/srg/ - speedrunning general.

[05:09:43] <lolmikes_> wersters a cuckold
[05:14:12] * jtv removes channel operator status from werster

you think the cuck saw it?

SM64 is real gaming. True gaming. THE gaming. Nothing has ever surpassed it, and nothing will ever surpass it. It is the magnum opus, the hallmark, the pinnacle, the greatness in cartridge form. It is only by God's grace that you are allowed to take in and enjoy the endless splendor that SM64 provides for the entirety of your existence upon this parallel universe. You are allowed to live solely because SM64 wills it, and it can end this agreement in a blink of an eye. Praise be unto SM64.
There is nothing left but SM64.
Forever.

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>>178187513
Highly likely.

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What run are you looking forward to?

>>178198007
why didn't you sage?

>>178198007
who's the qt handing that disgusting thing a microphone

>>178198098
BANNED

>>178198007
Does he have a legit genetic deformity or is his posture just fucked up from years of being fat and sedentary?

>>178198007
>american_bear.jpg

>>178198098
sumichu

>>178200405
lmao the obsessed poster is still here, so broken.

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reminder this general is so fucking garbage all the /srg/ guys at NASA just browsed the /v/ threads because they were more entertaining.

>>178213352
Only normies go to marathons. Nobody at NASA is or ever was true /srg/.

>>178214345
Who is true /srg/ then?

>>178214403
- Squid
- monkeyposter
- trannyposter

>>178213352
>using 4chan
>2017

>>178213352
>all the faggots browsed /v/
sounds about right.

>>178215383
>not being a faggot in the year of our lord 2017

>>178213352
this is OG srg

the old community died on 4chan like 2 years ago, y'all aren't srg

>>178217205
literally 3/4 of those fags are newbois

Everyone who went to NASA is not a speedrunner.

Reminder that resident furry Mr_Shasta has started his own team called 'The Wonderers' which means nothing and is just an attempt and having a team that sounds like The Wobblers

>>178221426
The Wonderer is a pretty good WRPG speedrunner!!

>>178217463
probably cause oldbois are fucking fags

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does speedrunning have a doping problem?

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don't fight

So I think I'm autistic enough to start speedrunning but I have no fucking idea what game to try.

What are some ((((Fun))) games that are easy to learn to start?

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>>178237508
kirby's airride for the nintendo gamecube

>>178237508
A game that you don't mind playing a lot is the best game to start with. Don't worry about difficulty.

when's the new hate list coming out?

>>178247770
why didn't you sage?

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did you study hard so you could get a rekky, srg

The God Gamer Stigma

grind monkeying is the cancer killing speedrunning
why should skilled runners go for records when a mindless grindmonkey will just steal it back after weeks of 18 hour a day grinding?

>>178262738
word, death to ALL grind monkeys

>the broken obsessed freak is still here
lol

>>178268985
sad

>>178269592
word

>check srg
>still the same stupid shit from years ago
>close srg

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I just want to go fast in GTA: SA.

I want try into memerunning. What game choose?

>>178275337
why didn't you sage?

>>178271846
Yet you keep coming back

>>178276709
why didn't you sage?

>>178277083
how do u?

>Squid's sum of best isn't even 49 yet.

>Squid is still doing the CCM18 route from 2012.

>Squid is still a stupid fucking grind monkey.

https://twitter.com/fivvess/status/869295134348791808

>>178282181
https://pastebin.com/sh44cbEz

>>178282181
>>178282397
lmao

>>178282181
how did he stop making money? Was he not making that donation money

>>178285253
turns out speedrunning isn't as lucrative as people have thought. not everyone gets those donations and twitch's affiliate program is a joke because you don't even get paid until you get 10,000 bits.

>>178292148
Maybe he should have speed ran a good game that has a viewer base baka. Did he even have a sub button?

>>178282181
who is this?

>>178304415
thanks for the late response!

This is ya boi retro. I'm looking for some video ideas. Can anybody hit me up with some? Thanks.

>>178305651
1. how corrupt gdqs are (cool matty spilled his beans on reddit a few weeks ago) and how corrupt the charities of choice are
2. >>178282181
3. how great nasa was but a few trannys/sjws didn't agree
4. how randomizers are taking over speedrunning
5. how sda and srl are completely dead now

>>178306098
Randomers have nothing to do with speedrunning and are not effecting it in any way.

>>178307080
rando races is the epitome of speedrunning. especially alttp races. if only srl stepped up it's game and promoted the heck out of rando games. i'm sure alttp isn't the only fun rando racer.

>>178308146
Randomizers are not speedrunning.
Races are not speedrunning.

Back to r/speedrun / NASA.

>>178309620
Why are you screaming instead of coming back with an argument? So Reddit. Nu-srg is absolutely pathetic.

Grav looks like Mr. Bean

>>10676530

>>178308810
you can speedrun randos just like you can speedrun minecraft. each seed can have it's best time.

>goal: beat the game as fast as possible
imagine that! the very definition of speedrunning is also the same definition for rando races. guess that settles that. rando races are speedrunning. rando races are the future.

>>178314661
Grind Monkeys can't accept that they can't mindlessly grind the exact same sections over and over again, but actually need skill to adapt to situations on the fly. That is why they oppose randomizers.

>>178315170
what does skill have to do with speedrunning?

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based advice.

>>178318968
he clearly needs to play some rando races then. you get that instant gratification even if you lose.

>>178318968
note: grind monkeying takes no effort
that means you squid

what is it with guys named ryan playing goldeneye?

Guys, I'm feeling like chilling and watching some speedruns, can you link your favorite runs, preferably ones that are informative and doesn't have to be world record runs, just runs for funs

>>178322405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LQ7xB9KTrQ
my favorite gdq run

>>178322715
Thanks famalam

>>178322715
>and he never sped again

>>178320272
question to you. or to squid if he knows.

are you flippy_o?
or toastrider?

>>178327117
It might be flippy. Toast doesn't care enough to shitpost.

>>178327117
neither

>>178327117
That English is way too intelligible to be toastrider's.

>>178328243
what do you mean? toast writes fine lol.

>>178328292
baited for this EXACT reply to expose yourself, toastrider

>>178328292
>>178328243
nvm misread ur post

based simply doing runs again. will he 1:39???

more like chimply

more like CHAMPly

>>178333463
our girl callumbeast

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

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goose is retarded lmao

>>178333463
You are always afraid.

Been gone for about 6 months can anyone be so kind as to answer a few questions?

1. Has cosmo killed himself yet?
2. Is chibi still based as fuck?
3. Has Mike Jewama finally been caught for his scams?

>>178336979
ok

>>178336979
1. No.
2. Yes.
3. He is deadly ill and only kept alive by pure willpower.

>>178339761
>daily pb
in his dreams

>>178333463
I did?

>>178340303
thanks for the late response!

>>178340337
thanks for the thanks!

>>178340303
you are a meme gamer not a god gamer

>>178340303
You deleted the retweet so you know what I meant. Good to know you haven't fallen for the trans meme yet though. :3

>>178335135
>5000h into SM64
Good question. Not fucking many. Most of the playerbase is casual as fuck and only the select few grind the current route

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GUYS

Is Cosmo a boy again now???

I just randomly went to check how "Narcissa" is doing and he/she sounds like Cosmo again? Still trying to look like a grill but sounds like Cosmo

twitch dot tv /videos/147737622

Plz come back Cosmo it's not too late you still have your penis

>>178327910
ok so it's for sure either flippy_o or toastrider

does anyone here play tetris the grand master?

>>178346824
If you close your eyes it almost sounds like an old comfy cosmo stream. I miss him....

birdxmonkey

>>178340790
now this is funny

I'd fuck cheese

>>178359674
gay

liquor

Convince me to speedrun again.

>>178367079
Okay.

>>178372618
why didn't you sage?

>>178342406
Yeah, and I know there are multiple people who have 5000+ hours in Dustforce.

Steam game time count isn't accurate, but it's far more accurate than SM64's "I strongly feel like I have that many hours in the game" bullshit.

>>178374167
thanks for the late response!

>>178335135
>SM64 has had 5000+ serious runners over its lifetime
Does Goose actually believe this?

>>178375250
thanks for the late response!

Is clintstevens the only non-autistic nintendo speedrunner?

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>>178376286
>clintstevens
>non-autistic

mrhyrulegamer is back

happy birthday cyberdemon

>>178386958
why didn't you sage?

>>178377163
You're just jealous a 16 year old girl isn't in love with you and doesn't send you boxes of chocolate

>>178390228
thanks for the late response!

Werster is cheating in his runs!!!!

>>178390228
>tfw clinstevens is a literal pedophile

>>178390568
It's actually ephebophilia and when Karmoniq turns 18 they'll be getting married anyway.

>>178391217
>i'm not a pedophile, i'm an ephebolabelelalophile.
>t-hey're totally different, man!
>*tips fadora*

>>178391217
>It's actually ephebophilia
thanks for your input on the correct pronounds to use tumblr

When is the Linux build of LiveSplit coming

https://www.patreon.com/werster

>>178393121
>no mention of needing to support his wife's son
not giving money this shameless cuck

>>178393121
why not enable bits on his channel

afaik he's about to be the equivalent of 20K USD in the hole when he gets his wife and wife's son their visas to immigrate to australia

>assuming this isn't some grand scheme to ditch werster on arrival and find an alpha male
>nothing personnel

Realass OTPs, yo:

Bene x Food
Squid x Ari
Uyama x Money
Stiv x Tolki
Cybie x Cinnabud
Beastgleria x Laz
Crandino x Ya WR
Crandino x Ya Girl

>>178395909
What the fuck?

>>178395979
Stay mad, lil nigga. Crandino sends his regards.

>>178395909
>>178396078
fuck OFF crabpedos >_>

>>178396169
Ay mayne u needa leave da homie Barbeastdos outta this. U wanna go Mano a Crandino? Cuz we can go, nigga.

>>178397936
who is we?

pidgeotto killed wersters run so hard he quit streaming for good

>>178399660
tattlextale

>>178400606
everybody likes feet

did you watch trihex's latest dank video about how to use his new cheermote (custom animated bit (twitch micro currency))?

an established speedrunner, promoting racism!

>>178400819
>tri
>speedrunner
what year is it?

>>178400768
Feet are fucking disgusting

>>178401691
bait

>>178399660
>>178400212
>>178400606
why did you delete?

imagine not liking feet

>>178402420
AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>178402015
>>178402336
Foot fags are the worst and are always closet homos. Die

>>178402812
t. pathetic insecure pleb

>>178402859
I have showed no signs of insecurity. Try coming up with a valid comeback, foot faggot.

>>178402420
why did you delete?

fucking trihex literally goes on a vacation to some con or smash bros bullshit every other week, jesus christ

>>178403294
Imagine being this jealous of the successful fulltime streamer life. LOL!

>>178403558
getting paid to market myself as a nerdy weaboo who's "just like you" and play mario all day? and then can have random weeks at a time where I dont even need to do THAT? fuck yes im jealous

feet is the most based fetish desu

>>178395909
it's Callum x Ari, get it right

Thanks dumb ass. I'm posting off topic now because you del'd my on topic post like the retard cia nigger you are. I'm not complaining I'm just telling you that you're wrong.

>>178403716
Yeah, judging by this post, you really are.

>>178404376
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been baiting that feet shit for years, baka. Just make me the new EG already

>>178404456
What?

Pie's fucking massive douchebag V-Neck LMFAO

I miss when Clint used to say "Hi" to me in his streams. Now all he does is show up late and mumble thanks for the sub sometimes at barely audible levels

>>178404456
you can't outfeet EG. haven't you seen his wikifeet posts? you stand no chance

>>178406134
what the heck!!!

>>178404941
>watching Pie
???

>tfw joden has reverted back to a non sellout

>>178406438
seriously go look at his posts, they are some next level shit

>>178406694
Saw his stream in a thumbnail because someone I follow was hosting him. I would never watch such mediocre, low level content.

>>178406769
link me up my guy. Can't find em

>>178406889
interested to know how much more degenerate you can go than running both irl and anime feet accounts, I thought my top spot was secured

>>178406889
i'm at work atm, if nobody posts them before i get home i'll link them

>>178407403
alright, thanks

>>178406867
frick man

our boy dss doing a 24 hour run

who comf here

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>178420002
who said comfy?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Any of you faggots want to explain why there is an 8 hour final fantasy let's play in sgdq

>>178424404
easy donations

>>178424404
GDQ LLC has subtly been killing off the "Q" in SGDQ. So now there are a lot of lets plays and super plays. The runners are chosen based on popularity instead of ability. The focus is no longer the speed.

>>178425420
Yet somehow the runners at GDQ are still better on average than the runners at NASA and ESA.

>>178425420
no reason to though, they're slowly invading RPGLB

>>178426267
>invading RPGLB
>a subsect of gdq
C4L is long gone

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>>178404376
>like the retard cia

>>178426267
they should just change the name to RPGDQ at this point

>>178435563
warchamp07 sucks

>>178306098
>spilled his beans on reddit
Where was this?

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fucked up and can easily save 25 seconds, but i need perfect luck on an earlier boss.

>>178447563
good job Britannia

Why does Trihex have a cute gf

>>178448772
a gay cover up

dss is streaming

>>178451109
ya shilled this 7hrs ago

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>>178451273
that wasnt me

>>178451389
this was only 3 years ago but we look like kids, fuckin nuts

>>178453105
who is we?

>>178453473
me and the other guy