I'm the dealer, here's your fix edition.
>What is this game?
http://pastebin.com/baxwRMDg
>How do I shot?
http://pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD
>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
http://pastebin.com/p0ZwzqSu
>Tweaks and optimizations
http://pastebin.com/MEqFBUut
>stats and vehicle memes
http://pastebin.com/341Dv7Y6
>chart some dead anon made
http://i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png
*dies*
Hello! I was so worried!
>>179920665
I was worried about you too bby, how you been?
>>179920931
Fine! Trying to win this war, against all odds
>>179917029
Remember, no die this time
I just ate a delicious slice of black pudding with a mug of tea.
Now i'm going to hop in my reaver and shoot down some scythes.
remember to ignore and report all gusposting
think i'm gonna watch the power rangers, the released the HD version
I forgot how fun HA is
>go to bed 2 hours early
>thread *dies*
>>179924649
im reporting u 2 law unforcement for insighting bulllying
>>179926857
:3
>>179922405
>shoot down some scythes.
my hero~~
how strange is it that I get upset at this game often before it's finished loading the launch pad ?
>>179927720
Not strange at all, you simply have the mindset of a veteran.
Ptchoo :----D
>>179925775
I just downloaded it, it's probably gonna be shit
>>179928771
they gave it the jj abrams treatment
Comrades?
>>179931063
nein
What other games do you cunts play?
Any of you on Fractured Space, World of Tanks or Rising Storm 2: Vietnam?
>>179935292
I only play Planetside 2
>>179926482
You'll give up when your next three AV grenades bounce off the max.
>>179935292
>Fractured Space
that game still exists??
>>179937668
There's a small nugget of hardcore players keeping it alive, same as ps2.
Funny, I've been in PS2 since beta 2 phase and i've been in Fractured Space since alpha 2 phase. And both games are hovering just above dead.
Maybe it's me..
>>179937881
can i play fractured ass and have any chance of not getting raperaped
>>179937958
Well first question, when was the last time you played it? If it was a good while ago the game may have changed considerably since you last saw it.
There's no ship progression tree anymore and there's no manufacturer XP, you can unlock whatever you like whenever you like so long as you have the credits to buy it.
Crew can be chosen, though it's likely you saw that already unless you played WAAAAY back. Crew can be customized with the use of pins that modify their abilities, that's relatively new. They're very small effects and even if stacked most would only grant a 5% or so bonus in anything, little bit of flavour but not OP.
They've manged to keep everything relatively balanced, the starter ships are just as competitive as everything else.
Bit of a problem tonight though, patch went live today and people are complaining of lag on all servers so eh...
>>179938363
hmmmmmmmm its been about five million years since I played, but I guess ill try it again this weekend
>>179938715
Day before yesterday they released an update which altered the way all three "Sniper" ships worked, reducing their max range considerably (The Overseer for example went from 60km range to 25km range) and put their main weapons in the secondary slot, gave them nice sustained DPS medium range primary weapons and a little more base HP.
Even with the range reduction their sniper secondaries are still the longest ranged weapons in the game but now instead of boring "I sit at forward base and snipe enemy without danger" gameplay they can actually get involved and cap bases/gamma. As expected the response has been "I fucking love this now I can actually contribute!" to "I fucking hate this now I have to contribute!".
So they went from dedicated snipers that can't do anything else to medium size/speed/range/dps ships with supplementary sniper weapons.
Personally I love it but your mileage may vary if you liked sniping.
Nothing to lose, the game is F2P now and doesn't yet have any P2W in it. I just wish it was more popular.
>>179938715
Oh doi, the biggest new addition that you may not have seen is PvE;
You can play solo against a team of AI bots with AI teammates.
You can play in a team of players against a team of bots.
You can play mixed teams, this is designed to speed up the queue and get people into battles faster but is currently broken and giving unbalanced games. Expect a fix soon.
So it isn't only PvP anymore, you can unwind with bots now.
>>179937668
Is that a proper game for an ex quake professional?
>>179939217
>another game with boltshitting
Nvm, I'm not interested anymore
>>179940048
can i be a suportcuck??
t. supportcuckmain
Good night, cya tomorrow!
>>179941940
good ni*dies*
>>179935292
slightly quake and mount n blade warband
>>179940408
well if you read what I said, they neutered the range of boltshitships so that they have to get up close. The sniper ships have a base of 8k hull and 1k armor, the heavies start at about 15k hull.
There's no OHKOs in fractured space, not from any single ship at least.
>>179940572
You can, there are several support class ships, ranging from outright healers (Of which you can chose a couple different types and styles of healing, from directed beams to long range heal drones to nanite cloud lobbers), some ships support others by providing buffs to their teammates in the form of extra defence/dps/speed/energy regen etc.
One of the heavy tank ships has a support ability which opens a jump-portal location directly at itself, allowing friendly ships to jump there from elsewhere in the game. There is a carrier/support ship which controls long range fighter squads and drones.
You can specialise each ships crew however you like, for support ships there are crew which reduce cooldowns, increase durations, increase energy efficiency and the like.
It's actually quite a good game but I didn't intend on poaching players from here, I was just asking if anyone played.
>>179940572
Oh and support abilities/healing are tracked with "SP" (Support points) throughout a game, you're rewarded with credits and XP at the game's end depending on your performance so you aren't missing out as a healer. Many people Main a support ship, I particularly like the "Equalizer", a small fast ship which can generate a speed-boosting bubble for friendlies, can release a pulse which purges debuffs from nearby allies and can deploy a destroyable buoy which reduces the enemy capturing speed, all while zipping around with it's decent DPS weapons.
>>179943245
>>179943824
wel well well looks like ill be downloading it now and NOT canceling at 90%
>>179946685
Here's a little flyby of the Equalizer I recorded for you, just for fun.
>>179948068
oh gosh~
t-thanks :3
*dies*
>>179948210
yr wlcm bby
>>179954830
I'm a sucker for a nice smile so I made you some more.
This one is a Zarek Superlifter, small fast healer that can deploy drones which are essentially just big engines, connect to an ally and boost their top speed.
>>179955331
im gonna support so good!!
>>179955707
This one is the USR Colossus, Big, Heavy, Slow it can take a beating and dish one out. This is the guy you heal.
Maybe i'll see you out there some day.
>>179935292
Tiger Knight:Empire War, Orcs Must Die:Unchained and Planetded 2.
>>179955924
>This is the guy you heal.
i will!
MEMES
If I sage the thread will it die?
>>179968042
it would be extremely dead
If I shoot my own tank mines, do they still do the same amount of damage to stuff?
>>179935292
Siege
>>179942108
Good mor*lives*!
how much longer you guys think this game has ?
>>179977481
bout tree fiddy
>>179972747
>If I shoot my own tank mines, do they still do the same amount of damage to stuff?
Yeah, explosives are AOE in Planetside
FUCK THE KOREANS ! GO LAG SOMEWHERE ELSE !
Comrades?
Guys?
heil hitla
Memers?
>>179976657
good morning ;D
>>179980536
>>179981936
>>179984271
NANI??!
>>179985075
Good morning! :3
>>179985164
NYET
>>179968610
FOR U
>>179985905
>decimeme some random airnigger
>he switches faction to team kill me
>spawn a dual comet max and proceed to obliterate lots of shitters
>1 or 2 switch faction to team kill me
>play heavy, headshot every shitter with the battlejew
>at least 1 is going to switch faction to team kill me
Honestly I'm starting to get butthurt about it, at least 1 or 2 times a week some shitter decides to come after me just because I killed him a few time, fuck Cobalt.
>>179987182
It really doesn't happen as often as you think, you probably just fucking blunder into other people's lines of fire because I can tell from your post that your ego is the size of the fucking moon.
Oh hey, maybe i'm someone you killed and I got so butthurt that I had to come here and shitpost about you! Yeah, that's got to be the answer!
>>179987182
this is what you get for not playing with the pros on Emerald.
>>179987626
I'm talking about people that team kill me in the spawn room and then message me telling me to suck their dick, I'm not joking, why would I give a fuck about random team kills.
>>179987182
Such is life of an ex quake professional anon.
>>179987950
getting salttells is literally the only reason to play, b happy w/ ur sukksess
What's the best way to drive a combat flash? Not a cloak flash, I don't want to be a nigger.
>>179985905
Erin go bragh!or something like that right
>>179990631
>Erin go bragh!
That's Irish, I wrote in Welsh.
Ptchoo :----D
>>179992245
*dies*
>>179990734
that's the joke ya mongrel
and actually it's not even proper irish
Stop ressing me. I'm just a lifeless empty husk by now. Let me stay dead. Let's die with dignity.
>>179993292
I'm farming the medic directive
ill farm YOUR medic directive ehhehe
>>179995892
I'll farm ur holes u dumb animeposter
>>179996094
>>179996348
haha
>>179996461
u laff @myPain
>>179996856
Bend over
>>179997032
Running to prowlers and throwing tank mines and a sticky grenade, crazy or stupid?
>>179998524
Safest way to deal with the most underpowered tank in the game
>>179998524
>>179998606
>Safest way to deal with the most underpowered tank in the game
nope
>>179999150
nope
>>179935292
Euro Truck Simulator 2
>>179999150
this is clearly sum cheedings :D
>>179999874
eh libs aren't what they used to be in 2014. Member pre nerf Dalton?
Member pre nerf Zepher?
Member pre nerf fucking Shredder?
>>180000429
No cheedings, only freedom :DD
>>180000447
>Member pre nerf fucking Shredder?
I want to forget
>hear the chug chug chug of a shredder
>if you aren't in cover you're dead, AA MAXes just fucking melt
that was with old NV+thermals, too
>>180001021
member when libs literally made no sound?
member when Shredder could kill a burster max in 0.4s?
>>180003672
remember when Banshee could kill a burster max in 0.2 seconds?
remember when we use to play this game
>>180006569
I still play this game
>>180005789
it was still underpowered
>>180006721
>I still play this game
D
>>180008116
iccs in butts :SDDDD
>>180008512
haha oh fuggg ;DD
BENEN
>>180008512
haha
>>180013364
hehe
>jam gun and jam armour
I'm not sure what to do next
maybe jam HA armour, though farming MAX kills will be a pain in the bum
>>180022331
MAX kills are not the worst, AV grenades are
>>180023037
I was going to do launcher kills+MAX kills and ignore AV grenades.
Maybe I'll just aurax the gold repeater and get black camo
hihi :3
>>180022331
jesus christ please censor your implants next time
wheres my bleach at
>>180024591
soon I'll be using catlike+vampire and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>180025270
>vampire
:E
>>180025310
oh fugg ids a draggulla don drenk mee
>>180025310
I'd use vampire+nightmare but the random boxes keep giving me the fucking LA mod.
New to the game and I am complete trash at it. Noticed I get spanked by heavy assult more often than any class. What's their secret? Some special blend of implants and overshield? Or am I just a faggot and need to git gud?
>>180026069
You definitely need to git gud, the game is really hard on new players.
Some of those heavies have thousands of hours into the game and you probably have no idea what to do.
Try to find an outfit, most are shit but it's a start.
>>180026069
>overshield?
This and you are going up against autists who do nothing but HA for the past 5 years and have 120k on their main weapon.
>>180026069
Are they using NS15M2 light machine gun, nanite system helmet and have RUS in their names?
If so, they are just better players))
Thanks for the replies. Good to hear it's just me, and not a balance issue! I'm really enjoying planetside so far.
>>180027579
>I'm really enjoying planetside so far.
this is a cute post!
>Welcome to planetside
>Rage Quit!
>>180027929
>>180027579
>! I'm really enjoying planetside so far.
We all do!
>>180027579
Welcome to the corp son.
Now tell me, you aint one of them spandex nancies now are ya?
>>180028036
>We all do!
>>180028164
Haha actually I've only played TR and NC and I'm more interested in just playing TR right now.
>>180028724
>playing TR
Ewww
>>180028724
how do you feel about the recoil ~
>>180028724
That's great news!
So do you prefer shotguns and teamkills or Miniguns?
Good night Memers!
>>180028887
I don't know if I have really enough experience to judge between the guns yet lol.
>>180028901
I do like the dakka!
>New player
>Enjoying the game
>Asks for advice
>Likes dakka
I.. What is this feeling deep inside my chest? Is it.. a heartbeat?
>>180029113
good night! :3
>>180029516
fuck off werl
>>180029606
Don't you get it? We're alive!
>>179989394
like its sunderer but anti infinary and cheap XD
basically hide in small caves n such, keep the speed up as much as possible without diminishing your ability to aim when needed
also get appropiate camo :D so u can be nigger but less black XD
>>180029997
i mean harasser***
Xd
>>180030170
No no, you're right. A flash is exactly like a sunderer, I see now.
Does anyone know how to remedy the new chucklefuck that BattleEye is causing? I can't even start up the game
>>180031887
>I can't even start up the game
WORKING AS INTENDED
PRAISE WERL
>>180031887
Battleye has been a cunt since the last update for me, wipes out a bunch of my system programs that are completely unrelated to the game.
>>180030579
i se XXXXd
>>180032070
I hope they fucking remove it again. I tried everything in a desperate attempt from virus scans to the good old delete all and reinstall, nothing worked. Even stupidly went down their retarded FAQ list. Is their service dependant on firewall exceptions?
>>180032362
It's never going to be removed. Don't worry though, it hasn't stopped any hackers from hacking.
>playing csgo
>tell some nerd to aim better
>"i-i will try senpai"
Cute! CUTE!
>>180032867
Teammates need to be dependable, a bitch is only good for holding your dick.
>>180031887
Not sure why but reinstalling the game removed all my battleye problems. It stopped blocking things.
>>180033004
it was an enemy though
>>180033331
ur an enmy tho
There are shitters IN THIS VERY THREAD, Who do not know how to quick-shift.
Allow that to sink in. These are your team-mates.
>>180032867
>>"i-i will try senpai"
>>180034290
>quick-shift.
Eyy Sweetcheeks, you here? Here's another one for you.
Zarek Overseer; Statistically the worst ship in the game since its introduction two years ago, just recently revamped into something actually playable.
>>180035076
I was just about to play some!
>>180035478
Ahh, that's good. That's real good.
pkew pkew i am space captian :DD
>>180039890
What you flying? How much has the game changed since you last saw it?
>>180040039
I'm still flying one of those starter ships and dicking around in bot games. I don't even remember the game enough to tell what has changed.
>>180040475
Fair enough. The "starter" ships are perfectly viable high level ships btw, they really got the ship-to-ship balance spot on.
I guarantee the grind is worse that it used to be for you but oh well, we know grind don't we.
>/ps2g/ - werl/animeposting, some gay space bullshit, and that one new guy
Fucking dead, cheater infested shit game.
>>180043051
>combining werlposting with animeposting
rude desu
>>180043051
>/psg2/-- very MEAN bullies bullying people in a very MEAN and RUDE fasion
k
>>180046529
bonus chegs for evryone :DD
>>180046529
oud fuggn sgilld :DD
i cast "meme of the undying" and end my turn
Live Free in the NC
>>179977481
>how much longer does a dead game have
>page 10
bump
I NEED A MEDIC
Should I use 1000 certs on another tank mine or should I try to invest into a vehicle?
>>180063424
I'm a medic, I'll patch you up!
>>180029593
Good morning memer!
Comrades?
>>180066419
Also just got to level 20 and I'm looking at the vanguard to be the vehicle I put certs into, what should I put on it if I I want to be able to take out enemy vehicles fast?
>>180071605
AP turret (for now, because devs are probably going to ruin vehicle balance and AP Cannons with their epic combined arms update), shield.
Most vehicles are better with a Rival chassis, though Vanguard doesn't get as much from it, it still turns like a fat cow. I prefer Racer on it.
Halberd synchronizes better then enforcer with Vanguard imo, though enforcer is more noob gunner friendly.
>"improve" vehicle handling
>lol jk you have no traction at all now
did anyone ask for this
why did they do this
>>180054237
beaudiful :DDD
>>180073931
haha, like and subscribe! :^)
>>180074113
haha, werl pls stop save game you're making it worse pls no more I want you to stop haha :----DDD
>>180025270
theres nothing wrong with catvamp, what I have a problem with is using those 2 pieces of shit you have right now
>>180073931
dont forget:
>lmao dude controls are inverted as soon as you hold S combined with no traction dude fuck your muscle memory lmao XD
>>180074367
hahano!:)
>2017
>playing vehicles
?????
>>180074520
>ps2
>playing infantry
>ever
sub0.3 ivi detected
>>180074414
>lmao dude controls are inverted as soon as you hold S combined with no traction dude fuck your muscle memory lmao XD
There's literally an option to toggle that
>>180074658
lol
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD MORRNING ARAXIS!!!!!!!!
We did it. We have won the war!!
>>180077269
It was always inevitable, Freedom prevails.
BONER CHEGGS FOR EVERYONE!
>>180077386
long live the free market!
>>180068858
gooooooooooooooooood morning ;DD
>>180076615
good morning planet!
>>180076423
*fights space zulus*
>>180073783
Thanks anon, now I'll just have to keep saving.
>>180083032
BTFO
>>180076615
>>180079386
>>180079303
Good afternoon to you all!
Memers?
happy fathers day :D
Guys?
>>180086741
>>180089741
NANI??
>next month
>new implants
>auto-aim, bullet damage increase, weapon recoil decrease
would you still play this game, anon?
>>180090375
hello anime girl!
>>180092183
hello my friend :D
>>180090665
we won the war today >>180077269
No need to play anymore
>>180090665
I will just be vehicle shitter then. Still confy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetside/comments/6i0czi/another_pro_csgo_player_ex_quake_champion_has/
Where can I train to get as good as these guys? I mean, 60% headshot rate with the Gauss Saw is nothing, every veteran can do it according to them, pls help I'll give you some bonus chegs :DDD
he he he
Will you be my Girlfriend(male)?
>>180101507
ivi kdr?
>>180102134
2.7....
>>180056282
Actually weve had a stagnant population with maybe 5-10% leaving every year. The highest population loss was after open beta or whatever. So more like not "ded game now" but "ded game on arrival"
>>180102408
>2.7
>>180107432
>The highest population loss was after open beta or whatever.
We have to thank airniggerpocalypse at the start for that
Good night!
Remember, no die!
Guys?
>>180113636
>tfw 1.3VS version of this where?
>>180097747
cheedings
t. cheedings xpert ;DD
>>180117949
>playing factions that aren't red or blue
>>180115842
wahts that?? u want me to die?? ok *dies* <:DD (this is ghost emote, i am ded rember? <:DD)
>>180119090
*throws ress nade*
You are not fighting like TR!
>>180119075
>>180119075
>not putting dildos up butt for eternal orgasms
computer execute command memeBIG
>>180126312
*memes*
*dies*
*dies*
guys.. im not sure how many times i can die ;-;
wow people still play this after that youtuber fucked the shit out of the game?
bunch of stockholm masochists
>>180137049
>bunch of stockholm masochists
>>180137049
>bunch of stockholm masochists
>>180137049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh-bEH6-Xqw
>bunch of stockholm masochists
Yep.
memes