League of Legends General - /lolg/

First for Mexicans.

Kill yourself Fizz apologist

Post impregnable girls

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How do I become internet popular?

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This champion pisses me off the most, not fair!

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comfy bfs~

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>>176289049
>What champion pisses you off the most edition
Camille. I've been banning here since release.
A mistake like her should never have existed.
>completes trinity force
>hits you for 480 pure damage 13 minutes in

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I want to hug!

Is it safe to play ranked yet?

>>176289163
get BBCd

>>176289043
Nah she doesnt even have to be fed to oneshot with the Gunblade Lichbane build.

>>176289102
t. Ahri main who uses W and R only and jacks off to his Ahri 150 GB porn folder 20 times a day

I absolutely detest you

>weheheeee movespeed bonus!
>wehehehhe true damage!

Fizz is simple with and can be outplayed, Ahri can be played be drunken crackheads on autopilled.

>>176289256
>Losing to drunken crackheads on autopilled

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>>176289196
me too!

Whatever happened to zeke's harbinger? I don't remember the ítem getting nerfed.

>>176289163
>chasing ekko under tower while he has his ult up
Your fault.

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>>176289163
This champ pisses me off too, not fair!

>>176289256
I neither play mages nor midlane

>>176289232
Not even part of this argument but I need you to know that's the dumbest post I've read in months and you need to think on why.

>>176289220
no, literally just had a kid throw a match because i pushed his lane when he backed with talon going for his tower
then the fucking autistic enemy team honored him

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i want a wukong rework now
>all i ever do is E AA Q until they are low enough then E AA Q R ignite
>teamfights all i do is W in E Q R a squishy

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>>176289326
after the Lulu VU

>>176289307
Thanks for clearing that for me, you lack experience to talk about match ups on mid lane rendering your opinions fucking trash.

Thanks for joining us tonight and fuck off back to your cuck lane while I carry your games with Fizz

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Friendly reminder to thank and love your support!

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>>176289280
dele tthis

>>176289073
Mexican server is so fun to play on

Im actually gonna tank my smurf win rate just to stay in mexico bronze longer

>>176289131
make vg vs vgs and get real angry at people

half the people love it and jerk off to the abuse the other half hate u and form an axis of evil either way u popular

>>176289131
Wear panties and thigh highs

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>>176289397
where have you been the past few days skarnerbro, also do you like any of the new items on him?

>>176289395
More so than them ignoring Soraka, I'm more perplexed by how the ranged champs are sitting right on top of him as they aa him.

>when the enemy team has a blatantly obvious elo booster
Why do people do this? I checked the match history of a guy on the opposing team and he swapped flash buttons and suddenly starts winning every game as adc despite looking at his most played being jungle

>>176289131
post fucking the same fucking picture every thread, make sure everyone hates you, then circle jerk about "lul king gay, wiggums, im a huge fucking faggot and love sucking cocks"
Basically imagine the one fucking person so unbelievably unlikeable and be them.
Then go to school and get bullied.

I want to start playing mid I want to start playing AP champions.
Whos a good champion who is fun and can help me learn how to play the lane?

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>>176289417
Would people even join a noname's vgs? And then I'd have to play in them, kinda gross.
>>176289473
I do

>>176289490
Pretty sure the point is if she used her silence they could have killed him handily but she never uses it.

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Bird people

>>176289553
post femenine penis

>>176289490
>don't focus soraka retard she's the support

I still get some of this in master tier. Rarely, but I do.
Tilts me harder than 50 yasuo players at once

>>176289571
*fox-gryphon people

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Any of these worth using guys?

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>>176289481
I don't know
I don't know

about to reach 4800 currency, should i buy caitlyn?

>>176289540
>hates gays
>lives somewhere being gay gets you bullied

clockwork pottery

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>>176289583
>tfw few years ago
>was new to league
>enemy had super good soraka who didn't let anyone die
>used to play with guy from school who was diamond 3 player and used to play tournaments
>tell my friends that maybe we should focus soraka
>"hahahaha you dont focus soraka she's support!"
>lose game

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Is BORK / Cleaver still core on this nig?

>>176289598
>He didn't pursue Lu Bu's shard

>>176289598
Elise/Udyr/Lee/Malz/Sona/ and J4 maybe

>>176289606
No. She's racist against Lulus.

>>176289312
me brainlet
me want explanation

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>be vs darius
>neither of us can kill eachother but im beating him in cs
>he goes missing for more than two seconds i always spam ping the path i think hes taking to another lane and i spam ping danger for my mid laner
>he doesnt listen darius casually strolls into lane pulls them in and dunks them
>FOLLOW YOUR LANER REEEEEEEEEE WHERE WAS THE FOLLOW RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>darius comes back to lane with cleaver +tabi and kills me in one combo

>>176289553
o boo hoo want the orbit but none of the work fuck off idiot its a long way to the top of u wanna rock n roll - hulk hogan

people will join any lobby u invite them to

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>>176289703
what?

>>176289697
Yes

Does anyone want to be my friend? I am very lonely.

I am diamond 5, we can play together if you want.

>>176289809
Do you like aquariums and or books?

>>176289809
what's your server and ign?

>strongest range ADC
>a nigger and a girl
really gets the engine going

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>>176289790
Do not pursue

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>>176289739
>opponent shoves the wave
>roams
>can't follow him because i need to push the lanes first
>ally dies to the roam
>no_follow.png
>explain that I had to push first
>they don't grasp such a simple concept
Those are the games in which I just toss a random surrender vote 20 minutes in, just to see of the teams has the will to keep on playing.

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>>176289595
No, bird people.

>>176289886
J4 really needs a new skin anon :(

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>>176289721

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>>176289896
>You get turret first blood and 50% of the next turret's hp because the enemy midlaner made a pathetic roam that didn't even result in a kill or a turret or whatever
>Your adc is autistically raging at you with no end in sight because he's "playing 1v4"
>Go bot with your turret first blood gold, double kill their botlane
>He's still angry

>>176289919
I don't care about skins, I just want him to get bugfixed/QoL/made smoother

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tfw ranked anxiety

>thread has been up for around 20 minutes
>only 63 posts
uhhhhhh lolbabs?

>>176289996
Why the fuck is the rabbit on the right there so fucking big? Is that a thing in Australia?

>tfw rushing ga into botrk ninja tabi and black cleaver on lucian
>tfw winning with this while enemy adc gets oneshot every fight

so that's how you play adc in 2017
you just survive and sometimes hit a turret
might as well start building banner and zzrot

>>176290048
that's a kangaroo how do you not recognize this

>>176290048
>anon doesn't know what a kangaroo is

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>>176290048
Cunt

>>176290048
they have very big rabbits

>>176290028
>4-5 am in relivant parts of the world

let people get up cunt

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>enemy team is a meme comp with mid Sona and ADC Heimer
>I win mid, Cait and Morg win bot
>it doesn't matter because Naut lost lane to Trynd, who snowballs and destroys our nexus by himself after destroying just one inhib
Fuck this champ.

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>amerilards coming back from school
>shit OP

like pottery

>>176290113
Why have Australians so low intelligence? Have it not been for the chinks you import your country would have lower average IQ than Uganda.

why haven't they fixed leblancs tether range

or her retarded mobility that makes her impossible to gank

why is this champion allowed to exist..

>>176290213
>You got a few kills with your team and can get one inhib, two if your team is smart
>Three of your teammates decide to instead walk all the way to the toplane's T2 that tryndamere is pushing, even though he wouldn't have even gotten 1 inhib while we had two

made think

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>>176290258
>7:19 in the morning
Nice shiptoast faggot

>>176290274
Ahri standard

>>176290298
>Amerifat defense force after 50 seconds
go shoot up a school

>>176290274
They don't play LeBlanc in elo where most of Riot's balance team is.

>>176290274
>leblanc lands a fairly long range tether
>flash in a straight line away from her
>tether is still here

it's ok guys maybe we'll nerf her ap scalings ever harder (even though she's actually viable to be built AD (though having zero ad scalings or as steroids) because of her bullshit kit)
it'll fix it

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>compliment my support (Soraka) a few times with a gj and wp here and there
>game is over, we won because we shitstomped the enemy bot
>tell her it was a pleasure to play with her
>get ah "ahw thanks :3"
>friend request in my inbox

I cant hang with you guys anymore Im part of the Chads now

>>176290261
sun cooks the brain

why do u think central mexicos and arabs r so angry and stupid

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xth for Syndra

>>176290398
x zed

>>176290337
I'd rather shoot up your mom's tits with my glue you little shit.

mobas shouldn't have easy characters at all
I can't play them because I find them boring but others can still beat me with them

>>176290454
Go play a fighting game. All moba characters are easy, the game is hardly about micro compared to how much it's about macro.

>>176290454
t. windblade420X

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>visit r/lol
>every second post on the front page is someone witch hunting on famous league players

so the neckbeard thing was true...

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Xth fer SHOTGUN KNEES

>>176290498
:^)

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They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Guardian I wanted.
You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the protector we needed you to be.

Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader...
But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me.

Can you guess?

rate the meme lolg
>bruiser top zed
deaths dance->tabi/mercs->cleaver->guardian angel->spirit visage/randuins/deadmans->one of the three depending on which you built first

>>176290359
grats anon, i got my girl the same way. we're very happy together.

>>176290553
Luck

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Post a picture and other suggest you a champ based on that picture

>>176290553
You can't choose poppy she isnt the protagonist

why is nigger trigger so much fun to play?

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>>176290625
Trundle

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>>176290398
>>176289043

The bonus true damage on Syndra's W along with her ap ratio means that she does almost as much true damage, as Ahri does with her Q, on it. The Cooldown is only one second longer as well.

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>>176290589

lulu is literally the most disgusting support.

She enables the meta carries so hard its unbelievable

>>176290737
>no deaths dance
apply yourself

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>>176290734
what do you want from me

>>176289972
God bless.

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i wish i could still play jhin and actually not get oneshot at every point in the game
what has happened why is he so bad now

>>176290721
>sion ganks lee sin

>>176290869
>not building guardian angel as 3rd item
uhhh?

>>176290869
Botrk changes
He cant abuse it

>>176290869
his durability is the same, he just lost the ability to do 5000 damage from 2k range

>>176290906
>not building guardian angel as 1st item
uhhhhhhh?

>>176290804
I saved this image when Sterakk, Maw and Titty were broken.
Hydra gave 50 AD, while Sterakk's and Maw's passives stacked.

>making ranked gains all last week during time off uni/work
>weekend comes and it falls again

Anyone stopped playing ranked at the weekend?

>>176290869
But isn't he as squishy as your typical adc though? He didn't get significant direct nerfs. Jhin just can't build botrk and compete with adcs that can. Although after the botrk nerf and crit buffs his win rate has gone up this patch and is an okay spot

>>176290869
You don't get oneshot more than before, he was only good because lethality was overpowered.

>>176290956
so he also had his old FREE % AD passive, welp

Okay /lolg/
Which champion need a full relaunch?
Which champion need a kit rework?
Which champion need a visual/texture upgrade?
Which champion need a buff/QoL?

Which champion need to be Olaf'd [spoiler/]?

>>176291028
That, and maw gave armor pen instead of CDR

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>crush my promos
>placed in silver 2, whatever
>literally cannot stop losing, 3 games for every 1 win
>in danger of demotion when im only losing 15LP a game

What the fuck

>>176291031
yasuo needs to be reworked olaf'd
it will unironically happen when 10 bans launch, along with lee sin and fizz

>>176291121
idk, i think a lot of people are like me and dont reallyfind fizz or lee sin that hard to deal with.
sure it gets boring seeing lee every game, but theres cancer that needs to be banned.

>mfw checking adc win rates
>mfw Draven at 55%
BALANCED???

>>176291031
Mordekaiser

Volibear

Amumu

Xerath

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>>176290589
>>176290737
>>176290804
>>176290956
>>176291028
>>176291101
We lived dark times, dark times indeed

>>176291180
its just that people hate on them the most, and to be honest, theyre always cancerous

>>176291031
>Which champion need a full relaunch?
Urgot
>Which champion need a kit rework?
LeBlanc and Lee Sin, this shit can't be balanced.
>Which champion need a visual/texture upgrade?
Swain
>Which champion need a buff/QoL?
>Which champion need to be Olaf'd ?
Can't think of any.

>>176291250
>that winrate
hmmm

>>176291031
full relaunch? you mean deleted like Sion, Poppy and Galio? Cho or Nunu, they're very outdated.
Teemo needs a new kit, he's like a bad Twitch.
Udyr
It would be nice if Leona's passive scaled a little more, it becomes very weak after the early game.

>>176291031
>Which champion need a buff/QoL?
Sion

>10 bans is actually a masterplan for Riot to remove lee yasuo from the game without infuriating their braindamaged players by trying to rework them

>>176291485
>1 month after 10 bans
>only yasuo/lee sin/riven can be banned per game

>>176291485
Yasuo is actually cancer right now because of the crit items buffs.

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Best girl.
Best swimmer.
Best wife.

What's the optimal items / masteries for mushroom king teemo these days?

>>176291614
Yasuo is always cancer, what are you on about.
Either in the form of feeding endlessly or being so retardedly broken you solocarry the game with 2 functioning braincells.

>>176291672
liandries void staff

dont matter what you buy after that

>teammate laughs when someone asks to ban lee
>enemy lee is r flashing and landing insec's left and right with 0 (zero) counterplay to him walking behind your lane and RQQing
>bro lee isn't the problem bro he has a 50% winrate are you retarded?

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Is now a good time to get back into this game?

>>176291794
wait for 10 bans, im doing that

>>176291697
yasuo is harder to play than most champs, so shut the fuck up nigger

>>176291902
t. yasuo

>>176290734
>>176290848
also, forgot to add, Syndra's W true damage is pitiful unless you hit two or three of them in a row. A single hit matters only vs really squishy champions, and they would've died without that true damage either way.

>queue up for ranked
>adc is braindead as fuck and will NEVER fucking engage even if I get both their adc and supp 3/4 below health
>queue up for normals
>adc actually engages and gets a double kill
What the fuck is this retarded shit?

>>176291902
>no mana
>more range than most melee
>free shield
>hard cc
>free crit
>unlimited FREE dashes

lmao so hard xdd

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When's Zac getting fixed?

>>176292056
b-but riot lists yasuo as having max difficulty

yasuo is just a mistake. no one wants yasuo on their team, no one wants it on the enemy team either. all yasuo mains are mostly hated and yeah they went to far with this one. honestly if you remove the stupid anime esque wind theme and make him a regular warrior a la marth ssbm with about the same kit and make his E less cancerous (like give it mana costs or raise the cooldown) he'd be a pretty alright character, but yeah 10 bans can't come soon enough

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>Graves invades my Red as Evelynn and kills me
>Buys a Dark Seal ASAP
>25 Stacks by 20 mins
>"EVE IS BROKEN SO GLAD SHE'S GETTING REWORKED!!1!"

Everytime

>>176292245
things that never happened for 500 bill

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>tfw adaptive helm vs ryze
rework #30 when

>>176292425
>playing ryze after they beat him to the ground
lmao desu
havent seen one team with ryze on it win since that day

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Are there people here who are lower than Gold I? I just lost my promo plats second time and i feel like shit.
How do we cope with us being garbage, lads?

>>176292056
Okay, I suck with yasuo but he is broken in the right hands. It just requires positioning and timing. His skills are op but a yas who can't dash well or wall well tends to just feed and never recover.

>>176292592
I'm silver 2
My friends are bronze 4, bronze 5, unranked.
I don't cope with being garbage I'm in a constant state of anger about this game.

>>176292592
by hoping anthony birch goes crazy and shoots up riot hq on bring your daughter to work day

>>176292592
I was gold iv last week then had a lot of free time and now i am plat iv

what happened to keyori?

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>>176292425
>Notice that I'm taking a bit too much magic damage
>Buy adaptive helm
>Take no damage, as deaths dance is healing me as well as delaying the damage.

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>>176292605
>someone else on his team hits a knockup
>yasuo sees his moment and mashes r as hard as he can
>SO REGGAE TON
>0/6/1 yasuo triple kills with nothing but phantom dancer and a vamp scepter because FREE armor pen FREE crit

>>176292691
Copied dunkey way too hard

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i want to look EXACTLY like janna!

>>176292592
Its a video game.
Plus, I work all day, and I don't feel like fucking with ranked when I get home, especially since its summer now. I may change that though. Playing in Gold isn't hard.

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>>176290616
Its only a matter of time before she asks for a face pic and stops talking to me
its happened before

Stacey Support gfs arent for me

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>adc doesn't push for lvl 2
>immediately gets engaged on and dies

>>176292127
I think they mean "difficulty" as in how big the skillcap is. The difference between a bronze and gold Yas main is astronomical as opposed to someone such as Annie, I mean obviously any very low elo main vs. a much higher one would be no contest in who is better but for champs that are really difficult to master like Zed, Yasuo, and Jhin it's fucking massive.

>>176292739
yeah but whats the apology video that he took down

There are too many Thresh and Blitzcrank shitters in ranked.

>>176292972
>Blitzcrank
spotted the bronze. he's a shitpick past silver

>>176292972
Because they're the only fun supports

>>176293000
>having fun in ranked

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why did this happen

i could have just auto'd for the kill

>>176292994
I wish my supports would understand that then.

>>176293069
It's fun when my team knows how to close games and do bjectives and it's fun when I am on Fizz and shitstomping the enemy.

Otherwise it's BG report everyone.

>>176293142
>telling everyone in all chat about your fuckup like they care

best youre going to get is an ironic xD

if you were my botlane Id proceed to subtly int feed via ganking your lane seriously fuck you

>>176293142
Why the fuck did you flash there you could use rocket launcher to kill Karma

>>176293246
wanted to stay in range after getting snared to be able to get the kill on varus too

>>176293142
>typing in chat instead of levelling ult and getting the kill anyways

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>>176292592
riot has literally bugged out and that is why i am not gold.

The retards at ticket support didn't even read my ticket description and instead told me to go fuck myself my flex queue match history looked fine.

So i had to re-open the god damn ticket and wait another day so i can get fucking gold

>>176292994
Fucking wrong. A good Blitz creates so much pressure for the enemy it's crazy. You're either a retarded Gold with a superiority complex that thinks he's better than Bronze/Silvers despite not being that much better or someone who got matched with a bunch of shitty Blitzcranks.

>>176293596
t. silver

>>176293640
t. gold 5

>>176293596
High elo support main here. I literally never lose to this heap of trash. I take delight in dominating them harder than they've ever been before in this game and make them regret their choice of champion for weeks to come.

After my guaranteed win I make sure to type "gg ez retards" in chat and personally add this mouthbreathing troglodyte of someone who supposedly belongs to the same species as me and give them a thorough explanation as to why they should remove themselves entirely from internet access for the rest of their pathetic existence.

>>176293705
t. plat shitter

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>>176293796

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>>176293796
>plat
>shitter
reminder that platinum is considered high elo

>>176293796
t. hardstuck dia 3

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>>176293853
>plat
>high elo

>>176293869
t. Faker

>>176292972
isnt there barely pi ked anymore?

>>176293000
and naut

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>>176293853
>Plat
>High elo

High elo is Silver 2 and above.

why do players who tend to blame others never understand cause and effect? everything can be traced down to something done at the 5 minute mark or earlier, and it's usually them

>>176293884
>>176293914
memes aside, isn't plat elo like top %10 in of all league players?

doesn't mean they are good

>>176293778
LOL

>>176294001
plat 2 is already like top 2%

is faker still good?

>>176294001
If you are plat you are already better than 80% of players but you are still not nowhere good as high diamond.

But don't mind those retards, reminder that 90% of this general are silver surfers.

>>176293796
>only top 2%
>lul you're terrible
this board

>>176294067
80% of people dont make it to gold

>>176291107
Gotta learn the game, you're only getting demoted because the game made a mistake with your placement.

>>176294119
I know most people are in Silver, like 50% of each server is there. But didn't Gold use to have more players than Bronze?

Plat and above was always like "Top 10%".

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kek

>>176294119
only 2 out of 10 people make it to gold.
anybody else here >tfw the 2%

>>176294223
im in gold V and gold 3 in 2 of my accounts
Gold V account is in top 20%
Gold 3 account is in top 15%

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I can't stand Lucian meta, it's always the worst time to play the game when he's a must pick

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Post fertile men

>>176294305
My plat 1 is top 1.8%

>be draven
>auto attack a riven who has like 50 hp
>she dashes away and survives with shield
>use w to catch up to her
>throw another axe
>she dashes away and survives with shield

i fucking hate this game sometimes

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>>176294260
>2/10 is 2%
Looks like you'll be staying there too

FEELING IT

>>176294450
>Be Pantheon top against Riven
>Riven has 10% CDR starting lane from runes
>RIven takes e at level 1 to negate any spear damage
>Shields every single one of my spears for the remainder of the game

Not sure why they have at such a low CD when her shield also scales with her AD unlike any other champion in the game.

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>>176294260
>2% = 2/10

>>176294629
then max e

how come vayne + janna is such a cancer combo

like I can't tell if the issue is the janna or the vayne because they both seem pretty meh on their own

>>176294719
its the retarded uncounterable peeling shieldsluts enabling actual hardcarries
BKB WHEN?
ITEM TO COUNTER SHIELDS WHEN?

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>>176292369
Her eu go

>>176294223
Diamond and above is about 2%
Plat is 8%
Gold is 20%
Silver is 40%
Bronze is 30%

or those are about the thresholds the system tries to use at least on the last season.

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Who are the most worthless champions right now /lolg/?

>>176294691
I did max e after 3 levels in q since zero good that did me. The problem came when she hit 6 though since her ult was actually useful for dueling while mine was better for roams. Tried to roam both mid or bot but both were perma shoving when I started walking down river.

>>176294880
the ones you play

>>176294880
i feel for my niggas rammus, amumu and heimerdinger

Sona is so fat if she put her ass on your face you wouldn't be able to lift it up!

>>176290261

Because at their roots, they're Irish.

And we all know how retarded those potato niggers are.

Aussies are just Tanned Potato Niggers.

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xth for new Zac

>>176294880
skarner

Haven't played since january, how many champions have been reworked?

I know mao has a new ult

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>>176292672

>I don't cope with being garbage I'm in a constant state of anger about this game.

I know that feel, all too well.

>>176293349

Her snare doesnt go off if she dies.

>>176294931
>amumu

>>176294880

Darius, Illaoi, Vi.

Just to name a few.

>>176295452
>Darius
>worthless

He's pretty fucking good right now

>Yasuo is STILL allowed to exist

>>176295616
10 bans literally soon™

our guy is streaming right now

>>176289049
>using empowered W instead of Q
>not backing off and waiting for cds
I know its been posted a bunch of times but the stupid part is renektons actions, not darius' existence

>>176291121
>Yasuo getting reworked

nah
theyll change his Windwall and crit chance passive.

his actual kit itself isnt the problem

its the polarizing fact of having a ultimate on a basic ability

>Just want to play a quick game before I go in to work
>Queue up a draft game, unranked
>Autofilled activated, choose jungle or mid
>Estimated wait: 3:45
>Currently at 20:45

rito why

>>176293814
I want to kiss her teeth.

>>176295769
>free no cooldown dash isnt a problem
come on nigger

>>176295810
Me to

>>176295707
Who?

>>176295810
>>176295839
Ok that's a new one.

>>176295769
the entire kit is broken
literally everything about it
he needs a complete rework, changing everything about him.

I doubt it will happen because hes so extremely popular but honestly just fucking delete the champion

>>176295772
who /gay/ here?
league of legends

>>176295975
>his entire kit is broken

please explain how Q and R are broken madam

>>176295823
If it was then Irelia wouldnt have been allowed to have it since her inception

are you just going to start naming off his mechanics looking for bias confirmation?

>>176296127
yasuo didnt i tell you to kill yourself already
commit sudoku you weeb fuck

>10 bans will come and we won't ever have to play vs lee sin or yasuo ever again

The future is BRIGHT

>>176296127
>aoe knockup on a 6 second cooldown, down to 4 seconds at atspd cap
>50% FREE armor pen
>refreshes his passive shield

>>176296016
I just like traps

I'm making a new account, does training give you exp or IP? I forget.

>>176296276
traps are pretty gay
t. fellow trap lover

>>176296238
>implying yasuo isnt underpowered

>>176296253
>aoe knockup on a 6 second cooldown, down

Alistar Pulverize and Gragas Bodyslam say hi

>50% FREE armor pen

Having to land your ultimate before means its not free unlike riven who gets 20% Bonus AD WHENEVER she chooses. Yasuo Armor pen cant be activated at a moments notice and has reduced efficiency if you ever get LW.


>refreshes his passive shield

since when the fuck is gaining a shield a broken mechanic?
are you actually retarded?

>>176296516
step up your bait game seriously nigger
iv seen literal retards(not you) make better baits

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>>176296516

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looks like Blizzcucks ran out of ideas real fast

>>176289256
>autopilled
Fizzposter intelligence

>>176296616
...

what ?

>>176296669
>here's character who has mounts but damaging him destroys the mount and oh 50% of his kit is unusable without mount xDDD

>>176296718
o

>>176295507
I think that's on the account that he relies on other player's mistakes to get ahead and strong to avoid falling off. I fucking hate it when I get a retarded top laner that tries to duel Darius 24/7 on equal footing despite getting dunked every time.

Your Darius
>usually manages to hit people with the hilt or positions poorly so that many enemies dodge the outer edges
>might get a couple kills while laning but does not to do anything with them other than perhaps get enemy top tower
>whenever he sees a stacked hemorrhage target he ults them regardless of health
>skirts around the edges of your team
>always is kited to hell and back
>gets more than two damage items

Enemy Darius
>positions Q to hit multiple people with the axe head in teamfights
>knows how to snowball his lead with roams and objectives
>uses his execution ult on your allies just at the right health to obtain quick kills
>always on top of your team
>flawlessly performs skill combos to ensure clean sweeps on your DPS/burst squishies
>builds tanky

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>>176296448
there's nothing gay about feminine penis
t. common sense

>>176296616
pretty sure they're just in cahoots.
the duo champ releases were too close to be a coincidence

>>176289049
You went in on a full HP Darius when you were at 1/3. He didn't even take a tower shot.

Why would any champ expect to win in that scenario? Hell if the Renek won it would be more bullshit.

In my S5 promos
Almost out of bronze
Give me your strength!

>>176296768
and theres no such thing as a feminine penis, there are cute dick though, it just that its gay
t. someone who likes cute dicks but doesnt like burly men

>>176296516
>and has reduced efficiency if you ever get LW.
You have it backwards. This is positive not a negative because Yasuo doesn't NEED to by LW because of this.

>>176296768
hes right you know, nothing gay about liking men and kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot degenerate

>>176296616
Who the fuck even still plays HOTS? Seriously, does this have a real fanbase or is it only kept alive because Blizzard can't admit that it was a failure? Everything about it just looks so low quality. The animations are robotic, gameplay is mobile game tier, etc.

>start of the game I have 200 ping
>thinking it was just a momentary thing and it'll return to normal
>2 minutes in and I have 300+ ping
>it goes to 500+ and then 1000+
>my internet is normal
>teammates saying in [all] chat to report me
>enemy team say they're all going to report me
>I report them all for cheating and hate speech and tell Riot to fuck off

>>176290048
(You)

>>176296858
Blizzard still has the most autistically dedicated fanbase in the world.

And that's coming from someone who still plays league of legos.

>>176296757
>tfw darius stacks his hemmorage
flashes into enemy team nd Q
>applies 5 stacks on all enemies
>dunk the carries for easy triple

Sometimes people play Darius and they play like gods

>>176296572
>>176296593
not an argument

your reasoning for why Yasuo is hilariously weak.

like 50% of Yasuos strength is based around minion waves and being able to play off them both using them for engaging and disengaging.

His ultimate is situational as fuck and often has to have a teamcomp built around it for maximum effectiveness. the MUH 50% ARMOR PEN is retarded because that does jack shit against the shitty 9 flat armor runes your running anyways.

If Yasuo was as crazy broken as you make him out to be he would be more prominent in the LCS or w/e but he inst because hes just a overrated pubstomper

YOUR bait game is fucking weak dumb niggers

evelynn's rework:
passive: evelynn regenerates mana when out of combat
Q: auto-attack reset
W: camouflage and bonus movement speed for 5 seconds
E: casts a single file of spikes, slowing the target and dealing max % health damage
R: single target nuke
screencap this

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Pick one to add to league
Easy mode: Induce maximum salt levels
Hard mode: Keep it balanced

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>176296948
(you)

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>>176296948

>>176297005
>evelynn regenerates mana when out of combat

This is too simple for new League release

>fighting tooth and nail to win match
>we start winning
>adc tries to 1v1 riven 3 times in a row
>dies
>defend and group up
>adc runs under inhib tower solo into 1v5
>dies
>lose match
>"YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BLAME THE WHOLE GAME ON ME BECAUSE OF THAT ONE MISTAKE? GG FUCKING NOOBS ENJOY YOUR REPORTS" - adc
War. War never changes
>>176297005
die in a fire theory crafter

>>176296919
>Still

What do you mean? League is bigger than ever

>>176297025
I don't know what the fuck their skills are but I'd add Anub'Arak or Brightwing based on looks

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>>176296851
>liking men
I don't like men I like cute boys and traps and adorable dicks. Literally nothing gay about it.

>>176297025

Every single one of them looks like a ripoff of some LoL champion.

>>176297025
>rehgar
>literally clone of rengar

are they even trying

Post end with 7 will decide my smurf account name.

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>>176297042
>>176297042
>no counter argument
>just post meme picks instead

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pick one to add to league

>>176296948
Yasuo is straight up broken right now but he is also frustrating as fuck to play with and against even when he is weak

>>176297278
which girl has the biggest dick?

>>176297191
>brightwing
>spaced-out weirdo
>has a polymorph

>zul'jin
>gets stronger as health drops
>has a bullshit heal move
>ult makes him immune to death

completely different to any league champions

>>176297278
Riot already did that with like 70 first heroes.

>>176297278
too good for this trash game.

>>176297278
Oracle.

>>176292857
you have to climb higher

once you're past a certain elo there are no normies

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>>176297179
tfw no cute boybutt to plow

>>176297330
>>gets stronger as health drops

Isn't that a dota champion? Who also happens to be a troll?

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>>176296821
Good fucking luck my dude. I started Bronze IV this season and now I'm Gold III, I'm walking proof that anyone can make it. My climb through Silver had me encounter some of the worst people I have ever met in online gaming. You will see:
>dumbfuck junglers
>laners that feed their asses off
>terrible mechanics
>teams that choke their lead and throw hard as shit
>flamers
>yasuo players that will try to change your experience a few times
>all around unpleasant people
I got a few ace teams though filled with people like me that were just trying to climb. You know the ones that communicate, have good humor, play well, and can make magic happen? Too bad you won't find them every game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUXMzkh-jI

>>176297025
>Probius
>Curious probe

BRAVO NOLAN

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>>176297418
you mean huskar

>>176297025
Raynor would be great and his Hyperion Ult would make people rage

>Literally zoning you off the tower and taking it for free every 60 seconds its up


he would be pick or ban in pro play

>>176297025
My wife li-ming

>>176295767
No the stupid part is he straight missed 3 autos in his combo or didnt wait the .2 sec for rage q

>>176289049
"why can't I oneshot this guy from full hp" edition

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>>176297149
Anub'Arak wins hard mode so far

>>176297653
you win easy mode

>>176297278
Shadow Fiend

>>176292758
I wish you could accomplish that so i could fuck your ass mouth and pussy, bareback, sideways, all-ways

>>176298020
>use cocoon in lane phase
>win because it's an 8 second stun

>>176298020
>allies can release you from the stun
This would actually be a good idea to implement on Malzahar ult.

>>176298197
It already is idiot. Just interrupt his channel

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wew

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If Lulu were in mortal kombat what would her fatality be?

What do blowjobs feel like?

>>176298351
Summon Chris "have a seat" Hansen

>>176298390
like a wet vaccum cleaner

>>176298351
Hyper-Shitpost

>>176298390
Just tastes like skin and is tiring on your jaw

>>176291672
Rush Gunblade into Sorcerer's Boots-->Nashors-->Liandry's-->Ruunan's/Morello-->Void Staff/Deathcap

>>176298197
>>176298273
kek

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Riot creates an item that has a unique, tailored towards each champion active effects.
it basically as a 4th basic ability.
What ability does (you)r champion gain?

im fukin losing it. trying to rank up a new id. have had some really bad variance so far. not enough dodges for this kind of shit. have to deal with kids who go 'I wanna play kat but Idk how to play her xD' other guy goes 'pick her it's just a game lol'

fucking kill me

there should be an option to 'try-out' for a higher rank so you don't get put in fucking gold because you lost 3 of your placements due to variance

>>176298686
yasuo: each autoattack generates 50% flow

>>176298726
haha retard

>>176298502
faggot

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>>176298752

>>176298351
fuck opponent to death

>>176298686
Double tap E to have your portal continue through open space and into another wall as long as there's another wall within 550 units at the end point.

>>176298752
yasuo: autoattacks can generate overflow, granting 50% extra flow beyond the maximum for 2 seconds. Stacks infinitely, and falls off out of combat.

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> tfw leveling a smurf account
No wonder it took me so long to get into this game, this is a nightmare.

>>176298686
kassadin: refills mana and resets the ult stacks

>>176298882
just pray for good rng in your placements

actually pray for good rng in general

its surprisingly easy to lose games in silver even as a d5 player with bad luck

havent played this game in 4 years

what do I need to know before jumping into game

>>176299018
you shouldnt

>>176298686
tibbers explodes