Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

>>180541874
First for miners.

Second for a quick rundown on that Shiggypiggy fellow

>>180542182
he is the arch nemesis of Sunshine Goodwin

Lynch everyone

Lynch a beekeeper today.

Paradise fixed Grey heads, port this shit
https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/7617

Alri lads, haven't played SS13 for about 2 - 3 years now. Thinking of getting back into it, I played everything but the Captain/Atmos competently. What's changed?

Do we still play the usual vanilla station or do we have wacky maps?

If Pomf still about?

>>180546658
Current maps are Box, Meta, Defficiency, and Bagel.

Pomf is still hosting but isn't active.

>>180546658
fuck off retard

>>180546658
Pomf OD'd and is kill, now he's a salty ghost that sells ice cream

>page 10
Nice general

>>180549451
wow its almost like its 6AM where most players from this server live

Anyone have a link to the main discord?

>>180549819
right here partner

https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>>180549819
Second dis. I only have the Coderbus Discord

>>180549819
fuck off retard
>>180550250
FUCK OFF RETARD

>>180550284
Suck my balls lol
>>180550250
ty

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Man I was salty last night whheeeeweew boi.

>mining my own business on the roid
>find the polar star
>awe shieeeeettttt
>1 miner is helping while the other one disappears for ages
>mine bro goes back for diamond drills and supplies from the station
>exploring far and wide when suddenly: WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>damn never been mid round tator
>easy greentext to steal CMO uniform and I know they are braindead
>continue mining with mine bro when 3rd miner comes back saying he was killed early on then cloned
>he finds strange parts
>tries to Jew me on pricing cause he knows I have the polar star
>"okay bro I'll give it to you but you owe me 8k"
>I try to upgrade it and fail cause I've never done dis befo
>he does it then picks it up
>badfeeling.png
>he turns and kills me instantly and then kills minebro shortly after
>kills cool Vox Trader for no reason 5min later
>spends 10min dragging our bodies and gear to separate gibonite deposits
>completely destroys all evidence
>keeps mining like nothing's wrong
>mfw

Fuck you guy. We coulda been partners in crime

>>180551442
letting yourself get jewed was a sign of weakness

>>180551442
Apply the parts to it while the gun is on the ground if you dont know.

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>attack a nonhuman as a traitor
>try and do some gimmick
>nonhuman comes back miraculously and robusts you
>all nonhumans are clearly shitters

>>180551442
For further reference, if someone with way better gear than you comes to murderize you, the best way to go is ";X ROGUE ON ROID HELP"

>>180555558

>people bitching on nonhumans
>when they are more sane than waifushitters and husbandorks

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>The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
>It's a smaller ergonomic model designed for fuel efficiency, NT is sick of recalls
>By the time you get in there's only standing room, you find a place to wait by a corner
>The smell of strawberries hits you first, before you realize where it's from her lithe fingers have placed a moonflower held up behind your ear
>She smiles mischievously, turning around just as the shuttle takes off
>Pushed together by the unexpected force, the gardener's perfect behind presses against your groin
>You can hear her playful giggle as she doesn't move away, her body casually shifting her weight side to side to brush back and forth against you
>The smell of the intoxicating moonflower combined with her strawberry hair is too much as she's pressing into you
>You attempt to stifle your moan as you climax, but you know she can hear it as the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>She turns around before leaving, her mischievous grin now predatory
>You stand paralyzed as she leaves, her shapely hips swaying hypnotically back and forth as she leaves the shuttle

>>180558094

say ";botanist is ling sec to escape help"

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>>180558094

>>180554654
I won't make that mistake again haha

>>180555582
There was no time lol That'd have been my first impluse but he literally killed me in 3 shots cause the Spur is so str0nk

>>180558094
theres not enough zyklon b for you

what does it mean to "shunt" the AI?

>>180560071
A malf AI can jump to an APC when threatened to avoid dying from immobility.

>defficiency
>17:00
>chief engineer continues to recall the shuttle with their console in their office with the screen screwdrivered every time they arent using it
>isnt actually DOING any engineering just recalling

>>180551442
drop the gun, pick up the parts, click the gun

>>180560245
>17:00

how

>>180560342
17:10 to be exact

>>180560398
haven't the admins bussed shit in to end the round

>>180560461
grues, a number of zombies. sent in respawned players as random name/appearances on ERT shuttle so they can just play again. they were SWIFTLY killed.

>>180560245
Your CKEY?

>>180560806
kammerjunk

>>180560806
Green haired Devil...

>>180560806
DrCelt

>>180560806
DragonBro

>>180560806
pomf123

i'm building an entirely new rig soon, if i ensure my IP is different as well will a new BYOND account be tied to my old one at all somehow?

i've got some notes and a rep i kinda want to dodge as well as bans from a couple servers

>>180561508
Yea, make sure the IP is different and you're golden.

Don't use the same email for the new account etc. I'm sure you know this.

>>180561508
dont name your computer the same as the last one either. or your workgroup, etc etc

>>180561508
Are you retarded? You know the admins browse the thread, right?

Either way, if you have a rep like that, we probably don't want you.

>>180561724
>enabling workgroups

>>180561508
Move across the country just to be safe as well

>>180561508
t. carshalash

>>180558984
>say
>not pressing t

>>180551442
I was the other miner, that faggot killed me the next next game as well.

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>>180562679
>pressing t
>being a hotkey pleb
>having to stop and type instead of being able to press a direction key and type while running away
>thinking hotkey bullshit will ever help you in a practical situation
>letting yourself get parapenned mid-type because you have to stand still like a retard

>>180563421
>click click click click click click click click click click click click

Wow I finally equipped my belt!

>/tg/ has an average round of an hour
>/vg/ has an average round of 1.5 hours
>/bay/ has an average round of 2.5 hours

I just want to play a comfy 4+ hour round,what server do I go to?

Please tell me the guy who shuttle griefed is getting a ban

>>180563621
a 4+ hours round ended right now

>>180563621
>he says as we finish a 5 hour round

>>180563621
Test server.

>>180563716
You mean Frank White, the antag? He was the only guy on the shuttle.

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>>180563621
we just had a 6 hour round

in other news, a couple of these fucking niggers were alive and let this shit go on

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a e s t h e t i c

tfw nobody reads your four suicide notes

God bless you mad borgs, posi's, Billy, Dragan, Dole, Anne, Vicky, and everyone else who helped hold that together. We couldn't have done it without you.


>>180563621
>Length of Shift: 356 Minutes (4281 Points)

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>>180563561
>m-muh insta-equip
>can't come up with a real rebuttal
Yeah, glad to know you have to bring up something completely unrelated and exaggerated to have an argument.

>>180563848
Oh and botanist, dude was amazing.

>deff was a mistake

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>be miner
>catch a bunch of roid monsters
>find salvage shuttle
>clear it, take to station
>get three mother fucking spider queens on my miner belt
>sadly have to leave, go catatonic after dropping all my guns and stuff near escape
>log in back later, round still going
>someone took my miner belt
>antag with it gets cornered by batman HoP
>throws the empty pokeballs I had on belt instead of the queens

>>180564017
i threw the queens earlier

>>180564068
Oh, good to know.

>>180563789
Assuming you were the only one to write any, I read them. Explained all the ambrosia around.

>>180564142
I killed the first one but got an internal bleed and broken chest. Managed to stabilize with my medkit though. Then he threw the other 2 and I basically got destroyed.

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>>180563867
you do know that hotkeys have no recovery lag, unlike clicking? everytime you click something the game has a cooldown before you click again. hotkeys and macros bypass all mouseclick lag. hotkey mode shouldn't be your means to the end, but rather, macros should.

>>180564568
also, moosemen when?

>>180560245
>defficiency
>CE has been recall spamming with their hidden comms console
>bitch about it in dead chat
>get banned for bitching about recall spam

We live in a world where 2hotdogs is banned and donald trump is president. think about that one.

>>180566294
2hotdogs got shadow unbanned.

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>>180558094
I miss old budget shuttle.

>>180566421
it still says "banned by host: hottodoggu"

>>180566628
you missed the window.

>>180566819
How pathetic can you be dude?

>>180566958
You had your chance, 2hotdogs. You spent too much time on CM.

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>>180560635
In their defense, I think they were just collateral in the attack on the hop office

>>180567031
I'm famous and you're a loser.
What's next in your master plan?

>>180567294
I'm famous too. More famous than you. I don't need a plan, cuckboy.

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>>180567294
No, you're infamous. There's a difference.

>>180563561
LMAO it's
>click
>Tab, E,
>Tab again so you don't look like a retard using hotkey mode

Equipping is the only thing it's useful for, other than that it's complete shit. People ICK OCK all the time because they hit O instead of T and don't pay attention.

>>180563789
looks like shit desu

>>180567584
>>180567423
I don't even need to prove my name. Think about that. I don't even need an image. I'm powerful.

>>180568060
Neither do I when I make bait posts like you.

>>180568225
I have no idea who you are nor does anyone care. You're just another faggot loser who pretends he has power.

>>180568381
Of course you don't because I'm not trying to make you know me. If I was, everyone would know.

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>>180568381
yfw it's pomf

>>180567584
hey nexis can you quickly undo a self requested ban so i don't have to forum post?

>>180568532
>>180568569
Like I give a fuck. Pomf is a loser and a weirdo and I hope he reads this immediately after I post this. You are who you associate with and I'd rather kill myself than hold a genuine conversation with any of pomf's communist pedophile hate group.

>>180568917
>I'd rather kill myself than hold a genuine conversation with any of pomf's communist pedophile hate group
>Currently having a genuine conversation in the thread of pomf's communist pedophile hate group
do a flip

>>180568917
>pomf is communist pedophile
I hate shitskins as much as the next guy, but dude what?

>>180568917
Are you saying that pomf presides over a group of pedophile hating communists? Or that we're communist pedophiles? Either way you're fucking retarded and you should stop being salty that you got banned and continue on with your life. One good way to begin your path to recovery is to stop shitposting in the thread.

Which byond version is the server on?

what are essential /ss13g/-core games that I should pick up in the steam sale

I currently have system shock 2 in my cart

>>180568674
who

>>180569564
hit too close to home?
holy shit how disgusting.

>>180568917
>communist pedophile
We're pedophile nazis, idiot.

>>180570793
chazach

you exposed yourselves as pedophiles. good job.

>>180571072
Getting caught was a part of our plan.

>>180571072
You say that like we care.
/vg/station theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

>>180570654
It says when you join.

>>180571072
>Implying being pedophile is something bad
It's the current year

>>180571339
I know, but I was hoping someone could tell me so I don't have to download a version and then uninstall it.

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>>180571072
Oh no please don't backtrace our IPs anon!

What the fuck

Is this nigger serious?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3827

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Being publicly exposed as pedophiles is punishment enough in my opinion.

>>180571690
what did he get permaed for

>>180571775
>publicly
Yeah, I'm real scared everyone will know Anonymous #1098274 is a pedosexual.

>>180571829
Looks like a non-antag bombing of the Vox trade shuttle.

>>180571690
>16 hour timeslot
>7 days a week

>>180571775
I'm not one

>>180572068
>actually an admin on during lowpop
Is he /ourguy/?

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>>180572162
I can be on during lowpop but no one would seriously have me as an admin.

>>180571690
>saronsen
No. Proto-jewishcupboard should not be admin.

colonial marines is full of rad dudes who care about video games. if you want to associate with pedophiles remain on veegeestation.

>>180572882
But we banned Sarca.

>>180572882
But we banned 2hotdogs

>>180573202
>>180573115
interesting. infantile arguments to go along with your infant attraction. we're done here.

>>180573340
literally what.

I sure do love vorestation

>saronsen already made trialmin

wew

>>180572846
Fuck off majestic_mastadon aka Elly O'Trodger who doesn't even have an irish accent because you're a bad roleplayer and bad at making cute waifus

>>180573484
>anyone else applies
>considers them for days and asks multiple questions

>sarosen applies
>accepted in 30 minutes with no questions asked

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Good changeling round. I, twinsausage, did my best

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What's the highest concurrent singulo and why is it me with 9

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>>180573484
im really seriously fucking confused too

>>180570898
that makes no sense in the context of what I said. Try harder man.

u n b a n m e

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THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING

>>180573775
>9 singulos
>0 rad collectors
so were you trying to get banned?

>>180574517
I was trying to become a god

>>180574517
actually, despite how dangerous it looks, those were entirely safe unless someone came around and fucked them up.

b a n m e

>>180574572
I think I was an engineer that round helping with the setup. it was a while ago. I remembered thinking one pa would reach all 3 sing generators at one down the line, but it cut just short.

>>180574885
ye, I did 6 before and the PA reached behind the first singulo and powered both, this one didn't for some reason

b a n h e

>>180574605
>those were entirely safe unless someone came around and fucked them up.
what if containment fails and they collide?

its impressive but from a safety standpoint, they died of heart attacks.

>>180573775
>3 singus are not being fed by a PA
Trash setup, see me after class.

>nuke admins saronsen at lightspeed but can't take the time to unban me

wtf

>>180575180
well, a power outage from a forced blackout MIGHT do it, but probably not.

singularity containment is impossible to break without actual sabotage or a meaty ore striking it. i imagine the SME was powering the emitters too so good luck not powering those

>>180575181
It's retarded code causing that problem, if there were only two rows of 3, they'd be powered, but for some reason if you put another row it doesn't work

>>180575180
they'd eat eachother and make a stage 5 right off the bat/super singulo? wouldn't be any different from loosing a single one, unless they all split in different directions

>kolith complains about sarosen being adminned
>kolith will never ever be trialmin again

he's still salty

>>180575440
Don't think you know how bad saronsen is, pal.

Not even a bit suspicious on how he was instantly admined, either?

>>180575396
>It's retarded code causing that problem
PA only goes through stage 1 singulos, stage 2 and above eat the PA's effect.
It's not a bug.

>>180575510
red pill me on Surroundsound

>>180575591
>He's gay
>I don't like him
>One time he wasn't perfect
Fuck you

>>180575510
i mean i can only speak for myself, but nuke and i have only spoken very infrequently.

if im a metafriend with any admin, its DrCelt and he's not an admin anymore.

>>180575570
nay, I did two rows before only powered by three PAs on one side and they were all stage 2

for info: the discord is currently going mad. nuke's only response to all questions is ":thinking:" and "i don't know him but he seems like a good pick"

people are trying to say he's not /real/ admin because he has no flags now, but there's no proof either way because nuke isn't saying anything

If Mai "3 days for non-antag plasflooding brig" Pai can get made a trialmin, then why are you so shocked that saronsen is made admin nigh-instantly?

As with all ss13 servers, the admin team is one gigantic metafriend circlejerk.

>>180575876
"the discord is currently going mad"

kolith and kilozombie, two known shitters, the killete and thekolith.

>>180575991
kilozombie isnt killette

apology for poor english

when were you when nuke retard

I was sat at home on /ss13g/

when killetezombie ring

'24 minutes'

'no'

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>Kolith saying YOU ONLY ADMIND HIM CUS HES UR FRIEND

>>180575591
Literal griefer.
Has the personality of jewishteacup.

>>180576151
Nepotism is never ok, anon.

Admins are a bunch of stupid faggots.

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>>180574497
>>180573776

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>>180575991
there are at least 6 people debating against nuke

>kolith btfo
:laughing:

>>180576363
He knew what Kolith was like because they're in the same Eve Online metaclub

Jump into the slope while it's slippery, become a trailmin today

why would you want to talk to the people who play this game beyond actual mechanical discussion or shitpositng

>>180576784
>playing the game

>>180576429
wish another bigmin was watching what an unprofessional and sarcastic ass he is being in the discord

kolith - Today at 3:57 PM how much dick did you suck to instantly get admin?

kolith - Today at 4:10 PM
shady fucking bullshit

kolith - Today at 4:13 PM
eat my fucking dick retard

kolith - Today at 4:14 PM
sucked his dick


he's seriously this mad

>20mbps down
>takes 10 minutes to download resources

what is this meme

>>180576994
>75mbps down
>6-10 minutes when it needs to get resources

i blame byond

>>180576953
does kolith even play on vg any more
>>180576891
this is how nuke always acts

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If you make fun of me you're literally griefing me in real life and greytiding. Nice RP faggots.

>>180576953
have you ever been so mad that you lost your admin rights and someone else got them that you ranted for 30+ minutes

What's the biggest changes in the last 3 months?

>>180576784

Because some people are so desperate for attention they'll take it in any form from anyone, and if you mention how weird it is they'll just call you a friendless loser because not wanting to be friends with autists somehow means you have no friends period.

>>180576616
>kolith's emojis used against him
poetic..

>>180576994
>8mbps down
>resources downloaded in 3 seconds

Through need, resourcefulness

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BIG BOY CANNISTER
a godsent to when fixing breaches

>nuke is a furry
Who would have thought.

>>180577793
>when you needed to fit a gas giant in your water cooler
how is this even possible?

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>>180577793
>infinite scrubber glitch

if only someone could 'fix' it

>>180577874
Source?

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>>180577874
>>180577975
His old, deleted deviantart page.

http://amtrack88.deviantart.com/art/Stormtrooper-Kaj-46285172

In the comments.

>>180577956
>glitch
It's a FEATUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

>>180577793
Yea spam that shit so faggot coders can nerf it, fucking retard newfag.
>lol I totally found a glitch nobody EVER knew about hahaha!

>>180576784
not everyone is a spooky scary boogieman autist. some people are nice, regular people who just enjoy playing this game sometimes and are an absolute delight outside of the game.
really if you think that everyone here is awful and terrible and you should never interact with them anywhere it's probably you who are the problem. not a friendless loser like >>180577394 says, but at least someone who thinks they're better than everyone here.
i met the person i'd consider these days as my irl best friend due to an online situation. we hang out all the time and if it wasn't for us joining an online community years ago we would have never met. as a side note i'm a pretty ordinary guy, it's not like i'm some insufferable autist with no life or friends.

but unfortunately it is the insufferable ones who have the loudest voices sometimes and it's hard to see past that.
like kolith, god that guy is the fucking worst

So did nuke just hire a metabuddy out of the blue? Why did this guy get put on trialmin so late in the game?

Or are apps open again?

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>>180577874
/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/humanoid/tajaran
name = (prob(10) ? "Nuke" : "Tajaran")

>>180578067
>implying c*ders can defend themselves against atmos autists
son, did you missed the layers nerf pr shitstorm?
c*ders fear the collective autism of several enginners and spiders

>>180578162
trialmin apps were reopened for an early morning slot almost 2 weeks ago because we had multiple days in a row with no lowpop admins. nuke was informed and attempted to rally some aussie/chink/paki admins but no one took any bait.

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>>180578060
>haha he had a deviantart account 10 years ago

>>180578162
he made an exception because they're IRL friends

>>180578296
He uploaded furry porn last year.

>>180578296
And he still has brain damage from it.

>>180577956
>game based off atmospheric simulation
>figure it should be our most respectable feature
>rife with stupid shit like foam cooling, infinite scrubbers
>still don't have pipe blowings, walls melting, reverse windows shattering
at this point our atmos code is the worst there is.

>>180578337
source?

>>180578328
nuke doesnt know saronsen

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>get gooncode from scientist for free
>dumbass didn't know what it did
>pray to gods for doom armour
>45 minutes later get sent ot faithless hell with borer
>fight through vault
>get the armour
>get teleported back
>have shitload of lethal ammo
>forgot the sawed-off
>fug
>also chaplains were hunting me for the gooncode too

Was a good payday all in all!

how do you reset your character seed?

>>180578394
sure thing, nuke

>>180578392
Okay not porn but it is explicit.
http://amtrack88.deviantart.com/art/Involuntary-Servitude-581711618

>>180578348
>pipe blowing
we had that shit before, it was just bad because it lagged the shit out of serb with the explosions
>walls melting, reverse windows shattering
PJB wanted to code that if i'm not mistaken, after the layers nerf pr shitstorm he gave up on everything

definitely need more piercing screams of damsels in distress

>there are people here right now who don't have all of Nukes personal info because he's so sloppy/uncaring when it comes to it
he's posted so many photos of himself and his real name so much it took like one google to find everything about him online

>>180578480
wait but that's not nuke

>>180578248
You laugh now before they nerf scrubbers like they did with HE pipes but worse.

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>when nuke admins you out of the blue

>>180578637
to nerf that they would need to code flow into pipes
and i doubt the c*ders will dare to touch atmos code

>>180578546
Oh I thought that was the account, yeah it seems pretty minor, a comment made 10 years ago on a furry storm trooper picture.

>>180578437
>tfw you dom't know what gooncode does
Not the scientist btw

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>>180578437
>doom guy
>not pirate lord

>Hey guys look, <CURRENTLY POPULAR ADMIN OR PLAYER> is a <furry/degenerate/idiot/has an account on a website somewhere>
>Okay, cool. What are the ramifications of that?
>iunno lmao

>>180578879
wew lad, so this raggedy coat apparently turns you into a walking fortress. gotta love open source

>>180578981
I mean seriously, who here isn't a furry of some kind? or at least has a "not normal" sexual fetish.
I don't think any one has the right to judge, it's just dumb thread outrage over nothing.

>>180578690

When the exhaust fumes from your home get you trialmin

:thinking:

I want to fuck Sunnyside Guiseley

>>180578437
I know what the gooncode is I was doing other stuff

>>180579097
only in the chest. if they aim for the head or legs you'll still get shot.

>>180579114
Been in the "dorms" channel in the Discord? It used to be full of fat fetishes. Still has some.

>>180579282
Well exactly, so whats so wrong about people being a furry when there are people with no shame who constantly share stuff like that?

>>180579114
>tfw a normal conservative man with a wife and planning for children now
>work 8-10 hours a day
>make good money
>my only vice is fucking love spess
I just can't let it go

>>180579475
Kent?

>>180579475
>conservative man with a wife and planning for children
Degenerate

>>180579760
literally the antithesis of degenerate, senpai

>>180579410
Both are wrong though

>>180579887
That's the joke.

>>180579716
No. I usually random name and only have one static that does medbay/detective.

>>180579410
Didn't one nigga get all upset over kink shaming

>>180579475
>bringing children into the world in its current state

you are cruel

>>180579410
One of our admins is also a footfag and another is into some heavy fucking submission
>>180580023
Yeah

>>180580023
Dizor used to cry when you called his fat fetish disgusting.

>>180580147
foot guy isnt an admin anymore

>>180576891
>unprofessional
I forgot that adminning an autistic atmospheric simulator was srs bzns

>>180580147
Who's the sub?

>>180573514
Elly O'Trodger is male

>>180580286
oh shit i forgot

You're allowed to have fetishes.
Other people are allowed to say your fetishes are disgusting.
Don't let it affect you if you don't want it to.

>>180580286
who was he?

>>180580068
>implying the white race doesn't need boosted
>implying I will raise them even close to a major metropolitan area

>>180580498
It's too late to save the white race but good on you for trying

>>180580391
3 syllables

>>180580308
there is a low bar, but some still seem to have trouble with it
>>180580554
you don't know what western politics will look like in 50 years

>>180580554
With that mentality of course there is no hope.
I believe in the whole "be the change you want to see in the world"
I'll quit spessmen as soon as I am required. At the moment, I can spare the time to waste. It sure is a fun waste though.

>>180580683
That's half the admins

>>180580854
:^)

>tfw you will never be in a love sandwich between Yclat and Kolith in the hot spanish weather

>non-hos sec
>spacing released prisoners
>because muh balids
>>>>>>>always acceptable
>implying it's ever acceptable at all
BAN VALIDSHITTERS ALREADY

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>>180582178
Or down?

>>180582363
down

>>180582363
I think down is better

>>180582363
Down

>>180582363
d o w n

haha
https://youtu.be/q3xewRcf0eU

>>180582363
left

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>>180582724

>>180582363
Definitely down, flows with the sprite better. Like flowing water which is a good aesthetic for an energy field.

>>180582015
>valid means things you can do without getting banned
>ban people for doing things they can do without getting banned
Turn off traitor moistnigger if you're going to bitch when you get outrobusted.

>>180583094
Moist is a fucking salt mine

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Thank you.
t. prison clown

>>180583094
Could someone translate? I don't understand retardspeak.

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>>180582015
You wouldn't believe some of the sec I've seen lately. I try to follow spacelaw and let greyshits slide with stuff as long as it's clearly harmless to avoid getting shit on by assistants all round but this one fucking faggot
>be spacepod mechanic
>make spacepod after showing someone else how to do it and explain how it all works
>go to get a hardsuit for space exploration
>eva has already been hacked open and all engineering hardsuits stolen by 12:20
>*sigh and go to hack open atmos hardsuits because no actually needs them and I just wanted to explore space
>dumbass sec officer sees me hacking open the door (I hadn't actually opened it yet) runs in, stun/cuffs me wordlessly, drags me to the brig not giving any reason and gives me to the warden and HoS only saying "process them" before trying to run off
>tried explaining why I was doing what I did but he just didn't care
>told the warden and HoS and they say "oh okay" and let me go and tell the officer to leave me alone
That is the first time I have legitimately seen shitcurity.

>>180583367
you must be new here then

>>180583094
reminder that moistnugget cannot fucking handle being beaten and will shitpost constantly about everyone who buttblasts him

>>180583367
I dont see the problem to be honest, he saw you breaking into somewhere where you dont have access. People would have made fun of him for being a shitter if you would have been a traitor and he wouldve just let you grab a hardsuit from a place that you dont have access to. Sec cant win.

>>180582015
Either ahelp or make a ban request.

>>180583367
>going to steal a hardsuit
>sec officer arrests you swiftly
>you get off without a hitch
>complain
what the fuck

>>180583367
Holy shit what a whiny bitch you are.

>>180583367
Ever heard of that thing called a sechud? It's what security wears. It allows setting arrest status and notes so that the sec officer doesn't need to spend an hour explaining the situation to the warden, further allowing things like your release without drama happening. Except when you engineer the drama of course.
Be a criminal, get treated as a criminal. Simple as that.

>>180579180
you and everyone else

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>He's already got flags

>>180584139
par for the course

>>180583917
But he didn't do that. He just ran up, stun/cuffed then immediately brought me to the brig while the warden and HoS were busy interrogating some one else. He didn't even speak into the sec comms. I was a spacepod mechanic as well, you'd expect them to want a spacesuit. I even went to take a shitty hardsuit no one would miss but nope, gotta get them sec-valids. The warden/HoS had no idea why I was brought to them, which is why I explained it to them. And they immediately let me go. Much to that sec officers disgust.

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>admins who play as security

the real holocaust is when all you jesus denying jews fall into the great lake of fire. that's the whole burnt offering.

>>180583367
>steal
>get arrested
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

>>180583367
You're saying all six engie RIGs were gone? The ones in secure storage too? Also failing those you could have gotten one of the two voidsuits in tcomms if we're talking about box.

>>180584441
I don't do engineering. I don't know where the other engineer hardsuits are. I just wanted to grab a space suit and leave the station for the shift. I knew mechanics had engineering eva access but they were stolen already.

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>>180584662
>These are the people who whine about security

>>180584662
I'm not defending the guy wordlessly arresting you but the atmos suits tend to make sec nervous since they make you totally immune to plasma and temperature.

>>180584662
How do you not realize that mechanics have telecomms access when they have a specific alt-title for it.
And it's pretty obvious they have engineering access.

>>180584139
how else am i going to learn how to blow off your ass

>>180583367
that is mild shitcurity at best
you obviously never had to deal with Rin or Digitalis

>>180585580
Do a quick rundown on rin playing security

Give me a quick rundown

>>180585943
*first hit shoves you

>>180584202
Good of you to confirm this was your first round to life. Don't worry, you'll learn with time.

>>180585943
Space pod mechanics hate him.
Local spaceman exposes shocking space-traveling secret with only a wheelchair.
Learn the 5 credit trick to his stunning results.

>>180585905
As soon as it was confirmed to not be extended he would basically put the entire armory in his backpack and actively valid hunt

>>180585905
Pretty simple: are you in rin's metaclub? No? Get spaced just 'cus.

>>180584740
goddamnit, I can never find that one, but people post it all the time.

>>180542182
He's a cute pig who likes to sleep alot! Sometimes he takes long rides on his mini tractor.

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YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT!

SHIIIIT!

>>180587167
Suzuka-sama's Servant

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>>180542182
>rundown
Here's your quick rundown, friend!
>pomf bows to Shiggypiggy
>In contact with aliens
>possesses autistic-like abilities
>controls /vg/ with an iron but fair fist
>owns waifus & drugs globally
>direct descendant of the Genghis Khan blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shiggygrad will be be the first city)
>owns 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
>first designer babies will in all likelihood be Shiggypiggy babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented erotic role-playing with him
>he owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Shiggybots inside you right now
>the Shiggypiggy is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>he learned fluent English and Kamasutra in under a week
>nation states entrust their waifu reserves with the Pig. There’s no waifus in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Shiggypiggy
>is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>in reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet, but I suspect he wants to fuck your waifu.
Pic related is the anime-ized face of your new overlord.
>>180587893
I wonder if he does his own avatars.

>>180587893
I hope you're doing better than since we last talked.

>>180588038
YCLAT HERE

>>180588062
ah, thank you. I am terrible at remembering japanese names.

>>180588092
Shiggys avatars are pretty cute and yes he does them himself.
He once showed me his collection!

>>180587893
>alot
delete

>>180588232
Nobody cares. Don't you have some shiggy dick to suck, Whorena/Spergay/Mallory?

>>180588691
No I'm busy being weird to Sawbones.

>>180588881
Don't tell Patrick

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>>180588140
SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>180589002
Okay, and?

>>180578787
>scrubbers now don't function if pipe pressure is above X kPA
wow really hard fix

>>180588881
Whichever one you are, please kill yourself and maybe take the PIg with you.

Reminder that if you ever cover your glorious clown suit with a hardsuit you are a SHIT clown and should be job banned.

>>180589002
all the attention whoring finally makes sense
if only we would get another name leak they could be BILL'd out of our server

>traitor gets the spare
>proceeds to give all access to the entire crew

good round.

>>180589294
I wasn't a traitor :^)

>>180589209
I just enjoy playing space, man, that's all there is to it. Please stop trying to pin these ulterior motives on me.

>round start
> AI: " SO WHO IS GONNA GET THE CAPTAINS SPARE?!?! XDDDD
>no one asked about it before hand
>AI proceeds to let a bunch of grey shits into the captains quarters to loot

fuckin AIs man

>>180589159
>Not praying to the honkmother for a clown space suit and sacrificing the hard suit for it

>>180588038
>>180589002
>>180589209
who cares, this means nothing, this doesn't affect you at all. They're still the same person, and I think they're good

>security will never be whitelisted
>period blood boys will forever be incompetent shoobies or validhunting spergotrons

>>180589342
all tiders are traitors anon.

>>180589373
>blaming the AI for the incompetence of the heads

>non-antag greyshit puts the AI on NTD with a 5th law saying assistants are the highest rank aboard the station

>>180589416
>he wants less people to play security
>when you're lucky to get more than a single officer, if that

>>180589491
A station with zero redbabbies is better than a station with shitty redbabbies to be honest

>>180589416
As if the security officer slots ever fill up.

>>180589416
>greyshit dumb asses will always walk up on a scene and assume the person sec is arresting did nothing
>grey shit helps release a traitor

every fucking time

>>180589416
Are you being ironic or serious?
This is important.

>>180589491
The greyshit lynch mob is far more amusing.

Smile is a cancer AI.

>>180589552
>babbies
Not much better than sweetie posting. Kill yourself.

>>180589416
What's your problem this time graybaby?

Assistant whitelisted when?

>>180589578
>crew in full on mutiny mode, be it actual antaggery or ancap maymays
>rather than deal with it sec spends the whole time playing grabass with the cargo boys or anyone else that's mildly irritated them
every time

>>180589578
Man, I originally wasn't going to help jail break that guy, but then a skeleton came up to me and handed me a taser and the only words that appeared in my mind at that moment was, "it's time.".

>>180589728
lol you where a traitor ya dumb ass I was the one that arrested you. And I remembered all that stolen shit you had in your bag from eariler. LOL you are complaining holy fuck this is gold

>>180589828
>lol
lol?

>>180589828
literally what
this is a general complaint
only time this happened to me was as a robit man because sec got meme'd on by law 2s and my immediate reaction wasn't blowing the borgs because their toys weren't working
do watch it happen a lot though

>>180589927
>>180589950
Your tears are delicious
>waaah why didn't sec let me greentext!
>shitcurity!!1

>>180589828
>secmain using lol unironically
Par for the course

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>>180589002
>Terrified

That's never good. They should make a decision before it's too late. I know they read the thread and I could talk to them if they'd like t. another trans loser

>tfw just wanna play sec like an actual human being instead of a paranoid lunatic
>tfw always get shit on physically and verbally by one person or another for trying to be fair and polite with suspects and assume innocence until proven guilty instead of assuming guiltiness until proven innocent

>>180589950
honestly people in this game reflect how people react to police officers in real life.

>get caught
>speg out and act like a nigger
>DINDU NUFFIN
>y are u arresting me for committing crimes when there are other crimes goin on?!?!
>man fuck da police ya they caught me doin illegal shit but fuck dem anyway

>>180590064
lol?

>>180589828
this server is for people over 18

>>180590064
>man sec sure gets in the way when i'm trying to do my job as a nonantag while actual antags run rampant in public
>CRY SOME MORE TRAITOR BABY!
So that's why nobody ever updates the records, sec players can't fucking read anyway

>>180589927
>>180590065

"Look mom I ignored their comment completely and latched on to one word because I couldnt think of a response"