/ss13g/ - spess-men on a spess-station

First for heck

Second for box

KILL ALL NON-KEEPERS

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Micah, I understand that there's humour to be found in Greytiding, but don't fucking trash all of science and barricade robotics in the middle of a fucking wizard apocalypse, that's just fucking everything wrong with being a greyshit.

xxxtentacion flcl amv

>>180197575
ahelp you spineless bitch

>>180198130
I'm not looking for a BAN HE or admin action, just for them to chill the fuck out.

>>180198261
Tell them to go back to Hippie

>>180198261
getting bwoinked is a banless reminder to relax
by allowing them to shit allo over you and your department you show them they can do it again anytime with no sanction

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>>180197149

>>180197119
I hit a ton of people with my beanbags trying to get you. I was hesitant at first but my PAI told me to shoot so I just went for it and didn't hit you once. I'm real shit at combat.

>>180197119
did anyone hit you?

How do I get better at combat?

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Colonial Marines is like fucking crack cocaine.

Why the fuck does no one try to make a remake of that instead of starting another doomed ss13 remake?

>>180202269
stun stun stun
work on mouse precision maybe
there's a lot more to combat than just shooting people, there's shit like knowing the station and escape routes, cover, how to play defensively, etc

why dont we remove stuns

>>180202496
>port base game to new platform and add CM on top of it
>keep all the mechanics and enhancements
vs
>port CM to new platform ans stop there
>end up with bullets that can only move in cardinal directions forever

Why don't YOU try to make a remake of it?

>>180202269
he who stuns first wins

also if your target is wearing armor, strip them after you have stuncuffed them. HoS coat is fucking stupid strong, once while playing vamp the mother fucker survived like 20 wielded fire axe swings

>>180202880
>Removing a core mechanic

>>180202939
How do I strip? I've never had a reason to use it before.

>>180202496
The one currently being worked on isn't an SS13 remake, but an engine remake. The content is going to be applied on top of that. This means you could as easily make CM in it as you could make SS13.

>>180202968
redtiding is not a core mechanic

>>180202880
define stun - fucking everything is a stun

>>180203198
t. grayshitter butthurt

>>180202934
I meant a full 3d game. Kind of like planetside but smaller in scope. Would be fun.

>>180202880
I agree, we should remove stuns and have roots which keep you in place but stood still, you can still hit others during rooted

disables stop your attacks

silences stop your abilities
bashes would be very mini-stuns
abbysal blade would be a two second stun but very expensive and melee range only

>isaac and trader playing poker in bar
>wraith floats in
>they offer it to join in
>it plays honorably
bestwraith

>>180203405
taser and baton

>>180203121
Click and drag their sprite onto your own character's sprite, you need to be standing next to them for their equipment menu to pop up, then click away at their stuff.

Protip #1: Stripping jumpsuit will cause their ID, belt and pocket items to fall off along with the jumpsuit, no need to click them separately!

Protip #2: You can click and hold their sprite, drag above yours and release when you move next to them, so you don't have to look like an awkward faggot starting the action while next to them!

>join as chaplain
>NARSIE HAS RISEN

how do you summon narsie without a chaplain? i thought you had to sacrifice them to get that far

2edgy REALLY wants to fuck Joanna.

>low sec
>mass antag gamemode

>>180203814
if there isnt a chap it picks a sec officer/cap/hop/clown to get sacced

i wish we got more people for poker, would be fun

>>180203821
GUYS
GUYSSYS
GUYS
...
SLUTS!!!!!
XD

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>nobody responded to the image I worked very hard to make
say something nice about me or else!

>>180203814
The sacrifice target is chosen from any unconvertable person round start.

>>180203814
When a cult round starts, the cult either gets an objective to sacrifice someone, convert X people, or spill blood on X amount of tiles. After this one, they *usually* get a second objective, which is chosen from the same pool (although I don't think you can have the same objective twice).

>>180203929
I liked it significantly more than healslut

>>180203929
+1 for someone actually wearing a jumpsuit

>>180203929
It's not good and doesn't make sense.

>>180203779
that's a bit biased don't you think?

I occasionally look up my name in the discord server.

I feel disgusted and abused.

>>180203929
>>180203929

Can I get banned for "ERP" if I tell someone to suck my dick over the main channel?

>>180204327
you will get banned for ERP for pretending to be on a date so yes

>>180204327
yes

>>180204327
Only if you phrase it as the form of a question.

You can say absolutely anything, just as long as it doesn't directly involve interaction with another person.

For instance, you could write the lewdest sex/erp story you can think of, and as long as you use the third person, it's fine. You can even put it in the library so it's saved for future generations.

>>180204327
Yes. Any reference to anything remotely sexual is ERP and they will come to your house and shoot you if you do it.

can i get an admin banned if he narrated to my character that he was attracted to a vox?

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>get toxin damage
>go to medbay
>show up in medbay lobby and spot Joanna Slurp
>she is bent over picking something up obviously wanting any passerby to see her thong under her skirt
>Tell her im injured
>she gives me a coy look and says
>"oh my such a big burly man like you can certainly withstand some pain"
>she says as she rubs her hand across my hardsuit
>"I bet you have something else hard on you besides the suit" she says with a wink
>diamonds, sweating bullets
>uh-uh
>before I can say anything I feel a prick and am sleep toxined
>I later wake up naked in overflow surgery with Joanna standing over me
> I cant move but can only watch in horror
>shes slowly carressing my manhood with her ice cold steel hand
>"oh I was right about you"
>think Im about to get the tug job of a lifetime by a turbo-slut 9000 hand
>suddenly I feel her mechanical -1000 degree hand cup my balls and slowly start to squeeze
>"Oh I was right about you...." she said in a more serious tone
> I KNEW YOU DIDNT TURN YOUR FUCKING SUIT SENSORS TO MAXIMUM
>with one swift movement
>shes crushes my balls instantly and throws them against the wall
>I pass out from the pain and later wake up cold and bloody in maintenance
>with tears of pain in my eyes I smile with joy knowing my waifu cares so much about my well being

>>180204531
you can write it in their feedback

>>180204556
Joanna Slurp is a wallweed not a waifu, please edit your post.

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>>180204556

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>>180204556
Suit sensor reminder! <3

>>180202934
>bullets that can only move in cardinal directions forever
is CM really that shitty?

>>180205131
fast aliens can outrun bullets
shooting at an alien in darkness will cause the bullet to phase through it

taser balance idea
first hit disables movement for X seconds, if hit again during X seconds, stuns them to the ground

>>180205336
tasers are not unbalanced

>>180205336
Fourth hit strips them naked

>>180203198
>redtiding
What the fuck is this concept?

>>180204556
My fucking sides

>>180205336
Taser shots are easy to dodge just drag a locker where ever you go.

>>180207274
You don't even need that shit, taser shots are so slow you can yakkety sax away, and those arent infinite

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If you're going to ballbustpost then at least do some homework so your post is funny instead of just shite

What is peak time to play?

>>180208096
US evening weekends

Why is ERP so wrong? Everywhere I go it's a permanent ban. I never understood it.

>>180208449
It gets out of control easy, takes people out of the round for fake sex, attracts the erp crowd because it's banned in the other servers, it makes me cringe

>>180208449
go to a server with erp allowed and see how quality the playerbase is

>>180208449
It attracts people who then only use the game to jerk off and then close the game out of shame. This causes a lot of people signing up for md and nurse to mysteriously disappear 5 minutes into the shift into the bar and then promptly the dorms for their hour and a half erp session while nukeops is shooting everyone or the blob crunches peoples bones.
It also brings forth cringeworthy man child autists and furfags who want their fetishes included so they clog the codebase with garbage.
No one wants to be setting up the sme while koneko Chan tsukidooki is constantly in engineering /meing about how sweaty her feet are in her magboots when all you want to do is express your autism for engines.

How many days a week do you play this game?

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>>180209623
All day.
Everyday.

>>180209052
>It attracts people who then only use the game to jerk off and then close the game out of shame.
Literally never happens.

>>180208651
>>180209052
>It takes people out of the round
I guess we should delete the library huh? After all it takes people out of the round to read books. Actually, better delete the bar and holodeck too.

>>180209791
And space. All of it. Cavestation now, no exploration, no deviation, final destination

>>180209791
Fuck off, people just don't want cringy fags in chat talking about docking each other. No one uses the holodeck and people rarely use the bar. At least they add some flavor to the game, saying "i fuk u in ass" does not.

>>180209791
>read books
does anybody unironically read a book in SS13 that wasn't for instructions or some shitpost?

>>180209895
>people just don't want cringy fags in chat talking about docking each other.

Except the server voted overwhelmingly to allow it.

>>180209982
In a strawpoll, which can be easily rigged and that most would just pick the meme option on.

>>180209879
AnPrim station when?

>>180209791
>literally never happens
It always fucking happens, you fucking furry vore loving, brap smelling, dick smuggling, shit sniffing, urine drinking pile of shit.

>>180205045
God damnit, I always forget. Thanks!

>>180209982
WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO PUSH THIS YOU
DENSE
MOTHERFUCKER
LIKE HOLY SHIT HOW RETARDED ARE YOU
IF YOU WANT TO GET RIDDICLED EVEN MORE TAKE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PULL TO THE HEADMIN AND BEG ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES FOR A SERVER SIDE POLL.
BUT IT ISN'T HAPPENING KID
IF YOU WANT TO TEXT FUCK, GO PLAY HELLMOO OR SOME SS13 ERP SERVER.
JESUS CHRIST WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL
I SWEAR YOUR MOTHER DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD AND YOUR FATHER PROBABLY PUT OUT CIGARETTES ON YOUR ARMS BECAUSE YOU WERE SO STUPID.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10554641

>>180210882
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10554641
>Both answers are yes practically
sasuga anon.

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>>180210882
Someone please post these moving.

>>180209982
Because the host doesn't want it, the administration doesn't want it and any player that does want it doesn't belong here.

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>meme game about space clowns populated by illiterate minorities
>"This is the ideal environment for my esoteric brand of homosexual bestiality roleplaying."

>>180212138
>"This is the ideal enviroment for my waifusona. And female anime slut roleplaying"

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>>180211573
>tfw you realize the writer was possibly aroused by this whole idea

daily reminder to legalize weed ERP today

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stone golems when?

>>180211573
>decide to see how autistic paradise's github is after someone posted the dog borg port here
>the vore dog pr has been reopened

big laff

>>180213123
I COULD SWALLOW A SEA CUCUMBER

>>180210465
>>180211978
this

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>>180212806
>tfw you're not enough of a normie not to be while reading it

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14798
would someone either merge it as per all the votes or close this for good
just make it stop

>>180213795
Fuck off with your rigged shit, megamaw

>>180209948
I do as atmos since I have a ton of downtime.

>>180214093
>the vote was not to my liking
>I know, I'll just say it was rigged

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>>180209052
Which waifus have canonically sweaty feet?

>>180214867
>rig
>pretend you didn't

>>180215113
>rig
>pretend someone else rigged it

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>>180213795
Close it for good, then remove roundstart skeletons. Only one turbofaggot cares about them anyways.

/vg/ high-RP server when.

I just want Bay but without the childish admins.

>internet died while I was playing call of cthulu
sorry senpaitachi

>>180215276
Now that's a tweest

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taking doodle requests

>>180215324
When you make one.
Anyone can host our code.

>>180215321
I'd say about 3 or 4 actually.
It's so weird that after all these months of negative feedback on them just as megamaw starts calling for these votes people like shakes come back
sangriamonkey also seems to have a skeleton fetish

>>180215460
Rail and Hachi laughing maniacally as they minorly inconvenience everyone in the station with their combined antics

>>180215460
MILF Joanna Slurp turning on her kid's suit sensors before sending them off to school.

>>180215460
Fat + vore inflation of my static

>>180215324
Hopefully never, as that other anon said you can just host our code if you want it that badly.

Turning this server into a heavy rp would be terrible.I'm personally not fond of roleplaying, I will join in on the roleplaying of any roleplayers so I won't ruin their fun, but I can't find an ounce of joy in roleplay.

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>>180215460
2 vox torturing a human while a mommi and a diona nymph watch

Post the Dean Bash drawings.

>>180215460
a Warden suiciding with [melee weapon of artist's choice] while yelling that a perma prisoner (who is actually innocent in all cases) is doing it.

>>180215460
nuke ops bursting into a court cool-aid man style

PublicEnemyCreamPie is a BAD ADMIN okay

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>hectic medbay
>constant cloning and surgeries
>full fridge and good cryo mix
>everyone semi competent
>sewed hachis head onto a human body in an attempt to bring him back

bretty gud round/10

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>double agents
>3 get exposed early, one of them suicides in the brig when being searched
>grab his emag and emag cloning, turn him into a cat beast and have a public beating as an execution
>get a cloning backup because rage cage
>die to something else
>get cloned as a vox
karma

>clown
>ally with anne to bring order to the station
>construct small lube grenades in the laboratory
>caught by sec
>incarcerated
>doing hard time
>released back into society
>immediately find anne and ramp up the operation
>move into ghetto bar with ivy
>make about 20 large lube grenades
>leave around station
>people think the dionae doctor is doing it
>roboticist makes a HONK
>deafen the shuttle
>liberty cordons me off with tape
>CAN'T CLONK THE HONK
>round ends
>HONK blown up
>clown beaten to death

best round i've ever had as clown, thanks guys

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>>180217440
>senaat1

>>180217520
>him

>>180217661
>still trying to make hachi, the male bird, into a waifu
fuck off back to some other general, fag

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>be vox trader
>the outpost is like a greytider's wet dream come true
>spend like 40 minutes prepping, making shit like chloral supersoaker, hyperzine food, ghetto borer farm, autolathe/microwave/chem dispenser in the ship, jetpacks, cleavers and knives, leather holsters for knives, medical supplies, genetic powers, magboots and vox boots, the stealth suit, bananium coins, etc etc.
>put up a free snacks note and put out woodapple jam and breadslices for everyone
>hardly anyone showed up
>hardly anything was bought
>the people that did buy had nothing good to offer and were broke so I had to cut down my prices just I could keep the inventory moving
>kidnapped some golem, had him mine for me, gave him a trader coat, was about to pay him real money for his work but he ran off the ship once we got back on station and didn't respond to radio.
>shot myself in the mouth with a supersoaker and drowned myself to death.
so is the trick to get people to visit my store just cheesing the nearby vaults and selling them HAHA GUNS LMAO!

i killed three people who thought they could fuck up a slime in the rage cage!

>>180217645
that's it i'm making a deadmin request

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>>180217537

>>180217661
all vox are male to me. They all look the same and act like shitbirds.

>Pick two players who never get to play again with no appeal

>Pick two players who no longer play to bring back to the game in their former glory

>Pick two players two be headmins

>>180217716
IF HACHI IS A MAN WHY DO THE MEDICAL RECORDS STATE OTHERWISE SMARTASS

>>180217807
Try not being a trader when 99% of the station is completely disabled due to meme virus and lube grenades next time.

>>180217807
No, it's being a blatant thief on the station then announcing your shop on the radio.
Steal important things.

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>>180211573
I got you

>>180217821
all "waifus" are male to me too.

>>180217862
you and you
me and me
pomf and sarca

>>180217987
Ohh yeah, that's the good stuff.

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>>180217807
This is why I don't play trader anymore, buddy.
I tried making it fun for you by having CABAL haggle out my meager funds to buy what I wanted, which I hoped was fun roleplay, but... yeah.
Trader is almost always miserable.

If it's any consolation, I LOVED your stock. I just had nothing to buy it with, since Chiki's saving money.

>>180217987
>"Mmff it's so warm and squishy in here..."

>>180217862
>Souhei, That annoying dude
>Phung Bingus, Locker Shooting Pompadour Man
>Dean Bash, Joe Fiddler

>Be HoP.
>Arrive late.
>Everyone has a virus.
>I've never seen this kind of virus that makes "On" appear as "Off" and "Good" as "Bad" etc.
>Ask the CMO if he needs help making the cure.
>He doesn't respond.
>Walk in there and find a man shaking like it's an earthquake, yelling absolute insanity.
>Sneak off and tell Command staff that there's a braindead guy and a fucking maniac in Virology and I plan to take over the Cure creation.
>"I h'AM OUT cHERE WORchING ON THE K'IURE!"
>Realize that the maniac is the CMO.
>"I'm terribly sorry I didn't recognize your authority CMO, please, let me assist."
>People over comms are telling me that HoS is retarded for some reason.
>Suddenly I get sick aswell.
>I try to take over the creation of the cure, but not to aggressive, I don't want to hurt the CMO's feelings.
>I tell him "You're doing a good job, comrade"
>It comes out as: "You're doing a bad job, comrade"
>Oh fuck, that's hilarious. I tell him that "My god this is hilarious."
>He asks me if it's because he's taking to long time making the antivirus.
>I write "No." character says: "Yes."
>After a few minutes of the cure not working, I turn around to tell the rest of the command staff that the CMO is retarded.
>It comes out as: "The HoS is retarded."
>And suddenly it all dawned upon me, the CMO was retarded all this time and people tried to tell me.

I'm so sorry CMO, I've been in that spagghetti situation more then once.

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>>180218412
the opposite syndrome thing is the absolute fucking worst to deal with but it's nonstop hilarity if you're behind a biosuit

>>180218412
Fuck me that's actually pretty funny. CMO was abad with virology though

>>180218235
Who's that annoying dude?

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>>180218412

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>>180218412

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>>180215781
I dunno what hachi looks like

Station bounced radios are supposed to work on other z-levels right? Or is just only the station when Tcomms is down?

I finally got fucking centcomm to send me orders as IAA. They told me to find out the current mixture of cryo and like a good boy I did. After I sent in my report no one ever replied or gave me new orders. Despite having 50 people on we didn't have a captain so there was no one to bitch to.

>>180219670
So
What was the mix?

>>180219492
station bounced radios work on each specific Z-level last I checked, this means if you're on Z3 then anyone with a station bounced radio can hear you on Z3. they also work when comms are up, though the only reason to use one while comms is up is if comms is sabotaged or damaged.

>>180219992
Oh. I was under the impression people on the station could here you if you were on another z-level and you were using a station bounced radio. Why does the DJ sat even have those intercoms then?

>>180219931
I forget. I wrote it down in my highly organized secret IAA folder. I really want to be detective when I'm less shit. It's a very fun thing to play.

>>180220091
The DJ sat has a telecommunications relay, that's how its comms are connected to the station's.

>>180219992
to clarify, you can't bounce comms back to the station if you're not on the same Z level, but if for some reason someone else is on the same Z-level in space with you, they can hear you.

>>180220091
DJ sat has a dedicated comms system, so you can communicate over the radios and such there. Same with the syndicate listening outpost.

>>180219670
IAA is dogshit because admins never ever do shit no matter how much you IAA the shit up. You're one of the very lucky ones on that count.

>>180220558
I normally just wander around and take notes on employee performance. I've had a couple of real good rounds where the station fell apart and I was one of the last people left but didn't notice because I was wrapped up in my own autism.

>>180219670
How2join the fax response metaclub
1. no one ever responds to faxes
2. no matter how good your formatting is
3. just give up senpai
4. t. mained IAA for 6 months
5. and no I'm not Kurt Jacobs

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>>180217127

>>180217520
Yeah sorry about that not coming back after you put in the effort, the whole reason I was dead was because I wanted to take a break after unsuccessful space exploration.

>>180217127
>>180221447
literally did this last round
kind of fucked up because the assistant had a radio

>>180221395
I got a response, but I had to repeatedly fax them.
I think the admins get a notice when someone faxes centcomm, so keep doing it because fuck them

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Say, is this game still open to fresh sprites and stuff?

>>180222415
Half of those is already in

>>180222415
Of course.
You can ask what needs spriting in the coder Discord here: https://discord.gg/9DC5UJ
Or just sprite what you like and put it in a Github issue for a coder to see.

>>180222559
Yeah, cause I made those.

>>180222563
Awesome, I really miss making stuff for this game. I'd like to get back into it.

>Buff skelingtons
>Not nerfing non-humans completely
Here's my idea: race is replaced with two options. Human, and non-human. Human is normal, status quo human, non-human is the player gets a randomly determined non-human race at roundstart, including lizard and catbeast, with all the normal benefits and detriments associated, but is always valid to silicons, to sec if they commit any crimes whatsoever, and to any crew whom they have committed a crime against (limited to specific crimes; trespassing, for example, is not one unless it's committed in a singular person's workplace, like the kitchen or the HoP's office). Exceptions are for traders, which are locked to vox as normal, and catbeasts, which are universally valid as normal.

Waifags and snowflakes have to accept being valid at nearly any point in time and usually not getting the race they wanted, shitters are instantly murdered by the lynch mobs, win-win, right?

>>180222731
But anon, most waifufags and shitters are human already and they would not be affected by this at all.
Well shitters would have free pass to kill all nonhumans but that's not fixing any problem.

You have to be semi-retarded to play this game effectively.

If you think like a rational, sane person, you will get BTFO.

It takes a special kind of genius to play in HURR mode.

>>180223393
the problem is unrobust people stick out like a sore thumb so they get abused constantly

>>180223535
yeah, but when you see blood on the floor, or a body lying in the corridor, you should think, "I'm going to clean that up!" or, "I have to help him!" rather than, "I should take his ID"

This game is built for sociopaths.

>>180219478
10/10

>>180223772
People do help other crew in the game, don't assume everyone is a greytide shitter.

>>180223772
I used to do that, than something changed, I don't know why, now I'm the one looting the bodies

Fucking Hachi has been here forever. Him and fucking Sawbones, man, ancient fags.

>>180222415
oh fuck you're a really good one to have

>>180224083
No matter how old Hachi gets, I will always remember back in february when I had the objective to kill him when he was working Toxins.
I was going to let him see his bomb explode before killing him.
That was the plan anyways, he forgot to catapult the bomb into the range, killed me, 4 sec officers and the rest of Toxins.

My god, it was hilarious.

>>180224576
>him

>>180224627
Hachi is a girl? I can't see the difference on birbs anon.

>>180224627
>being this autistic for waifus that you make men into women
>>180224705
hachi is male

>>180209948
I usually keep one around when I play Medbay. Easy to read and watch the CMC at the same time, easy to put down when shit picks up.
There's kind of a lack of actual books in the library though, so I usually just end up trying to remember where I left off with The Dunwich Horror.
More actual books in the library when?

>>180224705
hachi is female, there's the big memer that calls them a he like vox gender matters

>>180222724
While you are still alive, how do you feel about people taking your sprites and redoing them due to resolution increase? This includes a lot of guessing "what did he mean by this pixel?"

>>180223772
long time ago but
>engineer down in engineering
>run in, find body near singulo console
>drag him to bedmay
>singularity breaches containment
>half crew dies during evacuation
>engineer didnt even get cloned in time
felt bad

>>180224926
Hachi is a man, what the fuck is wrong with you, you autist

>>180225052
Literally wrong you autist.

>>180225312
I don't understand what you hope to accomplish by arguing. Are you just trying to be contrarian?

>>180225420
That's a very good question, how do you plead yourself?

Post quality current WFU stock. That means no Souheis, no Avadas, no meme-women with neon hair and no personality.

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>>180222415
>you're the fag that made grey sprites
WHY HAVE YOU CONDEMNED US!?
Also, can you make some hair sprites for grey too?

>>180225052
Learn 2 shiftclick my dude
Unless you're saying the player is male, which is probably true but not what's being talked about

Post some REAL husbando.
Quality, non self-shilling, friendly, and intricate.
GIMME.

>>180226327
>quality
>non-selfshilling
>intricate
I have a husba--
>friendly
-oh, nevermind

>>180226415
3/4 is good. Post it, anon

>>180226327
Dean Bash
Lenny Webb

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>tfw name never been posted in thread

>>180227108
Trust me, you don't want it posted.

>>180227569
the pupper is grinning

>>180226327
Leon Fisher, I think was his name
he's pretty bro-tier

>>180227108
Nobody ever posts someone else's static.

>>180227609
I don't think you ever saw a grin

>>180226327
Dean Bash
Blast Ripneck
Joe Fiddler
Lenny Webb
Ola Stratford
Ricky Sticky
Milhouse
Vis Ita
Antonio Betulla
Riccardo Benzoni

>>180227860
Riccardo Benzoni is a good Cargo Tech, good choice.

>>180227860
Riccardo and Antonio are CHOICE. Lenny Webb too.
Blast is a tad rude.

>>180224083
>sawbones
>hachi
>ancient

Some of us have been here for 5+years anon.

>>180228393
If you didn't pick up on it, he was trying to stir up some shit.

Yes, but what's a husbando if he can't love me?
Who is a gay?

>>180222934
>shitters would have free pass to kill all nonhumans but that's not fixing any problem.
>implying they don't already do
>implying anyone from borgs to humans doesn't decide to murder all non-humans as nonantags and shitmins decide it's ebin balids :DDDDD literally every shift

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>>180226159
If there's demand for it, sure. This was the last thing I was working on, but I haven't touched in a couple years.

>>180228814
>gay
There's like one confirmed gay "husbando" on the serb and he's an asshole and one of the 'unban whorena' metaclub members

>>180229080
i know at least two, which one are you talking about?

>>180224083
XD

I remember Zealotron. You guys enjoy him.

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>solo warden because the detective and security officer rolled the dice and died
>allowed antags and other people to loot their corpses
>tactical barriers prevent vampire from breaking in
>thrall broke in but got put into solitary
please never fucking roll the dice as security or a head
good thing we had combat borgs and a mech

>hop throws a hissy fit and blows all of the borgs instead of the single one that killed Ian
>no punishment of any kind

i wish i could take people out of the round as a non-antag and get away with it

remove station bacon

>>180224083
Would have been more believable if you hadn't chosen someone who's only been around for like seven months
Though I guess it was good enough because you still got me to reply

>>180227812
>projecting this hard

>>180229392
A thrall blew all the borgs

>>180229174
the slavaboo faggot

>>180229392
I selected the option for the one borgo, the rest were destroyed for ???? reason? >>180229508
I wasn't thralled at all, the borgs were validhunting as much as they fucking could.

>>180229838
I was the thrall, I blew all the borgs right before the shuttle arrived

>>180225012
My work belongs to the community, if you needed to adjust them, that's all good. I just enjoyed to create and see my stuff get used.

>>180230659
>He does it for free

>>180229939
>everyone hating me, the HoP, for theoretically blowing the borgs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Avada you are a fucking sperg, get a fucking hobby, deadchat is pure cancer with you whining it up every time.

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>>180231194
>>180225012
Also, what's this about a resolution increase?

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>>180222415
>female grey sprites were never added

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>Enable vamp to have fun by going literal asimov
>Get called "inept"

I have no words.

>>180221395
mained IAA and not kurt...Brittany?

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>>180204556
>>she is bent over picking something up obviously wanting any passerby to see her thong under her skirt

>He doesn't even know what type of underwear Joanna actually has.

How can you claim to love your waifu?

>>180233120
If you validhunt, you get called shit by non-vaildhunters.

If you don't validhunt, you get called shit by validhunters.

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>>180231538
Not all remakes are dead

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How to ruin a round really quick.

Absolute fucking autist.

Chikiwekashiik confirmed for gay vox.

Everyone say nice things to him

>>180234173
MUH VALIDZ THO
Man, I was just about to finish making my damn bartending machines too, and then I was gonna host some blackjack.
Also, Clavicle, how did you kick it? You just sorta keeled over and died to me.

>>180233162
nope

>>180234173
i was just trying to watch sec doing dumb shit
them i jumped to a borgo and saw him cutting the cameras on south solars with the blue apc
i'm totally not a powergayman fag

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>check vault doors to see what i need to do
>get brigged for 15 minutes without going inside the vault
>tell AI to lower it
>break the safe open later and get a desert eagle
>BLUE APC GUYS
>give a sec an atmos suit
>hack into the core
>get MALF valids with a gun i stole from the safe

>>180234332
Its fucking silly. His excuse was he just wanted to watch security at that point. Sure was quick to start screaming malf when he saw it though.

If you want to observe the round from a birds eye PoV, why not fucking ghost?

This is next level autism.

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>hiding in escape pod
>orange outside the pod
>oh my god it's plasmafire
>sit in terror for a few minutes
>AI probably has borgs roaming for the last survivors
>see it opening
>OH GOD I'M ABOUT TO DIE
>it's the light from a flare
>AI dies uneventfully soon after

on malf it is your patriotic duty to validhunt the AI

AI was plamaflooding and people are complaining about valids?

>>180234426
because i didn't wanted to spend the entire round observing, i just wanted to see what was on today's menu them get to buildan
i did that because i was tired of getting everything i needed together them hearing the smelele after 30 seconds because it was malf/rev/ragin's

>>180234626
It didn't appear to be AI that plasmaflooded. There was an open plasma canister and atmos was tism'd but not pumping plasma or anything, for example. At worst it was a borg.

>>180234731
The engineering borg popped open a plasma canister and ran off. I turned it off at least, but it was already pumping out at maximum force.

>>180234256
what?

>>180234731
we found a blue APC. It was pretty obvious.

>>180234945
Try to read the posts before replying to them next time, tardo.

>>180229069
itd be nice to see all the squat Borg models in the code. I was lucky enough to be a Combat Model yesterday during the millionth ragin mages of the night and the Combat Squat setting just looks badass haha

>>180234903
CHIKI WANTS TO GET UNDER KAYA'S SUIT

>>180235210
why are you saying these things
chiki is a clean bird

>>180234426
>>180234173
>this salt because a greyshirt bunkered himself and watched cameras
he did literally nothing wrong

>not being noided 24/7

>>180235659
>literally just an observing ghost but can shout into the radio

this is TG manifest my friend

>>180234173
Wait, did he cut the camera?
If he did, it's metagay bannu.

>>180235923
i cut the camera after the AI went delta

Ban request if you feel like it my dude

>>180215460
A greyshitter BTFOing sec

>>180235785
>literally an observing ghost
this is bait

>>180235409
Chiki is a cute bird with a crush!

>>180236350
i read the logs and it looks like he's taken
weirdo

>>180235785
>TG
>watching cameras
Mate, those mouthbreathers couldn't sniff a malf even if it went delta and dropped the autoburger in the bar, they would have a hardtime using the cameras .

Its literally just a random greyshirt squatting on the mommi's nest with a cameras console.

do you think we'll ever get off byond?

>>180236930
i'm not weird, i'm just a shitposter!
promise!

metro 2033 items when?

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>>180233604
you have my attention

>jon never vanquished the machine menace because the round ended
FROWNEY

>revsquad engineer, get fucking yellow gloves
>pretend to the CE that I'm new and cluesless about the SME on bagel, stungloves and shard him
>pretend it was an accident, sec clears me, get a job change to paramedic, CMO and captain left
>i go meet with the other revs who i dropped gloves and tools to, one disconnects very early in the round because he had to go work
>stay in medbay waiting for an opportunity to kill the CMO, talk to the last other rev that once i kill the CMO it's their turn to kill the captain
>30 minutes later finally get the CMO, RCD the floor and toolbox them into space as the other rev watches
>hide a chloral hypospray and pda the last rev
>validhunting miner shows up with a jetpack and a spur, die
>last rev just runs around medbay doing nothing, doesn't retrieve the chloral package and then dies to a random spider
>afk rev gets radstormed
i want to die

>>180241359
u n r o b u s t

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>Kurt offers to draw me
>Treating the clown
>He has the genetic condition where you emit radiation
>Get radioactive, but throw him in cryo
>Begin to feel sick
>Kurt comes over
>Hands me the picture
>I vomit
>"Uh... thanks. I'll just clean this up..."
>He teases me about being bulimic.

I lol'd

>>180241623
Kurt, read more loomis.

>>180227860
>didnt make the list

Why do i even bother staticing

>first time playing cargo tech
>game starts stuttering
>go to unload crates to shuttle
>game wasn't stuttering
>space myself 5 minutes into shift
I feel like such a retard.

>>180242439
Keep at it and maybe I'll flock to yours.

>>180242907
IC OOC is also bad please don't do that

>>180243654
What do you mean?

>>180244114
don't mention anything about the round in OOC chat, the thread, discord, anywhere that isn't deadchat, until the round's over (which is when the emergency shuttle docks at central and the rock is cooking)

>>180242907
Thanks, now I know where my target is

>>180244114
don't share in-round information in out-of-the-round sources until the round is ended

>get made an antagonist against my will
>teleported to nar-sie when i just want to relax
>gotta go hunt down some people as a harvester now i guess
cult is weird

>>180244386
>get asked by another cultist to let him out of your workplace
>just do nothing whining that being evil sucks
I mean, the least you could do was just let me go.

>>180244386
if by weird you mean shitty then yeah it's super weird isn't it

>>180244495
My bad, yes
Didn't notice it until you were already gone

>>180244559
Tasty eggs.
Did you make them yourself?

>>180244637
I factory farm chickens

>>180244683
Is that morally wrong for a bird?

>>180244796
Is it morally wrong for a human to factory farm monkeys?
Answer: don't think about it

>>180244890
Is it morally wrong for a vox to cook eggs with its own eggs?

>>180245808
No more than it is for a woman to bake cookies with her period blood.

>>180246443
C'mon anon, that'd be

Red velvet cake :^)

>high pop
>meta and box non-stop
>low pop
>dude deff and bagel, lol
????????

>>180246480
Blood naturally darkens when it is cooked.

>>180247179
high pop is filled with boxbabbies who can't stand being off of the map they've memorized tile for tile
lowpop is when the people who like different maps are the most powerful

Who nuked us?

>>180247275
yes but my point is that box and meta are better for low pop while bagel and specially deff are unbearable in lowpop

deathsting > chloral

>>180247291
nucleurcellphoneg

>>180247291
It was Felicity. She emagged right into med, came up to chem, did an autism dance at the doctor, and then went and blew the shard and turned med into a crater.

>>180247291
comm chatter said it was harse

>>180247291
Harse Theef dragged a shard into medbay and triggered their e-implant less than five minutes in, lel.

post songs that should be on the jukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWxISwEBU0U

birb traitor actually brought me a hardsuit and saved my life. I think the bartender bird was colluding with him because they were speaking in oogabooga.

>>180247354
I look for nuk, nuke, nuc, nukl, nucl, cell, phone, bob, dylan, bob dylan, and the letter g for future reference.

>>180247717
My target suicidebombed at roundstart forcing the early shuttle call, I had nothing to do really.
Just kinda walked into science and killed a roboticist that tried to baton me and then got shot by some engineer while trying to fight the changeling for some excitement.

>>180247649
Not that one though

>>180247842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

This ought to help you be a better antag.

>>180247906
Fuck off Avada.

>>180247906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

>>180247649
https://youtu.be/Y6eR7WkZPMc

Non-antag suicide welderbombing himself in escape, it was empty but he has been playing long enough to know that welderbombing as a non-antag is something which you don't do. He claims that he didn't intend to grief. Also claims that no one died or had their work interrupted, even though people had to go out of their way and repair the breaches. After getting confronted by saying that people went out of their way to repair the breach he said "So, engineers had to do some engineering?" "Kind of their job, isn't it?" Some engineers prefer to work on power generation instead of non-antags who blow themselves up because they're tired of living, you know.

>only a day ban
>Morena

>>180248304
are you dyslexic or baiting I can't tell

>>180248128
How have I never seen this before
I am dying

>>180247951
>bullying avada

They're a decent player now, and they invented my favorite recent meme "Valkyrie Stamps"

>>180247649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjp-_xhZXY0

>>180248765
Please kill yourself Avada/Mugumbe

>>180248765
>avada
No. Avada is a shit tier player who still has no fucking clue how to play any of the departments he plays, has disgusting neon pink hair, and acts like a one dimensional retarded "waifu". Same goes for Souhei and pretty much every >female player. I can think of one >female that plays right now that isn't annoying, and their character is a spic with normal hair.
Basically, ban neon hair.

>>180249040
>avada
>waifu

They're a fucking wallweed, stop pretending every female static is a waifu. That's what makes them think they're good players

>>180249040
Don't fall for shitposts, anon. Don't give them replies.

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>>180248765
>They're a decent player now

>>180248765
>play vampire
>fail because I am not very good at space and die after 2 succs
>Avada screams at me in dead chat
No, Avada needs to calm down a lot

>>180248765
>>180248945
>>180249040
>>180249234
>>180249341
avada is an angry boy, rule 0 for their own good when

>>180249561
>Autistic boy who bribes his way out of being banned using eve gold
probably never

>>180249643
you forgot weeb, i know that autistic includes it but those mental trannies deserve a special notice

>>180249701
>weeb means mental tranny
wow, how edgy of you to go on an anime website and hate anime watchers :O

No clothes or beaker contents are loading, and reconnecting doesn't help
the fuck?

Reminder that lifeweb is the superior game

>>180250319
How to play it

>>180250373
Log in. Be unable to see. Walk into a hole, break your legs and die.

Everyone that statics should be permabanned y/n

>>180250693
n

>>180250693
y

>>180250573
>have to pay 15$ to play that shit

lul

>>180250693
m

>>180250693
idk

>>180250693
there would be like 5 players at high pop and 2 admins left

>>180250693
unban rin

>>180251040
Allow appeals under the condition they are appearance banned.

>>180251068
you're retarded
if you want a no rp shitfest go somewhere else

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>>180251125
Not an argument.

>>180251190
then outline yours on why you think static naming is, for some reason, a mortal sin and should be punishable
by removing any hint of character you are removing roleplaying from the game and trying to turn this into TTT in space
this is a roleplaying game, get over yourself and stop being a whiney baby. if you want somewhere where theres no rp and you're free to griff and xd all you want, go somewhere else, spastic.