>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csesport.com
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Streamlink: https://streamlink.github.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Watch this EVERYDAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
>Friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
>Old Thread
>>179244437
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting
>>179320015
You're not the boss of me.
what do you guys think of the Rival 300? i was gonna get a zowie but shit is like £60-70. Rival 300 is a "flawless" optical for <£40 so i figure its the best poverty option?
logitech is all junk as far as i'm concerned. weightless toys for manlet hands.
let go
>>179322894
I've been using one for 2 years and it's pretty good
Make sure you get one without the shitty rubber problem though, the rubber grip on mine is completely fucked
I'd post more but I'm doing exams an haven't played since Monday.
Surely there are other shitposters who can keep bumping the thread...
<3
>>179322894
save up my dude
>>179327332
Zowie a shit
Go logitech for real nigga gear
>>179328415
>logishit
>good
does /csgog/ recommend any podcast I can dm with?
>>179330004
You take that back!
CSGO match making at its best
>war games are not competitive, thus do not get into overwatch
>cheaters notice this
>spinboters are back
oyyy vey!
>>179332169
i kept on getting that on LEM also. boosters are stupid thinking 3/4 low rankers + 1/2 boosters will work
Jesus Christ. 3rd from last thread.
Step it up fuccbois.
Anybody noticing a rank shift now that linux users are all banned?
>>179322894
>manlet hands
Hey fuck you buddy, zowies are smaller
>>179324880
Never.
>>179338571
i dont play matchmaking
>>179341051
Don't be a cuck, try your luck
>he has a next to his name
also check out these lesbos on HUEminosity gaymen
>>179345168
>the esea star doesnt post
wtf 4chan!
>>179345274
You gotta triforce it mayne
is peacemaker the problem?
>>179347776
magog is the problem
>>179324880
I don't understand how dead games like life is strange and undertale still have lively generals but csgog is kill within 150 posts.
What's something I can do to improve my reaction times?
>>179351194
no waifus
that's literally the reason
I'm shit at this game
715 hours in
>>179351460
240Hz monitor.
If it ain't 240Hz, you're doomed to 250ms reaction times forever.
Don't bother with 144Hz trash. It's a meme. Just like 60Hz. The human eye doesn't see faster than 9fps anyway
>>179351758
It was a lot more popular with Harvey posting.
>>179351194
Those games have stories, characters (read: waifus), fan content, etc
Meanwhile csgo is just a game where you shoot people. That's it. There's nothing else. It's extremely hard to keep a general going with gameplay discussion considering the core gameplay itself hasn't changed much since release.
Before valve killed lounge, we had esports shitposting to keep us going. People would come here to talk about matches, shitpost about their bets, complain about the hackers, the rigging, the throwing, etc. but now we have none of that.
>>179352002
Me too, what are recoin patterns or first shot accuracy
>>179352419
what went wrong? will she ever join another team or will she get BLACKED?
>>179353265
>>179352002
>tfw high ping and shit rego.
Spray control is a meme if 4 out of 15 shots register.
Lem is the best rank to be at for the hack action
>Wild enemy top fragger with wall hacks/aimbot trying to boost his friends not even trying to hide it
>our top fragger gets salty and turns on his spinbot
>oh lem I LOVE YOU
Make sure you cheer for /ourguys/ CLG
>>179351758
leave it to me
WHAT THE FUCK /magog/ LAST THREAD WAS BARELY 50 POSTS, QUICK HELP MY CSGO REACTION FOLDER GROW INSTEAD
>>179356123
>>179356123
I got you
hello boys
>>179322894
logi g403 is literally the perfect mouse, shape and size and sensor
Unless you have actual ogre hands, you can't go wrong.
>>179356123
>>179354574
>So many cheaters!
>Why can't I get any legit games so I can win with my cheats!?
>This is all matchmakings fault!
Dial the aimware up faggot. People in higher ranks go blatant if they are losing, you'll have to as well, since you clearly aren't good enough at hiding it or developing any genuine skill.
LMAO
https://twitter.com/C9swag/status/873628139741687808
>>179359398
>I eat ass 5 times a week
kek
I'm staying in France for 6 weeks (from USA) and I'm bringing my laptop w/ csgo on it. I'm wondering if when I queue for MM in France, will I get matched up with people in that region? Or will my client still match me up with Americans?
>>179360794
it will match you with EU West people, so brits, germans spaniards, french etc
>>179361042
uhhhh, you mean russians and turks only
>>179361219
it'd be even worse with russians if he was in sweden, the russian servers are hosted there for some mystical reasons
>>179356123
>koosta
>>179361770
lose everytime
Do you miss the skin, betting, and giveaway culture?
>>179365908
did you know skin betting and giveaways still go on to this day?
>>179365908
i still bet
>>179366557
I do. I also know that the culture is dead.
gosh do I hate Russians and Brazilians
>>179366801
culture never died. only (You)
>>179368708
m8
there are like 10 veiwers total for counter strike now, even with people giving shit away
straight up nobody does unboxing streams or betting streams
the culture comparatively is d e a d
whatever (You) say Anonymous of 4Chan
>2 hour cooldown
>you have kicked too many teammates
WHAT
Literally what the fuck valve
What the actual fuck I am speechless
>>179371174
Stop being so toxic
who yall got for this imt c9 match
>>179371774
I kicked two afkers, one russian who was griefing and then a dude who wouldn't let 3 of us surrender at 10-0
Why on earth would I get punished for it?
For that matter, what the fuck is the logic in ME being punished because I initiated a vote, in which my whole team votes?
It makes literally no sense
whats the cheapest laptop I can buy to run this game on
>>179371174
Don't kick your teammates you ass.
>>179372368
That's besides the point, why would you get punished for something your team votes for together?
>>179372328
how much are you trying to spend?
also
>laptop gaymen
>>179373985
I'm buying a laptop because I don't feel like moving my desktop since I'm not home for the summer. I'm trying to keep my budget pretty low but I was looking at this:
https://www.amazon.com/Acer-15-6-inch-Performance-Dual-Core-Processor/dp/B01N97HUL7/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
>>179372328
I've got a friend who bought an ASUS for about 700-750, it runs it easily. You can probably go down from that, even. Tried it once on my GFs for 400, it has a shitty card (830 gtx?) and an i3, it actually ran almost ok.
>>179374301
>Intel HD Graphic
Mate...
Why is no one commenting on ESPORTS? We have IMT vs C9 right now for a Major spot.
>>179375415
you already know the huemortals are going to toggle their way to the majors
>>179372193
C9, immt look shaky as fuck
>>179377897
Top lel immortals
Skadoodle is here to save NA CS
>>179378129
everyone involved with c9 is complete SHIT
its gonna die again
is there a player more overrated than stupid2gay?
I've done 2 trade up contracts and got a borreal forrest m4 both times
someone tell me what to do with my second borreal forest
So is Skadoodle going to get banned for revealing his walls on cache?
>>179386414
kennys, pasha, jw
>>179324880
>>179352437
true the gambling ban literally killed /csgog/
>>179374301
You're not going to have a good time with that
Here
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/dell-inspiron-15-6-laptop-intel-core-i5-8gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1050-1tb-8gb-hybrid-hard-drive-black/5709801.p?skuId=5709801&cmp=RMX&extStoreId=395&ref=212&loc=1&ksid=aa120fb6-f819-4ba7-849a-dcef7cc129a8&ksprof_id=8&ksaffcode=pg228120&ksdevice=m&lsft=ref:212,loc:2
>>179396372
WHY?!?!
>>179396372
What ban?
On the general or in general. :^)
>>179362119
>moves to California
>SOOWOO
damn
I know this isn't liked on 4chan, but I need esports fans for my survey, the deadline for my thesis is approaching and I just need the last few people to close it
>https://ww2.unipark.de/uc/K_0173/cb93/
takes 5-10 minutes, thanks in advance
I wanna be
The global elite
The best there ever was
To get out of MGE is my real test
Matchmaking is my cause
I will travel to faceit and back
Searching for some frags
Gitting gud, to pwn 5 stacks
I'll AWP you at mid-doors, you fags
CEE ESS GO!
Gunna rank up soon!
I hate my shit team
I know global is my destiny
Oh volvo, I hate you cucks
128 tick now, you fucks
CEE ESS GO!
Gunna rank up soon!
An aim so true
My game sense will pull me through
/csgog/ teach me and I'll succ you
CEE ESS GOOOOO!
So ded
Fuckin bump
>ywn shitpost about your penny bets on t10 matches with csgog again
really missing the good old days rn lads
>>179410918
It was fun af. It's our job to make gambling popular again! For the good of the game.
Gib skines
I need a stat trak awp
>>179415790
sent :^)
>caring about st
>>179416117
how else are you going to track your kills and mvps?
>>179416285
I count them in my head
tf2 bro visiting, have my bump
when the fuck is valve going to hire more people? they are so slow
>>179417023
they'll have about 3 members of staff working on cs, who probably get paid fucking millions to sit on their ass putting out updates once a decade
>>179417023
valve has more than enough people
they're just lazy as shit and most of them are working on gimmicky bullshit like VR
>>179417150
I know they have 16 members on the TF2 team, CS:GO probably has like 30 people working on it imo, and yeah holy shit the pay-results ratio is ridiculous
also the reason I came here is because the australian news program 60 minutes did a report on CS:GO, streaming, and the game. thought there might be people here talking about how out of touch and retarded it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99TMhndv16c
>>179417318
>valve has more than enough people
nah my dude they only have 300 people for 3 major games and Steam, compared to companies like Riot (1000 people, 1 game) or Blizzard (4000 people, 4 games) that's really understaffed. Explains why they're so slow
>>179417459
300 isn't many compared to other devs but like I said it's more than enough
companies like riot are insanely overstaffed and even more lazy than valve
assault is now a ct sided map, more people should play it;)
Ragehacked for weeks with Aimtux and didn't get VACd
stay mad
>>179418150
>not stomping by being good
>>179418317
Cheaters can't do that. They are the special bus kids with no coordination and nobody would pick them for sports.
thread is gonna die again and again and again
I dream one day to leave lem and reach supreme
Magog please.
>page 10
L I V E
Some boosting games later I reach supreme
>>179429538
your fps is shit
so who is going to major qualifiers c9 or clg?
>>179432309
I hope it is CLG, they have more upside. c9 I fear would just go through the motions at the qualifier and fail out like last 2 times.
>>179417381
Haha where can I find the full thing?
>>179410918
same lad
Can CLG do it, lads?
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>>179441102
lower your ping
also /ourguy/ flusha is streaming my dudes
koosta lost them that anti eco, pushing by h imself and not paying attention
Wew 30 minutes queueing for weapons expert
Who was in the wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGZJsZZwrns
(got to talk about something before the thread dies )
Wew lads, 5th last thread
>>179381607
Wow he actually shoots it better than ScreaM
>>179450524
I don't understand... Bans on what? For what?
Why does he talk about donating and emails to unban?
Is he just talking about twitch chat? Why would anyone care if they are banned on moE's twitch chat, or if he's banned on theirs if he hates them.
Allways a fun time when the boosted kids are on your team
>>179450898
they dont call him le tank for anything
how do I get out of eagle hell?
>>179457196
hacks
>>179454251
>for anything
You mean for nothing?
anyone watching c9 gamee?
c9 are all on adderall
>>179458570
uh,,,, dont you mean,,,, the gear?
>>179457868
n0thing sucks
if only it was clg and c9 that went to the majors. what a game thatd be
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdvcEday8po
>>179462139
CLAAAARAAA
>>179462139
fucking clara
How can you even be this bad at pretending
"Oh sorry I didn't know I wasnt supposed to see them through walls"
>>179458570
But Sean isn't there to supply it for the team
>>179462139
wtf clara
>That rare game when it's actually a really amazing game
you think brax will throw this match?
https://twitter.com/boomeo/status/874032691800363009
>enemy anime faggot has 40 kills
>my anime faggot faggot faggot has 5 kills
FUCK YOU
let's go c9
>tfw 160 ping
>still get 40 frags and 6 mvp stars
Wew
@179466080
>cheating brazilian
>huemortals already toggling
>tac pause already by huemortals
micro hax arent working probably i presume
you think they will fix that spot at firebox like they did with dust2 ramp?
script > adderall > microhax
>10 - 5
c9 lost
what is the easiest game to get vac'd on steam?
i want to smurf but i want to spice it up and have a private profile with vac ban record
>>179469309
tf2
jesus these monkeys dont even bother hiding their hax
>steel trying to knife
>>179471378
>ska on 4:3
>shroud throwing
C9 ECO GODS
fucking shroud
>>179473454
Shroud is seriously fucking pissing me off lately
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
USA USA USA USA
>you niggas doubting shroud
lmao at you
USA USA USA
>>179478271
um,,,,,,,,,,,, shroud,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, IS A FUCKING LEAF
tips fedora
Reminder Valve is a 20+ year old billion dollar company, hasn't made a game in years (yes that means they never made CS), repackaged old stolen community invented game modes for $6, allow cheaters to play for months/years before doing anything (linux cheats were undetected for 3 years before being abandoned and THEN given untrusted not even VAC bans lmao), hitboxes have always been and are still broken to shit, mediocre servers to play on because ""it's too expensive to maintain for them""" and make novice mistakes at major security issues on their site.
Also ""pro""" CS is hack vs hack live/ESEA is a literal rootkit that spys on you, reads your steam logs and files.
But i'm just a mad nerd no one is forcing me to play lmao they're doing their best xd rng in a skill based game
>>179481297
listen bro post this shit again and me and sean will come to ur house and beat the fuck out of you geek
>>179482590
>sean
you really think this skeleton ass cuck will do anything?
>>179462139
>>179462201
>>179462623
>>179462623
stop force memeing this nobody cares about a cheating chink
>>179351194
because everyone just posts on the discord
>>179417942
new assualt is so fucking eye cancer the only good assault is 1.6
>>179483467
if you like 1.6 so much why dont you marry it?
>>179484342
suck my dick you fucking faggot
>>179482748
I hope he would fug me :3
>>179483073
Used it for a bit but it seems the majority of the userbase are gay beta males who want nothing more than to post their gross bodies in the chat. The rest seem to be underage weebs from the Netherlands and eastern European hellholes like Bosnia.
It's sad that my favorite game seems to only appeal to lowlifes.
>>179466283
Strayan
Got thrown into a Singapore server
I should set my mm settings to China only. They are horrible players, and I could rank up quick....
>kids lagging
>kids running and gunning
>kids complaining they can't get kills
>kids won't stop yelling and talking
>kicked because of 4 que
nice game
>>179483467
tbqh family, source assault was best assault.
>>179496298
children should be autobanned from the game
>almost every casual game a blatant cheater
nice game
>>179499880
>t. Silver shitter
Kill cameras are 32 tick from the server side. All sorts of weird shit happens.
>>179463056
>things that never happened
quality games with the lads
how long till we get the next hydra thing?
>>179512691
tuesdays at 8pm est. always on the update days my dude
/ourgirl/ streaming my dudes
page 10
eyo is mx518 good mouse ?
i love my magog family and i miss winter and ornifex and lemuren every day
>>179524825
no. get you a wheel
https://www.hltv.org/news/20681/europe-minor-schedule-groups-revealed
>>179527392
OUR GUYS: LDLC, Kinguin, iGame
THEIR GUYS: EnVyUs, Big, Dignitas, Fnatic Academy, Penta
>>179527631
honestly, new NV is /ourguys/
so do u guys think mx518 is a good mouse
>>179536231
I had one a decade ago and loved it until the cord fucked itself and the thing broke.
No reason not to just use the 400s, it's the same mouse.
friberg out but f0rest still there? lol just lol
everyone on nip deserves to go desu
>>179358397
shit i have andre the giant hands and i use a g900 just fine
>>179457196
le-global is like 75% cheaters
https://twitter.com/GeT_RiGhTcs/status/874342718645960704
https://twitter.com/betwayesports/status/874345008593338369
>>179506304
nah casual is full of actual cheaters have you played it
i used to cheat in casual when i was bored and i had to get more blatant than i did in my smfc comp games to actually win
im crying my dudes
https://twitter.com/NiPGaming/status/874340610009858049
>>179540586
About fucking time. They need to turf the whole lot or learn some genuine fucking strats instead of default positions.
>>179540460
>I need cheats to compete in a high level skill group
Then you aren't that skill group. Why not play with people your level? It's not like people are more toxic at mg levels.
Why did they let friberg off?
Willing to donate a knife to whoever can boost me the new csgo missions
>>179542507
fat cunt
>>179542507
because he's a shit support player and has been for a long time. If they could replace xzist with a good awper and get another guy like draco they might have a chance again. Friberg has been garbage now for a long time.
>>179542551
lol sure thing, bro, i bet you have a knife ready and waiting.
>>179542507
any they get REZ from Epsilon so we'll see
maybe Friberg can join forces with Hiko and any other older washed up players to form a geezer team.
>>179543597
>friberg joining hiko the team killer
>>179543901
>team devourer
>>179544097
yeah but they're both fat it would be a vore fight
>>179527631
How are /ourguys/ academy "their guys"?
LDLC and Fnatic are the only teams worth rooting for out of these.
Miss you Sex6tenz...
Holy shit, Friberg is finally gone. Am I dreaming? As a Swede, can I now start cheering for NiP again?
>>179547880
why would you ever cheer for nip? cheer for muhammad instead, sven
>>179548007
My country turned to shit years ago and I hope I can make it out before the civil war starts, but Swedish CS is the only thing I feel patriotic about.
when the fuck are we seeing the remade D2?
>>179548624
prob the same amount of time inferno was out of the map group
is /csgog/ the origin of this? I think it is, but I'm not really sure
>>179550859
do you have brain damage
>>179550962
no? It's just really old and i don't remember
>>179550859
no one on 4chan says jpeg file
>>179318929
If any of you use Discord:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/6gvbou/dont_trust_unverified_steam_links_in_discord/
>>179552184
discord is aids.
>>179552371
@winter
Have ranks diluted into utter shit again?
I haven't played for few months, been LE.
Now I come back, after first game I'm put into DMG and 2 out of 3 games I get people running around like headless chickens, changing sites every round without communicating at all, force buying like retards and generally being fucking silver russian trash tier.
Why can't valve hardlock ranks to be able to hold only set percentage of population, that way people who don't progress and improve will drop ranks and make room for people who are good, instead of everyone getting bumped into infinity and making higher ranks devalued.
>>179554274
the ranks are hardlocked you mong
maybe they reached that rank by playing like shit while just having good aim and reactions
look at g2, they have no idea how to fucking play and literally just won epl
ya girl missqgemini got a vac my dudes thanks to clara
>tfw timed out for 24 hours on all 3 accounts for teamkilling rusky blyats
>>179556274
Join FACEIT(TM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znGQfPc6ZCk
tell me this isnt the best lowelo clip youve ever seen
>>179561050
back when the games were wild
>>179561050
wtf did i just watch. srsly the most silver clip i have ever seen in my life. kys you brain dead nigger
>>179565118
idk what you expected LOL
so was the cz thing just to let everyone know normal maps are allowed now or do they actually plan to bring them over to the other old skines too
how long yall think its gonna take for all the eligible skines to receive their normal maps
>>179565210
youd prob get a lot of upvotes if you posted that on reddit
>>179565320
Wtf are you talking about?
>>179567925
english isnt his first language since hes from au
>>179567925
>>179569168
Is that some reflections shit?
>>179569662
yes