/tf2g/- Team Fortress 2 General

redpill me on ms pauling and scout

lesbian and kissless virgin

>>180425901
i like the new danger shield
if theres like 3 pyros spamming scorch flares its going to be incredibly hard to aim
its good considering his only other alternatives are a jar of piss every 20 seconds or standing next to a dispenser

>>180426272
i know, i'm just glad the bullet blocking version will soon be fucking dead

How is it that dance taunts end up being cheaper than their MSRP in the mann co store?

i am going to glue my mantreads to my feet once they get updated

>>180427329
>you can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead feet, and even then good luck because i will have glued it to my cold, dead feet

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Never saw general this alive in months may be years.
Are we going way too fast?

I for one welcome the speed, thread activity and non-fempyro OPs

>>180427470
no, this is the speed that generals should be striving to go through

for once we have actual discussion instead of the same "post your x" or "post charts no one gives a damn about"

Are server scans still a thing or is there no way to profit any more?

post your charts

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I was sort of okay with fempyro OPs, but whoever opening these threads now, doing a pretty good job on OP pics.

Also what are the chances a Diablo 3 General to live if I were to open one? Anyone hyped about Necro? $14.99

>>180427930
far from the right thread to ask about d3g's potential longevity
head to mmog

tfw used to use degreaser + flare and recently tried stock and am not looking back

>>180428163
mmog died

Are there any scanners left? I feel like getting some cheap goods like in the old days but it appears they've been removed from the OP.

To that one anon, there is a banjo taunt.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=855351756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mePbBYTu5E4

What sniper rifle is best in mvm if you can actually click heads

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&searchtext=&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=trend&section=mtxitems&requiredtags%5B%5D=Taunt&requiredtags%5B%5D=Jungle

Place your bets people! What taunts will go on to be added in the Jungle update?
https://strawpoll.com/2dy28yr

>>180429754
there is only one good sniper and its the heatmaker

>>180429859
Wouldn't bazaar be good though because you can get literally free charge rate

>>180429908
you can buy charge rate
you cant buy a no unscoping upgrade between shots

>>180430124
Alright I understand thanks. When I get focus, should I just be firing as fast as possible? Or waiting till i get full charge

>>180430176
Your choice, but for whatever reason, bots have a tendency to slow way down when you pop them with a nonlethal headshot.

dead already?

What'a shame. Maybe they died due to the HUGE FUCKONG TROPICAL STORM THAT IS TOTAL GONNA RUIN EVERYTGING EVERYBIDY PAVK UP AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

>>180431920
They're in Washington, silly.

somebody sell me an argyle ace for a reasonable price

>>180425901

add the guillotine

>>180432327
i know guillotine got hit honestly harder than any of the weapons listed, but it never bothered me to the point of pissing me off like everything listed did. i don't need to rub it into the face of the guillotine any more.

>>180430270
exp headshot applies a slow effect to everyone in range with a slightly longer effect on the targer itself

>>180431920
The EARTHQUAKE WILL BE SOOOOO POWERFUL IN CALIFORNIA

>>180432654
well i'm scared now

>>180432701
It MAY DESTROY LOTS OF HOUSES
IT MAY DESTROY TELEPHONE POLES
IT MAY DESTROY ALL KINDS OF TRANSFORMERS

Serious question for people who have overwatch and still play tf2, what don't you like about ow? I'm trying to decide on which game to pick up ow or pubg

>>180432943
Each character is piss easy to learn
Playing rock paper scissors with characters isn't fun
few maps
the only teamwork in the game is comboing ults

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>>180432787
pls

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>>180432787
Is that such a bad thing?

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>>180432787
this is going to be a big nothingburger just like the last hurricane

also anybody who lives on the coast deserves this.

does anyone else make it a point to kill friendlies?

>>180433225
I always pad my score when I can.

>>180433225
sometimes. if it's just one pootis heavy then whatever, i don't really waste my time, but if it's a huge cluster of people dancing or being friendly i'll try to be the one dick that ruins everything and gets people mad at me in chat.

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>>180433225
Yes. Fuck friendlies. If I see one, I'll even go out of my way to kill them. It just really gets on my nerves when everyone's actually going around fragging(or trying to) and having a good time and then this one motherfucker wants to have a picnic. Screw friendlies. Votekick if on my team, kill over and over if on enemy team.

>>180433225
If it's an enemy Heavy I'll let them live. Never know when you might need a sandvich
Otherwise, their only use to me is a +1 on my strange

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>>180433225
>go Spy
>disguise as that one friendly
>flick DR and wait crouched with sammich visible at your disguise
>you can use teammate disguises too, remember that
>stab unaware people
>if friendly is on your own team, people will shoot him for spycheck now, mostly end up killing him
>that will make him RQ or go REEEEE over chat
>if friendly is at the enemy team people will mock him to change his attitude because there's a Spy mimicing him
>you keep stacking frags until friendly leaves the game or start to play for real

You're welcome

>frag
>get low on health
>run into enemy heavy
>he throws me a sandvich
>Thanks!
>kill him

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>People calling Hoovy/Friendy an "alternate playstyle"

>>180433991
Literally this.

I don't have an issue with friendlies since if someone's having fun and it isn't interfering with mine I just don't care, but it's fucking hilarious to do this.

>>180434125
Congrats, next time you see him he'll just let you burn to death after you get pegged by a flarebitch

reminder if there's an aimbotting sniper on the enemy team just look at the skybox, run backward toward them and spam ADADADADA

>>180434257
i can't be flared if i'm a pyro and you'd be surprise how many friendlies are militant in their friendly status

>>180434368
why is that
does it fuck with their aimbot?

>>180433879
>>180433879
I fucking hate having them on my team. they're idle. a shitty player is more useful than them

>Be fragging as Heavy
>Get low on health, fall back to health kit
>It's gone, do the "I've claimed this health kit" squat while I wait for it to respawn
>Enemy Soldier comes by, sees me
>"Today is a good day!"
>Walks on by
>Health kit spawns, go chase after him and punch him in the back with the KGB while he's trying to peek our sentry

>>180434457
some aimbots aim where they think the head should be, not where it actually is. some taunts also mess it up.

>>180434610
does that mean you can kazotsky kick towards a hacker and he won't be able to hit you

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The Fleming
>Ubercharge heals the yourself and everyone within healing range, but provides no invulnaribility.
>+10% Ubecharge build rate
>10% of healing done applies to yourself
>On Assist: 1 seconds of 100% critical chance upon switching to primary or melee weapon for up to 5 seconds. Switching away retains remaining 100% critical chance bonus.

>>180434776
>the yourself

listening to too much whitehouse bub

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overwatch even copied the shield lamo
would this be a good unlock to use in 6v6? cancer?

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make bingo cards for the update

post bingo cards

template next post

>>180435318
i dont think it would be bad if you would make it less like a wall and more like a shield so you cant just block a whole doorway against spam

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>>180435371

>>180433225
Depends, sometimes yes, sometimes no. I toss a voicecommand 0 1 out of a pottis hovver tosses me a sandvitch

>>180435318
would be neat. push last and protect your entire team
might be an issue if the pyro can spy check and airblast anyone away, so it would be hard to flank
but that would mean pushing last with a pyro

>people thinking the reason spy mains are bitching is because they can't 'adapt' despite the fact that spy is the only fun class to play

>>180435642
>despite the fact that spy is the only fun class to play
ask me how i know your stabby/ paladin

>>180435694
>your
>i
>'/ '
Ask me how I know you haven't finished 8th grade.

>>180435642
>spy is only the fun class to play

learning how to rocket jump isn't fun?
getting airshots isn't fun?
double jumping as scout and being unhittable isn't fun?
meatshots aren't fun?
being ubered and killing everything isn't fun?
getting a headshot isn't fun?
having your level 3 sentry gun mow down retards isn't fun?
getting pipes isn't fun?
having idiots walk into your sticky trap isn't fun?

>>180435845
Those are just too easy. I like my tf2 games like I like my women. On the edge and in groups of sixes.

>>180435945
>spy
>sixes

more like invisible and hiding from you

>>180435642
Fun is subjective, but you being retarded is objective.

Nerfs were well deserved, (could've made it so ammo pickup on the DR was halved and it would've been just as good though) and you're now going to learn how to actually sneak.

>>180435990
I can already tell you don't play spy

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>>180436041
>>Nerfs were well deserved
You keep saying that despite Spy being the weakest class in the game. But you would defend Valve regardless of what they do. My bet is you'd even defend random crits if they decided to add those to the game.

>>180436043
i can already tell that you havent found atleast one of your six women yet

>>180436178
spy having those tools be as good as they were didn't make him any better really, just a annoying.

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>3v6
>enemy team refuses to autobalance

>>180436178
Spy should be reworked entirely because it's currently the weakest class in the game. It's an issue that won't be solved by nerfing or buffing the DR, but the DR always was just turbo annoying to play against.
Still easy to kill, just took much longer tracking him down and making sure he was dead after popping multiple DR's.

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>the amby nerf is secretly a buff
http://imgur.com/gallery/WqxKL

>>180436270
>just annoying
Heavies on carts are annoying. Overhealed snipers with razorbacks are annoying. Three engis on the last point of a payload map are annoying.

>>180436250
I'm not really sure where you're going with this.

>>180436354
>but the DR always was just turbo annoying to play against
Just like every other class is annoying if they're good right? Lets be honest here. You just suck and can't take out a single spy.
>tracking him down
I don't have to tell you what's wrong with this playstyle do I? Looks like the spy serves the purpose of creating a distraction instead of having to rely on its team. Seems like a useful ability that makes spy just slightly viable in team setting. It's a team game after all.

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>They didn't buff enforcer
>Battlespy is still stuck in limbo
I'll take my Full stock / Let Range + Stock for now then

>>180436545

It's annoying because he's able to pop his dead ringer nonstop if he picks up ammo kits which are scattered in abundance in large amounts.
I'd be happier if they buffed the DR by making it so you CAN pick up ammo packs, but they replenish half of the current amount and spy gets a much faster speed boost.

I'm fine with a watch that feigns death, but it's too easy to track him down in it's current form since the relocation aspect of feigning death sucks ass and always has. It'd be better than him eating up every ammo pack while taking potshots and spamming dr shields.

It's something that needs to be worked on. I want the DR to be useful, but at the same time, I don't want people to use it as a cruch for running and gunning/getting a single pick, feigning death, recharging ad nauseum.

Spy should be more of a support class than he currently is, but making him such would require new items.

Couple of good ones i've heard are a pickup mechanic where you can grab ammo packs/health kits and drop them off for your teammates, or a temporary sentry stun that you can throw.

Just something that makes him more than a pick class/tech breaker.

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>>180434172
???????????

>>180436794
enforcer already has perfect accuracy it doesn't need a buff

>>180437513
GIVE ME MY RANDOM CRITS.
PIERCING DAMAGE RESISTENCE IS USELESS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>180437513
It shoud literally just become

>Damage Fal-loff reduced by 50% (60/50/40 instead of 60/40/20)
>20% Slower firing speed
>No Random Critical hits

>>180437798
>40 hitscan damage across the map twice a second

haha no

>>180438312
Yeah rewarding skill what a shit concept

>>180438356
>point and click
>skill

>>>/r/jesuschristreddit

>>180437513
it doesn't need a buff, it needs a fix.
it's damage resist ignore effect doesn't even work against the battalion's backup and fists of steel. hell, it's attribute was so rushed, that pain train users don't even take extra damage from the enforcer!

>>180438506
Would be intresting to have it have a flat amount of 40 damage, no matter what resistances or bonuses that exist of any kind.
Not even distance would come into play.

>>180436407
the 50% increased accuracy only applies to the first shot anyway, so we went from a literal pixel perfect shot to whatever the fuck is the last image

>>180437107
>are scattered in abundance in large amounts.
No such thing. Either pick up the ammo first or don't chase him all the way.

Dead ringer should instantly put the spy at 1hp no matter what, desu.

>Spy get's a shotgun unlockable as a primary
>Identical to other shotguns
What changes?

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>>180436794
>best underdog-looking revolver
>needs a buff
Nope.

>>180439325
is it identical to other shotguns?

>>180439408
No.

>>180439325
>miss stab
>blast people away to hell and back
I like the revolver a lot more, reliable at all ranges and similar DPS, but misses the burst damage a shotgun would bring, which is not what a spy secondary should do

>>180439429
bad

>sapper replaced with a wrangler that can control enemy sentries for three seconds before cooldown what changes

>>180438742
>First-shots are no longer perfectly accurate. Bullet-spread is instead reduced by 50%
i dont think its only on the first shot anon

>>180439615
I would love this but holy fuck would it be overpowered

Just decided to queue up on casual to frag people on ctf_turbine, only to find that the server I found is full of friendlies. Everyone were voting to kick players who weren't friendly, which ended up kicking 2 new players who just wanted to play the game (who were on our team), and kicked their only good player that actually played the game (a DH soldier). What the fuck is with friendlies man? Go to community servers if you want to do dumb shit that doesn't involve killing players for fucks sake.

>>180439650
but what if while using it the spy is constantly shouting funny remarks "the other way you stupid bucket of bolts"

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>>180439659
hello it is me

>>180439659
>Post things you hate in TF2

Can't fucking stand it when people say "No capping on hightower it's a rule!!1!1"

actually makes me mad, just go to a goddamn no cap hightower server you dumb fuck

new idea
>spy gets a wrangler that can control enemy sentries for 3 seconds before 10 second cooldown
>can be used on several sentries at once
>must personally go to each one to place an object that will be able to control it
>can be whacked off by engineers
>while using it the spy is constantly shouting funny remarks "the other way you stupid bucket of bolts"
balansed?????

>>180439802
oh, hi egg

yes, i'm that guy who asked if you were a lurker here

>>180439867
Maybe not a wrangler, but a zapper that made a sentry go nuts and just start spinning around and firing whatever it has at its disposable would be pretty neat.
Functions like a normal zapper in the basic time and destruction fields, but instead of destroying the sentry it just sends it haywire.

What is the most OP scout loadout/map? I'm a spy addict trying to change my ways.

>>180440578
Soda Popper + Mad Milk
Can't say for melee yet desu, might still be atomizer or sandman.

Full stock is also goat, if you can aim the pistol

>>180440637
> if you can aim the pistol
Aiming isn't my issue. It's not having reliable health on scout

>>180440676
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
I bet you use DR as spy

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How do you fix not being able to see where to shoot because flamethrower obscures everything?

Is it even worth reinstalling TF2? I was waiting for the matchmaking update to save TF2 so we could have comp-lite but instead it replaced quickplay and ruined the entire game. Has the game improved at all since then?

>>180440780
matchmaking is better for casual than it was, but still not better than quickplay

>>180440780
wait a week or so for the update to come out, playing now is only going to hamper your want to play

https://youtu.be/b0QTlzUQKCY
Hey check this out, apparently there are rare passti.e catch animations that no one knew about because literally no one plays pass time the way it's supposed to be played.

>>180415292
The gravity of the situation is this: There are a bunch of people always complaining about the lack of vanilla rotation servers, nocrits or otherwise, but there's not enough of you to stick around. Quickplay has pretty much drained the community of people who will fill slots on those servers, and it is incredibly hard to keep up the numbers no matter what.

I was considering hosting an EU nocrits rotation server but I came to the realisation that it doesn't matter what you do and your community will die, buried beneath the mass of Hightower, Orange and Saxton Hale servers. The last remaining bastion (TF2 No Bullshit) is dead. The only hope is that Valve fixes the TF2GC and makes quickplay decent, because as long as it exists, vanilla community servers will not.

>>180440710
Well every spy does. That's not a hard guess

>>180440832
There's an actual timestamp on these balance changes coming out? I didn't see one on their post.

>>180440972
I liked the original quickplay

>>180440578
Just use pocket pistol after it's been buffed, you will have your self heal tool as well as a secondary that you can still fall back to, done. Scattergun's always a good primary, and melee doesn't matter (except if you want to build medic's uber, then take boston basher).

>>180441116
>>180440676
Anyways taunting aside,
When you are not a DR baby, you will actually need to think about movement, enemy positions, and how much HP you have, as well as risk/reward.

You can't just mindeslley charge into a group of 5 people and still get to survive, as well as be able to get behind them for free.

Map awarness and game sense are essentially skills you actually need now.

No amount of free HP as any class will ever fix that.

>>180441181
No, there isn't, but back around the meet your match update valve said that the update would be released soon after a post about the update asking people's opinions about the balance changes or something along those lines.

I'm assuming this is that post.

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>finally got the 1,000,000 explosive damage demo achievement
huh, that took longer than I thought

>>180440890
>ass time still exists
for what purpose

>>180433225
depends on the server. in casual? absolutely. On community servers? Only if they get in the way or are helping. I had a teammate who was doing muh friendly heavy and kept outing me as spy so I switched teams and kept killing him.

how do i win scout v soldier as scout

>>180439621
>subject is first shots
>subsequent sentence somehow applies to whole gun
Knowing valve they will have all shots but the first have 5% accuracy but whatever

jump but only sometimes

>>180443438
maintain height, he wont be able to just shoot the ground beneath you
try not to jump and simply walk around projectiles, reason being a jump is harder to control for scout and easier to track as soldier
hit your shots

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>>180443438
Other anon said it already but I'll give a small addition about jumps; don't jump until you're too close or need to reload or swap weapons quickly.

>>180440578
Give a try to Popper+Guillotine+Sandman before it's killed.
Enjoy FaN+Cola+Sun before Cola gets buried into the ground.

>>180440676
>having health issues on Scout
Then give a chance to stock Scattergun+Madmilk+F'oW.
If you position properly, and don't exhaust doublejump early just to be a free airborne target you won't have health issues

>Pyromancer
>0 out of 1,000,000
Please tell me it just doesn't show it till its done.

>>180444106
i was literally looking at this just now too, what the fuck

>>180444375
new spy meta

>>180444375
Yeah what was this all about? My disguises kept being broken

>when you could see spies from a mile away because disguises were broken to the point that the spy's weapon would still show through

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I sent another mail to Volve. Lectured and rant about their current balance plans.
Suggested
>DR to get a cloak duration cut down to 5.5s and slower recharge, still can replenish cloak so it's easier to track down
>Spycicle blocks cloakmeter to get replenished when melted away and recovering
>Diamondback to be nerfed with first shot inaccuracy but recovery time untouched
>Amby gets a slightly longer recovery time but still perfectly accurate at long distances.
>DDS to get a slight crit resistance added, no health addition and only saves your ass from Amby/Dback crits without overheal
>Razorback increases melee damage but overheal decays faster and has a slower healrate, doesn't replenish after a while
>told them to not kill Sandcleaver combo totally, but slowdown the draw time on Cleaver and allow moonshots to stun only instead.
I dunno how these could work out in a real game, I'm really convoluted about Razorback's mechanics. May be they did the best bet.
Did I do good?

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>>180444745
I think it's an intended bug. Back in the day, no such bug existed, now you have to check your disguise again and press B (default current disguise button) to be sure and mimic weapon swap once. Same "bug" also goes for Deadringer when you try to disguise without letting speedboost to cease away, emitting smoke and giving your position.

>>180443438
Everything the other dudes said, but some additional hints. The first step should always be to identify what gear the soldier is carrying, if he has a shotgun, you should be prepared for that. This is a no brainer, but there are a shit ton of people that pay no attention to this. The biggest liability of soldiers is the mag size, so a shotgun is really important to consider. Always know how many shots they have left in their mag. If you're going to use the pistol to annoy them from a safer range, try to avoid carrying it around empty, not having a good backup in tight situations is really really bad. The most important one: Don't be predictable. This counts for all of TF2, but is especially true for dm. If your attack patterns are always the same, it doesn't matter if you have the higher ground, because there will be a rocket waiting for you to show up.

This also should go without saying, but your aim is so fucking important. Scout is a hit scan class. Scouts that can't rely on doing damage with the scattergun get into all sorts of bad habits, like closing the distance quickly for easy meat shots, as soon as they see the first reload animation. Your aim needs to be just as good as a sniper mains should be. Really get down how much damage you can do from certain ranges. If you get in one good hit early, it's often very easy to finish it without taking any further risks from a safer range.

Whats the cheapest spec killstreak in the game.
I am making a pro kit.

>>180446293
Big Kill, or Batsaber probably

>>180439659
>disguise as teammate friendly
>backstab
>seed distrust
>repeat

>>180446769
Doesn't work if your own team kicks you, if they see you backstabbing

>>180446293
My half completed souther hospitality and frontier justice fabricators that don't require unique items to complete

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>>180414992
No matter how heavy blows you receive, in the end you will always win. Not just in TF2, but life in general. The moment you begin to accept defeat, you have lost.

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>>180434776
>1 second for up to 5 seconds

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Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxUbOY0sdRM

>>180447626
why do autists make 30min+ videos of themselves literally just reading the patch notes?
no one gives a fuck about your opinion and no one is going to watch the whole video

why are non autists shit at the game

everyone who plays this game is autistic

>>180447984
Reading military literature has made my game sense better

>>180447809
To milk ad revenue. Overwatch youtubers are pretty notorious for doing the same thing, except they also make 10 min+ "discussion" videos on rumors and speculation.

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>>180447809
Noone told them to kill themselves on time so now they're stuck wandering this plane forever

>>180448210
i'm guessing it's so they can justify using midroll ads because their videos are so damn long? i'd honestly feel bad about doing that and some of my videos are nearly an hour long. i mean using the non-invasive ads is getting me a steady flow of like 4-12 cents a day, but i honestly think that's better than annoying the people who'd actually bother to watch with ads on with some unskippable video ad midway through. maybe i'm just not greedy enough.

>>180448901
You're making hour-long videos for less than 30 bucks a year?

>>180449082
on a bad day pretty much. i know i'd make more with midroll ads or those 5 second ones you can skip at the beginning, or even worse the ones you can't skip at all, but that's invasive and irritating.

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>>180448210
>>180448894
this was meant to gta youtubers but i guess it still applies

>>180429859
>>180429908
>>180430124
Wouldn't the machina be good for dealing massive damage at multiple giants? 1035 damage when fully charged with max damage upgrades, charging pretty fast with the correct upgrades

>>180449386
this is accurate

>>180449395
i guess, but being unable to no scope tanks for rapid fire 100 damage shots is a pretty steep price for 100 extra damage on fully charged headshots and not having to buy projectile penetration

>>180449395
Try thinking of it as dps rather than single shot damage

I know it's compelling to pick the hardest hitting bullet but that only gets you so far

ambassador fix

+headshots crit
+perfect accuracy always
+no cooldown between shots
-50% damage penalty

>>180449615
How long is the charge with max upgrades? Because if i'm not mistaken you can get off 6 uncharged headshots in 5 seconds with a fully powered heatmaker, and that's 1800 damage. If machina charges in less than 2 seconds that's already more than 2k damage
Maybe i should test this shit out

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Will the pyro update release coincide with the summer sale?

It's highly unlikely

am i the only one who uses current mantreads for the knockback resist because i can't fucking rocket jump

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>>180450331
>because i can't fucking rocket jump
I will never understand how people go on a videogame general to discuss a specific game, but won't invest an hour on a jump server to learn basic jumping

>>180450331
no i'm sure you're not the only one itt that's this bad

Can we have autobalance back please?

Pyro Update releases today at 11:00 AM Pacific Time.
Screencap this.

>>180450375
>>180450394
fine it was hyperbole

i can rocket jump decently i just don't feel like it half the time and really only ever play soldier to shit on scouts and sentries with direct hit and i know the knockback resist actually helps beyond a placebo

>>180450553
i doubt they'd release the update before any more balance changes are revealed. i mean it's the pyro class pack and you think they're not going to talk about pyro before releasing it? best case scenario today we get some more balance change news and i wouldn't even hold my breath about that because they've had 2 days worth of feedback to go through.

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>buy pocket pistol for 1.66 refined from strange bots
>sell on steam market for 4 refined in cash

>>180448894
>hey pals, it's your boy orb here
>acting like some epicccc celebrity of nuSPUF, pretending people care and that you matter at all

I don't have a absolutamente asqueroso powerful enough to react with

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>>180448894
>your boy Orb here
Ya lost me there.

idk if this was posted here already but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhRNIsNyfSk

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>>180450553

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*blocks your path*

what do you do?

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>>180452051
walk around that pig

>>180452051
insert bat and cover in mad milk

That Converse/Adidas knockoff crossover looks fucking disgusting

said the fatass spic manlet
lmao

please tell me im not the only one who likes to put a level 3 in the water in 2fort

i like to put my 9 inches in your mom

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>>180452275
How does that invalidate his sense of fashion?

Says the chubby half-Mexican who exclusively wears Chuckie T's

My favorite Team Fortress 2 footwear is the Argyle Ace and whatever the Converse are called here. Damn. I forgot the name

I must have offended him for taking shit about the girl from the image he prolly loves

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Gonna have a good 'Za with the today's update.
What topping lads?

>>180452647
lettuce

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place your bets

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epic

>>180452051
Reddit tier humor

>>180452749
>>180452798
for what purpose

>>180452798
>tfw to inteligent to craft good hats

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>>180452798

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okay round two

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>>180452798

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simply epic

>>180452952

Handyman's Handle

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>>180452996
I like

>>180453006
someone redpill me on this tripfag

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final round: ultimate death match

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>redpill

>>180453075
He's A-OK
>>180453134
>It's fucking nothing!

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http://tf2r.com/k8i1cgs.html

>>180453075
just block out anyone who isn't called Anonymous my dude

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>redpill

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>MrPaladin made a 1h33m long update talk video
Guess who got a bumrash?

>DR gets nerfed further

If they hate that weapon they can just remove it from the game, what is the point of having a watch that is worse in every way than the original one

>Can't trigger it when you want to
>Can't recharge it
>Short duration
>Small speedboost but it's simply better to have a longer cloak
>Small resistance but you could just cloak and not get it to being with

>>180453508
"brevity is the soul of wit" - some fuckin dead guy

>>180453543
so traders don't throw shit

>>180453543
>what is the point of having a watch that is worse in every way than the original one
It was supposed to be a situational item for tricking people into thinking they killed you.

why are spy mains still crying over the dr
just use a different watch
you act like there aren't any other options

>>180453814
other watches dont allow you to cheese your way out of a 1v1 if you start losing

>>180453543
current DR with speed buff and fire resistance is the most op it has ever been, including the release version.

>>180453814
It's really interesting. I've seen plenty of spy mains actually welcoming those nerfs, especially the first few hours after the notes came out. Now all the retarded gibus players come out of the wood work, who only play this game once in a blue moon, and complain they can't be a huge annoying piece of shit anymore, without putting in any effort.

>>180454083
because good spies don't actually use DR.

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>>180453543
I suggested it to be recharged with ammo packs to Volve but at the cost of reducing the cloak duration even further.
Also I suggested Spycicle and Diamondback to be looked upon as well.
If what I suggested applies, cicle needs no-cloak replenish or less cloak from ammo packs when melted away.
I just hope they read and listen my feedback and foresight. As of now I'm writing another mail to TF Team about what I forgot in my previous mail.

>>180453814
People can't wrap their damn heads around CnD yet, that includes thousands of hours Spy mains like MrP.
Trick is knowing how to blend with the background color while exhausting it. That's what YER nerf is about actually.
Because people have no idea so far. Crouching at ramps, decloaking at shadows and faking your movement with intentional flickers is just extra.

Every time i see Sn's dp i get sad :-(

With the upcomming update will Thole finally return???

is this the mossy thread

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Gonna have a good 'Za with the today's update.
What topping lads?

>>180454834
>>180452746

>>180454834
Pineapple + Anchovy. It's really good.

>>180454834
[B]e[B][B]eroni

Anyone wants to play some payload? :3

payload more like GAY LOAD LMAO

Get a load of this guy haha

Anyone else think this will be the last class update? It's taken them a year to do one class. I think they will just give up after this.

They did 5 classes in a year back when the game released

They either don't have the people to do it anymore, or they don't care.

They're not just doing one class, though. This is supposed to be the biggest update in TF2 history, every class is getting at least minor tweaks.

>>180456013
id? :^3

>>180457232
Because back then a class update just meant hey lets add some new weapons for this class

Now every time they add something they have to reflect on how it plays together with all the other items, there's just too bloody many already

I mean why do we need more "class updates" anyway, just tweak whatever needs tweaking whenever it does

>>180458298
grox7

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=951969457

>>180458802

Okay I clicked on that link and now all of my hats are gone, what happened?!

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Come to think of it, since they mentioned some of the "least used" weapons in the game, does anyone even uses the Pain Train? It has always seemed to me kinda useless to have an extra capture if you're gonna get killed quicker, even if the extra damage thing worked only while deployed.

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>>180458802
doesnt pyro already have the most looping taunts in the game?
why add more

>>180459035
I do with the sticky jumper sometimes against teams of retards, but not outside of that instance.

>>180459189

Any weapon is useful if you're fighting a team of retards

>>180459035
Do you actually play the game?

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>>180459761

>>180459869
It is the most common melee for demoman in 6v6.

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>implying the update drops today

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>>180459869
>most recent
>balance of power

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8-E8may2Y
3 HOURS

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>>180460217

The only way for me to play Demo is stock, honestly.

>>180460367

If you've spent a few years in the thread you'd know, most of the time I used to spend in the game was trading, nowadays I don't really search for the achievements either, I just play for fun

>tfw just sent my extensive feedback

Did you do anything to help the game or are you just another reddit dwelling parasite?

>>180460430
3 hours until what?

steam summer sale starts in 2 hours.

>>180460782
jungle update

>>180460615
Thanks for reminding me to send part 2 of mine.

>>180460843
I hope your wallet is ready.

>>180460853
They just released patch notes a day ago saying they want feedback. The Jungle update will be next Thursday at the absolute earliest.

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>>180460879
you know it

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>buying games when there's tf2

>>180461554
i hate this, please delete it
thanks

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You can't stop me...

>>180461554
are those the new battleborn heroes

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>>180461554

Please buy my thing on the market, thank you.

>>180461554
Whoever did this deserves shingles

>>180461554
why is this so WRONG

>>180461554
I can't stop looking someone help

http://gaben.tv

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pybun is the best tf2 fanart creator and you are all wrong

>>180462109
i cant because I don't look at tf2 fanart

>>180461916
>You have praised Gaben for -2 minutes!
nice servers lmao

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>>180462618

>>180462618
>>180462679
>on-topic shitposting

>>180462679
the engi has got to be the worst one
why are his hands so big

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>>180462679

>>180462754
>why are his hands so big
so he can le random crit your with wrench harder ;)

>>180462109
>the horrendous elbow clipping
yeah, right

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>>180460498
>>do you actually play the game
>o-of course I do! here's proof!..
>>lmao how was that your latest achievement
>oh yea i don't actually play the game i just trade lol

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>>180462618
>>180462679
>>180462778

>>180462109
She may well be, but these aren't her highlight.

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>>180462937
>>180460498

why are spy mains the absolute worst

>>180462778
>Spy has his pelvis surgically removed, keeps it in an offsite location so women can suck his dick while he focuses on work

>>180459035
i have a strange pain train because it crits more

>>180463090
stock spy is useless against people with brains so they gave him a bunch of crutches
now they take them away and people are mad because theyre used to them

>>180452798
At least it's not a medal

>>180463090
because they started maining the class after hearing that spy takes skill so they can be considered skilled players

>>180463090
because 99% of pub spymains gameplay revolved around #1.) playing nothing but spy and #2.) only ever using deadringer (crutch) and ambassador (wasn't meant to be)

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>>180462937

So you read what I wrote or what? Nowadays I don't really care about trading, I just get into the game when I feel bored, pubstomp a bit, then leave.

>>180463090

Because just like with Sniper mains, they all want to be "Le Epic Assassin", "Nuttin Personnel Kid", "Nothing is True Everything is Permitted".

>>180463156

It does? I can't recall the last time I got crit killed with one.

>tfw youre a literal who but you still have more hours than some tripfag whos been here for years

>>180463284
also "le epic trickstabszzzz xd"

>>180463284
>Yeah guys I can't sap a single sentry nest and kill an engi but I'm pro I swear

least used weapon has to be either the sharpened volcano fragment, third degree, or the fire axe

>>180463090
because the ideal way to play the class revolves entirely around abusing the game's poorly implemented mechanics and being really proud of yourself for doing so (also applies to pyro)

>>180459869
>hasn't played the tutorial
>doesn't have medic achievements that all I got within 7 hours of playing the class on smurf account
>doesn't have the most basic sniper achievement
>doesn't play soldier

you may suck but you're not using that software achievement unlocker so kudos for that I guess

>>180463550
i'd say its probably stock fire axe
volcano fragment is cool so the average f2p will equip it regardless of its state
and the third degree is a straight upgrade and ive seen it get used a few times in pubs
i have never seen a stock axe get used by anyone

>>180463750
new players use stock, so the numbers will be fairly high

>>180463550
>>180463750
Stock weapons give valve a false positive on equip rate due to being on 4 loadouts by default

>>180463847
>claiming to know for certain how they count this shit
stop being stupid

Team Fortress 2 Update Released
June 22, 2017 - TF2 Team

An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
>The Flare Gun now uses the Crusader's Crossbow's inverse damage falloff mechanic
->Developer's note; use the axtinguisher you scum

>>180464194
>no updated localization files
It's like Valve doesn't even care desu...

>>180464194
and thats that for the pyro update
see you next year when we buff stock fists damage by 5

after heavy what class will get an update

none

the engineer
is engiqueer

>>180462778
>Spy with normal sized hands
Stop it! Stop!

the soldier
is gay

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ahahahahahahaha

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so this is the 2017 tf2 experience
tfw unable to healslut bads

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>>180461554
>>180462618
>>180462679
>>180462778

>Scout looks like Shaggy or like some skinnyfat guy
>Soldier and Medic look like Buzz Lighter
>Demoman looks like a Beast Wars Transformer
>Heavy looks like the Yeti from Monsters Inc.
>Engineer looks like a crab
>Sniper looks like a retard
>Spy looks like Slenderman

Why is this so wrong? It's like the person who did didn't realize the characters already have a cartoony anatomy.

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>mfw shitty pub spy mains screech in agony at the loss of weapons they were completely shit with in the first place.

If you weren't able to roll at least gold level teams using just your gun as a spy then you should neck yourself and pick up a real class.

>>180466112
>buzz lighter

The cartoonish proportions are exaggerated, like a caricature

HOW DO WE SAVE TF2?

>>180467715
delete the concept of "mains"

>>180467715
add official workshop servers where every week a selection of popular maps gets picked for playtesting

>>180467715
Remove matchmaking, and stop trying to make this game an e-sport.

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>Buzz LIGHTER

I feel silly.

>>180467514

The problem is they already are exaggerated in regular TF2, re-cartoonifying them causes the character to look just awful.

>>180467715
Fix matchmaking, and do a proper job at making this game an e-sport.

>>180425901
dead ringer never triggered me as much as those other 3 pieces of shit, but still cool that they want to nerf it

WHY DO THEY WANT TO NERF THE YER
SOMEBODY
EXPLAIN

>>180469594
They are not?

>>180467715
go back to gun mettle

>>180469702
+50% cloack drain rate
Ruined

So when is the update releasing?

>>180470131
But you can now disguise

>>180470232
They also ruined the fun part of the wep

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Why are keys used as a currency? Unboxing with them is almost always pointless.

>>180470337
Because they have a steady money value which is unlikely to change

>>180470232
First of all, that ruins the point of the weapon. Second, disguises fool absolutely nobody
And lastly, it eats up all your cloak, meaning you'll have to wait a shitton to be able to get in with a disguise

post feedback that you have sent

mine:

https://pastebin.com/JhMue6ai

>>180471434
something along the lines of

>The way you're balancing the ambassador, while a good goal, is a bad idea. Balancing things around random spread is a terrible idea and should never be done.
>Speaking of random spread pls leave the beggars alone thx

>>180468070
>Constant rotation of ponyville, mariokart, and highertower
pass

Today's forecast

Northern New York, the Carolinas, Kentucky, and Tennesse will all be receiving minimal showers, some intense rain here or there but nothing big. Western Wisconsin and Alabama will be receiving large quantities of rainfall so make sure to bring your umbrellas!

The entire eastern half of the country will be cloudy all day long, not getting much sunlight today. That does not mean that it will be cool however. Sweltering heat all across the country. The highest being stable 90s around the border with the coolest being a calm 61 up in Washington. The rest of the country is blanketed in a wave of 70s and 80s

>>180471434
Didn't save mine but it went:
Nerf diamondback nao
Suggestions for casual: no more endless taunts, no random crits
Suggestions for competitive: have to have a certain casual rank, have to have a certain # of hours, links to comp.tf tutorials in-game, weapon pick/ban system

>>180471434
Something like "it's alright, but cleaver nerf was too harsh. Pls keep crits even if you have to make it worse some other way."

>>180471994
Don't forget achievement_idle and cp_orange

>>180471434
>Pls make the syringe guns worth using
>Pls make the buffalo steak sandvich worth using

>>180472001
NC here, we're already getting our showers. Thankfully far enough inland that that's all we ever get from tropical storms/hurricanes.

>>180472021
>no more endless taunts
Why? That's the most pointless change I've read since the solemn vow nerf

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>>180472181
Because fuck friendlies. If they want to throw the match and not even try, they can fuck off to their 24/7 instantrespawn tdm_2bine hugbox.