/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>shitters

it's called PLAYING THE GAME

just LOL

did not add the Newswire post about the double heist money because it's not up yet, but the updated tunables are live

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ITS FUCKING REAL

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>>176287164
The gunrunning update is going to have some expensive, expensive shit isn't it? Shekelstar has been a little too generous with the easy money lately.

>>176287216
>dufflebag

reported to rockstar

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Daily Reminder that you will never be as gangsta as Lamar Davis.

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>Forza Horizon 3 Hot Wheels expansion drops today
>Double heists money in GTAO
>NIER Automata cracked
>Massive party at campus this friday
>College finals start next monday

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Nothing else but the double fun on heists?

No complaints tho. Current stuff is up till 15th isnt it.

>>176287551
>Nothing else
nigga you dont need ANYTHING else

double dosh on biker contracts *might* still be on, but i haven't logged in to check yet

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leaked image of gunrunning dlc

How long does it normally take to get accepted into the gtag crew? Tired of getting molested by modders

what are some good mods for FiveM?

>>176288390
Did you do what's said in the OP?

rockstar reset me a year ago, now Im level 5 anyway I can play heists?

Canhascow looking to join gtag pc. Have apped.

>people S T I L L haven't found the secret house

>gun runner brings in new modes of deathmatch
>people still have wars downtown.

>>176289935
>>176289935
>secret house is within you all along

>>176290190
that a good weapon for that situation?

So last thread some one was looking for xbone players, add me novicelettuce99

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>>176290238
not really since it shoots both barrels right after another, looks cool though
just had to kill the left guy with it because the mc work

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>>176290190
>>176290360
>Doing this contract
>Target comes out and hides behind pool table with the top of his head sticking out

>fucking x2 HEISTS

Just how big is that Gunrunning DLC cock that will be ramming our boipuccis, bros?

>>176287524
weeaboo ass game seems like a mess
enjoy failing your finals faggot, just unplug yourself

Wait, if I finally do CMM do I get double the money at the end?

>>176292617
who cares nothing my mallard cant fix.

>>176289348

>level 5

you're practically a leper right now

just keep leveling with contact missions lmao

>>176293187
yes

>>176293187
No, moron. Double money for completing heists and set-ups, not challenges.

Someone please heist with me.

>>176293216

what did you mean by this?

>>176293435
which one?

>>176293493
Pacstan.

To make money now you should just run Pacific Standard over and over again, right? Are any other heists worth it?

>>176293587

not really. Prison Break magically attracts retards, Fleeca... maybe, slow crawl though. Humane Labs Deliver EMP ALSO attracts idiots. Series A setup is too long, so yep.

PACSTAN ALL THE WAY

Hello could any one explain criminal mastermind and the easiest way to get it

gta

Does the pacstandard falling through world glitch work?

>>176293887
Have three competent friends who won't make a mistake in any heist & setup playing on Hard and you mustn't either.

Honestly l wouldn't go for it unless l knew the squad on some level. But that's just me.

>he refers to his character as his ''toon''

>>176294125
Mmorpg guys do that whats the issue faggot

>>176293887
Every single heist in chronological order, with the same group of people, on hard difficulty, without a single death. Ever.
>the easiest way to get it
It's not supposed to be easy. You need four competent people, with yourself being one of them.

>>176293887
>>176294037
Kuruma and Heavy Vest

>you have been logged out because your account has been logged in elsewhere

Get innit!
https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxySnaps/status/861925720158765056

Can you redo a finale or have to run setups again?

>>1762932601,5m right now bitch

>>176284640
>>176296528

you guys doing heists with friends or randoms?

>>176296864
I'm doing them with randoms to hopefully find some friends

>>176296864
friends
>>176295273
you can disconnect at the fleeca finale just like you can with pacstan

>>176297078
but fleeca finale is so easy and actually kinda f u n

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>>176296864
I'm helping out low-level randoms who are using this as an opportunity to pass the heists they're stuck in, since no one wants to finish Series A or Prison Break at all.

Only thing is that if the same person fails twice, I'm leaving, I'm not wasting my time on incompetent people. I'm not joining any group chat or call or whatever either.

>>176297047
any luck or profit?

>>176297167
Platform?

>>176297078
>you can disconnect at the fleeca finale just like you can with pacstan
Explain.

>>176297167
That was NOT the image I wanted to upload, I really should put my reaction images in proper folder away from shitpost images.

>>176297241
PS4, but I don't add people because my playtime is waaay too inconsistent because of college and shit, sorry.

>>176297246
Pull the plug/taskkill the game when the HUD disappears

lodsamuny

>>176297420
So this gives you the money and lets you redo the finale?
Can you invite your group of friends again to do the finale again?

>>176297328
Oh right, I gotta ask, does the money carrier lose money for getting shot or is it disabled like the last time we had double dollaroo heists?

>>176297483
the host aka the person who disconnects doesn't get any money but it lets you replay the heists
>>176297506
some people say you don't but in the two pacmans I did we lost money

>>176297167
>weavershit

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Oh look, its what heists should have paid originally

>yfw starting heists is twice as expensive now

>>176298838
whats the point then?

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>mfw afraid of doing heists with gtag because I suck at console aiming

>>176299346
cant you stay in the kuruma or choppa?

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maybe

>>176299635
meant for >>176299519

>>176287524
>Massive party at campus this friday
well that's one thing you automatically don't have to worry about

>>176287024
SC: Joe-Action
Requesting to join PC GTAG crew, kept forgetting to type it on here.

>>176300310
>Joe-Action

cool name

>>176300282
>grind money
>stand in a corner with feet hurting

easy fucking choice.

>>176287024
SCID: HakuOtaku
PSN: Hakudoshi23
Requesting to join PS4 gtag

>>176301056
>referred to Triad and Khang Pae crews.

DOES THE PACSTAN GLITCH STILL WORK
THIS IS IMPORTANT

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>instead of fixing the retarded design of heists they just double the pay to get people to play them

>>176301254
Which one? I know the helicopter glitch still works.

>>176301341
The disconnect glitch so that you can replay the finale infinitely

>>176301332
Nah, Gunrunning update is about to be expensive as fuck.

>>176301254
Scroll up like 20 posts.

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i am car!

>>176302014
LE BEEP BEEP XD

>>176302014
Are the office garages really worth it? I was thinking about whether I should get one.

GIVE OPINIONS ON SANDKINGS

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>>176300548
Thanks, feel free to add me. I'm always looking for new people to play with.

>>176302306
Yeah, you only need one really, I have bought all three like a dumbass and have like a total of 10 spaces empty because I can't mix supercars with muscle cars or shit, everything has to be in its own separate place.

>>176302306
It's a lot of garage space, and all in one place, I'd say it's worth it.

>>176302306
They are, you get to keep up to 60 vehicles in one place.
And they also have a LSC/Benny's.

>>176302306
They're pretty cool for storing your favorite cars. You can keep your Benny's vehicles there and use the body shop to mod them instead of making the drive across town.

Any idea how long the double heist money lasts?

Now that heist got a double pay, can anyone help me do Criminal Mastermind on pc?

>>176302804
Until the 15th. The double MC contract money ends at the same time.

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>grinding pakistan for money when humane labs is the most fun

>>176302315
i like them, they're ok.

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>>176303146
>wasting time on Humane when we got Pac-Man

>>176302315
The suspension is too soft, worse off-road than on-road, and has a shitty engine sound. You're better off with a Contender.

>>176303504
The Contender is great, but I have more fun with the Guardian. It's like a truck-sized bowling ball.

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>gunrunning rolls out in June
>bigger scam than MCs an no Hunter

>>176301056
Your profile is not visible, lad.

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>already made my millions via CEO/MC
>tfw know all my friends are going to want to grind when I log on

>>176304093
time to get in a hydra and show them whos boss!

>>176304093
>friends made millions from cheaters
>I'm sitting here with my single million and they don't want to grind with me

>>176303861
Oh, i didnt know, lemme fix that

>>176304612
Fixed, it's visible now i think

>>176304737
Alright, do you want an invite to the PS group chat as well? Feel free to shitpost and ask for help there.

Holy FUCK when did the 2X Heists started? I was playing last night delivering shitty cargos like a KEK when i could have been making millions

>>176305190
only like 7 hours ago

>>176305671
VICE SQUAD
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>>176305671
I've always wanted /gtag/ to parade around online with some sort of gang theme/colors but we never have.

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>>176306396
our characters are all unique yet tame enough in appearance that this isn't an issue

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R8 my japanese trap.

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:^)

>>176304887
I requested on a thread a few weeks ago, someone (ulysses i think) already added me to the chat

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>>176299346
>mfw afraid of doing heists with gtag because despite being over rank 200, I never bothered doing them

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I read the beginners guide and kind of understand what's up.

But I want to meet people and not these obviously prepubescent children.

How does one get invited to the /gtag/ communities? I'm playing on PS4.

>>176306983
literally just post your ID and we'll take you in

@176306983
kys

>PAC standard with randoms
>Host outfit choices only
>20 restarts in and we're no closer to the bikes
>Same dumb fuck keeps blowing himself up
>Host bails
Why did I try to give this the benefit of doubt?

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>>176297303
>>176285687
Just join the PS4 /gtag/ and you'll be fine, just don't be an ass and people will be glad to run with you.

CHANGE THE EMBLEM AND THE CREW COLOR THEY'RE UGLY

>>176306953
same, however i did do them all once, but so long ago i've basically forgotten which one is which.

>>176307671
nys

>>176308142

>>176308142
I wish the crew color would change every week just so I could collect them all on cars.

>>176308446
u1st

>>176308574
Good idea. All of GTAG should be allowed to vote for crew color.

This light green color doesn't look good on any clothes or vehicles, what's the point?

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What are you favorite cars with comfy yellow headlights? Damn shame about the infernus classic.

Any leaks recently? Tiny Racers is dogshit.

>>176308921
Guess what, you fucking whiner?
People complained about Lavender, Orange, Purple, Blue and Red

>>176308921
>All of GTAG should be allowed to vote for crew color.
No, this is fucking stupid and would create a bureaucracy nightmare, and probably drama too knowing this place. Just have the comms randomly change it on whim each week. If you don't like it just wait a week.

>2x money heists
Shit is gonna get real for gunrunning isn't it?

>>176309975
SAY IT WITH ME

10 MILLION DOLLAR TANK

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>>176305671
>mfw always miss the fun

>>176309060
Lampadati Pigalle, I love the luggage rack too.

tfw everyone is doing hard for le bonus but I've never even done most of the heists on normal

>>176312679
Just make sure you are wearing the heavy armor clothes and battle helmet or youll eat dirt twice as fast as anyone else

>>176312679
Join a lobby of literally kids. Doing a heist on easy for 0.5 moneys.

>0.5 times 2 is.. 1. Wtf u doing kids??

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>>176312679
>I've never even done most of the heists on normal
>heists on normal
>never even done
>normal

>>176312857
I do but but each NPC attack wave scripted area has good cover areas and bad cover areas, you can memorize how many spawn where making killing them trivial. In the wrong spot it's easy to get destroyed in a couple seconds with full armour.

>>176313004
Do you have trouble reading English?

What leaks have there been about the gunrunning?

>>176313243
Wow git gud scrub.

>>176313490
no one likes you and no one will ever say your name

you can stop posting this now

>>176313490
Trick question. There are no good PS4 members.

>>176287024
anyone heisting? extremely tired of russian randoms
--BiggusD--

>>176306549
That's surprisingly good.
Who are the parents?

>>176313490
Why don't you just say your username if you want the praise?

You're not just a PC player false-flagging as a PS4 player like the pcuck poster was, right?

>>176312857
Oh shit I didn't realize there was MORE armour than the bp helmet (which I only found out about from people bitching about it here).

JudgeBadger is a fucking nerd who secretly loves anime

First we get refunds for returning player content
Then we get 2x$ contact missions
Then we get 2x$ MC work
Then we get tax rebates
Now we have 2x$ heists

Gunrunning will be expensive as fuck

>>176315623
I never got my tax rebate things

>>176315623
Do we have any idea when gunrunning is coming out? Soonish?

On an unrelated note, which vehicle has the springiest suspension?

>>176315702
me neither

>>176315776
Should be this month, got my chips riding on the 16th

>>176315776
My guess is in a week or 2. I don't think they can top these 2x events unless they do 2x money on I/E, them we know all hell is breaking loose.

>>176315776
>Special cargo bonus going for a month, ending on the 15th
>MC contract bonus going for two weeks, ending on the 15th
>Heist bonus going for one week, ending on the 15th
What did they mean by this?

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>Double RP and Cash for Heists
Shit, I'm still getting stuck with empty lobbies, I'll ask to be back in the crew tonight after my last final I have to attend

>>176315952
Holy shit if they did 2x on ie I would be so rich but they have only ever done 25% extra on it.

>random friend request

no better feel

>>176315785
>>176315702
shit, just got mine right this moment, posted, logged in and that's what greeted me.

>>176313490
Go away, Neon.

>>176313243
I'm just saying, theres always one dude who joins wearing a t-shirt and shorts or lingerie.

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>>176316213
I kinda should have attached the pic if I want to word it like this

Funny how Lester calls me literally everytime l go online to start doing the heists. I finally think okay lets start them with the bonus and no call for over an hour

>>176315786
neat image friendo

>>176316398
got 500k not a returning player.

>on the shitboxone
>trying to do humane labs because I made a new account awhile ago
>there's always one retard that fucks it up then everyone leaves

I'm still on the first setup

>>176317351
good luck with the stealth one

> all these people having fun grinding
>258 mil modderbux in cash

i just feel empty inside

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I live for directs.

>>176317434
I've always been able to do that one by myself quickly

>>176317797
>one shotting a ruiner

whaaaaa thought they were as strong as insurgents.

>double payout heists
How fucking expensive is Gunrunning going to be?

>>176317951
one last sharkcard run i guess.

>>176317923
Underwhelming outside its respective VIP work.

>>176317671
now you're free to enjoy gta
PLAY THE GAME!!!!

>>176317951
Also prepare yourself for 2 whole months of drip release cars with the one you want the most coming out last

>>176318092
>>176318092
then i definitely encountered a menu kiddie. Shot it 8 times with rpg alone along with explosives.

Please Rockstar, don't put forced PvP shit into the gunrunner update.
If I have to fight off 15 underage randoms screeching while driving Kurumas to get anything done I'm gonna get mad.
And yes, I know I can do shit so I end up alone in a public session, but that doesn't change the fact that this forced PvP shit is ultra-cancerous.

>>176318195

>heres 10 new smg's and 10 new pistols with no way to sort them!

>>176317671
>unironically considering grinding as "fun"
>complaining while having safe 11 figure hackerbux

You can play the game just how you want to now, retard, stop whining about no longer being Rockstar's slave.

>>176318663
it's called playing the game

>>176318743
just drop the weapon if you're not using it
stop being poor

>like the Lancer Evo
>everyone hates Kurumas

Why are there no races on ps4? Dead game

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>>176318868

>>176318868
Use the unarmoured Kuruma then.

>>176318745
Not him but the process of getting the money to buy whatever shit you want is usually more enjoyable than having said shit. at least for me.
It's always the same for me:
>grind so I can buy X
>get happier the closest I am to the sum I need
>finally get the money
>buy X
>enjoy using it for three days
>get bored and never use X again
Don't get me wrong, I hate grinding but at the same time I think getting hackerbux would kill the game for me.

anyone have a slot open for pac standard?

id is oven897

>>176318830
Oh hey, it's the "i would die for this game" autist from the last general, how butthurt were you when a Hydra pilot kicked your weak ass last night?

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>>176306953
>mfw afraid of doing heists because I've only ever played alone in invite sessions and don't want to deal with randos fucking my heists up

>>176319426
i wasn't even online last night you fucker..just LOL

>go to buy more snacks
>all my cash is missing
nice game!

>>176313490
All of them but you

>>176319225
this
>get millions of haxxmoneys
>two days later
>driving *free* supercar from my *free* ceo office to my *free* coke factory
>realize i still have enough money to buy everything new and there is no point grinding
havent played the game for over a month now

>>176314198
Zoe and Kevin

>>176320885
>hfw hes nothing without the grind

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Did they seriously get rid of the garage management marker AGAIN

>>176321623
hahaha

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When?

>>176320885
>not having fun by messing with pubs
>free hydra
>free insurgent
>free homing rockets
>free ghost org

>starting to see the same players over and over again

>>176321731
>restore health after shooting down a hydra

>>176321731
its actually more like a flamethrower.

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wew

and to think, this is only a mid-tier time here in /gtag/

>>176322492
more like low tier

>>176322779

low tier time is below 500
high tier is 1000+
god tier is 2000+

>>176322867
yea maybe a year ago

>>176322867
god tier is playing nonstop since october 1st 2013
and starting over a dozen times

>>176319816
>claims he never been Online last night
>claimed yesterday that he got a full LTS lobbiy in a single try

Either you're a pathological liar, or the most autistic denier ever... just LOL

>>176322492
Post it in reddit and say "AMA", you'll get 777 upboats and people sucking your dick for eternity.

>>176323130
thought i was literally the only one

>joining random heists
>every other player is some shitter who doesn't know what they are doing
i'm so happy some things have not changed

>tfw brought the game on 2 consoles and was going to move to pc before character transfers were removed

>>176323935 so?

>>176323935
>joining random heists
>rank 40 cuties who get way too excited over 100k

>>176322867
I've almost got 2000 and I'm not even a neet, the average has definitely gone up.

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>>176323527
confirmed autism made it possible for me 4 years already

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uh fug

what do i do

>>176325290
SPEND
SPEND
SPEND
KAZ IS A SLUT
SPEND

Where the hacking lobbies at.

Need a few milly before the update, just in case...

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>>176323130
>>176323527
>>176324832

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>>176325290
>>176325417
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/201617423-Update-on-GTA-Online-Cheaters-and-Modded-GTA-

>Question: Do I need to report to Rockstar Games the fact that I was given a huge amount of modded money I didn’t want?
Answer: No, you do not need to report this. We are able to tell the difference, automatically through gameplay data, between the cheaters and the players who received this money innocently. Players who were willingly cheating are notified about any action taken against their account. If you were not cheating, you do not need to do anything further.

Guess I'm spending money. What do I buy, boyos?

>>176325769
clothes.

>>176325769
A garage full of chrome Kurumas

>>176325514
>>176149236
literally drowning in chromed supercars here

Why are niggers so fucking bad st this game? I was putting up with them for the heist money but in the emp stealth mission they kept trying to snipe or shoot the insurgent that comes out instead of just letting it pass. Fucking retards.

>>176326378
umm no racism in here

>>176326378
I'm European and I have the same problem with Turks. Fucking third world retarded cockroaches. They're easy to spot because they all have Ahmed, Muhammad or Turk something in their username. For fuck's sake R*.

everyone doing heists can i grind crates in peace?

Heists should be triple cash permantely so they are worth doing and actually feel like big jobs.

>>176326378
The best Heist mates I've ever had were two African-Americans and a Jamaican, so it's not about race, it's about luck. Everyone is as shitty as the other, you just pointed it at blacks for no reason other than to make a "DAE LE NEGROS XDDD" meme post.

>>176327140
The worst heist players I've ever met were ugly-teethed chavs and braindead squatting slavs, so what's your point, exactly?

>>176328047
Brits are a solid #2 for the worst players. Loud, retarded, chavs yeah. So easy to trigger too.

>>176328047
No, 99% of black people in this game take it too seriously and suck at it.

Can one of you fags give ol' Waffle an invite to the discord so I can organize heists? I wanna help people make money.

>>176328262
No, the ones who take it seriously and still suck at it are underaged white kids from the US and UK, they're also the ones who unironically REEEE in the mics and other cancerous shit.

>>176326378
are you sure you don't just mean random players in general? i've seen a lot of cool black dudes in the crew

>>176328262
>>176328431
>>176328470
>the one guy who keeps racing through the aircraft carrier to get to the Hydra first, only to die over and over again
>that one guy who keeps dying during the Keycard Exchange
>the guy who doesn't know how to fly a plane
>the guy who doesn't know how to parachute
>doesn't know how to equip a rebreather
Just fuck my life.

>>176328597
>doesn't know how to equip a rebreather
I don't even understand this one. How do they not know how to use gear?

>>176328702
doesn't help that the feature which lets you equip gear in freemode is currently broken

>>176328431
>>176328470
>other races can suck at the game too so that means niggers aren't shit at this game

>>176328890
I bet he's just a triggered nig.
>b-but there's cool black guys
>b-but other races!!

>>176328351
Please dont come back people are glad you left it

>>176327721
No, I'm still out there hunting down crate people. I have too much money to be grinding out heists with randumbs.

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Anyone got any good and cool pearlescent paint combinations to share? I've been thinking up some cool ones I'd like to try lately only to forget them as I go to apply them.

>>176328950
so you're saying everyone else just automatically has their shit together when playing through heists?

>>176305671
hotline miami.....
so epic game....
man 80's so epic and a e s t h e t i c...

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post rugged work horse cars

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>>176330551

>>176330386
>he doesnt have all his shit in a box, even if he has to he doesnt take it to the shit store and sell it, having it so its all together

>>176328890
>other races can suck at the game too so that means blacks aren't the only ones* shit at this game
That's literally my entire point, faggot.

>>176328950
I'm neither black nor American, you fags raped the NEGROS "joke" hard and made it unfunnier than it was before. Neck yourself for being an embarrassment to the human race.

>>176331523
rick and morty is a bad show and you should feel bad for watching it

>>176331850
I didn't say that you said that they aren't the only ones that are shit at the game, retard.

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>>176332356
What did he mean by this?

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>>176328597
It's strange how the Humane Labs Heist is the best but also the worst at the same time. I can list so many things I've encountered from those missions.
>No one knows how to take cover in the keycard exchange
>Or worse, that guy who stayed behind and died because all the cars in the lot are 2-seaters
>Everyone gets in the one insurgent instead of both
>Every gunfight someone dies because they don't know how to cover or don't know how to apply more armor from the quick menu, usually both
>That guy who kept tossing grenades during the boat trip to the aircraft carrier and blew up the boat
>That guy who managed to shoot YOU down out of the sky
>That guy who insisted on getting the hydra also doesn't know how to land it properly
>That guy who thought his super car could handle driving through Merryweather security's base
>No one shoots the Buzzard before getting in the Valkyrie
>Delivering the EMP can be the easiest mission if anyone on the team spoke english
>Someone decided to use weapons without silencers
>Impatient fuckers who shoot without aiming
>That guy who can't shoot those twitchy scientists
>That guy who quits after 20 failures and the whole team has to drive back there again(because no one knows how to use quick trip)
>That guy who kills the agents before the mission even starts
>That guy who tries landing the Valkyrie in Humane Labs(not because someone missed the parachute landing)
>That SAME guy who is flying the Valkyrie decided he needed to parachute with the ground team
>That guy who gets killed by the Valkyrie's rear propeller
>That guy who blows up the contacts at the very end of the mission
>That guy who slams the Valkyrie so hard into the landing point he manages to kill us all at the last second

There's probably more, but that's all I can muster off the top of my head.

>>176323220
oh excuse me...i was busy playing LTS and deathmatches with 10+ players in EVERY SINGLE lobby..

>>176332671
Cool, and you were also sodomized by your step-daddy as well, so that's believable.

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Who remembers when this glitch was easier?

>>176332356
I corrected your shitty greentext because you missed the entirety of my post, you braindead autist, notice the asterix.

>>176330268
Try brown pearlescents with the red and green metallic paints. A few of the greens look pretty spiffy with Moss Brown. I think I used Wine Red and Maple Brown or something close. What kind of color did you have in mind?

>>176332846
just LOL.. you're so angry because people are PLAYING THE GAME and enjoying it.. i'm sorry you're so jaded because it truly is the best game ever

>>176332534
One I keep encountering is when stealing the hydra is that there's always one person who gets in a jet and then immediately blows himself up, and then does it again every single time we restart

>>176333139
How about you just post your play time so we can see where you stand?

>>176333139
Yeah, no, you're so anally-aggravated that I'm not a diehard fanboy like you that you decide to shill and lie for Rockstar.

Like, why aren't you like the other shills who hailed the new gamemodes for making a lot of money and being fun? Why are eating shit and lying through your teeth about dead gamemodes that Rockstar purposefully abandoned? Get some help, you're making me feel sorry for you.

>>176333576
i have 2000 hours

>>176287024
Wats the best motor cycle now? Used to be the pc 90 injections but what is it now

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>>176329681
now who could be behind this post

>>176334042
Post it instead of claiming it, you lying faggot.

>>176334654
you are so rude, anon. relax and enjoy the game, a lot of pleasant and skilled ADULT players in LTS and TDM..

>>176334042
Proof faggot

>>176334546
Jesus christ what a pathetic fucking absolute shithead, good thing I don't play on PC with literally mentally insane egotists.

>>176334546
what the fuck? are either of these users self-aware at all?

>>176334546
JRV stopped playing and nobody noticed.

>>176335875
Plenty of people stopped playing due to skids

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>>176330962
Guardian is best workhorse. Reasonably cheap, holds 6 officially, holds many more in the bed and on the roof, good on and off road, and performs admirably for what it is. If I ever had to start over in GTAO, it'd be my first car purchase.

>>176330268
Cool is subjective, but I find a lot of paints look good with a white or cream pearl applied.
Use your sale cars for experimenting with paint jobs and screencap the ones you like. Don't just rush through chroming the car because it's the first option on the menu, have a little fun with it instead.

>>176335875
it actually became more enjoyable

Who is JRV?

>>176334546
>I'm starting to think that you're grasp of the english language ends at these basic bitch insults
>you're
Oh you.

>>176336249
resident jetshitter

he was basically just muscle but no-one wanted to speak up because he was a jetshitter

>>176334546
Lel it was so pathetic how that dragonfucker thought people would be on his side after he posted it and instead everyone laughed at him

>>176336249
A faggot who I believe should just be locked away indefinitely.

IM CIA, dae BANE!?
PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11

Well, since discordfags are being fags, add ALiteralWaffle on SC if you want to heist with someone who is semi-competent and takes a 0% cut.

>>176336642
flight plan is a legitimately fun gamemode

>>176335356
>"I have made a claim and presented no proof, but that's okay, I'll hide behind my autism some more and project even harder!!!!"

Anyways, I agree, only adults should play GTA, so you should sell your copy or delete it from your library right away.

>>176336642
iffy has autism

>>176334058
Please you faggots

What's the fastest bike with the best traction

>>176336964
having anhedonia must be sad, maybe you need to take a break and come back later to truly enjoy GTA ONLINE again. the day i get bored of GTAO i will die - i would die for this game.

Did GTAO just go down?

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>>176337180
!

>>176333143

That's actually a bug rockstar refuses to fix.

>>176330962

The fucking HVY insurgent, its the definition of rugged

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>>176337285
This is you in a GIF format, if you still feel like shillin' and spillin' you autism, go ahead salto.

>>176336642
ha ha! it's le bane meme!

>>176337341
The shotaro is the best bike in the game now?

is this a meme?

>>176337648
Fucking how? Why do these kinds of bugs always get ignored in favor of stupid minute shit, adding dumbass skins or something, or removing harmless and fun bugs?

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>>176338389
It was never a meme. Literally the only reason why players continue to deny this is a combination of the Shotaro's price tag and default aesthetic. It's all perfectly reasonable, though.

Buy the Shotaro from your local dealer today. Starting at $1.65M from now to Monday.

>>176338705
looks like dogshit

>>176337341
That isn't the hakuchou

>>176338389
Can you name a better bike and reason ?

Was fun helping ya', see ya around bauth

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>>176338853
The Hakuchou Drag may have a slightly higher top speed than the Shotaro, but it definitely doesn't come anywhere close in terms of acceleration or handling. Also, that curb over there is about 4 cm high so you should be careful when riding your Hakuchou over it because oh fuck shit SHIT NO WHAT IS IT DOING GOD NO GOD DAMN IT 2ND PLACE GONE SHIT

>>176334058
Hakuchou drag

>>176343026
See
>>176340053

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>>176343026
no

It's fucking hell trying to do a heist with random, I can't lead the pac job because I made a new account a long time ago and never did heists.

>>176343397
Only if you can't drive

>>176325769
as many solid gold maxed out x80's as you can hold.

>>176340053
>it definitely doesn't come anywhere close in terms of acceleration
You're just plain wrong
If you had any amount of throttle control you'd know that the drag beats the shotaro out of the water in terms of acceleration, it's not even arguable
Handling, yeah, that's where the shota gets its lap times from and that's its greatest strength but you gotta be kidding me with straight line speed in any regard
You probably drive with kbm though

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>>176346215
>If you had any amount of throttle control you'd know that the drag beats the shotaro out of the water in terms of acceleration, it's not even arguable

Throttle control means nothing when the Shotaro can maintain its top speed through 50% of turns. If you take a Hakuchou Drag to the Shotaro, the Shotaro is going to start with a lead. The only thing that can save you is a long, straight path and/or the Shotaro rider's own incompetence. This is true of many obscure vehicles in other classes, but most people are going to want to purchase the winner.

$1.65M.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeBXpmKkd3U

>>176347186
>If you had any amount of throttle control
>posts video of someone slamming the gas instead of having any throttle control

So you're just dumb. Okay. No more (You)s.

>>176347186
>If you take a Hakuchou Drag to the Shotaro, the Shotaro is going to start with a lead.
not if you have THROTTLE CONTROL you fucking mong

>>176347186
>trying to tell others which bike to race with when you don't understand the concept of accelerating quickly instead of mashing your right bumper and spinning out
You actually do race with kbm, don't you?

I'm retarded.
Explain throttle control to me.

>>176293887
You can shut off the ps4 or close application if one of you die.

Don't die.
Hardest part was finding the right people.

>>176347715
You know how cars have gas pedals?
Throttle control is pushing the thing only as far down as it needs to go, as opposed to just jamming the fucker to the floor all the time.

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>>176347275
>>176347386
>>176347620
>>176347821

That mainly only applies to cars. Most sports bikes take off the moment you accelerate. The Drag isn't any different. Where are your videos btw?

>rando piece of shit insurgent spams me to death
>everyone leaves
>rejoin through friend on social club
>"player no longer in session"
>rejoin through crew
>everyone leaves a minute later
>try to rejoin
>session full
>game crashes

i'm just fucking done with this stupid fucking piece of shit timesink cunt game maintained by incompetent street-shitting indian faggot pieces of shit

SEE YOU AT THE NEXT UPDATE

FUCK

>>176347732
i still dont see how that is guaranteed on the final heist cops will fuck you up how can you avoid dying just caus?

>>176348564
Most, not all. The drag's acceleration is so fast it spins out if you have no throttle control. Try it out for yourself, I'm not going to spoonfeed you.

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>>176348564
>The Drag isn't any different.
nigga you blind? if you try to slam the acceleration on it it burns out like no tomorrow, do you have eyes in your head?

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>>176348625
It seems very convenient of you to mention this one weird trick. Even so, how do you excuse THIS?

>>176348589
You make sure you have a lot of snacks,
armor and fast reflexes,

Get good or get a new game.

>>176348845
Wrong hakuchou. The standard one is where you have to wheelie carefully. You're just grasping at straws because you can't handle that he hakuchou drag is very competent.

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>>176336204
I like your style. I'd also recommend trying Bronze, Silver, and Gold pearlescent as a general rule. It really perks up browns, blues, and oranges.

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Where are you people fuckin finding funbux distributing sessions?
I have not come across a single one and it's pissing me off. I just want to buy shit without grinding for 9 bajillion years.

>>176350465
usually sessions with minimal gtag

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>>176349275
>Wrong hakuchou. The standard one is where you have to wheelie carefully.
>implying I was referring to the drag's nonexistent ability to wheelie and not its tendency to bounce going over any slight elevation

Do you assume I just don't own the Hakuchou Drag because I'm endorsing the Shotaro? Any sharp turns you make with the Drag are underscored by fear of hitting a curb. Any slight disturbance can ruin a line with that thing. The Shotaro on the other hand takes those same curbs gracefully while maintaining the same or close to the same speed it had going in.

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>>176347186
Haha it has Shota in its name lmao

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>doing hydra mission for the thousandth time
>shoot missiles near team member
>mfw they apologize

>>176351296
the problem is you are doing humane labs setups

>>176351514
not a problem, i accept heist invites because i find it entertaining to see how players manage to fail objectives. but sometimes when the team is decent i do shit that might fuck it up and see if anyone noticed.

>>176340053
>that slow ass fucking burnout it has to do every time.

Fucking garbage, I just wanted the haku custom or let me remove the exhaust from the pleb version.

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>>176350960
>tfw no high-powered lolita mini-bike

I just have this game sitting in my cart, debating on buying or waiting while reading posts complaining about false bans and modders. I'm conflicted /gtag/

>>176354191
False bans are cheaters lying. Cheaters fucking with you is a bi hourly occurrence on PC, though. But it's still fun to hang out with gtag nightly through it all, you come for the autistic company.

>>176354451
Are level drains still a thing?

>>176354451
Autistic company sounds great. How active is the pc gtag crew? People always playing together or only certain times?

What /gtag/ member has the best voice?

>>176354191
The false bans are probably bullshit like in most games, and the hackers really can be dealt with by just changing servers. It's worth it in my opinion, even at $60 and I'm a huge jew.

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>>176354545
They fixed that for now, but you can still get money dropped on you. I got 1.5m before I could change session last night. :^)

>>176354631
GTAG on PC is super active.

>find a script kiddie
>not even the cool uncle kind that gives you fat stacks
>it's actually the kind that that teleports everyone and freezes them doing poses underwater

I have the worst fucking luck.

>>176354827
it will happen as soon as you stop caring