/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for mercy mains deserve painful, torturous deaths

>>180545024
w-why are you being so mean ;_;

>>180545036
Noone would say that as noone expects you to do that, doofus

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Salut

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post cute meis N O W

>>180545103
It happened a few days ago
I'm not saying the person who said it was smart, just that my massive incompetency rarely goes overlooked when I play tank
>trying to take out zen before ulting because i know he hasnt used his ult yet
>ZARYA STOP TROLLING AND ULT!!!! REPORTED

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I want to marry a cute Mercy main!!!

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Here comes T.Racer!

>>180545391
source

>>180545407
i want to stick my dick in this female (male)

bully
>>180545024

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>>180545407
Here comes W.Idowmaker

>>180545391
not him but I know she's a character from the touhou games

>>180545391
I play a lot of Mercy, but I'm not cute. Wish I was though.

Mercy mains are going to turn these threads into TF2 general

if elected thread boss i will send them back to their home country and erect a great wall to keep them all out

>>180545523
I bet you're pretty qt, post boipucci

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>tfw the desire to healslut is starting to become unbearable

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>>180545492
>mfw bluepost

>>180545649
that better not be BSB

God damn fags and their jealous mercy hate.

>>180545468
But she poops from there.

name me one hero that can reliably counter tracer

>>180545649
>>180545649
Give in anon, i'll take extra damage for you to rack up points with

>>180545729
T.Racer

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>stomp so hard people on other team start leaving
>backfills are insanely higher ranked and turn the game around

>being that backfill

>>180545729
i mean poo pig still does 150 damage with his point blank shot without any headshots

>>180545717
ikr? people actually upset at someone playing a healer too when barely anyone would willingly, absolute state of this general

>>180545729
Junkrat.

>>180545729
Sombra, Torbjörn.

>>180545729
Mei 1 shot 1 kill

>>180545729
Sombra if she ambushes her with a hack.

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>>180545649
>tfw the desire to own and modify the body of a healslut to your liking is starting to become unnbearable

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>>180545523
maybe we could be friends and play together?

>>180545717
>>180545834
stop sameposting you faggot you are the dumbshit who instalocks mercy because you cant play anything else and you STILL MANAGE TO BE FUCKING GARBAGE AS MERCY

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>>180545964
kys

>taking damage now stops passive ult generation for the next two seconds

game fucking fixed

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>>180545585
I promise you, I'm not cute.

>>180545649
I know that feel. And god I love that image.

>>180545995
I never play mercy i just think the mercy screeching is annoying.

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>>180545191

>>180546004
why are you being mean?

The mercy mains want to be the dominant species, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen

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>>180546062
because I strongly dislike you and think you're a pathetic thirsty nigga

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>qp
>I'm a zenyatta main in disguise using ana
>a 420+ level soldier "pick mercy anon!"
"how about no?"
>"reported for not cooperating"
"I have silver kills and my friend over here has gold, shitty soldier. you should cooperate in the kindergarten"
>"oh yeah? watch this"
>he ulti and eliminate just 1 tracer
>switch to zenyatta for the rest of the match
>got all gold
>he try to friend me

>>180546142
that soldiers name? albert einstein

>>180546101
You seem to be confusing mercy with the alien in Species

>>180546050
its "screeching" because maining in games is a retarded thing to do its the same problem in mobas getting a onetrick on your team handicaps your team if you either dont need their one trick or they are countered out because they are useless at the game outside of that ONE TRICK

this video is a great example as to why mercy maining is a fucking cancer in this game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K9Q73BL3A4

>>180545850
>>180545842
sombra can maybe work but im no korean to make a drop on tracer
>>180545842
>>180545839
torb and junk will make my team flip and throw

>>180545801
>>180545845
im literally not that good

>>180545832
ill honestly keep this in mind, but as far as i see he gets wtfpwnd unless hook is a afterthought

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DO I THINK?
gays into the iris

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>Lucio solo """""heal"""" doesn't switch to heal during the entire match

Greetings.

>>180546254
Tell your team you're gonna switch to Torb because Tracer's raping your backline and they should stop whining because they're not doing anything to stop her either. Torb is the ultimate Tracer check because he can ruin her flanking fun with one single turret.

why does low sensitivity in this game feel so fucking clunky compared to your generic fps?

>>180546325
Thanks!

>>180546325
Yo

>>180546254
Just go Symmetra

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reminder that Widow is for femdom

>>180546116
but I just wanted to play with you. You're right, you aren't very cute.

>>180546359
>tracer just dashes and ults torb
>"bg shit torb made game 5v6"

>>180546385
Acknowledged.

>>180546428
Best girls

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>>180546264
If I'm gonna be the solo heal I'll just pick what I feel like and the """carry""" DPS mains can get a healer themselves.

>>180546447
>tracer wastes bomb on torb turret
>torb builds a new one 5 seconds later

??????

>>180546261
Pass into the ass

>every time Pharah says copy it reminds me of the copy that guy

>>180546428
i cant imagine unironically putting clothes that ugly on my darling fareeha

>>180546505
>tracer bombs torb
>he blows up next to turret

?????

>>180546359
>>180546447
it could force her to focus torb instead of support.

>>180546394
id rather torb. even on attack, it would at least force tracer to nuke the turret

>>180546607
Oh, so you're a shitter that doesn't know how to play Torb effectively. I get it.

Reduce Genji's health to 150.

>>180546614
Tbh what i do vs tracer is switch to tracer and out play them

>>180546687
and give him 50 armor

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>Most people want to play a mode where people are actually trying to win
>But without the pressure of a competitive match
>Off meta picks, general fun and shenanigans, absolutely!
>It's QP you anti-fun faggots don't take it so seriously!
>BUT!
>At the end of the day everyone was invested in actually trying to win

>QP used to be that
>No ones trying to win now
>QP is an utter crapshoot
>Now people are moving into comp for people that actually do want to try
>People trying to climb, placements, etc
>Most have a vested interest in giving a fuck
>That's a nice change of pace
>Many people did say those who wanted to tryhard to do just that

>Surprise!
>Most of these people going into comp because QP went to shit aren't comp material!
>They want to win
>They're trying their best
>Will probably fuck up and cost you your comp game

>"Go back to QP you shitter faggot!"
>... Nah, fuck you

And it's not like people who want to absolutely shit around and do nothing else don't have a place to call their own. That's what Arcade was supposed to be. Yet they shit in there and in QP.

It is unfortunate.

>>180546721
give Pharah, Genji and Zen armor.

>>180546778
>zen
someone tell me why he doesnt have 50 health and 250 shields

>genji
his dragonblade should do 100 damage and have like 25% life leech

>pharah
why doesnt she have homing rockets? also mercy shouldnt be able to fly upwards as easy as pharah just by following her

>biggest game
>slowest content release
Hmmm

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>>180545036
>>180544872
>>180544797
>>180545103
So I'm not supposed to jump on Widows to kill them or at least make them fuck off?

>tfw can't decide what gold weapon to get

>>180546887
They aren't in a hurry to make new maps or characters since they don't profit from them.

>>180546778
>>180546861
I'd say Pharah and Genji need more vertical mobility and quality of life so we can see them more often in the meta

>>180546216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A25l83m-w6I

I'm sorry

>>180546967
Its a good strategy but its possible for a good widow to kill a full hp dva.
Actually one of my favourite heroes to kill with widow.

>>180546887
Muh Blizzard polish

>>180546142
>reported for not cooperating
At that point just say "good for you" and play as normal
Like Blizz or anyone else is actually gonna do jack shit if you're putting in effort but not complying with some random fuck's commands, and like you should give any fucks about that person's opinion or comments if their first response to you playing a hero is "HAH REPORTED"

>>180546967
D.Va does laughably little damage so it's risky to get into a 1v1

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>literally blow away the pharah ten times or more
>deaf, dumb, blind dipshit running around in the open "someone deal with the pharah!"
>whole team tilts
>DEFEAT

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If OVW was a weeb themed cafe, what food would you want your main or favorite hero be?

>Reaper bubble tea with soul orb tapioca pearls
>Winston banana peanut butter smoothie
>Mercy angel food cake or swiss white chocolate cake
>Soldier:76 military MRE

>soul orb player icon still exists
>soul orbs aren't even in the fucking game anymore
Nice, good shit

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I had a dream that I was put in a GM game and they bullied me into playing McCree and then laughed at me.

>>180546967
Not at all times. Don't just do it as soon as you see her.

If someone got a pick and you're all going in, and no one else on your team has the mobility to get to her/those that do have the mobility are preoccupied, then it's not a bad idea to fly up to her and get rid of her yourself.

>>180546976
Widow

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>>180547008

>Genji needs to be seen more often in the meta

>>180547029
this was very boring to watch, also looks incredibly boring to play too.

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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I just wanted to do a shoutout to my zen mains, you're the best!

>on R66, following buddy zen around
>mei keeps freezing him, but i would just dm her when she goes to put an ice dick in zens mouth
>zen unfreezes
>this goes on for like 30 seconds
>mei ults
>I dm it
>zen kills mei(finally)
>mei switches to reaper
> "hey zen theres a reaper behind u"
>dm reaper while zen rapes him
>finally get taken out of mech
>zen ults and I get back in
>ult for the victory

every other healer's life I save and they just run away, but not you zen, you're a bro.

>>180547438
Yeah and he should get a lower CD on his deflect and it should deflect beams as well to give him more quality of life

Also make it so he doesn't need to land any shuriken to kill someone, that could help him too because at this moment he needs some aim and that's an extreme disadvantage for Genji players

>>180547507
Your performance looks like a person bent over

>>180545964
EU
U

>>180546967
Widow players can't hit shit anyway, killing them is a waste of time.

>>180547583
I don't see it

>>180547603
B-but I can charge my ult wth them.

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>Massive target
>MASSIVE crit box
>Piss poor damage
>Effective Range is essentially melee range
>Slows down when firing make it easy for targets just to back off getting out of your range but keeping you in theirs
>But Defence Matrix on its own makes her over-powered apparently.

The worst part is they will never delete Mercy from the game because she's all women know how to play.

>>180547561
Zen mains are fantastic. Half the time they're more competent than "true" DPS players, and they give good heals to boot. Plus Discord can really really a team onto a particular enemy. That means a lot, since it can with the right timing single-handedly stop a push that would otherwise mean my (and the team's) doom.

Props to you, Zen players.

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I don't mind Mercy mains.

But Junk mains can go fuck themselves. Especially if they're ordering the team around.

>>180547956
Piss poor damage or not, at buttfuck range she has the highest dps of any tank except maybe a full charge Zarya.

>>180548084
At buttfuck range you can just fuck everything into her face which will completely melt her.

>>180548018

Zen mains in a nutshell

>Doing mad deeps in back line
>Jump backline as le monkey trouble
>Put down shield
>Zen dies as nobody turns around to help him
>Enemy team loses a healer and we push 5v6

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>ywn cuddle with mei and try to comfort her after she gets insulted by another anon because of her weight.
why live?

>one guy sperging over voice comm
>another guy acting like he is all high and mighty on voice comm because he isnt being "toxic"

No both of you are fucking shitheads for spending the entire match arguing in voice comm

>>180546264
>Complaining about the heals you get when no one else is bothering
Besides Lucio is a fine solo healer if the team isnt retarded and knows to use healthpacks.

>>180547250
tracers sloppy cunt

>>180547956
>>180548084
>>180548186

D.va is meant to function as a flanker diving tank. Flying into enemies from the side or above forcing them to turn and focus you, while your other divers like genji tracer and pharah fuck everything up.

But its very hard to shoot the other divers with a big fat 600 hp meka in front of you that can use defense matrix any time she likes to waste your time

In pushing team environment just use DM to help your team move closer then use boosters to fly back to health when needed

She plays very very similarily to winston properly played

>>180548004
As a girl I don't understand that to be honest. I want a challenge in my games that's why I try dps and tanks. Why would you limit yourself to only healer, what's rewarding about that.

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>'You're covered, get in there'
Why is it retards in qp never get in there? You pick dps like 4 other people did but suddenly you refuse to go out?

>>180548330
[in head.] oh my goodness a female. *slicks hair back.* don't worry young lady, i will protect you against all the cretins in this thread. *unsheaths katana.* stay behind me. i don't know what i would do if you were to get hurt.

>>180548330

Because they are afraid to do anything outside of their comfort zone. And they think they're "good" at mercy because they played her a lot, and fall into the "Main" mentality

When in reality below diamond theres very very little to differentiate a good mercy from a bad one

>>180548363
It's very easy to not notice that you're being shielded

>>180548330
Pls be in London

>>180548363

Bad players only know how to play "poke the choke"

>>180548363
>be moving back
>get barriered
>go back out
>a second has passed and it's gone
I just don't try anymore

>>180548214
Unfortunately this is 100% accurate to my experience when I play zen, even when I play with friends.

>>180548391
I know you're being ironic but fucking Christ

>>180547193
Hey you can't say that, she's op and needs a full nerf

>>180548410
this, i'm a zarya main and barely notice if i've been shielded unless it soaks up a ton of damage or saves my life
it needs a better telegraph than 2 lines on your peripheral

>>180548004
theres symetra tho

>>180548391
This is actually super effective pick up line nowadays.

let's have it this way, if you let the enemy team mercy live for more than 7 seconds then you are already garbage and deserve to lose, reminder she has 0% pick rate on APEX

>oh wots this train with luciobots to enhace my tracking?
>well i suppose i should try once at least
it was like lucioball

i was the ball

>>180548363
Bubble the other tank.

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contemplating suicide

>>180548709
How do you even manage to start out this low?

Do you realise just how horrific this rank is?

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>>180547561
>>180548018
I cannot express the feeling of joy your words bring in my heart

>>180548701
There is usually no other tank. It's Hanzo, Widow, Gengi, Mcree, and Junk.

That's what I see in QP a lot when I just want to practice a bit.

>>180548743
living nightmare for 5 seasons, m8. i think i fuckin realize.

>>180548214
A Zen that can't 1v1 a monkey, weeb, or lesbo should know not to fall too far back, that's on him

>consistently gold in obj time even when playing dps or def
I don't like this feeling

>>180548709
Buy a new account, you shouldn't be that low with a w/l like that - but since its still less than 1 you'll never get out of bronze

>>180548472
What you mean?

>>180548768
I have an average of 2 minutes objective time as Torb
HARD WORK

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>>180548403

As much as I think Mercy is the easiest character in the game from a technical standpoint, you'd be surprised how garbage people can be with her, even at high Masters level. Terrible positioning, healing prioritization, and they resurrect at the single worst times ever. It completely baffles me.

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>>180548768

DPS shouldn't stand on the objective constantly.

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>>180548753
YOU DA MAN!

>>180548832
He means treating the choke like a chest high wall in a cover shooter and not the funnel of doom that you should minimize your time in

>say something encouraging in chat
>get flamed
>flame in chat
>get flamed
Is the ultimate way to play comp really to block all your teammates and never talk?

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>>180548753
¡APAGANDO LAS LUCES!

[BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT]

>>180548767
Weeb is viable, Lesbo is doable, but a monkey that knows what they're doing is just fucking untenable. You can't do enough damage to pop their shield and even if you try to run you're just not fast enough to get out of range of the second jump.

>>180548905
I know
The problem is nobody else is willing to

>>180548765
>5 seasons
>in bronze

do you have some kind of motor sensory disease? cerebral palsy?
I dunno anon, watch some youtube vids on how to improve? i feel just map knowledge and game sense can take you farther than bronze.

>>180548976
Was it jesus symbolism?

>>180547561
>>180548018
>>180548753
I'm godly at zen but main tanks because supports are oversaturated and noone plays tanks, is zen really the way to climb?

>>180548854

The biggest difference is the difference between a mercy that gets dived and dies, and a mercy that manages to live through divers like pharah and genji and tracer.

Although that is half to do with how well your team protects you. If you dive mercy then dva instantly protects her with a defense matrix, theres nothing muchy you can do other than abandon the dive.

>>180548832

Rather than group up and take an alternate path, or charge ults and do a coordinated pick off attempt, or any number of actual logical strats, bad players will simply flock to the choke and stand there, constantly ducking back and forth in and out of cover.

Getting hit, and getting a couple hits in. Until they either die, or get bored and after a little while try a flank on their own, then die.

Even if an enemy dies, do they press the advantage? Non. Never leave the choke.

Their teammates are dying, back up and get to safety? Non. The choke is love, the choke is life

>>180549050
Nah, that was the Matrix

>>180549103
everyone loves zen, he heals you AND lets you shred tanks

>>180549005
I take out incoming monkeys all the time. If you back straight away they don't have a choice but to walk in a straight line if they want to keep you in their tickle gun, which means easy crits. Plus I always keep an ear and eye out for them if I know they're in game, and usually have two or three shots on m2 charged up before they land.

>get the same plat guy on my team in two matches back to back in my gold comp games
>he instalocks dps and acts as if the rest of the team is why we lost
>lose both games
>get put against him on my third game
>completely fucking stomp his team and i made it my mission to fucking hunt his ass down whenever he was alive

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PROPAGANDA IS USELESS

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>>180549103
If your DPS is shit then zen is an easy carry hero. If you have shitty tanks tho it can be impossible to do it. Having a good Dva or Zarya makes it really easy. But if you have shitty healers then carrying as tank is nearly impossible. You just can't do everything by yourself which kinda sux

>>180548905
>tfw get gold objective time on payload defence as Sombra

>>180549265
Shes a mexican anime girl in a gaijin world

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>>180549265
SCANDALOUS LUNCHES

>>180549327
>dps sucks
>cant switch to zen because instalock mercy and lucio
>healers suck
>which means i cant carry as a tank

you just cant win in this game

What nationality should the next hero have?

>>180549496
Italian

>>180549496
British

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>>180549428
abogado las luches

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>>180548256
Think they meant he stayed in speed song all game and never switched to his healing song. That would indeed suck.

>>180548330
Some faggot on Reddit posted a study about how girl gamers pick characters and now everyone is taking it like gospel truth.

Mercy is mechanically simple to play and she provides something everyone needs. Even if you suck at the game you can't really fuck up with Mercy.

That said, your basic "i barely know how to play this game" Mercy player is laughably easy to outzone and eliminate. The people bitching about her are a complete joke and need to uninstall if they're having trouble with Mercy's.

They're clearly as inept as the bitches they're bitching about.

>>180549334
>tfw get gold damage and eliminations as sombra and EMP 19 people
>everyone compliments Mercy

Y-you too...

>>180549496

It's Doomfist, so KANG

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>>180549265
>EMP Genji and Hanzo
>No impact because they were already useless before it

Buff Sombra ult pls

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Post your All Modes. Others guess your border.

>>180549621
thats the problem im not complaining that she is "op" im complaining that her playerbase fucking sucks

Why is everyone so certain that Doomfist is a nigger?

>>180549496
Urmomian

>>180549714
Would Terry Crews really voice a white boy?

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>update today
>no patch notes

>>180549714
He's a natural athlete, and so well-spoken, too!

>>180549780
No there wasn't fuck off

>>180549630
Talon just gets no respect when winning
>Reaper never gets noticed outside potgs
>Widow only gets votes if she singlehandedly tears apart the enemy to the point where its a solo carry
>Nobody even notices Sombra cards
Its a rough life

>>180549832

There literally was.

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thoughts on todays games? im sad about them

>>180549864
There literally wasn't.

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>Playing D.Va
>Actively shooting and essentially staring at enemy Pharah
>She's shooting back so she's definitely aware of me
>She ults

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>>180549694
Yes. Most Mercy players are shit. So... fucking kill their shit healer and win? What's the issue for you at that point?

>>180550001
N A N I
S
O
R
E

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>>180549945
is this real

>>180549945
What are the columns?

>>180550169
Fuck off just answer the question

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>>180549576
AVOCADO MAS DULCES

>>180550169
date | sr | heroes played | notes | one tricks

>>180550135
?

>>180549621
>The people bitching about her are a complete joke and need to uninstall if they're having trouble with Mercy's.

I just want her gone because she's a shitter enabler.

>>180550032

Because she's surrounded by a team that doesn't suck that carries the Mercy player for doing nothing but alternating 2 mouse buttons and waiting to super. You're a retard so you think it's because everyone can't "kill the healer," it's more like "this character shouldn't be in the game."

>>180549960

I had a 300 mb update and I played last night.

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>our backline Hazno and Zen combined can't deal with a winston

>>180548363

because I'm low health, need to reload, and the bubble lasts like 3 seconds.

wouldve been better before, you fucking slow.

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>>180549945
Damn, thats pretty bad luck broseph
I hope you reported them all, remember Blizzard is always listening and cares about your experience ;)

>>180550462
>like 3 seconds
Wrong.

QP Zarya is bad unless you have someone who's guaranteed to jump into the fray like a Reinhardt or Reaper, otherwise your opportunities to bubble will be nill since no one will trust you to bubble them as they run in.

>>180549496
hammond will be a lunarian

doomfist will be latverian

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>>180550393
>NO ANON REALLY SHE'S SOOO BAAAD WAAAAAAAAH
>Can't win a 5vs6

>>180549496
Give me an inch, give me a mile.
>Serbian Nationalist who hates Omnics, Overwatch and GLOBALISM
>Offense melee hero who uses a shitty soviet era pistol for his m2 and baseball bat for his m1
>first ability is use battle drugs that increases attack speed and/or movement speed
>second ability causes you to throw the baseball bat at an enemy, stunning them and causing damage. Can't use m1 until you pick it back up or about 10 seconds pass
>passive increases movement speed depending on the number of enemies around you
>dance emote is just him playing God Is a Serb on the accordion

>play mercy
>rez gets cancelled twice after the sound plays
>team chimps out

Time to play DPS exclusively.

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>>180550694
I wish bubble lasted three seconds desu

>>180549621
>>180550032

You keep saying "Mercy players are shit" as if that matters when you're playing mercy

>Get attacked
>Press shift
>Teammates defend you
>Hold m1 to heal people
>Hide then press shift and q to reverse teamfight

The hero is as brain dead as brain dead comes and the only reason people like her presence in the game is the fact that shes easy for bad players and girls to play

>>180550958
Thats a smug mercy o:

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>>180550001
>be Dva
>fighting a pharah up in her face
>she accidentally presses q
>floats 2 ft above the ground spazzing about justice
>after ult she gives up and sits there while I blast her face off

nothing is more satisfying. also I'm sorry you lost your quads, you were so close.

Why is this game so thin on content? It's been out for a year and there isn't any kind of PvE that advances the plot, it took them a year to release 3 heroes and 3 maps.

Why aren't people pissed about this?

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Which one?

>>180551136
Uprising was PvE but it didn't advance the plot.

>>180551136
They had a good pve event awhile ago.

>>180551207
>tiny tits
>tiny tits
>tiny tits
>fat
none of them

>>180551220

It was also timelocked so you can't play it anymore.

>>180551095

What? if people are good they'll just kill you when you play as Mercy so I think there's a little more to it than just that

>>180549496
Turkish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>180550958

>Serbian Nationalist who hates Omnics, Overwatch and GLOBALISM

So, Zarya

>>180551136

>Buy multiplayer pvp shooter
>Expect story and pve content

>Game launches with 12 maps across 4 modes
>And 21 heroes

>Blizzard adds 3 heroes, 7 maps (The 4 arean maps), several new modes, 5 seasonal events (With 5 new modes, 2 of them pve modes with story content, and 2 seasonal only maps)

I dont get the complaining
I've owned the game since launch and been very pleased with the content

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>>180551136
>implying there's a plot/general to this game

>>180551207
Tracer is the only one without a messed up face

>>180551286

>Killing a mercy when she's guarded by zarya/winston/dva etc.

I think theres a little more to it than "i am pro genji watch me dash and frag this charlie"

>>180551341

Yeah, there is nothing to do in the game besides play other people. Even fighting games which revolve 100% around fighting other people have things you can do in singleplayer. They also wank the lore of this game with a canned novel and comics and shit but none of it is actually in the game. Except Uprising which you could only play for a month or however long that was.

>seasonal
>seasonal

>>180551341
Yeah, a tiny male Zarya.

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>>180551207
>that tattoo

>>180551478
I think they are building up to pve content being permenant

>>180551427

Shes legit the only one with a messed up face
>>180551207

D.va becuse long hair and tits
I need tits to work with

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>>180551592
My goodness an ass like that should be illegal

So what was the hype shit all about

Are we getting to see some shit tonight?

>>180551737
Shit, yea.

>>180551093
with the downtime it has it should last 4 seconds but shooting at the bubble is sucha good defensive mechanic, it would make it too powerful

>>180551737
I thought she was just hyping up that her and lucio's VA were going to be at an anime con

who the fuck is Stylosa my friends keep memeing about him

>>180551936
A British clickbaity youtuber with a pretty nice cock

>>180551936
a your overwatch type platinum populist youtuber who reads reddit posts for his videos

>>180551936
Time to find some new friends

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Why are players in QP so weak minded?

I'm emoting and a Genji kills me and I poke fun at him by asking him if he is a pro Genji and his team calls me salty.

Then in another game we win in Hollywood and the other team spergs about our lineup by cancer.

So weak. So sad.

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>>180546550
that's a cool looking outfit
especially compared to the last shit she got in the game

>having to explain to people why you shouldnt be saving your ult charge the entire fucking match

I fucking hate comp

>>180552021
Calling other people salty lets other people know you're not salty

So when is Blizzard implementing their Jewbox changes.

>be you
>be in skirmish
>see someone dancing or sitting down
Wat do?

>>180552147

Wonder why skirmish is no longer disabled.

>>180552047

>he doesn't like Raindancer

>>180552147
Wonder how I got in skirmish since I've had it disabled since release week.

>>180552147
I jump on top of them and sit down on their head.

>>180552147
sit facing them, or perhaps dance depending on how im feeling

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>>180552175
What? I'm talking about Bedouin which is pure crap

>>180552212
this

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>Chu wants R76 themed joycons

STOP THIS MAN

>>180552289

Somehow I missed the word "last."
Bedouin is indeed crap and I don't know why people keep saying it's good.

>>180552047
>implying Pharah (justice lover, military veteran) would be against law enforcement

Fuck off.

>>180552313
Overwatch on Switch when?

>>180551982
>>180551995

wew no kidding, it's like he's glued to leddit and gets insta 600k

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Pharah is best Imouto.

>>180552429
I dont own a Switch, but wouldnt the controls be awkward? I think they would have to release a controler.

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>Get nano'd
>kill 3 people
>get rez
>rez team
>take point and win
>POTG
>no epic

>>180552523
Gyro controls worked really well on splatoon so I assure you it'd be way better than the PS4 or XBOX versions.

>>180552047
>no pharah midriff skin

Fucking Blizzard

Man I hope they don't do R76 in canon
Ana76 is so fun

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>>180552570
>Ana using nano boost on Mercy
Shit duo detected

>>180552672

Ana can't be shipped with anyone since she canonically fucked John Redcorn.

>>180552630
>summer skin is a 2 piece with a water jet on the back
hold ye hopes

and pants

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>>180552061
>2nd point attack on anubis
>we all have ult
>waiting for rein to hammer down so i can self destruct
>they have no shields to block it besides winston, who keeps dying diving our backline
>rein never ults, just walks down main until his shield breaks then charges and dies
>happens twice in a row
>4 mins left, i launch my ult out of frustration
>kill mercu and s76
>proceed to eat pharah ult, then kill pharah
>by now my team is taking the point
>rein solo ults monkey
>we end up getting 65%
>no other teammate used their ults

USE THE ULTS FFS, WE HAD A MERCY REZ TOO!

>>180552672
Jack's one true pairing is with his PTSD

>>180552672
They'd be fucking retarded to make Call of Duty man gay. Not to mention it would mean a big part of the downfall of Overwatch was two gays having a hissy fit at each other.

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>Defending Kings Row, playing pharah, on voice
>Female Mercy main on our side
>First fight, holding at the choke
>Mercy gets hooked and pulled right into their team
>Somehow survives and runs into the little shop
>enemy team doesn't kill her just bully her into the corner
>She starts wailing on Voice
>"they're raping me, guys help me, they're raaaping me"
>Their team isn't pressuring us any more
>take a look
>our Mercy is in the middle of their team as they push up against her and crouch up and down
>Mercy moaning on voice
>Our junk joins me on the hotel balcony watching this
>Share a look with him and he shakes his head in disgust
>Leave mercy to it because none of their team is pushing

Healsluts are fucking crazy.

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>>180551095
Yes. If the Mercy is shit they're basically down a player. You kill her and sweep the match. She will be very easy to kill. If the typical Mercy she's also a one trick. Don't expect that she'll switch or anything. She has shit map awareness. Zero concept of zoning. Will often fly into the danger to pocket heal her bf.

If said Mercy is not killed, congratulations. You're team is the more retarded one. If she has basic map awareness, breaks out that pistol occasionally, and can strategically shift around and coordinate with her team? Maybe she's not a bad Mercy and you were outplayed.

Being a simple character to play doesn't make her bad.

>>180552713
>doesn't have any pictures of john redcorn in her little hideout despite being connected to some kind of internet
>Implying it wouldn't be spicy as fuck if Jack and Ana had a thing despite John Redcorn Or if Jack was actually Pharah's dad
>Not even in a fetish way

>>180552941

That sounds incredible.

>>180552672
It would be a matter of what Blizzard wants.

Do they alienate the chads that main 76 by making him gay

or

do they want the lqbqt audience to support them for life?

>>180552941
>"This place makes me sick."

>>180553017

They wouldn't do that because it would make Ana look imperfect and it's clear by now Ana is their waifu. Seriously, it's not gonna happen.

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>>180551737
No, just shitty D.Va merchandise.

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how do I get good with doomfist

rate my friend's video /owg/
https://youtu.be/cU1S-5bnzqE

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>>180552672
>fun
>Ana traveling with a depressed old man who can't get over his edgy boyfriend and drinks by himself
>when she could be traveling with MILF man McCree
>fun

You have awful taste m8

>>180553281
Watched 10 seconds, it's shit m8

>>180552946
>There are Mercy players that don't pull out their pistol at all

When you learn when switching to your pistol is better than healing on certain situations, Mercy almost seems OP.

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I just earned enough for a golden gun. Already got:

>McCree
>Zenyatta
>Sombra
>Reaper

Who should my 5th be? If you can name a good skin to go with it, that would be great

I play everybody.

>>180553374
Tracer with Posh.

>>180552817
What's the difference? They are still having a hissy fit over nonsense either way. Relationship or not, the only way to make this feud not look like a joke is if the reality is that the UN embellished the report to make it sound like the two of them were trying to kill each when it was anything but the truth. Gabe was set up, and/or Jack misinterpreted events and now they are both bitter.
If it stays "I was wanted to be strike commander, waaah!" it's still a hissy fit.

>>180553374
Reinhardt + stone skin

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>>180553447
That's really tacky

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>>180552778
>Have Self Destruct ready
>Zarya also has ult
>She waits until I'm dead before using graviton surge every fucking time.

>>180551207
>D.Va is a fat white chick with a giant ugly tattoo on her stomach

>>180553550

Why is she making some sort of Dreamworks face?

>>180553550
It's the best looking skin for golden guns.

anyone got links to more in depth character guides? most of the ones i find are "press q to do ur ult" tier

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>>180553593
She's got Mei syndrome

>>180553054
>Do they alienate the chads that main 76 by making him gay
Making him bi would be the best way to bypass this problem. Being bi would not bother the chads as much as full on gay.
Make Reaper the gay boy. He plays dress up, sways his hips on demand, and wears tight leather pants anyway.

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>>180553695
Genji:

Do Deflect and Dash combos for 3 minutes
Wait for one or two teammates to die from sponging the enemy team's threats like Roadhog hook and McCree flashbang
Press Q to do your ult, mash your keyboard and get all the credit for the victory

>>180553572
If Akko dies on Sunday, I'm legit going to break down and cry.

>>180553970
The anime is shit to be honest the two OVAs were far far better.

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>>180553215
Focus on building up his ultimate which brings in his brother for extra support for a short while

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The new map is lame.

>>180554108
I liked first part of the season where it was mostly slice of life. I don't really care about a main story line. Just witches learning spells at a magic school is cool with me.

>>180554108

What happenen in LWA anyway? I dropped it after 5 episodes because it was so slow and the writing was so dumb.

>>180553215
doomfist is live on ptr?

>>180554174
if you are not a sniper it sucks

if you like diving or pubbing in QP the map kinda sucks

if you like shieldmeta its alright.

distance between point A and B needs to be bigger.

>>180551207
SAD

>>180553330
>Two cute old people that obviously had feelings for each other but let time pass them by and are now bitter and lonely learning to love each other again during the worst times of their lives isn't fun

>I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinking you're the other one.
No seriously, what DID he mean by this? I know it's a movie reference but I don't get what it's supposed to be saying.

so when are we getting a new hero
preferably this time they're good

so is the new map supposed to be hard to defend?
it feels so random with all the entrances everywhere

i feel like all the times my team has successfully defended on either point was because the enemy dps is literal retard tier

>McCree buff
>His ultimate is now something completely different
There, fixed McCree

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>>180554496
Maybe next month. They'll need something between Horizon and summer games.

>>180554291
It got worse when the story actually kicks in believe it or not.

>>180554260
Aye. 12 episodes trying to keep more in line with the OVAs would have been better.

>>180554391
Fun's probably the wrong word. Sweet, maybe.

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>>180551207
Symmetra player is legitimately attractive

>>180554519

>McCree buff
>gets a level action rifle as a secondary

>>180554391
>Two cute old people that obviously had feelings for each other
You're honestly a bit delusional if you think that's even close to the canon we have now.

Charlet Chung has some nice titties

>>180554583

What happened? Spoil me, anon.

How big are Tracer's hitboxes? I always seem to get one hit by Hansos who are just randomly spraying.

>>180555017
Wider than Symmetra's or Sombra's apparently.

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>>180554779
>He summons a motorized patriot from Bioshock Infinite

>youtubers now clickbaiting and fearmongering saying playing orisa is bug exploiting and a bannable offense because when you ult you can immediately start charging for your next ult

Have your special announcement https://youtu.be/ZX0DutLp7Rw

>get frenchie stack into team
>they all have mics
>but they're not using them to say info, they're using them to scream into them and blame me, who has gold hero damage for "being shit"
Every single terrorist attack in France is a blessing on this world.

>>180555141
WOW TOTALLY WORTH THE HYPE WHOA THATS SO AMAZING GEEZ MY DUDES IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

I hope these fucking people choke on dick

Mostly this stupid looking gook cunt


Watch reddit eat it all up

>>180555017
her hitboxes are pretty big if ya catch my meaning

>>180555141
Uh? I know it wasn't an animation nor a comic so I had no expectations.

>>180555063
Is it their hitboxes or his arrows being massive?Its incredibly frustrating when I'm constantly moving and using the leaps but a Hanso one hits me.

>>180555262
>>180555017
I'd like to hit her box...

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>>180553778
what's that supposed to mean anon?

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>Be Turbolesbian
>Shoot Zarya at body
>Inmune to damage
>Shoot Zarya at head
>Gets one clipped

>>180554809
Jack and Ana aren't really cute, but you don't leave retirement at 60 to become a goddamn sniper superhero again and join a single man on his insane revenge crusade knowing full well it's going to lead to his destruction because you're good work friends. Ana has a daughter out there, for god's sake.

It MIGHT be less than romance, we haven't gotten that much clarification yet - but I think the idea that Jack and Gabe had romance going on is seriously stretching from what we've been given while Jack and Ana have all these voicelines indicating that they were super close.

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>>180555091
Well I know who I'll be playing for a bit. Thanks anon.

>>180555346
A bit of both. Try to avoid getting into Hanzo LoS if possible because he's always going to be spamming hoping for that kill.

>>180555141
>>180555220
Reminder that what people who work on something think is "cool" and "exciting" and what most people would think of when hearing those words is usually vastly different.

Reminder that if you expect the biggest possible announcement (in this case, an animated short or new hero or something) when a single staff member says "Yeah I think it's really cool", you are consistently setting yourself up for disappointment. There was no reason for you to get insanely hyped, you just ran way, way too far with it.

>>180555141
HAHAHAHA WATCH REDDIT GOBBLE IT ALL UP TO HIDE THEIR RAGING AUTISTIC ANGER

KEK
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