/srg/ - Speedrunning General

>>177068124
Is that our boy, our boy, and our boy?

Who is the Alex Jones of speedrunning?

>>177074410
gotta be RWhiteGoose

there is currently a 103 (one hundred and three) way WR tie for a level in Goldeneye
why the FUCK haven't they switched to RTA yet

>>177077508
>taking world record away from that many oldbois
How could you!!

>>177077508
>an untied on a hard level is worth as much as a 100-way tie while a second slower is worth nothing
The system is completely broken. How does Goose defend this? Does he like it, because it makes low skill grindmonkeys like him look better?

Anybody have any tips on reclaiming the passion I used to have for this hobby? My life is shallow and meaningless now

>>177079282
Sell out as hard as possible. Once the money begins pouring in, you'll feel more motivated than ever.

why didn't i sage?

>>177082693
cancer that won't let go

RPGLimitBreak has been pretty enjoyable this year.

>>177083140
too bad it will never compare to the lovingly crafted GDQs

>>177083140
cancer that won't let go

>>177083382
You should try enjoying things for once.

>>177085041
Once you go NASA, you never go back.

who is that on mic at RPGLB? Uyama?

>Uyama reading donations at RPGLB

>>177068124
Naeg is a girl now?

*only runs rereleases of games to get instant WRs on big name speedgames*

>>177096245
*only runs games within the first month of their release to get instant WRs on big name franchises*

>>177097572
the state of re7

remember to always always ALWAYS use RTA

*plugs in SSD*
*plugs in 3rd party memory card*
*plugs in rare v1.33637 cart*
*buys next gen console to reduce loading times
*tilts cartridge*
*drops frames*

*speedruns easy bots on twisted treeline*

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>>177099763
>completely changing it

>>177083140
which runs have been good so far? I haven't been able to catch any.

>>177103347
thanks for the late response!

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>Edobean

darbian wearing a chibi-tier shirt rn

>>177107534
why didn't you sage?

Nippon God Gamer Xiah about to expose Chimpancheese.

Can't tell if current RPGLB runner is male

>>177112653

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
another_castle_
ferianjay
PrincessSynahel
Pidgezero_one


CURED
Missy
Rachel

Add to this, if someone is missing!

>>177113374
thanks, handy list poster!

>hey bitch
edoshit BANNED

>>177103347
secret of mana and ogre battle were pretty enjoyable

>>177113374
remove me from this list

>>177113374
tfw finally made the list :D

>>177117796
fuck off

>>177117989
enjoy the cute dog picture you fuck

>>177118194
its an ugly ass piece of shit just like you

a BULLET in the HEADcrab

>>177118376
but he's cute

>>177118491
Did you assume their gender?

>>177118708
no I saw his penis when he was younger and still had one

>>177118376
FUCK YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU

never transition, /srg/

is this an incentive?

if not get this fuck off the stream, over estimate

>these anonymous donations
they're not even hiding it anymore

>>177119973
Someone get Spike on the couch

friendly little secret: the monkeyposter's hideaway is the samandtolki discord

https://clips.twitch
.tv/HumbleAliveBulgogiTebowing

>>177120836
>bringing up the monkeyposter when he hasn't posted in hours

makes you wonder who the real obsessed freak is

>>177121603
Are you joking? He has been posting obsessed shit in here every day, including the same old monkey pictures.

>>177120836
Now that is pathetic. I wonder what happened to make him so obsessed? His posts are completely meaningless at this point. What is the goal?

>>177123845
>>177121603
My mistake, misread.

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Just getting into speedrunning, tell me some of your favorite streamers.
Also, what are some good, relatively easy games to start speedrunning? I like la mulana a lot but seems like a fairly hard game to run.

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>>177120836
>>177123845
>>177123903
>>177124135

Is Goose a virgin?

>>177124164
Medievil.

>>177074410
>Who is the Alex Jones of speedrunning?
Goose. He's got that same mix of being retarded but well spoken.

>>177131252
thanks for the late response!

>squid has a low 53
>still does 1 button rollouts
just why

>>177131410
He has all kinds of terrible habits that he puts no effort into fixing. It's like he doesn't want to actually learn about the game and improve his movement, he just wants to become consistent at awful gameplay.

>>177131929
>>177131410
>replying to yourself

The God Gamer Stigma

>>177111853
lol

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KISS ME GOODBYE

>>177137772
meanwhile on the japanese restream, the host is also covering it live

>Iceplug
He's monitoring them

>>177147147
context?

>>177147147
shut the fuck up freak

>>177068124
Beastgleria

>>177147424
Squid puts no effort into properly learning SM64, and instead makes up his own strats and tries to get them consistent. He'll peak at 51 or so, which is a pretty standard beginner time.

>>177118432
Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yalls niggas doe

Unless u still salty dat he stole ya WR. And ya girl LMAO

>>177148194
Imagine thinking anyone will believe your obsessed gibberish about the guy you slander every single day.

>>177148194
>3 minutes off wr is a begginner time

>>177148364
imagine being a buttblasted exposed brainless grind monkey chav
oh wait you don't have to imagine lmao

>>177148625
In 70 star it is, yeah. it's around the same skill level as a 1:49 in 120 star.

>>177148782
But that's 10 minutes off WR

>>177148364
They don't have to believe me. They can go watch him and see for themselves.

Squid's making good progress with SM64 and if he keeps playing at the same rate he is now he is sure to get a 49.

Notice how irate the monkey poster gets the closer Squid gets. It's funny.

>>177148990
What does that have to do with anything?

The stars in 70 star aren't 1:1 to the stars in 120. They're all shorter and easier to optimize.

>>177068124
how does this general still exist?

>>177149232
thanks for the late response!

>>177149196
>if he keeps playing at the same rate he is now he is sure to get a 49.
I'm sure he'll get it eventually, just like biinny did. It's still not even top 30 and it's a piss easy category to boot.

Why doesn't he run the actual SM64 category?

>>177149460
Ask him.

Irate.

>>177149624
>Ask him.
I don't need to. The answer is obviously that he's scared and can't compete in anything with actual difficulty.

>>177148782
1:49 takes over 2000 hours though

>>177149670
Irate.

>>177150027
>1:49 takes over 2000 hours though
No it doesn't. For a normal functioning brain it should take around 1000 hours.

>>177150389
Source? What are your times?

>>177150715
>no answer
lol

>>177151981
who are you quoting?

>>177150715
>Source?
The SM64 community.

>>177152060
>the biggest group of manchildren on the internet

right

>>177155267
why didn't you sage?

i don't condone monkeyposting, but *bonobo howls* makes me laugh every time. sorry squiddo.

after a solid 2 months of hiding, MRHYRULEGAMER IS BACK!!!

https://twitter.com/mrhyrulegamer

>>177157715
why are you apologizing? it has nothing to do with him and is just one of the freaks autistic bot posts

>>177158459
>it has nothing to do with him
it's clearly directed toward him, and it clearly bothers him because his nuthuggers report it every time it's posted.

>>177158607
how does that mean it bothers him? how do you even know he sees it? also i report the monkey posts everytime because of how mad the freak gets.

>>177158967
>how does that mean it bothers him?
it means it bothers someone. noone would lower themselves to the level of a snitch just to slightly inconvenience an internet troll. the only explanation is that they're mad about it. whether it's squid or not is still a mystery.

>>177159290
its just funny to see you get so butthurt over it. makes it worth it

>>177161006
hate to break it to you, but nobody is butthurt. you're still a snitch though, and that's sad.

>>177161218
>nobody is butthurt
>literally so butthurt you have been posting about the same guy for years
>also so butthurt you are crying to put me down after i get you removed every time
l a m o

>>177161508
>you have been posting about the same guy for years
no i haven't. i literally discovered this general like a month ago lmao

>>177161664
>im not owned, im not owned!!!

>>177161714
no man, u owned me good.

im owned.

who spends over an hour posting this shit??

>speedrunning
none of the fun of videogames with none of the benefits of learning a real skill

neetxchav

tattlextale

>>177167581
>none of the fun of videogames
speak for yourself lol

nakedxarmpits

Who's all going to submit to this?

https://twitter.com/SmashForCharity/status/865280552290492416

It's in California this year. If you play your cards right you could probably be recruited to an esports team just like how Trihex was.

>>177169671
>>177171659
why did you delete?

>>177172196
https://twitter.com/MrShasta/status/865290359760314370

>>177172373
can't wait for their crybaby bitching when they don't get in

Guys... My Pappy caught me speed gaming... how do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow...?

>>177172598
quit being a fag

>>177172196
how many more dicks than andy and striker do you think i would have to suck to get on though?

>>177172196
I don't understand how speedrunners can be recruited by esport teams when speedrunners have no competitive events to participate in. All speedrunners do is beg for money in marathons while using slower "safe" strats.

>>177171582
>>177171872
Fuq...
I aint wanted to say nuthin... but yall niggas gon make a nigga have 2 catch a body

Crandino sends his regards, nigga

>>177176921
what do you mean by "yall niggas"?

>nasa is next week
will naegleria fuck the whole thing up and retreat to six flags again?

>>177174419
>>177180423
why did you delete?

>>177178069
already one of the organizers backed out. i'm going to predict that they wont have all the equipment so a bunch of runs won't be streamed. the mic will be shit again. the runners will be too gdq conditioned that they will be too nervous and tense to have fun, and cyber or some other shitter thats banned on twitch will show up on stream and get the whole channel banned.

can't wait for nasa.

pls stream zfg, stop watching that unkempt hobo mang0

stop watching that cottage-cheese-face fatso zfg1

>>177182326
t. clint

>>177187002
why didn't you sage?

>Yuna without Caleb at RPGLB2017

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>>177182872

NAEGLUMINATI IS IN DA BUILDIN

>>177181097
>>177182872
why did you delete?

the CURE for mentally ill tranny FREAKS is 22ccs of LEAD injected DIRECTLY INTO THE BRAIN

>>177187392
When was this, she looks massive

And what was the crime? Raiding an Arby's?

hey shut the FUCK up

spot the exact moment RPGLB became GDQ

Come on, Squid. You're supposed to switch to 120 star when you get a 55.

You should begin and end with 0 star.

If you don't have a sub 50 in 70 star you are not a speedrunner.

>>177195068
Word. "x star" (x>0) is a codeword for "I hate going fast."

SM64 is a solved game though

Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4

>>177199257
do they know?

liquidxmonkey

grindxcucklet

NASAII soon

I hired a private detective to investigate monkeyposting activities at NASA. Watch your backs, boys.

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>>177208565

Hello all,

Midwest Speedfest 2017 is happening August 11-13th through 2D Con! It's our third year, and we're excited to bring speedrunning marathons back to their roots of getting together, and having a good time while showing off some great runs. Here's some of the basics for event information:

When?: August 11th-13th
Where?: Doubletree by Hilton Minneapolis
7800 Normandale Blvd
Bloomington, MN 55439
Submission Form: http://www.speedrun.com/Midwest_Speedfest/submit
Admission to 2D Con: $20 for scheduled runners, regular convention prices otherwise.

Something new this year: Local and Online submissions are accepted! We are looking at potentially outsourcing our overnight schedule to anyone that would like to run a game remotely. We are still giving precedence to our local speedrunners at the event, so this isn't a promise, but more of an option for those that would like to be involved from home!

The deadline for submissions is July 23rd. Schedule review and construction will be streamed from the Midwest Speedfest twitch channel throughout the following week until completion.

Hope to see you there, speedfriends.

The God Gamer Stigma

>>177191339
when they fired poxnor

>>177209297
who is we?

http://www.speedrun.com/ff7#PSX_Disc

>Rules
>Video proof is required
>1st Place time has no video attached
>Japanese
hmmmmmm

>>177211778
>let the man who wanted complete control take over
they are still recovering from all the FF with 11 in still

>>177212009
those washed up shitters from minnesota

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Serg is dead

>>177219823
keep it that way

>>177212134
The Stigma

>>177221779
now give the sonic version

if NASA2017 manages to not be a complete train wreck, there will be a HUGE surprise for the entire speedrun community.

>>177227790
He is a russian sleeper agent.

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night night srg

Someone did a Speedrun of FFXI to get to level 99.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5lV0t5t3E0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybp-tGumi58

Took them 16 hours and 7½ minutes

>>177230938
Not a speedrun.

>>177235951
SMDH... yall niggas got too much time on yo hands photoshoppin niggas like this Tbh

>>177236975
Nobody cares about your baby time in your baby category.

>>177238252
t. the obsessed freak who posts about Squid ten hours every day

>>177242220
word. the irony is amazing

>>177242745
Um, that's a 52 you thick monkey cunt. Lmao

>>177244183
I'm not blind, I just pressed the wrong key. Nice non-argument, by the way.

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frogburt? more like froghurt after coolmatty laid the smackdown on his ass

>>177246104
>le hypothyroidism is life-threatening maymay

>>177247370
It can be life threatening, yes.

http://www.webmd.com/women/tc/hypothyroidism-what-happens#1

>>177247759
he clearly doesn't have the condition anyway
typical fatty excuse for lack of self-control

>>177230938
this runner is using tools from a third party program. therefore this is a TAS. also you can do this much faster with friends power leveling you.

>>177248350
thanks for the late response!

*retires*

>>177247881
If he was diagnosed with it by a doctor, it means he has it. There's an objective blood test.

>>177248560
um where is the paste

*unretires*

>>177246104
if only apollo released that video before AGDQ2017 that was supposed to destroy GDQs. instead he bitched out and gave into intimidation from coolmatty and the rest of the gang.

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>>177246104
>PCF was assisting GDQs with events financially

/srg/ has been aware of their lying to the community since the beginning.

>>177246075
A worthless monkey poster deserves nothing.

>>177246075
What argument? You only presented your own obsessed lies? Why did you delete?

Do you think dss parents aprove of his lifestyle? Do you think hes actually depressed or just in a slump?

>>177252587
Nice non-argument.

>>177252652
nice extremely high 52 that took you 2 years of grinding 18 hours a day to get lmao

Not an argument

>>177252745
I don't play Mario and you haven't even been around 2 years.

>>177249525
/srg/ has the weaponized autism to take down GDQs now. however, /srg/ is lazy and will just let GDQs implode on their own in a few years.

What's Narci been up to lately?

>>177256802
/srg/ cannot do anything

>>177258008
dead in a ditch hopefully

why is every one of these threads always about sm64 and what times are good

flippy_o and toastrider

>>177260410
because sm64 is the only interesting speedgame to talk about.

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>>177246104
>mike has a lifelong disease!
>he's confined to a bed and can only browse the internet and play games!
>he couldn't possibly take the time to respond to anything personally!
>he was at AGDQ16/SGDQ16 & AGDQ17 by sheer force of will!

>>177263223
thanks for the late response!

>>177263327
thanks for the upboat!

>RPGLB2017 breaks 1 mil
Calling it

>>177264996
if they break 150k it would be a miracle. they are trying so hard to be a GDQ yet they are missing the important piece: their charity isn't laundering money.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WLWu4V56q10

Having a think

>>177266014
When will Uyama learn

>>177266314
hopefully his wife's son will never see this. that would set a bad example.

can someone give me a quick rundown on the oldbois

>>177266314
>29m40s
hell nigga

>>177266974
Basically every name that gets mentioned here.

narcissa

>>177266314
https://webmshare.com/play/Dxmjx

>>177267709
>squid
>oldboi

neo-srg sucks

>>177269115
accept it nigga hes og

>>177269580
og = only grinding

>>177269693
The obsessed squid gimmick died years ago bub

tfw dont even know why i post this shit anymore

>>177273830
this thread is literally all shitposting
why delete some things but not delete others? this whole thread should be nuked if i can be tbqh

About to hit my final split. Wish me luck

>>177279307
please be marxistxmonkey

is Zoast our only guy who still attends gdqs?

>>177281260
all of our guys are either banned or smart enough to not support the scam that is called GamesDoneQuick

Now here's a namedrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!

Alex Tolio

more like alex assholio lol

>>177266014
redpill me on gdq
who is doing the laundering and why
where does the money come from and where does it go
why go through all the trouble of hosting a public event rather than other alternatives

Now here's a namedrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!

cooooooookie

>>177282457
there's nothing to be redpilled about. it's just teenagers making shit up because they're retarded and bored.

Now here's a namedrop you DEFINITELY weren't expecting!

shatteredwolf

>>177282739
faggot

>>177282457
cotton eye joe?

based squid

>>177283384
Why did you mention Squid, de obsessed freak?

>>177282932
Nice try CoolFatty.

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>>177282457
ok here's a short version for you:
1. dems launder money through pcf
2. money comes from most likely international interests. there is a reason why so many "anonymous" donations appear at gdqs. money then goes to events like this picture which go towards speech fees and other fees for people like the notorious Debbie Wasserman-Schults who (if you pay attention to wikileaks) was caught rigging the DNC and other things.
3. no one will check the "anonymous" sources of a video game charity marathon. easy way to launder the money. also pcf is a platform to lobby for dem interests so it makes it easy.

pic related is from the PCF annual report of 2015. you can look it up

>>177281929
>>177282739
>>177285443
why did you spoiler?

>>177282457
>>177285443
also SGDQ is no different. MSF stopped hiding their ambitions. they currently help transport illegal immigrants from libya to italy. so when you give to MSF you are helping them smuggle illegals.

>>177285443
Neat hypothesis!

Some evidence would be helpful.

>speedrun general
>slowest thread on vg

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>>177258008

>>177286041
Right after you explain in details the influx of $1k+ """""anonymous""""" donations with no comments at the end
OF EVERY
FUCKING
AGDQ.

>>177289483
thanks for the late response!

>>177289621
Occam's razor tells me they're people making donations anonymously.

>>177289412
we speedrun the thread dropping off page 10

>>177289412
blame grindxcucklet and his incessant no skill grinding and policing of the threads

>>177289621
At worst, it's probably the organizers donating their own money to avoid taxes.

>>177289813
who is we?

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>toastrider can't get 1:39

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>>177291610

>>177285610
why did you delete?

>>177291610
he can't at the moment, but when he gets back into RTA he will get it significantly faster than cheese did.

tuck me in, let me speedrun

DAE think Caracarn is still Caracute?

>>177113374
yo i dont speedrun anymore remove me from the list

>>177297038
you can only be moved to the cured section, not removed

Call him whatever you want, Cosmo will always be Cosmo.

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>>177297543
That's what I don't understand about "deadnaming" and when people get up in arms about it.

If I ever say and refer to Cosmo, I don't mean that abomination Narcissa.
I'm talking about the person before.

>>177297717
It's the same person. Names and pronouns don't mean anything in reality. "Cosmo" and "Narcissa" are the same male human individual.

>>177298168
But you've never seen Cosmo and Narcissa in the same room at the same time?

>>177289483
She looks so pretty now!

>>177298943
>she
stfu fucktard

slayer stream

>>177303574
why didn't you sage?

>>177303816
?

>>177308105
Don't reply to the bot, Headcrab.

yo squid can u give me a quick rundown on ur sm64 project?

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>he speedruns

>>177312114
why didn't you sage?

>>177068124
When is the ESA?

>>177297187
yea but like i dont even speedran therefore the list is wrong :thinking:

>>177319035
Damn Bertin, why are you so mad? Just because he made it big right after you and your boys destroyed him on stream doesn't mean you have to hold a grudge. Just ignore him and move on like everyone else has.

bazinga

>>177319035
bit racist lol :/

What is dss current relationship with trihex like? Seems like trihex took nothing from that skype call to heart

The God Gamer Stigma

The Zero Time Dilemma

The Bird Laugh Intonation

NASA II tomorrow

>>177335389
>opens with a tranny runner

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>>177335749

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Noone going to respond to ANY of my posts? really?? jesus fuck. WHY DIDNT YOU FAGS JUST STAY DEAD

>>177328161
He has openly said that he is glad he maintained a somewhat good relationship with Trihex because it helped him sell out more.

fuck off mirrored

https://twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/865928309372268544

>bene and duke split up
>serg dies

hmm... o_o

>>177338220
Good for Bounceyboy. He's bad at SM64, but at least he's still better than Squid.

>>177340257
Why did you mention Squid?

>>177341773
because it's a meme.

>>177343024
t. new

Nindiddeh on sick SMS pace

Deddoggeh on sick SOS pace

>>177335749
wait she's a tranny? they are getting better at fooling me. i'm going to go insane.

>>177350264
thanks for the late response!

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>check nasa schedule
>starts on a monday
>a normal monday, not even memorial day monday the following week
>flood primetime with long ass runs everyone has seen a million times, save good shit for late night/midday
>ends friday
>literally no weekend segment

wasn't the point of nasa to avoid retarded decisions like this

>>177355560
NASA is a "for fun" event. Just ignore the fact that they were offered free money to host the event on stream.me and they rejected it because they want exposure on twitch and don't want to burn bridges in case NASA gets big.

>>177360527
>still crying about stream.me
begone hashd own3d scam

>>177360527

stream.me dodged a bullet

>>177360527
at least they didn't jump on the hitbox bandwagon aka smashcast aka azubu lite aka complete trash