/utg/ - Undertale General

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good night

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I slep

>>180517383
One slice to rule them all
Once slice to gag them
Once slice to bring them all
And in the Darkness, fag them

>>180517785
I'll fag you to death

>>180517995
go away, gote

alphys when

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nerds

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>>180517490
Goodnight Dadguy
>>180517701
Goodnight MSPGguy
>>180517995
>>180518294

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>>180518613
now

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>>180518676

>>180518616
>ywn fuck a girly sans in his ecto asshole

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Sorceress

of my heart

>>180518904
Thank god.

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baibai

dead game
dead general
dead thread
dead posts
dead anons
dead undertales

>>180519840
No

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>>180520509
Bad crossover time?

G O A T F E E T

live thread with robust population of content creators when

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>>180520996
i prefer fish feet

>>180521931
wonder if anyone will come back for a bit when the ps4 version comes out

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i like goat

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>>180522256
Bigger

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>>180521931
I sometimes draw, but I think myself far more proficient at writing

As to whether or not that proficiency has actually borne any worthwhile fruit, I will leave for others to decide. Self-aggrandization is an easy pit for a content creator of any kind to all into

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>>180522495
Smaller

>>180522880
Smallest

>>180523259
The fish was so tiny it didn't upload!

post soft moms ?

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>>180522348
best gote

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>>180524632
Yeah, sure.

>>180525079
thank

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>>180524632
i shall post softly

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>>180525510
Here's one more for the road

>>180525659
yess
>>180526002
<3

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>>180505590
He does not get to Didney and is all mopey about it

He's really like this because he tried to hold onto his gote form a long time after the barrier broke and it was starting to fade away and the attempt to stabilise him left him with a missing eye.

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>>180508660
Hey Pastebin Anon. Thanks for adding some of my Stories (His Duties, Learning the Ropes, older ones), I'm honoured.

If I could make a humble request, I marshalled my stories under a named PasteBin account to have everything I've written in the one spot. Would it be possible to update your entries to use those versions of the stories? They are literal 1-to-1 copies, so the readers wouldn't miss anything.

>https://pastebin.com/u/Ononymous

I hope It's not inappropriate to ask.

For everyone else, next story sometime today. It's a little silly in places, but I had fun with it.

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Muffet maidfic when?

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>>180527454
French accent or no french accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5W0ud5-uWs

>>180527030
Yeah sure, that's no problem at all! I'll update the links when I sit down to do tomorrow's update. Thanks for telling me!

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>>180527454
>Muffet supplementing her baking income with menial labour to help the spiders!
>Muffet deciding her ambidextery makes her suited for household cleaning!
>Muffet submitting her resume to Jerry!
>Jerry insisting she wear this outfit and he'll pay an extra ten gold!
>Muffet staying up all night adjusting it for her arms!
>First day is successful!
>Second day Muffet discovers Jerry has made a mess again!
>Jerry watching Muffet clean his house again!
>Complaining about the wifi as he drinks without a coaster!
>Muffet scolding Jerry for his bad manners!
>Jerry getting mad!
>Muffet calms down, sells Jerry ettiquette manners so people will like him better!
>Jerry fails to learn anything from it.
>But it's okay, Muffet made enough money to build a spider swimming pool!
>Muffet likes the outfit too!

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>>180527982
I myself have added ten more chapters to my work
https://pastebin.com/u/doomtale

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birb

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>>180528808
Wondering how she got mixed up in this crazy adventure with goat!

Oh my god my quivering pussy

>>180529307
what's wrong with your cat

>>180529307
What's wrong with Catty? Did she watch a scary movie? Did someone break into her house? Is Bratty in the hospital?

>>180517490
>>180517701
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpJrPY563A

>>180528082
Don't worry man, I got them all. I'm going through stuff that was added a while back now, so newer stuff isn't in there right now.

>>180527950
French accent is a massive plus

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>>180530279
k, sweet

Thanks a bunch, my dude

I just wanna get fucked with a big ol dick

>>180530494
No problem, senpai.

>>180530656
SRITR's your man

>>180530656
ay nigga lemme get summa dat mean ass dick
no homo

>>180530279
Thanks, Pastebin Anon, it's good to still see you time to time, hope you're doing well.

>>180530743
You wanna hit me up for a 163-way

What if Papyrus could remember everything about the time he asked the Cow Monster for a date?

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>>180520509
>posting cringe doesn't get your posts instantly deleted anymore
Is it true?

>>180531407
Ironic humor may be cringey at times, but there is a stark difference in sincerity, and it can be seen in their execution.

>>180531563
Running a train on the kiddo!

>>180531563
Oh. This is them sleeping. I thought it was the most tired kung-fu fight ever.

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Oh shit it's been a while since I came here how are you guys

>3 hours
>23 posters

Oh, okay

Well, I'll just floweypost quietly then

>>180531620
It's the middle of dead euro-hours, you really haven't been around for a while if you think this is surprising

why is the thread always dead when I just want to read people blathering about undertale

>>180531995
You come during Euro hours

>>180531995
Maybe you could read the previous thread?

>>180532094
I already did

>>180531604
Kiddo causing confusion and delay!

>>180532131
Read even older threads? Read a fanfic?

>>180532191
We must go deeper. Read the archives, starting from September 2015.

>>180532423
I actually want to do this, if only to collect images. How long do imgur images last before they expire?

>>180532423
Read the threads from when the demo came out

>>180532423
Read Toby's forum posts about his Earthbound romhack.

>>180532614
Learn Japanese and play Mother on the Famicom

>>180532651
Nuke Japan

>>180532692
Open the Opium trade with China

>>180532752
Construct ships to sail the seas

Why is Undertale being released on Sony's platforms rather than Nintendo's, I thought Toby met with Ninty?

>>180532791
Appoint Cincinnatus as Dictator for the second time

>>180532802
It was skyrim or Undertale. Nintendo took the road more travelled

>>180532843
Remove Aeneas

>>180532802
Sony's been super comfy with indie developers this gen, making it as easy as possible to port stuff over.

I still want Papers Please on the Vita dammit.

>>180532886
Found civilization on a fertile river valley

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>>180528808
>>180528904
I like this goat and this birb together

>>180532886
Make sure nobody can read the Indus Valley language.

>>180532978
What is this bird?

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>>180533091
OC from Fatz's Dreamer Reborn game. His OCs in general are pretty neat

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>>180533091
A cute.

>>180532875
I'm tired of Tom Howard crushing my dreams.

>>180532929
Kudos to Sony. I really wish Nintendo would stop screwing themselves over with their weird business policies.

>>180532978
>topless
Lewd!

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>>180533434
Have a family friendly encounter then?

>>180532978
Cherie chirpfic?

>>180533546
Tori not every dead child turns into a flower Asriel was a one-off.

>>180533516
The day drew on, slow as molasses, as Cheerie dutifully (wo)manned her post at the shop. Her eyes dropped with weariness as the clock ticked on, methodically. It had been hours since a customer had come in, and her only thoughts were on going home and updating her Dreemurr Fanblog. Suddenly, she felt an irritating sensation on her upper breast. She needed to itch it, but her wings wouldn't do the trick. Peering around and confirming that she was in fact alone, she started pecking at the spot, scratching the itch with her beak. Caught up in the relief, she failed to notice the door chiming, signaling a customer. "Uh... Hey." Came the gruff and juvenile voice of none other than Asriel Dreemurr himself! In fight and bliss, Cheerie whipped her head up, her top still slightly undone, staring red faced at the goat across the counter. She tried to speak, but as soon as she opened her mouth, all that came out was a high pitched "CHIRP!" Her redness deepening, she tried to laugh it off and say something again, but instead out came another chirp. This continued until she started squaking uncontrollably, and Asriel excused himself while Frisk howled with laughter.

>>180533607
those are for eating

>>180533782
>IllTryToBeGood.jpg

>>180533651
Good job Anon

>>180533978
Actually someone else wrote that for me when I requested a Cheerie chirpfic

>>180533651
Oh wow someone saved that
Thanks anon

Can Flowey understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>180534032
Also jesus fuck all those typos because I wrote it on my phone before work.
*drooped
*fright
*Squawking

>>180534240
Good job anyway anon.

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>>180534032
No, thank YOU, anon!

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>>180534240
>>180534032
>>180533651

An AU where Toriel and Asgore sleep in the renovated rooms in their houses

>>180535031
>Saturn this isn't weed

>>180535030
Papyrus is a good egg.

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>>180535139
It was all this reimagined. It was a different kind of speech; it was repetition.

>>180535268
BOING

>>180535268
And Mystery Babylon was Saudi Arabia.

>>180535372
Do not mock the booby

>>180535920
ZOOM!

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>>180535372
I feel the Earth and on levels chemical, atomic, and beyond I am connected to its great tree. Under one energy system and consciousness, I exude its beauty and complexity. Not out of vanity, but a recognition that the reality I have been experiencing is just one perspective of many belonging to one mathematical subset of the over-soul. It is intuitive.

Kiddo kiddofic?

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Remember to post the goat and to only post the goat. Post nothing but the goat or, when the time comes, the goat will not post you.

>>180536540
But I dislike the goat.

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>>180536610
That's not true.

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>>180536540
based goat

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>>180536540
This is the only version of the goat I want to post.

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>>180536540
baa

>>180536871
Knotted by beautiful flowergotecock!

goat and goat derivatives a shit

>>180536903
I just...want to post a flower....without someone talking about its cock........

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>>180536997
Maybe you should post someone without a huge cock.

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Flower goat

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>>180536997
disregard and enjoy beach flowe

>>180537095
but that rules out every character

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>>180536997
I think their face is far more beautiful than any noncanon body parts they may or may not have.

>>180537227
His face basically counts as a sexual organ, since he's a flower

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>>180537095
I want that dream gote to want me and my asssexually!

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>>180537329
Yes. Isn't it wonderful?

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>>180537492
No. I bet he's been pollinated more times than you could count.

>>180537559
But what about getting pollinated by him?

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>>180537492
>ywn give him oral just by giving him a kiss

>>180537653
>ywn frot with his genitals just by getting a kiss from him

Lewder!

>>180538054
If Shyren had a giant futa cock could she fuck her own butt with it

>>180538054
any lewder than this and we'll all be covered in nectar

>>180538110
I want to live in flower's lewdjuices

>>180538182
would be a pretty moist choice of home, anon

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>>180536394
https://pastebin.com/wyMFWS2k

>>180538414
kiddo/10

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only DADDY is allowed to kill the kiddo

wew

>>180540121
That the stupidest fucking thing I've seen in a while.

>>180540231

The nips are just as bad with sansfaggery it seems.

>>180540231
I was going to say exactly that. Holy shit. What example is there of someone saying "Only I'm allowed to kill her" that isn't completely stupid?

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>>180540121

>>180540391
I actually have a doujin in which 'the player' is the antagonist, and it wasn't anywhere this edgy.

>>180540395
I don't think there's any contest that could make it less stupid, unless it's some kind of AU where everyone's a competing mercenary and Sans is shouting this at a camera. And even then it's stupid.

>>180540569
>I see kiddo of green
>And kiddo of blue
>And I think to myself...
>You gonna fucking bad time...

>>180540395
I feel like there should be, but I can't name any.
Like it's something that can be pulled off with great difficulty but there are a million better ways to handle that sort of relationship between characters.

Performing surgery on Daddy Sans's ecto-hernia!

>>180540121
So wait, who's he protecting the kid from here? By the time he fights you, everyone else is dead except for Flowey and Asgore.

Is Sans just getting needlessly upset about how he finally made up his mind to fight and then Flowey betrayed the kid so Sans is like "hey no I wanted to do that"?

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>>180531620
Don't worry anon. It's always like this during euro hours these days.

>>180540808
he's looking up, so I think the implication is the player, which is stupid

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>>180540681
Post bad time!

>>180540808
That stupid completely irrational crazy bitch Undyne who wouldn't fuck his innocent retard brother Papyrus straight no matter how much Sans threatened both

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>>180541010

>>180540121
Wouldn't Sans be open to any way to permanently stop the anomaly and avert the end of existence?

>>180541186
No, because that would make sense and wouldn't be edgy enough

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New story!

>https://pastebin.com/JqJSAKS8
>You're It!
>Post-TP, Clean
>When Undyne feels like her training with Asgore isn't what it once was, she finds an unusual way to get that feeling back.

Rest of my stuff here
>https://pastebin.com/u/Ononymous

Let me know what you think, and hope you enjoy!

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>>180541010

>>180541223
Oh, so it's like him using an axe when he has powerful magic?

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>>180541010

>>180541493
You mean using an axe, while suffering from zombie hunger and protecting his human daughter, who is also Frisk's child, who got gangraped on the surface and died in an asylum?

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>>180541010

>>180541746
Yes.

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>>180541010

bad tim

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>>180541010

>>180542295
>quiro

>>180542572
is this a reference to something?

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>>180541010

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gote

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>>180543603
Now that goat's hand is moist and covered in germs.
Jerk.

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>>180544003
what about his mouth

>>180544187
What about his dick

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>>180543336
Apparently it's inspired by a similar scene in Deadpool, but the main goal was to make fun of angsty fics where Sans has nightmares.
http://killb94.deviantart.com/art/Having-a-bed-time-633713993
That guy's gallery is full of fascinating stuff, including that "the goat mom returns" picture used in the OP a few threads back.

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>>180544295
what do you think

>>180544405
I think friskriel would be even less likely than frisk x sans
Though I do like the art

>>180545692
>Frisk saves gote
>Gratefulness develops into a tight bond, maybe even romantic
I figured it was at least plausible. Why do you think it's less likely?

>>180545574
>Frisk looks like a fat brown midget
>Chara looks like a tall lanky bastard
>Chara-possessed Frisk looks like neither of them

how and why

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>>180545991
Who even knows

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Mornin
>Alphys Fetishizes the Underground winning

YOU FOOLS

>>180546172
Don't blame me, I voted for AsgoRG

>>180546256
Or the AsgoRGy

>>180546256
But anon, it's Asriel with all the fanfics about getting fat

>>180546172
do you discard all the losing concepts or do they get recycled into future polls?

>>180546771
They get liquified and consumed during the unholy ritual

>>180546803
anal soul absorption and liquification fic with alphys as pred when

>>180546686
There's more than body shape to consider

>>180546686
Wrong

>>180546898
>>180547003
>Shy, timid, eager to please, occasionally goes psychotically dom
>Cheerful and friendly, experienced, strives not to hurt you but will get down to business once the ball starts rolling

>>180547113
Why would you roll a ball to Asriel though?

>>180547156
Because ball game

>>180547113
It's a different kind of timid though, plus with Asgore you have the gentle older lover thing going on not to mention the whole authority thing that goes with being a king if you choose to play that up and why wouldn't you since it's hot.
Also dick headcanons but I always saw Asriel as being longer and Asgore bring thicker.

>>180546898
But AsgoRGing would make him fatter!

>>180547593
That's Asvorfing

>>180547656
Same difference.

Is Asgore Fat, Got a "world's strongest man" physique or is it his natural gote shape?

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>>180548243
Musclegut and big meaty pecs

>>180548243
whichever one you want

>>180548925
I choose messed up kid that chooses revenge first but not a demon unless Frisk goes genocide

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>>180549025
That's an odd description for Asgore but whatever floats you boat

>>180549094
Papyrus knew exactly what DT would do to monsters and the flower and did it anyway out of idle curiosity.

>>180549401
fucking skeleton whore

>>180549401
SRITR remembers everything that happens in the resets and is super angsty about it. It's why he refuses to talk to Frisk unless he's forced to.

>>180549401
Anon, are you okay?

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Last call

>>180550103
Toriel seems ignorant at times, but it's more like she's naive. She's eternally optimistic as she prepares her puzzles and will always work at her spaghetti.

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>>180550184
Forgot link
http://www.strawpoll.me/13261369

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>>180549401
In order to understand what a masterful work of art I'll Try To Be Good is you must first understand what Alphys is as a character, what her True Soul is. She is an analogy for the player, the gamer, the reddit using 4chan browsing meme spouting shitlord who has the $10 and minimum specs to play Undertale by Toby Fox (and is enough of a NERD to actually play VIDEOGAMES) who then fictionally hurt the fictional character in the fictional video game and deserves to be screeched at in stream chat when they clearly said they were doing the genocide route in the title. Much like The Player, The Gamer, The Pariah, Alphys

>Is Fat
>Is Sweaty
>Jerks off to Anime Cartoons All Day
>Wears Glasses
>Is A Virgin
>Likes Pretending they Are The Hero
>Is Fat

Alphys is a whore. A big fat bimbo Barney dinosaur shitlord who Uses Cheat Codes and makes The Flower Suffer for her own revolting amusement. She is Hell On Earth. This is symbolic of the system of straight white male entitlement we have created, and of which Undertail is targeted and then derails as they say on TvTropes. She is the True Villain of The Underground, the Maestro of Mayhem, the Manchester Molester, and her cruelties are without limit or MERCY. The only true and good ending to Undertale is the one where The Alphys, and also the player, fucking die.

Bash the fash.

Goodnight, alt-right.

Goodnight, alt-white.

>>180550381
anon I have no idea where this just came from, but please remember to take your meds in the doses that are prescribed. if you missed a day, please don't take a double dose, it doesn't work that way

>>180550381
Anon please

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>>180548243
Asgore is not fat!

>>180551047
I have never been on medication of any kind.

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>>180545692
>Frisk is gote savior
>Asriel talks about her being "the friend he always wanted"
>Projected Chara, his former best friend onto her, because he was interested
Seems really viable to me

>>180550381
But can she turn on fire eye

>>180552014
>her

>>180551928
I think we've found the problem

>>180552059
How else can she have the hole for Sans's non-consensual kiddos

>>180552280
Magic

>>180553610
bone magic

>>180552280
Sans doesn't need kiddos, there's a conveniently-shaped hole in his conveniently-shaped lamp

>>180553908
for a sophisticated daddy like Sans, coitus is illuminating

>>180550343
I don't actually care but I voted so that Chara or Alphys wouldn't win

>>180554816
Souls are weird.

>Sergius III has reputedly ordered the murder of his two immediate predecessors, Leo V and Christopher, and was the only pope to have allegedly fathered an illegitimate son who later became pope (John XI).
Which Undertale is most similar to Pope Sergius III?

>>180555304
Asgore

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Would you let her show you?

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"Dirty brother killer" is one of the least badass lines in the game and I have no idea why people often use it to make Sans look cool.

>>180554816
I'm glad we got over that whole licking and eating the hearts thing. It was weird.

>>180556495
Agreed, it works as a mild insult and a but surprisingly direct from Sans, but that's about it. Then again, it goes hand-in-hand with fire-eye scarf avenger, so it's basically a warning sign

>>180556935
speak for yourself, it was chicken soup for the dick

>>180556935
Who is 'we'? Soul sex is amazing.

>>180558113
...is that godzilla and mothra?

I know it's been a while utg but I got invited to be part of a mtt anthology and im very excited! my mtt is gonna stick out like a sore thumb next to japan's though

>>180558441
Why are you posting it here?

>>180558535
>>180558289
SHIT, wrong thread, sorry guys

>>180555304
Alphys, she's corrupt and lazy and would resort to backstabbing or murder if it meant a bigger paycheck

>>180559375
>tfw no art of undyne taking the knot

>>180559482
>tfw only art of Sans, Toriel, Asgore and Asriel taling the knot
Alphys deserves it at least

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>>180559482
nah, we good

>>180560453
post it

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>>180561038
post what? More fish?

Cuz I got you covered, pham

>>180558485
Good job anon! Will it be available for purchase overseas?

>>180561725
I have no idea, merosan is going to try and send a copy to me but they're not the host as far as I know!

>>180561987
or rather theyre co-host!

>>180562125
>>180561987
Ah, well either way, it's a great opportunity and I'm sure it's pretty cool to work with more distant parts of the fandom. Good on you!

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Row row row you goat

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>>180563885
Gently down the stream

This is the worst general on /vg/
I wish we could erase all of you

>>180564253
Would you like a guided tour, or would you like to free-roam instead?

>>180564253
Name good generals.

>>180564589
General Beatrix

>>180564826
She is good warrior, but nos so good general. And not a /vg/ general thread. desu good joke

>>180564589
General Kenobi

>>180565241
>>180565204

Guys? Just a question, please don't be insulted, my english is really broken and im not really eloquent enough to say it in a manner that suits my question...

but why are getting singleplayer games like Undertale own thread. Its not only you guys but other titles. Isn't there a point where there is nothing more to say about a game?

or is this more or less a nice discussion with fanart trading?

>>180565735
Yes

>>180565735
UT still has a pretty thriving fancontent market, and we talk about that too. Stories and comics and art and whole alternate universes. And we also like exploring the parts of the main game that are vague.

For the next drawfriend to come along: Flowey at the Fault of Amigara, trying to climb into a goat shaped hole shouting "It was made for me!"

>>180565735
>>180565841

i see.
Thanks for the information.
I wish you all a good day.

What if Toriel mixed things up and made a Cinnamon-Butterscotch Pie?

>>180568117
Frisk would die, reset, and refuse to eat it, hurting Toriel's pride.

>>180568117
It's make sense. Is she worst in cook?

>>180568117
Sans would teach the bitch what happens when his instructions aren't followed

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>>180568117
Nothing. Frisk isn't a picky eater. They'll even eat pieces of colored cardboard.

>>180568803
http://nochocolate.tumblr.com/post/140102261025

>>180541275
Cute

>>180570435
I can't believe this is how Undyne lost her eye
She totally should've been able to catch it

>>180570681
She had a bet with Shyren that she could headbutt it in midair. She got the timing wrong.

>>180570681
>>180571119
To be fair, Gerson was extremely drunk at the time.

>>180571175
And he is a senile old fart with arthritis.

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[something]

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EXHAUSTING WHAT REMAINED OF OUR FAMILY FORTUNE ON SWARTHY WORKMEN

I'm gonna call your fave fat and ugly.

>>180572502
DO IT

HEY! THIS ANON'S >>180572593 FAVE!
YOU*RE FAT AND UGLY!

>>180571789
*Stoic nod of approval*

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>180573387
But can the Spider accomplish world peace with a stick and a klondyke bar!?

In your opinion which minor character would it be the hottest to be eaten, digested and shit out of?

>>180573834
So sorry

>>180573387
The baby spider happily skittering on her room's wall!
Putting a glass over the baby spider and putting a postcard under the glass so the baby spider is trapped in the glass!
Opening the front door and dropping the baby spider out!
Locking the door so the baby spider can't get back in!
The baby spider knocking on the door and crying!

>>180571789
>Actually going with botted results

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>>180571789
it'll never be the twist huh.

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>>180574223
Then I would have gone with the Chara/Frisk handjob fic

>>180574391
What is the twist?

>>180573460
Obviously! She doesn't even need the stick and Klondike bar. All she needs is to nicely ask every country in the world to stop fighting. They can't possibly say no to such a cute face!
>>180574004
Opening the door to let the spider back in!
Kicking the bully out before closing the door!
Helping the spider bake tasty spider cookies with a new recipe!
The cookies turning out to be the best cookies the spider ever tried!
The spider being so happy!

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>>180567024
Would he even have trouble climbing into it?

>>180576952
Hahaha. Excellent job anon

>>180576952
Ironically the other side is flower-shaped.

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Goatmum is cool and is top caster

>>180576952
Several months later, Flowey comes out of this hole a misshapen abomination, but it's really just his vines splayed all over the place that he can easily retract. He vows to never be excited by something ever again.

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>>180577762
So does Toriel have levels in sorcerer, or does she get free caster levels from her race?

>>180578298
Cast as a Sorcerer of level equal to her Monstrous Humanoid hit dice + any levels in Sorcerer she gains. +2 caster level for [Fire] spells.

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Best ship

Canon post TP

>>180578768
Cattaton?

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>>180578584
Op plz nerf. Even dragons don't get free casting that good. I guess monsters are made of mostly magic though, and boss monsters are pretty strong. Would monsters be vulnerable against evil aligned creatures and spells with the evil descriptor?

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Would you SAVE her?

>>180579208
Yes.

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>>180578298
Sorcerer with Draconic Bloodline. Focus on fire.

>>180579208
They probably have level adjustment like +6 to account for their reduced physical matter.

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>>180579292
that and more

>>180579292
Of course!

>>180579292
Why would she need saving, she is in the strong arms of Reader

>>180579406
Edit this to replace Toriel with Phoning Dragondad

>>180579510
She never would have needed to go Undying, if she had the great and powerful Reader by her side to save her

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>>180579435
I'd still play one because FREE casting.

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>>180579709
Attune your mind to be as one with the roaring fire.

>>180579637
It is impossible for her to go Undying, she knows it would be stupid anime crap and she's too mature and demure for it

Talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity.

>>180580426
Title for a fic where Asriel talks to Flowey?

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>>180579292
I'd LOVE to!

Undyne going Undying is one of the most satisfying character beats in the whole game.

What if Coyote Peterson fell in the underground?

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>>180581251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpKy0vXTHg

>>180582538
Most appropriate song title too

>>180582264
>I'm about to enter the feels zone... with a small gote

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Can I get you something to drink?

What if Chin from Hong Kong 97, the most powerful and determined human to ever live, fell into the Underground?

>>180583005
As long as there's no fuckin' ugly reds, the Underground shall be spared.