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Mass Effect General- /meg/

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Jaal's Feet Are For Amputation ONLY! Edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
https://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.08 has dropped [but for some reason combat balance changes aren't applying to SP despite what the notes say]
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/07/patch-1-08-combat-balance-updates/

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>>179564506
>>179564506
>>179564506

Remember to stay vigilant and report BT posters.
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gigi-chan best waifu
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>>179780605
Nth for rude OP
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>>179780605
Sara's a Muslim?
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>>179781181
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>>179781671
>the religion of Autism
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>>179781015
What if we mix Jaal's severed feet with this? Good for soup, yes?
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>>179782287
DELET.
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>>179781015
SAW-ry.
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>>179783038
we keep trying to delete the angara
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>>179784683
NO
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Live
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nth for handsome
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>>179786154
What about the other LI's? I know that for Vetra/Jaal it's "Except Vetra/Jaal. But he/she is special."
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>>179785703
Can't make a cancerous OP and expect people to post here. /dag/ has the same problem
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fuck off /dag/
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>>179786935
>Can't make a cancerous OP and expect people to post
ignoring for a minute how retarded that is, what would you say makes the OP cancerous
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>>179787648
He is probably talking about the picture. That's my guess.
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>>179787424
I ain't doing anything
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>>179786935
How is it more cancerous than the other Jaal OPs?
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>>179786935
>this OP
>cancerous
My God, how thin of a skin do you need to have?
>>>/tumblr/
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Get a room, you two
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>>179786574
I think it's the same for everyone.
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>25 posts in 3.5 hours
Are we finally dead?
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>>179790902
Yes. You should stop coming here.
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>>179790902
Clapistan is asleep
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>>179790950
Once you're here, you're here forever.

There is no leaving.
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>>179790950
You can check out anytime you like.

But you can never leave.
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>>179790950
you'd like that, wouldn't you
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>>179790950
>implying you can leave /meg/
How new are you?
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Did anyone even play as Logic/Professional Ryder. I might give it a shot next time but I dunno, Ryder doesn't feel like that kind of guy
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>>179791726
Logical is okay, but professional is a shit.
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>>179791726
Like it even matters
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I've only seen Tumblr use a Logical/Prodessional Ryder when they're trying to make their perfect military husbando, who always has the slicked back with shaved sides hairstyle, they dream about fucking
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>>179791726
I played largely as an emotional / professional Ryder once and it tended to make sense generally. I'd imagine logical / professional would make you sound borderline autistic though.
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>another thread
>still no vorcha LIs
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>>179792026
Logical/Professional Scooter is Conrad Verner tier of Shepard-like behavior. Especially with this "always high" voice.
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>>179780605
>re porthing mastur rayce
hughmon heer y wud u doo zat?
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>>179792297
Harsh
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>>>/v/380568595
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>>179699959

>A drink is just a drink.
>You drink it until you get drunk, then keep drinking until you're sober again.

>Or so you thought.

>Walking down to your table, two beers in hand, you pass a trio of patrolmen from the 2-7, giving them a nod of acknowledgement.
>You place the dextro glass before your seated partner before taking your own.
>Glowing neon lights from the bar accentuate the right side of her face, particularly her mandible and angled cheekplate, while leaving the left side in near darkness.
>She expresses her gratitude. Without another word, you lightly grip glass and stare off into the liquid, watching the delicate bubbles rise and become lost among the fluffy cap of the drink.
>After a long silence, she begins to speak, her volume low and tone soft.
>She recounts her days in boot camp where she learned the most valuable lesson of her life.

>"The partner's responsibility to the other goes beyond the field."
>She asks about what's bothering you
.
>Ah, now's she's assuming too much.
>A rookie mistake.

>You can't blame her; she's only a junior detective and you've only been acquainted with her for only a couple of weeks.

(1/2)
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>>179795216
(2/2)

>You describe the general details of your life to her.
>Only child, military family, parents gone for months at a time, served as a sniper in the armed forces.
>You grew used to working and being alone. Nobody to hold your hand through thick and thin, the bad and the good times.

>Solitude was your only companion.

>You explain that nothing is really wrong, that being reclusive is how you normally function.
>She bows her head in understanding.
>A wave of emotion impacts you as you realize that she is the first person to display genuine concern for your well being. It nearly knocks the air out of your lungs.
>Before she can apologize for assuming, you thank her.
>You can make out her eyes darting around, from object to object, until they come to rest, looking directly at yours.
>"If you ever need anything, Loo..."
>She trails off, her sentence interrupted by your hand suddenly resting in her palm.
>Her mandibles twitch a little before spreading out, gaze fixed on your hand. She doesn't pull back.
>You give her hand a squeeze.
>She looks back at you, then closes her hand.

>Sometimes a drink is just a drink.
>But with her, it's much more.

That's probably it for this story, no more followups unless I think of some other stuff I can write about. I had some trouble coming up with content for this one, so it may be subpar. Nevertheless, feedback is extremely appreciated. Thanks in advance, /meg/.
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>>179795216
>>179795314
Glad to see you did make a followup and did very well by it too. It would be too bad if there weren't more with these characters as the greentexts seem a bit preliminary, but they can stand on their own, as they are, all the same. I hope you write more for us either way.
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Anyone else moderately pissed that you can't romance SAM? Objectively speaking, he's the only one that's good enough for Ryder
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>>179795216
>>179795314
That's good shit anon.
Don't feel pressured to create. Still,
though, I think you've got a knack for it.
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bampu
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I would like to apologize for some things I posted in the previous thread while I was intoxicated.
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>>179799856
same
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Why are turians so sexy, male or female?
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>>179800654
spoiler: they aren't
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>>179795216
>>179795314
Good stuff as always, anon. Looking forward to whatever you decide to write next.
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Dedy
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I didn't give you permission to die
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>>179804092
https://youtu.be/1m6--1CPf0w

We've had a good ride.
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The Destroyer in ME3 multiplayer also had a shoulder-mounted weapon. Although, that was a single missile launcher, I think, not a grenade launcher firing small rocket-propelled grenades.

>>179804092

Yup.
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>>179804495
gotham isn't in ashes yet
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>>179805148
DO YOU WANT IT TO BE?
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>>179805236
they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
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Here's Neill Blomkamp's new short film.
>https://youtu.be/VjQ2t_yNHQs
I think it's pretty cool. Obviously, the CGI doesn't look perfect, but it's alright.
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Reminder that Femshep is Bestshep and Liara is best waifu.
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>>179807062
go to sleep, autist
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>>179807275

Don't respond to him.
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>>179807492
>him
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Your waifu is fucking SHIT.
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>>179807492
it doesn't matter if you respond to him or not. we've learned that lesson for the last year or so.
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>>179808075
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>>179808352
pretty cute
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>page 9 surfing
how I missed it
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Do you think Scott and Vetra would adopt both a turian and a human child whose parents were lost during the arrival in Andromeda?
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https://imgur.com/Zs9OscZ
>Jaal loves Sara!
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>>179808352
This strumpet? She's the only waifu in the original trilogy who can give you human children. Chew on that.
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>>179813841
I think Vetra has had her fill of rasing kids after the whole Sid debacle. I could see Scoot being a father figure to Sid but I'm pretty sure adoption is out of the question.
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>>179814387
remove immediatelly, Jaal is for the meat grinder only!
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>>179814716
Jaal is for Sara's loving embrace only!
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>>179813841
Why not Hurians?
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Latexfu soon!
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>>179814458
Kelly?
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to this day this still makes me mad we don't have a scene for vetra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5waeCv5lk&feature=youtu.be
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>>179815718
Cloaca fags are the worst
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>>179814458
Wait a sec, was Ashley infertile or something?
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>>179815718
>FADE TO BLACK
makes me happy to see you fags mad
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>>179818230

No, he's just forgetting her or assuming she's dead.
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>>179815181
No such thing
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>>179814458
What if Shepard is infertile? Pretty sure the IM didn't make the Lazarus team put much effort in making sure he can make babies.
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>>179818230
She's a man, baby
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>>179819853
Tim said they needed the real Commander Shepard, the true Commander Shepard, without any additives or outside tinkering. They needed him to be the best. Shep can't truly be Shep unless he's thinking with his dick, which is an inherently reproductive instinct.
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>>179819529
That's cause you're not a forward thinker.
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>>179795216
>>179795314
Very nice, thanks. I think you've got talent.
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>>179815718
I'm also mad that Gil didn't get his either despite already having it in the game just hidden during the fade to black. I let it slide because I fingered they just didn't want to show anything with two dude to not offend to straight dudes but then the wholes Jaal thing happened and I'm still mad
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>>179824706
>fingered
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>>179815181
Because we want the children to have a stable life, not be ridiculed by their peers.
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>>179824706
Jaal is okay because he's alien, and who isn't gay for the angara?
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>We will never get a MP Architect fight
Feels bad Senpai.
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>>179827013
Dammit Scoot. Why did you have to get ruined by Jaal?
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We all know that human and quarian bitches who are enslaved by BTs get turned into sex slaves and foamed ons, but what do they do with femturs?
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>>179827679
>Dammit Jaal. Why did you have to get ruined by Scott?
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>>179827013
God, that pube """beard,""" why would you ever play as default scoot
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>>179824706
Daily reminder to not bring up Gil when Vetrafags are in sorrow.
Vetra got:
>6 flirt options while making the rounds, the 6th results in a cheek kiss. She takes longer to lock-in.
>3 other romance conversations; "Spiky Girlfriend" on Aya, "Looking up my girl" on the Nexus, and the home conversation on Meridian.
>A romanced Vetra gets a hand hold and a lock-in kiss on Kadara during her rock climbing mission. One quick kiss by Ryder, followed by a kiss from Vetra, in which the camera is already panning to the sky. Can't see it.
>Her "sex scene". Steak scene, which leads to a hug or hand hold followed by Vetra leading Ryder to bed. Fade to black. Only kissing noises during black screen. Nothing after.

Gil got:
>4 flirt options while making the rounds
>3 other romance conversations; During poker, "Don't ever change" on Meridian, and the be safer for our future baby conversation on the Tempest.
>A romanced Gil gets a kiss on Eos during his mission to meet Jill, followed by a lock-in. This kiss lasts a bit longer. And there's the "Gil's my boy" hand hold.
>His sex scene starts with making out against the wall, followed by the talk on the bed, followed by making out on the bed. Fade to nude afterglow scene.
>The talk of raising a kid together. The first child with a LI in the whole ME series. Option to agree to do it or not.
>Unique dialogue, entering a conversation on the Tempest, for a romanced Gil; "Hey good lookin'."
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>>179827887
They use femtur carapace as shrapnel in bombs.
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So dead, so typical, so familiar. How are you doing, meg?
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>>179828929
I mean, you also have to take note that Gil has Jill ruining the entire thing
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>Andromeda
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>>179831001
I'm alive still, so there's that.
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>>179831118
What are a few examples of write faggotry that meg would be interested in to read?
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>>179831116
A decent game that could've been much better

Also
>Shepard being disappointed when his last game was far from good
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>>179831116
poor Liara
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>>179831382
It is less disappointing than 3, but I find the multiplayer significantly less fun, though that is probably because I can't get any of the really fun, broken characters.

Stop giving me Asari Infiltrators, nobody likes them!
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>>179831245
Anything quarian because DLC never.
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>>179831382
Overall, I enjoyed ME3 much more. The ending was hot garbage, but the journey itself wasn't that bad and it had some genuinely great moments.
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>>179831090
I mean, you also have to take note that most people don't bitch and moan at every plot point they don't like 100%. Some Vetrafags don't like Sid in the same way. Also, we couldn't find Vetra's lamp for her. I'm comparing actual content.
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>>179831558
Andromeda's MP is boring because everyone is just using the base set of Ryder's usable skills with a different set. ME3MP had unique abilities and actions like the Geth Juggernaut's shield drain, or any of the N7 operatives
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>>179831382
>his last game was far from good
You know, people here were swearing up and down that ME3 was the best game int he series and the ending complaints were overblown by a loud minority. Now we're back to bashing ME3 and nobody bats an eye.

>>179831673
>Overall, I enjoyed ME3 much more
For me, it is by far the worst game in the franchise. As bad as Andromeda is, I knew what we were getting right out front. Bioware was pretty public with it and with the early access one week prior to release, we were overflown with Andromeda memes. ME3 was downright insulting to the people that supported it through the years.

tl;dr while Andromeda was a joke, ME3 was an insult
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>>179831673
This desu. The difference in quality between the entire Tuchanka arc and Priority: Earth is staggering. ME3 was a good game that was ruined by the last 30 minutes of deus ex machina faggotry.
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>>179831001
At work, dealing with being the mediator between two very pissed off friends via cell phone conversations, and posting here. Life's great!
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>>179828929

>that forced happy tone from Gil when he says he's going to be a dad
>that abject agony and sorrow visible in his eyes when he talks about deciding what to name the kid
>that utter thirst in his soul as he looks at Scoot and wonders what could have been
>that barely-repressed salt that he was talked into being a hetero breeder for some bitch by his secret mancrush, who will happily elope with the waifu he'd spent the whole mission courting in front of him

Truly, no one in Andromeda is more cucked.
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Gil's just a shit, anon.

>>179832145
The biggest insult was the "there won't just be A, B, or C endings."
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>>179832775
It's a good thing I chose to make his dreams come true
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>>179831937
Remember when Annihilation Field was God Tier and the N7 fury was best girl?

What happened to good characters like that?
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>liara_stacking_cups.webm

Edmonton is great.
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>>179827887
varren food
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So I never got the movie scene. What gives?
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>>179835530
Did you do the related quest and talk to Liam?
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>>179836596
I downloaded the thing he needed and spoke to him after. Nothing else ever came up.
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>>179836878
It's probably on hold
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>>179837037
I just beat the game. I was thinking maybe it would end with it, but it was never brought up again.
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>>179837223
talk to suvi a couple of times
shes gonna want snacks
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>>179837223
Also, you trigger the scene by going to the couch in the captain's quarters.
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>>179837382
>>179838772
I'll do that, thnx
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>>179839206
Just check your Journal. It should be there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-IgxcTskg0
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>>179841990
Canon
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>>179841990
Just reinforced my negative opinion on romances. Bioware can't write them for shit, so why not just fucking leave them out? would have made a better game, especially considering how much time they wasted on them.
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>>179842573
The romances are fine. The problem here was that Jaal was incredibly forced because people kept bitching about not having the option there. It's really bad with Scott
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>>179842573
The romances were the best part of the game as far as writing goes. Almost feels like they had a different team on it.
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>>179841990
It will always be rape.
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>>179843000
>devs make every LI bi
>people complain that that's unrealistic and stupid
>devs don't male every LI bi
>people complain about to little player choices
Seems like they can't win...
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>>179843667
No. The complaint around Jaal was the fact that there wasn't a gay squadmate.
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>>179843667
They can't. Romances were a mistake.
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>>179843276
no, that just shows how much time, work and thought they put into it and how much time, work and thought they put into the rest of the game. they concentrated a lot of their resources into the romances and consequently neglected the rest of the story.
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>>179843667
You can win by not making romances. But it requires a good plot, which, unfortunately, ME never had.
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>>179843869

I thought that was a fembat in a cute dress.
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>>179844084
Rude.
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>>179843891
I don't buy it. Romances are a short part of the game and once you're done everything with them that's it. As far as I know, once you beat the game it almost feels like Ryder isn't in a relationship anymore because it all goes back to generic dialogue, with only Gil's the only one I know of with unique dialogue bringing up tiger relationship
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>>179844084
Same, but then I opened the thumbnail and stared into the abyss.
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>>179844289
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>>179844745
>>179844289
>>179843869

I wish we got more outfits for the races
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>>179844982
BIOWARE LAZY
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>>179844067
I unironically love the plot in ME1.
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>>179845301
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>>179845301
That's pretty neat
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>watching Discovery channel
>some show about a wild dog
>narrator sounds familiar
>It's Kaidan Fucking Alenko
Hah
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>>179845597
>>179845582
Not all tumblr art is complete shit
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>>179845458
it gets a bit sketchy when you think of the beacon. why did saren want it in the first place? it stands to reason he would have accomplished the same if he had just outright entered the council tower while his fleet acted as a diversion.
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>>179845839
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>>179845301
>covers the eyes, but not the whole head

What is that, the opposite of a nun. Looks petty dumb.
>biotics let me see

>>179845813
>watched the Crackdown 3 gameplay
>Bring the pain, Agent.
>the Codex voice is back

Nice.
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>Bioware will never lets us go in a date with our LIs
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>>179846182
/meg/ post some NICE art. I need to fill my ME folder.
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>>179847393
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>>179847393
I don't have any
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>ywn use a pumice stone to scrub away the burrs and scars from your vorcha bf's hide
>ywn tease your vorcha bf with strips of bacon
>ywn have wild bloody biting-and-scratching sex with your vorcha bf
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>>179847393
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>>179845971
Didn't he need the beacon to find the conduit? Then he had to fuck around on Vermire so he could strengthen his army with clone Krogan.
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>>179848467
no
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>>179848467
I SAID NICE
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>>179847393
Looks like resurrecting /meg/ is impossible. RIP
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I'm doing my first continuous trilogy run and I'm completely stumped at choosing between Tali, Kelly, and Miranda.

I procrastinated choosing by doing every single loyalty mission and some sidequests, but now that they're all done I just have the mission to go get the IFF left, and I can't talk to Miranda or Tali without them each spilling their spaghetti.

If you went with them do Kelly and Miranda get enough screen time in 3 for it to be worth it since they aren't squadmates any more?
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>>179849617
Tali's romance is very dramatic and plays into the storyline quite well in my opinion. Miranda is barely present in ME3 so it makes for a bit of a bland run. Kelly, I never fucked with, so that's uncharted waters for me. Can't imagine it's too fleshed out, though.
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>>179849617
>choosing a waifu who can't/won't follow you into battle

*inhales*
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>>179849797
In ME1 the only squadmates I ever used were Tali and Garrus and I was annoyed that she wasn't an option since Liara's naivete and Ashley's REMOVE XENOS attitudes both grated on me.

But now in 2 there's TOO MANY options. Tali, Miranda, Kelly, and Samara are all appealing, which is hilarious compared to DA:I and ME:A where the squadmates are okay to downright irksome .

Garrus is my Shepard's greatest friend and I want him to be happy, so him pairing up with the quarian is far from a bad outcome, but I'd rather not commit to someone in 2 who ends up with five minutes max screen time in 3 like how Ashley just pops in for one scene in 2 then sends a damn email.
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>>179850552
I would not go with Ashley or Miri then. Like I posted earlier, she's an afterthought in 3, which is too bad because it's in 3 that she's the most interesting. And Ashley is RELENTLESS with the guilt tripping over the Cerberus shit. You have to tell her "Yeah, it's really me" like five or six times before she chills out. And even then she gives you that side eye.

Samara is a great pairing for Shep because she's basically him, but more strict. And professionally they're more or less equals, so she ends up being a figure Shep can both confide in and go to for guidance. But sadly she is not romanceable. She's been fighting and fucking across the stars for hundreds of years, so she's transcended the need for human dick. If you pursue it, the most you get is a "Oh that's nice, but no."

Garrus and Tali are the best NPC couple, but Tali's missions in 2 and 3 are much better with her as a love interest.
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Can we all agree Jacob is the most boring character in the series? I can't think of a more forgettable squadmate.
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>>179850552

you could always fuck Miranda and then have her die in the suicide mission, there's a whole chart to consult if you want to lose certain people certain ways
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>haven't encountered a single anti-angara person
Why must Ryder be alone?
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>>179851174
His loyalty mission was a really cool premise that went fucking nowhere.

They could have spent ten minutes of just Shepard and the rest of the crew gawking at what a massive fucking piece of human garbage his father was.

The whole "forcibly braindrained harem and lord of the flies feral society" shit was honestly despicable and everyone involved just sort of tiptoed around how massively fucked up it was.

If you had a female squad member in your party they should have just straight up shot him once you reached him

Oh and he's a Vanguard without Charge so he's fucking lame right out the gate
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>>179851371
I want everyone to survive, I'm just annoyed that Miri isn't a squad mate in ME3 so I feel like it's kind of a waste to choose her.
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>>179851692
Definitely one of the darker Mass Effect subplots. That, and the Batarians getting basically genocided by the Alliance during the early days of the Reaper's invasion. The derelict Reaper mission is pretty spooky, too.
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>>179852301

>"Turians don't like cold, Shepard. Did I ever tell you that?"

>from that point onward, endeavor to always bring a turian squadmate on a mission to a cold planet
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if there is a mass effect Andromeda 2 i hope they raise the stakes. because in this game the kett are minor annoyances
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>>179852642
Series is done, anon
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>>179852642
or hell i just thought about it
maybe in the quarian ark dlc have it that you get a new squad mate for the dlc and at the end you have to sacrifice him or the other squad mate to be exalted and you finish the dlc by fighting the newly form beast
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>Someone asked if there were any plans to add new races to Mass Effect: Andromeda, and the reply was "We don't like to talk about future content before it's ready, so we can't really answer that." (paraphrased from memory). It could just be me reaching, but that sounds like some new races are on the way in the future to me.
T-there's still hope.
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>>179853495
For what tho?
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>>179853796
Future's future future.
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>>179853495
They're hush hush about it, but they'll keep teasing it in multiplayer updates.
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>>179854072
>the ark's saving will be off-screen
>you'll only get some quarians, drells and volus characters for MP
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>>179854321
but will the drell get a new outfit ???
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>>179854373
For $9.99
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>>179854373
NEVER
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>>179854493
Multiplayer DLC is free, you little shitter.
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>>179854585
Some things need to be changed sooner or later.
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>>179854662
>>179854801
Like your diapy?
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>>179854914
I still can't get used to red switches.
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>>179852860
>Andromeda
>DLC
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>>179856476
I hope Scott is looking out for her, I don't think she can swim yet
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>>179857430
She killed Scott and absorbed his abilities
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>>179857659
wrong game
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>>179857430
Rapey Scoot is looking for more angara to terrorize.
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tfw no mea 2 with a suicide mission so you can let liam handle the vents
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>>179858502
>almost gets Ryder killed
>almost let Nexus intel fall into enemy hands
I whisk every spaced him too. I'm glad everyone gives him shit about his fuck up. I bet Ryder"s LI would punch him clean across the face
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>>179858502
Just Liam?
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>>179858727
>I whisk every spaced him too
mobile-poster-with-auto-correction-on please
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>>179858964
you can only send one into the vents :(
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>>179858502
>implying Liam would even be a squadmate in the sequel
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why are there so many mass effect threads

anyway

I haven't played the series since ME3 and I'm looking to get back into it even though most of my friends are desperately trying to convince me not to (even though they themselves actually have played andromeda). seriously it's gotten so bad a friend managed to piss me off and calling me names

so, sjw infestation, homo eroticism and white cuckoldry aside, does andromeda retain most of the ME3 feel? I feel like the combat and atmosphere was really well done
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>>179860081
>ME3
shit, it's ME2. I haven't played since ME2
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>>179860081
Best combat of the series, so most similar to ME3's, while the open world exploration is most like ME1.
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>>179860081
If your friend is calling you names and pissing you off based on your vidya choices it may be time for a new friend.
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>>179861670
>KL
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which version is better
https://youtu.be/8M7-5JpJ7_E
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-IgxcTskg0
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>>179862579
you meant "which version is less horrible" right?
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>>179862785
thats the one
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>>179862579
>unironically filming this shitty parody
What are you doing with your life, mate?
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>>179863086
not downloading some one elses play though
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>>179863175
What for?
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>>179863268
so you don't have to play that bull shit
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>>179863336
Isn't drowning gif enough to stop people from this mistake?
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>>179862579
holy shit this makes me want to vomit. i'm so glad this series got shelved.
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>>179862579
Stop posting rape.
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>>179862579
The latter. The first one is disgusting and pisses me off more than make me laugh
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>>179862579
Andromeda is so fucking shit. I can't believe they thought this tripe was good.
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>>179869847
It's good with Sara, but it's so shit with Scott because it looks really awkward and uncomfortable. Justice against the fags who wanted bi Jaal
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Night!
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Quarian ark DLC when? :(
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>>179870869
hopefully never
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>>179870949
Don't you want more ME:A?
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>>179871016
fuck no
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>>179871603
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>>179870551
night Curiosity
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>>179871851
Andromeda is shit and even I, being a man who strives to give the benefit of the doubt and see other people's perspectives, am convinced that all who legitimately enjoyed Andromeda beyond mere "squandered potential" and "Stockholm Syndrome" are legit retarded. There is nothing good about this game.

Go replay the original trilogy. That's what I'm doing.
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>>179872578
And yes, that means Vetra you femtur fags that have completely subjugated the general.

She is a shit character. Her sister is a shit character. The romance with her is a shit.

>o reeder you like spikey gurls dont yu? OwO
>oh yis ur fery tall <3

It's shit. And before you say I hate turians, I speak as a guy who believes that the Garrus romance is the best femshep romance in the orig-trig.
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>>179872823
Hey man, that's just like, your opinion, man, which you absolutely have a right to and I completely respect that.
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>>179870869
End of June maybe. That's when the related novel will be released.
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>>179872994
Thanks dude. I was not expecting a civil response.

Enjoy your waifu, even if he/she is from Andromeda
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>>179870186
>fags
You mean fujos.
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>>179872578
>>179872823
Five star posts.
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>>179873256
Both really. Fags didn't really complain about anything else
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>>179872578
>>179872823
As a Vetrafag, I also respect your blog post, and your right to post one.
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>>179873661
Nice!

>>179873909
Degenerate.
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>>179874001
>Degenerate.
Yup, don't even get me started on what I'd want her to do with those talons.
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>>179874440
>>179873909
Guy who did the blogpost/rant, what is it about Vetra that holds a place in your heart?

What is it about her character that clicks with you? Curious, I legit want to know so I can understand the Vetra phenomenon better.
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>>179874730
Stop this, Garrus is for missiles ONLY.
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>>179875050
Delit dis
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>>179874730
I wasn't ranting. I think that most people who don't romance her tend to not see much in her, because a lot of her character was locked behind the romance, and she has the least amount of content amongst the squadmates by a mile already. She's a real sweetheart if you do romance her, though. It also doesn't hurt that I have a thing for turians, though.
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>>179875361
Oh no dude, I was the one doing the ranting >>179872823

Reading comprehension is wonky I guess.

So, she's sweet in what way?
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>>179875502
Oh, I thought you were addressing me with "Guy who did the blogpost/rant,... in your heart?" Maybe you should've used here after rant.
Anyway, I started flirting with her because she was turian and I liked her voice. The first flirt option is about Ryder liking her intensity. I also like intensity in a woman. But the main thing that draws me is that she has a hard exterior, and a soft exterior. The best example of how much of a sweetheart she is would be to watch her "sex" scene, where she tries to do something nice for Ryder for once, and fails horribly.
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>>179875502
Not that guy, but I am an unabashed xenophile. Jaal and Peebee were too human-esque, all the other romances WERE humans, romancing Best Boy wasn't an option, and since Bioware didn't see fit to give us a Vorcha LI this time around, that left one romance available. Turians fit the bill because they're different enough to appeal to my xeno fetish, but still draw enough upon relatable archetypes so it's not TOO out-there.

Also I'm a sucker for tall stronk tough characters falling into the cheesy awkward lovey-dovey type shit. That shit is my bread and butter on god.
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>>179876223
*soft interior
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>>179876253
So you went for Garrus or Vetra? Turians are 10/10 designs.
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>>179876492
Actually I went for Liara, but only in the third game. I somehow managed to go the first two games without triggering ANY of the romance options, except for turning down Liara of course.

Eventually I'll get around to doing a FShep playthrough and yeah, I'll probably go Garrus.
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>Page 9
Wew lads
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/meg/ is currently deader than it was a year ago.
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>>179878630
i wish bioware never created this franchise
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>>179854321
>2017
>still no elcor or hanar MP characters
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>>179878335
ded game
ded series
ded general
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>>179878630

No, it isn't.
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>>179879251
i was here, yes it is.
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>>179879287

No.
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>>179860778
Then play 3 first, obviously
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Is EA killing off the Mass Effect franchise?
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>>179879728
yes, but bioware has it's fair share on it
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>>179879728
They said no when someone asked them if they were going to kill it in their Earnings Call.
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>>179879728
It's "on hold", partially for bad reception of Andromeda, partially so EA has an excuse to overfund Bioware's upcoming Destiny clone.
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Is anyone else pissed that they changed the dialoge system? The Paragon/Renegade system was one of my favourite parts in the series.
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>>179876629
>without triggering ANY of the romance options
That's impossible. Most of the LIs throw themselves at Shepard's feet.
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>>179880930
On god my dude. The only one I ever had happen that I clearly remember presenting itself as an option was the Liara one in ME1, which I turned down. Unless I was oblivious.
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>>179880370
Yes.
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>>179880370
No. The Paragade system was awkward, renegade Shepard especially.

I think the new system works fine, especially with Ryder's preset personality
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>>179881650
You had to be. I kept flirting with LIs without even realizing it. Then I had to reject them.
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>>179882332
>especially with Ryder's preset personality
And you don't see a problem with this?
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>>179882332
What personality? Worthless teenager?
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>watching ProJared nuzlocke
>get about 12 minutes in where he's naming a Seadra
So THAT'S why it sounded familiar.

https://youtu.be/bke6bs-1yyU?list=PLO7ChEvlE6fcO8tMq7hhuf5qy1cwZyp6e&t=735
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Would Vetra be an AK or AR person?
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>>179883891
moist nugget
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>>179883587
Ryder's less serious than Shepard.
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>>179884002
Shepard's the serious space marine trope. That's his preset personality.
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>>179883965
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>>179883891
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>>179883891
Definitely an AR-18
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>tfw nobody brought an heirloom AK series rifle to Andromeda
>ywn address her with "Comrade Nyx"
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>>179884772
>ywn introduce the kett to some real fucking NATO
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>>179884842
you mean angara
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>>179884842
>ywn turn Aya into New Rhodesia with FALs
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>>179883891
AR. The AKM and its variants has been a shitty meme for the last forty or so years, there's a reason the Russians switched to the AK-74 with its smaller round.
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>>179884842
Modern weapons would logically be useless in the MEU and do very little to anyone with shielding (which is everyone).
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>>179885242
I'm well aware of that, friend, now let me use my imagination.
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mass effect guns are fucking dumb as fuck
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>>179885000
>ywn see Vetra in nothing but bush shorts and tackies
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>>179886262
same
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>>179880370
The paragon/renegade distinctions became really arbitrary in ME2 and 3. I'd like to see Alpha Protocol style options instead, also the new game+ options to make a replay more interesting.
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>>179884239
which works better for a serious story
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>page 10
Stay extra frosty, /meg/.
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Is fapping to femShep narcistic?
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>>179890034
>Is fapping to monster-porn narcistic?
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>>179890274
>2017
>not jerking it to deathclaw SFM
wew
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The carapace idea for turians doesn't make sense.

From what we've seen of their bodies they don't seem to have the set up to support a full body carapace, not in the actual shell form that the word means. Hell, we even see that they have moveable "lips" made of the material, and that's not how shells work. Instead it makes more sense that the "carapace" seems to function more like a callus, with parts more hardened and other parts more fleshy. This better supports a full bodied protection, as the skin would still be able to stretch and move.
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>>179890783
wouldn't they have to regularly shed the carapace while growing up, too?
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>>179890845
that too, yes, but that isn't really an all the time issue or something that flies in the face of what we can see of their bodies.

I also forgot to mention that if they did have a carapace or exosekelton as it's often said, the lotion vetra gets also wouldn't actually do anything. A callus, however, does get softer with lotion and moisturizers.
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>>179890783
The same though occured to me. A carapace is something rather unflexible you find for example on crustaceans, which has to be shed on a regular basis while growning up. However they appear to have scales like reptiles do, at least in their neck.

I imagine their "faceplate" to be similar to the material of an armadillos armoured shell, which is build up like a sandwich, in which only the outer layer is hardened by embeded minerals/metals, but the material beneath it is made from (dextro-) collagen rich fibres (Sharpey's fibres). This sandwich is surprisingly sturdy yet flexible. So i´d think Turians have these osteoderms instead of a real carapace. perhaps it´s just the wording that is wrong in that matter
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>>179892015
>perhaps it´s just the wording that is wrong in that matter
I think it's more that Bioware called it something not knowing what the word meant.
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>>179892079
they´re gamedesigners and programmers after all, i dont expect them to have a biologist around
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>>179892168
But wasn't the story and characters thought up by, you know, an actual author?
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>>179892268
who knows, what happened when they were invented, gotta watch the documentaries about it first. Perhaps the author got the names from other authors. This carapace thing reminded me of the Story of Darth Bane, who too acuired a carapace. Maybe the word just sounded nice. I for my part can just guess around. Maybe the turians were invented to be unflexible and their "facial" expressions are just an error or they were implemented, as some other designers thought it wouldnt be good if turians literally were stone faced. You see, many people work on such project and everyone has at least one opinion on how things should work.

The ME wiki doesnt help at all. However in some languages the description of the turian armour is changed into "exoskeleton like".
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>>179856476
>that n*pple poking through the bikini
>that underb**b

Dang!
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>>179894402
What the fuck are the asterisks for?
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>>179894431
censoring because it's very l*wd and se*ual
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>>179856476
>cutting out ASS
Bastard
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>>179894639
Is this some new meme you faggots are doing, like the foam shit?
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>>179894715
>new meme

Oh, wow, you must actually be new here.
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>>179894715
yeah, everything old is new again
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Somewhat dead.
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>>179896527
just like bioware
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Can we discuss the soundtrack? The new one had some good tracks in there but still felt lacking to me. The intro was doing fine but from there it just kind of fizzled out. Music on the planets and stations were too quiet, too ambient. It made everything feel more empty to me without something driving me in the background. Now it picked up in the priority ops and especially in the missions at the end of the game, those were where it most felt like I was playing a mass effect game instead of a generic space vidya. Also I wish they'd have carried over some of the iconic tracks from the original to make it feel connected, besides the map theme that can only be heard in the captains quarters.
But what was missing is the synth sounds from the previous installments. In the OT there's some synth featured either heavily or underlying in the soundtrack at nearly all times, at least in the first two games. I miss that sound, I don't know why they're moving further and further away from it when it set the scene so well. This trying to be "cinematic" sounding in every game is stupid to me, games are abandoning unique features because they want to be like the other kids on the block.
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>tfw playing with waifu's rock hard nipples.
>tfw cupping her tits and feeling those erect little nubs poking at your palm.
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>>179897241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3JEnymeAI

No other piece gives the chills.

STRINGS AND NON-ELECTRONIC INSTRUMENTS DO NOT BELONG IN SCIFI
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>>179899492
hey fuck you buddy, some of the best OSTs are scores in science fiction movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PQRpo2Wng
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>>179899742
No, fuck YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrmGnNo_DIU
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>>179899742
>not Klandathu Drop
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>>179899862

Uh, what?
>tfw I'll never smell Cora's suit
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>>179899870
>Klandathu
s this some Berenstain/Berenstein Bears shit? I could swear it's spelled Klendathu
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>>179899870
>>179899742
Yes it's good but you're not going to see that Basil Poledouris quality in a vidya, certainly not in mass effect. I'm still of the opinion it doesn't mesh well.
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>>179900345

I think it depends on the game itself, and what vision, inspiration or tone you're trying to set.
Mass Effect has a lot of synth because it was in part inspired by -70s and -80s sci-fi, but you're not going to use that kind of music for Halo.

I'd love to have more cello in sci-fi, it just has such a gorgeous sound.
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>>179899492
This is what I was going for, this is the style, the first game really did something right with the sound.
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>ywn feel Liara's soft body lying on yours
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>>179900691
Yes Halo and other games can pull off the string sound or a voiced soundtrack, while Mass Effect was known for synth. My problem is the series not staying musically consistent. It's these "new trilogy" entries trying too hard to be original so they forget that because they're a new installment of an existing franchise they still have to somehow bridge the gap, they need to have some carryover. Halo games had fantastic soundtracks that people thought were cool and iconic, but when Halo 4 came along the soundtrack was generic (whole game was low quality but), none of that chorus sound was there to make Halo feel like Halo. It's the same problem here, we're not getting this consistent synth sound in our face to say "you're playing a Mass Effect game, this atmosphere should make you think of mass effect" I know there is synth sound and electronic in the soundtrack, but it's so quiet and subdued that even on full volume I barely pick up on it.
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ME3 had the best soundtrack, come and fight me.
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>>179894715
>any of that
>new
not sure if newfag or baiting
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>>179901492

Actually listening to the soundtrack, it goes from okay to pretty good (I really like the main theme '117', which is funnily enough not composed by the main composer), but it just didn't have the same kind of memorable songs.

>https://youtu.be/RzIJV8XrCEI
It actually has some synth sounds, too.

I think Mass Effect went a bit too orchestral in ME2 and 3, especially the third game with the piano out of nowhere.
Deus Ex had a great main theme, too, which uses some Mass Effect-esque synth.
>https://youtu.be/Ns7fNPiNiNc
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>>179899742
>>179899870
based Basil Poledouris

>>179900345
Sadly.

>>179901731
ME1 had the best
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>>179900005

Uh, you might be right, actually.
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>>179901731
Why do you come to this conclusion?
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>>179902848
Depends on the Deus Ex game, the first one was pretty synth-heavy. the same composer did the Unreal and Unreal Tournament soundtracks too and you can quite hear a few similarities
Compare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1oxIrAX39M
to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBG1gTUJVUw
or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYwLZcxOtY
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aCK23DybdM
they both fit their respective games extremely well and with just a bit of adjustment, would probably work with Mass Effect, too.
I still don't get why they did that cookie cutter orchestral soundtrack for ME3, it just didn't fit.
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>>179901331
Why is life so cruel /meg/bros?
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>>179905912
because you actually bought a bioware game, fully knowing that they've never made a good game, and that you'd just be supporting them making more terrible shit.
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>>179900005
It's spelled with an e.
That anon is just retarded and doesn't know how to spell.
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>>179907145
>you actually bought a bioware game
>bought
nah
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>>179901331
G O O D
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>>179901331
My OT waifu days are over, but I hoped for proper waifus in ME:A
That must have been an important factor in their mediocre sales.
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>>179907853
I'm sure it had nothing to do with them putting out an irredeemably shitty game.
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>>179907992
There are more people that just took a look at the waifus and said "nah, nothing there for me" than you think. One of the reasons I didn't buy the game.
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>>179908162
and there are exponentially more people that saw the shitty animation, texturing, writing, cinematography and combat and said "Wow, this is garbage"
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>>179908264
yes, and?
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>>179908357
To say that waifu fags like you had much to do with anything is laughable.
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>>179908406
Mass Effect is a waifu game. Taking away the good looking waifus is taking away a core-mechanic of the game.
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>>179908576
>Mass Effect is a waifu game
Only to retards like you.
Go back to your shithole at the bioware forums faggot.
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>>179908576
>Mass Effect is a waifu game
How so? The romances were very much secondary and optional in the OT. Not everybody plays in order to sexually violate aliens.
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>>179908636
>I play Mass Effect for the story
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>>179908834
>baiting in a dead general
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>>179908906
What else is there? No waifus, no good story, no nothing.
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>>179907145
>implying Dragon Age Origins isn't objectivly good
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Commander
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>>179910638
Why won't you faggots just let your dead general die and stop taking up space?
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>>179910814
Why are you here?
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>>179910876
Your shit game ruined every other game and now the franchise is finally dead. It's time for you all to fuck off.
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>>179910979
Uh, I'm gonna need a stronger reason than one guys mental illness that prevents him from ignoring stuff that shouldn't affect his life otherwise.
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>>179910979
You didn't answer the question
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>>179910979
You first, faggot.
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>blue eyes
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>>179912463
what the fuck is that
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>>179912463
Her anatomy is fucked looking
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>>179910814
if your shit general (/bsg/?) got bumped off the board then you might consider it not being important enough.
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>"Reyes's romance is really bad because it's so racist. You have to kill a black woman to get with him"
>tfw I will never be able to beat this idiot up
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>>179914016
What the fuck.
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>>179912463

That neck looks broken.
>that warped titplate
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>>179914331
>letting him sacrifice himself tor monsters who don't deserve it
Idiot
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>>179912463
did they pick through the crater and restored what they found with cybernetics?
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>>179914016
is that from tumblr or BSN?
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>>179915387
The former
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>>179897241
I too liked the first soundtrack, the massive use of synth gave it a nice touch. The Soundtrack for the second one was nice too. There was more action in it, it felt more lively, for example the tracks for the Citadel. However on some occasions i thought it would be a bit to much, like the soundtrack implied more action, than there was. Esp. the music boxes were quite annoying, as there wasnt really a relaxing sound.

I mean how can I enjoy private time with my favorite Turian ?
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>>179917680
>I mean how can I enjoy private time with my favorite Turian ?
check one of the many mass graves
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>>179914016
Maybe the poster is the racist one. They only see Sloane thru her race.
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>>179903457
Music was fitting the setting with Reaper invasion. Right mix between theatralic scores and calm and sad ones. The music made the game redeemable in that it got you emotionally invested in the game.

I like the music from ME1 too, especially the the main theme and the music from Noveria or the ending score.
ME2 had some decent music for example komadusters track from the Illium bar but was mediocre in other areas like the Omega combat score which just sounded totally out of place and not Mass Effect at all. Shadow Broker theme was good too but nothing else really stood out other than the Suicide Mission score. It was too generic.
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Arya T'Toke
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>>179919576
that´s not the mass effect i came for
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>We will never have another game starring Miranda's glorious ass
Andromeda was a mistake
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>>179920993
Speaking of which, I really liked the Club Afterlife music. Had the right mix between familiar club music from earth and synth. Also it nicely resembled the vibe of the Afterlife. Plus it was perfect for letting Shepard dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-cgC1UN9-A

In general i must say the club music in ME2 is better than in ME1. Choras nest, for example, hadn´t the same vibe. The ME2 were fitting for each location, wether it was Omega, Ilium or the citadel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATIFjrjXgNw
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>>179923528

I WANT MIRANDA'S HIGHPOLY MODEL
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So I have been replaying all the trilogy because I never saw the extended cut ending for ME3. Last time I touched ME3 was when it launched

As I replayed the trilogy a thought hit me, was there anyway that it could have ended that was not the end of organic life or the magical weapon we got? Because the only other option I can think off is that you find and track down the pinnacle of organic life (think Zerg or Tyranid) to combat the pinnacle of synthetic life
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>>179924285
>pinnacle of organic life
>pinnacle of evolution

These memes needs to stop.
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>>179924170
Like what? This one?
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>>179924676

No, I mean the original created in ZBrush. All the textured creases, for example, on the model in the game comes from a high-polygon model.
That model has everything has detail on the character as actual 3D mesh. A crease is an actual crease, not just a flat texture.

The model in the game is a low-poly model, where they've "scanned" the high-poly, and put those details as flat textures to save resources.

See attached image. Those creases at the knee go up and down in the 3D mesh.
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>>179925118
>That model has everything has detail

What the fuck?
Meant to write
*has all the details
before I had a stroke.
>tfw I can't edit a post
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Miranda is for Kai Leng ONLY.
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>>179924616
I didn't say I came up with anything good
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>>179927027

Kai Leng didn't stab Miranda, he fucked her.
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>>179927294
To death.
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>9

moving fast today.
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>>179927027
NO
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>>179927027
>Miranda is for Kai Leng ONLY.
Kai Leng is for cereal ONLY

>>179927294
Has he got a dick? Or does he pee out of a prosthetic?
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>>179928046
welp, it´s a friday, ppl are going out
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>>179928390
>ywn get fucked by Shepard
Why?
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>>179901331
>ywn cuck Liara with Jack ever again
Damn
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>>179930502
>mommy will never let you suckle on her titties
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>>179930186
I did that.

>>179930502
Why couldn't she be pretty? Autistic Sara looks better than her.
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>>179928390
>Ashley and Miranda

YES.
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Platinum next week!
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/meg/, rate each game in the series out of ten.

Mass Effect

Mass Effect 2

Mass Effect 3

Mass Effect: Andromeda
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>>179932045
>Mass Effect
8/10

>Mass Effect 2
9/10

>Mass Effect 3
6/10

>Mass Effect: Andromeda
7/10
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>>179932045
>Mass Effect
8/10

>Mass Effect 2
7/10

>Mass Effect 3
9/10

>Mass Effect: Andromeda
7/10
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>>179932045
>Mass Effect
7.5/10
Little weak on the game play
>Mass Effect 2
7/10
Better game play, but felt like too much filler
>Mass Effect 3
7.25/10
Even better game play, good multiplayer, but story has weaknesses and you can tell the product was missing something, hastily wrapped up.
>Andromeda
6.5/10
Soundtrack was weak, has the same rushed product feeling of 3, could've been more but it tried, multiplayer isn't too bad.
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>>179933354
>Mass Effect 3
>9/10
Explain.
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>>179933834
Actually no, don't explain. I've heard it all before and I'm not impressed.
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>>179876253
just curious, who is Best Boy?

is it avitus
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>>179931776
Anon this is lewd
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>>179934173
Kallo.

Avitus was definitely a close second, though.
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>>179934787

Sorry.
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>>179932045
>Mass Effect
8/10 probably nostalgia goggles are talking

>Mass Effect 2
8.5/10 pretty much does the job of a sequel, familiar to the previous game but with big improvements. Mining sucks ass though.

>Mass Effect 3
7.5/10 Has the best gameplay, and multiplayer was neat, but was clearly rushed in some places and gets a bit too pandery and winks at the audience too much at times.

>Mass Effect: Andromeda
5/10 shitstorm about the terrible models and animations aside, this entry in the series felt really forced and the magic just isn't there. Also has the worst writing, dialogue, and acting in the series
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>>179936097
Something's really off
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>>179936151
>gets a bit too pandery and winks at the audience too much at times.

Explain?
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>>179932045
ME: 8 / 10
ME2: 7 / 10(perhaps lower because of the fucking combat and leveling system)
ME3: 6 / 10(maybe? Haven't played it since release. I felt there were a lot of questionable decisions made in both plot and gameplay. But the parts they got right, they got RIGHT. I'll have to replay it since I barely remember anything.)

MEA: either 3 or 4 / 10
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>>179936530
>I AM GARRUS VAKARIAN, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE MEME ON THE CITADEL
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>>179932615
>>179933354
>>179933752
>>179936151
>>179938291
I was going to do a retrospective on the Mass Effect series for the sole purpose of being able to get my opinion out there so I can feel satisfied that no one will listen to it.

Can you guys describe what you loved and hated about each game? That is, in terms of characters, plot(and its pacing, structure, ect), worldbuilding and so on, and how those things evolved for the better(or worse)?

I'm going to spew my own opinions, but I want to be able to address the opinions of the... community? Or whatever it's called? So that I can either agree with you or shit on your opinions.

Just tell me what, in your opinion, are the best and worst parts of all three mass effect games.
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>>179938291
>I'll have to replay it since I barely remember anything
do yourself a favor and don't do it.
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>>179939440
Nah man, this time it'll be fine. Imma install the Happy Ending mod and head canon the rest of it.

It is the only way.
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>>179938291
one thing i disliked about me 2 was jacks intro. she took out 3 mechs no problem but then was unable to do that for the rest of the game
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>>179938589
Fuck you that was funny
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>>179932045
>Mass Effect
9/10

>Mass Effect 2
8/10

>Mass Effect 3
6/10

>Mass Effect: Andromeda
7/10
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>>179932045
> Mass Effect
7/10

> Mass Effect 2
9/10
>>
>me2
>good

when will this meme end?
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>>179939610
>install happy ending mod
jesus f christ it's cancerous
just do what any rational player does

>play until you meet miranda
>play through citadel dlc
>end after the party
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>>179936175
there are freshwater and saltwater fish in the same tank ?
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>>179940437
you're saying it like it is a great game until then, but it's already shit at that point.
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>>179940165
>Andromeda higher than ME3

I didn't know this amount of shit taste was possible
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>>179940437
How cancerous is it? I, myself am pretty cancerous too as I whole heartedly believe the Indoctrination Theory. It just makes sense, even if it wasn't intended.
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>>179932615
>>179933354
>>179933752
>>179940165
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>>179940717
I would've take even more points for the ending and KL, but fuck it.
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>>179939371
Please reply I need to know where my opinion stands amongst the general consensus.
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>>179940969
worst part is the downgrade jack got after recruiting her
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>>179939371
>Can you guys describe what you loved and hated about each game?
I would but 4chan's limits are excruciating to deal with. It's just not the best place to have such a discussion.
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>>179940748
>I whole heartedly believe the Indoctrination Theory. It just makes sense, even if it wasn't intended.
>>
@179940293
Nope. No (You)s here.
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>>179941075
You telling me that Shepard being in the presence of Reaper tech and Reaper-influenced people for three or four years and there's no chance that the Reapers got into his/her noggin even a little?
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>>179940632
point me where i said it's a great game

>>179940748
>Indoctrination Theory
well you can't get more fucking delusional from that

mehem has shit voice acting and animations yes it's a fan made mod that would never compare to a AAA studio
it's been three fucking years, just get over the shit

>head canon the rest of it
then headcanon the complete ending
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>>179939371
I found the skill-system in ME a bit overly complicated, there were so many options and yet most improvements only added a small bonus. The skill system was streamlined in ME2. Also i liked it , that they got rid of the weapons mods. it was a bit overly complicated in ME, however you had more diversity in your arsenal. What ME2 did, where munition types were special powers, was actually a good idea in my opinion.
A plus was the rich environment, esp. the citadel, where you could move through the market place or the presidium and got to see so much of that world. however sometimes it became a bit much, as there were quite a lot of barren areas and moving took quite some time.
A bit more interaction between the NPC´s would be splendid. I loved , that in ME2 there was so much interaction between the NPCs , be it verbal or gestures only.
Another thing i like is the rich universe that was build around the game, all the info makes it deeper and more believable and it shows us, that the designers put a lot of thought into it.
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>>179941260
>it's been three fucking years
Try five.
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>>179940293
when ME:A2 gets better than the current best game of the series
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>>179941260
>three years
Sara is my tutor in maths
>she's autistic so she's basically a computer
>>
>people discounting IT

I thought this thread was intelligent..
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>>179939371
>Just tell me what, in your opinion, are the best and worst parts of all three mass effect games.

1 had the best story and did a good job at setting up the universe, but the gameplay was mostly bad and the whole thing has this weird sterility to it that kept from getting too involved.

2 I think is the most overrated entry in the series by far. Its story is absolutely awful on every level (Shamus, smudboy, and many others have talked extensively about it, and I mostly agree with them) and it shat all over much of the established lore. In particular, that you're railroaded into sucking Cerberus's dick makes Shepard look like a complete putz. The gameplay is better than in 1, but it removes a lot of what made 1 even somewhat unique, so it just ends up being a clunkier-than-average TPS of mostly average quality with linear levels and medium enemy variety. People often praise the characters, but I found 8/12 of them to be insufferable to bland, and the cast overall to be a bunch of unlikable cliches. It doesn't help that they don't talk to each other at all and barely talk period outside of expositing their exaggerated backstories (except for Mordin, Tali, and Legion). Also everything is streamlined as fuck.

3 is the first game that had what I'd call genuinely good gameplay, with tons of enemy and weapon variety and a good balance of customization vs linearity and squadmate usefulness vs uselessness. The story was mostly stock with some really bad moments, which is worse than 1 but better than 2, which was nothing but bad moments. The characters are miles ahead of 2 or 1, all are decently likable and they have a lot of good interactions. Overall ME3 probably has the lowest lows of the series, but it also has the highest points such as the best conclusions of the Rannoch and Tuchanka arcs, so it's probably my favorite one. Its DLC was also the best, and it introduced MP, which was so entertaining and hit with so many free updates that its still active.
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>>179941069
Feel free to give me bullet points.

>>179941325
Duly noted. Thanks! I dont necessarily agree with the combat changes, but I can see why people think they're an improvementBut they would be WRONG.

Although I do agree that it could get overwhelming with all the weapon mods in the first game, and sometimes they were a bit superfluous, but I liked it. It gave a little extra Oomph and it tied into some interesting lore(competing weapons manufacturers in a constant research race with each other).

>>179941656
So, not a fan of ME2, eh? And you qouted "Shamus" and "Smudboy" as ahving videos on the topic? I'll look 'em up after the documentaries, thanks.

Speaking of, ME1 has a making-of documentary, doesnt it? Is it on youtube?
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>EA fucked over ME by putting the real BW to work on Anthem
>Anthem saves BW from being maxis'd by EA
>ME is forgotten
>Anthem 2 is announced

>ME:A2 announced in 2023
>nobody cares
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>>179941260
>you are saying it LIKE
>point me to where I say it
>conjecture in use
Language isn't your strong point, eh?
>inb4 I'm an English teacher
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>>179942000
>/meg/ is still there
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>>179941923
>Feel free to give me bullet points.
ME1 is basically the Baldur's Gate 1 of the franchise. Introductory, basic, still shaping, but sets a great tone and atmosphere, lots of stuff to explore and become familiar with.

ME2 is more like BG2, in the sense that it is an update, more emphasis on characters, but the plot is more NWN OC. Serviceable but nothing grand.

ME3 we expected Throne of Bhaal, got Siege of Dragonspear instear.
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>>179942207
>Language isn't your strong point, eh?
>posting on an asian hemp rope website
m8 what did you expect?
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>>179941656
cont.

Andromeda has the obvious problems of the glitches, facial animations, and general lack of polish dragging it down (note I'm talking about the post-patch version, as that's the one I played first). Its story is stock and bland, but unlike ME2 I don't see enough issues to make me want to turn off the game every other story mission, so that's something (it helps that the small scale/setting of the game automatically solves most of the plotholes it would have had had it been like ME2). The gameplay is mostly better than 3's, with particular credit to the characters being much more mobile, but it still comes with annoyances that I'm not sure why were even present. Like how you can't really order around squadmates anymore or swap their weapons, or how all the characters feel unnecessarily bullet spongey compared to 3. Most of the sidequests are boring, but I never saw that as an issue since you only have to do a few of them; my first playthrough was 40 hours (slightly longer than previous ME games) and I did all the Friends and Allies missions and got 100% viability on every world, whereas I've heard some people manage to drag this game to 80 hours with sidequests. Most of the squad characters occupied the same general position of "blandly pleasant", with Vetra probably being the best out of that group, Drack ascending beyond that group and being genuinely well-written, and Peebee being below that group by being easily as insufferable as most of ME2's cast. It's just overall okay, not too much to say about it other than that it feels like there was a lot of squandered potential and that I hope the next ME game tries to fix and build on this base rather than tossing everything out again.

As another anon noted, 4chan is a bad place to ask a question like this (and have any serious discussion in general), partly due to the character limits. But I hope that summed up my opinions in a clear and concise manner.
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>>179941923
>So, not a fan of ME2, eh? And you qouted "Shamus" and "Smudboy" as ahving videos on the topic? I'll look 'em up after the documentaries, thanks.

Shamus Young wrote a long retrospective on the series, smudboy is one of many people (probably the most known) who made a long series of videos on everything wrong with ME2. He also did smaller videos for each character in ME2. I don't agree with all of what they say and they're nicer to most of the characters than I am but I think they sum up the problems with 2's story pretty well. It would take too long to sum up everything wrong with 2's story here.

I don't hate 2; it was the first ME game I played and I've completed it 9 times. But I definitely think it's lacking in many areas. And that, in hindsight, it didn't really do anything better than 3.
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>>179943038
>it didn't really do anything better than 3.
How about the ending?
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>>179942000
Maybe Anthem will be good.
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>>179943515
>Maybe Anthem
I don't want to play Bioware's take on Destiny.
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>>179941923
>>179943038
also check out a video by Noah Gervais
he made a retrospective on the original trilogy back in 2014. Though the video might not be what you're looking for.

He also made a video about mass effect andromeda itself.

>>179943515
it's just 'EA presents: Destiny by EA'
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>>179943515
>Maybe Anthem will be good.
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>>179943613
>>179943646
I have never played Destiny, so I don't know.
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>>179943515
It'll be pretty but it'll be shallow and probably full of microtransactions or $120 worth of season pass bullshit
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>>179945178
kind of surprised EA hasn't released a game exactly like that already.
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>>179943467
I just lump that in as "story". And post-EC I don't think ME3's ending is as bad as several story elements in 2 like everything about Cerberus.
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>>179946874
It is a culmination of the ME2-Cerberus shit plot though and at the very least as strongly forced into the game as Cerberus already was in ME2. Hell, you kill more Cerberus enemies than Reaper ones if you don't count the ever-respawning enemies from the last mission.
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>>179948790
I hope you die
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>>179948790
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>>179831116
>that pic
Every OT fan whilst witnessing the abomination that was ME:A.

BioWare killed the ME Franchise for Anthem by devoting Edmonton to it and passing the franchise to SJW(led by a white hating indian developer), low experienced dev's at Montreal in a 5 year multi studio development hell cycle
.
It's a joke. There is literally nothing like ME in the market right now. They could have set it in the Milky Way still considering the fact less than 1% of the galaxy is explored and new species are discovered all the time and was even mentioned in ME3 when a new race decided to destroy all their space tech and cut ties with the Asari(who contacted them that same year) in the hopes the Reapers think they are medieval tier.

I hope Anthem flops. The fucking cunts.
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>>179948790
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>tfw no sales on DLC
>tfw bought ME1 during sale and completed it 100% with every thing done and every flavour dialogue and exploration taking just over 50 hours.
>Got ME2 deluxe in a free deal last year
>Just bought £21 of the remaining story DLC(I had 320 BW points from 2013 still in my balance) so Kasumi,Arrival,Lair and Overlord are now downloading.
>tfw bought ME3:Deluxe the other day
>tfw will have to pay £32 for the 3 story DLC's(Ashes is included in Deluxe) in ME3 when I get to it.
>just checked my BW account page and saw the huge list of registered game content for X360,PS3 and PC.
>tfw the ME OT still holds my wallet hostage.

But damn is it superior on PC than console. I can't believe I never made the jump at the time. Console is literally slideshow compared to it.
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>>179948790
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>>179949134
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>>179948790
https://fanfiction.net/s/12505483/2/

Pretty good Vetra/Scott fic that for some reason has been getting basically no attention (though due to the plot they've only been together for 1/5 chapters so far).
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>>179949992
why pay for the dlc? It's surprising simple to get away with
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>>179949134
Rude. At least it keeps /meg/ not dead.
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>>179951087
I'd rather /meg/ die than be filled with spam
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>>179948790
Nah, this is the best Human / Turian relationship.
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>>179951305
YES
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>>179949992
why are you doing this? why are you handing money to these criminals?
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>>179951587
>that pic

A fine addition to my collection.
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>>179951023
Really? Is it safe and easy? Where's the best place to find them?
>>179951593
I don't know. Maybe because I'm so used to being a legal game buyer.
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>>179950438
If I had to choose, I'd prefer this one. The writer really put some work into it, fantastic prose and choices of words, not use to that in a fan-fiction.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12490926/0/
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>>179951269
>posting "I hope you die", "kill yourself" or whatever edgy thing I can come up with isn't spam, however
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>>179901331
>tfw I will never...
EMBRACE ETERNITY
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>ywn have a one night embrace eternity
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>>179952257
>tfw no asari gf
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>>179952325
>one night
Ain't a gf, just a fling. I wouldn't take it with an asari past casual sex.
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>all this miranda posting
oh ho yes
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>biowares reposting this
Why am I not surprised.
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>>179954259
>Michael Gamble@GambleMike
>How long is 'dark night of the soul' *supposed* to last? Asking for a friend.
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So which was the more shitty game that came out of Bioware's well-used asshole?

Andromeda or Inquisition?
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>>179954980
Shadow Realms
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>>179951876
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>>179955498
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>>179951587
I wonder how foreign kissing is to Turians, I mean before humans joined the Asari were the only ones that could do it but even then that doesnt mean that they do. It could be a uniquely human thing

I know its not but I would imagine it would be weird for the Turian to be kissed
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>>179956463
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Any good new MT stories?
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>>179956492
I'm sure they have something similar they do to show affection. Maybe they rub their noses or mandibles together. They'll indulge their squishy partners in a kiss, though, and learn to find joy in the intimate experience.
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>>179932045
Mass Effect
>8/10
Mass Effect 2
>10/10
Mass Effect 3
>9/10 fuck youuuuuu
Mass Effect: Andromeda
>6/10
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Every day, I start up Andromeda and "flirt" with Peebee
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>>179932045
9/10

8/10

7/10

5/10
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>>179957702
Every day, I start up Andromeda and ask Gil how Jill is doing, then I come here to bitch about that third wheel birther.
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>>179957702
Why.
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>When Suvi brings up believing in a god your only options are to profess your love of Christ or go full Amazing Atheist on her
Why, Bioware?
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>>179958405
Are you who I think you are?
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>>179958760
>Christ
She doesn't mention Christianity at all. She's either a theist or a deist, and she never even clarifies that much. And you can say that you respectfully don't believe in a god, but that it's okay that she does. What's your point?
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>>179957702
do you kissu her tummy?
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>>179959260
Tired of Christers in games. Especially scientists.
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>>179959823
Cool, she's not a christian, turbotard.
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So is there hope for a SP DLC featuring the missing Quarian Ark(with Volus,Hanar and Drell allies) or was this all planned before the franchise was "put on ice"
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/810733/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-DLC-PS4-BioWare

>“[DATA: Raw signal transmission received by Remnant observatory. My analysis accounts for attempted auto-translation by Remnant systems and data fragmentation.
>“ANALYSIS: “…trying to boost the signal. Unknown if… tech seems to be helping even if we don’t know the… back to Keelah Si’yah. …way home.”]

To me it seems to be planned DLC that is now shelved due to the Montreal studio being axed and the franchise put on hold. Doubt we'll see another ME game till 2020 and hopefully with the Edmonton team. The team at Montreal themselves said they were expecting to begin work immediately on the direct sequel and the content team had begun their concept work when the axe fell on the studio.
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>>179960543
>SP DLC
No.

You'll get quarians in MP though, those models have been made already anyway.
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>>179960695
ME:A MP is shit.

ME3 MP is the tits. Still play it now.
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>>179958760
fucking this
in the first mass effect when ashley talks about religion you get like five options to respond with, now you're either a crusader or a fedora
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>>179932045
>Mass Effect
7.5/10(with DLC's 8)

>Mass Effect 2
9/10 (with DLC's 9.5)

>Mass Effect 3
8/10(with DLC's 9)

>Mass Effect: Andromeda
4/10. The potential was clearly there the development hell and lack of assets or experience ruined it. Now its come out EA forced them to release it early. Most of the work done in Andromeda happened in the last 18 months. That's it.

18 months. The game needed another 12 months but EA wouldn't give it. The studio didn't even have an overall manager. Plus Frostbite is shit for these types of games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYvJhe9dMtU

The franchise now needs a rethink and come back in a few years time.
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>>179958760
Ashley did that in ME1. There were a lot more choices.
>Agree and believe in God aswell
>Disagree militantly
>Tell her to keep it a secret "Don't ask, don't tell"
>Disagree but tell her, you respect her right to religious freedom
>Ask if she's crazy.
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>>179961936
ME1 had good writers, tho
>>
Conversation with Suvi:
I believe in a god <> I don't believe in a god
If you pick you believe; you have a conversation about god, I guess. Has 2 options afterwords, don't remember specifics.
If you pick you don't believe; Why do you, a scientist, believe in a divine power? <> Believe what you want to. Everyone's allowed their own believes.
That's 4 pathways.
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>>179962770
But you don't start the "don't believe" pathway with "I don't personally believe in God," you just tell her straight up that God doesn't exist and there's no evidence. It's hamfisted as hell.
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>>179963448
Yeah, Ryder says he doesn't believe a god could exist, with scientific knowledge. You know, explaining his non-belief? Then she gets a little defensive, and that's when you can say that you didn't mean any offense with the "Believe what you want to." option. Then they both go about their business, and SAM even makes a note, of you respectfully disagreeing with Suvi, in the codex. A healthy discussion between two adults.
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Reminder that Mac Walters hasn't tweeted anything since Andromeda released and that he probably killed himself.

https://twitter.com/macwalterslives
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>>179964095
He's just busy doing his 12th playthrough of romancing Peebee.
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>>179964204
Hell yeah!
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>>179964204
How. How can he look at PB, and think: "yeah, that's sexy"?
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>>179964541
same way people can look at naked jaal and go "i want that"
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>>179964541
How can YOU not look at this and be filled with lust?
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>>179964541
You have people in this thread that want to fuck birds, anon. Nothing should surprise you about human degeneracy!
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>>179964696
but at least turians don't have a case of baby face
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>>179964696
Raptors, and I resent that.
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>>179964696
>He doesn't want a spiky girlfriend
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>>179964680
>Are you hard?
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>>179964541
Same way people can look at a turian and think that
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>>179965109
Hey, buddy, are you feeling alright?
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>>179965228
I'm not trying to put a negative spin on it
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Jack is very angry!

How do you calm her down?
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>>179965275
let it past. after we recruit her she powers down like 90%
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>>179965275
Get her some water
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>>179965270
It's okay, anon. You're entitled to your opinion. I personally think they're cute, but to each his own.
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>>179965275
Suck her dick
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>>179965449
That's not TIM's clone or ME3 Ashley.
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>>179965275
Give her some juice!
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>>179965052
yes
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>>179965275
Hug her
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>>179966365
Uhm.. Jack is for fucking underneath Engineering, anon, NOT for hugging!
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>>179966529
*slaps*
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>>179966573
What are YOU doing here?
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>>179966573
fuck off /dag/
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>>179966529
The only person for fucking in a Engineering is Gil
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>>179966529
>>179966862
>Jack
>Gil
>not Tali
>>
Is it just me or are there some really stupid fucking choices in ME:A?

The first outpost you establish, they ask you if you want to send scientist or soldiers.

>"Well what happend to the first one?"
Well the Kett attacked and killed everyone.
>"How about the second one? How did that attempt go?"
Totally different. They were attacked by the Kett and almost everyone died.

So.. Should we sent a bunch of unarmed scientist? I'm sure the Angora would think that we are real fucking smart that way.
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>>179966962
Tali's a sweet girl, non. You treat her nice in Shepard's quarters.
Gil's a slut for Ryder
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The superior and only choice for fucking in Engineering.
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>>179967006
This time, the outpost has a Pathfinder and more prepared because now they know about the kett
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>>179967047
Way to make Gil a gay stereotype.
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>>179967194
Her ass is too powerful for mortal man to handle
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>>179967260
>implying Gil and Ryder aren't horny bastards that get it on every day anywhere they can
I bet you romanced Vetra for that sweet vanilla stuff with best girl. Pleb
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>>179967203

>Didn't know about the Kett

What the fuck did they think wiped out site 1, Vorcha?
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>>179965423
>water
She needs some milk.
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>>179967393
An unknown event
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>>179967379
>implying I'm a man
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>>179967756
>Vetra isn't bi
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>>179967487
Is this a sexual innuendo?
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>>179967379
I'd bet you their sex is anything but vanilla. Vetra's probably real kinky.
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>>179967814
>implying I wanna bone a female
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>>179967006
I wish you could designate which outposts would be scientific/military, instead of making them all one of those choices.
I wonder how the decision will matter in a sequel.
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kinky HAND HOLDING
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>>179968043
>Andromeda getting a sequal
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>>179968146
>sequal
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>>179968043
They originally wanted to have an option for every base.
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>>179968118
That's too kinky.

>>179968185
He had to jump on that shitpost fast, someone else might've taken the opportunity.
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>>179968146
Although it wasn't the greatest game, I like to believe it still has potential, and can be fixed. I still hope it continues because I'd hate to see Mass Effect die completely.
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>>179968410
Spellcheck exists.
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>>179968439
Don't worry, anon. EA still sees value in the IP so we'll soon see Mass Effect: GO!
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>>179968569
Maybe I should just learn to let go then.
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>>179968569
>Mass Effect: GO
Is that a app game.
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liara or ashley for me:1 waifu?
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>>179968478
That's precious seconds he doesn't have.
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>>179968798
No one. Maybe Ashley before leaving her on Virmire.
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>>179968798
Ashley.
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>>179968759
Yes! Directly competing with Pokemon: GO and chocked full of microtransactions!
>>
I got the trilogy on PC on Origin. Do I have to buy all the DLC full price or is there a bundle? What gives?

>>179968798
Liara is the best romance option in the game story wise imo, and her romance carries through all 3 games. Ashley is an ugly racist. I guess her romance kinda carries through all 3 games, but in ME2 she's too busy hating you for working with Cerberus.

Also the subplot with her mother combined with your romance gives it an interesting angle.
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>>179968040
You didn't rape Jaal, did you?
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>>179968798
Save yourself for ME2 or maybe Liara if you want the most romance content across the overall series.
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>>179968439
Montreal is no longer a development studio, it's a support studio. Bioware has no interest in developing any ME games and in the future will be focused on Anthem.
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fuck it, i'm going with muh blueberry
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>>179969579
>fucking a parasite
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>>179969579
Enjoy your space STDs
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>>179969579
You made the right choice.
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>>179969579
Waffles?
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>ME3 DLC is still fucking $15 and will never go on sale
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>>179967843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1uBvNvUuE
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Reminder that Vetra is for marriage.
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>Male Turians have circular pupils
>Female Turians have vertical pupils
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>>179971614
YES.
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>>179971614
No need to tell me twice.
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>>179971818
sexual dimorphism niggah
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>>179971614
And for finding a home with.
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>>179971480
I will never buy it. Freaking EA
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>>179971912
I thought it was a great addition, to be honest. Those piercing, predatory eyes just work too well.
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>ywn wake up to this
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>>179973016
That's cruel, anon.
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>>179973016
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>>179973274
Life sure is.
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>>179949368
>I hope Anthem flops. The fucking cunts.
It won't. Normies are already blinded by it, talking how great it looks and how awesome the MP will be. It's gonna sell, and then people will complain about how bad it is online, while having given 70$ to EA already.
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>>179954980
They're different shades of the same turd, because they are the same game. One is a medieval fantasy game with large open maps with nothing in them, boring/bland characters and a stupid plot, the other is a sci-fi game with boring/bland characters and a stupid plot.
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>ywn go slow dancing with Vetra

This isn't fair. How come FShep gets to go dancing with a turian but Ryder can't?
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>>179973832
DLC fanservice. Andromeda will never ever get any
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>tfw somewhere there's a turian girl laying in her nestlike bed, looking up at the ceiling.
>thinking about squishy pink aliens.
>with too many fingers, and strands of hair all over.
>there's something about these imaginary alien that appeal to her. She wishes they'd meet someday, she imagines how the meeting would go. How she'd fall in love with one of their males, how he'd use all those fingers and how they would live happily ever after in a little house on an alien world.
>She knows it'll never happen, but finds some small measure of comfort in her thoughts nonetheless.
>She closes her eyes and falls asleep, wondering how his skin would feel against hers.
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>>179966862
Isn't that Miranda?
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>>179973949
So somewhere out in the Milky Way, aliens are dreaming about us?
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>>179967194
Ah! There we go.
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>>179974107
Yes.

A comforting thought, if you ask me.
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>>179974107
Maybe in a parallel universe.
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>>179971614
>>179971867
Vetra is boring. Your relationship with her evolves into fights soon after the honeymoon phase of your relationship ends. The fights gets rowdier each time. By the end there are objects being thrown and lots of physical damage, as well as emotional. You break up, you start to drink and Vetra goes into depression. Sid couldn't stand it and OD'd. I'm sorry anon.
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>>179974235
>rightly assumed
>~22% of males romanced Vetra
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>>179974230
Fuck, I wanna meet aliens so badly
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>>179974301
According to a ribbit survey, and guess what, the candidates who beat her are blue-human and regular-human
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>>179974276
No, they have a happy and loving marriage. Fuck off.
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>>179974372
Reyes also beat the male squadmates right? Filthy casuals have no taste.
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>>179974372
By less than or equal to 10% more isn't mostly. And it wasn't just Reddit, although that's the one I remember the details the most on, it's usually the same across all the polls I've seen
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>>179974276
>implying Vetra lied about how much you mean to her, which she has shown no indication of, nor has reason to
>implying once Vetra expresses her true feelings for you she won't devote herself to you like she does Sid
>implying Vetra wouldn't do everything in her power to make it work once you reach the inevitable bumps in your relationship
>implying that you can't use the rough spots to learn and improve your relationship with her, like any healthy human being would try to do

Nice try, my guy. But your shitty headcannon can't ruin my relationship with my space raptor wife.
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>>179974574
Everyone's obsession with Reyes is just awful. What the fuck so appealing about him?
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>>179974276
>The fights gets rowdier each time.
If by fights, you mean sex.

Rough, yet affectionate sex, accompanied with extra scratching and biting. Afterwards, followed with cuddling and hand holding.
>>
>>179974623
To add on to this, 22% is no small number. I've seen polls where Miranda had 20% and Liara 24% in ME2.
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>>179974497
If that's what you want to believe, sure.

\>>179974805
>with extra scratching and biting.
Some times the fights would get really bad. One time she bit your shoulder, little saw like teeth digging into your softer flesh, damaging your tendon, this other time she cut a vein, as a talon passed under your armpit. Both times you went into the OR. You can't use your left arm that well, anymore.
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>>179974795
I mean I get it. He's supposed to be the dashing rogue. But he is vaslty overrated.
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>>179974805
This is a blue board, anon. Don't pervert children's minds with ideas of naughty things they can do with their hands.

>>179975049
Hot, and worth it.
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Hey /meg/, say we make first contact with aliens within the next 20 or so years. Realistically, how do you think it would go down? How would you react? The world?

What if they were similar to ones found in the ME universe?
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>>179975195
>Hot, and worth it.
I wasn't implying sex, anon. But have it your way.
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>>179975212
I'd want to make first contact, if you know what I mean.
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>>179975070
*vastly
I hate this keyboard
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>>179975212
If I have learned one thing from Sci-Fi movies, it´s that we´re at war first.
That´s also what i´ve learned from human history
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>>179975249
>I wasn't implying sex, anon.
Well, now you are.

>Go to medical center after a rough, sexual night with Turian waifu.
>Although, sex with a Turian is never not rough.
>Doctor is pissed that he has seen you almost every week for the past months.
>Sometimes, multiple times a week.
>Scratches, bite marks, pelvic bruising, etc.
>Wonders how you survive through every night.
>You are the single reason this man is rethinking his career choice.
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>>179975212
I hope they kill us. It's what we deserve.
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>>179976516
No, anon. Sometimes ... sometimes relationship don't always end well.
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>>179976853
Are you feeling ok, anon?
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>>179977058
I'm doing just fine. Why do you ask?
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>>179976853
Delete this right now, anon.
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>>179977212
I'm afraid I can't do that, anon.
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>>179976516
Stop. Vetra is a gentle and affectionate lover.
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>>179977518
>Scoot
Delete this. Rapists don't get nice turian girls
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>>179977605
Stop spreading lies. Scott can get a lovely angara boyfriend as well!
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>>179977605
Rapist Scott is alternate reality Scott.

That looks like pure canon reality Scott.
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>>179977773
That's not Scoot. That some weird guy I've never heard of.

I don't like it
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>>179977773
Drugging and date-raping an angara doesn't make him your boyfriend.
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>>179977871
There's no such thing as "pure Scott"
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>>179978031
Custom Scott is pure.
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>>179978181
Yes but anon was hypnotized into believing that default boy was ever pure. I had to help him
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>>179978181
custScott is best girl
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TUMMY KISSU!
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>>179956492
I suppose it must be novel to the turians, however i suppose they have their own version of "kissing". Since they dont have lips, and are practically covered in armour it´d be difficult to show affection the same way humans do.

I imagine they show affection by a gentle headbutt consisting of a tapping of their faceplates together at the forehead, pretty much like a Keldabe Kiss of the Mandalorians. Perhaps they do something with their mandibles, as they appear to be the replacement for their lacking lips (AFAIK they "smile" with them)

Also I wonder how that would work out between Turians and Asari. I remember that Bachelor party in the Eternity Bar, where a human, a Salarian and a Turian said the Asari looked like a blue version of their respective race. The human already suggested, that asari use some kind of mindtrick to like them.
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>>179978532
Yeah, he's a space princess. It's his dream, at least.
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>>179977959
But Jaal wants him so badly. Squishy humans are great!
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>>179978807
>asari use some kind of mindtrick
>nottudisushitagain.png
>Explain signs, logos, and symbols then, dumbass.
I think I got you covered.
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>>179978970
Stop
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>>179978970
Lying is wrong, anon. Jaal is afraid of Scoot and doesn't like being near him.
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>>179979037
Also
>explain dead asari
>do you take everything drunk people say seriously?
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>>179979210
Come on, why would Jaal say "you make my heart sing" if he doesn't enjoy Scott's company? Don't be obtuse now, anon.
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>>179978970
Oh Scooter, you shouldn't post on the internets yet, you're too weak. Here, lay down, I'll help you.
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>>179979754
He feels threatened. Of course he's going to tell Scort what he thinks he wants to hear, if it means the sociopathic little shit doesn't hurt his family.
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>>179975212
>They make first contact while donald is still president
>

Even if you still like him at this point, his administration is objectively the worst at PR in recent memory. You don't get to the point where even conservative news outlets are admitting your popularity is under 40% solely from media mudslinging.
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>>179978807
Kissing is simple.
Human partner provides the lips.
Turian partner provides the tongue.
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>>179980110
Who provides antihistamines?
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>>179971912
that´s not how sexual dimorphism works. round pupils and vertical slit ones differ in working.

That would provide, that female turians have another way of hunting and stalking prey. In terms of evolution this is somewhat unlikely
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>>179979865
Scoot only lies down with his boyfriend Jaal now. Your image is outdated.

>>179979895
That doesn't make any sense, anon. The angara are sincere and open with their emotions, Jaal has absolutely no reason to lie.
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>>179980307
Scott only lies down on the bottom of the spiked pit, covered in his own guts and blood.
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>>179980110
> provides tongue
I could life with that
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>>179980385
Jaal won't let anyone hurt his precious human husband.
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>>179980307
Why doesn't it make sense? It's perfectly understandable for Jaal to fear his rapist and worry about the consequences if he doesn't give Scout what he wants.

>>179980479
>husband
Oh no, Scooter's forced him into a marriage too? When will somebody stop this monster?
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>>179780605
You can only have three, choose wisely
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>>179980548
>women only
Kesh, Traynor, and facade Brooks
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>>179980425
Perfect.

>>179980548
Vetra, Vetra and Vetra.
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>>179980647
I wanted to include Ash (male) but ran out of space
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https://tedreedy.com/
The composer for Anthem has been revealed. Fuck, he's good.
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>>179980425
W-what is this from?
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>>179980479
I was disappointed they didn't add line for Jaal to hit on Liam, Gil, or Drack. It's too obvious he's not supposed to be bi, if they're gonna ruin him they might as well have gone the full way
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>>179980514
Anon, there is no abuse in their relationship, I honestly don't see why you would think that. Everything they do is sweet, consensual and usually initiated by Jaal.

As for marriage, it is very important in the angaran society. Jaal is very proud of being with the Milky Way alien!
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>>179980548
Ash, Miri and Jack

Uh, for what?
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>>179980548
>no Jaal
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>>179980548
Shiala, Avela and Sara. Get drunk with Sloane.
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>>179980757
Dunno, I made one for dragon age and the witcher and thought that mass effect waifus needed love too. This one is the best girl by the way
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>>179980736
You're trying too hard, mate. Too obvious.
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>>179980548
>all those literally who asari
>no Vederia
>no Umi
>who the fuck is Helena Blake?
>Khalisah Al-Jilani, not Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani
Worst list
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>>179980727
I've only ever seen that much, myself. Don't know if there's more to it.
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>>179980736
Look at him in the lake scene. There is absolutely no love or even lust in Jaal's eyes, just apprehension. That's not the face of someone who's doing this willingly. Small wonder that he tries to drown Scogurt right after.
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>>179980887
Now you're reaching. Headcanons aside, all we've seen in the lake scene was love and genuine desire from the angara. Stop trying to slander Jaal's devotion and sincerity, anon!
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>>179980887
>Jaal glanced meaningfully toward the lake.
>“Join me?”
>It was a horrid sensation, undressing as Scott watched him. Jaal felt exposed, flayed open, and even the lapping of the cool water against his skin did little to make him feel better. He turned around and held out his hand. All he had to do now was pray that Scott followed him.
>He was torn between delight and disgust when he took the bait.
>“I really do love you, Jaal,” Scott said softly as the lakewater swirled gently around them, and if it was anyone but him then Jaal might almost have believed it. “You’re so honest, so pure, so easy to understand. A perfect toy.”
>/People are toys to him./
>Too fast for Scott to react, Jaal grabbed him and dived. The lake was shallow, but there was an unexpectedly deep pocket in the center — one that he’d known about from his visits earlier in life. Scott struggled against him, but he simply wasn’t built for maneuvering in the water, and Jaal was much stronger.
>He couldn’t afford to wait for Scott to drown. His large hands closed around the human’s neck, tighter and tighter. Scott stared bug-eyed at him, pleading, bubbles billowing out of his mouth and nose as he began to thrash in terror.
>/Make him pay./
>His grip tightened.
>The light in Scott’s icy eyes dimmed, and his movements slowed to nothingness.
>Jaal surfaced and made his way back to the shallows, half-crawling and collapsing on the shore as he dragged Scott’s corpse behind him. It would have to be buried, but that could wait, because his limbs were throbbing and his chest was tight and he was caught between sobbing and bursting into laughter.
>He was free.
>>
You guys sure love Jaal
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>>179980548
>26 humans
>20 asari
>4 quarians
>3 turians
>2 krogans
>2 angara
>ONE salarian
>ONE robot

ME has worst waifu variation confirmed
Vetra, Raeka, Lia'Vael
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>>179981040
I'm not slandering Jaal, he's the victim here. Scooter's the one who deserves prison and pain.
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>>179981046
I can't believe somebody actually kept that. It's kind of embarrassing looking back on it - I'm much more proud of the first two, but the whole thing was seriously just a knee-jerk writing project.
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>>179973698
Why are people this dumb? Just think about it: EA's whole business model is to cheat dumb people out of their hard-earned money. They've done it numerous times already and people still get none the wiser. I can't wrap my head around it.
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>>179981040
Has nobody take their own screencaps of this? It's all from the same video. You don't. Love your husbando as much as you think
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>>179980672
But if you made me choose 3, I'd choose Vetra, Raeka and Tali.
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>>179981379
I hope you don't mind me posting this, writer-kun.
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>>179980721
https://tedreedy.com/credits/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3769635/?ref_=nv_sr_1

can't say the music in any of these were worth remembering.
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>>179980848
This is what the Jaalwives get for false flagging to shit on waifus for no reason. That was rather obvious, too.

>>179981205
No, gay Jaal isn't canon and Sara is the actual victim. :^)
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>>179981561
His DAI themes are unironically the best ones in-game.
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RIP Sara/Jaal art. Just like Vetra/Scoot, we're not gonna get any art now.
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>>179981526
Not at all. I was just surprised.

>>179981597
Were they false flagging? I don't recall seeing anything in the past few days but I might've missed it.
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>>179981601
I don't remember a single theme
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>>179981597
The fuck are you talking about, cancer?
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>>179981706
It'll be okay, anon. I'm sure there are some artists still doing Sara/Jaal, and even if there aren't, we've got three months' worth of content to hold dear.
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>>179981803
Why are you so mad all of a sudden?
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>>179981932
It's over. Fujos won.
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>>179981972
Because I don't like retards.
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>>179982050
All we can do is keep on going, right? You and I both know they're just a bunch of self-righteous morons, and that's some small comfort. Plus it helps a lot that their version of the romance is vastly inferior.
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>>179982056
>"hurr durr Jaal is purity tainted by rapist Scoot" ad infinitum
>getting mad at bait on a mongolian husbandry imageboard
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>>179982230
>to fight cancer I will become cancer
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>>179982147
The way Bioware is being, I imagine Scooter will take priority if there's any future Jaal content. We're gonna be the shafted ones. Every scene has to be thought up with his character model in mind.
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>>179981146
No shit
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>>179982321
I don't know that they'd do that. At most we'll probably get a little less content than expected because they have to share it out between Sara and Scoot, but they kind of have to make it fair, don't they? I guess I should be glad that I promised myself I'd swear off Mass Effect if they pulled this, though. I didn't think I'd have to, but there it is.
>>
>>179982310
Does it matter? The "rapist of angara" meme shows up daily, whenever Scott Ryder is mentioned in the general. No problem with that, right?
>>
>>179982373
>Mass bit romance series
Yes
>>
I'm just going to close the tab for the first time in 4 years now
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>>179982510
That's a fun meme.
>>
>>179982510
Why do you love Scoopy so much? No one complained about Sara being autistic did they?
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>>179982373
>best people, great general
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>>179982543
You didn't say the same when that legos and vomiting on angara meme was circulating, did you?
>only MY memes are fun

>>179982578
Who said I love Scooby?
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>>179982487
I plan to pirate the DLC, IF there's DLC
Overall, BW Montreal is a huge disappointment. I hope future games are never touched by them.
>>
>>179982662
>vomiting on angara meme
I thought that was just one guy forcing it. The autism memes are still pretty funny, though.
>>
>>179982662
You seem to be defending him from the rapist memes. Or at least honoring him.
>>
>>179982662
Vomiting meme is forced by one person, no one gives a fuck about it. Legos are the part of usual Sara's Autism meme, which is even mostly canon, surprisingly, thanks to the animations and writing. What is YOUR problem and why are you trying so hard to put le meme mask on your autistic grievances? Attentionwhoring?
>>
>>179982783
On the bright side, if what Kotaku said about Montreal employees getting shifted around is true (and I'll admit I don't trust Kotaku for shit), it doesn't sound like they'll be getting their meathooks into another game any time soon. I wonder what compelled them to hand Andromeda over to the C-team in the first place, though. I get that they were working on Anthem, but what, did they think people would buy a shit Mass Effect and then ignore the inevitable flaws purely out of brand loyalty?
>>
>>179982853
Nothing to defend because, memes aside, the only "rapists" are Bioware Montreal for changing Jaal's character.

>>179982881
Crying "muh straight Jaal for Sara" non-stop, while everyone else moved on, really sounds more like autistic grievances than anything else ITT. Also, the puke thing was done by multiple anons.
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>>179982967
I'm not gonna lie. I defended Andromeda when it first came out. I thought it was decent and I refused to watch the bad videos on it.
EA/Bioware probably thought everyone was gonna be like me and ignore the faults.
But now I'm super pissed at the game for several reasons.
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>>179983192
>Also, the puke thing was done by multiple anons.
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>>179983192
>the only "rapists" are Bioware Montreal for changing Jaal's character.
True. I think people just ran with Rapist Scooter when they saw the footage and realized it was an absolute joke compared to the original, but I didn't think the meme would balloon this much.

>>179983245
That's okay, I got suckered in too. I'll admit I was actively looking for stupid shit while I played it, but damn it, I was trying to have a good time for a little while. Even when I didn't Jaal made it bearable, but now... I mean, he's surpassed regular Bioware LI baggage at this point. This isn't just drama that you can magic away with the power of the protagonist's healing puss, it's drama that exists entirely OUTSIDE the game, and it opened my eyes to just how much of a shit show this whole thing has been. I'm just tired. I wanted a fun shooter with nice husbandos, and both of those things have been ruined.
>>
>>179983192
ITS FUN
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>>179980548
Samara, EDI, Cora
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>>179980548
Jack, Miranda, Samara. It is a greater fate than I could ever hope.
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>>179981447
They fall for the marketing goy. Ploy. I meant ploy. Marketing ploy.
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>>179983494
He's been wrecked forever. That drama shit will always last on his character. I can't bear to look thru his tumblr tag anymore
I don't want ME to die, I love most of the ME world, but Andromeda was a awful step.
>>
>>179983808
Yeah. Where do they even go from here, assuming there's any hope left of salvaging the series? Just pretend Ryder didn't exist and move on to a different scenario entirely?
>>
>>179983808
>410 billion dead cops
Is he cloning them just to kill them? Where did he get that impossible population?
>>
>>179983905
It's all of the Milky Way.
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>>179983998
Is everyone in the milky way a cop?
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>>179983862
Why not? I wouldn't mind a new player character now.
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>>179984238
No, but enough are.
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>>179983494
I think the entire situation could have been avoided if Bioware decided, long ago, against using romances as a marketing strategy. They went "let us introduce you to Jaal and the angara, oh and you can bang them btw haha lul". This incites tribalism and attracts the worst kind of players, the ones who ONLY play for romance content.

Andromeda's main story is poorly done from start to finish, the game is buggy and broken in many places, and yet people are willing to look the other way because they were given precious waifus and husbandos. 40 minutes of dialogue and a 10 second sex scene in a 60 hours RPG really shouldn't be given this much importance and they certainly should not be a cause of disappointment, no matter what side you're on.
>>
>>179984310
I just want to remind you all that the story with Jaal sets a precedent. This is going to happen regularly from now on. Changing from Ryder to a new protag, does not alter Bioware's state. You'll get similar treatment next time and then some.

So just remember, this all could have been avoided, if you'd listened way back when we first caught on to this, with DA2. This is the bed you made, now sleep in it.
>>
I am pirating Andromeda right now.
And then afterwards, gonna play ME 1-3.

Wish me luck lads.

Also, which species, or female in the ME universe was born to worship cock?
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>>179984880
Asari.
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>>179984925
not turian?
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>>179985212
There was no option to romance any female turians in the first three games.
>>
Go forth and colonize:

>>179985430
>>179985430
>>179985430
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>>179985302
Yea, I have heard about it.
But surely this doesn't limit your imagination, does it?
>>
>>179985514
Of course not. You can also have Femshep slobber all over a male turian's cock, so there's that.
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