/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Antisphere, and Payday 3

Fuck me we needed those cucks, I'm going with sode

First for fucking newfags

>>179683746
Friendly reminder that weapons are worth several hundred thousand dollars each after the crew fences them for cheaper than their market value, Bain takes his 20% cut, and then it's split 4 ways.

This means one weapon case is worth like tens of millions of dollars.

Gage is doing us a fucking favour in this fucked up economy.

Why do battle ghosts use shotguns?

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this is now a gage general

7th for Stealth is a mistake.

>make a guard surrender during stealth
>realize he's in a bad position
>kill him so I can move the body
>feel slightly bad

>>179684353
because otherwise they would be just regular ghosts

>>179685205
Faggot would've shot you or called the cops if he had the chance anyway.

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>>179625438
What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Update when

>>179690727
in a month or more.

Anynew players wanna heist?

>>179691165
I'm a rust AF old player, if you're Ausfag like me I'd love to join you.

>>179691342
I'm not ausfag but i cannot host either.

>>179691165
>>179691461
Post id shitter

>>179691461
Then you must be fucking new

>>179692278
Do you want to play OD where only a couple of cops stare at you for 30 minutes? because im playing on a toaster.
>>179692260
im at the chat.

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>>179692418
>Already on chat
>No answer
btw chat crashing memes

>>179694579
tOOK wlcmj AND LREND

>>179693583
im already on the chat.

>>179694579
Took hgii5

>People still play this garbage.
What's your rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr exxcse

>>179695450
>hate game
>post in general
die

>>179695593
>Not able to work out a sarcastic post pointing out a problem from a real unironic post.

>>179694579
All gone

>>179696487
Literally half hour ago

>>179696532
Was optimistic because of
>>179695407
>>179694825
Oh well

>>179683746
>Old Skilltree Guide
Are you niggers serious?

>>179699004
Consolefags

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ded again for the umpteenth time

you're not wearing any heels
move

>>179694579
>newfags falling for this fake tripcode
Ashley is gone idiots

>>179702249
Literally who

>>179702454
Bait or actually this new?

>>179702530
I was here from gage shotgun pack until the paid weapon skins bullshit. I don't know why I am supposed to know or care about a tripfag who is newer than that. Or any tripfag at all, really.

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>>179702675

>>179702675
Why are you asking who if you don't care? God damn f2p shitters are cancer

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/2333276539588624477/
>Get game for free
>The devs are money hungry assholes

>>179702249
I got two of the codes you fucking cretin
see>>179694825

>>179702454
>who

>>179702675
>why I am supposed to know or care who

>>179702857
What's your point, is following the conversation this hard for you? Are you russian?

>>179702973
kys

>>179702249
i got a new pc, forgot my old password for trip

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>>179703026

>>179703024
Thought so

>>179703026
Update the trip on your steam profile then

>>179703098
done

>>179703180
Good girl, now join chat

>>179703220
Yes Master.

>>179702748
>>179702973
Somewhat tragic that I am being called a newfag by people too new to even know the use of the phrase "literally who".

>>179703270
Get on your knees and open your mouth wide

Is Bronco.44 viable?

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Reminder for all new clowns that at early levels you get xp penalties for almost any heist except Jewstore and a few others.
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Reputation_(Payday_2)

>>179704028
It's not optimal

Why do I have to rely on RNG to my dlc mods? What the fuck kind of system is this?

>>179705153
Explain. You can buy them with coins

>>179705401
No you can't

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Gage is a rat and we will execute him because that's their excuse for no longer having DLC, the h3h3 jews will help us find them by betraying their fellow jew

>>179705885
Then do achievements? Jesus fuck I hate this f2p trash

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>>179706098
THE PLOT THICKENS

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>>179705885

>>179704784
What about the m308? I like to use them together but I'm worried if I play on higher difficulties I may get kicked for poor weapon choices.

>>179704028
It and the .308 are plenty DW viable. OD...not meta enough.

>>179708723
>I like to use them together
Why do that when they both fill the exact same role? Bring one and bring something explodey or piercey.

>>179708723
See>>179708938

Also, either host yourself or get someone in chat to host. Don't play with random shitters.

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>179708938
Because then when I run out of ammo for one I'll have another weapon that lets me continue with killing most cops in one headshot. I understand versatility being valuable but I find it hard to let go. It's just really satisfying to use them, I don't care for rockets or grenade launchers and such.

>>179709439
Sorry bro, mayhem dressed in a suit is just so comfy.

>>179709652
You shouldn't be running out of ammo unless you're using an RPG. You have very litle choice in what weapons you use because the guy who """"balances"""" everything is fucking mentally disabled and needs to be shot. He has literally single-handedly ruined Payday even from when the balance was still bad, but not this bad.

>>179709652
>Because then when I run out of ammo for one
I dunno about the Bronco because I don't use it but you shouldn't be running out with the .308. I'm not going to call you an incompetant faggot because I'll mispell it, but consider trying Ammo Efficiency and pick up HVT along the way.

>day off, haven't played in a bit
>time for some DW
Holy fuck, it's shitters all the way down. It's like a free weekend with more brain damage.

>>179709925
>>179710794
Well I never said I was good at aiming. Or that I knew how to run over fallen ammo packs without getting myself down'd. I guess going for ammo perks would remedy my issue, though I'll have to give up a few perks elsewhere. If it resolves my ammo problem with the m308 what would you recommend for a secondary to replace the bronco that compliments the m308?

>>179711761
Depends on the DLC you have. If you have DLC, use either the Vector or the UMP (Vector does half damage but has 2x ammo pool, UMP does 2x damage but half ammo pool). If not, I don't know because I have all DLC.

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post dragan

>>179711761
I always use a GL because the 308 will fuck anything that isn't a shield or turret up by itself. If you hate them that much, a shotgun with EX rounds would do shields fine. Everyone loves the Judge. Also ignore this idiot >>179711915
or stick with your bronco because neither smg does anything it can't.

>>179713030
Using a high accuracy, low mag weapon with a grenade launcher is fucking retarded. If you want to do that, you need to use a weapon with a DMR kit so that you don't have to reload literally every other second. God damn these fucking f2p shitters.

>>179703270
how is this person our community manager?

>>179713721
Feminism

>>179713721
cucked swedish jews

>>179713721
who cares? she's good to us

Is there anything approaching a dodge/crit build? I remember there was a long time ago, but I dunno if it still exists

>>179714216
>she

What nigger designed the inventory for this game?

>>179714660
What does this even mean?
>>179714216
>she
>>179714663
Retarded Swedish jews

>>179714727
Is there a combination of skills that is good for killing enemies and surviving on DW level missions relying on Sneaky Bastard and Low Blow, or is this unviable?

>>179715041
Post build

http://pd2skills.com/

Make sure to check the infamy masks in the infamy tab if you're infamous.

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When did payday 2 die to you guys?
For me, John Wick marked the beginning of the end.
The whole charecter pack thing has just been a slippery slope.

>>179716182
>When did payday 2 die
On release
PDTH was the last good payday game

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What personality does a guy with an unpainted warface have?

>>179716473
mental

Is there anyway to get the Halloween event masks? Will they come back around this Halloween? Or are those achievement forever unobtainable for me?

Postan character stereotypes

>>179716831
They're card drops but unsure if they drop only during the event.

>>179715316
Okay?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mLr:ekl:tlmOQR:gaBCdEFghijKLnOPr:fHL:ia:pR8::w13-6-2-18:s66-15-11-9:a1

It lists my detection as 13, not 3. Also I have a +1 concealment on the rifle.

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>Need to play One Down to level up quickly so you don't go fucking insane
>Only a small selection of weapons and builds are viable on One Down
>Only a small selection of heists are worth grinding on One Down
I'm not saying everything has to be viable, but it's pretty fucking boring. I love that fresh infamy level where you're running around in a suit with your AMCAR and Chimano, leveling up nice and quick, then using whatever guns you like and going crazy with your builds before the high level grinding-slogfest begins.

>>179718334
Just do Shadow Raid solo

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>>179711217
Bots got you covered bro, you'll never have to deal with pubshitters again.

I haven't played since the house party, when I played for half a day. What's this Crime Spree thing. and is it worth doing? Anything actually relevnt happen?

>One last thing... The PAYDAY 2 Soundtracks are now free to all Heisters!
PAYDAY 2: The Official Soundtrack
PAYDAY 2: The OVERKILL B-Sides Soundtrack
PAYDAY 2: A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack

BUT WHEN ARE THEY GETTING UPDATED

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>>179718334
What the hell are you on about? The only time you play OD for "leveling" is that one jewstore.

Ovk was well enough for going 0-XXV with no problems whatsoever back in '15. That DW has become the new EZ mode with remade skills and weapons really makes your whining look like the "GEEB FREE STUFFS!!!" troglodytes on the steam forums?

Hey goyim, my friend and I got this for free and are trying to decide if paying the 38 bucks is worth it for the ultimate edition. What do you think

>>179717738
>no inspire
Oh boy.

Drop the ECM skills, drop silencer skills until you can max them, get inspire, then feign death. You won't reach that concealment with SB and LB so just drop them too and put them into something else.

What's the best heister and why is it Jimmy ?

>>179719508
Fuck that whiny faggot

>>179713417
>Using a high accuracy, low mag weapon with a grenade launcher is fucking retarded.
No, sir. You, sir.

>>179719325
Also I should say we love playing the base heists

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>>179719436
What do you mean I won't get that concealment nigger?

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>>179718658
You basically speedrun heists, just do whatever finishing the objectives (extra bags are totally irrelevant). You can't exit the crimespree except when in the lobby in between heists, also can't quit midgame if joining (ALT+F4 works tho). If you're downed or in custody when a heist finishes, even if it's succesful, your spree will also end (lol, Aftershock and Beneath the Mountain).

The more heists you complete the bigger coin/card reward will be, and the harder the heists get. The bag of coins you get when finishing is pretty nice but it isn't something you'll do much after you've finished up the safehouse.

Stelting is a BIG no-no when crimespreeing, apart from Clubhouse which is free coins with an ECM.

>>179719929
So it gives CC's so I can finish muh house? Cool. Why is stealthing a no, or does this assume pubs? Might do it this weekend with some folks then. Can I change loadoats for missions or is it more like Pro missions between days and I can't do shit?

>>179719929
How do I effectively use an ECM?

>>179720189
press X

>>179716473
/k/ as fuck.

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>>179720161
There's no restarting the day in crimesprees, and that's what makes stelting almost completely unviable, since silencio heists usually are at a no-going-back point once the alarm goes.

Loud pubbing is pretty ok tho, since you can actually kill the game without losing your progress if joining someone else's spree, and you get bonus ranks for playing in a spree higher ranked than yours.

>>179720161
You'll get 60-120 coins or so for a decent spree.

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>>179719547
Nah, he's funny, but he isn't someone I would main.

page ONE please

>>179726087
*upvotes*

>>179726087
Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger!

>>179716182
Hoxton Housewarming Party completely killed it for me.

>hey goys lets just triple every cop hp xDD

Awful.

>>179727795
Same. I've hated Overkill since JW too, but the balancing has literally ruined the game completely, it's not even fun anymore. I just sigh when i have to hold my mouse over an enemy for 2-3x longer than I had to before.

>>179728042
Exactly this. Payday was quite fun when I could play with my Nagant and have it work like intended, you know, one shot on bodyshots for normal cops, one shot headshot for tasers, one shot headshot for cloaker and one shot shields.

It's just so miserable when I have to shoot a normal cop three times to kill him with it.

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>Ulf paid over a million for a Mosin Nagant.
>When at one point they went for not even a hundred bucks in the 90's.

>stealth bank all the way down to the vault solo
>player joins
>game crashes

Is this a known bug or did I just get trolled? Cause I'm mad as fuck right now.

>>179729709
>sweden
>law abiding citizen owning a gun
Fucking what? I thought only criminals/terrorists were allowed to have guns (outside of shooting ranges).

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>>179729709
Nigger, are you retarded? The OP pic is a joke on how guns are ridiculously expensive in the game.

http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Nagant

It costs almost 1 million to buy a Mosin IN PAYDAY. Not that the ACTUAL Ulf bought a Mosin.

>>179731049
...

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>>179729709
>tfw hundred buck mosins are long gone
I want this timeline to fuck off and give me back my happy days

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Someone add Vlad face to this.

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>>179712678

>>179739236
>that res
I was confused until I saw Spanish

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>>179709439
>not For the Kill

>>179740859
Don't you have any other pictures

>>179709439
>>179740859
>he doesn't have quiet_cellblock_amb.wav as his theme song

>>179683746
dead game since 6mos after release

people who still play just enjoy fucking corpses

goldfarb was right

>>179742690
Goldfarb was the worst thing to happen to this game aside from Jules

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>>179741602
yes

Should I bother trying to get into the shill stream to carry official shitter employees

Payday 2 would be more popular if they didn't fall for the bloat meme.

So I decided to come back with the temp F2P promotion and I'm completely overwhelmed by all the changes.

daed gaem

Are there any heist movies that accurately represent a Payday ECM rush?

>>179745808
How the fuck do you stretch out an ECM rush into a whole movie?

>>179746719
>Heist movies are hours of a single heist
?

Any chance the DLC package for people who already have some DLCs is going to go on sale or am I going to have to pay 21 bucks to assuage my OCD.

>>179744348
what changed? you still shoot cops for 15 minutes and occasionally hold the interact key for 5-20 seconds when bain starts talking

>>179747527
no

>>179747612
The way traits work and all the new weapons and characters.

>>179745808
No, but you can watch videos of like, black people driving a truck into a gun store and just quick looting everything and driving off

>>179748063
what about them

characters are nothing

weapons have numbers so you pick the good numbers

i don't know what the fuck a trait is

>>179747527
considering the GOTYE had been on sale multiple times, there's a good chance the UE will be on sale in the future

>>179736257
>long gone
i saw one at a local hunting store for $90 not long ago
try leaving the basement and you might find one

>>179747527
>he didn't get enough codes from Him to lower the price to 6 €

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>>179745808
First Ocean's Eleven? They had an EMP...
>WE GONNA HAFF TO MESS WITH FUCKING MURKY WATAH!

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>look at ultimate edition bundle
>$35
>look 30 minutes later
>$45

>do lmg build + muscle perk
> feel like a badass holding down bottlenecks and being durable as fuck while enemies panic
>switch to shotgun build + anarchy
> do the same thing but I get kills much more easily and am basically invincible
The fuck

>>179751861
But anon, $50 would be cheaper than buying all the DLC individually! You buy $60 games all the time, who cares about paying $70 for Payday 2? Honestly, stop being so cheap, $80 isn't too much to ask.

>>179752330
LMGs aren't allowed to be viable due to the sins of other automatic rifles and crossbows, it doesn't help that putting up the bipod seems three times as finicky as it was before

>>179752364
i guess im glad steam is having problems currently otherwise i could look up exactly how much i've spent on pd2

>>179752330
>Not doing both
>Not going for Overkill buff with shotguns, then switching to LMG to mow down everything with tons of damage buffs

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>>179730908
Has happened to me a handful of times, never often enough for me to consider it a trend.

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>>179752669
>Mfw I do this with Body Expertise Aced and I 3 bodyshot tans

Now this is playing rough

>>179752872
>Wasting that many points
>BE on fucking SHOTGUNS
We acting dumb now?

>>179753104
>that post
>BE on shotguns
No, just you.

>>179753198
Saw the shotgun on the pic and got fucked

>>179753104
Well forgive me for wanting to play something that isn't a minmaxed meta build with a CAR-4 DMR

Also
>BE
>On Shotguns

Read nigger, I know it's hard for your kind but atleast fucking try

>>179730908
>stelting
>not put settings to friends only

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Thread needs Clokol

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>>179756965
>is clokol a really femboy
>or a butch woman

>>179751132
>>179745808
Besides Heat and Ocean's Eleven, what are some good heist movies?

>>179757604
point break
john wick

So, i haven't played in a long time. I stopped playing when they released the Alesso heist. Is Hoxton Breakout still the best way to grind for XP?

>>179757719
yeah
yeah

YEAH

>>179757719
>>179757927
Follow-up question : what are the best weapons in the game?

>>179758618
all of them that aren't shit

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>>179757579
>lesbian + twink
probably butch woman but feel free to double the math

>Can't make cool masks
>Just leave them default
h-haha

>>179758618
Silenced streetsweeper

>>179758618
G3 rifle with assault kit

You won't ever run out of bullets

>>179756965
The ultimate Cloaker Smoker

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>>179757579
Whatever fits your fancies, clowns.

new player here
what should i do with all that offshore money? just gamble in cards?

>>179762847
buy high difficulty heist contracts

>>179762847
unlock skill sets

>>179757604
Ronin
The Town
>>179762918
If you're just comfying around on ovk you can def waste it on cards to get more of whatever you want.

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If I get an achievement material like the Hotline Miami sunset material can I ever get it again

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>>179762552
Femboy. Now I want this to be a mod

>>179765085
Are you retarded

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>>179757604
Pic related is a strange little euro oddity that might seem abrasive at first but turns into a damn neat real-time heist movie halfway through

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>>179731628
>The OP pic is a joke on how guns are ridiculously expensive in the game.
If only this was all that is wrong with the weapons.

>>179765085
Use the Gonnmod Extended Shop or whatever it's name is you retard.
Google it.

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>>179766621
>weapons with 84 damage
>among piles of nearly identical weapons with 40-45 damage

>>179757604
Have my old heistcore movie list circa /pdg/ 2015

heat
inside man
the score
the town
city on fire
reservoir dogs
oceans 11/12/13
point break
LA takedown
way of the gun
dog day afternoon
3000 miles to graceland
ronin
the bank job
takers
the italian job + remake
the thomas crown affair + remake
three kings
The Killing
The Theives (korean)
Drive
Blue Streak
Theif
Leon: The Professional
John Wick
Firestorm
Rififi
Le Cercle Rouge
Asphalt Jungle
44 Minutes: The North Hollywood Shoot-Out
A Fish called Wanda
A Place Beyond The Pines
Bandits
Best Men
Bonnie and Clyde
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Dead Presidents
Heist
Kelly's Heroes
League of Gents
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Quick Change
Now You See Me
Set if Off
Snatch
The Driver
The Getaway 1972/94
The Great Train Robbery
The Kill Point (TV Show)
The Maiden Heist
The Saint
The Sting I and II
Wisdom
Safe
Parker
The Boondock Saints I/II
Killing Zoe
The Lookout
Public Enemies
Rififi
Taking of Pelham One Two Three 1974/1998/2009
Rock N Rolla
Hana-bi
Hustle
Foolproof

Ravioli ravioli give me the death I deserveoli

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>>179762552
Bain?

Are the CAR-4 and AMR-16 viable without dlc (no dmr kit). Also, what are meta non dlc primary weapons for dodge build?

>>179771918
Everything is based around being maxed and having all the DLC

>>179771918
>non DLC Primary for dodge
Akimbo

>>179772087
which ones I use interceptor 45

>>179772187
>>179771918

By the way im asking these questions as a non-one down player

>>179772336
Bernetti. More ammo, enough damage for two weapons. Anything higher and the damage is basically overkill on regular swat with the two combined

>>179772662
What about DLC primary for a dodge build? Different shitter, btw.

>>179772662
>Bern 9
Crosskill is better

>>179772738
Hmm, let's see. Cavity 9mm, is a goog high damage low ammo weapon. Valkryia is medium damage without the downsides of terrible accuracy and stability like the modded CAR-4. Crossbows are crossbows, everyone knows about them. IZHMA 12G has DLC mods that give it high concealment. Contractor 308 is one of the best dodge crit snipers. Also Grom is the same but higher damage, less firing speed. Hell, even the GL40 can get good concealment.

What's the HEAVIEST COOLEST GUN in the game? It's not the minigun.

>>179775556
KSP
Or Brenner

>>179757579
how to
>greentext
>??

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Do bags still explode in Train Heist?
Or i can just manhandle them and shove them up my ass safely?

>>179776972
They don’t anymore, same with extinguishers

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>>179776972
>mfw realizing those bags could explode
>mfw carefully getting all 40 bags near the boat before bagging the sentry
>mfw some dumbass teammate threw the last bag onto the pile a little too far, causing them all to explode

>>179777242
they must of made them not explode because i throw them off the edge idk why

What is the silliest thing that you can throw around in Payday 2?
>Priceless artifacts
>Safes
>Nuclear fucking warheads

>>179777334
Yea, that was back when they did explode and could cause a chain reaction if you weren't careful.

>>179777496
oh yea 2015 right? i remember that i sure did love collecting all of them and them having them all EXPLODE because some new player didn't understand

>>179777494
warheads don't explode due to shock tho
artifacts maybe, but the bags are probably stuffed with protective packing material
as for safes, I dunno

Why is stealth so important when raiding the murky water warehouse the first time, but not the second time?

>>179777886
Because Gage doesn't like bad press. But Vlad is fucking insane.

>>179777886
Because they created a big map that people don't want to play.

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>akimbo rifles
>ability to take primary and secondary saw
>multiple secondary grenade launchers
>multiple secondary rocket launchers
>minigun
>bows and crossbows
>masks that aren't masks, ex. a fucking pair of sunglasses and a fucking party hat
I want payday 3 to be less retarded but it's probably going to be like saint's row where it only gets worse.

>>179777654
Good thing I kept 5+ duffel bags full of padding in my suit!

How the fuck does unseen strike work? Do you have to be attacking within 6/18 seconds of getting the bonus before it goes away, meaning you need to take damage at some point to get the bonus back?

>>179778635
SWAT 4 but you play as the badguys when?

>want to do stealth pugs for fun (and also for bag slaves)
>end up getting two good lobbies out of 5 hours
>one guy who knows what hes doing cant account for desync and fucks us three times because hes not careful
>other lobby is Golden Grin with a lvl 84
>He actually knows what hes doing
>But makes two stupid mistakes in a row after 30+ minutes in the game, with only drinks left each time
>End up not completing a single stealth heist online for 5 hours

good day

>>179779919
>cant account for desync
Nobody can. Multiplayer stealth lobbies without the desync update have no business happening.

Anyway, I hope you had fun with the authentic Payday 2 stealth experience.

>>179778953
Kinda. Any time you take damage, it starts/restarts a 4 second timer which then gives you the crit chance afterwards for whatever amount of time.

I mean, you'll be taking damage 24/7 anyway, so it'll simply work by giving you free crits once you pop out of cover after a few seconds. I tried it with armor builds and was actually pretty fun, especially considering how you'll be taking cover a lot to regen your armor.

Don't bother with the Aced, though. Chances are, you'll only get about 2-3 seconds of crits before enemies start shooting you.

>>179780208
That's why I thought it worked like, it goes active after not taking damage, and stays active for some seconds after taking damage. Then I saw "ends if you take any damage" which made me wonder what the fuck they were thinking.

Why does Heat Street have a point of no return at the end? Like, the only time that will ever be relevant is if some retard goes AFK at the start of the game.

>>179782563
To teach new players that it is okay to kick people who stall at the end of a heist.

>>179759891
What
Did OVK buffed it?

>>179782719
No.

>>179782750
Well then, what's the point of this shotgun anyway? You can make it actually good with the right skills? I haven't played with it at all since the BBQ update.

>>179782901
You've got it backwards. You should be asking what the point of the other shotguns is.

>>179782943
Loco is ok and judge was a big boy of the dodge meta. I still don't know how can someone even make a shotgun with 60 damage viable for OD

>>179783159
Well nobody was talking about OD, for one.

Two, the only shotgun that can out DPS the Street Sweeper is the Judge. While it does by a large margin, you have to actually pay attention to your ammo.

Frankly I never bothered with shotguns when getting my OD mask, so I can't tell you about that from my experience, but for Death Wish and below, the Street Sweeper is the easier shotgun to use. The drum magazine goes a long way in making the case.

>>179716182
When Goldfarb went insane

Send help

what is meta now

>>179784678
grenade launchers

the kill to ammo pickup ratio is too good

>>179777886
Circumstance.

Gage just wanted an easy no-hassle stealth job on minor loot.
Vlad wanted fucking nukes. Sneaking nukes out in stealth would've been impossible because of the sheer quantity of Murkies because who the fuck would leave nukes lying around without a few dozen armed guards?

>>179783570
>The drum magazine goes a long way in making the case.
See, even just months ago someone would have already called me out on this. I'm disappointed.

It should have a drum mag though.

>>179784678
Crossbows still meta.

>>179759891
The Street Sweeper is basically just an inferior version of the Stakeout 12G.

>>179783570
>Two, the only shotgun that can out DPS the Street Sweeper is the Judge.
What. This can't be true especially after the shotgun damage buff gave us a stack of 180 damage shotguns.

so this new steam meme means I can't buy DLC for 50 cent when I have some trading cash in my account?

>>179787221
Yes

>there are people who use the Nagant without using the Bayonet

>>179787221
You'll have to wait until you have enough to get the whole bundle.

>>179787221
It screws over the people who were smart and either only bought DLC they wanted or bought it on a 75% off sale. It shuts up the people who don't play the game and post "hurr 23894 DLC day 2" everywhere on the Internet.

The Ultimate Edition will probably go on sale sometime, but I doubt it'd be within the year. It'd be cool to be wrong on that, though.

Reminder that is has been 1 year and 6 months since Overkill last updated the soundtrack and that there are 17 tracks left off it.

Also the B-sides scam hasn't been updated ever.

>>179791128
that's dumb, I just want to buy one or two sometime, not all of them

>>179792519
What are you, poor? Don't you want support our friends at OVERKILL™? I have a job so I have enough money to spend on games, why don't you? I bet you're some poorfag pirate. Despicable.

>>179792519
Suckeeeerrrrrrrrr

Is there still absolutely 0 downside to cheating?

>>179793551
It isn't fun and payday is a game meant to be played for fun?

>>179793824
I'm not saying for in game, just for unlocking various things or DLC that you don't have and whatnot

>>179793872
No

As it should be

>>179794013
Sweet, thanks anon

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>>179687456
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hot Lava 2.0 (bob_8)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Drinks On Me (daily_hangover)
Brought to you by Bonnie.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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Alesso loud with the boys

>>179795618
>pocohud

Did the dev finally un-died and updated that shit?

Uppers Aced; prevents Swan Song, but won't heal if a Swan Songer walks to it
Controller; hidden 1.5x civ intimidation
Confident; hidden 10m civ intimidation aura
Stockholm Syndrome; no 1.5x civ intimidation
Rifleman Aced; 1.15x to 1.5x increase in zoom
High Value Target; mark doesn't work with tripmines
High Value Target Aced; 1.5x damage only for you and your owned entities, including bots if host
Ammo Efficiency; count resets after giving ammo, no chaining it

Close By Aced; +35% rate of fire applies to non-magazine shotguns
Resiliance Aced; actually 60%
Transporter Aced; speedup only from base armor or added with anarchist armor
Saw Massacre; actually 39%

Third Law; 30% of ammo used to 25%
Eco Sentry; 2.5x HP
Engineering; Silent Sentry is exactly the same thing
Engineering Aced; AP rounds only penetrate shields, not tan armor
Combat Engineering Aced; hidden 95% radius boost, overriding previous
Fire Control; bipods count as hipfire

Duck and Cover Aced; no zipline dodge bonus
Shockproof; 30% every second
Second Wind; applies entire time armor is broken
Unseen Strike; melee doesn't count

Swan Song Aced; no infinite saw ammo
Beserker; damage bonuses are linear from 0% boost at 50% HP to full boost at 0% HP

>>179795618
>not using FPS counter
toaster shitter detected

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>>179795969
Still dead as shit.
I use it too, it's pretty eh to be honest.
But i'm too much of a faggot to change now.

>>179796313
The FPS counter is in the top left, it says 41 FPS you complete retard.

>>179796354
>41 FPS
smug heister face.jpg

>>179796410
>smug heister face.jpg
God damn I hate reddit faggots, worse than f2p shitters

Speed pull magazine for piglet when?

>>179796536
NOW
http://modwork.shop/20033

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>>179796053
Thanks anon

Is it possible to even play online now with all the F2Ps?

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>>179796970
Why play online when reinfeld bots exist

>>179796053
>High Value Target; mark doesn't work with tripmines
Works since a few months

Where did you copy this? I'd argue some others are outdated too

>>179797534
It marks them, it just doesn't count for HVT

>>179797830
It does though

>>179796410
That's not even me dipshit, I was just pointing out that you're fucking blind

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>>179778215
>SR not being the comfiest and most fun stelt.

>>179795518
Have they fixed dailies being the same for like a week now?

>>179798109
Think you mean car shop normal there, chief

>>179797453
this. if don't mind doing all of the bag bullshit.

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>>179795969
>>179796349
>when youre too busy sucking cock to google
https://github.com/zenyr/PocoHud3
was updated 2 months, faggots

>>179795618
Hey DixuMixu

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>>179798317
>normal
Whoa, if you want a challenge, keep it on OD; no need for going to extremes...
And how in the dick is "one way ONRY" car shop more fun? SR has a ton of different attack angles or routes, have optional objectives and can be solved in a myriad of different ways.
I'm sorry but you're objectively wrong here.

>>179799593
On normal the escape timer is long enough to just walk in and punch the glass, then drive away listening to sick beatz by simon viklund while still technically being stealth.

>>179800816
Stfu u were new once to kid. Dont be hating

I haven't played for years, and am needing to tutor my friends in how to mod their guns right. What are the current breakpoints folk need to hit with their guns to 1shot or 2shot tans on overkill?

>>179683986
fpbp

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>>179802796
Uh, have the breakpoints really changed that much...? Iunno

>>179803028
Dude, cops have like 2k HP now

>>179802796
probably bait but

breakpoints on ovk are irrelevant because the headshot multiplier is so high and most guns have high enough base damage to make it a cakewalk

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>freeshitters trying to stealth go bank 4 times on row,
>they fail to destroy the cams the first times only to run into the vault's lasers on the last try

this shit should be on netflix at that point.

>>179804927
>breakpoints on ovk are irrelevant
When you could be putting points in accuracy or stabillity instead of damage, it is relevant.

>>179713721
We get the community we deserve.
In this case, we are a community of degenerates who do RP heists on Very Hard which result in blowbanging Sokol in the escape van.

>>179805906
thank you for illustrating that damage breakpoints are irrelevant at that difficulty

go for acc and stab m8

>>179805195
Even Waingro had his shit wrapped up tighter than that

>Want to try stealth
>always manage to fuck it up half-way through
How do I into stealth.

>>179808868
kys and then go loud

>>179808868
Honestly just repetition and practice. Try to memorize how many guards there usually are and their typical patterns. Get used to hauling ass and finding cover quickly if you happen to walk into a guard/civ by accident. If you're fast enough you should be ok.

does anyone have any textures for scarfaces room in the safehouse

>tfw computer died right after payday 2 went free
>left with a shitty laptop and it runs like shit.

>When a level joins your One-Down heist with a Saw,Tommygun, and a Flak Jacket

>>179812659
>a level
Nani?

>>179808868
Depends mosty on the specific heist. Teamwork is important, so play with friends (never trust randoms with stealth)

A few strategies for when you get stuck:
-remember, some members can stay in casing and others can mask. this is absolutely critical on casino and 1st world bank for example.
-ECM spam is a viable strategy,with 4 players specced into ghost you can cheese certain missions
-silent drills are very overrated, most drills happen to coincide with guard patrol routes anyway.

What are these paint chipper things that you can pick up? I find them on Firestarter Day 1, Big Oil Day 1, and a few others. I've been playing for forever and I don't think I've ever noticed these things before.

>>179815380
You mean keys and cases? They're for unlocking Arbiter

Whats up heisters

>>179818242
I'm an idiot and derped.

>>179818371
I would derp you so hard while calling you an idiot

>>179818242
Picked up the fourth one, thanks.

>>179818242
>>179818371
Where the fuck are the COP keys Ashley

>>179818242
thanks trashly

>>179818961
what are the two rules?

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>good gameplay
>good music
>good guns
>chilling out with the pals shooting cops after a hard days work

Why did noone tell me this game is pure comfy? Really glad I got it while it was free im enjoying myself alot.

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>>179818371
nm bby, thanks for the mask :3

>>179823296
ovk is pure comf tier

It can even be at bit challenging, in a fun way, if you're carrying a bunch of total dweebs?

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>>179818893
>he didn't get COP

>>179823296
>good gameplay
You mean worst gameplay on Mayhem and higher where cops have 5k hp

>>179825915
>t. shitter

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>>179825915
l2headshot

>>179826440
>>179826639
There is literally no excuse for this shit balancing, fuck off and stop shilling

>>179825651
>paying for this game

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>>179827596
>being a shitter
>getting this mad over it

>>179827596
What's your excuse for being shit? Death Wish is literally the most played difficulty after learning the basics

>>179827859
I've been playing DW for 1k hours dipshit, you probably weren't even around before they gave cops 6k hp

>>179827596
There is even a perk for people who can't aim, it takes 90% of head shot damage and applies it to any hit.
inb4 "But that takes tons of perk points!"
I don't know what to tell you then dude, maybe this game isn't for you.

>>179828245
Even with that enemies are bullet sponges, that's the problem fuckwit

The problem isn't that it's hard, it's that shooting things is not fun

is shadow map mod still dead?

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>Dallas in the House! @almirlisto @amggots #alienwarlive #PAYDAY2 #E32017 #JohnWick2vr

>>179829927
Real life Dallas and Chains are just amazing honestly.

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>>179828938
>shooting things is not fun

>>179830938
>shooting things that don't die is fun

>>179830938
No, shooting humanoid tanks is not fun, it feels sluggish and unresponsive, obviously.

Will Payday 3 have invasions?

What mask with what mods is the closest to being the giant dad mask?

>>179832357
Nobody knows what that is

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>oh you completed this difficult heist just starting?
>too bad, we're gonna limit your xp and keep you grinding

what the fugg

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I'm new and I have no idea what perk deck to start with

>>179833232
the one you want

>>179833232
Muscle

>>179833232
Crook

Rogue is also good but it's a little more specialized.

>>179833365
>>179833565

Thanks you for the suggestions. I'll start with Muscle while I run through loud missions.