/srg/ - speedrunning general

Gonna try to speedrun for the first time, any websites I can go to so I can learn to speedrun a certain game or is it just a matter of watching other speedrunners and learning their routes by watching?

>>179994406
go to speedrun.com to check out runs, post on the forums for the game you want to learn, join their community discord channel if they have one, watch other runners and ask questions, etc.

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based on his recent tweeting, mental health hospital admittance, and other things, do you guys think noir is suffering from schizophrenia or anything of that sort? very interesting

duggy has a cute voice

>>179996971
his decent is so fucking funny

>>180000095
>decent

hi toast/lyfey

>page 10

>>179994406
>Gonna try to speedrun for the first time
>so I can learn
these 2 don't work together, practice ILs and look up strats before you start pretending you're speedrunning

>>179999513
thanks

Diddeh is doing well in this 70 star run! Only 9 minutes behind his 57:21.

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>>180009861

>pureboi speedrunner is face camming and playing loud music over runs

well well well

>>180017118
who?

>>180018436
me

so has the rando race fad died down already? or are people still doing them often? if they are still a thing what games can I rando race?

>>180019651
pokemans

Guys I'm doing my first speed run of Atelier Marie tonight, will you watch me?

>>180026236
post your stream

>>180002239
who?

>>180024245
just red/blue/yellow or are there randos of later generations?

can you be pure with a layout and facecam?

ˢᵏᵉᶫᵉᵗᵒᶰᵇᶦᶫᶫ

>>180028148
Edgy hate towards facecam, layouts and donations died long ago.

shasta and his furry boi broke up

>>180030960
That's hilarious. Anyone have any of that gay furry art of their two fursonas handy?

slayerofben_cn

>>179992470
nice nips

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>>180037540
No.

>>180046971

B L A C K E D

what does srg think of bboy's HOT TAKE on how he's just not giving a shit about helping out small time runners? pastebin com/1JcmFifg

>>180055196
bboy is ABOVE THE LAW he made it as a twitch streamer due purely to his own talent and has no reason to interact with any peasants with under 200 viewers unless they pay him graciously.

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>>180051201

bump for our guy goose

>clintstevens pulling 6K viewers while being completely abysmal at the game
>siglemic on twitter being a bitter bitch and becoming more irrelevant as the days go by
you threw it all away and for what?

>>180070547
>clintstevens pulling 6K viewers while being completely abysmal at the game
All this proves is that twitch is a joke.

>>180073139
t. pathetic beta

this proves that people prefer to watch someone entertaining over a silent mumbling autist

>>180073170
>this proves that people prefer to watch someone entertaining
You mean it proves that the masses gravitate toward the most childish, mindless smut they can find.

Look at popular culture as a whole and tell me how many of the most popular things are also the most entertaining.

>>180073289
t.

pathetic

salty

beta

>>180073289
it's okay sig. maybe you can try another full month of sm64 attempts. OH WAIT. you bailed out of that last time lmao

>>180073403
Go watch a Transformers movie. I'm sure your double digit IQ will find pleasure in the CGI and explosions.

>the average person finds Clintstevens more entertaining than ZFG
>the average IQ is literally 90
gee i wonder how clintstevens got so popular lmao

>>180073786
People are so obsessed with being "normal" that they forget normality is the same thing as mediocrity.

t. autistic betas with no charisma

wait why is srg posting about siglemic in 2017? irrelevant doesn't even begin to describe him lmao

>>180075207
are we reading the same thread? srg always posts about irrelevant nobodies

>>180075403
That's clearly not true.

>>180076214
are you high?

see:
>>179992470
>>179996971
>>179999513
>>180002239
>>180010019
>>180030960
>>180037946

and that's just this thread.

>>180076573

Looks to me like you think everyone is irrelevant but you and your pack of retard monkey runners of whatever shit tier speedgame you run. Get your head out of your ass :)

>>180077202
How are any of those people relevant?

>>180076573
:'( Mom, srg is talking about speedrunning and speedrunners again make them stop waaah :'(

>>180077202
>monkey runners
>runners
>speedrunning general
>posts referred to are posting mostly about non-runners
hello?

>>180077290
>speedrunning and speedrunners
Literally everyone on that list is either a non-speedrunner or a speedrunner who gets like 20 viewers on a good day.

I know! let's talk about squid and narcissa again!!! they're really relevant guys!!!!

>>180077372
Narcissa is, sorta. Who is the other person?

Does speedrunning actually turn people into trannies or are trannies just attracted to speedrunning?

>>180077372
To be fair, they are are relevant right now. They are active and speedrunning. These other people are not.

>>180077426
Trannies are more likely to come out of the closet in speedrunning because it's becoming a "trans friendly" environment.

Trannies in other hobbies are still hiding.

>>180077476
meant to tag: >>180077414

>He's dead and he's never coming back

>>180074023
>charisma
Charisma is simply the inherent ability to dazzle idiots. Smart people can see through the facade.

>>180078567
the saltiest bitter beta comment to ever be posted

>>180078706
Not an argument. Stop flailing around and offer something worth reading.

>>180078763
its a statement. you are a bitter, salty little beta crying on 4chan about those who are actually fun to watch. pathetic

>>180078793
>fun to watch
Fun to watch for stupid people*

>>180078878
t. salty bitter beta

>>180078930
You know I'm right. Your insecurity is bleeding through your pathetic and desperate posts.

>>180079015
im not insecure about anything. i can see that these people have an entertaining quality. so can you, you are just bitter, salty, and crying about it on 4chan. thats really low and i hope you see the light soon as there really is nothing to be angry about

>>180079085
>i can see that these people have an entertaining quality.
Yes, it is handcrafted to be appealing to a very specific demographic: the average person.

This was never under dispute.

>there really is nothing to be angry about
I agree, which is why I'm not angry.

>>180079306
t. angry little beta

>>180079379
Not an argument.

Keep flailing, though. I thrive on it.

>>180079394
t. angry little beta pretending to thrive on being exposed

>>180080168
saved

>>180073786
The average IQ is 100. That's the whole point of the system, to grade intelligence statistically on a curve.

>>180082905
the point still stands.

>>180078793
Why do you mention 4chan? Are you a redditor? No wonder you watched washed up sellouts.

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find popular streamers something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible topics like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting popular streamers like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known become a popular streamer. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about streaming. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>180083795
no it doesn't

>>180087328
Yes it does. The average person is not intelligent and enjoys consuming garbage media. Look at modern Hollywood and the modern AAA gaming industry. Twitch is no fucking different.

>>180086783
sick pasta my man

>>180089324
Is that Weeabeaner?

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>>180094112
Just looked like edobean to me.

>>180095515
>120 people cheering his imminent demise

dont let it die

who would have thought that ourwhitegoose would end up more relevant than siglemic, cosmo, trihex, and iateyourpie?

What is the race of the father of the son of the wife of werster?

>>180104308
I have no idea who would think that, good question. It's certainly not reality based thinking.

>>180102057
imagine being this pathetic

https://twitter.com/bounceyboyy/status/876525791215054848

Called it.

>>180111326
At least someone gave up their obsession

>>180110741
>has constant hand pain
>hey i think i will stream on twitch as a cfull time career
>streaming is hard guys! you don't understand!
manchildren

>>180111326
>>180112675
Squid posting is literally over.

>>180112675
>>180111326
Only a homosexual autist would post shit like that in public. It says a lot about him. He's both in the closet and insecure. A phony. Don't ever take squid at face value, he's subversive, and his claims that he doesn't frequent the thread will become obvious lies once you understand these facts about him.

>>180119116
Yeah he is clearly the guy running around calling people obsessed freaks.

>>180119430
Not that I blame him, though. He's right.

>>180119430
It's very likely he's a narcissist and actually enjoys that kind of attention.

>>180119430
He's the obsessed freak obsessed freak.

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i did a speedrun and it's not very good

>>180119116
>>180119430
>>180119487
>>180119596
>>180128306
t. obsessed freak who cant let go

i can't believe serg is fucking dead

>>180119116
this post reeks of shut in autist
>inb4 monkey bullshit

shut in autist

>>180128709
shaking off the rust?
>board doesnt include my boi
what the heck

>>180130042
i ran it once before and got the wrong ending then i stopped playing it for a few months
i just launched it again for the first time today and tried a run
i kinda wanna try running it for real though

>>180131034
let it die

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Why has pieposting slowed down so much this year?

>>180138380
the meme where we pretend pie is our boi died

>>180131190
>>180132159
>>180134568
>>180136759
I was worried monkeyposting had stopped. Stay strong, speedfriend.

dammmmn srg, back at it again with the quality posting

>>180013253
>Dark Knight Rises wasn't released until July 2012
>This post was from 2011
???

>>180141678
the script for that scene was leaked long before the film, hence why it became such a big meme. the anticipation for how it would be adapted on film along with the comedy of how it actually ended up (plus a shit ton of forcing) and we get the modern baneposting phenomena

Clint Stevens enters the long list of people good at one memegame being exposed when trying SM64.

>>180145176
>Cheese has a 1:39 in 120 star, god gamer material
>over 20 minutes behind zfg in oot 100%

When will srg recognize oot as being the only real speedgame

the sm64 arguement meme is getting pretty stale desu

>>180145785
Let's see gow long it will take for clint to take 6th place in sm64.

>>180145863
word. squid needs to accept his exposure and move on with his life.

>>180145923
first off, clint is a prick who sucked off witwix to get big, he has 0 relevancy to anything. second off, you're thinking 6th place in one game = 6th in another? lmao get your head out of your ass. ZFG has an untouchable time while cheese got his time tied a month ago then beaten 2 weeks ago. 120 star is so sloppy the record is hanging by a thread but oot has had one god gamer since mid 2015

>>180146531
>memecategory without competition only has one top player
I'm SHOCKED!

Let's see what's on Nicovideo right now! :)

>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 2
>Dragon Quest 2
>Dragon Quest 5
>Ganbare Goemon 3
>Sunshine

JRPG density: 67%

>>180147775
flippy or toast?

Did Garrison ever marry that cute Asian girl or did they break up

>>180147775
competition does not make a good speedgame, smb1 has a hell of a lot of competition for it literally being "hold right, the game". SM64 aged poorly and has very little innovation in it, it's only run by people trying to hold on to "muh nostalgia"

>>180145176
>>180145785
the ONLY measure to a true god gamer is how great one is at rando races. the ability to adapt to randomized content while still able to pull off intricate movement and glitches makes one a god gamer.

shut the fuck up art

>>180150721
how can you be this delusional?

>>180149864
implying its possible for garrison to not fuck up literally everything

>>180156251
Stellar response my man

>>180157106
Thanks, You Too!

I fucking love lurk

Does anybody want to be my speedfriend I'm good at only one game

How to know when soneone is based - A freak on /srg/ obsesses over them.

>>180163889
Definitely, just look how triggered and butt pained this guy is >>180163925

100% based.

>>180164098
how broken can one kid be

>>180164273
imagine being this butthurt about someone so based

>>180164443
what do these meaningless images even mean?

>>180164596
really, what is it? it makes no sense

our boy clintstevens with the 6k+ viewers showing the people how sm64 really is. meanwhile puncay and cheese can't even break 4k when they get a world record. when clint gets the wr he will probably break 20k viewers.

>>180164921
Clint has charisma and is actually entertaining, which is the reason people try to shit on him here, which is strange because only other irrelevant edgy 13 year olds will see these posts.

Look at everyone who people try to bring down here. There is a pattern. They are all entertaining.

Jealousy is funny.

>speedrunning
>charisma
Reddit is strong in this one.

>>180165972
This post makes no sense. The charisma comes from the streamer, not the gameplay style. Go back to school.

>>180165972
>so scared of getting btfo he doesn't even reply

Rwhitegoose, MrSpeedrun, and ClintStevens are the future for speedrunning. All the other faces of speedrunning have become irrelevant. Let's hope these three can do a better job at motivating newcomers than the old guard of Cosmo, Siglemic, and Trihex.

/srg/ is so fucking thick that they think MSR's goal of WR means he will be going for it right now. they cannot understand the concept of an end goal, so they weep.

>>180166682
Nobody who spams runs as mindlessly as him has ever gotten WR. He's interested in recognition and not optimization.

>>180167027
He practices for hours every single stream. Your tired, meaningless pasta is not relevant while the informed are talking.

/Srg/ seems to fail to understand that SM64 is a very difficult game.

>>180167090
He's an idiot. His practice is just repeating what he learned wrong. Lazily. He doesn't try to understand what he's doing wrong because his peanut brain doesn't grasp the concept of good practice.

>>180167215
As I said before, your tired pasta is not relevant. Lowering yourself to insulting his intelligence shows how desperate you are to push this agenda.

Times speak for themselves. Your forced shit is meaningless when we have results.

>>180167264
Wrong. MrSpeedrun is too dumb to understand you don't become capable of 1:39 by grinding a 1:48. He's practicing how to be inconsistent.

>>180167438
You have to grind a 1:48 to get a 1:47, and it continues like that. It's how speedrunning works.

As I said before, your practice pasta is not relevant.

>>180167550
You don't. Learn what good practice is then come back.

>>180167550
And to prove this look up cheese's timeline. He was shaving off a minute after minute in a matter of months. That's because he practiced to be consistent already and wasn't grinding away at nothing like MrSpeedrun is who is also stagnating because he thinks speedrunning is all about spamming runs.

slayer stream

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

>>180146531
>120 star is so sloppy the record is hanging by a thread but oot has had one god gamer since mid 2015
This doesn't mean 120 star is sloppy, it means there are a higher number of hard working runners.

ZFG is literally the only OOT 100% runner who puts any actual effort into the category, so obviously everyone else is going to be shit.

>>180170242
thanks for the late response!

>>180164921
>when clint gets the wr
lmao

>>180165259
>Clint has charisma and is actually entertaining
To children and young teenagers, yes. Children and teenagers are the majority demographic on Twitch, so it makes perfect sense that he's popular.

>>180170242
OOT 100% runners are all literal grind monkeys other than ZFG. It's laughable.

>>180170394
t. angry little beta

>>180171029
I have no feelings on the subject one way or another. I'm just pointing out the obvious.

>>180171029
>beta
>implying Clint is alpha
holy shit lmao just look at the guy

>>180172739
when has the week ever not started on Sunday?

https://youtu.be/EPir0mJjAgM

This video compares Cheese05's world record 120 star run to an ideal 120 star human theory TAS. A human theory TAS shows the best possible performance a human player could achieve in theory. It only uses strategies that human players can pull off, but does them perfectly.

Each star is timed from the first frame of the level loader to the last frame of the star collection animation. Sections that contain castle movement are timed in between door entrances / exits.

>>180172553
>>180172605
t. angry, jealous beta cuck

>>180070547
I still think Clint viewbots, or someone does it for him
>late response xD
yeah yeah.

>>180172926
sm64 is shit

>>180175558
It's actually pretty good. Overrated, but good.

>>180175689
shit

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Is there anyone who chokes more often and as dramatically as frownee? He just can't stop himself from from fucking up.

>>180177792
least he's living up to his name

>>180166528
I just threw up a little
(inb4 thanks for the late response)
You're welcome

>>180166528
I can understand maybe ClinsStevens, but why MSR and Goose? They're retarded and don't even get as many viewers as bounceyboy lmao

>>180177828
>>180177884
thanks for the late responses!

lol people still speedrun?

Just a reminder that goose clint and mrlosttheruntoRNG are no worse representatives than cosmo siglemic and trihex. They are all as autismal and pathetic as each other just in slightly different way. You are just nostalgic for the "good old days"

>>180177989
Cosmo and Sig were actually good at their games (at the time), for one.

>>180178030
>were actually good at their games (at the time)
Lol your own point undermines itself. They were "good" when the skill ceiling was much lower and incapable of raising it to what it is now so how exactly is that a positive?

I used to be fast at the game, until those faggots got faster than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>180178135
It's much easier to get those times right now because strats are better, there are more resources available for learning, and there extremely efficient gameshark/everdrive practice codes/roms exist.

Deny it all you want, but they were pioneers, and what they accomplished was ahead of their time.

How was Newton any good? Half the stuff he wrote was wrong and the other half is known by anyone with a degree in physics. LOL

>>180178315
Agreed. And how about those Wright brothers? The plane they built was so shit compared to the planes we have today, it was barely an accomplishment.

>>180178315
>comparing grindmonkeying to inventions

>>180178254
>strats are better
LOL so these """"""""""pioneers"""""""""" couldn't even find better strats and just chimped out with the lazy ones they had?

> there are more resources available for learning
Yeah runners actually exchange information now instead of hoarding it for themselves.

Also the only thing they """""""""""""pioneered""""""""""""" was the age of cheating with their chinese laxatives, diapers, third party controllers and memory cards.

Deny it all you want they are responsible for the disgusting comercialisation which has overtaken speedrunning.

>>180178389
Remember when they thought black and white videos with no sound was acceptable? lmao senpai I can do that on my phone

>>180178561
>LOL so these """"""""""pioneers"""""""""" couldn't even find better strats and just chimped out with the lazy ones they had?
They literally did find better strats than the ones that were available at the time.

>>180178561
Low tier troll or mental illness?

>>180178389
Their accomplishment was proving that objects heavier than air can indeed fly. Not to make a jet fighter right off the bat.
If anything, Jodenstone was the Wright brothers of OoT, proving that OoT any% can go lower than 18:10, when Cosmo declared it being "done".

>>180178807
>Their accomplishment was proving that objects heavier than air can indeed fly.
Why would they need to prove that when anyone can look in the air and see birds flying?

Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

>>180178668
>WAAAAAH WAAAAAH I have no argument

>>180178635
>my IBM power4 is better than the Intel X series because it was the first to put two cores into a die

>>180179038
>my IBM power4 is better than the Intel X series because it was the first to put two cores into a die
This analogy is bad, and a straw man, because nobody said Cosmo and Sig were better than current runners.

so when that guy in this thread said controllerhead was going to get back all of his records, he was kidding, right?

>>180179130
>Cosmo and Sig were actually good at their games
Literally there in plain text mate. How about you learn to read and understand what is said.

Man, I'm just too intelligent for this general and hobby I swear.

>>180179331
They were good at their games at the time. The best, in fact.

Goose, Clint and MSR are not good at their games right now, nor were they ever.

>>180179382
LOL mate you're just going round in circles now. It's okay just walk away from the keyboard. Sometimes you just lose the speed debate, what matters is that you move on and don't let the defeat consume you.

>>180179038
Mental illness. Gotcha.

Argument:
>LOL so these """"""""""pioneers"""""""""" couldn't even find better strats
I can't speak for trihex because I don't know all that much about YI but Sig's 70 star guide was still used to up until someone from the sm64 community finally got off their grind monkey ass to remake them. That took 4 years.

There are legitimately strats named after Cosmo (Cosmo escape, Cosmo hop). If you look on his old youtube (which recently came back) you can see he did a lot of timing for random stuff but at the highest level of play, knowing these things are required. So much time was put into both OoT and TWW outside of runs and practice that "pioneer" is very justifiable.

>Yeah runners actually exchange information now instead of hoarding it for themselves
I went over this, you're either blind or retarded

>age of cheating with their chinese laxatives, diapers, third party controllers and memory cards.
Chinese laxatives were faster, if you're speedrunning a game on a slow version, you have your head so far up your ass the sm64 community will welcome you with open arms. If you legitimately think 3rd party comtrollers are bad... lmao

tl;dr there's help available for people like you

>>180179961
>he/his/Cosmo
stfu fucktard

>>180179961
Cosmo didn't find anything Narcissa did you transphobic shitlord.

>>180180118
>>180180202
1. idgaf
2. my point stands, you know I'm right and have no rebuttal

>>180180637
>I went over this, you're either blind or retarded
Oh yeah that's a solid argument, submit that to Nature for peer review, you aren't just going round in circles because you are too autismal to let a """discussion""" on 4chan go. Look at yourself LOMA.

>>180179587
>LOL mate you're just going round in circles now
But you're the one going in circles.

>>180179961
>Chinese laxatives were faster
It's not the same game. Playing on a cheap Chinese knockoff has nothing to do with playing the original.
>Oh I beat the 100m record, because the Chinese track was 5m shorter!
Fuck off.

>>180180812
I went over how Siglemic made a strat guide when no (decent) guide was made before, and how Cosmo/Narcissa has a bunch of strats and timing videos on his/her youtube channel

So, HaberdasherA is clearly Goose, right?

are we watching werster

>>180181083
who is we?

>>180181098
me and (You)

>>180181083
I'm only watching in hopes of getting hints on his wife's son like if his name is Ahmed.

>>180180990
Listen dipshit, you're still playing the same game. oot in japanese is still oot, oot in english is still oot, oot in chinese is still oot, a 95m sprint is not a 100m sprint

>>180177792
Having a lot of time save due to having shit splits then losing it is not a big choke.

>>180181247
>oot in chinese is still oot
No, it's not. OoT in Chinese is a hack made by different developers for a different console that only exists in one country and has significant differences to the original. It is a cheap copy and nothing else. Japanese and English were developed at the same time, it's not the same.
>a 95m sprint is not a 100m sprint
But it would still be CALLED a 100m sprint, which all you fuck care about. Just because someting is named OoT doesn't mean it is OoT. Just as Cosmo is not a woman despite calling himself one.

>>180181270
It was the best run he's ever had and he was 4 minutes ahead of the record.

He choked it all because he did an incorrect equip in disk 3 and didn't have the corresponding ability for disk 4.

>>180181572
>>He choked it all because he did an incorrect equip in disk 3 and didn't have the corresponding ability for disk 4.
Not exactly, he got autismally focused on selling the bone wrist in disc 3 and kept crying about it and as a result didn't equip insomniac and auto-life (he actually equipped and unequipped auto life lol).

>>180181572
>>180181726
If he was minutes ahead of the record then the record is clearly trash.

>>180181848
It's a 9 hour JRPG, that's how they work.

>>180181526
fun fact: the developer of the iQue was Nintendo, so your entire argument falls out of the water, but just to entertain myself, let's say Nintendo has nothing to do with it, the architexture of the iQue player closely resembles the n64, much more then the GC or Wii VC versions do anyways. Yet still, both of those are still accepted because the OoT community isn't full of autists. This may be hard to hear from someone comming from the sm64 community so I'll accept that you're monkey brain doesn't wrap around it quite yet. Maybe in a few years.

Also: there's clearly something called OoT that isn't OoT, that's OoT3D and is considered a seperate game. There are 21 different versions of OoT, all are legitimate.

>>180182135
>OoT community isn't full of autists
LOL?

>>180182209
go to bed dude, you have no arguments. or go outside for a change.

>>180182135
>architexture
>you're monkey brain
The SM64 community clearly has the correct idea for how to standardize leaderboards and competition.

Having to buy 3 consoles to be competitive in more than two categories is hilariously stupid.

>>180182414
bullying people who don't play on n64? totally the right idea dude, keep it up!

also: toast or flippy?

>>180182556
>bullying people who don't play on n64?
They're jokes. Sorry you can't handle the banter.

>>180182587
believe me, I wouldn't touch such a shit tier game with a 39.5 foot poll

also: toast or flippy?

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>>180182694
>he thinks OOT is good

Reminder that OOT runners are so fucking stupid they think loading screens are optimizations.

>>180182784
I ran oot in 2013/2014, dropped it for better games. Never touched sm64 for obvious reasons.

Also: toast or flippy?

>>180182135
>fun fact: the developer of the iQue was Nintendo
fun fact: Those have nothing to do with the original team that developed OoT.
>the architexture of the iQue player closely resembles the n64, much more then the GC or Wii VC versions do anyways
Oh, so what about emulator? Can I make my own personal speedrunning version that has even faster loading times?
>that's OoT3D and is considered a seperate game
And why is that? Because the ~*~*~TITLE~*~*~ is different? You OoT fucks only care about what something is called, no wonder you accepted Cosmo being a woman so readily. If it was called "OoT iQue", you probably wouldn't consider it the same game, but sicne it isn't, you do. That's how simple your minds are. It's like listening to a schizophrenic person ramble.

>>180183238
>Never touched sm64 for obvious reasons.
Because you have shit taste in games?

>>180183262
>Oh, so what about emulator? Can I make my own personal speedrunning version that has even faster loading times?
The argument against this is "no, because it wasn't made by nintendo" which is so laughably stupid I don't even know where to begin.

Imagine assigning some arbitrary and imaginary authority to a game developer to decide how people speedrun their games.

>>180183385
Get a load of this nostalgia blinded nintendo cock sucking faggot.

>i-if you don't love my f-favouritest and bestest game ever y-you have shit taste. *runs away crying into bed tucked under mario bedhseet and peach pillows*

What the actual fuck happened to Noir
I caught his stream once 1 or 2 years ago and he seemed like a douche but now I'm just mindblown
He reminds me of that one Bjork hard-stalker who shot himself after he sent her a mail bomb. He self recorded his descent into madness

>>180183576
I'm not seeing any obvious reason other than you just not liking the game. Which is fine, you don't have to like it. Don't pretend there's anything intrinsically wrong with the game, though. That's just delusional.

>>180183262
well, out of all 21 versions of the game, they're all official nintendo releases -- and none of them have significant changes made to the game -- (that second part is the important bit). This might come as a surprise to you but just because something is faster then something else doesn't make it a different game. OoT3D is clearly a different game for reasons that I'm frankly too stoned to want to write out.
>inb4 stoner
what are you doing with your morning? jacking off or grinding a shit tier game?

>>180183385
nah, cause the community is trash. You guys single handedly got MSR partnered for fucks sakes.
Also: muh nostalgia

Also also: toast or flippy?

>>180183659
A disgusting narcissistic manlet who unironically has gay sex for money has mental health issues. Gee, what a shock.

>>180183778
>single handedly
You're retarded, aren't you?

God I hope Clint Stevens fucks off

>>180183839
no, I don't run sm64

>>180183778
>none of them have significant changes made to the game -- (that second part is the important bit)
And how do you draw the line there?
>too stoned
Yeah, I notice I'm not talking to someone with a fully functioning brain. If you look at this again tomorrow with a clear mind and you haven't completely fried your brain yet, you may want to apologize.

>>180183778
>none of them have significant changes made to the game
Yes they do. They're significant enough that you need to run on specific versions to even think about running certain categories competitively.

These differences include emulator specific glitches and minutes saved in loading times. They are not insignificant by any stretch of the imagination, and no amount of mental gymnastics will convince any reasonable person otherwise.

>>180183934
Your comebacks are embarrassing.

>>180183971
believe me if I'm sorry for anything it's being here right now. Bring back the #drama server in the sm64 discord, that should contain shitters like you for a while at least.

>>180184021
Yeah, for most n64 categories you would want to run on a 1.0 cartridge, much like you would want to run on the original us/jp versions for sm64 and not the Shindou version. The only category that requires "emulator specific glitches" is any%, but only stream monsters care about any%

>>180184280
>n64 categories
lmao.

Imagine being able to run every category competitively on a single version of the game.

>>180184448
There's no reasoning with sm64 children. If you think that's a decent counter argument go evaluate your life. I'm done.

also: toast or flippy?

>>180184663
It is a decent counter argument.

What is the benefit of being forced to buy multiple consoles to be able to compete in every category at a competitive level? So that you can have lower numbers via meaningless time saves?

>>180184756
>>180184663
>>180184280
This is the kind of shit that makes OOT so non-competitive despite its popularity.

>*wins the argument*
>"haha stupid sm64 monkey loser bitch dumb fuck"

>>180184905
Any mention of the word monkey in this thread just means you are talking to a 13 year old non-speedrunner who has no idea what they're talking about.

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>>180184939

>>180184939
Aswell as this >>180184981

imagine being a sm64 shitter
All of the top streamers are autists

>>180185201
>can't form a coherent argument
>resorts to tantrums and baby insults

werster at 2.5k viewers, nice, lots of currency to spend on ahmed's son...........

>>180186253
lmao never mind

>>180186253
lel, Wester threw the run so bad. More like Chokster, lmao.

what's wrong with tmr

>>180187547
He's mexican

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Has anything happened at all here in the past few months? Doesn't even have to be interesting, just anything at all? Fill me in on the deets.

>>180189045
Obsessed squid poster finally offed himself

>>180191607
Die, freak.

>>180189414
>>180191795
Encouraging suicide is against the law.

>>180192257
kys

You're all pathetic.
Most of you don't even speedrun, all you do is insult a bunch of people who you don't even know anonymously over the internet.
What's wrong with you?

>clintstevens gets sub 1 hour in 70 star to 6000 viewers
>taggo gets 49:07 with 100 viewers
this is the problem with speedrunning

>>180196962
He should've marketed himself better.

FACT: Only speedruns that are done on the original consoles and versions of the game that are consistent to the physical location of the runner should be accepted on a PURE leaderboard.

STOP the globalization of speedruns. Be PROUD of your geographical versions of games.

>>180196962
Clintstevens just has a knack for manipulating stupid people into thinking he cares about them.

Viewers don't care who the better player is, they just want to feel like they have a friend.

The God Gamer Stigma

>>180196962
he shoulda streamed big

Leviticus 19:19: “Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.”
Keep it seperate as God intended. Versionmixing is just as bad as speciesmixing, seedmixing and fabricmixing.

run the version of the game you want to dude

>>180210269
t. guy with no records

>>180210337
i have
>sub 1:45 in oot all dungeons
>sub 2:20 in mst

my opinion is more qualified than 99% of the stream monsters (including you daddio) that infest srg

>>180211125
>some shit times in OOT
Yeah, nah. I have many records in multiple games, your opinion is worthless compared to mine.

>>180212114
>doesnt even give the fake times

>>180211125
I took one glance at the leaderboard, could tell who you are and did not even bother to write it down because nobody knows you anyway.

>>180145176
late, I know, but
>good
lol

>>180211125
>Sub 1:45 in All Dungeons is just barely top 40
>Sub 2:20 in MSI isn't even top 40

lmfao

>>180145176
>that one retard who thinks people will instantly be good at SM64 when it takes years to even be competent because of how deep it is

hey stop jerking off about that stupid memegame please

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fuck off robbie

>>180212674
post splits

>>180211125
when's good categories

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>>180214138
CALL ON ME

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>>180213931

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/876932617131700226

>not trying to start drama but heres drama

msr in this vid sounds like that dude who comes in here crying about other sm64 players lol

>remember trihex exists
>check out his stream
>he's still playing meme maker

holy fucking shit

m_ tell M_ to stream k_

>>180216362
Other way around.

>>180216556
k_ tell M_ to stream m_???

stop being y_

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>>180128709
i did another one

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>>180215556
only source of money he has since he's too scared to play yoshi proper
even backed out of this scheme with excuses rather than fessing up to being caught

What's the consensus on Tool-Assisted speedruns?

>>180217965
That's a massive misconception. TAS require legitimate skill, for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1RrLvJ4qsA

>>180218697
Die, freak.

>>180217965
>*runs a bot
why the fuck does nobody here know anything about speedrunning

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>>180218885
>>180218984

>>180219218
lost

I want to fuck Luna!

>>180219848
moe...

>>180219218
Die, freak.

so is this general an community still full of schizophrenics or --

>>180219218
ok i still see its full of weird insane people. why is gaming so fucking cancerous?

>>180217869
theyre neat and offer interesting insight into games that you would never get in RTAs

>>180221096
No one here speedruns anymore, you're witnessing /srg/ in its post-apocalyptic days. All that's left are mentally ill people with obessions.

>>180219218
truly sad and pathetic

Can anyone recommend me some good commentated speed runs on YouTube?

>>180223665
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgywm_I_elLFJzriOKCd2wg/playlists

Man, at times like this during the SRG shit stream, I just have to sit back and watch iateyourpie, good stream, comfy chat, we should all go watch iateyourpie, broadcasting right now!

fuck off baldy

>>180223934
Noice! Thanks man

Sethbling has reclaimed his rightful throne as Super Mario World record holder.

>>180223934
Yo this channel is legit why haven't I heard of them?

>>180145176
>I'm bragging about being good at games
Ultimately Clint wins because he has the better stream

this thread could use more flippy talking how cheese only has wr because RNG

this thread could use more talking about more than one shitty memegame

>>179992409
this thread could use more "Thanks for the late response!" posting

>>180232061
thanks for the late response!

Has Clint Stevens gone full tilt?

>>180232764
what? he has only put maybe 50 hours in the game he said.
he can get 49 in 70 star if he improve at this rate in a month or two!!!

>>180233181
I know that is sarcasm but I meant the way he is handling his stream right now, just void of any emotion

I switched to soylent to save time. You can't grind as many runs when you have to prepare real meals

>>180233278
excuse me?
clint fills his every stream with boundless emotion. he is the ultimate charismatic streamer. this sort of jealousy is just sad

is clint considered "good" yet by mario 64 standards?

>>>/pol/130612281

not letting it die, post wrs

wrs

>>180235680
orz

>>180234038
he's better than squid in any case

pastebin.com/ftxx2Bwp

Oh look! Bigjon backed out of yet ANOTHER marathon run. Who didn't see this coming? He blames it on not having enough money to go. Meanwhile he goes to the casino and gambles hundreds of dollars every weekend. Does he even have any friends left in the speedrun community? He has burned so many bridges.

>>180238496
>$7k funeral
>4 godchildren
blackest thing I've read in quite some time

>>180238496
hol up

>>180177792
kek just watched the vod of this

was the easiest WR ever but he threw so hard

is pastebin usage one of the biggest signs of mental illness in speedrunners (besides speedrunning)?

https://pastebin.com/TMrN9dTc

>>180239830
thanks for the late response!

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>>180239970
you've been here the last 14 hours waiting for (you)s?

>>180239946
I'm not reading all this. Is he a tranny now or not?

>>180237363
Die, freak.

Who watching the queen here?

>>180240724
>not watching peaches
?

>>180240095
no, he tried for a year to full time stream and failed and he just poured his heart out to what seems to be a tranny (since he refuses to use female pronouns in the pastebin) and got rejected. so now he's a mental mess.

so either suicide or soylent will be his future it seems.

Kappa / hey all

>>180242618
based FUCKING duke

>>180243334
nice quads, checked

What the fuck happened with Mofat?

How do we deal with the trannies issue?

>>180245505
who is we?

Can I speedrun Eternal Eyes (PS1)

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>>180245775
you can "speedrun" anything if you try for it.

>>180245648
Me and (You) and him.

>>180245505
why do >we need to deal with it?
why does it matter for >us?

>>180246870
Because trannies are mentally ill and have a troubled look on the world. It's the same culture that made GDQs fucking gay.

>>180247284
ok but what does that have to do with >us?

is Toad22484 single handedly saving speedrunning at this very moment? the mad man is speedrunning 100 games back to back. he already almost has 2k viewers.

>>180252650
No doubt in my mind he'd be pulling 5-digit viewers playing BoTW if he was still Cosmo

>>180245746
>>180249547
why did you delete?

>>180253363
He is hardly 'speedrunning' any of them, so no.

>>180253926
also he has a "donation goal" for SGDQ of $2500. who the fuck needs that much to go to SGDQ?

>>180254075
No-one. He is taking the piss and shouldn't be supported.

Donations are fine but setting up fake goals like that is scummy.

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/876888227310952451

>I just bought this!
*the guy who actually bought it for him says something*
>I-I mean this guy just bought me this!

Not exactly an easy mistake to make.

This little set piece alone shows BounceyBoy's true colors.

>>180254261
y do ppl get their "I bought this thing" tweets favorited so much

>>180253402
although he does deserve some pity

you don't get to a point where you try to change your sex unless you're seriously mentally disturbed or you had extremely shitty parents

>>180254347
because they like the thing and like to see that someone they like likes the same thing

>>180247284
>>180253926
>>180254182
>>180254261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2WBfHx4Ih