/parag/ - Paragon General

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>Play Narbash
>At character select, I inform team that I need a carry on right lane. Preferably Murdock or maybe even the Kallari since we had a Gideon who should be main and a Khaimera jungling
>Gideon responds "ok"
>Match starts
>Everyone abandons the right lane for the majority of the game
>Desperately plea and berate the team to follow the basic lane designations since we're getting our shit pushed in
>They just roam around trying to get enemy kills
>Only person who attempts to carry the lane is Khaimera, who doesn't even really benefit from my health regen and should be jungling and ambushing instead

Why don't they just listen? Is it console players?

bump

Is thread deletion automatic or can mods make judgment to pull the plug?

>>179904902
>Why don't they just listen?
this game is populated only by retards

>>179908186
Is it free for console as well right now? If so, I can't help but think these bad players are simply consolefags who gave it a quick download thinking they were getting an Overwatch experience. I've only been playing for 2 weeks, but I at least know the basics of roles and their lanes. Infuriating.

>>179908378
>I've only been playing for 2 weeks, but I at least know the basics of roles and their lanes. Infuriating.
Because you are lurking in a paragon thread.

I'm sure most console players don't do that. I mean, do you know how often i see players who only buy a health potion, a mana potion and a ward, and then don't use any of their cp, because they don't know how it works?

And they are silver players...

They are just too stupid for mobas, because they are not used to it.

RIP

TwinBlast dab emote confirmed

>>179909368
I got a rough idea of how tings work through in-game tips then furthered looked into stuff online like any person wanting to not suck at a video game. You guys don't do much other than complain, bump, and force the bush meme anyways. I like you guys though.

>>179914940 link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jb0yTag-AQ&t=1047s

>>179914940
>"YOU GOT A BUG ON YOU"
I'll probably want to play him more when his voice lines are implemented. I don't care if he's a memester.

When are voices gonna get in?

>>179917925

S O O N
O O
O O
N N

>>179917925
at full release

Is Incessant Onslaught worth getting on any heroes?

These players are unreal. My last team was, in this order:
-Greystone
-Narbash (Me)
-Phase (picked at the last second knowing I was hovering over Narbash since the draft start)
-Steel
-Rampage

I'm just telling myself it will get better at full release.

>>179926995
>I'm just telling myself it will get better at full release.
it's only going to get worse friend

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>in draft
>Countess pipes up:
>"which skin should I use?"
>"I have all the skins"
>"I'm actually Diamond, can't wait for ranked"
>"don't worry, I'm going to carry hard, wait and see"
>they're actually shit and threaten to leave a bunch like a huge fucking baby
>I try to get them to calm down
>"how dare you talk to me with your low Elo"
I just muted them, we won, then all agreed in post-game chat that they were shit and to report them.

>>179926496
aurora

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>>179930007
>"I'm actually Diamond

>Gideon is on the left lane the whole time and trying to jump out of map with his teleport and ultimate

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>ywn cum on Serath or Sparrows hairy armpits
Why live

Also Wukong is pretty fun

>>179930462
I checked after, too: their "smurf account" has 800 games and is in mid Silver with a 51% win rate and KDA of 2, so unless they're going by Fury.gg, I don't see how they can figure they're a Diamond player Must have just been lies and/ or delusion.

>>179934243
Wukong may have done more damage to the game than Rev or Phase, desu. Those two just screwed with the pecking order for certain roles: Wukong completely destroyed any hope of getting a good team composition in solo queue.

I'm downloading this game. Have I made a mistake?

>lane select bug confirmed for not being fixed until v42 where it won't be an issue because it will "no longer be a thing"
Jesus

>>179936537
Memes aside, it's a fun game, even though it can be annoying often.

>>179937521
It seems fun. I'm surprised it isn't more popular. I heard a lot about it a year ago and haven't heard much since.

>>179904902
>laning when you can just run around racking up kills
lol

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>>179934431
>their "smurf account" has 800 games and is in mid Silver with a 51% win rate and KDA of 2

>>179934431
what is considered a "good" KDA?

>>179915058
>and force the bush meme anyways.
Bush is never forced in /parag/, friend
>https://pastebin.com/ZaedWcma

>Open loot crate
>Blush Arctic Frost Dekker
>"wtf I don't even play her!?"
>Go to menu to look at costume
>Pink and White with Energy Coursing throughout costume
>"Oh that's actually kind of cool"
>Consider learning Dekker
Woah, so this is the power... Of ebin's skins.

>>179942979
I'd say 4 is what I'd call "good" (at 2.75 myself).

>>179946152
For every neat skin variant, there's a Wasteland Howitzer or Green Countess.

>>179947778
i like all the countess skins except her clown mask one

>>179948976
I don't know, I think it has a a certain charm to it.

Bedtime bump

>>179949901
the problem with all the female hero's skins are that none of them are lewd enough. since most of them are simple recolors if the character isn't designed like aurora and have half their ass hanging out at all times anyway the skins are still very bland. we need skins that let me see belica's tight little ass, seraths milf tits and sparrows long luscious legs

Different game bump

>>179936537
Just clueless players that makes it super frustrating at times.

>>179953956
Don't worry: Epic will get desperate and start bringing out the lewd once enough people ditch the game after hero balance is passed up again for no reason next patch.
>okay guys, we know we said everything would be different with the card rework, but please understand
>you need to get a feel for the heroes in the context of the new card system, that's all
>next patch in 9 weeks guys, see you in Agora!

>spend months duo queueing with friend and roomie
>both new to game
>60%ish winrate
>upper gold

>make smurf account to solo queue one month ago
>assume lots of shitting with shitters
>80% win rate
>upper gold

what

>>179956960
>Expecting any different below mid plat

Having a real bad day /parg/ questioning if I even know how to play this game anymore.

>>179955543
>update 45.2
>Increased Phase's blind duration to 5 seconds from 3,
>Obliterate now deals basic damage and can crit.
>Added new skin See Through Serath for 3000 coins.
>Added legendary variants for Bushy Belica and Domme Dekker to loot crates
>Bug fix: Muriel can no longer basic attack as it does not fit with her theme of being a defensive focused support

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>>179957662
>>Added new skin See Through Serath for 3000 coins.
>>Added legendary variants for Bushy Belica and Domme Dekker to loot crates
Best update

>>179957415
Don't question yourself, question your teamm8's.
That always helps

>>179957662
>Added new skin See Through Serath
my waifu is no whore she wouldn't dress like that

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I love this game but I hate it's community.

>>179958856
your waifu is a BPD slut

>>179959123
do we even have a community?

>>179959485
I was referring to leddit and the players I run into while playing. I love /parag/ and my bush bros though.

>>179959485
>your waifu is a BPD slut
shut your whore mouth

>>179959562
i love you too bushbro

>>179959578
>I wasn't myself anon I popped my ult that wasn't the real me I only love you
the state of serath cucks

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>>179960075
>I wasn't myself anon I popped my ult that wasn't the real me I only love you
>the state of serath cucks

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>>179960075
>>I wasn't myself anon I popped my ult that wasn't the real me I only love you
>the state of serath cucks
>Not realizing Yandere sluts only take out their rage/lust on one person
I didn't expect you to have much waifu experience anyway

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>>179960308
>>179961028
>>179960075
you guys need to quit arguing there is only one true pure waifu and everyone knows who that is

>>179961541
The best waifu is Morigesh though

all paragon girls are trash

>>179961748
That's just wrong

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>>179961748

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>>179961748
heres your (You)

>>179930167
Are you fucking with me, or can you explain why?

>>179959562
reddit is actually turning around a bit phase made them realize what complete retards the devs are. plus i saw a post that btfo out of syphin for being a shitter that actually got upvoted

>"don't chase you guys"
>proceeds to chase every chance they get and dies for it every time
>"sorry, my bad"

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My KDA with Kwang at the start of the week was 2.31 after 20 games of being shit. It's now 3.03.
Feels good man.

>>179964667
but whats your win/loss

>>179965213
Just over half. A bad losing streak over several matches took that from me.

Bed time. Keep her bumped: it would be embarrassing to lose another one. Sad, even.

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>>179969826
its the fucking yuros man we have enough life in the threads to were if they wouldn't die every other day if the fucking muslims would do their part and just post once or twice from 10am to 4pm

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>wait an entire day before playing because i get matched against strafe and chill pill duoing
>decide to play one game before going to sleep
>there's no escape

>>179961541
Her model looks so dopey

How often are new characters added?

>>179971448
#Every3weeks

>>179959562
>>179960075
Based bush bros

>Getting BLACKED by Phase
Who thought this was a good idea?

>>179945060
Who will play them in the inevitable cinematic version?

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>>179971383
what did you just say about my fuckin waifu

What's the fastest you've ever gained 8 fucking elo /parag/?
To be fair, their ape just fed our Revenant twice, disconnected and gave them a tier 2 in 5 minutes.

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>>179975337
I forgot to post it with this, was too amp'd up

>>179975337
i had an 11 minute match a few weeks ago but that was because the 4 stack on the other team quit and left their poor dekker alone. i spent the whole match feeding her kills by letting her hit me and then walking into the core

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>>179971127
Did you win though?

>>179974203
themselves with the magic of SFM

i made a smurf account that i only play sparrow on what are you guys doing to pass the time

>>179979375
Not smurfing because that detroys the game for lower Elo players. I guess you'd rise fast enough so they wouldn't have to put up with you for long, but still.

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>>179980820
but i love my waifu and i just wanted to honor her

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>>179979375
Playing anything but paragon right now.
Just waiting until phase fucks off, until then I'm having a stab at the attack on titan skill ceiling.

yuros plz

>>179984993
No worries, i'm here now.

Bamp

wukong is fun

>get Crimson Inquisitor Gideon skin in Vault
I never play Gideon, maybe have 5 games total, and yet the game keeps giving me his skins. The game KNOWS I don't play Gideon, because that's the stupid bullshit they track, yet they keep giving me his damn skins.

Post goofy deck names.

Gadget: Erectin an ASS

>>179989753
i have every single twinblast skin and 4 of his color variations and ive played less than 15 matches as him

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>>179993573
>>179989753
>Pick up Narbash and find out he's fun and I play him pretty well
>Unlock his mastery

>>179992061
countess #1

>>179992061
Suck my Kwang

>>179993573
Twin's skins are pretty fun, especially the energised variants.

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>>179992061
>You Keep Me Kwangin' On; Kwang Chung
>The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (Feng Mao)
>Plastic Beach; On Melancholy Hill (Murdock)
>Come On and Slam/ Welcome to The Jam (Steel)
>No Easy Way Out (Crunch)
>Good Vibrations (Narbash)
>Another One Bites The Dust (Twinblast)

A word of warning if you're on a losing streak: don't try digging up. Once you go below 1270, the already bad matchmaking goes completely to hell (I have hundreds of games under my belt and was put in with two BRAND NEW players and two friends smurfing together). The matchmaking is touted as being more than just some internal arbitrary Elo number, but that is exactly what it is. If it weren't for how much of a pain crafting/ getting cards is, I'd just start a new account.

>>179998265
Ground Control to Major Tom (Gideon)
Skillex (Phase)

>>179904637
Is the vault rigged in my favor? I just started playing and in the 2nd week i got gideon skin and on the 3rd i got sparrows. Are they trying to make me get excited and play more?

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>>180002946
>Ground Control to Major Tom (Gideon)
I might steal that

When will we get sfm of characters like Serath or Sparrow? It can't all be Countess

>>180008214
When Epic starts secretly paying porn artists to make videos of their characters.

>>180003665
I'm certain that crates are weighted to give skins of heroes the player doesn't use.

>>180011517
Im not talking about the crates, im talking about the monthly vault. Today i got my second token - missed first week - and they gave me another legendary skin, no way im this lucky but i still haven't reached level 15 so that's why im wondering if they are giving me the legendary stuff cause I'm new and they don't want me to leave the game?

https://streamable.com/u16e4

I'm surprised no one posted this

>>180013205
Idk. You're probably just lucky.

>>180013816
>hold lane against Wukong
>global ultimate

What did he mean by this?
Kallari?
Muriel?
Holding a lane against swarm of monkey men?

>>180014613
The only Global ults are Kallari, Murdock, Muriel, Morigesh, technically Kwang and Shinbi.
Discount Everyone except Kallari and Muriel, because they're the only ones that don't need to have set up their ult prior to it's use globally, and take Murdock out of the equation because his ult is a finisher. Since Muriel would be completely useless defending against a Wukong, I'm going to guess they meant Kallari.
SUGGESTION: Portal Stone.

Is this game actually alive?
Judging by this general it's... on life support

>>180023646
The game is fine the general is just slow.

>>180024239
Alright, I'll give it a try then. Tired of dota/lol/hots

>>180023646
The game is garbage rn dude try again in like 4ish months

The monkey of my team just had a 15/3/10

He did more than 1/3 of our kills.

Is that normal for a monkey?

Heroes being locked behind daily login rewards is the dumbest fucking thing. I like the game but not having access to a huge portion of the roster because "haha, you haven't played long enough :^)" regardless of my level or matches played is fucking dumb.

>>180033252
Did the developers say they are going to do this?

>>180033450
That's how it currently is. Am I misunderstanding what you're asking?

>>180033528
What hero are you talking about?

Because i am sure it's not like that.

>>180033795
He's saying that daily login rewards (if you're new) grant you more heroes in the roster, rather than leveling up and getting them that way, or just having them all at the start in general


My guess is to keep shitters out of the characters that require more than a few brain cells to play

I've seen some shitty Kallari's though

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>>180033795
A grand total of 25 heroes are locked behind time that might not even be spent playing.

>>180034719
I understand that's the reason; but, level seems like a much better gauge of how much experience you have in the game than daily logins.

>>180034940
>>180034719
Oh, i didn't know that.

Since when is it like that?

I remember that you don't start with all heroes, but then you had all pretty quickly through levelling. Or am i remembering wrong?

>>180034940
I'm thinking maybe just so you have time to try out the heroes to see which you like, before moving onto the more difficult heroes.

It also let's you see which roles, lanes, etc. That you like.

That's my understanding of it at least.

>>180035229
No you're right, it used to be based on levels


It came fairly fast too because level 5 was when you got the expert heroes


it's also when solo vs AI stopped giving you rewards

>>180035307
It's too much time for someone who doesn't have a life though. It really just gives me more incentive to ignore the game until I've unlocked the heroes I want then terrorize the pvp queue with my inexperience.

>>180035431
>It came fairly fast too because level 5 was when you got the expert heroes
Yeah, i remember.

Khaimera was "advanced" back then, kek. Thats why you couldn't play with him when you did your first matches.

>>180035643
Tbh I don't care about my Elo enough to complain about shitters


Everyone has bad games and bad teammates, just something you gotta deal with.

Bamp

bemp

>>180019443
I've actually been thinking about Portal Stone. Trouble is that you have to invest in a 5-point card that you'll pretty much have to dump by endgame or have one additional card to build with it.

>>179992061
>She Blinded Me, With Science! (You Know Who)

>>180025184
nope

looks like Goku went SSJB, he normally has low k/d but has high tower kills

>>180008214
seraths model got ripped it just hasnt been released to the public yet

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>>180046427
you're lying

>>179992061
>i am the igg man
>Lt. Spears
>morning steel
>mr meowgi
>twinsies

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>>180046643
>foot fetish

>>180046643
I want to kiss her lips.

Why can't i have a Serath gf?

>>180048143
>Why can't i have a Serath gf?
because milfs don't look like that in real life

>>180048143
damn i never realized what dsl's she had im gonna need to move her up the paragon waifu list

>>180048281
How old do you think is Serath?

>>180048495
>damn i never realized what dsl's
what's the difference between regular lips and dsl's?

>>180048606
dsl's are extra sexy

>>180048584
old enough to be a milf she's a christmas cake at the youngest

>>180048584
old enough to call her mommy

>>180048702
>dsl's are extra sexy
i know but what about them makes them dick sucking lips? just being sexier?

>>180048976
they're thicker/fuller than normal lips

>>180048976
I'm not the anon who said they are dsl's, but isn't it just a word to describe nice, full lips?

At least in my country we use a similar term for nice full lips.

>>180049173
>they're thicker/fuller than normal lips
>>180049247
>but isn't it just a word to describe nice, full lips?
thanks english isn't my first language so i wasn't really sure what was meant buy the term

>>180048709
>>180048753
I don't mind how old she is, i want to have her as my gf.

If she is rrally a mild that would mean she has a nice thick bush like most milfs have.

>>180049557
being able to call your girlfriend mommy is nothing but a benefit anon.
and we have established that serath does indeed have a thick milf bush check the OP

>>180011517
>100+ games as sparrow on legacy
>over 80 on mono
>got a gold chest rep and card packs from the vault
>got the murdock skin last vault having only played him 20 times over the life of the game and have every single Yin skin and variation from crates despite never playing a game as her ever

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>>179974203
>>179976895
>r34 Paragon sfm
What a time to be alive

>>179992061
>Supportive Frosty Bitch (Don't ask)
>Shinbi's Taint
>Shibi offbeat Jungle Jam
>Castess
>Incritable
>Elsa <3
>Shinbi K-PopOff
>Seratch of Arc
>Narbash, M.D.
>The Little Tank that Could (Sevarog)

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What kinda pubes would sevarog have?

>>180051485
>Death mask is Unbreakable (Sevarog)

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>>180048976
>what about them makes them dick sucking lips?
You tell me
>inb4 not a male

>>180051485
How many Shinbi decks does a man need?

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>>180052016
those are just ugly bimbo lips these are some dsls

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>>180052156
As many that can that can rival a Korean pop star's wardrobe

>>180052409
but shinbi only has 1 skin

>>180052606
Most heroes only have one skin, just recolored.

>>180052701
>teal instead of light blue? that'll be 7 dollars plz

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>>180052358
>those are just ugly bimbo lips
>these are some dsls
Be that as it may, all dsl's are welcome to perform on my o-chin chin

>/parag/- bush and dick sucking lips general
god i love it here.

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>>180053793
don't forget the universally agreed upon /our guy/

>>180054156
He is perfect, and the game should be balanced around him.

>>180054429
really bakes my beans how epic can employ a dev team that makes a perfect character like kwang and then shit out something like phase or rev

I want to shove my face into Phases bush

>>180055263
i want to shove my face into Shinbis bald cleft of venus

been away since AoI, is shit still retarded or did monkey save it?

>>180055857
phase still isn't nerfed if thats what you're waiting on and she wont be until at least v41 which is the 27th

>>180056017
That is sad to hear. Guess I have to wait out yet another week. Have they acknowledged the bullshit at least?
>muriel main

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>>180056471
>Have they acknowledged the bullshit at least?

>>180056471
they've done the complete opposite actually they did an entire episode of one of their community corners basically calling everyone who plays the game retarded and that we all just need to learn how to counterpick and git gud.

>>180055263
>>180055467
>>180055263
>>180055467
I want to lick Belica clean after she's sweaty and exhausted from a day of arresting criminals paying extra attention to her faintly hairy butthole

>>180056648
How can a company be this fucking stupid. Statistically she is even outlying was ahead of most. That isn't even considering her impact on fun. How in the fuck man

>>180056881
because you're a fucking scrub anon their in house dev games are fine and they've been playing phase for 5 months. also the card rework will change everything and it will all be fixed even though its not broken now :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpCzJ4q6wJU

>>180057124
~3:30 he says we want faster modes. Are we getting teamfights in the character select screen?

>>180056648
>>180056881
Pick Aurora

>>180057124
>overwhelming data showing phase is broke af
>everyone fucking hates phase
>pros say she is busted
this motherfucker just told us that his shitty little dev team found secret anti phase strats and thousands of us playing at much higher levels than them haven't? Epic you are better than this. The community has more total playtime with phase than your internal testing has. Just nerf the bitch and stop having this dick measuring contest with us, we all want the game not to suck.

>>180057576
at best a consolation pick against phase. Also fucks your comp to hell because aurora is mediocre at best.

>>180057576
>use stasis gem like everyone else past bronze
>your ult is now worthless and you're playing one of the worst characters in the entire game

>>179958382
Who is this
What is wrong with her

>>180056881
>impact on fun
This is really concerning. I know among my group of friends, we hate playing offlane anymore because Phase means we might as well be afk for the first 5 minutes. The lane is guaranteed unless the team invests time into keeping the Phase shut down.

>>180058296
>2B cosplayer from Nier
>taking too much DICK

>>180058296
>Shinukii
>2B
>Ahegao

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>>180058508
>Shinukii
>2B
>Ahegao
Huh?

>>180058862
see
>>180058431

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>>180059004
???

>>180058862
>>180059353
>>>/a/
>>>Google.com

>>180057793
did you try 3 carries against phase? how do you know it won't work if you dont try it

>>180057793
>>180060558
>The game has now entered the 'lose/win at the character select screen' Phase
Well it was a good run

>>180058081
>your ult is now worthless and you're playing one of the worst characters in the entire game
>Bait out the stasis gem with teammates
>Still have an additional cc ring of frost to trap enemies
Wood league spotted

>>180052358
>he doesn't like bimbos
What horrendously bad taste

>>180061868
>>Bait out the stasis gem with teammates
can we stop posting this stupid ass "bait stasis" meme stasis doesn't get baited no one is blowing stasis on a grux pull or a sparrow right click or some shit if theres an aurora on the other team
>Still have an additional cc ring of frost to trap enemies
and do what with it hit people for 120 damage while they're in it because you have support scaling? Since you're just going to say "Use it in a teamfight" Aurora gets blown up in fights because she also has low HP and is a melee character.

>>180062837
>can we stop posting this stupid ass "bait stasis" meme
I'm not saying that my experience makes it so that the method is perfect but if you or your team can't bait or haven't ever bait out stasis gem activations then I've offered all the help that I could
>>180062837
>"Use it in a teamfight" Aurora gets blown up in fights because she also has low HP and is a melee character.
No shit, it's like there aren't 4 other people on your team and other designated damage deale- OOoooh I get it now, you solo queue.

Is Morigesh really as brainless as "spam Mark on cooldown and ult if anyone escapes on low health"

I'm fucking in love with her but I'm not seeing anything more to her than this

also why does mark only do like 100 damage less than her ult

>>179963828
>reddit is actually turning around a bit
>a post that btfo out of syphin for being a shitter that actually got upvoted
No fucking way. Was there really? Can you link or remember what the thread was called?

>>180063642
Yes

You sound like a boring person

Because one only hits within spitting distance and the other is usable on Mars?

>>180063841
https://www.reddit.com/r/paragon/comments/6hq7hz/reducing_the_mmr_cap_was_bad_for_the_game/dj0fu7y/

if you want to see the deleted comment where he really gets shit on click halifax's name so you can see his post history

Yin is far too fucking strong.

>>180066749
so is rev!?
it's at a spectrum.

>>180066749
What about her is so strong? The ridiculous waveclear?

>>180066749
>>180067216
>>180067285
yin blows the only carry worse than her is grim.

>>180067631
-------------------(you)

>>180068451
But im not baiting Yin sucks. she has no poke, she has no escape unless her teammate is at a perfect distance and its very slow. she has no lockdown so people can just run from her, windburn is on a long CD now, her ult is terrible her right click is worthless in half the matches, shes melee so she can't stay back in fights but as soon as she goes in she gets stunned once by anything and blown up because her escape is shitty. the only thing she really does better than any other carry is waveclear which is the single most useless aspect of being a carry. Sparrow and Twin are better for teamfights, Murdock is better for poking and chasing but he also sucks. Serath destroys anyone 1v1 and has an escape a slow and invinc so she can actually stay alive or stay on someone. Rev is an instant kill or minimum force out of a fight on anyone he wants. What does Yin do? Be good when she's linked to Phase? Who the fuck isn't?

>>180068876
i just felt like saying something besides

B U M P

U

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>>180069274
what do you think bushposting is for

>>180068876
Her ult is her escape, man: turn a tight corner or head into a narrow path in the jungle, pop the ult and you're away. Her Lash Kick is explicitly a lockdown, and Windoburn's cooldown at level 3 or 4 isn't even long, it's just not as obscenely short as it used to be.
As for her waveclear, it helps her farm more effeciently: get her Raptors even once and let her take some jungle camps and her lead will become insurmountable unless you get complacent.

>>180069843
her ult isn't an escape, khai jumps through it, grux and sev dash through it, kwang tethers her the only thing it lets her escape from are carries or supports. lash kick could be a lockdown but like i said she's just gonna get blown up in fights so you're not really doing anything with it unless its a 1v1 in which case serath shits on her and every carry wins those anyway. any carry past 10-15 minutes can destroy a wave in less than 10 seconds and early game you dont even want to clear waves fast since you want to freeze the lane and farm it while the offlaner jerks off doing nothing, but thats another problem she has her lane pressure is shit since she's melee so as soon as someone gets under tower they're safe unlike the other carries where you have to get behind the crystal

>>180071040
It lets her escape more than any carry besides Serath and Wukong, and if you're saying Serath has better wave clear than Yin, you're wrong. Even Twin's grenades are on a cooldown and are pretty mana intensive. As for freezing the lane, you don't have to clear the wave you know: you can just...not. She's also pseudo melee, in that her range is almost but not quite that of a ranger when windburn's active, so I don't really see that as being a huge handicap either (and the amount of times a Yin dove my tower to finish me with lash kick is evidence enough that it's not an issue).

i know it's dead hours but does anyone have one of those tier ranking lists

>>180072756
tier lists of what? if you mean overall hero tier lists heres a simple one

Offlane: Feng Kwang Grey Serath Morg Sev Shinbi Monkey
Jungle: Grux Sev Kwang Khai Crunch
Mid: Belica Howie Morg
Carry: Rev Twin Sparrow Serath
Support: Phase and Dekker

everyone else sucks

>>180073419
>Mid: Belica Howie Morg
Gideon?

>Support: Phase and Dekker
I think Narbash is decent, too.

>>180073419
i meant the ones with the grades and the pictures
S+
S
A and shit. This is cool too though, also it's interesting that there's so many good offlanes and junglers but less of everything else

>>180073489
gideon has a bad ult small AOE on his ability and barely any CC
narbash is fine but theres no reason to pick him when phase exists

if you wanna give me a more detailed list i can try to make one myself

>>180073690
>gideon has a bad ult
Kek, thats true.

Everytime he is trying to use his ult on me i either escape or kill him instead, kek.

>>180073816
>>180073659
you can make any list you want here http://paragontierlist.com/

>>180073489
>>180073690
>>180073860
Post the gideon meme.
You know the one.

>>180073992
i don't know the one

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>rekking as Kwang, at 60 wqhile the enemy team are at 40
>12-2-2
>driveby tether Orb as enemy team attack it, ult in, kill one of them and steal it into the bargain, clean up another on my way out
>still lose because our feeder Serath disconnected
>KDA goes up, win % goes down
Yet. Again.
Seriously thinking of just quitting until ranked is implemented, because solo q is a fucking dumpster fire.

papq6qpap
bgbdedbgb
papq6qpap

>>180073419
>Shinbi above Countess
nah

>>180075797
>he thinks it'll get better

>>180074363
>"The operation will be a success, but we will all die."

>>180076298
It cannot possibly get any worse.

>>180077089
>he thinks it cannot possibly get any worse

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>>180075797
An update to the saga
>first pick in draft, lock in Kwang, call offlane
>someone picks an Iggy
>"Kwang offlane, are you kdding me?"
>"Kwang isn't offlane!"
>"Kwang and Iggy suck!"

>>180077795
>People shit talking Kwang
I hope you draft aborted

>>180077795
what elo are you where people actually know what lane roles are but are still stupid enough to think kwang is bad

triple bump

Loss after loss after loss after loss after loss in games where I do okay-to-great. Just had a Gideon that went 0-8.
Can't do it anymore. Logging in until I get the day 90 reward, but then I'm done with Paragon for a while.

>>180079987
I had the same struggle, but now i have a few people to play with and we actually win multiple games in a row now.

>feels good

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Fucking hypermode Khai with Phase is ridiculous: he's getting stacks from eating you while you try to kill her as quickly as possible so you can turn and try to fight him 1v1.

bumpo

>all this countess porn getting made
the floodgates are opening /parag/ this is going to also advertise the game a shitload now we just need someone to link these people the rest of the roster so the waifus who are actually worthy of this attention can get some

>>180077795
At least your teammates talk to you. I plea to them every game

>>180083906
>teammates
Dodged that shit bruh.

>>180083043
>all this countess porn getting made
Who cares about Countess porn?

Seraths bush is the only one i care about.

>>180083043
I was thinking about getting some Mori work commissioned. I'll post it here first bush bros

Bamp

>>179904637
>tfw you pass basic and check out the next 2 heroes
>tfw already slipping

Bimp

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Rank ur waifus in the order in which you want them to be made into sfm pron

Need 2 for full party.
Add ragincajunnugz on psn or ssj_nugget on epic.

As slow as this general is we might be full but feel free to add.

Pre-game bump

Win-bamp

Does Obliterate count as one ability for Steel's Ablative Armour, or are all of the projectiles a single instance of ability damage each?

i think this might be the best general on this website the 6 people in here are fun

>>179908378
>>179909368
When will this shit meme end? It has nothing to do with console faggots. After about 50 games or so console and pc players both have near identical performance overall. One of the top sparrow players is controller-only. Being on a PC doesn't make you part of a super secret cool club (if you think it does, fuck off from this site). If it wasn't for PS4, paragon would have died out long ago. Try playing on console and see how many pc players you see highlighted per match - very very few, maybe 2 or 3 tops per lobby.

I say this as a plat PC/PS4 player who prefers PS4 for party chat and easy lounging. Also, bush memes fucking suck. There I said it.

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>>180107425
>Also, bush memes fucking suck

>>180107425
I'm this guy >>179909368 and i am a console player.

I'm not saying that you are shit if you are playing on a console, i'm just saying that many console players (many pc players, too of course) don't understand how mobas work. They don't buy any cards, they chase every enemy and die, they use their ults to clear waves of minions.

Bedtime bump: keep her going for about 10-12 hours, yeah?

>>180109142
i've clocked in for my shift anon

>>180109142
Okay anon, i'll bamp for you.

>>180099719
Serath>dekker>countess>gadget>Muriel desu senpai

>>180107425
You're a retard if you don't think there is a difference of skill between the two platforms, I'm an idort too, but it's still clear as day to me.

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>>180111497
>Serath
>number 1
My nigger

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can u believe this shit?
i was morigesh

>>180118823
Why is Phase' name not redded out?

>>180118823
ffs that is the third i lost today, the same happened last sunday. I think that i'll never play on sunday again

>>180119152
because im an idiot lol didnt see it

>>180118823
How?

>>180118823
>porcodio
Are you italian?

I play the game on ps4 and im gonna go to a summer house for a couple of days, when I come back does my daily reward reset to day 1? If so can i download the game on my shitty laptop and just run the game daily for that?

>>180121428
Yep

>>180124956
No it doesn't it stays on the last day u claimed the reward

>>180126493
So if tomorrow is day 22 i could leave the game for a week and when I come back it log at day 23?

>>180126935
I think so, some time ago i didnt log for a day or 2 and it didnt reset

>>180127282
Thanks senpai

near death bump

>>180086828
Good man

Any leaks for upcoming heroes?

>>180104478
Do you know how many it absorbs?
When I've hit him before I've seen it deteriorate during my obliterate
BARS

Consolefag here, im not super sure about this, but I just got a new PC, should I play the game on that instead? I have been playing paragon for a year on console, so I don't know how dramatic the change will be with controls, and I don't know if I'll be worse overall, any thoughts?

>>179904637
Need some people to play with these randos are p bad.

>>180132485
download it try a game against bots to see how you play

>>180132616
Tell us the name, then we can add you.

>>180126353
che cazzo?! I love Italy now

>>180132736
RaveFLyz

>>180099719
Belica Serath Aurora Dekker Sparrow
Sparrow would be higher but I dont think many SFM artists will respect key attributes of her character in their work

>>180106018
its a very fun general because we have no dedicated trolls or shitposters. thats partly because we're too small to have those and partly because everyone who is here actually hates the game so the only thing that actually pisses anyone off is saying kwang sucks or that your waifu is shaved

>>180132485
you can just plug a controller into your pc

>>180136023
I will add you tomorrow, it's already late here.

I am only silver and main Serath, is that a problem?

>>180107425
ps4 players are garbage
>Also, bush memes fucking suck
oh you're just a shitposter

will i ever get the fucking sparrow skin from the vault

>>180143304
I got 2 deck slots today, yay

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>>180143415
>hey guys we wanted to give you a little reward for constantly playing our game we added a mega vault full of exclusive skins or some keys
>oh but we also filled it with a bunch of useless shit even though there are 0 other ways to get these skins thanks for playing :^)

>>180138043
>or that your waifu is shaved
but my slutfu is shaved

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>>180138043
>partly because everyone who is here actually hates the game
Y-Yeah man! Fuck this game! I totally hate playing Sparrow and Aurora! I totally enjoy other shit like... Fighting games! Yeah that's it!

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>>180144543

If anyone wants to add me my name is ThantonDS

I mostly main a jungling sev or jungling rampage and I'm silver, I hope that's not too much of a problem.

Page 9 is no good

>>180144256
>cuntess mains
>>180144543
i like playing sparrow and fighting games too bushbro in fact i made a smurf account just so i could play only her and im really looking forward to the new dbz game since SF5 blows

>>180132485
I was on the same boat.buy a Xbox one controller and I can promise you'll never look back at your ps4.
Only ever get on that shit for when ever I ping and dc out of a match I can instantly comeback on ps4,miss out on my frames and grass but at least I make it back in to finish the game.

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>>180148205
a true /fgg/ and /parabush/ bro indeed

>>180149853
>tfw no cammy/belica special forces SFM yet

>>180151192
>cammy/belica special forces SFM
Be careful, this is how https://pastebin.com/ZaedWcma got created.
>ParagonxStreet Fighter Waifu crossover fanfic
Has /parag/ finally made it?

Made it to platinum finally bump

>>180152919
congratulations now you can see how it never ever gets better with your own eyes

>>180152045
>Be careful, this is how https://pastebin.com/ZaedWcma got created.
>implying a belica/cummy fanfic would be a bad thing

>>180127657
Different anon. Also, it goes way past 30, i'm on 76 right now

>>180153540
it goes forever but the rewards were obviously not planned out past the first 30 days. some guy posted a screencap of the 120 day "big" reward and its just rep with half the shit before that being 50 crafting materials

Zharkos, can I get a look at your Sevarog deck? Can you give me some tips with him too?
I seem to do okay with him except for those stacks, I'll have 140 in a little after 30 minutes but I always feel I'm rushing to that point. I get trouble getting to level 3 before river camp too.

>>180141439
>>180112896
>muh PC masterrace!
I was in comms with a retard who kept spouting this nonsense, couldn't believe it. Some of the best players play on PS4 and it isn't like you can't use a mouse and keyboard on PS4. The idiots who spout this garbage are 100% low golds/silver trying to find an excuse on why their teams are so bad.

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Is this game badly optimized or is my computer not as good as I think it is

>>180154354
the only person who plays on ps4 who is any good is bobbybojangles. stop with the console war bullshit and just accept that ps4 players blow and most of them don't even know what a moba is

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>>180154354
desu I use controller most of the time and only plug in my mouse when my thumbs get tired from constant movement and juking
>inb4 console fag
>>180153313
>>implying a belica/cummy fanfic would be a bad thing
I would never, just saying that unless you want to rub your chinpo/o-manko into oblivion, be careful what you wish for

>>180155195
ive never had any problems with it and it runs on UE so it should be fine unless they horribly fuck everything up.

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>>180152045
>Has /parag/ finally made it?
akinator still doesn't know my waifu so we have a ways to go

>>180157926
Fair enough
Did it ask about bush?

>>180160336
no but it did ask me what color her hair was 5 or 6 different times so take that to mean what you will

pregame bump

Morning /parag/

>>180131390
His armour absorbs four abilities and recharges over time.

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Anyone else playing Co-op right now with bugged (enemy?) minions?
I'm killing the ranged ones in 2 hits, and the melee ones in 3.
And this was in the second minute, with Grux at level 2.
Got to their inhibs in 5 minutes, core at 8.

>>180155867
This. They have no idea what they're doing.

>>180167794
someone in the match is playing their first or second game it makes all the minions have half health and all the AI is even dumber than usual

>>180168774
Hah, that explains a lot.
As if the AI needs any more dumbing down, kek

>>180167794
That skin would be PERFECT if Grux was more recognizable through the helm

Wait, bots are even more broken than usual? Jesus Christ, Epic.

>>180170476
that one of the only good skins in the whole game normal grux looks terrible

Morning bamp

Weather's too fucking hot to play lads. Holy moly.

>>180174384
Lame excuse.

Start playing, otherwise you will never reach your goal.

>>180175054
My goal is further away than ever thanks to a spectacular losing streak. I'm basically back where I started last October.

>>180175705
Ohh

I'm sorry to hear that mate.

Morning bump. Will ebin actually balance patch today? Will we get summer bikini skins?

>>180175843
On one hand i would love to see Serath half naked and sexy, on the other hand that would be wrong, a knight without armor?

>>180176175
but which half

>>180177369
The ass.

>>180177438
serath's ass is low key thicc af that shit even expands plate armor good taste plus that half lets you see the bush too

https://www.epicgames.com/paragon/en-US/news/v-40-5-release-notes
Oh boy, lookit all them skins.
At least they're fixing the draft bug and "looking at" Rev, Phase and Mori.

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>>180178407
>mfw Serath main
>mfw immune to Morigeshs and Revs ultimate

Is there anything she can't do?

>>180178539
Be a real girl :(

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>>180178707
:(

>>180178707
>>180178753
VR paragon when

>>180178407
i love every single rogue sparrow skin they've released but they've locked them all in the fucking loot crates and i refuse to spend $500 on video game cosmetics. i would literally spend $15 to have the blue version and the ivory royal garb sounds cool as fuck too. do they really make enough money off of like 100 chinks buying thousands of these things that it would be a loss to actually sell them

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best waifu bump

>tfw fell to silver
>tfw afraid that the longer I spend in this bracket, the worse I'll get due to not having to exercise good habits
>tfw winning is a fucking coin toss every time
I had a "support" Greystone last match who just decided to roam the map for kills after five minutes.

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>>180155867
>>180168049
Not him but
>muh PC perfection
Fuck outta here. We have 3/5 PC players on our team and they're fucking retards. The Phase refuses to help anyone else except the Grim, aka the worst character in the game. They're just feeding the other Khaimera.

>>180183171
>biggest feeder is a greystone on ps4 with 7 cs 10 minutes in the game
>implying anyone is basing "x players suck" on silver shitter garbage matches anyway

>>180184206
>majority of the player base is silver
>not using the largest sample size to draw conclusions
Neck yourself

>>180184713
>majority of playerbase are silver shitters
>majority of players in silver are on ps4
really buttered my biscuits

I wonder if we'll be archived when I wake up

>>180178407
>"It's okay, we promise we'll fix our stupid heroes! Please buy crates and roll for Sparrow Skin recolor #46!"

lol, the guy calling for a Greystone nerf in the release notes comments section.