/srg/ Show Rideo Games General - who censored speedrunning edition

MASQUERADE VIOLATION

>>180353286
squid...

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LOL srg is such a mess that other generals either shit on it if they have heard of it or aren't even aware of it's miserable existance.

>>180354024
I'm not aware of literally 90% of the generals in /vg/.

>>180356234
why didn't you sage?

>>180353286
>>180353315
Die, freak.

>>180356670
>de obsessed freak obsessed freak

I wish speedrunning would just die already

>>180357398
Okay.

I wish I would just die already

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY tranny FREAK

>>180357458
word

>>180351172

Die, freak.

>>180360031
>de hippie spacing

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>>180360120

>>180360031
thanks for the late response!

>>180354024
/ksg/ here. This general is worse than ours, and that's saying something.

>>180360264
thanks for the late response!

>>180360337
the irony in this is way too good

Super Metroid is the best speedgame.

Super Dogtroid is the deddest speedgame.

Why do SM64 runners have such a delusional superiority complex?

>>180361595
It's very odd, but it's because the oldbois had one, so everyone else that joins tries to be just like them.

Mewtroid is not a speedgame.

What's the consensus on Tool-Assisted Speedruns? They are the logical next step of speedrunning.

what's the consensus on shutting the FUCK up

watching ClintStevens get that PB was one of the most exciting speedrunning moments in a long time. the future of speedrunning looks very bright because of him.

>>180354024
I'm only here because the obsessed freak is hilarious.

>>180363579
thanks for the late response!

>>180363579
Samefagging your own pathetic posts while also crying about them getting deleted has made my day.

What's a good game I can speedrun in 30min to an hour so I can have more time practicing the run at repated intervals and take less time learning it?

>>180363162
How can it be exciting to watch someone get a sub 1 in 70 star?

>Saboom getting cucked in his own chat

>>180364120
Evidence

Reminder that Zoast, Zelna, Saboom, ZFG, UnderscoreTrix, and Stivitybobo are all more talented speedrunners than Cheese.

>>180364513
>Zelna
Xelna*

kek

>>180364061
because he trash talked a tranny afterwards. just face it. clint is our boy.

>>180364612
clip?

/srg/ more like /sperg/

squid more like squawk

clint more like clit (future tranny)

>>180366343
>>180366580

Die, freak.

>>180367013
>de hippie spacing

trihex more like nosex

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>>180367035

narcissa more like cosmo

>Midwest Speedfest
>canceled
Why? Does SGDQ need to maintain their monopoly?

>>180368583
post the boards

*squid squid squid im obsessing over squid*
*post deleted*

>>180368583
Die, freak.

>>180351172
>>180353286
>>180368583
why did you delete?

>>180361595
the top runners are surprisingly down to earth, the shit ones are pretty much anyone not in top 5 (excluding the japanese runners, they're chill as well)

>>180369925
thanks for the late response!

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>same dead smile
>same passionless drive to succeed, will never reach their goal
>same lust for attention

when will the transition start

>>180369925
You know they still think other speedgames are a joke.

>>180370262
yeah but that's a given, it's sorta like saying "you know that black guy has AIDS right?"

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oh i guess thats why lmaooooooooooo

What is the point in playing any Ape Escape game other than 3 desu

why is squid never ahead of his splits lol

>>180371627
why didnt you post the other boards?

>>180371918
i dont see his times on the other ones. you aren't talking about the irrel ape games are you?

>>180372448
2 and 3? irel?

>>180372448
they're all irrel lmao

spyro is the only marginally relevant game boom runs.

>>180371817
good early game

>>180372607
but YGO:FM

>>180373475
>FM
talk to me in capmon

>>180372607
saboom is running games again? How many times has he quit speedrunning/streaming complete with epic pastebin warbling? At least 6

>>180373353
he is clearly a stream monster otherwise he would have known this

>>180373353
>>180373831
>6:13 wf 8
>10:25 key 1
>14:51 ccm 18
>18:44 ssl 20
>good early game
:')

What's a stream monster ? Is it the obsessed freak?

>>180374120
Stream Monster - a generic chatter that is irrelevant to the speedrunning community

>>180374120
>not knowing what it is when the general started as a stream monster circlejerk.

>>180373974
for him? retard lmao

> :')
reddit

>>180374356
>20 seconds behind a good time on the first split
>good early game
lmao

>>180374120
stream monsters are the foundation to the speedrun community and streaming in general. without them, no one would be able to professionally stream and speedrun.

>>180374492
>>180374356
>40 seconds behind a good time on the 2nd split
>good early game
lmfao

>>180374164
But every successful speedrunner thrives off of stream monsters then.

>>180374565
Obviously.

Have you never been in a popular speedrunner chat?

>>180374540
lol

>>180374743
lol?

/srg/- schizophrenic rambling general

>>180374997
just lol

>>180375045
who is we?

>>180375045
perfect

anyone wanna make an image where it's some sort of primate lookin at a clock or his watch or somethin and the filename can be like "squid realizes it's time to force another discussion about sm64"

>>180375567
go ahead

>>180375567
obsessed

>>180375567
lmao

>>180375567
But it's not squid who forces it, it's some redditor from r/speedrun.

>>180375567
Can't I'm on mobile lol

>>180375793
He's winning though

>>180375567
why squid?

>>180376075
see: >>180375658

>>180375793
>but it's not squid who forces it
t. grindxcucklet pretending he didn't spend months trying to trick everyone into picking up 70 star
lmao

>running 70 star when 120 star exists
lmao

nice thread you fuckin

>moving the joystick in a direction mario isn't facing during a dive
lmao

>>180376101

>>180375045

>pressing A and then B to jumpdive instead of A+B on the same frame
lmao

talk about some other fucking games for once

>>180376393
all other games are meme games.

>>180376393
grindmonkeys can only make screeching noises related to the 1 game they grind

>longjumping back into the LLL painting instead of slidekicking
lmao

>>180375401
why did you delete?

>>180376154
>over 10 extra water stars
lmao

>>180377387
>not liking based JRB and DDD 100
lmao

how many times can you laugh your ass off

>>180377387
>being so bad you hate water stars
lmao

cease

sm64 is a solved game

>>180378402
solved, possibly. optimized, definitely not.

>>180378402
That's what they said 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 15 years ago too. Solved is a myth.

>open TMR's stream
>he's doing push-ups
WTF?

>>180382153
Link?

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>>180362723
Based. Just like SNES, Japan, and beautiful white children

fuck off rob

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>>180375567

>>180384117
this is shit because it isnt even squid and memes are only funny when they are sort of true

>>180384519
I thought you guys loved monkeyposting

>>180384632
there is one obsessed freak who spams it and replies to his own posts, it's trash and belongs in the trash. you are clearly new and an embarrassment

>>180384632
sad

>>180384850
not new, I've only checked this thread once a month for the pass year or so

>>180385315
>trying this hard to fit in
>not new

>>180385376
ok

>>180385464
pathetic

>>180385315
Same.

how are squid and bounceyboy still both so fucking bad at sm64 after this long

how is our boy clint still so fucking bad at sm64

>>180386651
it isnt their only focus. next

>>180386948
why would it need to be?

>>180386973
retard

>>180387219
>you need to dedicate your whole life to sm64 to get a 49 and a 1:45
you're the retard lol

>>180387286
zzz

>>180384632
I do.

>>180386651
Why aren't you good at it?

>>180388658
oh shit

>>180389417
>oh shit
i'm sorry

>>180387472
zzz_pc or zzz_honky?

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Who was that guy who pretended he speedrun Halo 2 Legendary but actually just spliced his attempts together?

>>180389682
cody miller?

HaberdasherA is Goose, right?

how the fuck would i know

>>180389682
DarkDevasta10n

>>180389682
>>180389959
If you haven't seen Cody Millers Halo 1 """Legendary""" difficulty run from AGDQ 2011 check it out. It is well worth a watch if you enjoy immense failure at a live event.

>>180390916
Goose's known aliases:
HaberdasherA (as well as dozens of other reddit accounts for sliding reply chains and upvoting)
Obsessed Freak
Cowen Hames (never actually existed, but it's unclear whether he was intentionally made up, or just a figment of Goose's imagination)

>>180393519
>>180394832
>>180395519


Die, freak.

>>180395793
>de hippie spacing

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>>180395986
you're the best srg poster desu

>>180396160
you too in my desu opinion

>>180398542
you can speedrun any type of game, my man.

>>180398615
False. This is critical speedrun theory that they teach at culturally marxist streams like Cosmo. Everything is NOT arbitrary. There are community wide standards derived from a greater authority.

>>180398716
>a greater authority.
>in a single player hobby
lmao

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diddeh.

>>180400414
endlessxgrind is sweating bullets at the imminent exposure

>>180400414
>getting close to that top 150

>>180400806
>in his first week of runs

>>180401548
>has been practicing for months
Like, he's better then shit like MSR at least but don't think he's near top tier

>>180401894
Nobody has claimed he's top tier you mong.

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whoa, hey guys, do you like oot?

>>180401894
reminder that he's also been actively practicing and running sunshine at a top level simultaneously.

>>180402385
squid has been doing that for all the games he has record in too. whats your excuse now? also this diddeh gameplay rn is absolutely kek worthy

>>180401548
>his first week of runs
his pb is atleast months old.

>>180402602
he doesnt have one because he is the obsessed freak and squid and flooding srg to get everyone to hate squid is the only thing that runs through his mind

>>180402278
then why post an irrel time in an irrel game?

>>180400414
>55:57
Is this supposed to be impressive?

>>180402602
Why did you mention Squid, de obsessed freak?

>>180402756
>literally got it last week
https://twitter.com/diddeh14/status/874402041610874880

>>180402602
>squid
what does squid have to do with anything?

>>180403150
>This run shows that I can get a 51

Is this kid as delusional as MSR? This is absolutely hilarious.

>>180403235
>Is this kid as delusional as MSR?
No, because he actually practices properly.

>>180403218
Because you post about him and SM64 all day every day. You know full well.

>>180403351
what the fuck? lmao

>>180403290
He has a worst time than MSR in 70 star and believes he can get a 51 after completing two runs. As speedrunning is about results and facts, he is literally on the same level as MSR right now. Quit your nuthugging, freak.

>>180403526
>He has a worst time than MSR in 70 star
MSR has been running the game for 5 years, so I would hope so.

>>180403515
>i-im not the same guy that obsesses over squid all day every day, h-honest!

>>180403627
He clearly has not been actively running the game for 5 years, you fucking mongloid.

>>180403526
>speedrunning is about results and facts
what a vacuous phrase

>>180403768
He played steadily from 2012 to 2014, took 2 years off, and has now been playing steadily since January 2016.

So yes, it would be shocking if his time was not better than Diddehs, who has been running the game for slightly over a week.

>>180403960
That isn't 5 years, is it? Fucking idiot.

Diddeh hasn't been playing the game for slightly a week, he has been practicing for months and he can't even start a run and he's claiming he can get a 51. Delusional. As much as you are stupid.

>>180403960
>He played steadily from 2012 to 2014, took 2 years off, and has now been playing steadily since January 2016.
Source? You can't make claims without backing them up. You have a history of doing this.

>>180404564
>assuming you know who this person is

>>180404235
>That isn't 5 years, is it? Fucking idiot.
Sorry for not autistically detailing his entire playing history for you. Normal people are able to infer from the context that he started 5 years ago. My mistake for assuming you had a healthy brain.
>Diddeh hasn't been playing the game for slightly a week, he has been practicing for months
He has been speedrunning the game for slightly over a week.

>>180404770
>Sorry for not autistically detailing his entire playing history for you. Normal people are able to infer from the context that he started 5 years ago. My mistake for assuming you had a healthy brain.
You tried to make out he had been playing the game for a couple extra years in your original statement, which was your intention. Now you are backpedalling. That's pathetic. Talk properly next time, mongloid cunt.

>He has been speedrunning the game for slightly over a week.
False. He has been practicing for months and playing the game on an alt. He can't even start a run and he is claiming that he can get a 51. Delusional, as much as you are fucking stupid, it seems.

>>180404564
>2012, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017
4.5, round up to 5

>>180404770
He's been practicing for months, this isn't just some prodigy child popping up out of nowhere

Is speedrunning muscle memory or purely mindset

>>180404957
>>180405010
>practicing
He has been speedrunning the game for just over a week.

>>180408716
both

>>180408778
For starters, practice is speedrunning, and second, he has been doing runs for longer than a week, you mongloid nuthugging fuck.

>>180408895
>practice is speedrunning
NO ONLY GRIND LIKE ME IS SPEEDRUNNING! ME GRIND 18 HOURS EVERY DAY! ME ONLY SPEEDRUNNER!

>>180404235
>he has been practicing for months
For 2 months on the side while also practicing and doing serious Sunshine attempts.
>>180408895
>For starters, practice is speedrunning
Not any more so than glitch hunting or strat development.
>he has been doing runs for longer than a week
Yes, he has been doing runs for slightly longer than a week, like I said.

>>180408716
>mindset
why don't you ask our guy wqqqqwrt what he thinks about mindset

>>180409152
What kind of fucking argument is this? It doesn't make any sense? If you've lost, just give up instead of making a fucking fool of yourself.

>>180409153
Definitely longer than 2 months. He has also being runs for much longer than a week. His last PB was about 2 weeks ago, so you are clearly wrong and your attempts at backpeddaling are ridiculous.

Before you even try it, that PB was his second finished run, that does not mean that is when he started doing runs, as there were many unfinished attempts.

Regardless, he has a mediocre time so there is nothing to even gloat about right now.

>>180409153
>For starters, practice is speedrunning
Not any more so than glitch hunting or strat development.
When did anyone mention glitch hunting or strat development? Practice is literally exact the same as speedrunning, it's performing the run in bits without a timing. That is closer to running than not doing the run in any form.

>>180409709
Calm down, anon. It's not that serious. Diddeh agrees with you that the run was horrible.

https://twitter.com/diddeh14/status/877666900821626880

>>180410049
No-one ever claimed it was horrible, I was correcting you as you seem to think he came out of no-where and started pulling everything out of his ass after a 'week' of playing.

Months of practice and runs.

>>180410246
So wait, are you the guy from the other who was saying Diddeh was shit and that his approach to speedrunning (learning hard strats right away) was bad? Or was that someone else?

>>180410246
>No-one ever claimed it was horrible
diddeh literally did in that tweet

>>180410467
>no one
exactly

>>180410392
Literally what the fuck are you talking about? Stop posting.

Squid doesn't prac-
https://twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/877671052205228032

>>180410851
no joke the reason he struggles with that angle might be because his hori is defective or broken. i see him wobbling around a lot with movement in general.

>>180410830
Die, freak.

>>180410851
Of course he does. You don't get top times in games without practice and he has a lot. The obsessed freak is doing his best to ruin his reputation for whatever reason but you'd have to be a complete moron to listen to any of it.

Based Squid.

>>180411230
>top times in games
You can get top times in meme games without practicing. People do it often.

Diddeh isn't delu-
https://twitter.com/diddeh14/status/877683405118484480

>>180411230
>top times in games
being the fastest at squid family reunion 2 is not impressive in the slightest lmao

>The obsessed freak is doing his best to ruin his reputation for whatever reason but you'd have to be a complete moron to listen to any of it.

>>180411317
>>180411438

Based Squid.

tfw you can't handle someone improving so much faster than you did at your speedgame so you lash out at him and anyone who dares to support him

>>180411489
>de hippie spacing

https://twitter.com/GothicLogic/status/877683696492572674

>>180411503
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

>>180411374
>Completed 3 runs
>I can 48

He literally is MSR.

>>180411802
Except MSR has completed hundreds to thousands of runs and doesn't improve.

Diddeh is currently improving, that is a fact.

>>180411895
When you have a 55, improvement is expected from any player. This does not mean you can 48 in the slightest. Even trying to argue that he isn't deluded is laughable at this point.

>>180411895
>Except MSR has completed hundreds to thousands of runs and doesn't improve.
that sounds exactly like grindxcucklet

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>>180411714
thanks for the link man

>>180411978
Die, freak.

>>180412019
You have it, bud.

>>180411374
How can you claim you can 48 when your sum of best isn't even sub 50?

>>180412295
looks to me like he's saying if he has the same run but nails some timesaves that he has worked out, he'd save the necessary time to get a high 48
honestly don't see the problem with saying this

>>180412542
just means he has way too many early game resets

>>180412295
What's his sum of best?

>>180412542
Literally anyone can say this, and going by your justification, it's just complete bullshit. It is absolute delusion, nothing more. Someone who has finished 3 runs cannot and will not 48 any time soon. That is a fact.

thiefbug is the world's least inspiring speedrunner

>>180412704
His sum of best is 51:21. That is what his current perfect run based on what he's actually achieved, would add up to. He is claiming he can get a 48, a time only 12 people out of 368 have.

Making this claim is worth than anything MSR has ever said.

>>180412624
sure but why are the sm64 stream monsters so mad like the other guy I'm replying to
>>180412729
where in the tweet did he even say that he was going to 48 soon? he said that if he has a run that hits some timesaves along with having a run similar to that run, it would be a high 48
keep throwing around the word delusion though even though I don't think it's really applicable here

>>180412910
>based on what he's actually achieved
So 3 completed runs.

It must be very accurate.

>>180413070
He has a sum of best of 51:21. If he hit that run with no mistakes, that is the time he would have. Not a 48. There is no defending this absolutely ridiculous statement.

>>180413136
>3 completed runs means he has only done each segment 3 times

The mongloids of /srg/, everyone.

>>180413165
unless he missed something in each run that he has practiced each time
why are you so mad?

>>180413136
>resets every run on the final Bowser throw until he gets a 49
Wow, I have so much potential!

>>180413335
>I have so much potential!
based not endlessxgrind

>>180413297
Anyone can do something in practice. RTA is about stringing it all together, fast. His statement is meaningless as anyone can say it. You are a retard and need to be put down so you don't try to nuthugging someone who is incorrect again.

>>180413370
Die, freak.

>>180413629
>Anyone can do something in practice.
Yeah, except for all the people who can't get things in practice lmao. How many runners have gotten a 51 ttc100 in practice? Very fucking few, regardless of how long they grind for it.

>>180413787
>Yeah, except for all the people who can't get things in practice lmao.
He is one of them.

Meaningless.

>>180413913
>He is one of them.
Diddeh has scores of good RTA strat single star times, though.

>>180413629
>nuthugging
ok
maybe it's about the strats he's going for? maybe he's talking about single star times he's gotten?
again, nowhere does he say that he'll get the time, he just says that he could if he hits the "major time saves"
idk why I'm arguing over your reading comprehension when you're just going to get mad again

>Biinny's non SM64 viewcount

>>180413787
hi toast

>>180414172
>New player who has done 3 runs can 48
Stop posting.

>>180414182
The community swapped him out for MSR.

>>180414434
Soon to be Diddeh.

>>180414360
where did I say that? where did diddeh say that?

>>180414536
In the very tweet that we are talking about.

Claiming if you didn't make mistakes the run would have been a 48 is an embarrassing thing to say when you have done 3 runs and have a 51 sum of best. That is more outrageous and silly than anything MSR has ever said.

>If this run was better it would be better
Meaningless. Speedrunning is about results.

>>180414693
>That is more outrageous and silly than anything MSR has ever said.
Ok, calm down there.

>>180414693
>That is more outrageous and silly than anything MSR has ever said.
https://twitter.com/MSRQuotes

>>180414693
>speedrunning is about results
it's about playing a fukkin video game lmoa

>>180414693
who is we?

>>180414867
Nothing as ridiculous as a new player claiming he is 48 capable on here.

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>>180415316

>>180415316
Which new player claimed they were 48 capable? Cuz diddeh didn't, so clearly you aren't talking about him.

>>180415460
>not reading the thread
https://twitter.com/GothicLogic/status/877683696492572674

>>180415529
good job linking your own tweet and not diddeh's

>>180415529
He means that all of his time saves added up equals 48. That doesn't mean he's 48 capable, holy shit you are retarded.

every srg thread ends up with toast/lyfey being mad at good RTA runners

>>180415814
>being mad at good RTA runners
literally what

>>180415629
I've already posted that tweet higher up but you missed it, so I reposted it.

>>180415850
literally what you do all day

>>180415783
why did you delete to repost:
>>180415923
I didn't miss it, idk why you would link that tweet and not diddeh's, and I'm not the person who you replied to

>cosmo
>miles
>mofat

Who is next?

>>180415663
Saying that is meaningless as that is the case for literally any runner of the game.

>>180415460
Diddeh did in the original tweet. Trying to weave it into meaning something that makes no sense doesn't change that.

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>>180416778
Your demonstration of exegesis and rhetorical fallacy is subpar.

>>180417370
Stop posting.

>>180413404
>>180416446
>>180416995
why did you delete?

>>180417890
only if you do.

>>180389682
Why did you post an H1 clip?

>>180418761
thanks for the late response!

>>180395793
>de hippie spacing
>de hippie spacing

>>180418889
thanks for the late response!

>>180417890
>eek ook, words too big, me no understand

>>180418889
HIS NAME IS PICHI!!

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>>180418889

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>>180418889