Dota 2 gen /d2g/

RTZ
T
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i want the slark immortal so bad

>>176276052
too late
this exists

>>176276243
No-one wants to go to your thread, please stop trying so hard
Also, telling people to report a thread is against the rules

>>176276243
if it has the same info, what's the difference?

>>176276313
If we're going by the rules,

Rule 3.
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

He's being LE EPIK TROLLE by making it d2gen, as theres thread history with the subject.

>>176276349
The naming policy of the general
We've had countless threadwars of people doing this retarded shit.
How about we fucking stop doing this shit already and we wont have to do this shit

>>176276436
This thread is older than your shitty other thread.

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>Wake up
>Our boy RTZ is stream

>>176276538
This thread is also improperly labeled and named

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>>176276546
I missed him so much

>>176276073
Either get lucky or shill out 80 shekels on the market

I didnt learn until i got to level 900

>>176276715
we all did

>>176277234
YOU ARE LEVEL 900 AND YOU DIDNT GET IT? VALVE GOING FULL JEW MODE

I'm going to marry Lanaya!

Busty!
Cute!
No Penis!
Sexy!

HEY NEWFAGS WE DON'T USE DOTA GEN THREADS

MIGRATE

>>176275979 (Cross-thread)
>>176275979 (Cross-thread)
>>176275979 (Cross-thread)

>>176277308
I have a friend who's like... 1900 now? still no Slark.

>>176277705
jesus, that sucks

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>Falling for the compendium meme

>>176277810
>others spending their money triggers the dotard

>>176277810
>People bought the compendium before a new balance patch came out to see if this game wasn't shit anymore

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>>176278134
Good goy.

>>176278157
>Unironically getting Jewed

>>176277234
>80 shekels
that already sounds more worth than opening chests to get it

>>176278364
kys

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>nu/d2g/ fell for the dota 2 gen shitposter
makes me sad to see how shit this place has become

>>176278249
dumb charlesposter

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>>176278417

>>176278504
hey its that medic melee weapon from tf2

>>176278319
if you are lucky, you will get it for 80 shekels. until people start to charge upwards of a couple hundred bucks for it because it was a year long wait.

but yeah, you can probably find a couple for 80 on the market before then

>>176278396
you

>>176278409
just move to the actual general
iircs mods know of the thread wars and know the course of action, considering d2gen was made early

>>176278561
this is the actual gen?

>>176278532
No that would be Hippocrates

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POST 20 PICTURES OF WINDRUNNER EVERY THREAD!

The fuck is 'gen'?

Chill version of "general", for people who take it easy

>>176278918
Efficient way to filter out the autists.

>>176277308

Last ti igot to 1000 and ended up just buying chests when they where marketable.

Even after level 1000 it took 30 dollars worth of chests to get the fv baby rattle immortal

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I'm posting ITT and you can't stop me autist

>queue for white man's ranked
>3,8k avg game
>enemy has 6,3(!)k mmr mid
>still win

wew

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>bout to get to 3.3k
>intentional feeder -25
>this happens 3 DAYS in a row
This one had a level 1000 battle pass.
This dude pays $400 to intentionally feed.

>>176279093
Hey he's fueling a larger prize pool so whatever man

>axe gets a new immortal this ti

Watch it be a fucking belt.

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>>176279093
>check his profile
>23000 hours of dota

DAC 2015 immortals were the peak of hats tbqh

>>176279280
>want to buy the dac 2015
>old compendiums are not supported

Fuck you volvo.

>>176279338
The immortals are in the market chucklefuck

>>176279382
Fuck you, I want the emoticons ;_;

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>>176279247
>958 days of being logged into dota

>>176279247
>>176279458
Steam hours are a meme. Check his dotabuff profile and look his hours in-matches.

>>176279029
What's next for Mushi's career bros?

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I-ITS NOT FAIR BROS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TOP E-SPORT AND TOP ASSFAGGOTS
WE ARE N-NOT DEAD, RIGHT?

>>176279756
retiring, he won't go anywhere with his current team

>>176280774
Blame valve and, guess what? They actually read reddit so go there and do you.

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>>176280774

>>176280774
wojak was a mistake

artsissy strim

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>dotards still do not understand how sports work

>buy a goy pass
>play international ranked
>oh boy I got a good team and we're stomping–
>get DC'd
>restart everything
>After Several Attempts to Connect, the Server Did Not Respond
>no indication of poor network conditions will save my ass and everyone abandoned or not

Fuck you Gabe you fat piece of shit

>go 29/5/16 on shadow feed
>104k hero damage and 14,3k building damage
>our "carry" wraith king gets outdamaged by our dazzle
>lose

so THIS is the power of the forced 50... whoah..

>watch shartour stream
>get headache from his spastic camera movement

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is this the lina build order

>>176281789
>normal skill
>200 games
>42% winrate
yeah you're in such a deep trench that your build order literally does not matter

>arteezy gets no bashes
>sb gets a million bashes

>>176282024
got it boss.

tfw no fellatio hero

tps should be free and cost no mana

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>wake up from a nap
>our boy is streaming
Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.

>>176282742
they should also only go back to the fountain and be interrupted when you take damage

>>176282840
Hi box.. You went away again..

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>>176282871
yea thats a great idea

>>176283041
don't forget no cooldown
also only have some of the heroes available for players each week, it's too complicated for newer players. They should have to purchase the other heroes when they're ready to experience the full roster.
Items are also too varied, the different abilities you can get are just too complicated, it's better to just have them be stat bonuses to each hero and of course have a new stat that increases spell damage

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>>176283009
>name calling
>...
Sorry dotards I won't be making good memes on here anymore, reddit here I come.

>>176283182
Did i confuse you with someone? Sorry then anon..

>>176283182
Can you teach me how to become a successful meme creator like you, anon?

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>>176283542
the skill of meme creating is something which one borns with and cannot be learnt

Mask of Madness is dogshit

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What went wrong?

>>176283880
41 tower dmg

>>176283880
(you) posting 1,5 years old match

How do you build PA? Is Vlads actually a thing? Is early vanguard stupid?

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>Singsing is streaming
>my phone didn't notify me
wtf

>>176284549
Even your phone has stopped caring about Sing

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>>176284783
JUST

>>176284932
What the fuck is this playerunknown shit? The latest DayZ clone?

>>176284932
>pubg
literally no one cares

>>176284979
why do you care? no game will ever feel as good as dota does

>rtc gets a DD rune
>attack moves mid
>wins
DOTA

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who /r/dota2 here?

pubg is a thinking man's game

>>176285307
haha fuck you redditshit

>>176285271
>LC gets 500+ duel damage
>loses

>>176285339
a game where this happened would be magical

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>dota2

>>176285447
umm anon?

>>176285307
Why did you get banned, my reddit friend?

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Well /d2g/ what went wrong and what team won?

>>176285581
Radiant won because they hit towers.

>>176285581
>those items on like 80% of heroes
jesus christ spoiler that shit

Radiant, btw. Dire couldn't do shit about Serpent Wards in the end.

When's songsong going back to dota?

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>>176285518
How did we lose to a fucking card game?

>>176285624
"they"

Friendino it wasn't a team effort, look at the TD

Is timewalk at 25 a mandatory talent even if you have blink?

>Caring about streamers in 2017
I hope you guys realize that like 99% of donators are like giving away what should be their kids food and school supplies, rent and utilities you know

>>176285581
Radiant because it had Enchantress

>>176285718
Never. He's a variety streamer now anon. Like itmeJP

>>176285624
Why do you need to hit towers though? We could live peacefully if both sides agreed on it. No need for war.

we only care about singsing here

>>176285832
>itmeJP

I couldn't tell you what JP does other than rollplay anymore

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>>176285832
>itmeJP

remember when he tried to rape that chick that used to be on that dogshit D&D stream he did with iNcontroL and Ryuzilla? iNcontroL offended her while he was in character and JP sperged out and kicked him off the show.

This was all after he tried to rape her by the way.

>>176285837
aside from the ceaseless slaughter of creeps marching to their doom, of course

>>176285910
He went through a dota spree recently. He's not bad. Turns out he played dota1... which actually makes sense since he was a Blizzdrone.

>>176285581
>that shadow shaman

can anything stop shadow shaman?
>beat slark in his 1v1 lane
>went on to dominate the entire game
>did almost all his team's tower damage
>still bought wards and dust

I-Im the shadow shaman

>>176285981
I'd rape that too desu, not try, actually going ahead and just raping

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Rawr! :3 I'm lycan
*noms your tower*

>>176285981
I remember this, JP kicked Geoff from the show because he was being "mean" to Jen (the girl in your picture) when in reality Geoff was just joking around and she didn't understand because french canadians dont speak english good

>>176286085
>2012 was 5 years ago
What the fuck

>>176275820
Remove Umarus

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>playing/watching dota2 when sinned donut is streaming IRL

LUL3D

>sunder 10s cd and 0 cost
Whoever decided this was ok needs to be shot

>>176286190
It got cast time nerfed you know

>>176286181
>doing anything except watching /ourguy/ arteezy
what are you doing with your life anon

>>176286181
tell me when she actually stream her donut, meanwhile I've better things to watch

What did they change on MKs immortal in the patch
Currently suckig dicks for cash atm cant check ingame

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>>176286253

>>176286220
WOW it has cast time that makes it perfectly fine to have a 100-5% nuke on a 10s cd

How do I become an armlet toggle god like Artour?

>>176286220
>It got cast time nerfed you know
no it didn't, wtf are you on about

>>176286325
double tab the armlet button when your health is low

>>176285981
I'd tickle her ferret desu

would you fuck singsing?

What is going to happen to Iris/ d2g/? Will she die? Will Barry save her?

https://youtu.be/DY7ZXNcXOPg

>>176286538
i would fuck anything
i would fuck you

>>176286181
>the fat, autistic fuck called admiralbulldog gets to bang that
Can anyone explain? Does he make that much money?

>>176286870
He makes around $250,000 just from subs and he probably makes that again from donations so yeah he makes pretty good money.

He's in the top 100 streamers on twitch,

>>176286870
>wanting to bang that

Nigga, I wouldn't bang that unless you fucking paid me alot of money, and even then I'd have her tested for diseases first

>>176286870
>>176286998
does he still get money from Alliance?

>>176287084
>being gay
Senpai...

Why the fuck is there a bristle in every game I play?
What happened?

>>176287309
>that one guy that is still playing the game

>>176287309
Turns out Solar Crest is OP and that Bristle makes the best use of the item

>>176287309
Bristle and Troll appear whenever taking highground has become difficult

Is Lone Druid getting buffed soon? Preferably something that makes a bear focused LD more viable

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>>176286057
>beat the worst laning stage carry hero

wow its fucking nothing

>>176287747
Slark isn't that bad in lane

Hey dotards what do you think about new goypendium? Should I buy it?

>>176287747
Fuck you I thought it was pretty good, I bet you don't even play the game, you just bully us that still find it fun.

MEANIE BULLY

>Lycan with octarine
yes or no? literally 4sec downtime on shapeshift

>>176287149
he advertises them, of course

How long has Artour been streaming for? He's CSing worse than I do

>>176288079
He always last hits like that

>>176288079
6 1/2 hours

>>176287968
>he doesn't play octarine/necro/dagon lycan

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What did HotS mean by this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mSNTcC_xW3U

>>176288418
I NEED TO BREED THAT

I miss doto before the 5 gpm buffs

>17 min freefarm Battlefury becomes 10 minute and everyone has their level 3 ultimate
why even live

>>176288581
I don't really mind the pace of the game speeding up. I just wish pushing highground wasn't such a cunt right now.

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Rate my second webm ever made.

WHENS ESPORT
I DONT WANT TO WATCH LITERAL WHOS ON TWITCH QUALIFIERS

>>176288849
When will Magnus, the GoodEveryMeleeCarry, finally get real nerfs?

>>176288849
>unlimited spin

HOW DO YOU STOP HIM

Shrines ruined the game

prove me wrong

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>>176288849
7/10, rate my webm

>>176288849
Bulba invented that strat

Fucking icefrog hurry up and release a patch so singsing can play dota again...

>>176289001
>offlane gets small camp + shrine
just why

>>176288940
FREE...

...BKB?!

>>176288849
Some say he's still spinning to this day...

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What if Bulba isn't a bad player but instead intentionally misplayed Magnus so he doesn't get nerfed?

>>176289001
How?

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Wheres your Auroth fuck pussy /d2g/?

>International ranked
>calibration
>play support every game cause I can't be fucking bothered arguing with other retards who have to have the core roles
>lose 9 out of the 10 games, the only one that I won was with h4nni as my carry
>calibrate to 4.2k mmr
Dotards?

>>176289579
SUCCESS HAS A NAME

>>176289579
>signature hero
>magnus

>>176289579
>>176289743
1300 total damage

>>176289579
so he is he is like bulldog except he didn't won anything and isn't most popular dota streamer

>>176289041
>not turning before rp
>rushing blink like that
1k mmr/10

>>176289579
>half the paragraph of his "accomplishments" are literall about ONE 1 game he played in 10 years ago

>>176289836
he's like bulldog except reverse

no charisma
shitty at Dota (at his level)
shitskin

>>176289624
>calibrate to 4.2k mmr
nice try you lying fag

>>176289487
Lanes don't matter anymore
Offlaners are babysitted too much with the pulls & shrine

Mid dominance doesn't matter with the shrine.

reddit's game

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>tfw you Shartour your pants

>record some gameplay for youtube
>edit it
>upload it
>realize I had bulldog's stream open while recording and you can hear him memeing in the background

well fuck

>>176290307
>juiceshits genocided
How is this bad

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Man that trivia chat is pure cancer. People spamming like spastics, just like in twitch.

>have under 1k matches
>get pit against people with 6k, 5k, and 4k matches

Who thought this was balanced? I'd rather wait 30 minutes and do trivia the whole time than get forced into an insta-lose match because of a shit matchmaking system.

>>176290331
can't spell shartour without "our"

>>176290638
I can: shartz

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>>176290638

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>>176290681
come on dude

>>176289887
Dont bully me, i was still young :(

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>captains mode
>1 server
>search
>farm trivia points for 10 mins
>free levels

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>>176289041
>480p
>10 FPS
>tfw you finally understand why beaners are ruining all your games

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games that you just know are free losses

>enemy has lion, rasta, nyx, sven
>teammate picks huskar

>>176290307
>Lanes don't matter anymore
that's due to comeback and highground buffs, shrines has nothing to do with it except for being part of highground defences
>Offlaners are babysitted too much with the pulls & shrine
that barely changed anything, weak safe lanes were punished before if enemy wasn't stupid, now it's slightly easier to do, nothing wrong with it since lanes don't matter much
also offlane pulls became slightly harder with 7.00
>Mid dominance doesn't matter with the shrine.
>>force enemy to use shrine
>> now you have one and he doesn't

>>176290331
involunatry muscle spasms is actually a side effect of meth

had a cute asian girl on my team. we lost the game but i won

>>176291223
>6 minutes in
>0/8

I'm unironically enjoying playing as Tracer in HotS
lul
she's like faceless void with a gun and a grenade

what if at the start of a game you could type what if my hero did X, and an AI would automatically process and balance your suggestion and update the game so your hero actually did X on that game?

>>176291223
>ally picks nature prophet
>his starting items are tangoes and glove of haste
>>176291734
wait until you start puking of boredom because every game is same shit that literally plays itself

>>176290195
I would show it off but I'm at work. From what I gather, calibration relies a lot on your account mmr, which is just some hidden mmr thing. I'm a 5k in solo ranked.

>>176291870
wtf im horny now

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>tfw no clingy cute anime girl gf to bully you while you play dota

why live

>>176291994
calibration cap was set to 3.5k mmr couple of months ago

>>176292000
It's a pretty big ask to get someone to pretend "bully" you in a relationship

Try hiring a prostitute and/or dominatrix

>>176291009
My pc is shit..

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>tfw no qt anime girl to sit in front of you while you play dota
>tfw you will never sniff a girl's hair that smells like strawberries
>tfw no cute girl to visit you at your home just to give you food because you've been playing too much dota
>tfw no cute anime girl will sleep in your lap because you ignored her for so long and played dota instead
>tfw you will never feel this cute feeling

why live

>>176291994
>>176292081
nvm i rechecked it and it's only true for new accounts, sorry for doubting you anon

>>176292527
i would be ur gf irl but i'm not a girl

|===> ATTENTION DOTARDS <===|

Solo ranked mode doesn't actually make your games solo ranked but just hides parties.

Enjoy your placebo.

Whatever
Solo ranked was more needed when you were played with 4s and 3s, now it doesn't matter

>>176292731
what

>>176292731
>>176292775
the UI doesn't group parties together visually on the post game screen

>>176291009
>480p

what the actual fuck?

even phones have better resolution... is he playing on a WW2 era computer?

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>reddit is already choking on fata's cock

At least now we can say without a doubt that he's reddit's guy

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*blocks your path*

>>176293237
I wish I could choke on Lina's cock tBh

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>>176293546
I know you have never seen a naked female before, but girls have no cocks. Trust me on this anon.

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>>176285339
This was me yesterday, couldn't end vs Luna, Invoker, techies. Ended game with 568 duel damage or something.

>>176285740

Because Hearthstone actually has high quality streamers that stick to schedules.

>>176276073
Tfw level 800 and got the slark immortal on my last chest after autosticlyspaming the ultra rare icon while openning chest

>>176285740
Because when you lose in hearthstone, it's not the fault of some fuckass peruvian kid who doesn't know a lick of English out of the 5 people in your team nor does it take an hour to lose a lost game

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>>176294091
>autosticlyspaming
when you're so autistic that you automatically to autistic things.

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Update, won 3 more.

>>176294207
nice blog +1

So what's the best way to get out of low priority nowadays? Forced to abandon during picking phase twice over the past few days.

>>176294297
thanks man

>>176294345
mute everyone and play as best you can
dota_chat_mute_everyone 1

>>176294136
instead its the fault of shitty rng
competitive hearth stone should be classified as gambling

>>176294345
any hero that can feed on others with shadowblade like sven/troll/legion/lina

>>176285740
>addictive game with steep learning curve developed by medium sized company vs addictive game that caters to retarded kids developed by big company
gee i wonder
>>176294005
i guess they can afford it since you don't need to practice for hours every day both alone and with team to remain good hearthstone player
>>176294136
yeah you lose to fucking rng which is almost the same thing

>>176292731
>>176292775
>>176293013
wtf i hate valve even more now

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Uhm, dotards?

>>176292731
yeah not buying it
it will display your opponents parties fine if you have it enabled

>>176294619
What's the point of posting a picture from 5 years ago, a picture already posted a few billion times, with an imgur filename and ask "Uhm, dotards?"
What did you expect to achieve doing that?

>>176294707
>yeah not buying it
Well then stop replying to some retard fuck fishing for easy (you)s
is it summer time already?

>>176294817
perhaps he has some sort of proof

>>176294728
You were stupid enough to reply

>>176291009
>>176293115
I obviously toned down the size, cmon boys..

>>176294885
Want another reply? Your life must be really sad when you post stupid shit in hopes for a reply, so I'll be kind. Here we go.

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>CM is most picked hero in Kiev
>everyone started firstpicking her in 6k too
REEEE STOP DOING THAT SHE IS MY MOST FAVORITE HERO

>>176294817
>>176294885
what is going on with the (you) market that we need to ration our replies

>>176294860
If there was proof everyone would be talking about it.

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>tfw just popped a Xanax and got all day to play Dota the 2

>>176295029
A patch is about to drop. Everyone is a bit nervous since they value of (you)s and certain memes may change suddenly. A lot of people prefer to hold on them and see what happens.

>In my car, stopped at traffic lights
>Fully obeying all the rules of the road
>Get rear ended by a guy doing 60 in a 20 zone
>Another guy in front of me driving the wrong way hits me as well, even though he had plenty of time to swerve or brake
>Bleeding, I crawl out of my wreck of a car
>Some guy in a tshirt with a dota logo on it comes over
>"LMAO how can you get in a car accident? Learn to drive better, this was completely your fault. You are the only constant"

Really made me do a thinky

how much money does pros earn per month implying they dont win anything from the price pool on any tournament?

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>>176295127
>tfw my wife just left for a 1 week business trip to Detroit so can play Dota 24/7

>>176295127
how long does that shit last
I want to try modafinil & ranked but I tilt easy

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>>176295195
(You)

>>176295256
depends on the team

Sumail has a 6 figure salary for example

>>176295262
just make sure you don't piss off her son

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>>176295313
(you)

>>176295340
Lets say a team that sometimes qualifies to the Majors, sometimes dont.

>>176294207
solid win streak lad, keep it up.

>>176295415
Salaries are not public, nobody knows that.

MMR reset when
The game doesn't even need leagues, just a reevaluation every year

>>176295505
t. new

>>176295539
they had a paid reset last year
nothing changed

>>176295463
thanks man

>>176294207
poor lad, when forced 50 finally kicks he'll dorp back straight to wc3 dota.

>>176295415

DC are getting 4k a month

Anons, I think I just had my first physically painful game of Dota last night.

Hour and a half long, playing in a 3 stack, random disruptor in the matched 2 stack kept intentionally blocking our ancients because "We didn't need them." When his buddy Alchemist fed Bloodseeker hard mid. I did really well as offlane bristleback, and we eventually won, but my arms were cramped to hell and back and still hurt today.

Is this the pain that Fear had to go through daily when playing with Artour?

>>176295262
Tell her to look up my homie jamal on 8th and James St, i aint seen him in a hot minute

>>176295585
you mean an optional, paid, service that could only increase your MMR

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>>176295262
>1 week business trip to Detroit

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New hero :

Calyhx, The Black Thief

Int, Meele

Skill 1 : Scout Wolf
Summons Scout Wolves to watch over. Each wolf have an ability called "Bite" where they leap and bite the target then disappears dealing slow and damage.

Bite damage : 60/120/180/240
Bite Range : 400/450/500/550
Wolf Speed : 400
Slow : 40%
Duration : 1/2/3/4
Wolf Duration : 8/10/12/14

Cooldown : 20

Skill 2 : Fade
Disappears as Calyhx scatters his shadows. Upon dodging an attack, his attack speed and movement speed is increased.

Attack speed : 60/70/80/90
Movement speed : 10%
Fade duration : 1.22

Cooldown : 15/13/11/9

Skill 3 : Mind Reader
Steals the last passive that the enemy proc'd.
Can steal item passives.

Duration : 40/80/120/160
Cast Range : 850

Cooldown : 40

Skill 4 : Mirage
Creates multiple illusions inside Calyhx, Each illusion attacks the random nearest target.
Every illusion has a chance to trigger passives.

Attack interval : 0.55/0.40/0.25
Illusion damage : 45%
Detection Radius : 450
Duration : 25

Cooldown : 60

>>176282871
That is a terrible idea. What would be the point of bashes and heroes with spell immunity carrying tp's when pushing??? Do you even think before you try to """"""Fix"""""" this game?

>>176295539
what would that achieve
many players will be mad because their hard-earned mmr will go to waste and everyone will get roughly the same numbers as they had before reset after half the year or so

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>>176295826

>>176295826
>Black Thief
don't you think that "thief" is a bit redundant

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>tfw I fucking hate this game, and I only play it because my gf likes it and I want her to play with me instead of her stupid friends but she keep going to play with them because I rally suck

I dont know what else to do, I spend all the free time I have playing or watching videos to learn but I still hate it and I think thats why I think I suck, because I know its shit and it doesnt worth it.

All I can do now is to show her memes I found here so she can laugh I guess...

>>176283169
>league
Good post friendo.
I'm sick and tired of the attitude of the 4chan dotards. They try to justify the stupidest ""fixes"" I have ever seen. 7.00 Fixed so much broken shit i'm glad they made the update.

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>>176295127
>>176295262
>tfw unemployed so get to play dota on shitty old computer all the time at 15fps

>>176295956
i need to sound more edgy

whatever you do don't post CM

>>176295956
i imagine a nigger dota hero

ok i wont

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>>176296121
you're not my mom, you can't tell what to do

>>176294707
>it will display your opponents parties fine if you have it enabled

what? parties shouldn't be in ranked at all, nice logic stupid asshole.

>>176288849
how the hell is he spinning for so long? is this ability draft or something?

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>>176296174
YOU LITTLE BITCH

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What would be a good idea for a 4th attribute that wouldn't trigger d2g autism if implemented?

>>176296174
crystal slut highlighting optimal gangbang locations

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>>176296151
......HEY!

>>176296305
Wisdom except as it goes up in-game you become smarter in real life.

>>176296185
>parties shouldn't be in ranked at all
just because you need to be comforted knowing your teammates are sperglords like yourself your opponents aren't bound by that

>>176286305
>Stuns
>Silences
BKB only lasts for 10 seconds? After that he's dead.

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>>176296307

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>>176296305
you could sneakily revert game to 6.82 and /d2g/ will whine about game becoming casual and turning into league

Haven't played since 6.80, what are the major changes?

>>176296358
/d2g/ doesn't actually play the game so that wouldn't work either.

>>176283612
wow this was some new kind of refined shit lmao

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>game is so alive that i never get to play trivia because the queue pops instantly

>>176296305

Luck

increasing the stat improves GPM and gold gained from minion kills. Its a support centered stat

>>176296440
nothing much, og once again won the last major

>>176296305
Charisma, improves communication skills with teammates

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>>176296305
New attribute

SLUT - changes what animates are played when performing certain actions and modifies the heroes cosmetics

ur all garbage

>>176296629
mmr?

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>>176296680
>luck
>not stating it improves all of your RNG rolls while actually having no effect whatsoever

>>176296808
low 4k australia

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>prizepool growth slowing down rapidly

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>If you soloqueue you still get parties, it's just hidden
>Despite the inconsistencies this would cause in the API where the same match would basically have to be filed twice, once from the soloqueuer's view, and another from the actual party's view so it shows consistency in match records
>Somehow a basic flaw as enormous as "the same match (same picks and stats, even if the profiles are separated and hidden) occurred twice, but one time it didn't have a party" went undetected
>I'm expected to believe that post

>>176296895
Does anyone has the graphs compairing the last 3 years per week?

>>176296895
so like with every crowdfunded project?
>>176296965
http://dota2.prizetrac.kr/international2017

>>176296895
just like it does every year until the second immortal release

>>176296816
thats a balance nightmare waiting to happen. It would push RNG reliant heroes like WK and PA over the top

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>>176297007
>>176297035
I meant in comparison to last year

We were 650k ahead now only 586k ahead

It's over dotards DED GAEM

>>176297062
Who's WK? Did you mistype SK? Skeleton Kings RNG is luck based

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>>176297121
what
frogposters need to be gassed

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>>176297165
DEAD GAME

this is with people having to shell out more for a higher level compendium and you're barely beating last year

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>>176297062
>"no effect whatsoever"
>a balance nightmare

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>>176297165
DEAD DEAD DEAD GAME FUCKING DOTARDS BTFO LMAO BASED LAME DEAD GAME RIP IN PISS RETARDED DOTARDS LMAO

DEAD

FUCKING

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

RETARDED

DOTAAAAAAAAAAADS

since dota 2 is a dead game which game should i switch to ? lol or hots ?

>>176297415
sc2

>>176297415
dota 1 goat

>>176297415
clash of clans friend, you can't be playing those dead old personal computer games that can't be carried around

>>176296680
>related to last hitting creeps
>support centered

>>176297415
Hoots Underwatch Heatstone and War Craft:bradwar

>>176297415
Go abstract: vainglory.

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what would happen to /vg/ if people stopped replying to shitposters?

>>176295826
Can you autistic wannabe herodesigners go make fake hearthstone cards or something?

>>176297527
>13 new posts
they would get gold for standing near a creep death.

that way supports could box and still get like +3 gold per nearby minion death or so.


>>176297415
Heroes of Newerth is practically Dota2.
They still have Classic Faceless Void kit.

>>176297816
So it's for 2k carries then?

Was it better when you were able to sell abandoned allies items? We had a tinker abandon 40 minutes in, being unable to control him or sell his items felt fucking sad

what's a megasub?

>>176298089

you give the streamer 10 dollars instead of 5 like the absolute loser you are

>>176298391
subscribing to a twitch streamer has to be the most sickeningly post modern thing know to man

>>176298089
another word for Megacuck

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why is d2g always triggered by anything that means spending money?

>>176296174
what map is that?

>>176298902

because dota 1 was free and it was unironically better than Dota 2

>>176299045

it's the legacy map, we don't talk about that here

>>176299072
that's the most stupid post I've read in a while

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>"mounted" heroes

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>>176299195
>hero is killed
>mount dies at the same time

>be 1k
>gain 100 mmr yesterday with great performances
>lose 100 mmr yesterday to stuff like a mid who gets 4 last hits by level 7 and a luna who goes glaives aura glaives aura glaives aura glaives aura

>>176299315
>be 1k

how old are you
for how long have you been playing dota?