/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Spaghetti Eastern Edition

>we live in a timeline where Nintendo are delivering the best musou in years
Never saw this coming, lads.

>>179657126
>wanting to play xu shu's MUH MUMMY simulator
',:^/

I don't want to buy a Switch, but FEW will be shit on 3DS.

>>179657356
dont, the game is going to be shit. they have characters locked on a horse

>>179657797
(you)

>>179657797
That actually sounds like a neat idea as long as the moveset is actually useful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8KQp71d5OU

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Tharja when?

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>>179657797
They showed a bunch of the horse gameplay already. It actually seems pretty fun aside from how silly it looks when they get knocked down or in the air.

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I love Lu Lingqi, I wish she was real so I could ask her to be my girlfriend and I could be her boyfriend and we could cuddle on the couch in my apartment every night playing vidya and watching hockey. Then I would ask her to marry me and she'd say yes and we'd get married and have no kids because kids are expensive and live out our lives with me being a successful government worker and her as a police officer. Unfortunately one night as she was having her retirement party the office gets a call about shots fired, I tell her not to go but she insists and heads out with her partner of 20 years to the scene of the crime. She arrives and is immediately fired upon by a group of terrorists and she and her partner fire back. her partner however loses track of her target and gets flanked, but Lingqi sees that and dives in front of her partner of 20 years and dies protecting her. I spend the next week blowing off our life savings on alcohol and depression medication and don't have enough money to pay for the funeral. Instead of a nice grave site I can only afford the maintenance shack at a crappy unmarked graveyard. We lower her into the floorboards and I cry for the next three days. On the fourth day I decide to chug an entire case of painkillers and vodka and die crying about my lost love.

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>>179659875
Jesus Christ, Lu Lingqi posting has evolved.

>>179657797
So did Hyrule Warriors. One of Link's movesets is Epona

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ya guys like cats?

>>179663957
Do you have a cat named Lu Lingqi?

>>179659875
stop transmortifying these scenarios concerning my wife

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>>179664197
I do not... no females in this house... had one but...

I don't want to talk about it...

>>179664579
That isn't Loki

>>179664821
I know it isn't... it... why did I even post that, it just makes me feel very sad just by even glancing at her...

>>179664915
You aren't Loki

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>>179659875

>>179665794
She...

ad her for a long time, C.O.D. was Cancer. caused by an incompetent veterinarian from back in the Atlantic coastal town I used to live. was supposed to administer a vaccine booster shot a certain way, but put it in the wrong way, causing a cancerous tumor on her neck that kept growing, and even if I commented on it, my parents did nothing... it was only after she barely ate and lost a lot of weight that they went in to get the tumor removed... but it was too late, the cancer spread to her lungs and well...

this picture is the only thing I have left of her...

>>179666153
This isn't Loki

>>179666324
Her name was Nitnay...

>>179666448
She isn't Loki

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>>179666494

https://pastebin.com/JqrA8HE9

How would you guys feel if Niu Fen got added to DW9? He sounds pretty based

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Xavism

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>>179663957
Meo Mengde! Meo Ahman! Cat Ahman! If it weren't for me, Xu You, would you have ever been able to use the litter box of Jizhou?

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Ok /eagg/, You did it. You've broken me. I first came here just to troll and shit like that, secure in my shufaggotry, but now I'm turning into a fucking Wei loyalist. I'm in the middle of watching Cao Cao and I just can't refute these fucking points.

Now I don't know what to do, I just feel a soul crushing depression. I'll never be able to speak of my new thoughts anywhere but here, always have to hide my power level. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I won't be able to associate with anyone if I actually tell my friends or clansmen about my new-found values.

/eagg/ what should I do?

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>>179668831
>tfw SB5 never
>even if it happened Capcom would find a way to fuck it up

>>179669725
Read the source materials again yourself and don't let people on the internet influence your thinking.

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>>179669725
here's a cat.

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>>179659875

>>179659792
I will never not laugh at this.

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>>179657008
Great image OP

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>>179659875

thank you corrin

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>>179669725
Why would your friends care? Are you chinese?

>Deleted cookies and history just recently
>noticed Argroh not getting filtered anymore
Shit I forgot export my settings...

>>179673502
I hope you don't think it's actually him posting instead of anons funposting with it

>>179673765
I'm convinced either way. Namefagging is pointless in these threads.

>>179673958
Zhuge Liang would probably be a namefag, given the chance.

>>179674298
Nah, he would be a samefagging type to guy replying to his own posts. It would be part of his "plan".

>>179674693
what plan?

some kind of absurd plan to eventually assimilate /eagg/ into the AV collective or something like that?

>>179659875
This will be copypasta'd in every thread from now on, I imagine.

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oh hey, more cats.

>>179673096
I... I'm related to the Imperial family...

>>179676878
Mitsunari isn't there to ruin the BAKAME in this one.

>>179676878
I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one. I highly doubt Zhang Jiao has the power to turn boxes into waifus.

>>179677720
If you believe in the heavens, anything is possible.

>page 10

>Niu Fen, style Fangpi, was a man from Ezuo county

Damn, sounds like a real badass.

>>179681652
who was he

>>179682276
>"Long-haired cats can cure many illnesses," Niu Fen suggested. Thus, he brought over a dozen long-haired cats and rubbed them on Jiang Qin's face.

Your worst fucking nightmare, kiddo

>>179683595
>He found that Lü Meng, suffering from the same illness at Jiang Qin, was in need of medical attention as well, so he brought the cats to Lü Meng's home and tried to save his life as well, but unfortunately, he was too late

>Niu was able to convince Sun Feng to accept the throne, but on the eve of the ceremony, Feng, who had not seen a sword his entire life, became fascinated with Sun Hao's ceremonial sword. Hao offered his relative the sword to gaze upon, and Feng was so happy to receive the blade that he unsheathed it and started running around the court with it. He tripped, stabbed himself, and died.

me irl

>>179684796
>ywn play as Niu Fen in a Dynasty Warriors game where all his moves are just him tripping over and being clumsy as fuck, causing the deaths of thousands of Chinese peasants
Lame.

>>179684919
>Niu Fen feared for his life and plotted to defect to Shu during the battle of Yiling. He made contact with Liu Bei, stating that he would approach Liu's camp with a torch, and that this was his signal that the Wu army would be too weak to hold off an attack. Liu consented to the plan, and after a few initial victories against the demoralized Wu forces, he stationed himself at his camp and waited for Niu's signal.

>Fen approached the Shu camp when the Wu forces were at their weakest, carrying the lit torch as had been the agreement. Suddenly, he heard Lu Xun (陸遜) and Sun Huan's (孫桓) armies approaching in a desperate attempt to push back Liu's forces, and frightened, he threw his torch at the Shu camp to avoid suspicion. The flames spread, and Liu Bei was soundly defeated. Lu Xun credited Niu Fen with the victory, and he was placed in the position of General of the Left.

This shit is literally a Jackie Chan movie

i like cats.

Gimme a character and era to play in RoTKXIII

Maybe I should make a rollchart or something for it.

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>>179689409
Zhou Yu after the battle of Red Cliffs. Conquer Jing if you're so great!

gee koei how come FE gets a nice HUD

>>179690518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8aUSAfx1Dg

You're right, it looks nice.

>>179690857
compare that to Stars's rainbow vomit

>>179691072
I looked up gameplay of that finally and I can't deal with the health bar being in top left

What would it take to make /eagg/ like Shu?

Haven't been here in quite a long time. Can someone explain to me the shack meme?

>>179693814
Total purge of all homos.

>>179693916
Look at the recommended reading in the OP.

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How do I join Kongming's dance crew?

TGS is not happening till September. Let that sink in.

>>179694272
Oh shit, I love that guy's work.

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>Page 10

>>179696753
that's earlier than I expected

>Check DW9 up date at Gamecity
>Twitter icon of golden boy of each kingdom is up
>Take a good look at it
>Found some truth that make you horrified
>KOEI actually make Guan Yu more handsome than Zhou Yun

I always think Zhou Yun was supposed to be the golden boy of Shu and DW...guess I'm wrong.

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Did they literally just reuse his DW5 design

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>>179669871
>Yukimura-den pretty much flopped
>No news at all
>No more events that they used to do all the time
>Capcom still a shithouse
It's really over, huh?

>>179703836
not with that shitty hairstyle

>>179697912
>guy

>>179704932
Zhang He is male

>>179703836
Where did you get this?

>>179703836
More like they use his DW5 design as base design...they somehow make him looks way worse than his DW5 version though.

Seriously now, What the hell is wrong with KOEI and Xiahua Dun's hair? Dun with long hair is fucking perfection.

Out of all announced Officer, I have to said that Guan Yu got the best design, Cheng Pu is good, Zhou Yun and Xiahua Dun is just Nahhh.

>>179689409

Dude a rollchart would be fucking amazing, please make one

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>Page 10

>>179708632
I really don't see the problem with Zhao Yun and Dun's new designs

>Page 10
I guess I could bump the thread with biographical entries of ancient irrelevant old men.

1.
Old Man of Chenliu.
In 167 Zhang Sheng of Chenliu, who had been brevet magistrate in a neighbouring county, was placed under proscription. As he returned home he met a friend and they mourned the sad state of the nation, with so many worthy men being killed or removed from office.
An old man passed by and laughed at them. He remarked that dragons and phoenixes could not hide themselves, and if nets were set high enough they must be trapped. Such honourable officials as they were naturally doomed, and tears were useless. Zhang Sheng and his friend attempted to speak further with him, but he promptly disappeared and was not seen again.

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>>179704090
I refuse to believe they'd just drop it like that. They make most of their money off of it via merch sales, thus one game intended to be a side game anyway flopping ought not be enough to can it.

But perhaps merch sales are down too. If so, maybe if they actually made merch of characters besides Masamune, Yukimura, and Mitsunari when the market's already oversaturated with their faces they wouldn't be in such a situation. Did they forget about that weirdo who shouted out for Kasuga at one of the events? You know damn well a decent Kasuga figure along with Magoichi and Maria would sell well to the waifu crowd, especially if they pumped up their "assets". I mean they already do that with the women in literally all of their other franchises.

Or hell actually put out One Coin Grande figs of the SB3 and 4 cast. I don't know. Just something other than yet another Masamune keychain or bauble when every Masamune fangirl has three already and has at least partially moved on to TouRabu.

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>>179659264
Inevitable. Soon probably.
More importantly when's tiddy ninja?

Don't die so early because then the "/eagg/ has existed..." post that I always make would look stupid.

>Page 10
2.
Old Man of the Fu River.
The origins of this man were unknown, but in the first half of the first century he was a fisherman on the Fu River, the greater part of which flows through Guanghan. He would beg for food, but on occasion he cured a sick person by acupuncture, using a stone [flint?] needle.
He compiled a treatise on that topic, Ji jing, and a more general work, Zhenmai fa. His disciple Cheng Gao passed on his teachings to Guo Yu.

>Page 10
3.
Old Man on the Southern Bank of the Han River.
In 164 Emperor Huan made a progress to the south, and viewed the Han River near its junction with the Yangzi at present-day Wuhan.
All the local people came to see the imperial procession, except for the Old Man, who remained in his fields.
Zhang Wen, a member of the Imperial Secretariat, was surprised at this and sent someone to ask why he did not go with the others to see the show.
The Old Man smiled but made no reply.
Then Zhang Wen went himself. The Old Man asked whether the emperor was there to serve the empire, or the empire to serve the emperor?
The sage rulers of the past, he observed, had brought blessings to the world but lived plainly and simply. The ruler of the present day, however, forced the people to toil for his own whims.
He felt sorry for Zhang Wen that he was involved in such a regime; but how could he expect anyone to go and look at it? Ashamed, Zhang Wen asked the man's name, but he would not give reply.

masayuki is cute

>>179709274
Hm. Well, part of the problem is the fact that there are literally hundreds of choices. Maybe the roll chart should narrow things down to historical era and force or geographic area, with a bonus for goals. For examples of goals, "Crown Liu Shan as Emperor of China" or "Arrange the death of Cao Pi and marry Zhen Ji" or "Execute every character!" or something.

I'm mentally comparing it to the Total War roll charts, and it seems like a daunting task. But I can poke at it as I have a week between classes to burn.

Is RoTKXIII good and worth playing

>>179730712
It's flawed but fun.
Really shitty without the PUK though.

>>179730712
Not as good as XI but yes

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Ambushing page 10

>>179736661
>wull

Do it again

>>179736864
Thanks.

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Fixed.

>>179737356
Better. Now dub over it

>>179737623
How can I do that with two different characters from two different periods of Asian history?

>>179738017
Both Japanese and English dubs do it all the time

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What's the context of this? (Why is Guan Yu leaving the castle all by himself?)

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>>179739576
>Lu Meng at the Gate

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Nano ja

>>179739576
He's gonna explore the world and make a man out of himself!

>>179704932
Momoya Showneko is not a guy? Are you rusing me?

>>179739649
>Lu Meng Meme
It's Xu Huang, bitch.

>>179737356
I really do love DW's interpretation of Jia Xu.

>>179657008
Best translation of the Romance?

>>179745252
the jewish one

>>179745252
The Anglo-Saxon one

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>there will never be a real fate musou

4.
Old Men of Yewang.
Early in 25, soon after Liu Xiu, future Emperor Guangwu, had sent his general Deng Yu to attack the Gengshi Emperor in Chang'an, he went hunting in Yewang county in Henei. There he met two old men likewise engaged.
When he asked where the quarry might be, they pointed to the west, but warned him that the hunter could also be hunted, and he should be very careful in his proposed enterprise.
Liu Xiu understood, but did not change his plans.
He did seek to employ the men, but they made excuses and went away, no-one knew where.

>>179745252
Unabridged Moss Roberts with all the notes.

>>179748064
don't post my wife

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>>179748739
don't steal my wife, I love her more

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>>179748739
>>179748818
Sorry but she's mine. All of her is mine.

>>179748214
Thank you very much, do you know where might be the best place to find it?

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>>179749128
kys, she's mine

>>179749282
Amazon? Bookdepository?
It's printed like shit and it has plenty of typos along some glaring translation errors, but it's the best you can get.
Also, my version entirely missed the intro poem (although it had a note related to it).

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>>179754389
>mfw I can Saber post on /eagg/

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>>179754732
only best girl can save /eagg/

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Time to put Saber in the shack

>>179755764
Please don't hurt the only good anime character

>>179757505
Ok, let's put Ina in the shack

>>179757571
How about no.

>>179757571
Sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to close down The Shack. It isn't up to codes, I'm afraid.

>>179758137
Then I'm gonna have to put you in the shack

>>179758307
You can't stop the shack. IT'S ON FIRE

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>>179758383
Did someone say fire?

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>>179758885
Carbon dioxide, water vapor, oxygen and nitrogen.

>>179759134
>MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO DO A FIRE ATTACK

>>179759484
Your mom's a whore

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>>179759624
You take that back. She only dresses like one.

>>179759742
I wouldn't be able to contain myself if Naotora was my mom.

That can be applied to every mom in DW/SW tho

>>179749128
I hate to go off subject again, but I think that picture has Mordred in there twice rather than Nero.

>>179761825
Nero is just a Saberface, not an Arthuriaface

>>179761996
Oh right, there was something like that too.

>>179761825
Mordred in a bikini is very important

>>179708143
My dad works at koei

>>179724039
>>179726664
>>179748079

I like those little bits of knowledge. Thanks Anon.

>>179737356
Noice.

>>179763705
Running a twitter account doesn't count as a job.

Anon, may I interest you in the hot new craze throughout the land? It's called "The Way of Peace".

>>179766253
In my land its called "The Religion of Peace"

>>179766253
you fools
I dont belieeeeve in maaaaagiiiic

>>179766253
you challenge me with trickery?

>>179763705
Is your dadudu a DILF?

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>Defense of Numata on Spirit of Sanada
>can't let any officers near Ote Gate
>finishing off the last one
>one of the NPC officers catches him in his storm rush-esque attack and sends him soaring across the map
>lands near the gate
>lose
Beyond epic

I'm going to sleep.

When I wake up, this thread better be alive.

>>179770945
lol

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I'm just waiting for Spirit of Sanada to get a discount in the Steam summer sale.

>>179771876
Why is Jin Mama sad

>>179772142
thingken of meatbuns

>>179772208
Can you live a healthy life on a meatbun-only diet?

>>179772420
A MAN WHO NEVER EATS PORK BUN
IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN

is that Estella Fate game musou? looks fun but I don't into fateshit

>>179774296
It's not good or fun.

>>179774358
well ok then

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>Purple soldiers
WHOSE SIDE ARE THEY ON?!

>>179778046
Dong

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>>179778046

If they're so eager to die, we'll be happy to oblige them!

Benevolence was a mistake.

>>179781824
proofs?

>>179783235
Liu Bei's final words before he died. I was there, ya know.

What's the matter, are you lost? You poor little thing!

>>179784903
Ohh, you sure know how to bump!

>>179773018
Sleeping dogs musou when?

>Check Gamecity again to day
>There's DW9 update
>It's about the character
>getting all excite about this
>It's just a fucking voice file of Cheng Pu, Guan Yu, Golden Boy and Boss Dun.

Koeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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>10
bih fix that shit

>>179789183
Well, it's better than nothing at all, I guess?

>>179795416
I don't want to

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If I were to create a gaming website and request a dev kit from koei-tecmo to test dw9. Would they let me?

>>179798512
Not unless you were a time traveler and that website was called ign.

>>179786590
Perfect timing. I was looking for an opportunity to test my new tactics

>>179800657
I SHALL RETURN.

>>179800795
FOR YOURS IS

>>179789183
ebin... simply EBIN kt...

>>179800863
You performed great as always

>>179802249
I shall return after reviewing my strategy

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>>179659875
Ok, first of all, she wouldn't love you.
Second, how you can blow all your life earnings in alcohol before the funeral?
Third, government pays for funerals and graves of officers if they died on duty.
Fourth, giving her a female partner? Seriously, are you trying to cover your cuck fears?

Your story it's so full of crap that it's not even amusing, I was trying to dig it but it has seriously problems with reality.

I would say that you owe me precious time of my life, but I would probably wasted it on some mundane shit anyways, so fuck you, for reminding me how worthless life is.

>>179804665
I give My Strategy a 5.8 out of 10.
Pros:
Cost efficient
Little required man power

Cons:
Short sighted
Easily countered
Predictable
Formations were full of holes

>>179805502
>Ok, first of all, she wouldn't love you.
LINGQIFAGS
BTFO
T
F
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>>179805502
>she wouldn't love me

Y...yy..You're wrong

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Fate/ Extella sequel soon

>>179810080
If it's still being made by Tamsoft, it'll still be shit

>one of the dlc events jokes about Cai Yan being the xiongnu's cum dump

Is Koei.... /Our company/?

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>>179811987
Kill yourself, Liu Bao

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>>179812427
my sweet turtle.....wife........

>>179812661
Don't let me ever catch you posting on /eagg/ ever again

Outthought and outfought.

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This is your Sima Yi tonight

>>179814790
What level of Super Saiyan is this

>>179806980
How could my tactics fail like that?

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Say something nice about Ma Chao's wife

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Liu Shan

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>>179817552
And Liu Shan's wife

>>179817552
Actually better than the DW version, although that isn't saying much.

>>179817731
This and Liu Shan is someone's fetish.

>>179798709
But they're both the same person?

>>179818228
The faces

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>Chen Wu (onyomi: Chin Bu) is a military general who served under the Kingdom of Wu. He is famous for having a face that was considered by many to be fierce and ugly.

>>179816179
She got big tiddies.

>>179818829
If Wu can be t-rexes, the Simas should be aliens. And Ma Chao could be a Super Horse.

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>Sun Luyu (onyomi: Son Roiku) is the youngest daughter of Wu Emperor Sun Quan. She became embroiled in a political dispute with her older sister Sun Luban who framed her for conspiring against the regent Sun Jun, leading to her execution.

>>179818829
Soul Calibur musou when

>>179820071
Perhaps the Three Kingdoms is really about a shadow war being waged between an underground dinosaur kingdom and an invading alien empire.

>>179821557
I think this was the plot of the Guan Suo novel.

>>179821557
Tell Koei to fund this

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>Xiahoushi (夏侯氏, onyomi: Kakōshi, "Lady Xiahou") is Xiahou Yuan's niece and Zhang Fei's wife, who abducted and took her as his wife when she was twelve or thirteen years old.

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>>179821557
I never thought that I wanted this so much.

>>179821557
Getter Robo Three Kingdoms when

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>Wang Tao (onyomi: Ō Tō) is the eldest of two daughters to a reputed bandit chief, Wang Ling (王令公). After Guan Suo won Bao Sanniang's hand in marriage, her would-be-cowardly fiancé, Wei Lan, fled to his fort and hired Wang Ling to defend him. The chief and his bandit daughters led the defenses while plundering from the neighboring townsfolk.

>Guan Suo pursued the rumors and infiltrated the fort to kill Wei Lan. On the way, he bested the Wang sisters in combat. Wooed by his strength, they both agreed to marry him.

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If I'm not mistaken, this is Lu Lingqi's mother

>>179825415
Does she fuck like tiger? Because she looks like she fucks like a tiger.

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We're posting Taisen now?
>Chiyo Yamauchi (山内千代) - Kazutoyo Yamauchi's wife. She was also known under her Buddhist name, Kensho-In (見性院). She is speculated to be either Morikazu Endo or Tomooki Wakamiya's child. When her husband first left for war, she used the money given to her by her father to buy him a fine horse named Kagami Kurige. Nobunaga spotted the steed and began to favor Kazutoyo's reputation. Her husband said, "If it weren't for Chiyo, I would have never been able to make my name known in this country."

The couple were known to be one of the few examples of samurai marriage born out of love in that era, like Toshiie and Matsu. They were the main characters of NHK's Komyo ga Tsuji in 2006, and the story of Chiyo buying her husband a horse has been referenced by Koei in many of their games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYD4SI3VG0w

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>Ikeda Sen (池田せん?) or Annyo-in (若御前?) was the daughter of Ikeda Tsuneoki and sister of Ikeda Terumasa. Mori Nagayoshi was her first husband.

>She was known for leading a Teppō unit, or unit of musketeers, which consisted of 200 women in the Battle of Shizugatake, Battle of Komaki and Nagakute after her husband's death in the same battle, she married Nakamura Kazuuji. She fought in Battle of Gifu Castle in Sekigahara Campaign.

Quite a character, right? I like her Million Man Musou design as well.

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Website's down so I can't fetch any big breasted waifus

I do have Gongsun Zan tho

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>>179826182
Speaking of Matsu...

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I have no clue what they were aiming for with Zhang Jiao.

>>179829271
He didn't die from illness. Someone put him out of his misery.

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'side from my bit of a emotional meltdown I had earlier in the thread...

SW1 GET!

now all that's left for my "Collection" is the Expansion Pack, Katana, and Chronicles (the 1st one)

>>179830814
Congratulations, man.

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>Ginchiyo

>>179830920
actually I'm also missing State of War, but I'm not worried about getting that till I get my next US PSN pre-paid I decide to get. Right now my focus is on Steam for DLC for Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence, and also for the other SW2 DLC for 360.

guard matsu!

Just bought Dragon Quest Heroes (missed opportunity to call it Dragon Warriors).

Holy fuck Alena is fun. She's how I'd imagine Sonic the Hedgehog would play in a musou.

How is DQH2 compared to the original?

>>179833583
A shitload better

>>179834139
I honestly don't see how they could improve but ok. Looking forward to it.

Someone told me that /eagg/ has the cutest girls and I've come to see if that's true.

>>179834903
we have cute boys too

>>179834903
Are you 2D?

>>179835870
7D, actually

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>>179834903
Female Dong is best Dong

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Why is Wei the comfiest faction?

>>179837715
>& then they died

>>179836897
Light a candle.

>>179822659
That doesn't look 12 or 13 years old

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>The novel introduces Yang Song near the end of chapter 64 where he and his brother Yang Bo plot Ma Chao's downfall. He initially advises Zhang Lu to help his nemesis Liu Zhang get rid of Liu Bei after being coaxed by Huang Quan's promise of riches in return for their aid.

>However, Zhuge Liang takes advantage of his avarice by instructing Liu Bei to entice him with gifts in exchange for slandering Ma Chao to Zhang Lu. After accepting the bribe from their messenger Sun Qian, Yang Song wastes no time ruining his target's reputation with exaggerated tales and falsehoods. As a result, Ma Chao loses Zhang Lu's trust and defects to Liu Bei.

>A similar event occurs in chapter 67 when Yang Song agrees to discredit Pang De on Cao Cao's behalf after receiving a valuable breast plate. To further curry the warlord's favor, he even convinces Zhang Lu to surrender despite the protests of their allies. Cao Cao welcomes the defeated army with open arms, but only Yang Song is punished with execution for his treachery.

>>179841002
even the chinese hated the jews

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>Song Qian has no known origins, style name, title, lifespan, or family members. He is only mentioned within Record of Three Kingdoms and Book of Wu leaves him absent, leading to the common presumption that he was an undistinguished Sun family retainer rather than a decorated military officer.

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>Niu participated in the Battle of Jiangling, during which he volunteered to lead 300 cavalry to attack the enemy, but was only saved by Cao Ren when he got surrounded.

>Years later, he participated in the counter-attack against the invading Shu Han forces in 231 and scored a victory over Zhuge Liang's unit, and pursued him to Mount Qi. In 234, he soundly defeated the Shu Han general Ma Dai on the battlefield, and chopped off thousands of enemies' heads. In 238, he followed Sima Yi in his campaign against Gongsun Yuan, and was promoted to General of the Rear.

>However, his accomplishments during his later years had only earned him the apprehension from the Simas, thus he was ordered to commit suicide by drinking poison.

>>179843357
Anon, you've been posting these actively for more than 5 hours today. I'm not against this or anything but...are you okay?

>>179843850
I'm just doing it as an aside while I work on other things.

>>179843357
Niu Jin? His name always seems to show up in DW stuff.

>>179820363
I thought that was Zhang Fei's wife before reading the description.

>>179841002
>However, Zhuge Liang takes advantage of his avarice by instructing Liu Bei to entice him with gifts in exchange for slandering Ma Chao to Zhang Lu. After accepting the bribe from their messenger Sun Qian, Yang Song wastes no time ruining his target's reputation with exaggerated tales and falsehoods. As a result, Ma Chao loses Zhang Lu's trust and defects to Liu Bei.
Wait a sec, Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei are the ones who actually plan and orchestrate the whole thing, but only Yang Song is considered evil for it?

>>179844545
Yang Song is greedy, Zhuge Liang took advantage of this.

It's the equivalent to a sting operation.

>>179829271
He looks like the Kushan Emperor from Berserk.

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>When Luoyang fell under the control of the warlord Dong Zhuo, Sima Lang was able to escape with his entire family. He returned with them to his place of birth and escaped danger.

>After this, he entered the service of Cao Cao, and was subsequently given the position of regional governor (太守) and then director of provincial regions (地方官吏). In these positions, it is said that he adopted policies with the common people in mind, and because of this he was greatly admired by them. His accomplishments were recognized by Cao Cao, and he was recalled to the court to take the position of assistant to the Prime Minister (丞相主簿). After this he was further promoted to the rank of governor (刺史) and again showed his administrative abilities. Once again adopting policies with the common people in mind, it is said that he was loved by a great many people.

>Despite his accomplishments, however, he never ceased to praise those of his younger brother, Sima Yi. He went so far as to say, "I don't even come close to matching his abilities."

>In the year 217, he accompanied Xiahou Dun and Zang Ba on a military expedition against Eastern Wu. During the campaign, a terrible illness broke out among the camp and many soldiers, as well as Sima Lang, fell ill. It is said that Sima Lang chose to distribute his medicine among the soldiers, refusing to take any of it himself. Because of this, he soon succumbed to the illness and died.

>>179825692
That's not Sun Shangxiang

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>Wen Ping participated at the Battle of Changban against Liu Bei, and routed the latter, but Liu was able to flee and formed an alliance with the eastern warlord Sun Quan. During the subsequent Battle of Red Cliffs against the combined forces of Liu Bei and Sun Quan, the forces of Cao Cao suffered a total disaster, as a result, Wen Ping was granted the command of a portion of the northern troops, made the Administrator of Jiangxia, and was asked to stay in the border to wrestle over the area for Cao Cao.

>Wen Ping was made the lowest rank of marquis and supported Cao Ren during the Battle of Jiangling when Sun Quan's general Zhou Yu led his forces into the heart of Jing Province. While Liu Bei's trusted general Guan Yu attempted to cut Cao Ren's connection, Wen Ping and his colleague Yue Jin defeated Guan at Xiukou, and Wen was granted the title of "Marquis of Yanshou" and promoted to the rank of "General Who Strikes Rebels". Motivated by his victory, Wen Ping further overtook Guan Yu's supply depot at Han Ford; then caught Guan on the Han River, and burned down most of his warships. At the time, Wen Ping and Yue Jin successfully secured the supply and communication lines of Jiangling; however, the casualties on Cao Cao's forces were beyond affordable level after nearly a year of intense fighting, so Cao admitted defeat and ordered his generals to forfeit Jiangling

>>179846034
A real hero

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>>Lady Xu is introduced in Chapter 38 of the novel. A skilled diviner, she predicted misfortune in Sun Yi's future and warned him not to attend his meeting with the local leaders of Danyang. Unfortunately, he did not heed his wife's words and was killed by Bian Hong after the banquet. Gai Lan and Dai Yuan, both of whom secretly despised Sun Yi, were the conspirators of this crime. They made Bian Hong a scapegoat by beheading him in public and began ransacking their late master's home, hoarding his property and concubines for themselves.

>Upon seeing Lady Xu's beauty, Gai Lan was overcome with lust and sought to make her his own. She agreed to marry him after being given a month to mourn her husband. In truth, she used that time to formulate a plot with Sun Gao and Fu Ying, two of Sun Yi's loyal retainers. When Gai Lan returned one month later, he was lulled into a false sense of security by Lady Xu who prepared him a feast with plenty of wine. She escorted the drunk villain to her bedroom where the collaborating officers leapt out of their hiding place and slew their target with daggers. Likewise, the same fate befell Dai Yuan when Lady Xu invited him to dine in her home. She also asked the two officers to execute the relatives of their victims for good measure.

>With her enemies dead, Lady Xu donned her mourning outfit once more and offered the heads of Gai Lan and Dai Yuan before her husband's coffin. While many in Danyang were aghast by this incident, Sun Quan rewarded Sun Gao and Fu Ying for their fealty while taking Lady Xu in his care. A poem was written in honor of her heroism.

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I want to embed my external section of urinary tract in Lu Lingqi's orifice

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>>179851352
I want to berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

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literally best girl

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literally best boy

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Literally dead thread

>>179855231
nice tiddies

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https://twitter.com/KoeiTecmoUS/status/875147015377768448

Holy shit. At least it's SOMETHING.

>>179855860
WE DID IT BROS

>>179855860
>>179856208
Oh boy, an annoucement that there will be an announcement eventually.

>>179737356
I really, really like this webbum. Mind if I save it?

>40 minutes of talking and cutscenes in SoS after Ueda Castle
wew

>>179832458
Guard matsu

Is there any reason where Sima Zhao gets most of the screentime in TK2010 compared to Shi?

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>too stupid to learn chinese

>>179857158
why*

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>>179834903

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>>179834903
oh yes......

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>>179858546
Truly Wei has the best girls.

>>179858703
This art literally looks like crossdressing men, though.

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>>179859608
Fair enough.

>>179859707
Well, I know the feeling. I keep a lot of art that I like the idea of, even if the execution of that idea is...not that nice looking.

>>179859608
Zhenji especially.
It looks like Zhang He crossdressing as her

>>179859707
> Don't have DW8 yet
Is the girlfriend costume still available for Zhenji?

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>>179859821
I don't have the heart not to keep it
>>179860631
Hopefully.

So I recently started playing 9Dragons since it's free on Steam, and I gotta say while the game is ugly as sin in the story draws you in and you genuinely want to keep grinding just to see what comes next.

From what I understand, this game's over 10 years old and doesn't appear to have gotten a graphical update ever.

All in all pretty fun, but it does have a massive pay to do everything better problem, which doesn't matter if you're patient and don't want to PVP I guess.

>>179857158
Wouldn't it be because Zhao is the one that ends up basically controlling Wei for a while?

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>>179858703
Lianshi is nice

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>>179866610
I have your waifu and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>179856540
I don't see why not.

BAOOOOO

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>>179866610
>>179866884
Lian Shi is for _______

the Red Cliff movie is soooo long

>>179866610
The only great Wu girl

>>179846034
>During the campaign, a terrible illness broke out among the camp and many soldiers, as well as Sima Lang, fell ill. It is said that Sima Lang chose to distribute his medicine among the soldiers, refusing to take any of it himself. Because of this, he soon succumbed to the illness and died.
Guess that was a mistake.

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>>179853515
Is there even a debate over this?

>>179874752
slut

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>>179834903
That was a lie.

>>179874752
Is that her brother?

Disgusting.

>page 10
DW9 NEWS WHEN

>>179878151
Just recently, check it out. >>179855860

>>179875717
you are weak

does anyone actually care about zhou cang

>>179884325
Not even Guan Yu I'd wager.

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>>179851294
I prefer her Blast version

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reminder that Wu Tang clan ain't nothin ta fuck wit

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>>179887352
>tiger style

>>179866884
didnt I give her to our lord truest OP !

Do not pursue page 10!

>>179855860
>Soon enough
How soon is TGS again?

>>179851294
Those are some very big and soft assets.

>>179897142
Next year

what if China isn't real and just a conspiracy to sell more Dynasty Warriors games?

>>179905162
based on the fact that I'm the only one posting, in fact I'm replying to myself, if this theory is correct it has failed tremendously

>>179907086
>>179905162
What if Jiangshi have taken over the government?

the pacing in sanadamaru really crashes when you get to osaka

>>179778263
>Dong
Aren't his troops black?

I know what I have to do to be happy. I can do it. I can improve my life. I just don't want to. What is wrong with my brain?

>>179912072
You're lazy. Just like me

>>179912072
Maybe actually do it. The reward will feel great.

>>179873329
I have read Sima Lang's SGZ biography. It says no such thing.

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>>179657008
>he said benevolence

>>179919445
"So, I know your dad lost his horsey and my dad got the horsey, and the horsey was called Red Hare, so to make up for that I thought I'd give you a bunny! I looked and looked and looked, and couldn't find any red bunnies, but this one's kind of pink so-"

"Everyone that loved me is dead."

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We must fight Page 10!

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No english sub for this show? It's the same cast from TK 2010.

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>>179922515
There's Zhang Fei in it too.

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>>179922684

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It is time.
Prepare for the fire attack!

sphere of influence or rotk13

>>179922515
>Legend of Great Song
Damn. I wonder if...
>Chen Jianbin as Zhao Kuangyin
Well, no surprises there.

I'll check it out and report back.

>>179922684
So he doesn't normally look like an angry retard? Interesting.

What's this show about anyway?

>>179925067
Song Dynasty.

I'm willing to do another webm like this >>179737356 if anyone liked it.

Suggest me a game cut scene and link it to a YouTube that has it in good quality for me (if you want to, I can try to look for it myself). If you have a webm instead, you can post that for me too. I'll try to make it /eagg/ related when I have the free time.

>>179924391
Sphere of Influence is probably the better game, but RTK13PK has more variety.

>>179924391
rotk13 lets you fug lulingqi

>>179922684
He looks so peaceful and happy.

>>179926049
Just don't leave her in charge or she'll execute everyone.

uh koei?