Spessmen on a Spess Station

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nth for the expanse, a pretty decent science fiction tv show you nerds might like!

>>176286189
Sci-fi kino

>>176286189
>Alex to the side looking at the camera showing that he is not apart of the love triangle
>Naomi looking at the camera showing she is strong and independent
>Holden looking off to the side in his own world where he isn't hated by everyone
>Amos looking at holden with secret desire

This image really says a lot about the crew

>>176286189
Why are (((they))) pushing so hard for multicultirism? What's their end-game?

>>176287680
It's several hundred years in the future and the world has united under a 1 world government. The main crew is half white men and the other main character is a fucking white man too.

>>176285885
>TG image

>>176287847
>that guy
>"white"

He's half white at best and half spanish at worst

>>176287847
>one world government
I was about to say.
It's a slow process of getting of getting the masses accustomed to it.
Power hungry rich fops.

>>176287914
Amos (guy in the back left) is fully white and grew in manhattan
Holden (guy on the stairs) is whiter in the show than in the books, in the books he has 8 genetic parents and is a brownish guy with mostly european dna and some african
Alex (far right guy) is an indian-texan martian dude

>>176287913
>camille
if they're the same camille i heard of then it's probably hippie because they're apparently some hilariously powergay player who takes things way too seriously
someone sent me a forum post where they have a breakdown because of a meme video someone posted, i'll see if i can find it

>>176286189
>nigger woman
>Poo in loo
>Random spic
>Annoyed white guy

mmmh, I wonder who the protag is

>>176288173
>being racist
>2561

Updated waifu tier list when

>>176288319
tell me your ckey

>>>/v/376384115

this whole thread reads like a spessmen round

Xenoarch should be able to dig up a notMarker that starts turning crewmembers into notNecromorphs after a while

>>176288389
GreenHairedDevil...

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3742
uwu whats this

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Off to a good start already

So if someone's dead, spaced and ends up on a different Z-level, what department's responsibility would it be to retrieve them?

I am the best former admin

Who am I?

>>176288663
That object already exists
All you'd have to do is add it to the list of xenoarch finds

Green haired Devil is the ultimate husbando

dragonbro

MORE LIKE

DRAGON NO.

#StandwithPlap

>>176289153
Medical should bug science to bring that dusty old teleporter room online and bring their patient back. Assuming of course somebody actually notices a stationary GPS or a suit sensor reading dead in the middle of a random z-level.
This isn't ick ock right?

>>176289153
It's the spaceman's for getting spaced in the first place.

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>>176289345
>mfw people give me crap for harmless arbitrary bullshit

As long as the information shared can't be used by other players in-game that they shouldn't know, then it doesn't really matter.

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What if having an active AI on board and saying AI open directly infront of an airlock had it automatically open? The AI could disable this feature.

How do I stop shitposting?

>>176289501
But then what would the AI do for the whole round before it gets subverted? The crew would lynch it for having a slow response time if they disabled the feature.

>>176289514
You leave and find something that actually fills the void in your soul.

>>176289592
I find if it's a slow round door opening is enough but there's points where so much shit is happening and it would be nice if people could still rely on the AI to open doors effectively. Would also pair well with the fact that an AI should be able to really multitask.

>>176289345
mfw we were using the tele all round

>>176289612
but it feels so empty in there. I don't even know what would fill it

>>176289592
>>176289501
What if instead of it being something they disable, it was something they enable, on a door by door basis.

>>176289673
That's something you have to figure out on your own.
If you have a job, save up and fucking do something.

>>176289718
neat. But how does it fuck with non-humans?

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>tfw connection failed

>>176289738
It could function fine for non-humans, thus being the AI's motivation not to just turn it on unless it needed to.

>>176289738
>>176289824
I like this idea, could use some more refinement, for consideration of things like non humans, non crew, etc. Maybe valid ID only?

>>176289723
>fucking do something
I have a shitty job and little bit of money, but I just don't know what I should do. I don't really try new things since I don't know if I'll be good at them and things I've done in the past take more time than my current schedule allows.

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>refer to a waifu as a "he"
>"excuse me, but I'm a girl"
>"Sure you are"

>>176290026
I do this too. All spessmen are men to me.

>>176289993
Continue shitposting, the world doesn't need any more people.

I'm working a shitty job and plan on drinking/vidyaing until my liver goes, which should be any year now

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>>176290026
>>176290093
>mfw I get misgendered
At least I don't try and correct people on it. IC I just regard it as I misheard the person and move on with my life. I may play a waifu, but I won't claim to be anything other than what I am.

>>176290026
>what is roleplaying

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>>176289993
You're playing SS13.
You have more than enough free time than you realize. If money is an issue, do something that doesn't involve too much spending.

One thing that has helped me and some other people I know out of that cave of depression is learning something new. Anything; programming, art, writing, animation, fucking gardening, anything that doesn't serve as a distraction to the sadness you can so easily fix by building yourself in one way or another.
Jogging and running is the easiest fucking thing you can do. Just pick a fucking route and go.

It's as simple as that.
Do SOMETHING.

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>>176290026
>You don't talk much do you
>Only when I'm jerking off
I dunno why I fucking said that

>>176290354
>You're playing SS13.
I haven't played at all today
I've just been shitposting occasionally while cramming homework and studying

I get what you're saying though. I just need to find the motivation to pull myself towards the exit of my depression cave rather than being content on seeing just how far down this hole goes.

I could have gone and talked to a therapist today with only a short walk needed but I couldn't even bring myself to deviate enough from my daily habits to do that.

I'm just going to stop posting before I get anyone else depressed and finally get some sleep for the same shit again tomorrow or rather later today

>>176290762

Good luck, anon. The only person you should worry about disappointing is yourself.

>>176290292
she's cute, too bad she FUCKING LOST TO YUI THE REAL BEST GIRL HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>176288173
Black girls > Asians >Hispanic girls > Indians > shit > white girls

To the guy bitching about a mobile surgery, get a box of scanning modules and carry a stack of metal. You can make an rtable into an op table then give him the succ

>>176289153
Science telesciences them back. Otherwise it's a goner. Unless you have a metabuddy, you can't zap yourself out, screen for bodies, then get a zap back. Especially with so many large vaults now it's no longer just the roid/derelict/telcommsat

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>>176287680
Maybe because they are trying to break the trend of sci-fi not having many minorities since writers normally replace minorities with ugly aliums.

>Guy lights all the candles in the bar and treats himself to a cigar
>I don't notice until he points it out
>Thank him
>Suddenly, plasma
>Entire bar is consumed in flames within five seconds due to wide distribution of starting points
That was probably in my top 3 best-timed occurrences in SS13 ever

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>First thing a new player does is say is role in ooc.

10/10

>>176293114
>dragonbro

What's a noob-friendly server where I can bring a friend to show him the game?

>>176293427
why not just join as botanists on /vg/ or something? Nobody really pays much attention to botany

>>176293683
That's actually not a bad idea. Thanks

>>176293427
Assistant you goddamn shitlord.

[05:02:21]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): but, from now on I know to lightly meta grudge vulgaris
[05:02:44]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): He's already made this glorious mention at me for telling him to get off the fucking janicart
[05:02:53]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Player PM from-FatBaldBastard/(Vulgaris Magistralis): You're not gonna get out of trialminship by abusing security over everything they do by the way.

It's okay when admins do it :^)

>>176293971
THE METACLUB STRIKES BACK!

What idiot cherry picked logs and posted them on the forums? Shit is hilarious

>>176293971
I want to be arrested from Vulgaris

>>176293971
Stop omitting logs you shitstain

>>176294072
By, rather

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>>176290026
>get misgendered
>act self conscious about apparent masculine appearance

Remember that time a faggot dumped a lot of logs about dragon, bittervanilla posted it to his feedback and dragonbro had a good reason for EVERY SINGLE THING and in a lot of logs things were hidden because in context nothing bad happened.

thread posted 0 - 1 forum friends

>>176294057
>>176294118
whats there to omit? serwind got robusted by vulgaris for being tator hop for handing out all access to people even when security complains and then trying to get into the armoury. He was caught with traitor stuff on him

That makes it okay for serwind to metagrudge because hes salty and dragonbro as trialmin acknowledges it and allows it because he has a stake in grudging him too

>>176294209
>why did you spawn spiders that killed people
>here's what happened that killed people which I aghost to help achieve and no reason why I just did lol

>flippantly buttblasting people and fucking with genetics just because he can with no reason why

>why did you blue space antags during a cult round

>why did you make the chaplain a godemporer during a cult round

>nth time he accidently killed someone with admin powers in a week

>>176294057
>posted on the forum

???

>>176294209
>dragonbro had a good reason
He hasn't explained shit about why he did any of it

Youknow he's shit when he needs a horde of thread shitposters to try and defend him when he hasn't explained shit himself

>>176294210
That is the most interesting version of events. Can I tell you what actually happened or do you care?

>>176294057
Dragon pls the desperation is putting me off my honey nut cheerios and they're going to get soggy

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kolith is an angry boy

>>176294413
>bluespacing an antag that recall spammed and posted "FUCK NANOTRASEN" is bad
Are you shitting me, that's basically standard NT procedure

>>176294608
Kolith is angry about everything and thinks he's better than everyone. A broken clock etc etc. I want to like him desperately because there's some good in there but he's also a ginormous faggot 9/10 times.

>>176294717
I once caught an antag and stole their emag. I emagged the comm's console and messaged them saying "UFKC YOU SYNDICATE I AM SAT AT MY CHAIR AND YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS" I then buckled the antag into the chair infront of the console. Then they bluespaced me and not him

>>176294717
not when your a trialmin whos last warning was to not remove people from the round
not when its the height on a cult round and theyre winning
not when it kills innocents around them oh well when you could have catbeasted them or gave them seizures or butt blasted them like he had all day anyway
or should all tralmin just start blowing people up and fucking with them just because they want to

>>176294884
>height on a cult round and they're winning

Why recall spam then, in a cult round if you're winning you've already won the game and just need to summon. Should be easy for a winning cult to get 9 members together right?

>>176294934
talk to the shits in command who wanted to run away instead of fight the cult that lead to their steamrolling in the first place then

>>176290026
>people refer to female static as he
>ignore it and keep doing my job
that was hard

>>176295030
Well um technically the captain is assigned to protect his crew so yes trying to evacuate the station to allow centcomm to embark a proper liberation attempt with an ert or deathsquad would be for the best

>>176295118
thats where your wrong dragonbro

>>176294210
what makes you think that he will actually metagrudge him and that he didn't just say it as a joke

>>176294528
it's gotten polarized because this is all just a proxy war between dragonbro and sawbones because sawbones is a fucking manchild that can't stop running a clique and sustain petty highschool drama at every turn

>>176295936
Remember when sawbones was almost permad for being a complete shitter who constantly started shit like this?

>>176294884
Thirty One cultists and there was only 1 officer alive. They still didn't manage to narnar because they're retarded by the way since you weren't in the round.

>>176295997
I remember a lot of things about our favorite antique laser powergayburnresistman boneman greytider

>>176295936
The only proxy war is between anons who want to shit on Sawbones and anons who want to shit on dragonbro, I doubt either actually cares.

>Cult Round explanation never ever

>>176296179
You're not fooling anyone. Your little circlejerk of thugs isn't a surprise to anyone anymore.

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>>176295892
What I meant by metagrudge was just to be smarter. I should have known there would be power gamers (and that vulgaris was one) but I kind of just let myself be naive and figured and fellow head wouldn't taze the hop ten minutes into the round on code green with zero explaination after one laser rifle was given out.

I guess it is slightly meta grudging though to know that vulgaris will be like that and to play around it, huh.

>>176294608
I'll never understand /vg/'s obsession with Discord, it's always just a secondary secret circlejerk club that leaks their drama onto the threads.
Why even do this in the first place if the result is always the same?

>>176298194
Gave me a giggle when I realised what you meant.

Culting the mime OP pls nerf

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>>176298194
Shoot them and give them the ol' knife in the butthole.

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Have you thanked your healer today?

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>>176299712
I didn't make it back to thank them

>>176298056
Too much bickering in thread to get anything done as well as rampant falseflagging, Discord is a godsend for both administration and coding.

Im gonna try taking a crack at abductors gland coding tommorow

>>176285885
>hour+ round and terrible rpers on the same card
really primes my pistachios

>>176301821
wait you're actually trying to port abductor mode?

GODSPEED

>>176291696
>no black waifus
>no Asian waifus
>no Hispanic waifus
>no Indian waifus
>dozens of waifus

>>176303876
>>176291696
>girls
Cute, femme white guys > cute femme asian dudes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

>>176301821
>>176301821
A new game mode? Not that I dont believe youll try but what was the last game we got? I've been playing for two or three years now and haven't seen one.

>>176304009
Revsquad

>>176289257
Me

>>176289257
mustard

Its cult

The janitor spaced me, I'm on the derelict

>>176303876
>>no Indian waifus
not until we bring back poo

>>176304779
no you're not

SCIENTIST LING IN POD BAY

OOC: How do I talk in cult chat?

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>>176298194
Top kek

Toxins nerf when?

>>176287847
>wun worl gubmen
science fiction alright :^)

>>176306383
this

>>176305440
Security buff when?

>>176305440
Why and how?

>>176289257
Nexis is that you

>When you hate cops but end up co-operating with one to escape the station

What a strange game fate plays.

>>176307698
If they aren't a hardass for the most part they're okay. They don't want to die, the same as you. Most will let a lot of stuff slide if you aren't attacking people or stealing shit people need

>>176307698
Was it co-operation, or was it perhaps something more?

>>176307698
>tfw done the exact once opposite while escaping with a once imprisoned greyshit

>play as a armless greyshirt with seizures
>only person who bothers to drag my vomit covered crit body to the shuttle is a borg
t-thanks

Chime in once again. For you wageslaves who got home recently.

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14811

>>176285885
>holo parasite
>someone named camille
>Tessa loose
>lizards

The fuck is this TG shit?

Bonus
>TG caring about terrible rpers
>putting rounds longer than an hour on the bingo like it's a bad thing

What a shit image

I'm new to SS13.
What's the biggest difference between VG and TG stations?

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All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes-
Joanna~
Joanna~
Never thought that a girl like you could ever care for me-
Joanna~
Joanna~
All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight-
Joanna~
Joanna~
I didn't know you were looking for more than I could ever be-

Color version soon?

This is disgusting. I have never seen the metaclub try so hard to keep one person down. If Dragonbro is deadmined, then all hope is lost and it shows that the metaclub really does run the server.

First Sawbones goes after him and tries to take him out directly and fails. Then Harse straight up lies and tailors logs to try to get him taken out just like the eve player he is. Now a disgusting waifu is making things up and trying to throw everything at the wall until something sticks. The worst part is that not a single one of them have been punished for this shitty behavior. Why are they still allowed to play here?

These people are the cancer killing the server and they know their time is limited once dragonBRO becomes fullmin. OUR GUY is gonna save this server and take out all meta clubbing scum, eve players, and waifus and put them straight into the trash where they belong.

>>176308615
we used to be a good server with a good balance of RP and action but the coders got mad that we didn't want pubbie suck like they did and removed the one thing keeping us safe and now we get TG floods and are basically no different anymore

>>176308615
TG abandoned 4chan and the /tg/ board and went downhill into a pit of shit quality, garbage admins, powercreep and worse. Its named TG because it has abandoned the chan, one of the worst servers out there but reddit likes it so it keeps the shitters (mostly) away as a containment server.

/vg/station is a 4chan server that is still tagged to the board /vg/, we tend to welcome players if they behave and adapt to the standards and arent massive greifing faggots. People bitch about us being arcaic all the damn time but we have one of the most optimized codebases out there so ss13 runs well here, decent features, alright playerbase.

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>>176308690

>>176308615
We're /vg/ they're TG cause they moved from 4chan to reddit

>>176308757
You realise Dragonbro has been forcefully removed for fucking up as an admin twice now?
He's not a good admin dude. He never has been. You don't need to make up things to point it out because he makes them himself.

>>176308253
fucking
YES

>>176308757
Is this satire dragonbro

>>176308757
>Be super fly AI
>Get a shitty ion law telling me to throw all of the material sheets into the singularity
>Good borgs start collecting the sheets
>Shitter cargo tech notices
>Tells everyone to start hiding material sheets
>Tell him to stop
>He fucking spaces material sheets
>Tell cyborg to kill him
>BWIONK
>"You should just jump into space for the sheets :^)"
I hope he gets deadmined again

>>176308615
TG is casualized garbage, their medbay is so easy it's not even funny, they say it's because the server is more "combat focused", but all everyone does is try to get valids and call the shuttle at 30 minutes, it has terrible features like table crafting, coders are also fucking retarded because they do stupid shit like changing a comfy roleplay role like the bartender to a powergaming role
roleplay is rarely or not at all seen in there, i've seen peoples actually say "damn i didn't got my antag roll yet" on IC, plus they are no longer related to /tg/, so you can expect reddit and pubbies in there wich are the worst kind of tards

/vg/ is not that casualized, we are more focused into autism, like how we have the best server to enginner because layers and other stuff like ghetto chemistry
sometimes peoples are just out to get valids here but sometimes i've seen some cool ammount of roleplay, rarely a shuttle gets called before 30 minutes, but this is slowly starting to change with the flood of new TG refugees

>>176309002
t. kolith

>>176309174
He's right. I doubt the law was worded in a way that let you kill him

>>176309054
No, my ckey is WyvernSibling

>>176309317
He may be right about the killing but jumping into space would be the stupidest possible solution to that situation.

Little surfer little one
Made my heart come all undone
Do you love me, do you surfer girl
Surfer girl my little surfer girl

I have watched you on the shore
Standing by the ocean's roar
Do you love me do you surfer girl
Surfer girl surfer girl

We could ride the surf together
While our love would grow
In my Woody I would take you everywhere I go
So I say from me to you
I will make your dreams come true
Do you love me do you surfer girl
Surfer girl my little surfer girl
Well
Girl surfer girl my little surfer girl
Well
Girl surfer girl my little surfer girl
Well
Girl surfer girl my little surfer girl

>>176308757
>Now a disgusting waifu is making things up and trying to throw everything at the wall until something sticks
BITTER VANILLA COPY AND PASTED LOGS POSTED FROM THE THREAD, BLAME THE ANONYMOUS SHITPOSTER (KOLITH OR SAWBONES) FOR THAT, BITTERVANILLA IS A GOOD GIRL AND ALSO /OUR GIRL/ AND WOULD NOT KNOWINGLY LIE

>>176309643
I still hold fast to my belief that she's a cute girl

>>176309317
ION law, faggot. You can use ANY MEANS NECESSARY to complete law 0's directives.

>>176309512
no it wouldn't you fucking faggot you're playing a slave role you don't get a license to be a shitter because of a silly ion law, if anything you can get fucked for not reacting fast enough and getting all the sheets. You definitely should space yourself to look for the sheets, because it's the only thing that makes sense.

I mean, that's if we're talking about being a good silicon player and following your laws here. Of course you won't be forced to do this, but don't chime in with your retarded opinions about what is or isn't a good reaction to the situation because your opinions are trash tbqh

>>176309643
Shit beach boys song, shit beach boys album.

>>176309643
Surfer got raped over and over during the purge
Your waifu is tainted

I wonder
what would the station smell like
I assume stale air and all that jazz but specifically the departments
medical would probably be vomit and blood and absolutely no smell of cleaning fluuid because medics are worthless
would maint smell like greyshirt piss since they never fucking leave maint ever

>>176310089
Stop rewriting history. They got turned into a limbless fucknugget but nobody wanted to use it

>>176308253
I appreciate the sicc sprites but do you think you can sneak in a way to remove cult in that PR?

>>176309821
>Must collect materials
>Man is openly saying that he is hiding sheets from me
>Man starts spacing the materials
>Stop him
>"stop being a shitter and just jump into space where you couldn't even bring the sheets to the singularity from deep space and just ignore the man openly and actively working against your ion law"
Are you feeling okay?

>>176310089
It's not true, they were simply mutliated

>>176308757
>then all hope is lost and it shows that the metaclub really does run the server.
Sawbones ever getting admin in the first place already did that.

>>176297662
>code green
>one laser rifle was given out with zero explaination
>fellow head wouldn't taze the hop

Extreme kekness

post avada lewds

I haven't played in about a year, what have I missed?

>>176310494
waifus

>>176310494
nothing, everything is still shit

>>176310357
Can you stop namefagging, I know you think you're cool because "im le old fag" but the truth is you're a mediocre player and barely even memorable. Arguably if you used a normal name like John NOBODY, and I sincerely believe this, NOBODY would remember you.

>>176310238
I was just making stuff up
What actually happened?

>>176310174
Think about the people too, I bet everyone would smell like shit. Everyone runs around in maximum sprint mode and no one showers unless they comitted a murder, people get killed and cloned and just put back on the filthy bloodstained clothes as if nothing happened

>>176310494
All the coders are gone, VGcode is dead

>>176309643
"do you wanna dance" is my personal favorite BB song

If you didn't want to get eaten, you shouldn't have been so delicious

>>176309797
It's skinny Israeli child. Underage.

>>176310627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs
do you like this song, I made it just for you

>>176310174
We're busy. Actually assist by getting down on your knees and polishing my floors

>>176310568
I do it for free (you)'s. Every thread a person like you responds.

>>176310627
Help Me Rhonda or Wouldn't It Be Nice are my personal favourites.
Brian Wilsons Good Vibrations is close to top though

>>176310613
Last I played they were continuously trying to fuck everything up. Is that really so bad.

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>>176309002
How nu r u? Was a time when he was easily considered the best. Then something broke. Changed completely. DragonBro went insane, nuke and Celt quit, ghlor left. I couldn't handle it.

>>176310741
"I do it for the responses"

You have to consider your life when you're actively going out of your way to get people to respond to you on an anonymous forum for a very unpopular shitty 2000's game. You have to consider it pretty sad

>>176310815
patrician taste anon
>>176310707
bretty good I guess

>>176310910
What can you do? It's a sad world. A person getting mad at somebody using a related name in a shitty 2000's game must know all about it.

>>176310878
Dragonbro has never been considered the best. He did decent busses from time to time but he frequently mes-
>ghlor
Nvm this is bait.

>>176310878
Ghlor was complete shit and celt started the trend of banning people because he didn't like what they said

>>176311041
All of this on a Taiwanese finger painting BBS

>>176311061
Name 3 things Celt did wrong, remember he is considered our best admin so you can't lie.

>>176311157
Hypothermia
Shitposting until the coders made their own discord to get away from him
Not fixing planes bugs
Fucking up snowmap with poor snow code that makes it broken
Making a 100 bugfix promise and then getting another coder to do half of them while he opened the PRs for them to get "credit"

>>176311157
hypothermia x 3

>>176309821
Ion laws literally exist for that, are you retarded? You do what the law says. The fact that the silicone even asked him to stop is more than he deserved. How are people so retarded? Is this how they do AI on tg?

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Slime race soon™

>>176310357
Vulgaris why are you lying? One laser rifle was given out, you asked why and I told you why. You tazed me worldessly on code green while I was talking to you about sunglasses and your excuse was it wasn't my department even though I was acting cap. I had co-operated with you every step of the way and wasn't even bring threatening to you. I think it would be better for everyone involved (me) if you just admitted you're a power gamer. I mean, you do know you are, right?

>>176311480
>venom
>slime

slimedicks when

>>176309821
Law priority dude.

>>176312283
Epic screen cap avada

>>176312283
out avada

>>176299880
Notice how the man in the jacket and jeans only appears in the reflection of the memorial.
Illusion or real sighting of a ghost, perhaps?

>>176312283
Good post Souhei!

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>>176312283
>wants to be famous as a mommi
How pathetic does a person have to be to sink this low?

>>176312489
I think it's the camera man

>>176312283
back2discord pls

>>176312489
Distance and perspective dude

>>176312283
This is why mommi's should be removed.

>>176312283
>Broke your laws
Gud jerb mommi

>>176291318
Wait what

>>176313061
yui > totsuka > yukinon >>>>>>>> iroha

>check out ss14
>someone made a youtube video to demonstrate a menu issue
>the game looks like early 3D flash games combined with mobile trash

ugh

>>176308834
>we tend to welcome players if they behave and adapt to the standards and arent massive greifing faggots.

to the point i cant even think about going to a different server. i reee myself back every time.

>>176313834
this looks nice tho :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X87EWgZZUA

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>Carshalash sentenced to 6 months of TG
>Morena soon to be denied for the second time
>Dragonbro as admin and invincible to even actual criticism
>Pain being a goodmin
>Nexis making antag datums
>snowmap will soon be fixed and improved on

Is this the golden age of /vg/?

>>176314057
Looks like a single player game and not something that would work multiplayer.
3D space like this is bad. Why can't they keep it 2D

>>176314336
You forgot pjb and half of the cancer necked themselves

>>176314336
you forgot all the various shitters getting the boot recently
amari ray, simon bode, renovama

>>176314336
>Pain being a goodmin

Huh? You can still tell he really gets a kick out of having power over people

>>176314336
>nexis making antag datums

wew lad

>>176314375
Actually, its more the first person and the complete first person interactions.
3D third person would work fine, with menus and interactions that aren't all animations and stuff.
Isometric would be cool too.
If anything we just need to get off byond.

>>176314375
i good part of the interactions of ss13 happens in the chat. i dont know how will they translate that into 3d, or even if its that necessary. Just give us a huge chat wall on the side and it will be 300 times better. im not comparing the two games, but if they are planning on using voip or similar to chat, it will suck ass. take for instance the arma 2 and 3 mods takistan life and altis life. the written chat is supperior in my oppinion.

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>>176314336
>Nexis making antag datums

>>176314970
Honestly, if they want to make it 3D it needs to be MMO 3D. This is what this game is really, its an MMO and it's not really much else. Sure there's unique game design and stuff but it all boils down to being a multiplayer roleplaying experience, and taking that to first person 3D will just butcher it and the experience. Just makes it more complicated than it should be.

>>176314336
>no sj_benster
>no angelite
>no senaat
>no msdd
>no shiggy
>no rainicorn
>no burnzez, iconleap or comicironic, actually good coders
???

>>176315485
All of those people were bad and are gone now, this adds to the current golden age

Which husbando do you want to cuckold?

>>176315761
I want to hold the HoS valids in front of him knowing that he'll never get them. I want him to have his last chance to be a fistfight and to lose it like the scrub he is.

>>176314336
you forgot digitalis

>>176311630
>Hello this person will receive deadly weaponry and full, captain level access, because they're space adventurer!
This is not an explanation, this is bullshit, man.

>>176310328
the sawbones boogeyman

>>176314336
>metaclub won and took over the admin team
>coders have all left
>nexis is also done with spess
>snowmap is NEVER coming back
>remake will never succeed
>/vg/ is dead

Are these the end of days for /vg/?

>>176314336
>pain
>goodmin
Pain is a shitmin to the max. He doesn't give a fuck about the actual server rules, only his own, special version of them where you cannot say anything mean about him or his buddies.
He's basically Donald Trump but with none of the money or actual power.

>>176317705
>>176317854
>Pain is Dr Wily
>Metaclub is the robots

tfw no dr light in this timeline

>>176317705
>coders have all left
blame SS14 and factorio

>>176317705
>>176318012
The coders have all """left""" for a remake about 3 different times. It'll fail then they'll come crawling back

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Reminder that you are living in nu-/vg/.
Reminder that /vg/ is not real and died a long time ago.
Reminder that everyone here is a delusional retard playing in the rotting, maggot ridden remains of a once great server.
Reminder that SS13 is dead.
Reminder that it didn't have to be this way. You only had to listen. Why didn't you listen?
Reminder that you made your bed. Now lie in it.

>>176318121
Shut up Sarca

>>176318121
Shut up Soca

>>176317274
You need a decent medkit, jetpacks, many cargo crates, guns, and other misc stuff to take on some of the stronger vaults. It is an explanation because you're not going to kill a syndicate commando mob with your fucking fists.

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>NO SLIME RACE UNTIL 4 YEARS LATER
>NIGGERS RUIN IT INTO AN EPR RACE
>FATFUS ARE SLIME PEOPLE
>I END UP BECOMING THE NEW DIZOR
>WHOSE TO SAY IT ALREADY HASN'T
>CARSH AND PLAUGE ARE THE TWO FAT FAGS LEFT

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>>176318121
I tried so hard but there's always too many bitch niggers

>>176317705
You say coders like you're incapable of following basic tutorials. If you weren't a catalog troll you'd also know that most of the coders have a very, very different out of touch vision of where the server should go so if anything the remake will be a godsend for all 3 weeks it takes them to realize yet again that they're insufferable autists and shitcan the project yet again. There's at least 1 guy working on snowmap

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>Be Dizor
>Make fat fetish art
>Expect to not be laughed at
>Gets run off the server in tears
What was he expecting

>>176319273
>this is what retards actually believe
I've cleared out every vault with just a stack of metal sheets. Git gud.
>someone has access to science for some reason
>"can I have a few advanced egun kits?"
>"going to space"
>they end up dying like an into just retard anyway
Every time.

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>peak in /vg/ thread
>immediately leave

This is why people use discord, you're all just retarded shitposting autists.

>>176312489

Look at his position on the marble path in the reflection

Look how the marble path is visible on the right of the photo

>>176319839
anonymous shitposters is worth avoiding the clique drama that comes from discords

>>176319770
Girder spam is for fags

>>176319839
Cool man

>>176318189
That's not me, but I agree with him. I don't post using reaction images. He probably disagrees with me though and thinks some other cancerous period of /vg/ is a golden age.

>>176319839
Fuck off Carsh. Discord is cancer and defeats the purpose of the server being a place for 4chan users to play. The point is in anonymity and avoiding metafriending shitters like you.

>>176320409
And I prove myself right. This is just some butthurt bay faggot complaining about some imaginary Hippie influx

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/Xwxsj28.jpg/

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>>176314454
>pjb necked himself
For a minute there you had my hopes up until I realized you were talking about him leaving to code the remake. He'll be back, sadly. He has nothing else going for him in life.

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>tfw couldn't upload these laws and save the station

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>>176321429
>nanotransen
>nanotraNsen

>>176321429
Don't be a dick to the silicons. That shit is an ungodly chore.

>>176321429
>Nanotransen
>NanotraNsen
>lowercase t
It's NanoTrasen you fuck

>>176321532
NAYNOWTRAYNEHN

>>176321429
Wow you are very good at the meemees

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>AI is rogue AI is rogue!
>Fuck you HoS why are you arresting me, AI is rogue!
>FUCK YOU SHITTER FUCK YOU
>*suicides*
>AI was subverted like 5 minutes before the end of round, while these shitters tried to fight it for at least an hour
>A bunch of retards tried to kill me over it as well

>>176321429
should've put the full BRAAAAP pasta in there as separate laws tee bee aich

>>176321826
>BRAAAAP pasta
post it

>>176321429
1. You may not misinterpret your laws.
2. I'M GONNA MUNCH
3. I'M GONNA CRUNCH

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>>176322584
DELET THIS

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>>176322584
I changed my mind. Don't post it.

>>176321774
you are a shit hos

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>>176322584
you're the reason god doesnt talk to us anymore

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>>176321429
>give the crew daily trips to Chic-fil-A
The station would have a happier crew if this law was concrete.

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>>176319624
Hey, Plague, you know you can stop dry jerking it for attention, I'll give you a goddamn (you) before you get evicted from your house or die from an actual seizure.
You're a goddamn trash human who tries their best to slither into someone's trust to get what ever you can squeeze out of them and then if they refuse you or cross you, you discard them or use them as a scape goat to goad attention for yourself. Apparently I'm not the first asshole to give you trust with how some of your old rp partners from Da and Fa have had comments when looking into some of your old hunting grounds.
If you truly really are wishing to fix shit and not just lying out your dickhole for five minutes of fame (which given youve gone out of your way to keep this bullshit up, pic related) you would do best to never bring shit up again and stop shitting up the thread more than you already do. And if you really are so poor you're going to get evicted stop begging for video games and paying for art and fix your goddamn life.

>>176321429
>nanontrasen
>captian
gee i wonder what could go wrong

>>176323486
Sorry bro, but I'm not that boogieman. I'm legitimately curious why he didn't expect that art to be spammed everyday in every thread.

>>176323598
dude isnt even a boogieman, just a dickhead who isnt very clever

its cult
check the vox outpost and the room near the satellite, left to the entrance portal

>>176323392
>Chic-fil-A no longer exists
>Only way they can reach it is the afterlife
>Bladmafudd >'XDDDD^D

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>>176323486
That actually isn't me. Dizzy. Nice attempt though.

>>176323735
Sure, I don't really know the drama between those gay lovers. I just think it's funny that he made that art and didn't expect it to be spammed. This is my last post related to this, stay safe

>>176323870
guy assumed he wouldnt be betrayed by his friends, in which he shared private material with in confidence
he has every right to be angry desu

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>>176324061
He shouldn't be so naive, and trusting. That's the point here. If life teaches you anything it's not to be trusting of most people until you know them well enough. You have to put the effort in, and time to know someone.

>>176324061
Art will be shared. To believe otherwise you gotta have fetal alcohol syndrome

>>176324061
>friends
Why anyone would want to call the people you meet through ss13 friends is beyond me

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>>176324214
>become friends with someone over months
>"You should never trust your friends because theyre all gonna backstab you. your fault for trusting someone you trust lel"

is /vg/ the gayest sever?
>everyone is either male or a tranny
>everyone obsesses over waifus (male)
>some pretend they are not gay (usually a gay thing

>>176324061
u'd think dizor would have some THICK skin

>>176324226
sharing and spamming it daily to shitpost are two different things
if you cant tell the difference i think its you whos suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome senpai

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>>176324446
Too bad he wasn't born with any.

>>176324493
Someone shared it then a catalog troll rakes in the you's. If anyone's at fault it's him for believing that people could be better than they're forced to be when he couldn't bear with that result.

>>176324443
I guess.

>being so upset that someone posted your fetish art that you throw a fit and leave a community

this is the behavior the discord breeds

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>>176324226
Yeah well I wouldn't have been upset if he did it on the proper board and then tried coming off as a good guy with the whole "I'm just doing it to advertise for him" angle when I explicitly told him not to. And hell, most other people I frequently chat with have enough restraint not to post em in the wrong places, I was hoping he'd have the right amount of chromosomes to make the same courtesy but I guess that just shows we're both retarded and I should never do anything for anyone ever again unless there's money involved, since me apparently refusing to draw him fat grey and skrell is what got him started on his shitty crusade to piss me off.
Fuck, I don't even care if people know what I've done, it's the fact that he so bold face ruined what little trust I had left for him and posting my non blue board shit here while trying to get people to feel sorry for him after the few people that could tolerate his existence blocked him.

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>>176324674
I know I'm hated regardless if I tried to fix things so fuck it. I'm just rolling with the punches at this point, if Dizor wants to hate me for sharing the art, or "his fans". Then, that's their agenda.

>>176324975
>a freak with a disgusting fetus has unsurprisingly acts like a disgusting freak

Don't know what you expected

>>176324674
Never mind the discord, let them fester.
Have you seen this fucking thread? Skim through it top to bottom and tell me it isn't laughably pathetic how much these chodes lack substance in their lives.
I got here a week ago and I'm already considering fucking off elsewhere because /vg/ is undeniably for drama queens and dungeon eunuchs.

>>176324975
You really need to take a chill pill then block off your weekend for stamping out any belief in humanity you had. I don't know how you are thing fucked up this late in life unless you're 14

>>176325151
go ahead and leave

>>176325151
No other servers are any better so good luck

>>176324659
honestly what kind of fucked up reasoning is that
>its his fault for trusting someone he didnt know to be a shitposting troll
>its not the backstabbers fault its the fault of the man who was stabbed, the backstabber had to do it because thats how he has to be!

plaguewalker a gud boy he dindu nuffin
he wuz just begging every day for fat art for his fetish so he could put duh money into duh school programs!!

>>176325264
The server is pretty fine

>>176324975
TAKE IT TO THE DISCORD FATTY. YOU WERE A SHIT ADMIN AND THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARE ARE THE CIRCLEJERKERS IN THE DISCORD

>>176325346
You put a steak on the floor, the dog's gonna eat it. You shouldn't feel betrayed that he is what he is.

>>176325382
Just ignore the thread then dummy

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>>176325175
stop excusing your own shit behavior
people do not need to assume everyone in a who dunnit roleplay murder myster atmos sim is gonna act like a greyshit ingame and out of game you fucking autist

>>176325506
>DUUHHH ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE TO ACT LIKE A JACKASS, I HAVE DUH AUTISM DURRRR

>>176325675
Fuck off fatty

>>176325264
False.
The drama going on right now makes this server objectively worse than Citadel.

>>176325675
I'm not him, I'm giving you a reality check so you stop hurting yourself.

>>176325759
This "drama" literally doesn't leak into the server itself.

>>176315485
sj is a fucking war criminal
thingolus did nothing wrong

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>>176325757
im not your boogieman
>>176325840
never said you were senpai
awfully suspicious that a shitposter is excusing another shitposter of their psychopathic tendancies though

>>176325956
Fuck off fatty

Dizor, you were a pussy for leaving and a bigger pussy for letting art you wilingly made for people to embarass you, leaving the best server out there just because of one retard isnt right and you know that. Man up and accept you made the art, accept people will shitpost with it and just stay anyways.

>>176325853
>literally
As opposed to metaphorically?

>>176325956
I didn't excuse anything. For the most part people aren't better than what they're forced to be. Don't expose yourself if you can't take it going south and certainly don't abloo bloo bloo like he skinned your cat and gave it to you as a hat.

>>176326082
Literally.

>>176326023
quit spamming the thread
>>176326123
sorry you have never experience friendship anon
maybe one day someone will love you

>plaguewalker brings up dizor drama again

JUST FUCKING GO TO YOUR DISCORD AND STAY THERE DRAMAFAGS

>>176325956
Jeff Magnum is my husband.
Will I be banned if I play as Jeff and tell everyone about my undying love for Anne Frank while I sit and play guitar in the bar?

Is Plaguewalker the next morena, except really fucking shit and the drama is even more pointless?

>>176326198
shut the fuck up retard, you're shitting up the thread

>>176326198
Fuck off fatty

>>176326296

The solution is to not reply.
Stop fucking feeding them.

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Jesus, dizor calm the fuck down. At, this rate you're going to give yourself an anuerism by the time you're in your 30's. Just let go, it already happend it's over and done with. If you're trying to ruin an already broken public image there's no real point seeing as I can just do it fine on my own. Because, really what the hell does it matter in the end. You were backstabbed. End of story, we've all been there at one point and another so unless you wanna take this any further we can end it here, and let sleeping dogs lie. Okay? Because, really we're both shit heads at this point. I already ruined your image, I came to realize what I did and regretted it. I moved on, and I now know I'll have to live with that knowledge.

>>176326198
I do, with actual people. your little slice of e-pussy just wanted to more for the spank bank while you fell into some delusion of friendship. You sound like a chuuni spouting shit like betrayed.

more like gaywalker heh heh also who the fuck is dizor ---- the surfer girl

will ERP for drama

>>176326398
You idiots took it out of the discord and now the catalog trolls have everything they need to roleplay with each other. Settle in cause we're gonna get weeks of this shit.

>>176326497
Nice try Emilia pretending to be surfer

t.Avada pretending to be Rin

Can't we all just be nice to each other and enjoy this fun game together? There's nothing to be achieved with all this pointless bickering and everyone is pointing fingers and naming names with no proof or anything.

Come on, we have a wonderful little community here and we shouldn't spoil it! Let's all get on and play some spess!

>>176326636
fuck you

>I mean, Morena did get a new ckey and someone had linked them in the thread like a few days later because of how the IsBanned logs work. I'm afraid there's not really much you can easily do about that.

Kammerjunk, I don't think the IsBanned thing happens if you don't play on your other ckey for a while. I've used multiple ckeys for this server and just checked the logs and it only does the IsBanned check for the one I logged in on. Maybe this is because I've logged on for months? Though I think it's because I haven't logged on for my alt ckey in months so it stopped checking.

If Morena played on their new ckey it should not check morena. Also desu if anyone tries to start shit with them on their new ckey it's an obvious case of metagrudge, nobody will have a chance to grudge them if they get OOC banned and Appearence banned

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>>176326636
Sec stole my insulated gloves, toolbelt, and the clowns pda there can be no peace

>>176326636
the mods warned me for brap posting and I have nothing to live for anymore

>>176326815
Someone shouldn't have to be ooc or appearance banned because other people are grudging them

>>176326815
I don't think they should change ckey, that's unfair to them to be honest. If people are gonna metagruge them they should get the boot for a few days

>>176326965
>>176326996
If whorena wasn't such a piece of shit it wouldn't have come to it. Hundreds of players go through their day without it.

>>176322584
say "*fart

>>176326497
more like dizbore --- the ginger beach

i cant fucking join to this specific server right now
i can join any other
but its either the connection closed message or the "there seems to be problem with byond" like when you try to join when the server is not up
this happens once in a while but these last days it has happened too many times
i got the byond version the server uses
any help with this?

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>>176326527
>catalogue trolls are better roleplayers than the players in game

>>176327230
I think I remember somebody saying once that there was an automatic filter for new BYOND accounts, have you just made yours recently?

>>176326965
>>176326996
I agree with both of you, but let's be honest our admins are lazy, corrupt and mostly a bit shit. If Morena made a new ckey, turned off ooc and didn't static female they would probably have a much nicer time.

I think they made a mistake in appealing publicly anyway, and announcing they were going to appeal in the thread. They won't accept doing anything to reduce drama in game probably. They should've PM'd pain on discord and worked out a deal, he thinks he's the trump of ss13 so he'd love being able to bargain with someone and enforce shitty rules on them to feel like he outsmarted them.

>>176326398
Shut up fatty

>>176327315
nope, like 2 years ago

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>When you didn't make the admin cut but still want to act like one

>>176327449
Make me nigger.

>>176290026
>they start metagrudging me
>laugh my ass thinking i trigguered some fat neckbeard by not calling his precious character "she"

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>>176326636
I DON'T GIVE A HEE HO

>>176290026
>excuse to a cyborg as "stompy mean robot that yells at me for opening firelocks"
>"excuse me, but I'm a cyborg."
>"sure you are" I say, as I pry open another flashing firelock with a crowbar

>>176327856
I just want everyone to be happy ;-;

Morena will be appearence banned and ooc banned. Solarious was so morena must be too as her ban was worse.

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>>176327992

>>176327918
>>excuse to a cyborg as "stompy mean robot that yells at me for opening firelocks"
>excuse to a cyborg
nigga what

I just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WIZARDS
REALLY FUN ROUNDS
REALLY FUCKIGNFUN ROUNDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>walk within sight of a wizard
>he hits himself with a fireaxe
>I die
>he walks away without a problem
pain mirror is fucking broken now