/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

File: The Full Jewish Promised Land.jpg (544KB, 1266x755px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 1266x755px

>>180205814 → #
>It will be something sensible, not something that will include all of Syria and all the land up to Egypt.
Well you could do it in stages. I agree simply giving thrm cores on all of it instantaneously would be wrong, but you need to represent this biblical claim some how, this is what they claimed/claim in reality.


I'd have a series of events like this:

>Repudiation of the Two State Solution
"Palestinians having a state has failed, the Arabs have the entire peninsula, yet we are to be boxed in a tiny strip of land, this is unacceptable!"
Allow: Palestin is puppet
Effect: Annex Palestine

>A Egyptian March
"To our immediate west we have Egypt, a power that threatens our sovereignty. This problrm must be solved!"
Allow: owns Gaza
Effect: gain cores on Sinai and Suez

>Lebanese Suzerainty
"To our north lies the curious community of Lebanon, filled with both Christians AND Muslims. A hotbed of potential incursion against our people, both from jihadists and crusaders. For our own security we must establish dominance over them."
Allow: Owns Sinai
Effect: gain cores on Lebanon

>Jordanian Menace
"Our eastern flank is open to perilous Islamists! Stop them before they stop us!"
Allow: Owns Lebanon
Effect: gain cores on Jordan

>Syrian Strategy
"Our people are not yet secure, we must affirm control over Syria."
Allow: Owns Jordan
Effect: gain cores on Syria, except Deir ez-Zor

>From the River of Egypt..
"Our people's birthright is almost assured!"
Allow: owns Syria
Effect: gain cores up to the Nile

>To the Euphrates!
"Nothing can stop this Zionist advance!"
Allow: owns up to Nile
Effect: gain cores to Euphrates
I know this is somewhat meme worthy, but it has historical, theological, and geopolitical basis. The "end goal" of Zionism is establishing the promised land, which is clearly defined in the kike holy books.
Plus it would be fun to make Israel go fascist and see the AI try to do this, as well as fun for the player to do this. pls hpm.

mp when

Reminder R&I is Steamcordplaza.

>>180227532
t. false flagging R&I

>>180227458
>y-your just prettending to want to have sex with your family, r-right guise?
Back you go, lad.

File: V2_MAP_DOM_1854.2.24_2.png (184KB, 5616x2160px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 5616x2160px

r9

HPM please do not taint my favorite mod with greater israel

If you're gonna do anything in the middle east you should work out some kinda solution for syria/iraq/leb/etc and their flags, they start with those modern looking nationalist tricolors which isn't fit for anything before like 1900 so it's weird if they get released early on (granted that probably would be very unlikely without the player going to war with ottomans or egypt to free them) or if the player wants to release and play as them, the flags are way out of the era.

And I mean shit not only that but the borders of provinces in that area are bad too, those are just modern borders. I think you should have like some kind of curvy border through the desert to separate the mashriq from the peninsula and then have the modern straight lines borders in the middle of uncolonized desert and have an event that "standardizes the borders" or something that pops up given some techs that grants those uncolonized desert provinces to all the countries around it appropriately.

>>180227938
Lad, look at the numbers, the "non steamcordplaza" thread is a duplicate. This one was first.
>>180227289
>>180227376

>>180228085
>niggers owning La Plata
FUCK OFF

BASED janny

>>180228085
Actually not bad. You should take the rest of Madagascar though, obviously.
How are you doing all this? GP ally?
>>180228186
>argies are white
Come on, now, lad.

>>180228186
they already do in our current timeline

>>180227348
Dude FUCK that

All of that is retarded

People need to stop giving HPM suggestions based on their own desires for what country they want to play and what they want their campaign to be like. HPM seems more open to doing meme shit right now since bombergate, like he feels pressured to bow to anyone's stupid suggestion.

>>180228358
I know it's retarded, but it's what Zionist believe irl.

Also, these aren't my desires, I hate Kikes. This is as much to highlight the nefarious nature of Jewry as it is historical.

>>180228085
0/10 kys
t. proud la platian

>>180227348
You could literally just make decisions for this yourself instead of asking HPM to make it himself

>>180228757
I'm suggesting this to him because it's historical. I could easily make it myself, but I may as well bring it to his attention.

>>180228273
>How are you doing all this? GP ally?
Haiti, Kongo, Madagascar then Buenos Aires

The pops add up

>>180228186
Dominican Republic's primary culture is white

>>180228893
The game really doesn't do all these cool middle eastern politics well
That region is impossible to play as. Sure it would be cool to have a little country there and build it up and shit but it's just unrealistic, there's no power vaccum. It's just all turkey. And the pops are too low.

>>180229089
>Dominican Republic's primary culture is white
Aren't they Afro-Antillean?
>implying any non germanic is white

>>180228893
>it's historical
source
>I could easily make it myself
then do it
>I may as well bring it to his attention
you already did and he didn't like it

>>180229145
Just release everything as turkey and delete all its factories and armies.

>>180229089
lmao
you have a nigger empire whether you like it or not

>>180229196
No, Afro-Antilleans are the Haitian niggers I'm oppressing right now. Primary culture is Caribeno which is white according to HPM game mechanics.

>>180229378
But not according to real life mechanics

They're mulattos. The afro-caribenos are literal niggers though

File: ck2_24.png (3MB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1680x1050px

i always have the finest ideas

>>180229225
>source
The picture I attached. Religious Zionists (fascist party for them is moralist) claim "the promised land" which according to the holy books spans from the river in Egypt to the river Euphrates.
>then do it
RUDE, I'm seeing what HPM says first.
>you already did and he didn't like it
Not strictly true. I mentioned it to him and he said it was too gross, so I'm suggesting it now with a phased approach.
>>180229378
Lad, only Germanics and Ainoids are white.

>>180229834
Bomber here, you convinced me. I'm adding it to the next version.

>>180227938
>mods should just ban the discord shitposter from the other thread who keeps spamming threads
Ever notice how the supporters of R&I don't use proper grammar/punctuation/capitalisation? Just like Yung Yohan, Turkslayer, and the other Steamcordplaza members.

How do I download workshop mods with my pirate copy? I saw people posing that the site to do that was getting parajewed

>>180230059
Fuck off, you're not allowed to use it.
t. syria/ulster/zionistlad

File: maxresdefault (2).jpg (143KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1280x720px

Should i play yuropa universal pain #1?

>>180230461
hell yeah

>>180230461
true /gsg/ fanboys started with the board game, so get to it lad.

>>180230270
Too late, I'm adding it anyway. Well, thanks for the input!

File: hoi4_10.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

The Bogan Bourgeois are no more

>>180218941
what mod is that?

>>180230517
why though
Give me 1 ( one ) Good* reason to play it
(*Good, in this case, is what i, your fellow Mothers in law,consider as good

>>180230670
historical context

>>180230658
white & based make sure to gulag the aussies

>>180230663
Kaiserreich you dumb cryptokike

>>180230763
I would assume that they're acquainted with being in prison already, it shouldn't be too much of a change of pace for them

>>180230745
But historical accuracy is boring
also i want to remove kebab from Großiberia

File: download.jpg (4KB, 145x138px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 145x138px

Boy, R&I didn't make that transition easy, did he? Based Janny cleaned up his filth in the end, though.

>>180227348
>You will never have an EvW where you can use subterfuge to weaken both the US and USSR while forming greater israel in the process
Why live

>hoi4
>communist
>maori rule
>despite whites being the majority in new zealand
>blobbing into australia for memes xDxD
I don't think this could be more of a reddit post if it tried.

>>180231246
It's not maori rule it's the compromise route where you get more recruitable population by giving them concessions.
The name change is from going commie

Either way it's cancer and belongs on >>>/r/paradoxplaza.

>>180230185
Actually, it's for my friend, how can I package mods I download from workshop for him to download?

>>180231463
What the fuck is /r/paradoxplaza?

>>180231718
https://www.reddit.com/r/paradoxplaza/

>>180230658
i really fucking hate how shallow the political mechanics of hoi4 are.
>want to go commie?
>recruit this one who convinces everyone in the country to follow your ideology

>>180231943
ywn have a PDX game with Good Pops/Econ/Politics ever

>>180231943
Yeah it's shitty
Also some of the leader choices...
Elsie Farrelly was an influential Communist writer, but her husband was higher up in the Communist Party than she was, and he wasn't even the party leader

>>180232085
EvW will NEVER be finished

>>180232135
>>180232085
Just play V2, lads.

>>180232197
but ido
V2 gets boring playing the same countries over and over

>>180232298
Then play the same country but give yourself the goal to spread communism

>>180232369
actually i just finished a commie japan
and im on a ck2 binge

File: World Revolution.png (204KB, 900x1187px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 900x1187px

>>180232369
>Spreading Communism
>Not always the goal

>>180227348
wtf this isn't white and based r&i!

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-19 at 9.37.30 PM.png (471KB, 1174x844px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 1174x844px

>You will never be able to play out the Syrian Civil War yourself in a grand strategy game

Resurrection of Putin mod when? All of its download links were removed several months ago.

>>180233309
I have a link ;^)

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1366x768px

Holy shit this fucking famine is huge... this is just the first pick. Somehow I got lucky and didnt get hit.

>>180233859
>aids and bloat

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1366x768px

>>180233859
It spreads down through Saudi Arabia but its so sparse there not worth posting. All of fucking India.

are global famines white

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1366x768px

>>180234001
Famines and diseases it gets bad as it calculates who dies.
>>180234010
The southern islands get hit too. The next one is the only thing saving me from an ass raping.

>>180233309
You want a link to Putin mod?

>>180234185
No, I'm fine, thanks.

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1366x768px

>>180234180
All of fucking China just when they broke the Alliance. They are now bankrupt, at -3 stability and at war with 2 warring states that broke off. Good thing too because no way anyone is beating their 300 force limit +350 from estates. I might hit 50 if Im going all out.

Seems the file got replaces so theyre swapped.

>>180234273
Huh, why not? Your post seemed to heavily imply you did.
>All of its download links were removed several months ago.

File: v2_2.jpg (889KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

889KB, 1366x768px

Rate my großgermania

>>180234531
I wouldn't say that I implied it.I just stated the fact that there weren't many download links.
Feel free to post it for other people tho, I'm sure they will appreciate it.

>>180234813
please post it. i will pay in (You)s

>>180234756
>no luxemburg
t. al anarkoliberali

>vicky 2 anchluss for the millionth time today
>yet people get mad if you post a byzantine game
fucking kraut bias itt

>>180234756
>no luxemburg

its shit

>>180235009
>>180234931
B-but I own banat and croatia?

>>180234756
>guise look i blobbed with the easiest country how cool am i xD
Where is based yung yohan when you need him?

>>180235070
Croatia is white, but it isn't german

>>180234756
>no low counties
>no france proper with a puppeted south
>no pannonian basin
>no united baltics
>no european russia
willy is crying/10

>>180227348
Does that mean fascist Germany should also get cores on half of Europe? Unlike the Jews they also conquered those areas :^)

>>180234905
Heh, this, heh, "could" be it, kid, heh. >:^}
https://mega.nz/#!xxhWTQ7K!D73Wa6u_VoUhA4xVF-UHWeH7BJdqsDJN_jDltNU5zO4

File: v2_3.jpg (800KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 1366x768px

Also rate my general I guess.

>>180233312
3x Al Respectefulli Disgarilium

>>180205814
I know you said you wouldn't add Iran to the Arab Union, but maybe you could add a meme decision-option for it instead?

>>180235359
No, because there are no millenia old texts saying the Germans should own that land and that their God promised it to them.

anyone know why flavortown mod wont launch for hoi 3?

>>180235534
>40/157
>1
>2
>2

>>180235696
He should rename the mod flavortown, think of all the free branding and memes.

And it's because it's a dataminer.

>>180235636
You're right, there's modern doctrine which is more credible.

did hpm change the way Japan works in the newer versions? I used to get a decision to annex manchuria but it doesn't even show up as an option anymore.

>>180236021
Manchuria was never an option.

>>180235778
well that's kinda weird considering that people seemed to respond to the guy when he used to post here. anyways it starts up like its vanilla and then the map is just blank

is MPriotcontroltrooper /ourguy/?

>>180236218
I'm just joking, lad.
In reality it's probably just in the wrong place, did you make sure to put it in the TFH directory, rather than the main directory? Also, did you put it in the OS directory, not the my documents one?

HPM, you need to re-look at Kamchatka's cores. They have bunch of cores around Buryatia which are not contiguous with the rest of their cores.

>>180236386
ya its in OS and TFH

>>180236625
Huh, then I'm stumped.
Why don't you try reinstalling it? If it's in the TFH mod directory then it should work.

>>180236776
reinstalling hoi?

>>180237045
No, the mod I mean.
Unless, your vanilla checksum, it is correct, isn't it?

>>180237117

>>180237213
what's the cheksum supposed to be?

>>180237273
GSKH.

>>180237273
PGSK

>>180237431
No, anon.

>>180237521
No?

>>180237431
>>180237381
thanks gents but imma just play HPP

>>180237576
No, the correct HoI3 TFH 4.02 checksum is GSKH, wasn't PGSK the old HPM version?
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/644752/

>>180237685
lap lata?

so is this how le /gsg/ dies??

File: shout out let it loud.jpg (20KB, 400x252px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 400x252px

IS MEIOU AND TAXES OUT OF BETA ALREADY
IM NOT TOUCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT UNTIL ITS WELL DONE, JUST LIKE MY STEAK

What's the alt code for this new meme?

>>180238287
>WELL DONE, JUST LIKE MY STEAK

I bet you eat your steak with ketchup you fucking pleb

t.syrialad

>>180238491
nah with mayonot even joking

>>180235636
HAHA
read Ptolemy's Geographia. Magna Germania streches from the Rhein to North Volga river.
WE DEMAND GREATER GROSSDEUTSCHLAND CORES

So this is what R&I does when he can't control the threads.

>>180238765
begone merchant

Quality thread

are we being raided?

>>180239238
it's just one autist with a 4chan pass

>>180236420
Their cores get linked up once Russia takes outer Manchuria in the Peking decision.

>>180239576
Pretty much a waste of 5 dollarydoos if his masterplan is getting caught.

>>180239576
wrong

>>180239786
heh

>>180239496
>>180239628
>>180239786
you fucked up anon, that's a D

>>180239983
nice R

>>180239496
>>180239628
>>180239786
>>180239880
>>180239983
you are missing a dot after the T you autist

imagine spending your time like this

>make fun of a certain paracucks employee
>insta-deleted
>spam the thread for half an hour
>nothing

>>180240285
I\i ?

>>180240325
steamcord infiltrated the janny team
if you tell mpfags to not post their ip in the general you get a 3 day

mpfags do not post your IP in the general

>>180240497
wait for someone to set up a game. it wont work when hes sleeping

>>180240447
I got a 3 day ban for posting that V2 babby vs EU4 and CK2 masterrace pepe

whats a fun country to play as in HPM?
I like playing as the US, but it gets old attacking mexico every single game and countries like germany and UK arent fun when you know you've already won.

>>180240625
Czechoslovakia.

>>180240606
Why did you post an image solely intending to start shit?
unless ypu actually are an eu4 babby in which case back you go

this thread is worse than near-death /msc/, /edg/, and /pdg/ combined

File: 1482751219396.png (3MB, 1328x4426px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1328x4426px

>>180240606
i got one for posting pic related under the germaniakid one
admittedly i did if for guaranteed steamcord (You)s(

>>180240835
Who exactly is this picture mocking?

File: 1488287506326.jpg (1MB, 1328x4472px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1328x4472px

>>180240976
its an edit of this

>>180241387
They're both incredibly autistic.

>>180240835
Saved. I'm posting this whenever that commie faggot posts his.

>>180241770
thanks

>>180241827
good lad. i average three (You)s whenever i post it under the other one

>>180232645
My goal in Victoria 2 is always to delete as many communists as possible.

I usually just post the boer one then follow it up with the communist one then I get the (you)s of both

I'm radcent btw

>>180241990
Radcent? That could literally mean anything from SJW faggotry to fascism, anon.

File: tajik girls.jpg (139KB, 1000x665px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1000x665px

>anon why aren't you freeing the farsi people from turanic oppression?

congrats, this general is now officially worse than /lolg/

>>180242860
What's with this farsi meme, lately, lad? They're mudbloods.

>>180242880
Heh, you ain't seen NUTHIN' yet, kid.

>>180242910
t. t*rk

Would a game as Russia where I blob like a retard and then let the AI dismantle me be fun?

File: 1490089652724.jpg (491KB, 2560x1702px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 2560x1702px

>>180242860
i would kill for a central asian waifu
hapa women are so cute
>>180242880
the other lad is correct. that blank posting is nothing compared to endless garfield porn spam

>>180243240
>endless garfield porn spam
THE WHAT
Enlighten me, I'm a /vg/ newfag.

>>180243314
Basically reddit colonized 4chan generally and gsg specifically and decided only shitposting was allowed and I browse it because it makes me nostalgic of my high school days

>>180243314
lurk more, newfag

>>180242880
tjdhron

post itand the full version this time you tard

File: 1463802165829.jpg (266KB, 1503x2308px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 1503x2308px

I spent my whole life stressing about my academics and job while being brow beat by my parents. Every one in America pretends this is an east asian phenomenon when its actually our pathetic lives we project. I have no real friends and will live my whole life being yelled at by society for not being happy.

Meanwhile some illiterate goat herder in central asia wakes up drunk and fucks his 10/10 waifu. He doesn't give a shit about anything because he has waifus. Truly they are the aryans and we the niggers

>>180243956
What is that image even supposed to be?

>>180243840
w-what do you mean by the full version

File: 1488687520020.jpg (65KB, 478x640px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 478x640px

>>180243956
iktf bro katya is geting railed by an asian dude amd theres nothing i can do

>>180244025
Hsow fucking thick are you? It's obviously a roach woman, supposedly dreaming about a greater Pan-Turanic reich.

Although it is obviously greatly flawed, as women will simply spread their legs for anyone, regardless of what race or ideology.

>>180244025
Pretty sure her primary holdings are the dark blue and then the lighter shades represent puppets, spheres, and other interests (possibly future expansion goals). I still don't know how people export these maps, they look really nice.

>>180243956
>includes hungary but not nothern russia and finland
thats a shit map

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

>>180244306
fuck off back to int with your Finnish mongol meme

grand strategy games

>>180240976
Someone who doesn't exist, unlike the germania and sudafrikums kid.

File: 1463801862904.jpg (35KB, 500x688px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x688px

>>180244374

File: 1315782612.jpg (712KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

712KB, 1280x960px

La Plata

>spend 20 minutes forming alliances and micromanaging troops/ships to invade Rome with an antipope
>MY LORD I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A HERETIC AND YOU CAN'T RECONVERT ME BECAUSE I'M A TRUE BELIEVER
Fuck this bullshit.

Ovoĉelo de reprezentantoj en la Zurika trafik-unio estas blankajlarĝo de uzo kontakti nin donaci la sama kiel kuracisto kaŭzu damaĝojn al miaj gelernantoj la angla originalo estos kaptitaj per regulaj ĝisdatigoj poŝtoj rimarkoj la blanka aŭ pliigas aŭ legu la sama al agrikulturo brutaro de Harjano turmentas en la jaro de la blanka kaj volumenon sekva stacio estas lokita ĉi tie aĉeti pogranda komerco

File: wolf carton.jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x360px

>>180244562
WHO

We must exterminate the jews!

>>180244516
What exactly is wrong with the Germania and Sudafrikums meme? Germany is a fun country to play, and South Africa was first world tier until the '90s.

File: italian milf.jpg (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

>>180244736
Fuck off with your chink shit. We like real women here.

>>180244689
is that filipino

File: Christ's bro.jpg (189KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1600x1200px

So how do you guys feel about China officially coming to CK2?

>>180244892
>some guy posrs non white turks
>FUGG OFF WE ONLY LIKE REAL WOMEN
>posts medbled
Am I the only white person here?

>>180244953
Good. The less Abrahamics, the better.

>>180244793
Well nothing really, it's the way certain posters react to it, you see, /pol/tards can't really into self-deprecating humour so they start crying about communist and SJW infiltrators.

File: 1473797278531.jpg (105KB, 1000x541px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1000x541px

Based Erdogan

>>180244953
are chinks really that delusional

>>180245014
t.urk

File: 2e5W6X4.jpg (128KB, 888x1332px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 888x1332px

Best Muslim character in the earliest start in HIP? I want to fuck a ton of arabfus.

>>180245163
Turks are based

Sexy women can come from almost anywhere. That doesn't change the fact that some cultures and religions promote a terrible or ignorant society and need to be dismantled before humanity can progress.

>>180244892
as a proud footsexual her feet are an abomination. never heard of moisturizer?

File: strong women.jpg (2MB, 2000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2000x1333px

>>180245220
>Sexy women can come from almost anywhere.
Truer words have never been spoken.

>>180245012
>self deprecating
But it's been proven the guy spamming it is a black man, who himself declared he was a SJW.

>>180245220
Die communist

>>180245170
play darkworld

>>180245372
I'm already running darkworld and HIP together.

File: PRF.jpg (546KB, 1755x982px) Image search: [Google]

546KB, 1755x982px

I was planning on keeping the French Empire around as a RoC type of thing to my PRC, but as Europe gradually went communist, there's literally no one left to back it up, so Royalist France over in Korea's taken over that role. Aside from Portugal and the Ottomans, its all communist anti-colonial powers owning Africa. So I'm going to need the border police to advice me on which parts to keep directly under France and which to release, after the Empire's annexed.

Keep in mind, I'm LARPing commie France being under this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Vacher_de_Lapouge so I assume he'd keep some of Africa directly under France, those that historically have French minorities since the colonization and make them the majority while giving the rest puppet governments ala Congo.

>>180245263
>footsexual
>not salivating over those thighs
More like a homosexual, am I right?

>>180245220
agreed, once the white race converts to islam white womenism will be destroyed and we can unify with our Caucasian arab-farsi brothers

>>180245443
click choose a random character until you get an arab and create a self insert

>>180245331
God you really are a fucking idiot.

I'm stalin reincarnated as a ghetto nigger and I'm going to take your fucking toothbrush whitey!

>>180245662
You're lying.

>>180245662
No, I mean he was doxxed. Someone searched his username because he was retarded enough to use the dame one for everything and it linked back to a twitter account where he regularly posted pictures of himself.

And after it was discovered it coincidentally went to private, from public. So it's rael.

>>180235278
ok draw your borders in the map so i can conquer them.

If the human race were worth saving then religion would already be a thing of the past.

I for one welcome the inevitable culling of the vast majority of the human race in response to the obsolescence of a citizen work force.

>>180245828
If you think you're just a clump of cells, fucking killer yourself. Seriously.

File: 130.gif (157KB, 1276x996px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 1276x996px

>>180244953
>>180245015
Chinks were a mistake.

>>180245828

Humanity is the rightful ruler of universe, heaven and hell. Fuck G*d, AYYlien and Satan. Humanity fuck yeah!

>>180244563
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>180245893
Will make it much more fun to roleplay in CK2.

Hopefully, eunuchs will play a large part of Chinese court intrigue.

>>180245828
t. ignorant fool.
your arrogance will be your biggest sin once you go to "hell"

File: lasmalvinas.jpg (47KB, 590x350px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 590x350px

Las Malvinas

>>180246032
Anon is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a post on our glorious general in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me anon. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. My family tree is a hundred percent complete up to early 1700s (how's yours, by the way?), I have 3,7% Neanderthal DNA, and I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average South Brazilian /gsg/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult with some dank memes than no one uses since 2006, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your greentext and "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

>>180246032
>>180246153
Shut up!

>>180246185
Stop yelling at me!

>>180245689
Well done!

>>180245756
>he was doxxed

LMAO the same way HPM was doxxed amirite? The germanium kid image is fucking ancient.

>>180246153
>mfw anon is being a faggot

>>180245892
>>180245976
>>180246130
You know it's really quite an interesting game to try and figure out which anon is serious and which one is joking.

Do I choose to be optimistic and believe that they are joking, or pessimistic and assume that they are idiots who truly believe in what they're posting?

>>180246321
he is talking about the retarded, discord poster that posted that shitty meme.

>>180246347
t. ignorant fool.
you should repent now, or you will face consequences in the afterlife far worse than the ones you have and will face in this life.
its not the fault of the gods that your shitty genes do not allow you to have any type of interaction with them or with magical beings.

Is HPM+NNM still working for the newest version of HPM? I need muh Occitans.

>>180246505
Recently some anon said it fucked his shit up when playing Persia. I think someone tried to update it. Good luck finding that version.

>>180246505
just wait until the next update, HPM added Byzantium, Occitania and other reddit memes

>>180246613
wtf I hate HPM now

File: hpmeme.png (1MB, 2551x743px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2551x743px

>>180246685
yeah, so did I when I saw his post

>>180246797
what the fuck

>>180246797
Is this the leak?

k guys i have a pretty good industrial score, now what? how do i pass reforms. im playing as germany and have the conservative party in power and i have been alternating between that party and the reactionary party.

>>180246936
Yes, it was leaked by Alex himself.
>>179710754

>>180246982
press ~ and type 'debug alwaysreform' and then type 'event 18020' and 'event 18040' over and over

>>180247221
k thx lad.

>>180247202
I seriously thought it was a screenshot of a meme mod intended to false flag HPM.

>>180246982
Let militancy get high, get libruls/socialists in the upper house

>>180246797
Fucking alex, spends two days replying to posts but doesn't actually listen. Might as well just released his memes then if isn't changing shit

>>180247309
I'm working on some of the suggestions.

>>180247425
talex

File: 1496047324261.jpg (67KB, 500x436px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 500x436px

>>180247221
>

>>180246797
>>180246841
>>180247249
Well, I don't see any problem since this meme are optional and can only be chosen at the first year. If you don't like meme then you can just simply ignore it.

>>180247425
re-add jan mayen

>>180247520
its a slippery slope lad. if alex continues to pander to the reddit crowd it wont be long until bismark is a transman

>>180246797
oh shit, he finally added byzantium. now its my time to shine and start making my mini hpm mod that adds flavor for byzantium.

>>180247520
You don't need a fucking decision to enable something that will only exist if you will it to anyway. The annoying as shit event that lets you lock crises until 1880 is bad enough.

>>180247570
t. Bear.

>>180247583
>he doesn't know Bismarck was actually a black woman
Stop whitewashing history, you racist

>>180247520
At least he should make a poll, seems like a lot of people here have a problem with it including me

>>180247639
>The annoying as shit event that lets you lock crises until 1880 is bad enough.
How the fuck do you find this little popup annoying? If you find that shit annoying perhaps you should stop playing /gsg/ then.

>>180247583
Slippery slope is a meme. This is just a game not lgbtbqq acceptance movement.

>>180247772
das rite nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv15-bfLKeA

>>180247826
It stresses me out that I'll click the wrong one by mistake.

http://poal.me/c2co2l

>>180247826
i used to think the slippery slope fallacy was just that, but if you give these people an inch they'll take a foot.

>>180247898
>no option for just add the easter eggs without retarded decisions

>>180247898
Don't make polls for him retard

File: 1457605008798.jpg (56KB, 425x516px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 425x516px

anime is w&b

>>180247952
I'm sorry but no, i'm not going to add another pop up event for Easter Eggs.

>>180248041
dont reply to this retard until he posts with his trip

>>180248041
*replies*

>>180248041
What is the harm in adding Byzantium and Babylon if they won't show up unless the player forms them anyway?

>>180247859
Perhaps you should stop playing gs while drunk.

>>180247912
I think this definitely some shitposter who make stupid suggestion to troll Grandi and Grandi just stupidly accepted it without checking it.

>>180248106
t. redditor

>>180248106
tjdhron

>>180248161
Nice argument!

tfw you troll a brazillian into making terrible changes with proxies to ensure your mod is supreme

>>180248226
thanks

i have been a long time member of the "grandi youth", if alex decides to add memes into his supposed historical mod, i will jump ship to the discord.

>>180248653
I still remember Rob.
T. Wojack

In EU4 I always see the modifier "may not retreat until this date" but then the date comes along and I don't see a button anywhere to retreat.
where is the retreat button!!!!!!!!!

>>180248653
Jumping from Grandi to Discord is like jumping from Kaiser to Communist. We should unite and form the Third Position.

>>180248835
you just click away.

File: 105854.jpg (33KB, 450x400px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 450x400px

>>180248918
Count me in

>>180248918
if hitlermod wasn't such a lazy cunt i might agree with you.

>>180249007
that rly pointed the location out, thanks

>>180248918
>>180249014
>>180249030
New major semi-serious mod on /gsg/ when?

>>180247898
>>180248041
Make Abyssinia an option too?

>>180249093
never. we have autists that are 2 lazy to learn how to mod vic 2/eu 4/hoi 4.

>>180249097
But Ethiopia is essentially Abyssinia.

File: bomberplazamod.png (1MB, 1326x9002px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1326x9002px

>>180248918
He's right lads, we need the paradoxplaza HPM addon mod

>>180249161
but it's boring and the flags are lame

>>180249093
when we take away Führer Hitlermods internet away and force him to finish his mod.

File: v2_1.jpg (324KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 1024x768px

Unbelievable. Brit actually decide to fuck US instead of choosing that Paralled decision. This is first time I seen this in my whole V2 life.

>>180249187
Just edit the flag yourself then.

>>180249178
>talking all of HPM's shit and posting it on fucking Paradoxplaza

What the fuck is this shit?

>>180249093
Soon I'm working on one

>>180249261
create some generals and increase relations with someone.

>>180249196
Did he get anywhere with his mod?
>>180249347
God speed anon, ignore the inevitable shitposters who will try to stop you, we need more mods to survive as a general

>>180249261
I've seen that happen in about 80% of my games.

>>180249415
no. like 90^% of the mods in this general never accomplish anything.

>>180249415
I'm not in the memegroups and I'm not going full retard so I think I'll be fine

>>180249415
>Did he get anywhere with his mod
no the last thing he did was work on afican cultures, and then promise if he hadn't killed himself in the next two moths his mod would be released. that was in october of last year.

and i know you'll read this and i want to let you know that Nonna is a SHIT. SHIT

HPM, if you support the Irish in the potato famine and add them as an accepted culture, are all the negative independence events meant to fire for them? They're literally an accepted culture but I'm still losing cores and getting Fenians and shit.

>>180249905
hey dont you dare say shit about my Nonna scum.

>>180249905
ur a fagot
t.hitlermod

>>180249905
>not wanting a big breasted, blue eyed, protective waifu that will for sure want a big family.
laughing at your shit taste,

>>180227348
t. Shlomo Auslander

>>180250315
you forgot that she is tall and for sure you wont be having manlet children with her, unless of course you re a manlet.

File: 1467321237249.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>180249950
>>180250190
>>180250315
Suck my paki chode dick. Darjeeling is BEST girl from the BEST country on gods green earth.
You latin rats can scrabble for shit

>>180250434
A shitskin with shit taste, whoddathunkit

File: 1469306613432.png (753KB, 900x636px) Image search: [Google]

753KB, 900x636px

>>180250604
Wrong, i dont live in londonstan. If you dont find THIS attractive you might be gay, my "man".

File: vladimir-putin-at-the-memorial-of-andrey-karlov-after-the-death-of-the-russian-ambassador-e1482449277661.jpg (921KB, 3500x2126px) Image search: [Google]

921KB, 3500x2126px

>Tfw there are no plans for a Girls und panzer VN.
why even live lads.

File: 1478527351619.png (760KB, 811x1063px) Image search: [Google]

760KB, 811x1063px

>>180250805
there's that shitty tank VN tiger best girl

>>180250679
Where did I say that you live in Londonistan, illiterate shitskin?
Also anyone who doesn't like Kay is gay.

File: 1448900208550.png (999KB, 893x1228px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 893x1228px

>>180250870
>that "art"
no thx.

>>180250891
Im not a shit skin. my city is 90% white
>kay
you aren't a yank, right?
*tips 70%*

>>180251110
>My city is 90% white
Yes, and you're part of the 10%. You don't have to be a Yank to realise that Kay annihilates every other shitty GuPgirl.

My friends from reddit told me this is where people play grand strategy games, is that true?

File: med_1487202216_image.jpg (46KB, 640x485px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x485px

>get ck2
>dont understand shit
FUCK me give me an easier game to start GS with

>>180250434
>>180250679
>>180250870
>animeshit
>>>/s/teamcordplaza

>GuPeasants talking like their opinions matter
Who let in the pleb brigade?

>>180251348

hi meneth, how's the transition going?

>>180251369
Eu4. It doesn't get easier than that

>>180251369
EUIV is the easiest. CKII only looks hard but it's fairly simple once you get it rolling, start off as some Irish state in CKII and you should get the hang of it after a while.

>>180251384
how can you stop someone from entering a landfill.

How do I play Muscovy efficiently? With the current patch, all I do is blob around, always on the verge of a coalition, but by then I'm too big. Thing is, I'm behind on tech by a lot.
As in, by 1500, I've conquered all the way down to Crimea, west to Riga, and pushed the tribes back on east.
But I am mil tech 3.

>>180251384
shut the fuck up

File: 1475189208998.jpg (27KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 225x350px

>>180251236
technical its 96% white if you consider iri*h and toliet cleaners as white, the rest being """""""asian"""""" and 0.6 black.
I didn't know fat fetishist were still popular in todays world. when fat burgers like Kay be come a minority in the United States of Mexico
i will be drink tea and fapping to my goddess.

>>180251586
>he's part of the """""""asian"""""" menace
A true shitskin. I understand that shitskins can't fix their shit taste, but hopefully you'll find a way.

File: 1470230445912.jpg (46KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x500px

>>180251684
What irrelevant shit hole do you live in inb4 its a SA garbage heap. I guarantee my country is whiter than yours.

I hope you guys are merely pretending and aren't actually br*tish.

>>180251831
My nationality won't make your retarded waifu any better, shitskinn. But, if you care, I live in Switzerland, you literally can't compete with the master race, nigger.

File: 1450822513104.png (467KB, 1234x1080px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 1234x1080px

Prove me wrong

File: 1482739345084.png (424KB, 720x432px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 720x432px

>>180251868
anglo pride world wide faggot. suck my dick
>>180251931
>hes a jewman
worst than the muslims living in germany. you pathetic true neutral.
>>180251989
see>>180251586

File: 61ebf0cb91f01a4183a2145d31ac98f5.jpg (104KB, 868x1228px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 868x1228px

Stop it guys. There is no point of arguing. Everyone know that Mika is the superior GuP.

>>180251931
>mountain jew
>maste race
its a shame that you destroyed your beautiful capital by letting shitskins in.

>>180252042
>Worse than muslims living in Germany
>Being this angry over a nation that didn't destroy itself via war
>Conquering random savages who chuck spears is supposed to be impressive
Lmfao, war-waging shitskin, success breeds jealousy. Kay is still the best girl, tho.

File: 1469108545216.jpg (16KB, 248x421px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 248x421px

>>180252042
How does that relate to my post

t. Gupcord

>>180252070
>Bern
>Destroyed
Laughing rn. If Bern is "destroyed" then Berlin and London are Nuclear fallouts.

File: 1478695487608.png (209KB, 500x707px) Image search: [Google]

209KB, 500x707px

>>180252134
>a mountain jew is upset his shitty country didnt accomplish anything since its birth
>while English master race civilized the rest of the world
fuck off mr 23% foreign born. enjoying that italian cock?
>>180252142
see pic related. Darjeeling BTFO of any girl form GuP

formed russia as lithuania, glory for the catholic emperor Jagiellon.

>>180252573
>Italian cock
>Not even 20% of the population
>French more of a nuisance than Italians who only focus in the south
>Britbongistan education
If you said German cock you would've at least shwon you had something to say, retarded shitskin.
>Reaping the achievements of your nation when you had nothing to do with it
>Being this pathetic
Le mao Zedong etc etc.

>>180252042
>we h-had an e-mpire g-guys, and despite the fact that it's ancient history now and my utter and complete insignificant in the grand scheme of things I'm still going to feel terribly prideful about it
>r-rule b-brittannia, b-britannia r-rules the waves

Pathetic.

>>180249156
>2 lazy to learn to mod
lads
It ain't fucking hard. I'm tempted to write out a nav guide for vicky2 modding. Otherwise wogs look at the directory and ask why there are two folders for "units".

start small, the most important thing to do when making any project is to simply finish it.

>tfw there will never be a gsg that takes place from the fall of Rome to the Fourth crusade centered around the fall of Byzantium and the rise of Islam
JUST

>>180252928
>ywn be able to kill al muhammadis parent's so he's never born

>>180252991
>>180252928
Fuck off, Muhammad (PBUH) would just destroy everyone with his OP traits.

People who have played M&T for EU4, was the interface where you manage the courts and education enjoyable? Was the impact that you made on your country through the court system something you felt was a good mechanic to EU4, or good for /gsg/'s in general?
>>180252928
ywn play the meme victoria 2 with the technosteampunk shit with byzantium kangz and big lad UK edwardian so-bad-its-good flavour

someone post it

>tfw there will never be a gsg that takes place during the troubles where you manage an IRA cell and blow up a bunch of englishmen and their orange lapdogs

Why even live lads...

>tfw there will never be a good gsg

File: 1482568990568.jpg (32KB, 270x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 270x400px

>>180252721
23% of your population is foreign born most of them are italian niggers
Geez, for a guy that claimed jewmans were master race, you sure are backtracking. theres nothing wrong with having pride for what your ancestors accomplished. you even let inferiors dwindle you down to 65% of your population.

>>180252826
Shut the fuck up, if Edward VIII didnt abdicate the empire would have been salvageable and the amexicans would still be afraid of us burning the white house down again. And call me when your shitty, irrelevant and nukeless country can say the built the largest empire in the history of this world.

>>180253164
kys irelad

Is there any way to make an specific type of POP emigrate?Like having an modifier/flag that triggers something in poptypes.txt that only affects certain types of POPs?I tried 'pop_type = [type]' and 'type = [type]' but both just showed up blank and didn't seem to have an effect
>>180205814

>tfw there will never be a gsg that takes place during the bronze age centered around the Hittite empire
I want to die

File: v2_2.jpg (324KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 1024x768px

Which one /gee es gee/?

>>180253481
Lima
t.peruANO

>>180253276
Nationalism is a meme invented by the ruling class to convince the plebs that "you too wuz kings 'n shit" so they could feel pride when their guts were spilling out in some water filled crater.

File: 1489907513987.jpg (247KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1920x1080px

>>180253959
Ethno-Nationalism is great when the ruling class actually cares about their subjects. it goes to shit when they only think of how to increase a statistic, without lower taxes, government spending and promote """Civic-Nationalism"""

>>180251501
pls respond

>>180252832
why are there two folders for units?