Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1087

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Weed!

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Praise Mirai!

Fuck you all.

>>180519281
And fuck your weed.

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>ywn have a dork sweety housewife of your own
Why even live bros?

>>180519446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw

FYI: This is a movie about weed.

hibbers

>>180519281
EDIBLE GRASS

>>180519578
Ok, you're cool.

But still fuck you.

>>180519523
You are doing it wrong, newfriend. There has to at least be an ironic tie-in with Senran Kagura if you want to use 2hus.

>>180519281

Stop
I'm on a T-break right now because a bowl of purple champagne didn't do much for me last Sunday.

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

>>180519123

>Not letting a member of your family share in the comfort of your home

Southerners truly are the worst "people"

House training, having them have their own bed, and not letting them on the furniture is all you need.

>>180520197
I'm not really sure what you mean, but try to inhale deeper and hold it for 2-3 if you can desu wa

>>180520363
The creature is staring at me again

>>180520564
Snegs do that. She's studying your movements.

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>>180520505
I think I'd see Murakumo letting her wolves on the furniture to be honest.

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>>180520363

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Kagura is an angel.

>>180520787
She's a dork. I'm gonna beat her up.

>>180520787
>that panty line
muh

>>180520024
[x] Pet
[x] Hug
[x] :3

Raping Murasaki! Every thread!

>>180520505
I do the same thing and I'm not from the south at all. I don't really understand your post.

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My girlfriend just got turned into a hipster.

What can I do to save her?

>>180521278
Appreciate your good fortune.

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>>180520915
>>180520942
Filth.

>>180519281
DUDE

>>180521289
>independents won trump the election

No, it's more like everyone's blatant cucking for Hillary drove voters to him. Trump just told the truth and what he planned to do over and over while letting his opponents expose their manipulative behavior. The Democratic National Convention (The Democratic Party as a legal entity in the united states) is literally arguing their right to rig their own primaries after Bernie supporters discovered it, and TV news isn't reporting a word about it. That is how much Hillary's people paid the televised media industry.

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>>180520564

tolerance. it's what happens if you do something too often, you downregulate receptors from overstimulation. Luckily in this case it only takes about a week to get rid of tolerance.

Also holding in hits longer or taking larger hits does not help you in that regard, over 90% of the THC from a hit is absorbed within the first half second, and you don't absorb in the Trachea, mouth or upper bronchi, which is one of the reasons why carbs work so well, because they chase the smoke with air, so the smoke is deeper in your lungs and your bronchi and trachea are filled with air pushing it down deeper, rather than having your upper respiratory tract filled with smoke it's not absorbing. With a vaporizor you should inhale some fresh air after taking most of a breath in.
http://herb.co/2015/09/18/marijuana-myths-does-holding-in-hits-get-you-higher/
https://www.massroots.com/news/holding-hits-and-the-effect-of-cannabis-on-your-lungs

>kafuru will never rub her feet on my penis
i hate this

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I love it when politics got so much discussion but when it comes to the Bible and comparative religion discussion /skg/ doesn't give a damn at all.

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>>180521559
WEED

>>180521559
Here is a graph about that. I don't know about that, I can look into it tomorrow, I'm speaking from my own experience, it seems like holding it increases its effects.

>>180521069

#1 >>180521289 this. A majority of voters hated both candidates but of those voters they voted Trump 2:1, they just trusted Hillary less. See Trump's approval ratings. They don't like him, they just hate Hillary more.

#2 Niggers hate doggos and I hate niggers, so I do say the same thing regarding them. Reminder, most of the nigger population in the country is in the South, it is one of the reasons why I hate the South so much.

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>>180522043
all i know about the bible is that robot jesus with metal feet and flaming eyeballs is going to descend from heaven to make everything really cool and it's not gonna be in my lifetime so why should i care

>>180522043

My Senran is a Buddhist so Buddhism is best.

>>180521278
You brought this on yourself, Murasame.

>>180522043
Because god doesn't raise or lower taxes.

>>180522043
what faith is more likely to make kafuru give me succ

i'll do anything up to and including animal sacrifice

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>>180522043
Funny because, you know, Yoma.

>>180522420
https://youtu.be/EhwOZyfjon0

>>180522538
delet

>>180521652
>Trump just told the truth
This is one of the dankest memes of the modern era.

>>180522592
>die mean girls

>>180522592
Oh shi- even wordsphere's getting in on the action

>shame obama

>>180522592

girl MIRAI cute

Once again Mirai takes her rightful spot as the center of skg.

>>180522840
i always thought the part where he got up and went to say bye to the people he actually gave a fuck about before going back to heaven should have counted as the second coming

i mean there he is, coming back to life, mingling a second time, even if he flew back home pretty soon afterwards

>>180522840
>it only confirmed that the Bible is corrupted by the hands of the scribes

Surprise, surprise. Whattya expect from us humans.

>>180522682
>The Democratic Party is a private organization and they can pick their nominee however they want, there's zero legal basis for the claim they have to be impartial, or even have to let the public have a say it all. Hell nominees used to just be picked through backroom dealings with no primary vote at all.
They can't lie to the voters. That's fraud.
>Because it's not going to go anywhere so there's no reason to cover it.
How can you of all people, Asukafag from last night, not know how rigged the MSM is?

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>>180522592

>big Senran love

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-re-re-really? You r-r-r-really m-m-m-m-m-m-me-mean it? Ehehehe!

>>180522592
>yumi trump great china porn

Really makes you think.

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>>180522592
>girl mirai anon

Mirai is a girl! A GIRL!

>>180522592

My favourite part of the threads

hot damn kafuru
ikaruga probably better
asuka fun things
waifu butt play
great china porn
pbs stay perfect
post instead hikage

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>>180522592
>russia perfect
I don't have any slavsuit Yomis, so this will have to do.

>>180522998
Nah, that's not the Second Coming. You know how the Jews said the Messiah will come and bring so much peace to the world that prey animal get along with their predators? Well that'll going to happen during Jesus Second Coming, if the Old Testament is correct.

>>180523751
She is Ukranian, you CYKA

Ukranians get pissy when you confuse them for Russians

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>>180523217
>They can't lie to the voters.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>How can you of all people, Asukafag from last night, not know how rigged the MSM is?
I know that literally almost all media is biased but that's not the reason for it getting no coverage.

>>180523836
the second coming sounds way better than the first coming

>>180523978
I want Hibari to smother me with her butt.

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>>180523836
But what will the predator animals eat!? Hikage will die if she can't eat small rodents!

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>>180523978
I mean they can't deceive the voters in that particular way. But I mean, it's all farcical at this point anyway, it doesn't really make a difference, because there is no real representation anymore. There's taxation, but no representation.

Remember fellow Western cucked taxpaying anon, your job is to serve the government. You work for the government. You pay tax, and you don't get politicians that represent your interests, and you have to pay their friends money for social programs and military weapons that you didn't ask for and don't want.

You work for the government. The government does not work for you. You are just there to run the machines and do the paperwork and pay the interest on all the government borrowing.

>>180524553
>you have to pay their friends money
power of friendship wins again

Would you be able to dominate your Senran, or would you submit?

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>soft socialism

look i made a funny

>>180525312

We'll take turns.

We could also decide it with janken for who gets to top.

>>180525312
You can't dominate someone who has superhuman strength. They'd always ultimately be in control and have the final say in what's going on.

>>180525312
I'd try my damn best to stay in charge.
But might makes right and what not so the best I could do is not submit.

>>180525312

My Senran is a doormat.

>>180525453
There are other ways to assert your dominance besides strength, you know.

How do I get Miyabi to notice me?

>>180526650
Just say hi to her.

>>180526650
Casually tell her she's cute. At the very least, she won't be able to get you off her mind.

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>>180526650
Dress like a moeblob.

>>180525312
Yes unless she transforms, in which case I'll happily submit.

>>180526650

dunk her!

https://eronekomom.tumblr.com/image/162090452834

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The key to Miyabi's heart is pink, lacy, and covered in ribbons.

>>180526650
Make cheep cheep noises.

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I really want to titfuck these girls. I want to impregnate their breast pussies. I want to feel my dick suffocate in their soft, jiggly titties.

>>180525453
Just unzip your pants. Every senran will submit to the smell of their anon's musk.

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>>180526650

Take her for a spin on a plane. Girls love planes.

>>180526650
Send her Imu's severed head in a box along with your phone number, place of residence, and your daily schedule.

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>>180526650
Challenge her to some basketball!

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>>180527348
YAMERO

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WAKE UP /skg/!
IT'S YAHOO TIME!

>>180527757
It's actually a few hours past YAHOO time where I live. I should go to sleep soon.

>>180527757
What's yahoo time?

>>180527757

What was the original JP line?

>>180527348
I'm pretty sure that would end with me dead.
I guess that's kinda intimate in a way.

>>180528075
>Ching Chong Nip Hong "Yahoo timeu"

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Didn't know Hanzo was in Samurai Shodown.

>>180528468
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattori_Hanz%C5%8D

>>180528075
I'm pretty sure she says YAHOO in the dialouge too.

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Miyabi is cute! CUTE!

>>180470636
I'm still here. Expect more this summer

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>>180527757
I wanna yahoo between Ikaruga's tits.

>>180529260
Neat.

>>180529274
I want to Yahoo in her bottom half.

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Ikaruga is for bullying

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>>180529735

>>180529735
So much softness in one image.

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How would you react if you woke up next to your Senran but she woke up slightly earlier than you and watched you sleep?

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Angry Murakumo is cute.

What can I do to really piss her off?

>>180530818
Tell her she's cute and not ugly.

>>180530812
>and watched you sleep?

I'd probably wake up once she starts saying "jiiiiiii" for no reason.

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>>180530818
Insult her homeland, Canada.

>>180530907
Murakumo is Japanese, I don't think that'd work.

>>180530907
>>180530818
KRAFT DINNER IS SHIT!

SHIT!

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>>180530812
Stare back.

>>180530880
Always found that cute.

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I wonder how Minori would feel about Canada's most iconic confection: frozen maple syrup on a stick

>>180531238
Is it really the most iconic? Never heard of it until now.

>>180531462
Well, the most iconic thing that isn't bought from Tim's

Shiki? More like Shitki.

Miyabi? More like Memeyabi.

>>180532121
No, it actually is Shiki.

>>180532121

Do not put down any senrans. Lift them up instead.

#no-senran-left-behind

>>180532289
Not Shiki.

Fuck Shiki.

>>180532557
Fuck you. Shiki's great.

>>180533190
Fuck you. Shitki's awful.

>>180532557
What a faggot.

>>180532557
the_man_with_no_taste.jpg

Oh noes! No one stopped heart pupils Asuka yesterday!

Not only did she leave several Anons as dried husks but she infected Ikaruga as well!

Katsuragi went to "satisfy" them. Fortunately Anon stopped her before she got to them. If he had not Asuka, Ikaruga and Kat all with heart pupils would have destroyed the world!

Unfortunately Haruka found out about the heart pupils and went to get in on the action, allowing her self to be infected! She was last seen going into her slave dungeon! We are unsure if the noises coming from that place were from pleasure or pain but now it has fallen silent!

Meanwhile Asuka and Ikaruga continue their heart pupil rampage!!! What can bring this to an end? What will finally satisfy them?

>>180533345
>>180533418
Shut the fuck up, both of you.

>>180533467
Pathetic. Fuck off and die.

>>180533527
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you fucking bitch?

>>180533467
There he goes defending his title as the biggest faggot in the thread.

>>180533598
Fuck off and die you piece of shit.

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It is virtually impossible to bully this cute little girl.

Further proving Mirai's status as the most powerful senran, by establishing that Mirai has developed reality warping powers and can manipulate the very concept of possibility and impossibility at her whim.

>>180533592
>>180533664
Lame and unoriginal. At least put some effort into your shitposting.

>>180533732
I didn't ask for your fucking opinion shithead.

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Quit being mean to the bully!

What would Shiki say if she saw you all acting like this?

>>180533936
If all senran haters are like the bully in the thread right now, maybe you have a point. We have to be patient with retarded and autistic children after all.

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>>180534057
Don't call him retarded and autistic! I'm sure he has a perfectly acceptable reason for being upset!

>>180534168
Right because Shiki is shit.

>>180534168
Oh right, they don't like being called that.

Still, you have to be over the age of 18 to post here, so he really shouldn't be here.

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>>180534228
I'm sure he isn't browsing underaged or anything, anon.

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Lol

>>180534308
Can't be too careful. We wouldn't want an impressionable mind like his being exposed to something inappropriate!

>>180534524

Is this allowed?! How could you do that to a senran.

>>180534524
Does it still count as a wooden stake that can kill a vampire if the end of it isn't pointed? It's just kind of a log.

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>>180534605
I'm sure anon isn't actually that rough!

We all have our little fantasies!

>>180534752
As long as it's wood it'll get rid of that fucking worthless brainded scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate she is that everybody calls Shiki.

Here are three super family friendly things that you and your Senran can enjoy together.

1. Headpatting. Senrans love headpats.

2. Backrubbing. Senrans usually have very big breasts which can cause them backproblems. Caressing their backs is one way of helping them ease the pain.

3. Handholding. This is an advanced technique and might cause your Senran some stress at first but it really helps her bonding with you.

>>180535193
>Senrans usually have very big breasts which can cause them backproblems
Yeah if they're lazy pieces of shit that don't exercise, which all of them do that with the exception of Murasaki.

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Help skeegee. It's hot but I had to turn off my air conditioner because there's this really gross smell outside.

It's sort of an animal/rotten smell, but I don't see anything out there.

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>>180535193
Just bare careful not to have a heat stroke, Murasaki.

>>180535391
That smell is Saki.

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>>180535727
Do not rudepost.

>>180535870
Posting the truth is not rudeposting.

>>180535193
>furby instruction manual

>>180535193
4. Have sex with your senran!

>>180538787

I feel like chocolate milk right now. If only I could just squeeze a little out of Minori's puffy nipples. Nice and warm.

>>180539194
That's not super family friendly though.

>>180539639
Sex is how families are made.

Fetish crap. Read at your own risk.

You have fallen in love with futa Hikage!
She doesn't seem to mind your company.
She has even started calling you her boyfriend.
You could even swear she has started caring for you.
She participates in sex and seems to enjoy it, she does cum but never shows any emotion.
One day, however, out of the blue she swallows you with her huge cobra.
You ask why and she shrugs "I just felt like it".
"I'll turn you into cum now, Bye!"
You slide down her shaft and your consciousness fades before you can really react.
She rubs her shaft, edging her self several times, ensuring you are totally turned into her cum!
"Ahh! That felt really good! I should cum a lot later but for now I'll enjoy being filled with cum"
Hikage enjoys her day, goes shopping for a bikini and spends the day on the beach with Crimson squad.
She arrives home and her snake starts to get big.
"Oh! Looks like it's time to cum"
Hikage expertly works her shaft but shows no trace of emotion.
She blows her huge load directly onto the floor a small smirk appearing on her face for less than a second.
"I have never cum like that before. Thanks Anon."
She gets a tissue, mops up the mess and flushes it down the toilet.

>>180540114
Nice read.
But a little bit short! Please make it longer next time!

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>>180540114
Everything was going fine until cock vore.

>>180540449
Sorry Anon but I am at work and meant to be fixing computers. And I typed all that on my phone which I can't Ctrl+S on for spoiler tags.

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Good morning /skg/
Are we all well on this fine morning?
Up to anything fun?

>>180540778
I am building and virus scanning PCs at work and writing BAD fetish stories during the waits.

>>180540452
This. Even though Hikage as a really big snake, it's definitely not big enough for anon to fit inside.

And even if anon could fit inside, Hikage wouldn't want to do that.

>>180540114
This is completely unrealistic. You don't cockvore someone you love

>>180540837
>his company doesn't use a Linux-based distribution
0/10 wouldn't even work for even if life depended on it

>>180541196
Welcome to the military, where we don't do anything properly and half-ass our way through it all.

These are also all stand alone laptops. They can't be networked.

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So, what's the deal with airline food?

>>180542707
goodbye

>>180542707
Seinfeld is even less funny than you Homura. You are better than stopping to that low a level of comedy!

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whats up faggots

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>>180522592
>tried yomi oh least getting mirai

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>>180543745
I finished my Minori boob milk story!

I'll post it when I feel like it

>>180544145
i want to drink her titty milk

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I see Dai is going for the butch appeal. I like it

>>180544398
>no abs

I an unbelievably unhappy with this shitty retcon

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>>180544398
>"Dai is going for the butch appeal"
She always went for the butch appeal

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>>180544612
Daidouji-senpai prefers the term "tomboy", anon.

>>180544980
Katsu-chan is a tomboy
Jotits is a butch

>>180544398
Daidouji makes flame shirts look good.

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>>180545394
Nuh-uh. Tomboy. Her boyish charms are meant to entice the young hearts of MEN!

>>180545667
Her manly charms are meant to entice the young hearts of WOMEN!!

A woman doesn't become straight just because you fapped to her countless times

>>180545986
A woman doesn't become gay because one guy can't stop sperging about it on a Korean hopscotch imageboard.

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>>180544145
I can't think of any titles for this story, help me come up with something stupid, skg

>>180546114
The one who decided that was Takaki though

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>>180546114
>Implying I'm taking this discussion seriously
You are the sperger and you should admit it

>>180546543
Of boobs and cocoas: The history of a titcow

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>>180544612

>>180546543
Minori's Milky Mammaries

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>>180546738
Don't make me shoo you

>>180546543
Minori the Milk Machine

>>180546543
Minori's Milk A2: Grimoire of the Rift

>>180546543
What are the themes and what angle the history will use?

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Hey hey skeegee. Gonna repost this one last time.
This is about that /vg/ league soccer thing that's been going on. Here's what its all about https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_8
Since we've been doing good in the /vg/ league some guys have asked who should rep /skg/ for an all-star /vg/ team. So here's a poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13243569
The team will be playing again for a final time this weekend in the knockout round, hope you come along and cheer your senrans on.

>>180547314
There is only one true answer.

And I'm glad people are actually picking it.

>>180539347
>warm chocolate milk
Gross. Minori's chocolate milk is nice and cool like it's fresh out of the fridge, even though her boobies are very warm!

>>180547049
I liked the first game more than that one.

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>>180547954

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It is my life goal to make this masked woman ahegao

>>180540452
Hikage is a snek, not a sugar pea, sank yuu.

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>>180548093
>womanhood

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Do not send your Yomi to college. She will come back a sexually confused statist that thinks the government is daddy.

>>180548824
Isn't she already?

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>>180548517
I-Is Hikage still sweet like a sugar pea, though?

>>180548902
SHHHHH

>>180549023
Yes.

>>180548902
She's more like an ascetic fanatic japanese hermit than a communist

fakuru

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>>180549115
Had to check.

Sank you.

>>180549023
How can a snek be sweet? She probably tastes like a swamp

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>>180549127
What? No, this is the aesthetic fantastic Japanese hermit crab.

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>>180544145
Oh boy I'm ready

>>180529735
>ywn pound Ikaruga while Murakumo and Yomi hold her down
Why even live, bros?

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>>180548093

>>180549351
Man, Ryouna is way too cute for this series.

>>180549472
Those screenshots look really weird without the outlines.

>>180549379
Anon, that's rape.

>>180549546
No, it's not.
They're just pretending!

>>180549472
O_O

>>180549546
What's your point?

>>180549546
>Rape
That's irrelevant. Besides I can claim those two forced me

>>180549546
Why would you rape a slut? That's like robbing a sample tray.

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>>180549472

>>180549628
Ikaruga is a great actor. She was screaming and crying the whole time. Then at the end she just kept whispering "I hate you" over and over. It was almost she really did hate it. Good thing she was just pretending.

>>180549472
I can't believe I forgot about that scene while writing this story

>>180549886
>ikaruga traumatized because of the sublime sexual pleasure she felt as she was fucked against her will
that's sad, don't do that to senrans

>>180549886
>Violent rape
Yomi and Kumo have some strange pranks

>>180531936
That isn't poutine.

>>180532557
Gladly.

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>A butter tart is a type of small pastry tart highly regarded in Canadian cuisine and considered one of Canada's quintessential desserts. Wikipedia
Place of origin: Canada

I want to make sweet consensual love with Ikaruga.

>>180550914
Pervert

>>180550914
i'm vomiting

>>180550914
Next you'll want to hold her hand you sick fuck!

>>180550914
This is more disgusting than guro toddlercon

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>>180550914
>you will never hear her comforting voice every day

>>180550914
The best thing about Ikaruga is how she will fulfill even your degenerate fantasy. But you still need to get to the back of the line.

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>>180550790
Anon why did you have to remind me that butter tarts are a thing? Now I wanna go buy some

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>>180551262
The abortion industry is one of the most disturbing redpills you can drop.

>>180551313
>>180551378
I wish you would just drop dead.

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>>180551472
I'm not >>180551313

Here, have another though.

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>>180550914
I want to do the same with Kagura.

While holding hands.

>>180551620
Not saying you are. I just want you dead and gone.

>>180551378
>Abortion "industry"
Go back to /pol/

>>180551634
Naraku, stop posting and come step on my dick.

>>180551634
This general is full of sluts and degenerates

>>180551803
And you're the worst of all.

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I would love for Mistress to make me wear nose hooks and pig ears so I can be her little piglet!

>>180551929
I never said I wasn't a degenerate slut

>>180551669
Surely there is a better way to spend your time than wishing death on strangers you find somewhat annoying on the internet? Just saying.

>>180552098
>There is a better way to spend your time than wishing death on strangers you find somewhat annoying on the internet
>Implying that is not the reason I wander through waifus generals
I have zero interest in politics

>>180548517
>>180540452
No! Hikage is an evil monster who cock vored her Anon and wasn't even bothered one way or the other about what she did, as she has no emotions!

>>180552098
I'm not him either.

Die slow, scum.

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OH hell I don't know why I'm still awake.

Goodnight skeegee! I have to get to bed!

Seriously, quit weirdposting.

>>180553012
I censor my weird posting so no one has to read it if they don't want to!

>>180552421
>>180552962
Who are your favourite Senrans? Tell me if you dare.

>>180552936
Shut up about your impossible fetishes and just let me suck your stupid dick, you dumb emotionless snek

>>180553119
I have a better idea. Try to guess her, and for each wrong guess, you take a teacup of bleach.

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>>180552019
Post oinkers.

>>180553179
W-wait...

So...

Hikage has a cock vore fetish but can't actually do it, so she has to shit post about and just settle for blowjobs from her Anon?

That is how I read your post.

>>180551634
KAgura can give birth right?

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>>180553709
Or don't, either works

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>>180553742
Yes.

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>>180553709
Here is a pig being trained

>>180554135
How does pig milk taste like?

>>180553836
Is that Houki?

>>180554335
No.

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>>180553709
Oink!

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>Dai, how many times I've told you I'm not into fisting?
>It won't hurt! I promise!

>>180554390
Houki is essential, every series should have one.

Which senran is into fisting? Giving or taking it?

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>>180554692

>>180554723
All of them

>>180553731
Yes, she talks about it the whole time! She's such an idiot, but she has a big dick, so it's OK.

>>180554886
>she has a big dick
anon

>>180554886
So it's ok to be an idiot as long as your dick is big?

>>180555510
Yes.

>>180555510
You could be literally worse than Hitler and it's ok as long as you can sport a 12" penis.

>>180555510
Anon-kun is actually Anon-chan

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>>180555797
>big dick

>>180555867
Honorifics are actually genderless.

>>180556242
I know that Baka. I am a waifuist not an weeaboo

>>180556242
Add -chan to the next big burly Yakuza enforcer you see, see what happens

>>180556385
Not, just an idiot

>>180556442
He laughs at your joke but then kills you because you're a filthy gaijin preying on japanese women

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>Ikaruga, age 32

>>180556442
I hope you aren't actually implying that adding kun instead of chan would be better.

>>180556889
Why are you posting something irrelevant to this thread?
Ikaruga doesn't have a mole under either eye.

>>180556889
That's actually Daidouji. She straightened her hair.

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I LOVE Kasumi!!!!!!!!! SO much!!!!!!!!!! She's the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>180557354
Shit man, I thought you quit Twitter or something

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>>180556889
>Mirai, age 40

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>>180557354
Updating my Kasumi!!!!!!!

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>>180557354
Stop using up all the explanation marks, how am I supposed to post about Mistress without explanation marks!?

>>180557684
You are connecting to her right leg, bro. Here, move over a minute, I'll demonstrate where to jack into her port.

>>180557708
You could try killing yourself. I hear satan has a big stash of exclamation marks.

>>180557684
Can I update her into a real Senran?

>>180557841
He lied to you. There are only question marks inside the stash

>>180557883
No, although you can update her into a horrible HLE of a real senran.

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>>180557986
Satan would never lie to me!

>>180544145

if it's not chocolate I'm not reading

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김의 영광을 위해, 나는 모든 실을 Hikage를 사랑한다! 긴 라이브 Hikage!

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>>180558601

>>180558601
Hikage doesn't speak korean.

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>>180558206
Only Mistress would never lie to you! Look at this trustworthy face!

where is the minori milk story?

Where is the babu Yumi story?

Where is the World's true ending?

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>>180558850
I want to wipe that stupid grin off her face.

>>180559236
Jojo reference?

>>180559129
post yumis ice cream pasta

>>180550914
This guy are sick.

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Dorkdouji.

>>180559565
https://pastebin.com/9HPRZdtH

Posted a Yumi story for you instead.

I want Yumi to touch my penis.

>>180559310
Everything can be a Jojo reference if you twist it far enough.

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>>180561564
No, that's much too adult for a baby girl like Yumi.

Quick! You came to visit your Senran but she's not at home. You spot her toothbrush in the bathroom, what do you do with it?

>>180561743
No it's not. She's old enough for my dick

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Does your Senran have the same hair color as the color of her 'other hair'?

>>180561743
You can't keep babying her forever. Even just the tip will do.

>>180561867
>Implying

>>180561825
Dip it in tabasco.

>>180561825
>periodically replace her shampoo, body wash and toothpaste with my cum without telling her

>>180562073
>Implying she doesn't know you do it

>>180561825
Shove it up my ass and take a picture that I'll show her while she brushes her teeth.

>>180561825
Scrub my asshole.

>>180561825
Clean it to make sure it's spotless so she'll get an even better result the next time she goes to wash her teeth!

>>180562247
>Does that mean you want me to give you a rimjob?

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>>180562247
>>180562306
ENOUGH

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>>180561867

nobody will ever know because she hasn't let hair grow down there since she was 13.

>>180561970
>>180562073
>>180562247
>>180562306
Why would you pull such mean pranks on your own senran?

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Don't forget to play with your Senrans every once in a while. They might be trained ninjas but they also have a palyful side to them.

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>>180562631
>tfw no inurans
At least, the nekorans are really cute!

>>180561743
how pathetic, hope nips got triggered from seeing their waifu degraded like this

Now that senran kagura has all sorts of time fuckery going on I really wish they'd give us some really bad endings. Something like a third party killing one of the hanzo girls and framing the crimson squad for it which leads into a revenge story where a good chunk of senrans dies and the final boss is a yoma formed from the corpses and the blood of the dead senrans.

>>180562861
Do you have anything against babus?