/srg/ - speedrunning general

>>179636290
>Goldensplit Marathon, May 7 - 9
>RPG Limit Break 2017, May 13 - 19
>NASA 2017, May 21 - 27
>Brazilians Against Time 2017, June 1 - 4
my bad for posting this outdated shit lol

>>179636290
is june the dead month for marathons?

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/874705279883063298

>not /sperg/

>>179636654
>>179638062
>>179638230
>>179638392
>>179640859
why did you delete?

>>179642032
>>179647425
why did you delete?

Reminder that the Tranny Clique runs this shit.

what killed /srg/

>>179650651
SM64

>>179650651
squid's incessant mindless grinding and policing of the threads

>>179650651
this guy
>>179650884

>>179650651
agdq14, gays&cliques, battle over m_s, cron(i)kr, now the current repeated topics for over 2yrs and 6months respectively

>>179651965
>implying the battle for m_ wasn't one of the highlights of srg

>>179652098
I'm still waiting on WCSR

>>179652098
m_ = mrspeedrun

>>179652245
it's going to happen for sure and the battle for m_ ain event in a steel cage is going to be remembered for the rest of time
book it

>>179652345
t. mrs peedrun

>>179651705
why did you delete?

>>179651965
Just going by this. Obsessive posting seems to be most of the cases here. Obsessing over ridiculous shit instead of actually talking about speedrunning

m_ tell M_ to stream k_

>>179654196
Why did you mention de obsessed freak, Squid?

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what drives a man to grind?

>>179654548
Why did you mention Squid, de obsessed freak?

>>179650651
The God Gamer Stigma

oh my fucking

>>179654196
It's literally just one guy. It's a shame, hopefully he stops soon because it's fucking boring.

>>179655939
Nope. There's three of them coordinating through a discord. It's completely insane.

>>179656452
You have to be joking?

>>179656686
He's not. He's about as paranoid as the monkey poster is obsessed.

>>179659287
Wait, who? They are the same person aren't they? Hard to believe any of this without any proof.

Does anyone have that picture of anime with sign about retards thinking they're in good company?

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>>179662134
nevermind I found it

>>179662134
>>179662483
that's a touhou

>>179662694
I misremembered it

>>179663661
shut up goose

I just found this gif on /v/. Why don't any of the best Super Metroid players use this method of ocean fly? I always see Oats and Behemoth try firing the missile mid-jump and cock it up.

>>179663787
Okay.

>>179662803
remember when the MHC was relevant? now they can't even break 100 viewers.

>>179663787
what gif

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>>179663787
Forgot image, LOL.

>>179663846
wonga's back to streaming regularly now, though i guess he doesn't count at this point

>>179658860
why did you delete?

>>179664261
who would have thought that the first person to be a father from the MHC was going to be wibbler?

>>179665415
Who would've thought the cuck out of the MHC would have been wibbler

>>179665415
>father
Taking care of another man's offspring does not make you a father. I really want to know whether it's a half-breed too.

Imagine caring so much about cuckolding that you need to know the race of the child another man is willing to take care of.
>/pol/
Not even once

Hey guys, croni here. Do you have any suggestions?

>>179673519
Post a webum of you burning the portrait of Putin. We know you have one lying around.

>>179673758
who is we?

>>179673519
Add a GrindMonkey FFZ emote to the srgmarathon channel.

>>179669595
what is your race?

>>179677825
why did you spoiler?

>>179677861
just trying to keep the thread on topic my man

>>179679006
what topic?

What happened to Werster?
I haven't followed Pokemon speed running since 2013, but whenever someone mentions him on /v/ or /vp/ everyone makes jokes about his wife's son

Who was the girl that chair sniffer sniffed?

>>179682252
why did you delete?

>Wanna watch some good old OOT
>Clit Stevens is playing Kusoge 64
What the fuck

>>179679976
iirc the gist of it was that he slowed/stopped speedrunning to move, get married and--being completely serious here--help take care of his newfound wife's son

>>179684910
You forgot to mention that his wife is from Germany (Greetings!) and he's flying her and her son in without really knowing them in real life.

>>179690308
why didn't you sage?

>>179650651
AGDQ and Narcissa

Can somebody please post that one picture?

>>179690542
what?

>>179673893
>the obsessed freaks wakes up and begins forcing his agenda without delay

It was a bad meme 3 years and and a bad meme now.

>>179694028
thanks for the late response!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4

>>179695741
Get this epic Family Guy tier shit out.

>>179696137
Yawn.

>>179696337
I don't care for your Squid obsession. Stop killing the thread with your tranny-tier bullshit.

>>179697167
Samefag.

man, squid just can't stop takin Ls...

>>179697327
Samefag again.

Is there any evidence of Noir fucking his sister other than the clip of him licking her face? That's not really good evidence, his family might just be weirdos.

>>179701919
Mofatia

>>179701919
Mofette

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>179704093
Can somebody explain where all the transmisogyny/transphobia in this community comes from?

>>179700495
noir a cute

>>179701919
Cronikeys doesn't look good from this angle.

>>179706264
Not any more :(

>>179700495
The implication is enough.

>>179673758
why Putin is based

>>179707718
No, that's not how proof works.

>>179704449
autism and insecurity.

>>179709790
Some things you may not know for a fact, you just know them to be true.

>>179710018
It's that type of retarded mindset that leads to things like witchburnings and raping babies to cure your AIDS. Post proof or fuck off.

>>179710316
Listen, if you're the kind of guy who licks his sister's face, fucking her is likely within the realm of consideration.

>>179712486
>within the realm of consideration.
Not good enough. Post proof or fuck off.

>>179712609
Your retarded ass won't accept anything except a video of them fucking. Anyone who looks at this skeevy sisterfucker can tell.

>>179713107
>Your retarded ass won't accept anything except a video of them fucking.
An admission from him or her would suffice as well. And no, skepticism doesn't make you retarded.

>>179713289
It's not as uncommon as you think. I remember these twins in high school (boy and girl) who were curious about sex and decided to try with each other.

The original post admitted that they could just be an abnormally close knit kind of family. If you're willing to concede that much, why is it so implausible to think they're weird enough to fuck.

>>179713530
>The original post admitted that they could just be an abnormally close knit kind of family. If you're willing to concede that much, why is it so implausible to think they're weird enough to fuck.
Because it's a fucking massive logical leap to infer that being close knit means they're engaging in literal incest.

>>179709841
Interestingly enough those same things lead to transgenderism. It's a very odd state of affairs.

>>179712609
By proof you mean incest pornographic video? Fuck off with your fetish

>>179713837
No. Anything to indicate they have a romantic relationship at all. From the video posted it just looks like they're weird. She even appeared to be mildly disgusted by it. I've seen stranger than that that from people who aren't fucking each other.

>>179713653
How else is he getting pussy? This is the kinda dude who unironically thinks incest is wincest.

>>179700495
Link?

>>179713993
>How else is he getting pussy?
Maybe he isn't. Stop pretending you have some kind of special insight into other people's lives.

There's literally nothing wrong with incest. Sibling love is the purest love and there's nothing wrong with taking that love to a sexual level or even to marriage.

>>179714082
Okay, I will concede that he probably hasn't had sex with his sister. But I don't doubt for a second that he isn't the kind of guy who would.

>>179714604
Who isn't that kind of guy?

>>179715458
Most decent people.

>>179715458
I wouldn't fuck my sister, but that's probably only because she's ugly.

>>179716096
I'm decent.

>>179716227
My sister is cute. I'd marry her and live a life of sin if she was down for it.

^^^ what does any of this have to do with speedrunning? ^^^

>>179716735
Sick fuck. There are billions of women not related to you. Start there.

>>179716825
>billions
You can't have beautiful white children with non-white women.

>>179716914
A GOD

>>179716825
Literally what is wrong with it though? Other than you finding it unacceptable, why is it wrong?

>>179716914
What good is racial purity if it's shitty inbred genes you're propagating.

>>179717028
Setting aside the inbreeding, most people understand that familial love is separate from romantic love. Corrupting it with sex is offensive for that reason.

>>179717408
So muh feels? It's suddenly okay, if I didn't know her growing up? Yeah there's nothing wrong with it, my man. Inbreeding is hardly a point considering that contraception exists and even literal down syndrome drains on society are allowed to procreate.

>>179717747
oh fuck your serious
are you the creepy one in your family

>>179718157
Nah, I'm pretty normal. I'm weird in the sense that I'm a male nurse but that's really it.

>>179717747
>So muh feels?
You can >muh all you want, it doesn't negate the collective ethics of society for the past century

>It's suddenly okay, if I didn't know her growing up?
The mere fact that you're family determines your relationship.

>Yeah there's nothing wrong with it, my man.
Say that under your real name and I'll believe you.

>Inbreeding is hardly a point considering that contraception exists and even literal down syndrome drains on society are allowed to procreate.
Comparing willfully having children with exponentially higher chances of defects or illness to afflicted persons who certainly didn't choose their condition only shows how delusional you are.

>>179720032
Someone is jealous.

>>179720861
It's funny to think of someone so freakishly obsessed enough to spam it dozens of times.

Also, bonobos don't even howl.

Super Mario Odyssey the next 64?

>>179721539
Diversity is a code word for Jewish genocide. Jews have the highest rate of interracial marriage. Israel, the only Jewish state in the world, will be majority Muslim in a few generations. It is pushed by white marxists who see the intellectual superiority of the Jews as a hindrance to true equality.

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>>179722176
quality shitpost

can somebody remind me what comfy is a code word for?

Is there a streamer that's considered successful?

>>179721918
no lol

>>179724014
boring desu

>>179724206
weewee

>>179724206
Clit Stovens

>>179722610
Sounds like muffled laughter

>>179722610
Sounds like an insecure obsessed freak cowering.

>>179727016
So very broken.

>>179726889
why do you keep taking the bait?

>>179727189
Because you, the broken freak, get very angry.

>>179727480
what?

Who do you think the next trans will be? My bets on chibi

>>179727657
Read it again you broken mess.

>>179728080
why do you think everyone is the same person

>>179728301
That's what you do, freak.

>>179728301
it's the ingenious tactic squid devised to fight fire with fire (because that usually works, right?), he's extremely self-satisfied about it too

talk about being desperate to stay relevant

>>179725445
In a few decades when all N64's have become defunct, it will be.

>>179731571
By then there will be cycle accurate emulation. If not, there's always VC.

>>179731761
Speedrunners are so autistic that emulations won't be considered the same as playing on console. The game will be abandoned. It is the way of the future.

>>179727978
It's never who you expect, and so that reason I'm going with twocat

>>179731975
They will if it's completely accurate. The only reason VC and emulators are separated now is because they're inaccurate.

>>179732291
why did you spoiler?

>>179732008
thanks for the late response!

>>179732318
They will never be completely accurate. Eventually, these games will go extinct.

Good Riddance I say, there's more to speed running than 64 or OOT.

>>179732008
why did you delete?

>>179732329
>>179732334
>>179732727

stop spamming

>>179732542
>They will never be completely accurate.
Cycle accuracy will be close enough to be considered negligibly different, like how US and JP are slightly different but still close enough that nobody cares.

>>179732874
It won't matter. It won't be the same as someone playing on the console, and the likelihood of cheating increases.

>>179733356
It's easy to cheat right now. Speedrunning already relies heavily on the honor system. It won't make a difference. People will still run the game.

>>179732865
>de hippie spacing

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>>179733887

>>179733657
Then speedrunning will be forever held back by revolving around the same games that have been done to death already. How unfortunate.

>>179734715
>Then speedrunning will be forever held back by revolving around the same games that have been done to death already.
No, because there will always be new games. Speedrunning hasn't even been around for 20 years, there's a lot of time to go.

>>179713985
>I've seen stranger than that that from people who aren't fucking each other.
Such as?

>>179735058
>Speedrunning hasn't even been around for 20 years
quake

>>179735058
If these threads are any indication, it might not have much time left.

>>179736184
>If these threads are any indication
they aren't lmao

>>179738387
>she
stfu fucktard

>>179738387
why did you delete?

>>179739305
What does that mean?

>>179739579
she wants babies

>>179739597
imagine how fucking ugly would that alien be

>>179739597
The statements don't make sense. I thought she was saying he could ask her if she had kids.

>>179739956
t. autist.

>>179740115
rude desu

>>179739956
I thought the same thing don't listen to >>179740115

Surprised they are still together even

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 22ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

>>179744541
except croni

>>179744879
t salty slowboy even after years

>that guy that never learned the difference between cubic centimeters and caliber
What's his story?

the CURE for obsessed FREAKS is 22ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

>>179746639
except ion

https://twitter.com/siglemic/status/875111590894252032

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>>179748723

>>179748723
this is like what? the third or fourth+ he's done this shit

based headcrab favoriting that shit

>>179748898
>>179748723
what does Siglemic even do these days

>>179749328
typical millennial: doesn't have a job and lives at home wasting his life away playing video games by himself (smash/sc2)

>>179749387
why did you delete?

>>179750387
who knows what goes through glenn's head

>>179744879
why did you delete?

>>179750368
It wouldn't be wasted if he earned money like he once did. But I guess he's ~above all that~ now.

You can't speedrun Sushi Striker.

>>179704093


/srg/, we have a lot of memes here.

Which is your favorite?

also page 10

>>179756572
why did you spoiler?

>>179756572
I like the "thanks for the late response!" one and the ">de hippie spacing" one

>>179756572
why didn't you sage?

>>179756572
>>179756962
I like the Jin one that comes after the ">de hippie spacing" one

>>179756572
who is we?

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>>179756572
Did somebody mention medievilmes?

>>179756572
thanks for the late response!

>>179756572
>de hippie spacing

>de hippie hippie shake

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>>179758281

>>179758674
why did you delete?

>>179761795
why did you delete?

>>179761845
>>179761983
who are you quoting?

>>179762538
who are you quoting?

>>179764810
why didn't you sage?

rank the following from most pathetic to least pathetic:
squid being endlessly exposed as a brainless grind monkey
pyatters backpedaling
headcrab being exposed as the doe poster
skeletonyo

>>179765912
ion going on a multiple year crusade against squid after being exposed

>>179768359
ion did it first but a different crew of monkeyposters have taken over for him

>>179765912
most to least
1
2
4
3

>>179765912
The Squid posting needs to stop as it's a bad, forced meme posted by a salty individual.

>>179765912
ion thinking he can make squid any less of a speedrunner by going on a crusade on reddit 2.0 aka here for years

>>179772695
thanks for the late response!

>>179772695
siggy can pull it off imo

>>179778238
Hitbox is dead and changed to smashcast so update that on the following page and the "hb-" links

Add support for stream.meme

>>179762538
>>179772695
>>179778238
why did you delete?

Squid is based and that makes the obsessed freak angry lol

what runners do you guys watch? i feel like all my favorites have faded away.

>>179787926
what do you mean by "you guys"?

how does this guy not get more views twitch.tv bananaboatkid01

>>179789021
Pathetic shilling.

>>179792583
Pathetic grind monkeying.

>>179792735
Not even relevant and also a meaningless, tired meme. Shill somewhere else, faggot.