ss13g - spesshealsluts on the edge of cumming

First for heal sluts need you.

>Joanna Slurp is a heal slut, yes or no?

Do you even need to ask?

vg's very own gef21 has been found in an overwatch asmr stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqZBsd0faDQ&feature=youtu.be&t=5h43m31s

>>179821910
>Joanna Slurp is a heal slut, yes or no?
>That image
I wonder who is behind this

>>179822389
Why were you watching Overwatch ASMR streams?

>>179822531
I just have it on as background noise desu

>>179822423
>I wonder who is behind this

Ysabel Buttersworth. Trying to sully the name of my pure waifu.

>>179822628
Then how did you know gef21 appeared on it? You'd need to be watching.

And that's not any better

>>179822389
what the fuck kind of video is this

>>179824794
This thread has nothing to do with videogames.

>>179822864
>casual clothing
For public use maybe, but it looks pretty uncomfortable to wear that at home
Look at that dress. It's definitely for looks and not for comfs.

>2 objectives to kill me
w-wew

Sorry for the traitor guy who I absorbed

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>>179822864
He's a "trustworthy" "Captain".

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>>179821910
>It's the fucking OP pic

I know some autists are going to get angry as hell about this but I can't find it anything but hilarious

>>179825067
Orders were orders. Thanks for the guns though, they were very useful.

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>that fucking horror-form ling

>>179825146
t. mad thread splitter

THIS IS SS13G, if you wamt reddit13g go to TG

>>179825124
Apology denied, prepare for the metagrudge you prick.

>>179825252
no, this is "spesshealsluts on the edge of cumming" which is entirely unrelated to /ss13g/

Lings were total bros this round

>>179825250
>Ends up in crit by repeatedly destroying shocked grilles and getting caught on the doors AI shocked on its way
>Barely alive by the time the crew blows up a fuel tank in its face and spaces it

>>179825252
This is reddit13
The other thread was /ss13/

>>179825195
Who's gonna get more angry, autists or medbay players?

>>179825334
it says ss13g in the op
>>179825373
it says ss13 in the op and was made first

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>>179825370
>tfw I had my gun set to stun and was still shooting at it like an idiot as it chased me through the halls

>>179825561
The fact that the entire thread is offtopic doesnt save it from having the word ss13 in the title.
This is secondary videogames.

>>179821910
Every time I check back on this general it's even worse than the last.

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>We have Ham
>We have green eggs
>We have Green eggs and Ham
>It's not made with either ham or green eggs

>>179825750
use this general instead
>>179825434

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>>179822864
I'm not a slut BTW

>>179825854
>thread splitting again
You're going to get banned anon..

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reminder that lifeweb is superior

we just got a new gamemode, what did you get recently?

>>179826020
herpes after fucking your mother

>>179825379
I'm both and I'm angery
I like playing MD and I like playing healer roles in general and I want people to STOP RUINING IT WITH THIS
It's not my fault people are so lonely and desperate that they'll pretend other fake people want to fuck them
I am ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT HEALSLUTS

@179826020
don't worry anon it's the weekend soon, you'll be able to assualt all the kids you want

>>179826057
serves you right for defiling corpses

>>179826153
She wasn't dead when we started

>>179826218
But she died 10 seconds later when you were done

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>>179826127
>that reddit attempt to quote

wew, vgstation sure did open its floodgates to the wonderful community of reddit and hippiestation

good thing lifeweb is too hidden for you

>>179826352
hownew.ru

remember to report autistic shitposters and threadsplitters, stuff like that is what got /ksp/ deleted and we don't want our general to be banned forever.

do your part today, report shitposting thread splitters, ignore shitposters, talk about the game and dont use the discord

>>179826365
>>179826449


lifeweb discussion belongs here, all byond game generals get removed and rerouted here

>>179825656
>Lawbringer isn't set to ricochet or at least rapid
Why even pack it you loser. Use your vest shotgun or an AEG next time.

>>179826449
Yeah, remember to report this faggoty offtopic thread for threadsplitting guys.
We don't need this ruining our community.

>>179826480
you have a dedicated discord hidden from the unwashed masses, lifeweb discussion gets deleted because nobody wants it

You know what, the discord isnt sounding that bad now. At least we can see what faggot made that image in the op. I quit the thread, its getting to /kspg/ levels.

>>179826640
>gets so triggered over a fucking picture he quits the thread

when did 4chan users go from hardcore fucks who could watch necrophilia porn into tumblr tier babies.

>>179826839
gb2/b/

>>179826612
I think Lifeweb gets deleted because janitors say "I've never heard of this game, it doesn't deserve a general."

>>179826532
>Lawbringer
Nah nig, just an energy gun. I don't usually into guns beyond the mining fart guns, I'm still relatively new to this game.

>>179826924
No, I think you need to return to reddit. If an image TRIGGERS you, then you have something wrong with you. You only need to look at the OP image once, just scroll past it. Why should the entire site change to suit your desires? Just because you're too childish to ignore things you don't like.

>>179826989
Those "farts" are still a minimum 15 brute and as anyone from the pre-floor tile nerfs can tell you, it's more than enough to kill savagely.

After minerals drop, go order some AEG kits from science and upgrade your eguns

>>179826839
These tumblr babies are even posting their shit as the OP image

>>179827107
>waaahhh why dont people want to put up with my degeneracyyyyyyyy waaaahhhhh
yeah nah fuck you cunt

>>179827197
>one person has a huge problem with a fucking png file
>nobody else really cares
>that one person should be catered to because (s)he is being vocal about disliking it

>>179827197
It's just memes, senpai
Chill out :^)

>>179826640
the spirit of /kspg/ lives on in /ss13g/ through n*xis

>>179826640
/kspg/ stole our antag datums and are holding them hostage, we must unite to defeat them!

http://pochi.x.fc2.com/kisekae/k_kisekae2.html

Make your static in the best character creator yet, it takes a while to learn

>>179827316
>one person is vocal about it
>this somehow means everyone else is okay with it

>>179827539
it's easy to be okay with something you dont like, especially when it's a png and you can scroll past it in a second. Nothing forces you to look at it.

If people had a huge issue with it more people could complain, instead they go "huh thats weird" and move on with their lives.

>>179827491
but my static is a man

>>179827764
>nothing forces you to look at it
Nigger that is the OP image of our thread
To get into the thread itself I have to look at that faggot shit.
Fuck right off.

>>179827836
You have to look at a small version of it, so small you can't read the text. ;_;

Your life must be perfect if an image you are not forced to look at with text you are not forced to read is a big problem for you.
4chan x bookmark the thread, then you can click the thread in the bookmarked section and it jumps you right to the last post you read,
skips the OP

>>179827807
Make them female(male).

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Post job music. Basically anything you listen to while playing a specific job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56nHBah7mdE
Related, basically anything by Jimmy Buffet while playing Medbay. Calming, happy music to keep my focus while I've got three different people with aliums brewing in them on the surgery table.

>>179828105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm932Sqwf5E
AI/Borg/Assistant/journalist/scientist/sec

>>179828095
Fuck you

Engineerslut picture when? Securityslut OP when?

What would you even put on them?

>>179828032
>WHY CANT I POST MY FAGGOTRY AND NOT BE CALLED OUT FOR IT????? :((
kys

come to lifeweb

we bully degenerates here

>>179828334
>not posting superior doom ost

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wbroOMBYBYU

>>179828895
Seriously though, fucking fuck cult mode.I keep getting flashbacks every time I hear or see that shit.

>>179829406
That's what makes it fun mate. My only regret is when a lag spike niggered me while I was shotgun dueling a harvester in space.

>>179821910
Shit OP pic, the ice on genitals should be a punishment for cryo only faggots though.

>>179828864
>lifeweb is rife with all manner of degeneracy that is encouraged
>"we bully degenerates" they say

>>179828895
this. new doom is inferior to true doom.

>>179829606
If I was free to just kill everything that moved it'd be okay. I can do that. It's when all the greytiders are mucking up the battle lines that it gets out of control. There's only so much you can do when every cultist has 5 guns from cargo or rnd

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>>179828105
https://youtu.be/C7Xv0mJkHpw
Shaft Miner
It's just so soothing.

>>179830056
make a public announcement that anyone not implanted will be killed on sight. raise to red alert. tase and lase anyone who doesn't have that green square above their head

>>179829730
sure all those stories from reddit must be true

why not try for yourself?

>>179830327
Admins don't consider that an excuse and I made too many mistakes when I started out so I'd get hurr your notes are terrible permabanned no appeal for 6 months shit even though I've done good for a long time now.

>>179830554
ahelp and ask before you do it and I'm sure 80% of them would say you could do that.

>>179828607
sorry, I know you had a bad day at your job of being a neet, I'll try to not trigger you so much in the future.

>>179830331
>let me call him a reddittor, that will destroy his credibility!
I have tried it for myself. I'm speaking of my own personal experience, and I don't why you would assume I wouldn't be. lifeweb would've been a phenomenal game if it wasn't for the degeneracy. it has great mechanics, great ideas, great atmoshpere, and a consistently good look to it.

>>179829689
This

>>179831324
yeah, so degenerate that child rapists get flayed alive by inquisition if there ever are child rapists

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>>179828105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbf1EtLP7s4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FO3QEVE_SQ
I just like house music 2bh

>>179830845
Implants really only mean anything in the first 20 minutes. After that, anyone that's been out of sight for 3 minutes could be compromised. I got scars man, I'll never forget those maint wars against "implanted" cultists.

>>179828592
Every time you harmbaton is one stroke.

>>179828592
security would be pretty ez

>>179833180
implanted=\= deconverted. cult is one of the few game modes where sec has to use the fullness of their skills (which tend to be very few), rather than soley relying on the yellow ball instawin shooter like they would in most other solo antag situations. Playing sec on cult though is sone of the most fun, because it actually feels like a challenge beyond just tasing the obvious badguy and winning

did anyone get a screenshot of the cargo expansion?

>>179835236
I know Not only that but I'm saying they can remove the implant, cult, then reimplant

CMO, why did you dispose of my corpse when you succ'd me?

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Firefighter carry when? It'd be quicker and easier than looking for a locker or chair to pull around.
>>179828105
I don't listen to music while playing but I like watching tech videos, LGR, VWestlife, BBISHOPPCM and Bigclivedotcom

>>179835816
The only people that were there were two other miners, so I doubt it did.

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So what do anons here think about goonstation? It had a recent population surge so it's playable now, no longer less than 10 pop for more than 50% of the day.

Overall they seem to have the most advanced features, the sheer amount of shit in their code is crazy. Plus the secrets are fun. Only thing i dislike is the SJW-y rules

>>179836339
Goon and /vg/ are the only two servers I've ever played on.

>>179835841
yeah, I used to do that alot, but deimplanting takes so much fucking time it's not really worth it and won't be done more than a few times at most. you have to make sure you control departments and have a constant presence over them. cargo,science, and medical are the most important departments to keep under your boot.

Man, that round really made me sad. Having the rest of sec just not fucking responding to your cries for help isn't fun.

>>179836543
Sec was awful that round in general, the whole place was chaos and it just took far too long to end.

>>179836339
flat out secrets are pretty gay

>>179836339
people here like to talk massive shit about goon, but it's probably the second best server for lowrp after us of course.

>>179836620
I did my best, but Val Oth has a two-digit Iq and the HoS wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in storage either.

>>179836162
Just use the metal in your toolbox faggot. Maybe make a chair too then use your cable for a fucking noose.

>>179827491
I will do this later'

there needs to be a controlled substance on the station, like space crack or something. That way sec can crack down on more brown crew members

coderslut game -ss13/vg/

>make a pull request
kiss that cock!
>get a thumbs up on your pr
give it a lick
>yclat calls you a retard fuckface
no touching yourself for 24 hours
>your pull request is merged
deepthroat it for 10 seconds!
>your pull request is emoji spammed by kolith
slap yourself in the face hard with that cock!
>riekland comments
tell that scottish neet to join you in serving that dick~

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Explain

>>179837554
We have space drugs.

>>179837561
You're only posting this because you want Joanna to make more waifu PRs.

>>179837712
learn item sizes and capacity size. The large box is insane storage.

>>179837712
It's too big to fit into the mouth of the bag.

>>179837723
Who is Joanna~?

>>179838147
CodenameB

>>179838147
Joanna is a brown skinned male who mains sec and acts racist to other brown skinned people.

>>179838147
plaugewalker's cargo main

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>work for nasa
>Can't even admin a ss13 server for a week before being deadminned

>>179838368
>>179838416
>>179838554
Is Joanna a good housewife? Who is the best housewife waifu?

>met a pretty blonde at my store
>I ask for her ID when ringing her up
>her name is Sarah Johnson
>was tempted to ask her if she wants to play with my rapid piping device later tonight
is sarahjohnson a cute blonde from Wisconsin?

>>179839543

>Female username on a 2d autmos simulator

Oh gee anon do you think it's a girl or a male attention whore?

>>179837723
none of it is illegal under space law though

>mednano duping removed
>no one makes mednanos anymore
revert when

>>179840860
I'll start mass producing mednanos everyround again when they make it so it fixes broken bones. fuck off with the revert, though, chemduping is gay

i'm engaged with avada
but i want to hug riekland

>>179840860
I used to bring beaker of nanos to medbay almost every round if I got lucky with vaults, and only got sad when I saw them on the table 30 minutes later not even made to mednanos
fuck that

>>179840629
newfig

what is the ultimate 50u healing pil

>>179842413
40 tricord, 10u milk

>>179842413
for what

>>179842720
for ultimate

>>179840860
what was the mednano duping?
What PR? I'm not seeing it.

>>179842413
Nothing. There's no sufficient armor that will endure sustained fire. You can't practically stack similar chems in sufficient amounts to get more than a short window of durability and only with ling rapid regeneration and stun clear on top of the special counter armor against whatever you're using.

So just fill a box with pill bottles of chems in appropriate doses and get on with life.

>>179842796
there isn't one, pills are supposed to be incident specific.

>>179842807
>sustained fire
For a moment, I thought you were talking about actual fire and I was about to yell at you

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/15190
rate comment and subscribe

>>179842413
inaprov
dex+
kelo
derm
bicard
DD
honey
mednano
peridaxon

or something like that, i'm not sure about the amounts
also, maybe some tramadol

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>>179842915
We had a warden bring in a firefighter ripley. He instantly died the moment he stepped out

>>179841221
tbqh mednanos are not worth the effort required to get them. you cant hand them out to people because they'll overdose on it and not only hurt themselves due to their idiocy, but also hurt others. you won't use them as an antag, because by the time you make nanomachines, the halls will be crawling with 50 ED's, sec will have 20 stun revolvers each, AI will be on NT or Robocop, and the shuttle will be in docked because: " no more balids, let's reroll pls". combat nanos metabolize so quickly , that it's hardly worth it and you need to need to ration it scrutinously. you also cant use it to make cyberhorror outbreaks, since it's luck based and requires a large amount to consistently cyberhorror someone(and it usually takes some time). the only reason they existed in the first place was so everyone can jerk off to their MGS memes

>>179843152
This. I made appropriately dosed mednanos for the lobby and people just horked it down, popped and the shuttle had to be called because like 15 people turned into horrors by the end

>>179843126
>R-UST fire
Not even lepo would save you from this hell

>>179843126
someone redpill me on firefighter ripley's

>>179837000
What if you don't have metal on you?

>We should have oxygen lockers with medkits to treat dam-
>JUST CARRY DEXALIN ON YOU AT ALL TIMES.

>>179843117
Inaprov is only taking up space if you use another painkiller and have internals on
Oxycodone's better.
All the botany chems got duplicated so you can stack those as well

>>179843375
Unless you're the RD so you can recall, the CE with the spare so you can make the rcd cable layer repair ripley yourself people just call and it's a big waste of time clamping the foam, tanks and other supplies into the cargo hold and an rcd worth of rare minerals

>>179843524
>What if you don't have metal on you?
Do you even hear yourself? How much of a useless waste of space are you?

>>179828105
Whenever I antag, I listen to Arne Åsmund.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEzWPmKWM0s

For that psychopath feel.

>>179843534
which other chemicals stop internal bleeding

>>179843117
>inaprov
metabolises too fast to be useful in small doses
>dex+
makes inaprov useless, is actually good to put in a pill. Dosage depends on use.
>kelotane + dermaline
needs to be stacked to do burn damage well, need at least 5 of each to heal any real damage still.
>bicard
Anything less than 5u wont heal shit damage and is way more useful as a single OD pill to stop internal bleeding.
>DD
Dice roll tier, needs a lot to be really useful.
>honey
reliesonbotany tier, probably better to make one full pill of it on its own for nutriment and minor healing
>mednao
lol
>peri
lol
>tramadol
painkillers are useless if you are healing the damage unless you have broken bones and don't actually remove pain.

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>first round in 9 months
>metaclub
>wizard
>mfw

still good though, you were a real sport hugh

>>179843756
Sitting in a permanent state of bicard-inaprov OD is kind of ick. I guess as long as you're aware that if you slip on monitoring yourself your liver will fail and you're fucked it's okay.

>>179843756
bicaridine overdose

>>179844021
peridox to fix your liver

>>179842413
5u lexorin
5u chlorine
5u flourine
5u fuel
5u toxin
5u plant-b-gone
5u sacid
5u pacid
5u thermite
5u plasma

CMO approved top-shelf stuff

>>179844271
I guess if you can recall the shuttle while you work on your borers or xenobio

>>179844279
>this won't kill you
where's the mutagen you fucking sissy?

>>179844461
Well you can reduce the amounts a little to get a 16 dmg/process poison. It's pretty raunchy

>>179844279
just like order 5 exotic seed crates and find a seed with peridox. once you find one you can literally mass produce millions of units of peri and all you need is a grinder, a wirecutter and a tray

>>179836339
>farts are hilarious, just like in second grade
that's all i have to say about goons

>>179844881
but they are anon, just like in second grade.

>>179844716
meant for>>179844427

>leave serb because of drama
>try and dick around in VOREstation for fun.
>"I'll just screw around and fuck off when done"
>Now it's been over a month
>I can't push myself to leave the server.

SEND HELP

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>>179845861

>>179845861
>playing on /vg/ for years
>not have a discord
>drama = 0
if the drama bothers you, then just ignore it or remove yourself from it.

>>179847531
i want to meatclub discord!

>>179847531
That's the problem. Their server is integrated with the Discord, and there is no drama . There is no DUDE BOMBS LMAO or obnoxious trannies. I just feel at zen with the server.

>pjb finishes SS14
>everyone migrates over
>pjb will literally change how we play the game
feels great

>job orientation
>end up staring at this girls fat tits for 8 hours
>half expected to be called and told not to come back

wew lad

when will ss13 get mammaries

>>179848925
oh yes, those 32x32 tits

>>179848868
t. pjb

>>179848826
>integrated discord
explain

>>179849124
THEY WERE SO BIG, HER SHIRT AND BRA COULDN'T CONTAIN THEM, THEY ENDED UP JUST SITTING ON THE TABLE TOWARDS THE END

>>179849285
>doubting pjb
listen you fucking ignorant asshole, pjb is the GREATEST coder this server has ever seen, and you saying stupid shit like this just shows not only how retarded you are, but also how new you are. Pjb is trying his hardest to keep this game alive, and it staying on byond is not helping. He is the only one who realizes this, and you should show me - I mean, him a little respect

>>179850023
Their Discord has a bulletin-board channel that basically tells you what events are going on, what jobs are understaffed, announcements from certain departments, etc. It's pretty cool, actually.

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>>179850224
this isn't pjb's specific brand of stupid

this is someone else's brand of stupid

why do people do this

>>179821910
As a Mechanic with a wooden prosthetic arm... I'll be visiting medbay more often.

>>179848868
>coder with an ego like his, who maybe plays 3 times a year, chipping away at an impossible task
Ignoring the fact that the likelihood of ss14 happening is depressingly low, are you really going to hold your breath for a remake made by him? I challenge both the achieveability and credibility of this project.

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>>179821910
>that image
I'm not playing until the next thread.

>>179850717
Even if ss14 gets made, he wont host his own server because hes underage and probably poor. people would rather just stay here unless pomf just decides to close the server once the remake is done

>>179850542
the hell? that's blatant metagaming.
you're pulling my leg anon. post proofs or it's bs.

>>179851071
Paradise and some other servers have discord as part of the server now. They dont care about metagaming like we do.
It's a shithole anyway so it doesn't detract from the game because you can't do anything with your metagaming shit anyway.

>>179851071
Because they are a HighRP server, they are given more breathing space and expected to not be powergaming retards because, what is there to metagame? Same goes for tableclimbing and resleeving.

>>179851516
what is resleeving?

>>179851778
A much quicker method of cloning. You get a mind record when you get an implant which saves itself in a resleeving console. They are able to simply print out your body and put it into cryo. After the body is finished, they simply pop it into a pod and upload your consciousness into it. Baystation has this too, I believe.

>>179850650
it's just a little funnie

>>179844054
whats the dosage on that anyway? It tried with forty units bicard, ten antitox the other day and it didn't work.

>come to work at 3pm
>everyone is fucking angry
I had a bad day, lads.

>>179842413
>50u
>he doesn't know that upgraded chemmaster can produce 100u pills

>>179852643
Put yourself on <30u arith, all the antitox, 90 inaprov, put in 90 bicard, Iron, eat some food. Smoke it out once the bleeding stops.

>>179852718
Most people don't cause
>Rnd
>Mechanics

>>179852838
>smoking out your system
>not napalming it to sterility
when did we become a breeding grounds for filthy casuals

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>>179852701
iktf lad

moo

>hos a banned shit
>det a vaildhungry shit
>officer an autistic yet interesting RP'r
the other officer made me literally go catatonic and it was funny seeing the hos get mad when i didnt leave the brig

>moo

>>179852838
That seems like a lot more work than just whacking them in the head with a wrench then cloning them

>moo
What did he mean by this?

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>ahelping getting killed on the shuttle 1 min before round is over

>moo
the plot thickens

>moo

Literally autism, I hope he stays banned.

>>179855076
>not ahelping a shitter being a shitter
>killing someone 1min before you can shuttlegriff freely

>>179855076
yeah go fuck yourself

>>179854918
It was very hard to properly and fairly give you the investigation you needed while also hearing that a changeling was loose in my earpiece.
That, and the Detective really wanted you dead.

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>playing Clown

>>179855115
>>179855084
>>179854989
>>179854927
>>179854904


was me, honestly just bored and didn't care about being banned

>>179855664
Wot

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You should be able to mutate animals outside of monkeys, these mutations could be positive or negative, like genetically modified chickens that lay more eggs than a normal chicken, cows that produce milk with all sorts of effects.

It could be apart of xenobotany
Cows that produce slime toxin when?

>>179855076
this


>>179855730
Maybe i'm retarded but why do people care about getting shot a minute before the round ends?

>>179855908
it's less caring about that and more that if someone's going to break one rule for fun they'll probably break others
forcibly remove

>>179856110
>>179855908
What if the person who got shot was a traitor and a minute away from full greentext?
I don't really care much for greentext, but I can see why some would get frustrated if they did something extremly hard just to get shot by some random who couldn't wait a minute.

>>179855908
The round isn't over. It's not okay to set off bombs or break windows with one minute left as a non-antag, shooting sprees don't get a magic exemption.
>not being able to contain your griff for one more minute

>>179856629

Fair enough, but to clarify, I thought I had reason to arrest the guy

forgive my autism

>>179856629
>What if the person who got shot was a traitor
If you don't have evidence that someone was an antagonist, then you can still get banned for killing them.

>>179856916
>I thought I had reason to arrest the guy
>killing a man.
Aim low or something, use the hailer.

>>179857037
You missunderstand me, I'm on the "pro-not shooting a guy 1 minute before roundend"-side.
>you can still get banned for killing them.
Good, that saves us alot of deaths based on hunches.

My new hobby: speccing live rounds and rage shitposting as the most recent person that died

>>179854947
The idea is either you're an antag or it's rev/cult/subverted and you gotta live with that bleed

>>179855076
Our rules are why we're better than tgstation. If you don't like it, go there

>>179857717

>Literally smell like smoke
>What forces you to buy a pack everyday
Addiction and by proxxy nicotine
>Was life a contest about who lives the longest
No, but I dont want to die of painful lung cancer and hurr durr anything will do that
Yeah and cigarettes do it the best

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>>179857815
>Our rules are why we're better than tgstation. If you don't like it, go there

>>179858062
If you want to dudeshuttlegrifflmao go where that's okay. When you hate it we'll still be here

So, how do you set up SME? Do you use active or passive cooling? What do you use as a coolent, and why?
Would it be possible to set up an o2 active cooling SME or am I just messing with mechanics that I don't fully understand?



>>179857717
What I like most about this shitpost is that is does not give a single positive reason to smoke.

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>>179858298
shut up twohogdogs you dumb faggot idiot

>>179858527
Pipe the H/E stubs into the SME, add the shard and some gas to the chamber and the pipes. Cool plasma Turn it all on
Active is fine but if you're pushing it hard you need a passive component for long blackouts. Plasma in the pipes, the larger heat capacity makes it more stable if you can cool it effectively when paired with a very high heat capacity in the chamber. O2 in the chamber since it accelerates the reaction rate.

Yeah it's completely possible.

>>179858527
you can do O2 active but you need an atmos script to detect when there's too much O2 in the chamber and siphon some off as it produces O2 and it'd eventually clog the pipes

PERSONALLY, I enjoy using dumb gases like N20 and C02 to antagonize the sillycunts/engineers

>>179859192
>Not doing plasma

>>179859538
Plasma has the same heat coefficient as N2, the best.

No point in using it in active, it's too easy

whats the most retarded thing you've ever been ahelped or ban requested for?

searching someone on code blue for me

>>179859628
N2 is 20, plasma is 200 dude.

>>179859691
Getting told captain has to approve an execution

>>179859691
Demoting someone for stealing the captains spare, antique laser, CE's suit and boots and a hand tele.
He later broke into the armoury, attacked the detective and ahelped again for being perma'd

>>179859691
when was this lad

>>179859886
that takes the cake, that is the most retarded

>>179859808
O2 is 20, N2 is 80, Plasma is 200.

>>179859930
look through the ban requests on the forums, im not gonna link

>>179859982
Best part is he was dead on the telecomms satellite until I teleported him back to recover the items he stole.

>>179857717
>wanting to have trouble breathing
smoked from 15 to 20 and by 18 had a hard time breathing. Quit that shit and I'm amazed at what's it's like to breathe unhindered.

>>179860093

#define SPECIFIC_HEAT_TOXIN 200
#define SPECIFIC_HEAT_AIR 20
#define SPECIFIC_HEAT_CDO 30
#define HEAT_CAPACITY_CALCULATION(oxygen,carbon_dioxide,nitrogen,toxins) \
max(0, carbon_dioxide * SPECIFIC_HEAT_CDO + (oxygen + nitrogen) * SPECIFIC_HEAT_AIR + toxins * SPECIFIC_HEAT_TOXIN)

>>179857717
bought a pack during finals. bretty good
I keep a bic lighter in it just like in spessmans

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>cult
>we bout to summon narsie
>come back from science outpost
>start summoning on the shuttle
>a cult member calls the shuttle from the outpost
>just as narsie is summoned the shuttle is teleported to the outpost with narsie on it
>mfw

>>179857717
how about
>but i don't wanna

>>179859691
A sperglord ahelped me that I took 1 sheet gold/silver from RND when the machines had 30 in them.

>>179860930
>start summoning on the shuttle
why would you ever do this
I love that this happened but could you not move it to toxins or something

>>179859691
a vox trader ahelped that I, as a clown, stole his poutine ocean. Someone else spaced it, he ahelped even more.

>>179861090
>toxins
It's Bagel.

>>179860930
Oh so thats why I didn't see Narsie on the station.

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>>179860930
>set up cult base at the outpost
>disassemble every camera on the outpost I can find, nearly contract carpal tunnel
>make rezadone and ryetalin pills
>fill biogen and print like 20 slabs of meat
>ask my fellow cultist scientist to build me 4 machines and a console so we can back everyone and make monkeymen for ressurections, give them cult armor, then teleport them onto the station with the secret identifiers
>he doesn't do it
>tfw no one helped me create ghetto manifest ghosts
feels fucking bad man

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>Tell HoS " I have to leave and I'll be be back shortly"
>Leave with him
>Even walk with him
>Even followed him when he stunned the mime
>Apparently never noticed me, standing right next to him
>Attempt to stun the mime after he try to inject me with something
>Warden is outside of brig
>"Warden you're demoted"
>"Oh no, why didn't the warden come to the brig to be demoted and have all of their stuff taken away?!?!"
>Attention crew: The warden has stolen SEVERAL weapons from the armory (no, I didn't take an e-gun, apparently I took several laser rifles, ion guns and a pistol for good measure too)
>Antonio angry about being stunned, blames me
>HoS, after letting the cult win, blames me

I do let myself get demoted when I step out of line, you can even check the logs for that, but I told the HoS I have to leave and I'll be be back shortly and he didn't say "no stay in the brig".

>>179861430
it was a nice distraction for the cult, thanks! :^)

>>179861430
player feedback my friend
it's how digitalis eventually got the banhammer.

>>179851007
I don't put hope in any ss13 remake because it hurts less when something that looks good ends up getting abandoned.

>>179861806
whatever happened to doomstation 13? is Railfist still working on that?

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>>179861742
>tfw I helped

>>179861358
>interaction meme
There's a reason I always call it shit

>>179862096
Hello kavlax, going to get delta removed from malf too?

>>179862205
>Kavlax is the only person who hates people who don't play the game pushing interaction meme

25 PEOPLE DIED LAST ROUND THIS IS TERRIBLE HOW DO I MAKE MORE MORGUE TRAYS??

>>179862489
I was trying to figure this out the other day, tried mechanic scanner, machine frame, everything. The answer is retarded as well, just slap bodybags with metal sheets.

>>179862489
>doesn't give the cloned to the Chef and stack bodies on top of each other.

>>179862096
there's more to it than just "winning". it's about making memorable rounds, but no one wants to participate in that because:
a.) they're too incompetent
b.) too focused on winning the same way every time using the exact same checklist and exact same methods, and if anything goes not according to plan, they immediately start screeching and rolling on the floor until they get their way
this is the difference between the robust and the unrobust, the robust know how to be flexible and creative, they don't use the same easy tricks over and over. they adapt and they grow, and they try new stuff. you never know, the new thing you try might be the next big thing.

>>179863027
>doesn't give bodies to the chaplain, with tags on the bodybags indicating whether they were cloned and should be cremated, or MIF and need a full funeral service

>>179863027
That's not why she wants more morgue trays.

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>>179862938
>just slap bodybags with metal sheets.
are you for real right now?

>>179863253
The sophisticated stuff tends to require some cooperation from your fellow cultists. And since many of them are "too incompetent" or are straight up bitchy and sulky when you cult them, that trims back on some of the room for gimmicks and incentivizes "winning the same way every time."

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>>179863548
Yes, its so lazy noone would think to do it. Took looking at the bodybag code to find it out.

>>179864050
What about getting more body bags though? Seems like it would be a plastic recipe.

>>179861430
Did you try to find dogs in space to fuck?

>playing warden
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497234131433.webm

>>179864495
Think there's a crate from cargo that contains them, but there's never a shortage. Boxes of them are in the morgue, perma, genetics and chapel.

>>179864495
I think science has bluespace body bags which hold like 6 corpses each.

>>179865203
what server are you playing on oh my god hahahahahaha
normal body bags can hold like 30 bodies, they're just floor lockers

>>179865262
sounds like an exploit that needs to be patched to me.

>>179865334
go ahead and add that if you want, they're just normal containers, like morgue trays.
you can stack people in both and have been able to forever
seriously if you didn't know that you are dumb

>>179863827
>bitching
>about being made an antagonist
Whom?

>>179865075
>Think there's a crate from cargo that contains them
Nope, don't think so.

>>179865814
not enouh alkysine

>>179865814
blasma :DDD

>>179865970
10 is enough for cloning

>>179866032
if you plan on cloning like 5 people and expect no retards, sure

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>>179865452
becoming a cult or rev means they aren't allowed to plasma flood, bomb, or esword ebow everything in sight
such restrictions make them asshurt, since ebin griff is the highest form of spacemens for them
being a decent human being, or even remotely sapient is simple incomprehensible

Week of the Rope was a thing to get rid of such abominable creatures, naturally not a single fucking one of them was even bwoinked

>>179866018
>i can make cryoxadone without plasma

>>179866358
there is plasma in the mix at the end was the joke he was making

>>179866082
20*

>>179866493
>i can remove plasma from a beaker inside the dispenser
Well.
I suppose you could consume it with oxycodone.

>>179866520
it's actually 21+ and only if the cloner is only ever used for instant eject speedclones. you'll lose those numbers fast if the tubes are used for anything else, and seeing as people still think its a magical heal all tube, good luck.

>>179866834
>people still think its a magical heal all tube
Maybe I'll wait until next month to play again
Or the month after
Or maybe I'll procrastinate until I'm free

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>>179866834
>people still think it's a magical heal tube
Would I get away with chloral sleeptoxing people I see using cryo as a fucking magic heal tube
it's for a good cause

>>179867176
No you fucking faggot

>>179867176
nope, if they ahelp you you will be warned or maybe medbay banned. not allowed to take any action against retards

>>179867341
>>179867250
>not allowed to take any action against retards
I hate how much of a fucking nanny state this server has become. I remember just two years ago I could chloral a chemist or a shitty doctor, pacid his ID, and chuck him down disposals and not hear so much as a peep out of the admins about bannus. Where did it all go so wrong?

>>179867515
>>>>reddit.com/r/ss13

>>179866143

But muh slippery slope
muh bay

fuck off twohotdogs you idiot

>>179861430
yeah well you got permad for your actions so this greentext is better placed on the forums.

>>179867515
>wanting nox

>>179866834
>you'll lose those numbers fast
Look at >>179865814

It's nothing that takes time or too many resources to resupply.
Go wild with it

>>179862489
bruh I had a round where each morgue tray on box had four bodies in it. You don't make new ones, you just keep jamming bodies in there.

>>179868263
sure it doesnt take long to make but its still a hassle to replace, especially during the wild. There's not a lot of downtime in some more hectic rounds to get around to doing that in chemistry.

HoS a shit

>>179862489
>>179868286
Chaplain or the chef.

>>179868354
If it's something that you need to do, it's part of the wild ride.

>>179868263
>>179868354
should have added, the fridge and cryo are things you should be making at round start to outlast you in the round. you really don't want to be running back and forth in chemistry once shit hits the fan.

>>179868354
>but its still a hassle to replace
Look at >>179865814
It's not a hassle unless someone splashed all the plasma. You can chloral people who do that.

>>179868257
>being able to punish retardation is nox
No, Nox would be "being allowed to basically do literally whatever the fuck you want", be it randomly murdering people for 'being suspicious' TTT style, metastasized-cancer tier powergay like unwrenching plasma from distro, and utter no-RP.
/vg/ was not Nox 2 years ago, and going back to 2 years ago would not make us Nox now. Even if it did, it would be a hell of a lot better than the metaclub run, shitter-protecting server that gives zero fucks about player quality and only disciplines people who make the admins and their fuckbuddies mad.
We're not even bay-tier, we're somehow worse than they are. We've managed to hit this level of shit that makes us like Hippie in terms of quality of players, with the meta-protecting Adminship of Bay.

>>179868383
shut up faggot, play sec and ill shit post the fuck out of you. Do NOT bully sec, they FIGHT for your freedom

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told you I'd scalp ya

>>179863280
>wasting good meat
Every part of the buffalo my man

>>179868383
HoS will always be so unappreciated, yet holds sec together so well. That's why I always bro with em as captain

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>>179868489
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>179868484
stop shilling your webm and realise that medbay is a clusterfuck of a role and it IS a hassle to have to replace the cryomix
you're probably nuke who only plays chemist and doesn't actually understand medbay outside of his bubble.

>>179868516
You could've joined something greater, beyond human comprehension..Could have joined a nation that was a on a brink of a golden age..

Soon the White-Glove society shall march changeling assassin's to Ian Hill..To rectify the innocents lost within the genome country. Could've joined the Union..

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>someone with broken head, 50% blood and 150 brute
>use advanced kit, bloodpack and do the surgery
>he's back but still sleeping from zombie powder
>hos just comes in, lasers and clones him

>>179868567
Our admin list. The fact that I have been, in the past few weeks, ahelped because I had the gall to chloral a grayshit for breaking into chem and making hyperzine and chloral for himself.

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>>179868649

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>>179868640

>do i really shit job
>no one says anything

best feeling

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>>179868719
still looking for them facts fuccboi
do you happen to have logs of the event?
or did it simply not occur

>>179865452
Some people joined the game to do something. Now they've been press-ganged into a suicide cult, are risking a ban if they fuck off not that anyone really holds them to that but it only takes one autist, and must now cope with the reality that the round will soon be total deathmatch into a narnar/shuttle ending the round probably far before they can finish what they wanted to do even if they did try to. It's a real downer

Jesus that round was utter fucking chaos.
Especially that clown suddenly murdering everyone.

Thanks for not killing me at least, Paul-o.

>>179868719
Who bwoinked you for that?

I don't want anyone taking any shit from any fucking greyshitter who's too autistic or too shitty to use words to get what he wants, and instead resort to breaking into shit like that.

I'm going to be reviewing our stance on greytiding and such next week when I actually have a chance to sit down and look over shit.

>>179868489
Everyone is autistic about something they feel deserves "punishment" for some "shitter" This is vastly different depending on a players experience, maturity, interpersonal skills, value, etc.. This goes about as well as you expect. Then people start provoking it on purpose in order to get to kill the autists. We already went through the valid names rule and never again. Grow up kiddo.

>>179840860
x e n o b i o

>>179868991
Can you add an anchored test dummy to the bar with your name so I can cut out its heart whenever chem refuses to give an officer hyperzine then chlorals them when they go to make it anyway? All you're going to do is give a lot of assholes free license to be cunts.

>>179868991
>admin busy reviewing his stance on greytiding
no admins, time to greytide.
jokes aside, I've never had administration hound me for defending my workplace from break-ins, and especially less so if it's a greytider, but then again I don't just flat out murder them. chloralling a greyshit that's breaking into chem is totally normal behavior.

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anyone else shit beyond belief?

>roundstart scientist
>"welcome to the syndicate"
>go to outpost and decide not to be a murderoning shitter with ebow and blade
>grab dat bundle
>ebow, decoy, pen, emag, chameleon
>go to hop and switch to engie
>put on hardsuit, fill up tank and go into spess
>dont know what to do so I decide to do a couple passes around the station emagging every airlock
>bored with that
>get a little balls and come inside and decide to welder bomb
>drag fuel tank to bridge and shoot at it multiple times with ebow
>nothing
>this worked before why the FUCK isnt this working??
>go back out into space
>find an atmos tech doing some autism by escape
>shoot my ebow at him multiple times
>nothing
>we both just stand there and I say:
>"Uhh Im trying to kill you but its not working, so Im gonna leave"
>we say our goodbyes and I move on
>next I go to engineering to try to fuck up some engines
>see a mommi and remember hearing that emagging borg puts them under your control or something
>emag the mommi
>"you emag the cover lock"
>emag again and same thing
>mommi runs around me pinging and mocking me
>god damn it
>go to the SME and turn off everything in the room with hopes that it will delaminate the crystal
>nothing
>fuck it and just go around breaking windows and fucking with atmos
>shuttle arrives and I get into a fight with a couple atmos techs, one pushes me on the ground and a sec walks up and lasers me through a window
>tfw I didnt realize the bundle doesn't give you the good ebow and only gives the shitty mini one

Im off to the gallows lads

>>179869448
>"GIBS ME DATS"
>WUT U MEAN I KNOW GET HYPER I AM DE LAWWWWWWW
>ahelp: WAAAAAAH BADMINS HE CHLORAL ME FOR BREAK IN BAN HE

Do engyborgs have an RpD

>>179869472
I've killed a greyshirt who kept breaking into medbay to self-heal in cryo when their injuries weren't heal-able by cryo because it was all bloodloss related. After like 3 break-ins and they kept running straight to cryo and resisting me when I tried to heal them I got tired of it and just killed them when they ejected and flushed their body.
Ended up getting warned and autobanned because of it and I was the only doctor on the shift.

>>179869490
We have two ebows?

H.U.L.K law set when?
>1. be a real american
>2. fight for the rights of every man
>3. fight for whats right
>4. fight for your life

>>179869719
it existed and we removed it because it was shit

>>179869719
Are you memeing or do you really not know?
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws#Hogan

>>179869580
They do. They also have an RCD which the MoMMIs don't.

>>179869545
>Just fight in depressurization without hyperzine bro you'll be fine
Clueless asshats like you are exactly what I'm talking about.

>>179869580
Yeah.

>>179869490
ebow doesn't set them off it's not a laser or projectile

You emag spam the cover to disable its locking mechanism. then you crowbar it open and spam the emag again

Most SME are passive cooled these days. You could shove a plasoxy canister in there, open it, and get fucking nowhere

Some pretty basic sci antagging is make a gygax and run around tase bola cuffing people. If there's enough uranium, go break the powernet then set off multiple max range EMP. Fake PDA messages to shitstir. Make 200u explosion prox grenades and put them around the station. Change the AI's laws to a meme like >>179869719 Use cameras and a crew monitor to telescience people into an N2O chamber. Turn into a monkey and monkey trouble it up. Lube and full-disability monkey syringe people. Get help and access to make about 50 actual ED-209's. Stations hate this!


>>179869690
Call sec or Stox and flush

>>179870123
>>179870123
>waaaah gibsmedats
>GIBSMEDATS IM DA LAAAAAAAW
I might be more amenable to giving you faggots your drugs if you didn't constantly fuck with me and act like niggers with guns. A little politeness goes a long way, but politeness is something I have never gotten from a sec officer.

>>179870123
>stox and flush
ive done this and the guy came back and killed me and admins called it valid escalation
and sec never comes when you call unless you're the valids

>>179869690
Why wouldn't you straitjacket them and give them to sec?

>>179869865
oh damn, i was just listening to the song and thought it would be a funny law set. I guess im retarded haha

>>179870279
Newfags being shitcurity is a fact of life I have no control over. Don't take it out on me and if you want to take on egun mcSuccsalot with your cryoxadone beaker, be my fucking guest faggot it's a two-way street.

>>179870316
Cryo them, then just drag them and leave them in the halls. If you only use disarm and cryo, there really can be no escalation

>>179870316
I'd love to hear what admin called it valid and under what conditions and how much stox you used

>You can fix APCs that NarNar bluescreens
How did I never know this? Now, not even an old one can keep me from my shitty SME.

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Chad triumphs once more
get back in the shed NEETs

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>>179821910
>10 minutes into the round
>BWAAAK
>BWAAAAK
>All Radio Channels spammed with chicken noises.
>Can't hear anything over the radio but chickens
>It's worse than butt bot.
>Spend entire round searching station
>Some one set up a million chickens on the Research Station.

WHAT THE FUCK.