficient junglers anyway.

>>180549562
play
don't drink until you're about to pass out
drink
play more
don't eat until you're pass out
eat
play more

dota is hell.

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>>180550586
>tend to ks
i do that

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who the heck is this dreadz dude and why does he have arteezy tier viewers every hecking time?

>>180550586
>giving your whole team 100+ ms and 30 as for 6 seconds is bad

>>180551030
literally the russian version of bulldog

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I was in a come for 9 months.

How do i get rid of 0.03$ junk now that they banned items betting sites? I have two hundreds of them and they trigger my obsessive compulsive disorder.

>>180551030
Dread go stream zaebal

>>180551098
delet

>>180550482
>>180550145
>>180550205
bet you dont send one support with 1 ward to smoke + to place a deward
bet you were about to say ''why not two wards on the support that tp's'' not realising thats a huge risk if the enemy team also tp out and scout not one of your wards, but BOTH of them
bet you like vanilla over chocolate

I give up on playing meepo.

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DUBS FOR ARTEEZY WINS TI

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TRIPS FOR ARTEEZY LOSES TI

>>180551561
ROLLL

>>180551043
>using culling blade while the buff is still active
>using culling blade at the end of a fight and without being near a tower

Here are a list of the only situations where culling blade should be used:
1) at the start of a fight to buff teammates
2) at the end of a fight ONLY if you're near building
3) against slippery heroes that you can't afford the risk trying to kill by normal means

Number 1 can even be replaced by using culling blade on a creep for the bonuses if your team has no trouble finishing the rest of enemy off. If you use CB in any situation, especially in the mid-game, you're just a ksing piece of shit trying better your KDA ratio despite the fact that you were 2/10 15 minutes in by doing stupid shit.

>>180551483
Good. I'm tired of meepo players with terrible micro control.

>>180551671
I am tired of teams who do not understand that you always lose with a meepo if the game goes significantly beyond the 30 minute mark.
It doesn't matter how well you do, the hero just ceases existing lategame.

>>180551561
GOD DELIVER THESE DUBS FOR ARTEEZY

>>180551561
stand back and watch a pro

>>180551561
>rtz wont win

>>180551617
>rtz wont lose

wtf?

>>180548927
>NOT EVERYONE LANDS EVERY SPELL PERFECTLY FOR A FULL HOUR

except axe has the easiest spell combo in the game

>blink
>Q
>entire enemy team is mentally screaming as you rip them apart with BKB PIERCING hard disable and pure damage

>>180552039
EG will win, but Arteezy will suffer a career ending injury before finals

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>>180552039
QUADS FOR RTZ DOESN'T PLAY AT TI AFTER A CAR CRASH LEAVES HIS ARM BROKEN

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high skill, mega vs mega game.

sitting at 3.1kmmr.

tips on how to improve my farming?

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>TI Qualifiers not for another 2 days
I don't think I can last any longer anons, I've never been so fucking bored in my life

Any english streams following mah boi Illidan on EPG?

>>180552253
>>180552253
>7/10 with glasses
>prolly 8/10 without them
>has strong values like worship

literally wife material

>>180552259
>dotabuff+
Who were you?

>>180552259

Deny more creeps

i just want to have a good time playing dota
but for some reason every game there's these people who don't want to win.

odds: rtz wins ti 7
even: sumail chokes

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>>180552468
>implying it won't be shartouring

>>180552259
Farming efficiency and patterns doesn't mean shit until you hit at least 4.5k. Games in 3k are decided almost entirely by who tilts faster, playing with the team and abusing timings are all you really need if you're actually better than your skill bracket.

>>180551561
BET YOU LIKE BOOBS OVER ASSES

is it worth getting the battle pass and the level up bundles?

like is it even remotely profitable at all?

>>180552770
You mean monetary profit?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>180552259
Like >>180552650 said

Below VHS games, all you need to win is game sense and a willingness to herd retards. Analyze the retarded behavior of other players and exploit this.

>>180552770
The battle pass and levels are for when you realize that despite the Steam sale's huge discounts, most games aren't actually worth buying, but you already have enough money for the rest of your budget so you may as well get something vaguely amusing.

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>artour didn't do shit at the last two lans he played at
>/d2g/ still all over his dick

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WE

How are people still so retarded with siltbreaker?

This Weavers getting pretty big.
Loda might be in trouble here.

>>180552770
>like is it even remotely profitable at all?
yes, it is
not for you tho

>>180552413
Troll Warlord.

>>180552436
Will do sir

>>180552650
That game was pretty chill though. Even though we had a roaming QoP and a support Zeus with no purpose we did reasonably well in the late game.

About farming patterns; I usually just follow my own paths my mind has created around the jungle and try to maintain a rotation with the safelane. Any links to good patterns, recommendations?

>>180553120
i actually wanted to put in some $$ for that kunkka immortal since i only have $3 left in steam wallet

>>180553395
why?

>>180552665
Naa ass over boobs but I appreciate boobs nevertheless

does 3k mmr mean the same in EU and in america?

This clock on Saphira really needs to learn to use the cogs push

>>180548927
The curse of all Blink Heroes:
You blink 1100 units
Team now has to spend almost 3 seconds walking if they aren't close in the first place

!/!/!/!/!/!/!/!/
WARNING
LODA IS LOSING
WARNING
!/!/!/!/!/!/!/!/

>>180553631
real question?

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https://www.twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit2

EU Open qualifier finals coverage is starting. Probably the most notable team is EPG w/ Illidan

>>180553813
yes

Last year's OQs spoiled us with Secret and EG. I just can't get into any of it this year.
Guess I'll wait for the regionals.

>>180553698
i believe EU has better pub players?

>>180553925
I still can't get over the fact that NA regionals are almost on par with china regionals ahead of EU regionals this year
sure, odd has moved to na, eu is split in cis and EU, but still

>>180553698
EU is the easiest region because Russians are just clowns, they know how to play and when to try to win. Once in a blue moon they might get some Turk roaches but only if their behavior score is low.

NA is the second hardest region because dealing with Peruvians is a gauntlet of 14 year old anime autism and schizophrenic misbehavior caused by the net cafe culture.

>>180554187
tl;dr 3k in EU > 3k in NA

Loda stack currently 4k down
Loda just lost a fight off his first BKB charge
it's fucking over

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>you only need 8 fingers to play dota
lmao mobas = baby games

Racks are down
The cuck has been slain

>>180554383
whodat

>>180554383
wtf what is this from

>>180550383
>50% BASE ARMOR REDUCTION
>Autoattack root
Its still good. Even more so since its another disable to stop Anti Mage from Blinking, or Puck from Phase Shifting.

>>180554172
anyone saying that is either retarded or deluded

>europe has twice the teams as it's actually divided in 2 qualifiers
>top 3 american teams have 8 europeans out of 15 total players
>europe has 3 invited teams already for just 1 from NA

of course when you remove more top teams from EU and take over two teams worth of players from EU to play on NA then NA will look stronger than previous years but it's still the same NA players than every year and the region is as trash as always

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>main BTS
>some thirdy shitskins

>BTS2
>EU quals

I wonder who could be behind this.

>>180554478
>>180554502


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLL1HxdcTx4&feature=youtu.be

>>180554478
>>180554502
That's Pablo

>>180554630
dont be pedantic you know what i mean

>>180554717
I know what you mean, that's why I corrected you for being wrong.

Fucks sake.
Team that was beating Loda is now throwing big time

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what now, starcrumplets

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anyone else get lucky with the battle booster chests?

good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere

>>180554674
>Literally SWEDEN YES tier

>>180554827
link?

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>>180554859
THEY
CAN'T
KEEP
GETTING
AWAY
WITH
IT

>>180554984
/pandacasts
/breakycpk

>>180554883
I got the brood rare, the naix ultra rare and the kotl rare

>>180554883
>>180555072
worth the buy in your opinion?

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>>180554383
WORT WORT WORT

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>>180554383
>Pablo
>Penguin
:thinking:

>>180555113
If ur not tight on money then be your own judge, I also got the wisp arcana and the kunka quest +item from it, u might get lots of duplicates from the chests but u can convert the to levels and get even higher lvl by the end

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>>180553273

>>180554383
it would be inspiring if he wasnt from sweden aka country that sets you up for life by default no matter how hard you fuck up

>>180555113
if you have to ask then you're probably not in the position to exchange real money for animated pixels on your computer screen

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>>180554383
Does he actually have 8 fingers or is this a 4chan joke

yfw you realize every hero can have 5 abilites now without increasing the level cap

or giving them more levels

>>180555680
it's real
>>180554674

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>>180554883
>FORTY FIVE FPS on the fucking cosmetics of all places
Dear God in heaven, why do the undeserving receive your blessings?

>>180555680
Dumb frogposter

>LuLda

>>180555680
>a 4chan joke
>frog

Why do we let reddit shitters like you here again

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Your wrist still ok d2g ?

>>180555949
Nah both are fucked. I'm too old for vidya.

>>180555949
nothing was ever wrong with it, i don't play 10 hours a day

>>180555853
>>180555930
im a really drink normal poster, i just had no idea pablo had 4 fingers. I didn't know that w as a thing

LODA HAS BEEN MEGAD

Swedes, man. You either look perfect like Handsken, or you're somewhere inbetween like Loda being goodlloking but having no hair, Limmp looking like one of the yellowface actors from Cloud Atlas or S4 having no chin

>>180556020
23 here and is developing thumb tendonitis.

taking a break right after Summer Sale is the worst shit ever

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>>180556241
>you're either good looking, average looking or ugly

Amazing insight from the gulag

>>180556379
I didn't say ugly

>>180556241
not a /pol/ fag but handsken genuinely looks like milo yianno

>>180556241
too much mixing with finns
danes look a lot better

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>>180556818

>>180548145
awful fucking job at cropping

>>180554883
I really wanted the Necro scythe but I'm glad I got the brood and mana dispenser rares.

>>180556894
too much mixing with germans
norwegians look a lot better

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Who is gonna be first 10k mmr?

>>180556894
asian girls would be all over him
and probably illidan

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wtf i love valve now

How do i play CARRY
Elder Titan?

You said Loda would lose /d2g/and he just came back from mega creeps

>>180557374
Astral
Hit three heroes
Walk in, slap them. Pray you don't die doing that. Win game if you can kill all of them with Orb of Venom + early boots

>go off to get a drink
>Loda won
FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

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>tfw have a quarry to settle

>Loda winning
>Illidan losing
Uh doturds?????

>Loda's cuckstack is 2 games away to qualify to the MQ
Is Punished Loda gonna get revenge on the NiPfags for kicking him from his own team?

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>>180557514
it's funny yesterday everyone was laughing because loda "was eliminated" since someone said that without source and now turns out they are already in the semifinals

Loda literally cucked all of d2g LMAO

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>>180557562
>tfw you settle your quarry

>>180557514
>>180557582
>>180557586
on which team does loda play?

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Good roster change Alliance

>>180557713
stack with cwm, niqua, insania and Micke

>>180557751
>autistic face
>potato nose
>no fingers
didnt know sweden accepted refugees from chernobyl

whos streaming the allfam match?

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Reminder

Lina = /ourgirl/
Rylai = /theirgirl/

>>180558136
both are everybody's girls

>>180558136
What's d2g obsession with posting shitty fan art? Seriously, this is fucking garbage.

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>>180558136
uh
I thing you mean
/mygirl/

>>180557903
you realize that's shopped just so A can gather attention and get more advertisers right? much like sheever's "cancer"?

that's how this business works. the thing is if A qualify for TI now they are committed and will need to cut him 2 fingers.

Sheever was smarter and planned ahead, at most she will have to cut her hair once.

>>180557903
yeah but look at the hairline

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I wish people had the same mindset as me, never giving up until the throne falls.
Even if you're behind 20 kills, highground can turn so many games. But shitters don't understand this and just sell their items and afk without even trying. /end blog

>>180558221
i mean theres really no point in attention, teams wont play worse against alliance out of pite
and you cant gather money for fingers, they dont grow back

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is sheever doing porn now that she can't get paid to be the token female at tournaments?

>>180558286
>never giving up until the throne falls
always hate hearing this shit because people who believe this are naive manchildren
don't get me wrong, i'm not going to feed couriers or toss teammates into their 5man, but sometimes there's a point where it's truly over

>>180558286
>I wish people had the same mindset as me, never giving up until the throne falls.
this desu
it's just a shitty game, play it right

though people in my games very rarely just afk or sell their items - they just play like shit and feed
>>180558337
you are so funny

Illidan is carrying hard as fuck

>>180558286
Seeing as pros gg out of games early all the time because they realise that playing games where you have a 99.9% chance of losing is a waste of time. Making sure the game ends quicker so everyone can move on is almost always the right play.

>>180558337
>atleast 5 moles on her fucking face alone
no wonder she got cancer

>>180558335
uuuh advertisers don't care what brings exposure, if it's winning tournaments great, if it's just being a famous name that gets posted on reddit frequently and plays on most qualifiers, then that's great too

why do you think Alliance still gets so many juicy contracts despite not winning shit in 3 or 4 years?

>>180558221
> the thing is if A qualify for TI now they are committed and will need to cut him 2 fingers.

i want to believe

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>>180558286
A week ago I had this really bad game with Drow, got shitstomped in the laning phase but I decided to just play safe and farm away from every fight. Amidst all that me and 2 other players had to keep the morale up because the other players were threatening to afk in fountain, but in the end we made it and after both teams got mega creeps, I ratted their ancient while they baited a fight in the middle of the map. Never give up dotards, it can give life to unforgettable games.

>>180548927
You can't carry retards. I thought I'd have some fun and play monkey man and then I was made to solo lane against an sb and an sk and then our no gank mid tells me I shouldn't play carry when I have no farm.
It was partially my fault. I should've just went with the offlanr trilane and not given a fuck about safe.

>>180558365
maybe not until the throne falls, but being down 1 1/2 lanes of rax isn't the end of a game. I'm not gonna defend against megas either, unless it's super close.
>>180558379
exactly. what's the point having heroes that can hold highground super well if you're not gonna use that strength and just quit. In this particular case it was a magnus and i was sven, i believe we could have held very well.

>>180558626
yeah wave clear can prolong games really

>>180558496
>people supporting some mutant with 8 fingers
cant see it happen desu

>>180555765
I also got the slark ultra rare ;^)

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>>180558681
People supported these clowns for years

i thought valve fixed MK ult killing the game

>>180558753
cant argue with that

>>180551561
never

>>180558801
they did, MK got nerfed so hard that he isn't picked now

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>>180557657

>>180550020
>level 212
You aren't blocking shit

>>180558968
>loda & mummy
>loda
>not daddy
Fucking cuck

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>>180558968
>loda's chink has a daughter

HAHAHAHAHAH I DIDN'T KNEW THAT

>>180559109
two daughters
from two different fathers
sweden yes

>>180559109
I think she has 2 kids even. Loda is a double cuck.

>>180559109
hes raising two girls with two different fathers

>>180559058
role of father is abstract concept in sweden

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where are these complete newfags >>180559058
>>180559109 coming fro... *checks month* oh

>>180559250
Kid I've been using this place since the days of you swimming in your father's balls so fuck off

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>>180559157
>>180559207
>>180559220

I EVEN USED THE TRICK TO BUY THE LEVEL BUNDLE TWICE, I'M AT LEVEL 570 AND STILL DIDN'T GET A FUCKING NECRO ULTRA RARE.
I WANT THAT SHIT
FFFFFFFFFCUK

why do I lose every game

>>180559363
that's even worse, it makes you a retard

at least newfaggotry gets cured over time

>>180559460
what's the trick?

>>180559460
>buying twice
what

>>180559460
On the market for the price of an arcana you mother fucking aspie

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>I keep here the horses riding this way

could it be?

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>illidan got BTFO by finnstack

>>180559495
>>180559521

If bought the bundle from in-game you can also buy it from here
http://store.steampowered.com/app/633890/The_International_2017_Battle_Pass/

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>>180559531
>>I keep here the horses


you really fucked that one up mate

>>180550586
It's called kill securing

>>180559602
The rest of his team were Elements "Pro" Gaming. Not a surprise

>>180559526
Wait, weren't those immortals untradeable and unmarkatable or something?

>was in a match with col_beef last night
>asked him how well col is looking with my boi jimmy
>says that hes gotten them in shape and they have high hopes

Lol col wont even make it to ti

>>180559691
Yes, except for the ultra rare drops. So you can get slark's chastity cage and necro's scythe on the market RIGHT NOW

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and
here
we
go

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>>180559692
Jimmy is a miracle worker, don't be surprised if they do.

>>180559634
holy shit
thank mr anon

>>180559750
Ooooooooooooh
that's honestly pretty cool, thanks.
I'll wait a little bit, the prices are going down.

But seriously, I spent like 5 times the price of that item and didn't get it. Fucking Valve

>>180559880
>I'll wait a little bit, the prices are going down.
People selling their shit because of the summer sale + weekend sale

>>180559634
Based

>>180559634
>it works
WHATHTEUFKC

Was that on purpose? Fucking Valve

>>180559929
Sheit you're right.

I'll wait until Sunday then. The Slark one is like 3 bucks cheaper so I can wait to buy the Necro

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>>180559634
AHAHAHAHAHAH
NO WONDER THIS FUCKING SHIT SPIKED
THE JEWS GOT US FUCKING GOOD

>>180560003
As a thanks for the info you can do me a solid and swap golden lina for my golden ck

>>180560027
>Valve can only get higher numbers on the prize by selling the bundle twice
WOOOOOOOO BUGGED BATTLE PASS MECHANICS

where did this ebin golden subhuman commando come from

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>>180560062
The only Golden I got was CK too, m8, sorry.

>>180551648
>uses his ult to secure kills and build items and be useful to the team since he had a dogshit early game
>gets mad

Wew

>>180560232
/scg/

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fucking /pol/face shitting the thread

>>180559634
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/633890/The_International_2017_Battle_Pass/
can I get ban for doing this?

>>180560316
Why the fuck would you?
You're not using a VPN, or a stolen card, or someone else's account.

>>180560316
>getting banned for giving valve money

are you retarded

>>180560316
>thanks for giving us $40 stupid goyim
>enjoy your ban for the thousands that did this now
nah, valve arent THAT stupid right before TI

>>180558447
pros are playing AGAINST pros, anon, thats the key difference

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>>180559634
thanks for the free karma

>>180559634
What happens if you try to buy it AGAIN from there? Is there a message?

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>>180559460
Got also the gold thing :^)

>galug

>>180560531
No problem rekddidt ecksdee

>>180560472
>valve arent THAT stupid right
>TF2's Halos

>>180551648
>complain about ks
>justify it by pointing out his shit ratio because you don't care about it
wha

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>>180560671
>assblast the idlers
>they get so mad they replace the halo with "fag" n shit signs
>yet they kept playing

>>180560671
That wasn't punishing idlers though, that was rewarding everyone else IIRC.

>>180560792
>>180560832
What was what? Never cared too much about TF2 besides casually playing it

>>180560671
and then everyone fucking idled anyway, they just didn't have to use textmode

drunken fool's program was a glorified textmode anyway so what the fuck

>>180560832
Nevermind, they removed the drops from people who used idling programs.

Still, we're paying $20 for another 80 levels.

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>>180560556

>>180560904
Valve introduced item system and item drops in tf2
Some drunken fool made a program that ran TF2 in textmode and connected the player to a server that did nothing
So the item server saw the player as in-game and dropped him items, like for playing normally

Valve removed items dropped this way, made a halo hat and gave it to everyone who didn't idle, and VAC banned drunken fool who nows works at valve anyway

>>180560792
>>180560832
OK, if the """""bug""""" is still up when I get back from work, I will do it.

>>180560904
faggots idle for items
valve deletes the idlers inventory
gives some angelic halo to those who didnt do it
ass shattering rage from idlers ensues

>>180561046
fuck

>>180561046
>tfw some people got three or even four because of steam sale server issues yesterday

it's not fair

Isn't Tinker shit lategame?

>>180560904
>>180561082
Actually fool's ban was for a different thing, but either way.

It might be that fool is unrelated to this whole story and I'm mixing shit up

>>180561197
>a hero that can perma disable any hc in the game
>shit

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>>180561182
Think of it this way
There are dotards that dont browse the gulag and reddit and dont even know about this glitch, and are missing out
Even MORE SCHADENFREUDE:
There are thirdies that cant even afford it, and they are LITERALLY BROWSING THIS GENERAL LIKE CRYING WOJAKS BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE 40 DOLLARS
You're on the middle of the totem pole anon, dont look at the fortunate's ballsacks that stand above you
Just enjoy teabagging the idiots below you

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swoll and ready to roll

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>>180561547
>bought both bundles
>got the slark and necro item
>one golden treasure
>2 golden lifestealer items
>2x the kotl horse
>2x broodmama item

Ive been blessed

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>Lodastack looking like a serious TI7 contender

oh boi imagine how buttblasted all of d2g would be

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>for 40 fucking dollars at the right level starting point you receive 30 treasures, the kunkka item, io arcana, another rank double down token and 4 rylai spins
They got us gulag
they got us so good
Every fucking year its something

>>180561802
motherfucker

how far are the qualifiers advanced? is this already top 16?

>>180561881
And by recycling the dupes you get more levels

>>180561863
I don't care tbqh
I always root for the underdogs no matter how big of a shitter they are

>>180561748
I just realised CK is a MANLET
holy shit

>>180561976
This

I got like 100 levels by just recycling dupes

>>180561863
>day 4 of nofap
>anon posts pic
>day 0 of nofap

>>180562048
?
the legs hanging from the torso are fakes, CK is both the mount and the torso on it

>>180562147
did you really

>>180562161
woah...

>>180562161
>the legs hanging from the torso are fakes, CK is both the mount and the torso on it

this made me feel uncomfortable

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>>180562521
>he doesnt want a man fused with a horse whos actually 1 entity but in reality it got split into armageddo and ck
pleb

>>180562773
4

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>>180562147
anon wants his milkies

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>>180562897
maybe next time

is there someone better than breaky atm?

Standin.OnTheEdge

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>>180561976
>>180562069
>think i want to wait 392 fucking days just to sell this shit
>theres nothing really more thats further down the rewards line
>oh wait, trust of the benefactors are a thing
>even though its ultra rare, i have a 1/100000 chance of getting a rarities of the benefactor

>>180562990
anon can fuck off to /b/ then

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>>180562147
>no fap
say no more senpai

why's this yuro fuck running ads?
grant didn't last night

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guys I miss PPD

Tfw postjng the conpendium thing on reddit for internet points and making sure it gets fixed

>>180563646
>valve will fix the thing that makes people give them money
lol

what's the process for making a perfect world account nowadays

i keep not getting the email code

I don't have any money to spend on dota

im sweating so hard right now

>>180557080
>tfw have same gaunt looks, sunken chins and similar haircut
its a really nice feeling
and its true white women dislike my looks and asian girls like me

>>180564085
turn on the fan dumb nigger

>>180563678
Wasn't it like this last year too?

>>180563646
how ddi you buy the thing twice?

does loda still wear the hat

dude would look okay with a shaved head, dunno why he embarrasses himself like this

>>180564174
>fan
>ameripoors don't have AC

wow

>>180564295
Having a shaved head is sexist and toxic

>>180562990
>>180563315
Please, I'm alone and thirsty, I need more.

>>180564174
>not having AC

lmao, yuropoors
no wonder like 200 of them die in a heat wave every summer

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Reminder to stay hydrated dotards

whens ppd vs bsj

>loder's cuckstack is going to win OQ

FeelsBadMan

>>180560316
>>180559634
so you can buy infinite number of bundles?

>>180564736
see >>180561046

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>>180564736
>so you can give Valve all your money?

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>>180564295
>shaming someone for how he looks

the only acceptable shaming for how someone looks are fatness, deformity, degeneracy and being part of an inferior race.

you can shame loda for being a degenerate cuck, not for being balding, something every healthy male with testosterone does

>>180564991
t. baldfag

>>180564991
But not at his 20's lmao

So, why is Earthshaker so popular again?

>>180564991
fatness is genetic

>>180565073
so is addiction

hm really makes u thnk

>>180565052
Isn't loda like 30+?

>>180565063
people realized playing him as a core with enchant totem and aftershock is broken

>>180565073
I guess you are posting it ironically, genetics are actually very influential (some people can eat more than needed and not get fat while others store all the calories the ingest)

but yeah if you have will to not eat excessive calories and do some exercise no one should get fat

>>180565073
Sort of. Metabolisms can differ by a couple hundred calories give or take. This averages out to being about 10-12 pounds overweight/underweight while eating a normal amount. Past that, it's your own fault.

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The smart choice to give you the winning edge.

>>180561748
>he doesn't have the items from the t-shirt

it's been on sale for 5 dollars almost consistently for the past year

>>180561748
>taste my CUMMMMMMM.png
i remember that being from a video
god where is it

>>180565173
only 29