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>New assault (2CP) map: Horizon Lunar Colony is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIsDXT8Xl8I

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20812212
Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/
>Highlights include a nerf to Hog's 1-shot capabilities, a buff to Deadeye's lock-on time, and changes to career profile stat tracking

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
https://masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
http://over.gg/
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
https://www.overwatchcontenders.com/

>Previous thread:
>>180350213
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Here comes T.Racer!
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>Orisa's viewmodel doesn't properly indicate when your hitbox for her extending arm is and isn't behind the the barrier, getting her chipdamage all the time

She'll never be can anchor like rein, not when her only method of damage is a piss slow stream of tickle bullets and her can be shut off or hacked.
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>>180379043
England is my city
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It's getting boring desu
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nth for best waifu!
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New monkey hero to be revealed on friday.

Rev up those porn drawings.
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>>180379093
I'm a shitter but I'm winning a lot of games with her. She's certainly fun, feels like there's always a lot of stuff to do as opposed to rein who's more stand there and hold your shield.

really though can you say either of them are meta? dive > standing behind shields.
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>>180379163
greetings.
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>tfw I will never be good with Sombra

Literally no other DPS is fun anymore and I play them all
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Rein hammer is still bugged...
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>tfw having fun ruining fun as a smug blueberry
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>>180379321
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>>180378910
>D.va's VA starts screeching for people to hype 2 days ago
>both in an interview and online saying this shit afterwards

Figured the gook cunt is as much a cunt as the hero she voices

Fuck these attention seeking VA's for OW acting like theyre hollywood actors
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So I hear Blizz apparently thinks they buffed McCree too hard. Is there a source for that?
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>>180379327
t. 73 hours of Sombra and 37% winrate
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>>180379163
Oh god, you're so cute

Please tell me you're a girl
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>>180379448
have you tried ranch?
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>>180379430
D.va comic on friday. Pretty much confirmed by Overwatch Korean twitter. Here is a preview.
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>>180379448
Yes, me.
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>>180379430
>people thought it was an animated short in the first place
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>be me
>lose at overwatch competitive
>watch videos on how to git gud
>they all say communication is key
>try to be very talkative, supportive and make call outs
>get smashed
>decide to mute team text and voice chat
>shoot up 400 sr in two days
I...I don't even know
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>2 people want to stay as a team
>press yes
>they both leave before we even get requeued
???????
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>>180379548
Hope it's a comic about her joining overatch.
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>>180379396
henlo
henlo you stinky PACHIMARI
go get stuffed in a claw machine ugly
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>>180379469
I don't play her very much at all in competitive, a little under 4 hours out of hundreds. I don't know what you're getting at, I recognize that I am not good with her.

It's more of a tracking issue than a mechanical/positioning issue though, can't get used to the gun/CQC after playing McCree and CoD man so much no matter how hard I try.
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>>180379548
>facelift
Close to home, isn't it?
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>>180379548
>facelift

This shouts KOREA more than all the signs in korean.
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>>180379430
God asian people look so fucking disgusting

Also no shit, Blizzard wouldve been the one to confirm shit, not the shitty VA's
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>>180379327
Keep practising!
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REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
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>>180379634
It'll be about how she ends up joining the Korean military.

She's not part of Overwatch. A good chunk of the roster isn't or was part of Overwatch.
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>be gengu main
>my superior japanese tendons folded ten thousand times are perfectly tuned to deflect high noon at the EXACT right moment mcree starts thinking it's on cd
>now I'm always late and he's actually getting triple and quadruple kills, confirming the fact that I have actually been saving my team single-handedly all this time

nerf pls
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>>180379806
I know.. I know
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>>180379854
She can be part of overwatch when Winston invites her and we advance the plot instead of focusing on backstory shit.

Also, she confirmed it wasn't a comic either, so it's probably just going to be merch.
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I HAVE TAKEN THE PAYLOAD
and your waifu

how do you react in this tough situation?
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>>180379806
Caps lock doesn't make your statement true.

>>180379871
Git gud and faster on the draw.
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I need help.

os1#2609

eu server.

I play dps better than tank but if you're good at other shit i can zarya or dva for you. I wont heal.
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>>180379871
>he isn't standing behind cowman and deflecting bullets into his asshole
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>>180380021
Can you stop being a legit avatarfag
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>>180380021
STUPID
UGLY
DUMB
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>>180378910
Today's my birthday, /owg/! It's also been almost a whole year since I started playing Overwatch and posting here, and I want you guys to know how much I appreciate you. You really are like family to me at this point. So, thanks for a great year, and I hope the next is even better!
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>>180379994
I'll play support and support their relationship.
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>>180379951
she hasn't denied that it's a new map like korea or something though?
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>>180379607
>decide to mute team text and voice chat

I literally shot up from silver to diamond once I did this

I'm the type that doesn't really get tilted or derive self-worth from SR, so you'd think it wouldn't do too much, even when people obviously throw I don't get mad. but that one fucking 12-year-old shitter that says "x switch now" while I'm doing good and he's fucking irrelevant just ruins the fun and changes the atmosphere. you should never have to have people to tell you to switch, and it just kills the atmosphere of a fun game.

This game is fucking amazing when it's a world filled with only happy Hello!s and Thanks! and the occasional post-game cross-team banter
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>>180380074
what's your sr
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>>180380021
It's ok pachimarianon I still love you <3
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>>180380167
Yeah she has.
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>>180379607
The dudes giving you the advice on youtube have been Masters+ for the last few seasons. They don't know what goes on down there anymore, unless they play on a smurf.
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WTF I love Reaper now
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>>180379548
>comic

Nope
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>>180379994
>hanzo actually gets on the fucking objective and canonizes the best/most horrible ship in the game
>then blizz buffs him to lucio-tier

that will be the call of the apocalypse, cap this post
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>>180380259
>no comic
>no short

it'll be shit
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Mercy has most of my time
Placed 2750 this season, I was (at my lowest) 1823.
I'm now sitting at 3035 because the game crashed on me for no easily identified reason
My highest SR is 3085
I'm going to get masters this season.
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>>180379951
Winston's too busy recalling the old agents first and whoever they might actually bring along.

Torbjorn brings death machine Snow White and Genji bring robo-Dalai Lama.
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So things we know so far:

>it's not new a map
>it's not a new animated short
>it's not summer games related
>it's a new monkey hero
>it's not a new comic
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>>180380104

>taking time out of your birthday to post on /owg/ of all places

anon please....please love yourself....
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>>180380259
woah, it's fucking nothing
who'd've thunk
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>>180379776
She's pretty for a Korean desu, they're generally some of the ugliest either naturally or through the massive surgery that makes them look alien.

t. yellow fever
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>>180380231
>koth
>0-2, everyone on the team is bad, constantly switching, horrible comp
>can't deal, fuck it I'll try reaper
>carry the living fuck out of the team to 2-2
>lost cause I decided to be good and go healer for the last round

never again
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>>180380437
>tfw it's a d.va announcer pack to replace athena
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>>180380437
>It's a quick fix for a minor bug
Tadah~~
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post >yfw D.va statue like the Widow one
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>>180380437
It's a new arcade mode on the new map related to the whole monkeys thing and you can only play D.va even if it makes no sense

Screencap this
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>>180380104
Get bent you raging faggot.

Happy birthday you lonely sack of shit.
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>>180380437
its a self promotion for merch or HOTS shit

Dont get your shit riled up by a gook cunt of a VA that has literally nothing to say about OW content
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>>180380231
We know Jack.
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>>180380104
Happy bday nigger
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>>180380259
>comic
>she is a voice actor

Who in their right mind would think she would be at Blizzard for a comic?
To do fucking what?
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>>180380491
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>>180379043
Here comes S.oldier 76.
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what would you do if hanzo could combine both of his abilities, making each one of the shards from his scatter arrow highlight the area where they land?
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>>180380438
It's okay, anon! I actually do have plans today, but not for a couple of hours at least. Besides, I like being here and talking with everyone!

>>180380603
>>180380704
Thank you!
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>>180380104
Faggot.
Happy birthday, faggot.
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>>180380104
>"Hey random anonymous people online, i decided it would be a good idea to inform you it is the day of my birth, i have become attached to this place due to lack of social contacts in real life, you're my pet rock guys, thank you for a great year of shit posting and softcore japanese cartoon porn"
Well i don't envy you
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Maybe it's the D.Vs roller derby skin
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>>180380597
>"IT'S A GIANT GOH-RILLA! JUST LIKE IN THOSE OLD VIDEO GAMES!!"
>it's D.va vs. Monkeys a la Donkey Kong
>Zarya is Pauline
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>>180380795

Anon you are too good for this board, and for 4chan in general. Have a good birthday and I hope Junkrat visits you in your dreams to give you a big hug
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>>180379430
Here's the reveal: She and Lucio's VA are getting married!
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Ok, someone fill me in
What's the highest rank you can reach directly out of placement?
Just for sake of discussion, let's say last season you were top 500, you get five gold medals and win every single round.
Where will you land?
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thoughts on low gravity?
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>>180379994
i'm glad she's finally getting the love she deserves.
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when the fuck did they move the healthpacks?

I swear they were still in their PTR positions when it went live

1/2
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>>180380872
>classic video game gorilla skin for winston
>some weird gamer d.va skin for d.va

Sign me up
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>>180379994
That bitch ain't my waifu.
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>>180380929

Isn't Charlet married with a kid? Not sure about Johnny's relationship situation atm but yeah...

>in b4 that's the joke anon
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>>180380965
General consensus seems to still be up in the air
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>>180381005
2/2

there might be more for all I know

pls no bully my laptop is shit
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>>180381005
the removed two of the megas and added a mini back left and a mini in the connecting room
theres also a mega on the far left of the point in the flank and i think a mini bottom right that no one will ever use
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>>180381005
I played the map just after it went live and I'm pretty certain it's always been there? It's one of the most important ones on the map....

Where it was on the PTR I'm not sure, it was bugged out as fuck for me
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>4 stack in team on comp
>none of them on voice
>ask if anyone could get on voice
>no reply
>first round goes awful
>ask if they could please get on voice if they have mics
>they get on
>its a group of 13 year olds that start bitching at me to swap cause their friend "is a better dva"
>dont want to fuck up the team so reluctantly swap to dps
>guy who got dva does nothing all game
>we barely get a checkpoint
>one of them ragequits
>lose the game
Sure is a fun competitive experience
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>>180380862
I'm sorry, anon, I didn't mean to offend. It's just that being here, interacting with all of you? I feel like it's genuinely made me a better person since my last birthday. Maybe I attach a little too much meaning to that, but it's still important, and I do mean it when I thank you for it.

>>180380890
Aw, thank you, I hope he does too!
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>>180380935
High masters
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>>180380765
What if Hanzo and Roadhog could fuse themselves into one uniformly cancerous entity?
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Who else here /shitter/?
I placed in 2105, and while I'm climbing up (currently 2288) I'm still pretty mediocre right now.

Not saying this to complain or anything, I'm just curious where everyone here stands.
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>>180381178
>playing on laptop
Faggot.

But yeah, they seemed to have move them when they brought the patch to live.
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>>180380612
>its a self promotion for merch
almost certainly this or using her e-celeb fame to promote something completely unrelated.
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>>180380872
Wow it makes even more sense if you put it that way

>>180380965
I am better at Ana on this mode than the main game
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>>180379318
>He doesn't run zarya, pharah, mercy, reaper, Winston to counter dive into oblivion
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>>180381218
it's definitely one of the most important ones, and when it was back up on the ledge there it was fucking retarded in all honesty

I could've swore it was still there when it went live though, I thought I remembered abusing it

>>180381204
mini was always in the right lower connection room no? far left mega was always there, its pretty useful if you're harassing from that side even though people rarely go left. they removed the mega in the second picture it seems and moved the mega on the ledge down to where it is now in the first picture.

that one mini bottom right behind the truck is pretty important though I think, it offers a lot of cover and respite from the shitstorm going on in the room
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Just finished my placements, for how many games will I gain more than I lose?
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>>180381005
They moved them to favor the Attacking team against Defense Sombras hacking that

But now they have to walk further in order to use them kek
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>>180379318
If all you're doing as rein is sitting still holding up a shield, you're not playing him right. He's way more than that.

But yeah, I've had a lot of fun on Orisa too. And she's cute!
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Pharah is best Imouto.
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>>180381649
Isn't it something like 30? Assuming you're not maining mercy.
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>>180381649
Between 60 to 100 from personal experience
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Reaper is a lot more fun when you imagine him as kind of a edgy Charlie Brown.

DIE, DIE, D-- Huarghkk!
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>>180381719
Pharah is a grown up lady, she's not a kid.
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>>180381874
delet that right now
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>>180381874
>kill a mccree as pharah,
"got you this time Jesse"
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>>180381335
I would wager most of this thread are gold or low plats.

>>180381874
Needs a better fitting top desu.
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>>180381874
That doesn't make her any less of an Imouto.
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>>180381719
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>>180381664
that makes sense, she could really shut down that ante-room on the PTR

>But now they have to walk further in order to use them kek

hm? I'm mainly thinking about the one in the first picture, where it now is further toward the attackers and in a somewhat covered position

the problem before I think with that healthpack was that the attackers could sit and hold that quasi-choke very easily. and defense sombra rendering it completely null too
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>>180381874
Pharah needs to show some more skin.
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>Heroes never die!
>DIE DIE DIE
>they all die
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>>180382048
McCree's an outlaw now, right? Do you think she'd still get along with him?
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>>180382103
If you were attacking with Sombra that hacked healthpack provided insane healing, now that you have to walk back whenever you need to use it, it's not that good anymore
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>>180381874
>nude mode with ill-fitting swimwear
worst girl
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>>180382053
My soul...
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>>180381984
Does Ana refer to him as Jesse or is Pharah the only one?
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>play comp
>we all agree we need to group up and push the point
>2 people trickle in before we group up
>tell them to stop
>one of the trickle-iners says "RUSH THE POINT LETS GO"
STOP THIS
STOP THIS MADNESS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING LITTLE KIDS ON MY TEAM THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PLAY HELP
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>>180382053
why is she in whiteface?
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>>180380189
2200+ but can get plat if i have some help, i was plat every other season.

name?
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>>180382330
oh I thought you meant have to walk further IN to use them, not total distance

yeah even without sombra that pack was insane for a team pushing up right. and conversely, once a defense sombra hacked it it turns around completely
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>>180379178
Post more
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>>180382321
Of course. No question. McCree is only an outlaw because of his previous criminal record and ties to blackwatch. She knows McCree isn't a criminal.
However, I don't think she would give Ana and Jack a pass. She expects and always expected more of them.
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>>180382505
Pharah only.

Ana doesn't really call him Jesse or McCree.
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Is reaper actually good now? Is hog truly shit?
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>>180382321
He's an outlaw for justice. She probably wants to jump his bones.
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>>180379104
England is a country though
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>>180382592
you forgot to say please.
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>>180382649
Hog can't truly one shot and Reaper's HP recovery doesn't fix his actual problems. So they're as good as each other, but not really great.
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>>180382607
See >>180382661
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>>180382708
'Murica.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England,_Arkansas
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>>180382743
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
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>>180382743
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>>180382808
>Hog can't truly one shot
a headshot still does 300 damage.
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>Play comp
>Lose
>Open lootbox
>It's not 4 legendaries
Holy fucking fuckshit this is absolutely 100% Blizzard's fault I'm gonna rant on Blizzard forums, Reddit and Twitter about it
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>>180382965
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Too much Mei. Not enough bei.
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>>180382998
If you can aim and can land consistent headshots, which is the problem. By then people use other options.
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>>180382930
Meant for >>180382629
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D.va's fetish is ruined orgasms
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>>180383149

>>180383204
rude.
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>>180378910
Anyone else finally got a feel for aiming?

I've just started to be able to get work done as hitscan dpsers. I can absolutely smash with soldier (in qp) and I just got gold elims and silver damage with McCree while regularly being able to shut down Pharah.

It all started since I learned to take the high ground. Feels good finally learning to play something other than support.
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>>180383204
Indeed
What do you think will happen on Friday?
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Not super informative but there's a blue post about balancing Horizon.
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give me one reason to not onetrick zensmatta
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>>180379854
I find it interesting that the game is called Overwatch when most of the characters are not from Overwatch.
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>>180383306
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>>180379327
keep trying friend, I'm finally getting work done as my favourite hero after being absolute dog shit.

that being said, some heroes absolutely cannot work on some maps. Sombra is much better on 2cp and KOTH (I think, right?), while Zen sucks on KOTH and wouldn't play him there.
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>>180383348
From the sound of it, something very underwhelming.
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I swear i hate low elo
>but this is what the streamers do
but can you actually play like the streamers play? FUCKING NO so why the fuck are you picking shit you obviously cant play then whining when you lose
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>>180383350

>a 2cp map where Attack can actually win

GEE WHIZ WHAT A TRAVESTY IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH
It's not like all the other 2cp maps are biased 80-20 in favor of defense or anything.
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>it's a faggot queues in with his silver friend episode
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Wheres all my supports at?
you too sombra
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>>180383518
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>>180383314
>I can absolutely smash with soldier
Good for yo-
>(in qp)
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>>180383619
>its a faggot queues in with his 4 silver friends episode and they all instalock dps
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Tfw you hook someone and they barely survive and get out
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>>180380437
D.va VA voices Hammond or whoever the fuck the new character is

SCREEN SHOT THIS
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>>180383350
>Play defense with a rancid season 2 2/2/2 comp
>Lose
W-WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>180383771

just shoot them again, shitter
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>>180383213
why would I use other options when my favorite character can still kill people just fine?
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Chu and Chung have sex on live stream this Friday. Tune in!
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>>180383687
I love this artist's style. I've mostly seen her doing JunkMei, but her standalone Mei is also very cute!
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>>180380862
N O R M I E
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>>180383405
>76
>Reaper
>Ana
>Reinhardt
>Torbjorn
>Mercy
>Tracer
>McCree
>Genji
>Winston

Literally almost half of the cast.
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>>180383784
>Hammond is a cute korean female monkey
I can get behind this
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>>180383909
>that expression

Chu was probably trying to force feed her ramen her entire time there.
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>>180383847
Tfw it takes 2/5 of your clip vs 1/4 to kill someone now. If they don't escape

Could have at least buffed his hook range
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>>180384035
>hasn't noticed his boner yet
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>>180383961
Only six of them can reply to Winston's recall and one already did.
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>>180383910
is it the same artist who drew pic related?
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>>180383701
I wouldn't of have included it if I didn't know it sounded pathetic

but the point is, before I was getting no medal elims and bronze damage, and now I'm going on fire the entire game with 3 medals + potg

I'm improving and it feels good, eventually I won't be a bronze soldier anymore!
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>>180379430
Voiced D.Va dakimakura.
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>patch
>i hit 3007 sr
>i played every day since season started to climb it
>i dont feel like playing anymore

Is black desert online good for pvp? or should i go play dota?
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>>180384096

>20m, longer than the falloff range for some guns

how about you fuck off
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>>180384121
>noticing shoop jobs
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>>180384096
>hook range buff
Just play Widowmaker

Oh wait, she requires aim
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>>180383909
Is that the infamous Overwatch casting counch?!
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>>180384184
Yeah, I'm pretty sure at least. The line quality and the way Mei's face is drawn are the same in both images.
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>>180384132
But all of them are affiliated with Overwatch. We barely know anything about the agents in Recall since Michael "fanfic writer" Chu seems so fucking focused on past events.
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>>180380965
The inertia makes it easy as fuck, your best bet is to stay grounded and use low gravity for creative flanks.
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>>180384027
kids are often voiced by women

Hammond may not be a kid (it wouldn't be PC to helix rocket hammond and hear his death scream) but he is probably a monkey who will basically look act, look and most importantly sound like a kid.
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>>180384184
>>180384334

This artist also makes Mei pretty chubby and Junkrat really bald.
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>>180380612
Man, now you people are getting angry at the game's VAs over nothing. Why do you keep playing this piece of shit if all you do is rage at every single aspect of it?
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>Mei will never sit on your face

Why even live bros?
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feelio when my friend talks me into getting overwatch and everytime i play with him in qp he rages about literally everything

i just wanted us to have fun together
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>>180383405
I find it interesting half the cast is disabled or missing a body part
>Ana is missing an eye
>Bastion has PTSD
>Genji is missing all of his limbs
>Junkrat is missing an arm and a leg
>McCree is missing an arm
>Reaper is dead-ish
>Reinhardt is blind in one eye
>Soldier 76 is horribly scarred
>Symmetra is missing an arm and has autism
>Torbjorn is missing an arm
>Tracer is dissociated from time
>Widowmaker is literally a corpse
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>>180383961
>10 out of 24 characters are from Overwatch

The majority of characters aren't
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>>180384485
iktf
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dem Blenders is pretty good
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>>180384513
>overwatch
>fun
oh you got played my friend
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>>180384536
>Torbjorn is missing an arm

I thought it was just a thing over his arm, does anywhere explicitly state his arm is missing?
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>>180384536
you forgot the worst handicap of them all
>lucio is a manlet
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Is there any group in /owg/ that is stupider than Hammond-posters?
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>>180384238
Tbh I dont see how a 25m hook or the old Roadhog could be obscene when characters like Genji exist
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>>180384228
Are you me?

Now I'm considering boosting a friend's account to diamond after finals end
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>>180383961
Don't forget Mei
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>>180384737

Genji is retarded too. Roadhog and Genji are two sides of the same retard coin.
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Playing Symmetra on defense in platinum is fucking delicious, plats are already afraid of pushing in order to preserve their KDR, Symmetra makes it even more ridiculous, we have to deal with 2-3 incursions at most, doesn't even go to overtime.
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>>180384485
>go to area with lots of Chinese women (literally Chinatowns everywhere in America)
>find thicc cute Chinese lady
>try your luck
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>>180384672
Do not sexualize Fareeha.
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>>180384270
Yes
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>>180384674
i actually think its fun though, thats the problem
if we would be mad together that would be fine but i don't really care when hanzo scatters me
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>>180384706
Well when the first version of this image came out Torbjorn had a normal arm like you see here but they had to go back and fix it by giving him a mechanical arm.
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>5 dps on my team
>I pick widow to throw the game too
>they all start shooting at my face and screaming at mics
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>>180384706
It's just on his Ironclad skin. All the others show him with the missing arm.
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Who's the most MEME hero in Overwatch
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>>180384706
>>180384907

Chu confirmed several times that Torb has always had both arms.
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>>180384420
The game avoids the word "kills" really hard, with terms like eliminations and final blows, but in some stats they use the word kill I think

nothing wrong with killing a kid in-game anyways, it's their fault for not being gud and dying
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>>180384907
whose the cute cyborg black lady and the discount vaas
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>>180383350
doesn't say much really

>we changed some stuff, we're working on making things better while trying to keep other objectives in focus too
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>>180384706
Compare Ironclad to all his other skins.
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>>180384907
And here's the "fixed" version.
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>>180384872

Pharah is only good for sexualizing. I want to see her being punished in her Muslim-majority country for being a filthy multicultural whore.
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So Lunar Colony is shit right? I've had one game where the defending teams won.
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is it mei posting hours?
jesus christ, finally.
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>>180385031
el oh el
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>>180385104
She's for love, not lewd.
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>>180384885
>hoverhand

fucking betas man, just grab the waist and don't be a vagina about it.
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>>180384536

I wish McCree wasn't missing an arm. There's so many fucking characters in this game missing an arm already and it would be cooler if he was 100% human, all skill with just a gun and some sick aim. The cyborg arm just seems really pointless on him.
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Lifesteal's fun
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>>180385098
>>180385052
>>180384907
Torbjorn has this rare illness called Schrödinger's arm
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>>180385127
Kill yourself
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>>180383348
Not what I wanted, unfortunately.
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>>180385059
Chu confirmed he has literally no idea
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>>180385228

I completely agree

They could've made the whole amputee thing quite interesting for say, junkrat or even symmetra, but because nearly everyone is an amputee, it's not interesting at all.
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>>180385164
>hoverhand
>no hand in sight
????
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>>180385245
how about you stop being so mean anon.
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>play comp
>we're getting pushed to the last checkpoint on payload
>switch to reaper
>laugh in their faces as roadhog and d.va try to stop me
>wipe the floor with when defending and when attacking because they refuse to change heroes

Feels good to be on the other side of the fence for once.
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>>180385360
false
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>>180385289
Anything with D.Va's voice is still good though.
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>>180385052
Except he said Torbjorn have his normal arm in that photo was a mistake and then put out the version where he has a mechanical arm.
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>>180385058
hey, don't get me wrong, I'd love to blast a newborn with hellfire shotgun if I could, but I don't think Blizzard would want to increase the age rating on the game by adding in "offensive content"
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does anyone else find it interesting that console players are getting upset about how much better MKB are now that they are facing off against them?

for decades they have been saying how controllers are better, but now controller users are complaining about how unfair MKB is.

pretty funny.
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>>180385059
They're "completely unimportant and unrelated" according to HackaChu.
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On Friday D. Va gets a comic about what the fuck she's been up to and in-game there's a few lines that comment on that
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>>180385104
>Ana banged so many men that Pharah is only 1% arab
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>>180385404
It's hovering behind her as it obviously isn't at her side and what type of weird fuck rests his hand in the middle of someone's back during a picture?

t. hoverhand analyst.
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>>180385619

Oh boy more epic lore not in the game
How about a new hero Blizz
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>>180385619
Maybe it will be about the voice lines she has about Korea being fucked by omnics
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>>180385556
ESRB is a fucking joke man, just like the movie ratings agency. a bunch of upper-middle class shitheads that take industry bribes on the regular

a company like blizz/activision has a lot of leeway in terms of offensive content I think
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>>180385582
I legit have a friend that plays with a controller on PC
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>>180383909
want to fug Dva's voice....
imagine the squeals...
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>>180385619
Her VA already said it wasn't a comic.
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>>180385474
There is no version with a mechanical arm.
This is the most recent instance (3 months ago) that this image was used by Chu. No mechanical arm. You're delusional.
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>>180385665

But anon that makes no sense biologically, it's not like the semen of every man she's ever had sex with is stored and then combines into one multiethnic supersperm that forms Pharah.
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>>180385582
>for decades they have been saying how controllers are better

yes consolefags are retards, is this news
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>>180385610
also false
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>>180385582
where?
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>>180385671
Just come out and say you've done hoverhanding all your life and think only grabbing a waist is any form of holding someone.
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>>180385786
uwot
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>>180385817
S76 is a supersoldier, he obviously has military grade sperm that overwhelmed even the overwhelmed Ana's own biology.
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>>180385830
i just wanted to point out that, once the performance of MKB was directly in front of their eyes and could no longer be theorycrafted from their basement, they were forced to accept its merit.
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>>180385786
You retarded? Watch Ana's origin story.
>>
>come back after 4 months
>still somehow have 4 golds every single game
>my team is literal retard
>matched with 2-3ks while i'm 4k
>remember this is because my winrate is still 68% so matchmaking goes full mongoloid

uninstalled again
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>>180385817
There's a reason you could probably throw a Pokeball at Pharah and she'd be registered as "Justice".
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>>180385919
the bnet forums have consolefag threads everyday complaining about mkb on console
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>>180385780
On Friday Chung will post some pictures on her instagram of her cosplaying as D. Va
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Why is she so cute?
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>>180385228
I guess in the future, prostectic limbs are so common that people are not that worried about missing an arm or a leg.
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>>180385931
You grab the waist or shoulder but waist is better for females. Unlike you autists physical contact is not something I shy away from. You seem like a hoverhander trying to make excuses, it's ok, you'll get over that fear someday maybe.
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>>180386230
>tall
>brown
>in shape
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WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
This is the ult police. Hand over your ultimate abilities right this instant!
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>>180380104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=710gR0jnL8w
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>>180385696
I wonder if D.Va was fucked by omnics.
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>>180386230
Because you're a desert-dweller loving cuck.
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>>180386007
John Redcorn
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>>180386235
This is the canon story of how McCree lost his arm:
>Doc, I got a scratch on my thumb
>Whelp, time for the arm to go
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PARKER, I NEED PICTURES OF HIGH NOON
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>>180386289
>implying the opposite can't be cute.
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>>180386369

Why would omnics have dicks?
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>>180385780
Watch, it'll be a K-pop music video.
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>[hero] is OP because I can't 1v1 her with my main
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>>180386430
Sex bots my dude
>>
how do you throw games in comp when your team is utterly shit? I pick torb and build turret in front of spawn
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>>180386238
m8, you're the one that came here calling yourself a hoverhand analyst. If anything, you sound more like the hoverhand autist that's trying to come up with excuses about where to hold people in shots while never actually held anyone.
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>>180386367
Thank you, anon!
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>>180386548
You're a piece of shit
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>>180386369
Sounds like a SFM
>>
I agree that McCree would be better with a regular arm. The whole "cowboy out of time with cyborg arm" thing is interesting if he's the only one who has a cyborg arm. But everyone and their mother has a bionic arm in this game. Since so much of the cast is augmented or full robot, it would then be more interesting if McCree was one of the few characters who was entirely human, but nope.
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>>180386621
thanks dude
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>>180386354
I have no idea what you're talking about, officer.
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>>180386370
>not loving the Amaris
Gay.
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>>180386430
Dunno if they have dicks or not, but in the short "Alive" they showed an omnic/human couple, so I guess romance between humans and omnics is possible?
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>>180386354
Good luck, little girl, I'm powered up and FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>
>not a comic or a short but the Korean twitter posted a picture of something
Weren't there rumors months ago that Busan would be a map? Could that be it? Why would they need Charlet to announce that?
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>>180386816

Yeah but how? How is babby formed when one of the parents is a machine? Do they adopt? Or get one built? How big of an economy is there building Omnic cocks for interspecies relationships?
>>
>D'Va: 19
>Zenyatta: 20
>Junkrat: 25
>Lúcio: 26
>Tracer: 26
>Symmetra: 28
>Zarya: 28
>Winston: 29
>Bastion: 30
>Sombra: 30
>Mei: 31
>Pharah: 32
>Widowmaker: 33
>Genji: 35
>McCree: 37
>Mercy: 37
>Hanzo: 38
>Roadhog: 48
>Torbjörn: 57
>Ana: 60
>Reinhardt: 61
>Soldier 76: unknown
>Reaper: unknown
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>>180386230
Why is she so perfect dammit?

how did blizz pull out such a disproportionate amount of god-tier waifus for this fucking game?
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>>180386864
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>>180386864
Sundowner pls
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>quickplay
>enemy has winston dva pharah mercy stack

this is it. this is full blown _super aids_

there is nothing you can do

the fun has ended here
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>>180386354
Sorry I can't hear you.
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>>180386425
>implying getting a high noon teamwipe is possible if the enemy team has half a brain
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>>180386962
Because you are a dumb waifufag.
Like me.
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>>180386930
>mei 31
technically she's 40.
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Hello, sir or madam, may I interest you in a canon and formerly beautiful but now tragic relationship?
>>
>Genji's ult is the only one in the game which can only be countered by another ult

WHY is this allowed?
>>
>>180387024
full blown super aids is reserved for torb sym in qp

they're not that hard to deal with for a coordinated team at all, but when every retard is swinging their dick around in practice mode and these fuckers punish every mistake without touching their keyboard just takes the fun in the air and kills it
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>>180386548
I pick Torb play seriously, be on fire the entire round, possibly get PoTG and still lose

It's the ultimate troll sorcery
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>>180387113
y do people draw her looking like a 10yr old
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>>180387124
>dumb waifufag.
implying there's something wrong with liking a goddess tier girl
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>>180379043
Here comes [B]racer
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why the fuck is Mercy invincible when she ults? This is retarded
>>
>>180386930
How can canon ages be so wrong?
>>
>Torbjorn can build a level 2 turret immediately for 200 scrap

F I X E D
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>>180387316
It's a shame she was meant to have a short but they had to turn it into a comic instead. All that action would've been pretty fun to watch.
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>>180387425
One second. Just delay your actions by one second and think ahead at least three.
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>>180387316
There is.
She doesn't exist.
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>>180387459
>I need armor!
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>>180386930
>D'Va: 19
There being only one teen and the closest being a 20 year old machine is unacceptable Blizzard. Make more waifus instead of old hags and robots!
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>>180387459

Uh what? How about letting him build a level 3 turret for 200 scrap? That would be a buff.
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>>180387508
>that pic
I need to breed her.
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>reinstall for update
>lose 12 games in a row in retarded quickplay matches
>3+ gold every time

?
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>>180387674
t. pedo.
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>>180381113
I want you to know that I appreciated this, anon.
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>>180387508
Those hips are meant for child-bearing.
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>>180387764
t. faggot
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>>180386930
>people ship a 19 year old with a 26 year old
>it's getting support in the canon
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>>180386893
That's not the official korean twitter, you dingus.
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>>180387674
>Orisa
There, done.
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>>180386930
Orisa: 1 month
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So why is this stupid gook hyping something suposedly related to OW while debunking everything it could possibly be?
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>>180386230
>Facial tattoo
>Large nose
>Average / dull hairstyle
>Toned abs

You're into masculine features
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>>180387906
>Men
>Not liking younger women
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>>180387906
>not liking an underage teen makes you gay.
alright.
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>>180387923
>>it's getting support in the canon
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>my team cant fucking push together
>everyone goes solo and feeds enemies
this seems not to be a problem
>I pick torb and build turret in base
uuga buuga we loose becuse off yuo!!1111
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>>180387923
It's because D.Va fans are starved for someone to ship her with, Junkrat is a no and Zenyatta only gets shipped with Genji (and I guess it's a cute idea but there's really nothing connecting Zen and D.Va that'd make you think they could work). I'm guessing if it does become canon D.Va will have a birthday and get boosted to 20 or they'll quietly retcon Lucio's age and make him like 22.
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>>180387962
Isn't orisa like 1 month old or some shit?
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>>180388004
Dunno, but my interest is proportionally decreasing. I just hope there's no mention of Lucio anywhere
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>>180387694
Level 3 turrets would ruin platinum and below, his biggest problem (apart from stationary buildings being shit in such a fast paced game) is that once his turret is destroyed in a team fight, that's it, he's not getting another one up until the team fight is over. Having two turrets per fight (no time spent upgrading the second one once the first one is destroyed) would help him a ton, without being broken.
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>>180388050
>underage teen
u wot
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>>180388004
It's either a map or an origin video. See >>180379548
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>>180388209
Good news, when she was debunking stuff she was with Lucio and said "our" announcement like it was an accident and then tried to correct herself.
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>>180385163
Best Imouto.
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>>180388250

Two level 2 turrets is way stronger than 1 level 3 turret you fuck.
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>blizzard sells the game by saying there is a hero for everyone
>they don't include the big asterisk that says except you need to have a healer and a tank and if you don't like playing those roles then too fucking bad

i don't understand why blizzard has basically forced the game to be so dependent on healers and tanks. In HOTS you can win very well without any healers or tanks. But in overwatch that never happens.
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>>180388193
>>180387923
First of all, 7 year age gap is fucking nothing
Second of all, the bigger the age gap, the better.
Lastly, Hana belongs with dr Ziegler anyway.
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>>180388462
Ok
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just lost three games in a row due to three different leavers, all of them leaving while we were winning

in the last one i nearly 5v6'd a win except our lucio went afk at the end as well
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>>180388373
they game would be so much more interesting if you could do full dps comps and actually succeed but as the game is now tanks and healers add too much sustain that even if you combined the dps of a whole team on 2 tanks with a healer behind them half of your team would die before they could finish off one tank.
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>>180387923
age of consent nigga
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>>180388153
https://clyp.it/rwr4bkif
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This is no place for children.
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>>180388193
Pretty sure they started moving Zen more towards Orisa after the whole Genji/Mercy thing got hinted at.
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>>180388595
>hots is canon

So when is Diablo being added to Hanamura?
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>Shitters ITT actually think it's tough to climb solo queue

Please just accept that you're at the rank you belong. You're the only constant. If you're good you statistically have less chance to get retards than the enemy team (6 v 5). Nobody is THAT unlucky over several games.
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>>180388680
More importantly, when is maid Tracer going to get added to the game?
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>>180388630
Shit it's cute but like their only interaction has him referring to her as 'sister'. I just assumed Zenyatta isn't on Blizzard's shipping list.

Speaking of I thought they said there'd never be any relationships between the heroes, so maybe it makes this whole conversation moot.
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>>180388536
This is a thing in every game

Low ranks leave because they tilt easily or enemy is stomping them
High ranks leave because they feel they are good and can easily win games so they don't care if they leave or afk one game
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OFFICIAL CANON SHIPS
>Gency
>R76
>D. Va+Lucio
>Roadrat
>Sombra+McCree AS FRIENDS ONLY
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>>180388519
Glad we agree.
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>Killed enemy pharah by throwing a symm shield at her during her ult 3 times in one match
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>>180388250
but it would essentially kill his armor ability because everyone would be saving their scrap for the ebin second turret play that would inevitably get melted down in a fight like the first one

tbf it might give him a higher skill cap but it's not that big of a buff and changes his playstyle considerably when he has to use all off his unique gathered resource bar for this new ability
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>>180388361
Not two at the same time, just a second one he doesn't have to spend time futilely upgrading after the first is destroyed, for a fee of 200 scrap.
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I want to fuck the unexistent actually cute twink hero this game lacks
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>>180388817
high ranks leave because they queue with their fucking 56k satellite internet knowing full well it's going to cut out mid game

i very much hope blizzard adds a SEVERE leaver penalty, like three strikes and you're permabanned from all comp seasons
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>>180388836
>Roadrat
That sunk on BEST FRIENDS day. Also Jeff says they are friends (he's unknowledgeable about the lore but not that stupid)
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>>180388836
>(You)xNoose
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>>180388867
What is this reaction
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>Best heroes are Tracer, McCree and 76
>Can play decent Ana and Zarya too but can't carry as hard on them
>End up playing Ana/Zarya in vast majority of comp games because I always get at least 4 dps mains who never switch while the enemy team has a good teamcomp


Do I just say fuck it and play them regardless? I can carry if we have an OK teamcomp but a lot of the times we don't even have that and I feel like it's just better to have that healer/tank
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NEW. WINSTON. SKINS. WHEN.
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>>180388768
They did Genji/Mercy with "when" rather than "if".
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>>180388836
God I hope you/a bullet to your head becomes canon soon x3333
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>>180388982
>>180388964
I don't necessarily support these ships friends I'm just delivering the cold hard facts /owg/ deserve
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Best ship!
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>>180388919

That's too little. Also having four armor is way better than a second turret. Your "buff" is meaningless.

If you want to actually help Torbjorn increase the amount of scrap he gets, like a +10% boost to the current worth of a piece of scrap and double the scrap if he gets the kill using his own gun. Then raise the cap on scrap to something like 300. Then make it so he can build a Level 3 turret normally for say 150 scrap and have Molten Core give him full scrap on top of what it currently does. Maybe make it so he can upgrade a turret at the same time as repairing it.too.

Your "buff" actually makes Torb worse because it prevents him from handing out armor.
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>>180389104
I just informed you of your error. That is a fact. It sunk anon.
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>>180388193
Soldier/Dva is the only real one.
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Imagine not being good at this game and having to resort to picking Genji
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>>180388836
>R76
what does this mean?
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>>180389232
So this is why Gabe became edgy.
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>>180388705
the thing is that the placement system can't create a uniform skill level in any game in any tier. shitters are all over the place, even GM, so every game is a lottery ticket

I haven't had any problems climbing 2000+ SR by myself, and even if blizzard hasn't made an entirely shit ranking system, it's possible that it's extremely hard to create a fair distribution of skilled players across the playerbase due to how dynamic the game is and thus how players' performance fluctuates immensely from game to game
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D.VA ANNOUNCER PACK
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>least amount of skins
>translocator still broken
Why does Blizz hate Sombra so much?
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>>180387508
>It's a shame she was meant to have a short but they had to turn it into a comic instead.
Says who? Did they say she won't get a short?

>>180387563
As long as you don't take your admiration too far, there should be no problems
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>>180389054
If you think you can take out at least three, say fuck it and play them.
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>>180388925
Tracey is a cute boy though~
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>>180389357
This

>>180389374
>thinking the dead ship is canon
wew

>>180389421
pls no
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>>180389476
The cutest
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>>180389337

Why would Soldier, a broken and burnt out shell of a man, be romantically interested in a girl literally less than half his age who treats war, the only thing that defines his existence, as a videogame?

Why would D.Va, a girl so flippant and self-absorbed she's practically a narcissistic sociopath, be interested in an emotionally crippled 50 year old man who lost the ability to have fun three decades ago?
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welp there goes my fun with overwatch fucking entire day spent dealing with people who all instalock dps and bicker and argue
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>>180389450
>Where there isn’t the bandwidth to produce a short - in a story that requires 20 characters in one shot, for example - it may become a comic, an alternative, and increasingly popular means of telling Overwatch’s story. “There have been times when we'll write a story and it actually was intended for one thing, like the Pharah comic for instance, was intended to be a short initially and then just because of a bunch of different circumstances, it became a comic.”

I meant that Mission Statement was originally intended to be a short.
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>>180389232
I like this one a little better.
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>>180389339
t. Mercy main
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>>180389571
Don't reply to shipposters with anything other than suicide offers.
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>>180389232
Not quite.
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>>180389450
I just want to marry her and make a family with her.
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>>180389578
>mute team voice and text
>suddenly extremely fun when you're not reminded you're playing with angry retards and children
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>>180389440
Blizzard feels about Sombra and the ARG is like when you try to tell what you think is a really funny story but nobody is laughing so you just kind of trail off and never talk about it again
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>>180378910
>Jack, Gabe, and Ana are supposedly the plot's driving force
>Winston and Tracer have done more to drive it forward and fill better main character roles than the 3
Why is this allowed?
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Low Grav mode saved OW.

Now if only they would stop throwing away all that lootbox money on shitty esports when the game is literally unwatchable.
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>>180388023
> feminine body
> cute face
> strong but feminine facial features
you're the one with issues mate
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> Win horizon in comp with 5 dps and 1 healer the whole game
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>>180386930
>Sombra is older than Zarya
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>>180389710
I think Winston and Tracer are MEANT to be the plot's driving force but all the Reaper Soldier Ana attention has made you think otherwise.
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>>180389784
roids age u
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>>180389646
>>>/d/
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>>180389595
shit
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>pick mccree
>instantly counterpicked with a d.va and genji
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>horizon is way too big
>the moon part of it is way too small

The whole map should have been on the moon, with only the spawn rooms and maybe the points being indoors.
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>gets like 20 great comp matches in a row
>suddenly trolls, ragers, leavers every single game
Blizzard please
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>>180389894
>pick sombra
>FUCK U I BET YOU'D LIKE IT
>.<
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>>180389646

>a woman with a tattoo
>a woman wearing western clothes
>a woman on top of a man exerting power over him
>a woman acting against the wishes of a man
>a woman trying to shave a man's beard

2000% haram
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>>180389912
How do you competitively play that
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>>180389912
absolutely disagree. Low grav mechanics are garbage tier and shouldn't have been included in any capacity
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Le RIPIP in le pieces Roadhog D^,X who will punish poor positioning now?
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>>180389912
Blizzard already doesn't care enough about what makes something viable for competitive, making an entire map with a single shitty gimmick would be so bad
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>>180389784
>you now realize your waifu is way past the expiration date
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Why is this cyborg so fucking sexual?
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>>180388871
>>180389281
It just adds another layer to his scrap mechanic, if you're good you'll have armor on everyone all the time + a surplus of scrap for a second turret when necessary, or gather it up during the fight, maybe give him 3 scrap per gun pellet landed to encourage engaging in the fight. If you're bad of course you won't play as well, you don't blame defense matrix itself when the player fails to manage the resource bar to eat ults when necessary, you blame the player.
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>that guy that instantly loses his shit and starts screaming in mic the moment something goes wrong instead of calmly stating what we wants
If you're this guy, there's a reason you're stuck in gold fucko
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>>180389857
If that's the case then why does Chu say otherwise? The 3 are jerkin each other off in Mexico or some shit while Monkey and Lesbian are teaming up to rally more people in the recall. How the fuck can he say the 3 drive it when that's really not the case?
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>>180390031
Do more of these you fucking cuntboi
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>>180390009
>>180390019
>>180390075
So you guys want big, boring maps where everything looks the same because muh competitive?

Games used to be about fun, you know
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So what's up with the attack spawn on King's Row? Did Winston move HQ there after Recall or is Tracer trying to set up another base for him?
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>>180381335
Placed 2816, been mid-high plat since season two, climbed to 3005.
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>>180389692
>join voice chat
>hear child talking
>block him, leave chat
This is actually a pro strategy
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>>180390031
>cant even kill tracer in one shot

I agree those are buffs but only IF YOUR TEAM SHOOTS THE TARGET YOU HOOK which doesn't usually happen because roadhog was used to punish flankers
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>>180389912
I don't hate it but it seems like the most boring space base I can remember.
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>>180390130
Where has he said that? If he really has then Chu really is a fucking hack. You don't call your game overwatch and not make your story revolve around the new overwatch.
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>>180389493
>dead
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>>180390241

>invalidating flanking except when the flanker is another Roadheg is good
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>>180389912
>Low Gravity area is this one dedicated never accessed side path
>If someone does decide to go there, they will just literally just walk in a straight line
At least the jumpads on Oasis provide some opportunities, the low gravity is just there and serves zero purpose
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>>180390105
mada mada
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>>180389692
it still isnt fun when the muted angry children throw games left and right because they wall want to be mister esports 1v6 pro gamers

This game pretend to be an fps but it really isnt you literally are at the will of your team and matchmaking thinks its fucking funny putting you in games where there is a noticable sr difference and basically saying "fuck you heres a loss you cant win every game"

Im just not gonna play outside of quick play with friends cause comp is anything but competative it feels more like a gambling problem constantly hitting queue hoping that you hit the jackpot and go on a winstreak
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Say something nice about that 4 stack in comp who all instalock DPS and play them terribly
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>>180390157
I want big maps with interesting scenery and nice lore that take into account the idea of Overwatch being primarily a competitive, balanced game.
I don't want shitty gimmicks that mess that up. I don't want maps that are biased towards one side (like all 2CP maps are). I don't want maps that put looks over functionality.
If that sounds bad to you, play another game. You're ruining this one for everyone else.
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>>180386930
It's the future. I wouldn't be surprised if they had advanced technology that can slow down the aging process. Lifespans are probably 150. Ages 19 to 40 is probably ages 15-25 today.

Granted, even today everyone ages physically different. I've seen 17 year olds that look like 40 year olds and 30-somethings like like teenagers.
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>>180390105
Angela stop sexualizing the kids' hero.
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>>180390268
I can't find it right now but there was some shit about him saying that the 3 are the main plot people or something.
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>>180389571
If you want "ships" to be realistic, then pretty much NONE of the OW ones would work?

However, with anime logic it would be easy to pair those two up. Maybe, deep down, Soldier DOES get something out of the attention of a young girl. And maybe Dva gets kicks out of a "non-threatening", sugardaddy like companion? This stuff happens in real life too!

(And I definitely disagree with you about Dva being "a narcissistic sociopath". That would be more Sombra's thing, MAYBE.)
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>>180390387
i'm glad they're staying in gold
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>>180390393
Overwatch is a game based around shitty gimmicks, nearly every hero has their own gimmick as well. Stop pretending this is some super serious game for mature people
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First point is the best fucking map in the game
>Huge easily passable choke
>Multiple defensive positions
>Multiple attacking positions
>Several flanks and side path some with options

The second point is the worst map in the game, literally undefendable and half the time attackers just snowball it.

How the fuck do they do this?
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>>180390105
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>>180390105
>>180390365
>>180390434
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>>180390512
>And I definitely disagree with you about Dva being "a narcissistic sociopath"

D.Va is basically an Evangelion pilot but she doesn't give a fuck and only cares about bragging and taking selfies of herself fighting in warzones. What the fuck do you call that kind of behavior? She is insane.
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>>180390505
Please find it if you can. I think I would've recalled if he'd said something as idiotic as that
>>180390512
kill yourself
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>>180390393
>I want this game to stop being what it is in order to cater specifically to me and everyone who disagrees with me is wrong and needs to leave because they are ruining it for "everyone else" (read:me)
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>>180390643
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>>180390256
Aesthetically it's my least favorite map to date. It looks generic and shitty
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>>180390648
>What the fuck do you call that kind of behavior?
Her job. She's a fucking pro gamer too bro. Just because she has to pilot the eva doesn't mean she no longer needs to squeeze money out of pathetic horny fanboys.
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>>180390393
>I don't want maps that are biased towards one side (like all 2CP maps are)
You do realize that each point favors a different team, right?
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>spam 40 times group up
>everyone goes different directions and dies in 10 seconds
"lol it's yuo're fault your loosing lol"
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>>180389337
inb4 someone posts the smut
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So now that McCree and Roadhog are both shit; who counters Tracer and Genji?
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>>180390648
I'd call those coping mechanisms, on Volskaya and Eichenwalde she has a voice line where she comes across as very somber.

Also the 'life is a game lol!' line was clearly just some fourth wall shit.
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>>180390907
>mccree is literally only better than he previously was

don't be a fucking retard.
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>>180390907
Torbjörn, Sombra and Winston for Genji.
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>>180390813

>Livestreams gleefully the death her enemies and also her allies
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>>180390907
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>>180390847
Why aren't the enemy teams having this problem?

I agree it's fucking annoying as shit though
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>>180390760
Feel the same way. Even if I don't like other maps they're usually nice to look at but Horizon's insides are so bland and boring.
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>>180390957
It's what she's paid to do. The only real difference between her and all the other heroes is that she's also paid to smile while doing it.
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>>180390554
Proprietary abilities aren't "gimmicks" you idiot. A gimmick is something meant specifically to attract attention without having any value, which a map completely in low grav would completely be.
>>180390676
Why do you think this game has a competitive mode, a pro scene, and frequent balance discussions? That's what this game "actually is." If you can't see that Blizzard literally made this from the grounds up to be an accessible competitive shooter you are retarded.
>>180390829
Ideally a map should look pretty and be well designed while still maintaining that the most skillful team wins. This is why control maps are objectively the best for this (not in design or fun, just balance), they're literal mirrors.
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>>180390369
or you could stop thinking about that altogether and just focus on getting good

you're playing an online game where you're matched with random people, you have to accept you'll get straight bads and even intentionally detrimental people. If comp is too upsetting then you don't have to play it
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>>180391038
First they force me solo heal then they separate every time. I cant fly to niggers who are behind walls and everyone is different direction
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>>180391120
Who's this white boy
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>>180390945
Yeah now that his ult isn't as bad he's less shit

But he's still shit
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>>180391120
mods
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>>180391142
>accessible
>competitive
These are mutually exclusive concepts and you know it.
Overwatch prioritizes fun gimmicks and good graphics over competitive and pro balance. Obviously they're not going to completely throw the pro scene out the window, but Blizzard knows that making and catering a game for the pro scene is not profitable in the slightest.
If you want a game that tries too hard to take itself seriously, make it yourself and let bankruptcy tell you why it was an awful idea.
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How do we fix 2CP?
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>>180391178
I honestly don't get it. I've bought into what people said, and they're right about statistically being able to climb solo if you're better because over a large sample you're less likely to get shit teammates/disconnects if you're better than your current SR and of course you're the only constant. It all makes sense.

But why does the enemy team always seem to have a much better teamcomp? Why do I always get the people who only ever play DPS and refuse to do anything else? Why do my teammates not understand the concept of grouping up and not trickling in and the enemies not as much? Sure, occasionally I'm on the other side of that shit but it's really disproportionate

Oh and if we do somehow get a nice teamcomp and steamroll early on then guess what, someone on their team left the match just early enough for the game to be cancelled.
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>>180391524
remove them
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>>180391524
Stop making defense heroes inherently stronger and easier than offense heroes.
Make the "group up with me" emote briefly apply a map wide graviton surge to your entire team if you use it as a tank or healer.
Delete Mei.
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>tfw I just saw a low double-railed metal fence irl and had the urge to smash it

they have me fully
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>>180391524
Put a piñata on the point
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>>180391524

Once they take point a, defense respawn times are 15 seconds.
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>>180391524
Make another one with loads of narrow chokepoints and a spawn room that has the second point right on it's doorstep
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>>180390648
The setting in NGE and OW are so vastly different, that I don't really understand what you are getting at.

OW isn't some gritty, apocalyptic world. (Or at the very least, they never show those parts to us!) In OW's reality Dva is a goofy schoolgirl, who was put into that mech to fight the kaiju. It seems like she's trying to make most of that duty, by entertaining herself with streaming, a hobby she had when she was just a gamer.
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>>180390829
This is how it's supposed to be. The first point favors Attackers, the second - Defenders.
In reality on most 2CP maps points are either more or less balanced or favor Defenders.
On Horizon the first point is balanced and the second favors Attackers which is all bacwards.
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>>180391120
>gold rank
>mercy
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>>180391737
basically this. the amount of times my team has had to kill the enemy team 2-3 times in a row to cap point B is fucking BULLSHIT. No defensive team deserves to win that shit because they spam mei/sombra/tracer/dva/genji at the point over and over.
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>>180391661
>But why does the enemy team always seem to have a much better teamcomp? Why do I always get the people who only ever play DPS and refuse to do anything else? Why do my teammates not understand the concept of grouping up and not trickling in and the enemies not as much?

selection bias
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>>180391661
This post outlines some of the most major reasons why competitive team based video games are garbage if taken seriously. These are issues that plague every single game that tries to be an esport, and there's no fix for them.
The moral of the story is to stop playing video games competitively and pick a different hobby if you want to compete and prove your superiority over others.
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>>180392012
But making myself a well-rounded person is hard
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>>180378910
Low Grav is so much fun. Who knew my enjoyment for this game would multiply significantly with the lone addition of letting me float around like a fucking idiot?
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>quick rank is ~70-90th percentile for all characters
>patch happens
>everything plummets to 50-60%
What the fuck happened? Did anyone else have this happen? I haven't done competitive placements yet, but did stats for that get all fucked up too?
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Idea: first cap fuctions as a spawn room and players spawn there until the round starts.

No more running around!

Also I'd love to see a comp game ruined because the whole enemy team spawned on point for some reason
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>>180392059
yes and we all deal with it in retarded ways while slowly being crushed by existentialism, join the club we got jackets
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>>180391134
>its a soldiers job to be a gleeful personality while people lose their lives

She is literally doing the live streaming and fan service bullshit for money while she has a duty to fulfill.

Its shows she has little to no ethical or moral fiber and is almost in her own demented world to actually do that.

Imagine watching your dad die on some camwhores twitch stream while she just scoffs "loooooool he got wrecked!"
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>>180390520
Say something nice about the two one trick Mercy's in your team. First the one who gets Mercy and Second the one forced onto someone else.
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>>180391142
>his is why control maps are objectively the best for this (not in design or fun, just balance), they're literal mirrors.

they are, but the gameplay can get stale
having to traverse for one side of the map to another and the asymmetric nature of 2cp maps can make for interesting gameplay

one of the reasons Starcarft was so popular was the asymmetric of its races
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>>180392382
Being fair here, the streaming she does is of her fight against the Kaiju Omnic, not of her fighting people. Her unit was made specifically for the Kaiju Omnics. Her streaming fights between people is headcanon. Unless somehow you think there's some Omnic kid out there's whose parent is the Kaiju Ominc.
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>>180379327
91 hours on qp 55% winrate. Sombra is the most fun hero to play imo it just takes a lot of awareness and sooooo much aim
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im still a shitter but atleast the icon looks good

went from 2.2k to 3k in 2 days
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>>180390907
>>180391228

How is mcree shit?
>5% ulti per shot
>10% ulti per headshot
>ulti loads faster than fucking sonic
>Q to kill 2-3 people everytime because they simply cant hide before you kill them

Its imo just as soldier, when he ulties on good position people just die.

The only "SHIT" thing is that you must aim which shitters hate.
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>b-but sombra is in a good place right now!

no she isn't
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>>180392382

Honestly if they called out that there is something wrong with D.Va because she can't take anything seriously and feels nothing but a desire to show everyone how great she is with her epik pwn4g3 it would make her much more interesting.
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>>180392815
Im sure you main genji and hanzo you fucking weeb
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>>180392382
No way her superiors aren't on the board with this whole streaming idea. She could be like a pubblic affairs person for the Koran army. An icon to lift people's spirits, a ray of hope for her nation etc.
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>>180392994
i might be a weeb but i play lucio/zen
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>went from 2.2k to 3k in 2 days

Mercy main?
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>>180392761

No you fool he's saying that since she is streaming herself fighting the big omniczilla and she is one of a whole corp of Omnic fighters you will be seeing some of them dying in combat. Plus that thing has been around for years and has likely ruined hundreds of lives already, and it's all a game to her.
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>>180392815
Good job m8, if you get 500 more you get an even shinier icon.
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>>180393115
I know you, you post a screenshot once in a while, I had your battletag at the tip of my tongue...

Got it, Juicyjuuji?
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>>180392815
Good job Rin
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>>180388836
winston x hammond
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>>180393248
this is the first time i posted an ingame screenshot since i started playing which was in march
>>180393270
thank you
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>>180392815
why is the number font so different in nip?
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>>180388836
>AS FRIENDS ONLY

I have news for u
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>>180392815
Welcome to semi-big boy zone, friend
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>>180393115
I still hate you subhuman weeb but at least you main good heroes
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>1 pm: Hey d.va, toss your ult over the enemy team and I'll hammer them
>2 pm: LOL xD can you switch genji so I can play? My friend is a GOD widowmaker *SCREEEEE* dud you suk!

I wonder when school got out.
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https://twitter.com/oltlo/status/877212207569698816
Mei is thicc
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>>180393246
aiming for that
>>180393417
korean font is better but nip isnt bad either
>>180393546
lets see if i can keep it
>>180393635
control heals are so easy to play for me / shotcalling with zen is a guaranteed win as long as your teammates are willing to listen
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I don't get this *It's easier to climb as mercy* meme

I have tried it and it's so frustrating playing as her

Went down from 2950 to 2775
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>>180393978
Congrats, you're awful at the easiest character in the game.
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>>180393164
>>180392761
Devs kinda shot themselves in a foot here, because making D.va willingly stream her battles in the same way people stream games on twitch, implies some disturbing things. So either they elaborate on this and clear up whether she streams actual battles or just training sessions or show that it's not by her own choice, like it was a PR assignement from the army . They could retcon it for all I care
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Ok I'm in "elo hell" now and almost everyone instalocks DPS meaning I never get to play it if I want any chance of having a good teamcomp

Who's a good tank or healer for carrying?
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>>180390283
>can't handle the truth
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>>180393978
I think I'm gonna try it, out of curiosity. Not that I have played Mercy, like ever, but they say she almost playes herself!
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>>180394150
Yeah, guess it's my fault that our mcree/76 can't shoot down a single lonely pharah
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>>180393978
Gain more and lose less SR
Shits heals so it's easier to keep people alive and for longer. With good positioning you can be unstoppable.

Seems more like you're just not that good with her yet.
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>>180394201
Zen because you know those fucks won't be doing enough damage
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>>180393978
You need to identify the games where you should be healing

These are:

1. When the dps player has 55+% winrate on their hero
2. When the healing was shit on the first round of a game

Outside of these situations just go DPS or tank
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>>180394201
Zarya and Zen can both carry pretty well if you're actually good with them.
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>>180394201
Bastion is the ultimate "fuck you retards" hero
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>>180393940
>more and more kids not attending last days of school
>quality of comp matches worsens exponentially
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>>180393056
>she's a hero
>she gets killed in action
>everyone is mourning her
>her killer is in the crowd laughing
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>>180394516
Time to only play during extreme off hours. It actually does help you get slightly less retards.
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now that everyone has likely farmed their weekly loooot bawkses from lunar colony, what do you guys think of the map?

im having a real hard time to win as attacker unless my team is really organized. the place has a lot of side passages that everyone just trickles in alone.
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>enemy Genji ult
>Orisa put her totem
>our Winston ignores him for 2 secs
>our Mercy dies with her rez
>we lose

Sometimes this game makes me doubt my sanity.
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>>180394754
CEASE
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>>180393248
>Juicyjuuji

That would be me but the person posting the nip ranking is someone else, I changed my language back to english, still have the voice in nip though
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>>180394839
Weeb!
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>>180394692
Kinda makes me wish the old choke paradigma came back, because this isn't working either. Even a louzy Widow can drop serious heads there, when people just trickly into her sights.
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>>180394168
She's streaming fights between her and a robot godzilla, there's nothing disturbing about that as she's treating the fighting against a machine as a video game where the bosses are machines. If she streamed fights between her and people then you would have your problem.
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Remember the first month of this general when everybody loved Genji?

I'm glad it's over
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>>180393978
Yeah gut huge SR for wins and tons of heals and lose small amounts when you lose for reasons

If you're still losing a fuckton you're not gonna climb. Git gud at your positioning and dinking faggot Genjis with your pistol.
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Orisa is cute!
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>>180395081
The fuck? People still love genji. They just hate playing against genji players who actually know their shit.
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>>180395080
I get that, but people from her side can still die. That's the point of the whole conversation.
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I need Zarya's phat tiddies in my face
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>10 SR from promotion
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT
>get back to 2 SR from promotion
>DRAW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Chung took a picture next to Chu's wax model in the break room today.
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Reminder to play every day and buy loot boxes to support your favorite developers at Blizzard! We care about you and wish you the best!
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>>180395421
Oh man, she's really whoring herself out there. :/
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why is limited duel still in the game?
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>>180394839
>mfw i had Michiru as my old btag

i hope youve read the vn
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>>180395421
No bigger turn-off than men with shoulder length hair. JUST FUCKING CUT THAT SHIT
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>>180395081
Genji is like tracer

When they are good everyone is glad they exist, when they are bd they are such dead weight they are just ignored

It's not like a bad mei that can kill your team, because ginger and turbolesbian are actual iconic characters to play and they won't have a negative impact on your team
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>>180395130
Id move behind her barrier
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>>180395221
The anon you're replying to gets his shit kicked in by a Genji all the time.
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>>180379806
Yeah we see you post in every one of these dude. we get it. you can stop noe
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Athene would probably be a mercy main if he played overwatch. Think about that.
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I think it's great. Very open spaces but still plenty of cover make for an interesting and fresh gameplay.


>>180395060
> chokes are bad
> lack of chokes is bad too
you people...
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>>180395594
i don't get this. Are you calling Chung a man?
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Looking at console footage of this game is painful
Aiming with a controller is shit
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>>180383394
because you can one trick mercy
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>>180395250
If they croak then she'll react and go Shinji on everyone.
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>>180395421
Which Chu should she Chu?
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>>180395319

I like to eat pussy but her's probably doesn't taste too good thanks all those protein shakes.
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>>180395080
>Homes get destroyed
>People dying in the streets from the monster attack
>Other pilots die

"HAHA! That scrub should have dodged that! Press F in the chat to pay respects to Kim! LOL!"
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>>180396018
Having done both, it's definitely not ideal. I still think console is fine, though, if only because everyone's on the same level of shit.
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>>180395867
i almost forgot that faggot thanks for reminding me
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>>180396114
>everyone's on the same level of shit.
Yeah I guess, looking from a PCFag perspective it just annoys me
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>>180387674
>he doesn't prefer women aged 25-45

Shit taste detected
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>>180396183

He hasn't been relevant for like 7 years. What are you trying to forget?
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>>180396053
Does she only own one pair of jeans? And even those are broken. :(
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>>180395759
Actually no but it's just annoying seeing him on every game so I just murder them with Winston or Symmetra, hard focusing them too

Genji players are like a moth that gets into your room by the night and constantly flies around your head when you prepare for final exams, that's a Genji player
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>>180396379
Yes :( She needs to please old men for money to get by
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>>180396114
>everyone's on the same level of shit.
except those that use kbm
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>>180396018
it really depends on your sens
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>>180396350
Hag detected, don't get too sandy in the jay jay you had your time on the spotlight
Only thing good about older women is they are supposed to be more mature, they aren't so might as well go for the fresh ones
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>>180388193
Zen is too pure for all this shipping fuckery
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>>180396356
he used to fuck up my lol games so i q sniped him and kept banning/taking ryze until he shut his stream down
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>>180396553
Okay, then the majority of console players are on the same level of shit.
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>>180396641
Are you... Are you trying to imply I'm a woman?

Are you actually brain dead?
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>>180393512
They're long lost siblings and Pharah will be jealous she has to share her Onii-chan.
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At what sensitivity should I play with genji? I usually play with 8
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>people supposedly saying the new map is already in the rotation
>haven't gotten to play on it at all except for queuing for it in arcade
??????
>>
Serious talk please

>800 dpi
>5 sens

I have no problem aiming, maybe i should lower my sens even more but i always used wrist to move mouse and not elbow.

Anyway, when i play genji i always feel like i need 2x more sens to play this fucker., is this normal?
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>>180397045
same lad
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>>180396981
Whatever you are comfortable with,depends on your DPI aswell. Most gengu players i know go for around 800dpi 5-6sens while they use lower sensitivity for hitscans
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>>180379430
VAs need to fuck off, any retard could do their job, they're not popular because they're talented, they're popular because it's a successful game
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>>180397045
Even Blizz admitted they fucked up and put it in comp. Fixed it already.
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>>180388193
>Junkrat is a no
I've seen a little art of them together.
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>>180397160
Last part is true. Middle part is not.
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>>180397045
>people supposedly saying roadhog is dead now
>people saying deadeye is any better now
¿¿¿¿¿¿
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>>180397081
its normal

you cant really sit at the back and shoot people like soldier or mccree does,you have to go in and out constantly turning your camera
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>>180397169
When did they fix it? Last message was them saying that it is, indeed, in comp, because they can't separate it out of there.
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>>180397527
So why are you pretending as if it's not there?
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>Lose match
>SR stays the same
????
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>>180397643
What? I'm not the "???????" guy even.

Is the Lunar map in comp? I believe it is.
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Requesting this with a DPS of your choice.
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Roadhog is so fucking bad now
I want to cry
What the fuck is wrong with Blizzard fuck you give me my comp currency back
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Should the Orisa ult glitch stay?
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>>180397775
played it in comp around 2 hours ago
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>>180397238
When I say Junkrat is a no I mean it's not really a ship that would take off in the fandom, due to Roadrat being infinitely more popular and D.Va's fans not wanting to ship her with a crazy Australian. Lucio/D.Va is only really a thing because of their one voice line that suggests they'd have a positive relationship, he's closest in age after Junkrat (and Tracer is officially off limits) and her fans want her to be more relevant in the fandom and the lore.

People were lining up to ship her with Sombra before it turned out there was an eleven year age gap, and I bet if their ages were closer the ship would eventually overshadow Lucio/D.Va.
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>every hero is annoying to play against, the game
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>>180397837
Sombra [/spoiler
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>>180397169
I guess this message should read FIX IT ALREADY.

Because it isn't fixed.

So there.
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>>180380104
Happy birthday Junkrat-anon.
Have a blueberry.
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>Sombra, switch, you are doing nothing. Sombra is a useless character.

The soldier on my team spent the entire match saying that. He dropped the 5th point by picking Mei and blocking our own spawn point door.

How should I feel about it? Are these stats actually not good enough?
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>>180398216
True. Why do fujos and yurifags have to ruin everything?
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>>180398082
>it gets reported while it's in the ptr
>goes live without being fixed
>rein hammer also still fucked

Jesus christ blizzard get your shit together
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>>180383961
Mei. And widowmaker was married to an Overwatch agent.
Also its obvious all the heroes will become part of nu-overwatch.
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>>180397837
TIME TO ORISA YEHHHH
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>>180398383
>23:54
no
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>>180398082
No other ult gets to charge while still in effect, and Orisa's is too good to be the exception.
>>
What should I improve in my playstyle when I lose 95% of my games in qp because 4 people instant lock sombra, genji, hanzo and widowmaker in literally every game?
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>play healer
>3 people from the enemy team hunt me down halfway across the map and kill me
>I NEED HEALING
fuck this game
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>>180398482
>Rein hammer is still bugged even though Blizz said they would fix for next patch

What the fuck Blizzard? Did you just forget to fix it?
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>>180398623
match time is identical to the post time, that's some /x/ shit
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>>180398923
They tried but it still feels like shit
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>>180399052
fuck off eurofag
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>>180398816
Pick Bastion

If you are actually losing that many games just sit in base though
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>>180397169
yeah, I got to play on it and its 2cp so its shit and reaper/close ranged characters (even junkrat) are good on it because you'll only really be fighting on the point. The rest of the map is just a big fuckin waste of space
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>>180399095
Remember that USA is our colony :^)
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>>180399219
>the only place in the world other than utc+2 is the US
Fuck off retarded eurofag
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>>180380259
If it's not a comic or a short then it's a sex toy line where it spouts D.Va voice clips
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>Tfw i love Horizon because it reminds me of a CS map

Also, I have over 60 hours on Roadhog, with McCree shortly behind at 55 hours.

If anyone thinks Hog is dead, you are retarded. Just right click then hook. Its actually better this way, because people wont know when youre going to hook them.

I still got POTG and all golds for 9 wins straight on arcade horizon mode.
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ok, I'm convinced now, the people on the forums are right, symmetra is op. She doesn't have to aim but her damage is insane
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>>180397837
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>>180399289
>calling people fags based on where they live when they don't live in the civilized world
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>Assault map is shit and poorly designed
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>>180399552
>The US
>the civilized world
pick one
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>>180399289
>usually only fatards living in EU colony say "eurofags"
>use their speech
>complain that people think he is ameritard

Uhh i don't know anon
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>>180398820
>im the only tank
>other guy is the only healer
>im the only one actively trying to push the payload
>healer keeps getting hunted down
>OUR 4 STACK OF FUCKING DPS IS LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF KEEPING THE HEALER SAFE

This is the shit i have to put up with in comp
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>>180399656
closest thing to civilization there is outside of europe, yeah?
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>>180399725
uk
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>>180399637
mercy can literally stand in spawn waiting to res and can see everything

whats wrong with that?
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When the fuck are they gonna let us break Mei's ice block. It's fucking retarded that she can buy her team a 5 seconds in stall.
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>>180396641
Ana is proof that they are superior though.
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>outside of continental Europe
>civilized society
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>>180399685
They 4stacked as DPS mains, I don't know what they expected. Those and the hanzo-widow duos are the worst. Q as at least a 3 with DPS/Tank/Healer main friends if you ever want to climb.
Or just do pic related.
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>>180399801
yeah all the terror attacks lately r pretty cool
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>blizzard forum mods deleting all threads about lootboxes

Why?
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>>180398383
its not bad at all, Your hacks are great and so are EMP's but your offensive assists are low compared to your EMP's but still not bad.
Your accuracy is the only garbage here but maybe damage could have been higher cause it looks like you got more ult charge from healing rather than damage output. Sombra can put out more damage than expected but you need accuracy to be over the 35% range, 40% is even better.
How many rounds did the match go for?
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>>180400050
Because that thread by Kaplan is still stuck to the top and they try to redirect everything there.
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I always imagine the 4stack DPS circle jerking over how good they are laff
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Why do you instalock Hanzo?
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im that fag from a month ago that posted a video and asked for advice and feedback

i just hit 85 subs in just over a month.

pls clap 4 me
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>>180399921
i dont have friends that play this game and playing solo has put me in silver after losing 8 out of my 10 placements and now im just on a losing streak where im getting put in games with children who refuse to cooperate even when i try to be the mediator and compromise with this like "hey im going tank/heals for the team can i get someone else to switch aswell?" and instead i met with people just bitching at each other cause no one wants to get off their fucking dps and actually try and win.
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>>180399685
my man, this is what I deal with every time.
>die right next to a dps stack
>they walk away as they see me die
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>>180400179
i need his fucking achievements
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comp should be mystery heroes but

>no switching until end of round
>only one of each hero per team
>guaranteed to have at least one of each role where applicable
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>>180398376
Thank you, anon, and thanks for the blueberry! The coloring is really nice!
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>>180400190
are u bluposter who asked for advice? congrats buddy
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>>180400190
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>>180400190
Congrats anon!
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>>180399436
She isnt you just need better aim.
Stand still and aim at her = she dead
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>>180400190
who cares i make a shitty banter tweet and get 1k+ retweets
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>>180400246
>you are stuck with 1 support who is a Zen and the enemy rolled Mercy and Lucio

GGEZ
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*outskills you with geometry*
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>>180400190
Give me name so I can look you up.
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>>180400307
yes.

my video about mercy mains blew up and i got 50 subscribers in a single day.

>tfw your friend has a channel and goes to conventions, gets early copies of games from game companies, hosts tournaments, and travels the world for games but it took him 2 years just to get 250 subs

I was helping him and separated because i was doing most of the work.

Look at me now :^)
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Shimada Sr. when?
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>>180400505
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Who are we getting nerfed next? I know you all are Reddit/Battlenet forum fags
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>>180400590
>more weebbait characters

Never you fuck.
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>>180400664
I say Tracer.
Fuck that dyke.
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>>180400724
Tracer is immune to nerfs
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>>180400550

Syberbolt
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>>180400664
Pharah is next 100%, everyone is crying about her and how unfun it is to play vs her.
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>>180400724
NEVER EVER
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>>180400208
At that level, any constuctive criticism whatsoever is going to be interpreted as "ur a fag kys" and is just going to turn voice comms into a shitflinging fest instead of callouts. If having friends is not an option than just play Zen with voice chat off and collect those free damage medals while fragging the fuck out. Zen and Zarya are two of the best pubstompers down there because silvers don't know to not shoot your bubbles and you'll constantly have high energy.
Just so you know, plat solo q is the exact same experience with stubborn arguments except the skill level approaches mild competence. If I didn't have friends to q with I'd have uninstalled hundreds of levels ago.
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>>180383909
>ywn be as alpha as Chu
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Wow this map is shit, what the hell Blizzard?
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>>180400872
It's either scatter arrow or defense matrix, or both that are getting gutted and it's gonna happen when the Summer games update hits.
Pharah won't be touched for some time still.
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>>180400724
>fuck that dyke
With great pleasure
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https://youtu.be/S20jri3oaf4

He's right, you know.
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>>180400724
The gay agenda forbids it
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>>180388462
>First of all, 7 year age gap is fucking nothing
I personally agree, but like every normie I know scoffs at couples that are more than like 3-5 years apart. While it's certainly still possible, it's generally frowned upon in my experience.
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>still getting kills left and right with Roadhog

Takes the tiniest bit if effort but now i can just spam
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>>180400590
He's dead.
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>>180398809
shes terrible overall. i dont see why it shouldnt stay
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>>180401090
No man, it'll be Pharah easily.
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Imagine spending 1 second shooting at the Tracer before asking for nerfs
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>>180401090
DM isn't getting nerfed anytime soon
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>>180400190
are you making jewbucks?

will you make a break for it?
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>>180400724
> Nerfing the posterboy and carpet muncher
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how the fuck do you hit sleep darts as ana? I always miss genjis and tracers by like a fucking hair
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>>180400664
tracer mercy needs a rework really hard

pharah is just annoying. she needs something that wont remove her from high rank play any more that she already was
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>>180400893
ill try that i guess it just sucks how fucking unfun soloing is
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>>180400571
well done buddy some people are just born with it, some need extensive washed a in Maybelline like your friend. I'll get around to subscribing to you next time I'm going through YouTube.
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>>180402003
>buffing the posterboy and carpet muncher
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>>180400874
>>180400820
*presses E when the nerf patch goes live*
cheers luv, the buffs are here!
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>>180402151
Just give her a bunch of new skins as usual
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>>180383909
his crotch is awefully horizontal.
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If we pay attention to buffs and nerfs it'll tell us who the canon gay characters are. Blizzard won't nerf gays and browns
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>>180402084
>tracer
>only has a high pick rate in GM because of her skill ceiling
>needs a rework

She is easily the best balanced hero in the game.
The only thing she could have is to introduce another soft counter to her.

Mercy needs to be removed from the game as she is right now and be made into another character with new skills I agree.
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>>180389894
>d.va
Come on now

Literally just shoot her, don't waste bullets when the second shortest lasting shield is up.
Stop going touching distance and using fan.

How is she a counter???
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>>180402263
Probably thinking of Mercy
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>>180402219
You must be delusional if you think Tracer's getting touched. She hasn't changed at all since early beta. If anything they're going to buff Torbjörn to make one of her counters stronger.
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>>180402263
It's shopped.
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>>180383909
he's hot in a, I want to corrupt his nerd mind and bring him to sexual places he never thought he'd go with a man..or even a woman.
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>>180402329
>try to high noon
>have to deal with reflect AND damage matrix on top of it
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>>180401557
this picture makes me sad

mercy is not stupid!!
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>>180402524

Then make sure they're dead before you ult or stop trying to go for big plays
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Dive comp ruined this game for me. Every game is so unfun because I have to do deal with this
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>>180393967
s-so cute..
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holy FUCK mei is overpowered, jesus christ
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>>180402524
That's on you for dogshit obvious positioning
Why are you wasting it if she's still up, by the way?
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>>180379742
>>180379735
Has D.Va been under the knife? She really doesn't look Korean or Asian at all.
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>>180402786
Just pick a character that limits her freeze, or just move away.
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>>180402524
>high noon for kills over zoning
What's it like being bronze in the ai mode?
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>>180399489
DELET THIS
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>>180380449
it's her vlog of her visiting Blizzcon head quarters
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>>180402786
>i can't beat defensive character who is very easy to co-ordinate around with partners in a 1v1
>i mis-position so this character is able to take the pick and exploit it
>i don't know how to predict ults

>holy FU

We all have bad days, but please calm down.
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>>180402786
are you le serious?
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>>180402564
Mercy with her current kit IS stupid.
I have over 100 hours on her because of this and the pants-on-head retarded onetrick sr gains.
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>>180400590
needs more shimada shrine maiden healer
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>>180401557
That idea for a Mercy rework at around 7:40 would be really great for a new healer. I doubt they'd give Mercy that treatment, though. Some kind of rework, yes, but nothing as drastic as removing her lock-on beam entirely.
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>>180401557
Imagine being so bad at killing the healers that you have to make a whole video about it holy wow
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>>180402786
hello GM
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>>180403213
did you even watch it
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Why do my 76 teammates always ult when there's a rein/dva in front of them? Geez.
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>Watching top 500 streamers
>The skill level doesn't even seem that much higher than my Plat games (exceptions being god tier Widows and Genjis)

What's the deal?
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>>180401557
>he knows it
>we know it
>blizzard knows it
>everybody know it

Only mercy mains live in denial. The thing is, blizzard doesn't care and she won't be changed.
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>>180403472
To make sure they don't miss the shield.
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>>180403473
Overwatch is just luck and basic game send and positioning, unless you master a character that becomes op with a high skill level?
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>>180399893
>the .gif
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Who works best to shit on Mei
The two characters I'm best with need close/medium range.
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>>180403295
Not him but you don't really need to. Only thing fucked about Mercy is the SR gains and that's not even exclusive to her. If Blizz maybe wanted to nerf her ult charge a bit again I wouldn't mind though
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>>180403145
You get time traveling kid from the future instead.
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>>180403472
Because only smarties know how to play s76.

>"muh bullets arnt doin anythin!"
>"thats it, time to activate muh SUPER DAMAGE!!!"

Also, why are there so many players who only play s76 and hog? They always seem to be the ones trying to tell everyone how to play, too.
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>>180403796
You need another teammate. She excells in 1v1 but can't do shit vs multiple opponents unless she has her ult up. Don't let her single you out.
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>>180403805
what? You dont need to watch the video to know what he's views on mercy?
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>play ana
>have 37% winrate because I always get retard dps
that's it, I think I'm permanently done with healing
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>>180404236
Stop playing a throw character you giant letdown
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>>180380437
New voice lines
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>>180404236
>play ana
That's your problem, you're playing a terrible character
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>>180401962
i dont monetize my videos. i dont believe in making money off other peoples stuff (games, movies, pictures etc.)
>>180402127
thanks. no pressure.
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>>180404236
I've been there.

>that certain SR
>that certain time of the day
>always 2+ people who insta-lock DPS
>they're almost certainly garbage
>they always refuse to switch and barely talk

It's tempting to insta-lock DPS around these types, but it's also easy to end up looking like one of them.
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>>180404236
its your fault asshole
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>>180380437
It's a fucking self promo don't hype yourselves like Reddit fags do.
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>now called "Junkers" because they both deal trash damage
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Why do so many twitch streamers hate Mercy mains?
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>>180404735
Jealousy
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>>180404226
I mean, I don't really care what some youtuber has to say. I already know the main issue (1tricks and bloated SR)

Complaints like HURRR SHE TOO EZ hold no weight because this isn;t a traditional shooter.
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>>180404735
Mercy mains are psychotic
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>>180404050

lmaoing at your life

Mei is crazy, your best bet is a widow or hanzo to headshot/scatter arrow her after you coax her into an ice block. Junkrat can also work.
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>>180404735
Because everyone but them have to be flex
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>>180404719
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How many hours a day would you ask Widowmaker to sit on your face for?

Id probably say 24/7 minus anytime she needs to take a shit.

Ill force her to sit on my face while Im taking a shit though.
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>>180380104
Heeeeey, it's my birthday too

Want to celebrate with a game together?
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I'd rather have a braindead dipshit doing really well because they're playing an easy character (Mercy), than a really good player doing okay because they're using Throwing Grandma
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>>180404684
but it isn't tho
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>>180405179
I'm actually on console, but I appreciate the offer! And a happy birthday to you, anon!
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>>180405197
>braindead dipshit
>doing really well
Pick one.
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>>180380104
Happy birthday anon! Thanks for the smile.
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Hammond when?
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>>180405282
aww, too bad

how old are you now?

happy birthday to you anon
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>>180404735
They usually want to play Mercy and ONLY play Mercy even though Mercy isn't working and refuse to switch.

They also hold on to Res for a Big Dick 5 man Res, terrible at hiding and she's dead during a team fight or they rode the coattails of the big SR gain that Mercy mains tend to get and don't belong at their rank.
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>>180404513
you can't even monetize your videos if you are under 100 subscribers anyway.

Why would you not want to be paid for the time you spend making video though? I run an overwatch channel with 6.5k subs atm and im making about 100 dollars a week by uploading clickbaity videos.
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>>180404735
>watch wraxu
>he tries to kill tracer as hanzo
>she jukes him
>mercy near him when he is at 68 hp
>she still doesn't notice him and heals full hp zenyatta
?????????????????

Oh gee no anon i dont know why they complain about mercies in GM with awareness of silver. They must be jealous or something
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>>180405329
The dumbest Mercy > Smartest Ana
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>>180380104
Happy bday my dude.
>>
Overwatch releases content at the same speed as League that's years old. Poor Paladin's if only it didn't come from a shit company.
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>>180383350
wait what? this is the hardest map to attack yet
>defense only 2 fucking seconds away from spawn so they can run no healer and just go to spawn for heals
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>>180404818
>Complaints like HURRR SHE TOO EZ hold no weight because this isn;t a traditional shooter.

compared to every other hero, yes she is easy. She's thee easiest hero to get good with.
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>>180405504
lmfao I saw that it was beautiful
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>>180405504
Wraxu is a pretty good and chill streamer to watch,
helps me sleep.
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>>180405703
No shit, I know she's easy in the mechanical sense.

The complaints are more about that which I say hold no weight, and my opinion is just as good as some schmuck on youtube.

Fix the SR gains, the character is fine in its role.
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>>180405735
clip?
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>>180405361
>>180405579
Thank you both!

>>180405446
Sorry. But to answer your question, I'm 26 now! It's a bit of a weird feeling being older, but hey, when isn't it?
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>>180405494
>leehing off other peoples work
>being proud of having Clickbait titles
>bragging about 6.5k subs

dont ever post channel
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>>180379994
Hanzo would only rape a Korean pig.
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>Your SR has been lowered because you are not playing our game goyim!!!
>Check
> minus 8 SR
lmao nice attempt at making me care
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>>180406003
It's obvious you wouldn't care since you barely play the game.
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>>180405872
Damn, I just turned 21.

Listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0UtfcRrlrg and spamming hanzo in qp with a beer.

Tell me, will the next five years get any better?
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>>180405861
The guy was playing pretty trollish
He even instapicked Hanzo one round but then gave him to Wraxu before the round began
I doubt he was a Mercy main, nickname was "ILoveMom"
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>>180406125
You're a little faggot
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>>180405954
>Leeching off other peoples work
Like every other video gamer on youtube? ehm ok.
>being proud of having clickbait titles
I'm really not proud it makes money so why not do it.
>bragging about 6.5k subs
I was just mentioning it since he was dude don't be so hard god damn.
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>>180406210
want to play anon?
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>>180406125
Not that Anon, I'm 25, can confirm it gets better when you finish Uni and start making your own living.
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>>180406234
don't worry anon the stupid people are always jealous of money making geniuses.
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>>180388536
I saw seagull making fun of you today
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>>180406234
someone who makes quality content and doesnt monetize (regardless if they can or not) is a moral soul.

you arent. sure its easy extra cash when you get big, but some of us wouldnt dare.
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>>180406234
You should start working on not making yourself look so defensive at the slightest criticism
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>>180404735
Mercy mains are mentally and emotionally unstable trash, and I only associate with them because there isn't really a better alternative
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>>180405154
0

But Reaper tho.....
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>>180406234
Every poster here is like that, you post something like PoTG, stats and promo and they ignore it or say "lol its shit", when they are even too scared of leaving QP and realizing their SR is below 2.5k
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>>180406380
Thanks.
>>180406459
Yeah it's not morally correct, i still do it nevertheless.
>>180406467
It's my weak side, will do.
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>>180405872
Nice, I turned 25 today
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>>180399893
I saw some cosplayers reenact this irl.
Anyone have that gif?
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>>180406613
So you're sub 3k then?
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>>180406125
Honestly, I think they're as good as you make them. My advice would be to work hard now so you can live better later, but at the same time it's important to take a moment every now and again to do what you love along the way. After all, you're only young once!
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>>180406751
close, sub 3.5k
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>get twitch prime
>open my gold loot box
>duplicate widow skin

fml
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>>180406321
When did you start anon? I'm a slow burner so I just recently started uni and don't know if I'll even be finished in my late twenties.

>>180406768
Why are you posting in owg on your birthday anon? Did you work hard or are you just spending some time alone?
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>>180407042
>dupes in the gold loot box
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>>180405861
Here, i watched vod just to show you how braindead mercy players are

clips,twitch,tv/ManlyRealMeatloaf ThisIsSparta
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>>180407042
>Golden loot box
>duplicate skin

Someone is lying here
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>>180407090
I went out with family, but right now I'm just spending some time inside. It's way too hot to do much else today, unfortunately.
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>>180407094
>>180407110
I don't care about cosmetics but I'm pretty sure you can get dupes in the gold boxes
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>>180407234
You can't, no one has gotten a single duplicate in golden loot boxes so far.
>>
you know why i hate mercy? its not because she take little effort for high reward nope its because her playerbase is a bunch of useless gurlgamer cunts who refuse to actually learn how to play the game.

Like she isnt a hard hero to understand but gurlgamers make it seem like she is impossible to blame and that they are taking one for the team by instalocking her
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>>180407278
well obviously he was the first
>>
>supposed to pay money to get a golden box
>the fuckiing promo image of the box has sprays and voice lines right next to it
Is this a fucking joke? Is blizzard japing me? Who actually buys this twitch prime shit and who really wants a loot box THAT BAD?
>>
>>180407278
What if you own all legendary skins?
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>play koth
>capture the point
>team wanders off and dies
WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYY DO PEOPLE DO THIS WHYYYYYYYY
>>
Bump limit is 750 you narcoleptic fucks :^)
>>180407801
>>180407801
>>180407801
>>180407801
>>180407801
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>>180407770
you'll probably get the legendary coin drop
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>>180407740

I have Amazon Prime so I got the gold loot for free more or less.
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>>180407770
Keep the box til a new character is added.
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>>180407464
You can replace Mercy your paragraph with any hero and girl gamers with tryhards and it still makes sense
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>>180407195
I can empathize.
>>
>Mercy and Zarya standing RIGHT NEXT TO THE POINT
>No enemies on the point
>All the enemies are dead
>I tell them to just walk forward 5 steps and we win
"UHHH WHAT ARE YOU SALTY DUDE STOP BEING TOXXXXXIC????"
>We lose

Someone remind me why I installed this game again? Literally all I do anymore is jack off to Sombra/Widowmaker and then accidentally play the game once every three or four months and I instantly regret it every time
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