Mass Effect General- /meg/

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Remember to stay vigilant and report all BT posters.

Cora is a cute weabloo

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>>176250486
Nth for best romance.

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Fifth for best romance.

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>>176250486
Somethingth for true love

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Should I put a vintage heatsink thingy on sidewinder? I feel like it doesn't have enough ammo.

Is there fanfic where femtur fucks human male with a strapon?

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>>176250721
Cora deserves Peebs

>>176251058
Vetra pls go, you have kett to kill.

>>176251074
She's not into women tho.

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>>176250925
All of these are right.

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Patch when?

>>176251229
Next Monday

>>176251229
go away disgusting homo degenerate

>>176251229
you're worse than the raptorfuckers

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>>176251307
>you're worse than the master race

I mean it's true, but it's not much of an insult.

>>176251307
There's nothing wrong with having sex with cute raptor girls.

>>176251229
SOON

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>>176250486
>EA keeps getting away with it

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#th for waifufaggotry is AWESOME.

>>176250953
Bio-Converter is much better than Heat Sink.

>>176251716
Why are you buying the game?

>>176251886
I own EA stocks

>>176251936
Real talk?

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>>176252036
Who knows.

tfw ull never get kissu from sara

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>>176252272
You will not.

>>176252272
Sorry that's for Jaal only

>>176252561
Fucking degenerate

>>176252758
If kissing your lover is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Patch when? Don't reply with soon, faggots

>>176252968
with soon, faggots

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>>176251307
>implying the one Gil post can even compare to the 400+ Vetra posts

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>>176253013
DIE

>>176252968
Probably tomorrow.

>>176252968
I'm betting at the end of May

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Yes this Ryder is female.

>>176254278
female (man)

How would you guys have rewritten ME 3 ending?

>>176254456
you mean he is a pidor?

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>>176252272
>tfw no Sara kissu
>no Ashley kissu

;__;

>>176254472
I wouldn't. Fuck that game.
Sometimes you just need let it go.

>>176254472
change the reapers' true purpose. It's so stupid it makes me mad.

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>>176254278
>that figure
>that hair and face
>Bo
>female

>>176254523
no, it is a trap

>>176254761
Don't worry I check. I don't want any male Ryder/Jaal art.

>>176254852
It's not one of those situations where it's actually a trans Ryder, is it?

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>>176254839
sounds pidor to me

>>176255283
It's transcendentalism Ryder.

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>>176255283
No, 100% female. She's looks feminine in her other pics.

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>>176255317
As a Bong I feel personally offended by that picture. What the actual fuck are some of those? Neutrois? Two-spirit? Fucking what?

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DING

>>176254701
I would have 4 endings I think would be better (then again anything would be better than color coded endings).

1) Shepard successfully develops anti-reaper weapons and counter-measures. Using these tools, the civilizations of galaxy successfully wage a war of attrition against the Reapers. Billions die but the Reapers are destroyed.

2) Shepard does the above but negotiates a peace treaty with the Reapers. The Reapers then retreat from the galaxy, maybe to return one day.

3) Shepard fails. Everyone dies and the Cycle continues.

Hidden Ending

4) Shepard finds out why the Reapers are doing what they're doing and solves the problem (original dark energy plotline maybe). Seeing no need to continue the Cycle, Reapers share all their knowledge with civilizations of the galaxy ushering in a golden age.

Plus I'd also have slides for every companion, major character, important location, and civilization. A proper fucking epilogue.

>>176254587
>mfw these wounds will never heal

Anons? Can anyone give me a hand with Cora's loyalty mission? My journal's giving me the directive to "Speak to Cora about the asari ark", but she won't go to her room in the bio-lab for me to do so; she keeps wandering around the ground floor in engineering. I've been in and out of the ship several times.

I have:
* Maxed out viability on Eos, Havarl, Voeld and Eldaan
* Spoken to Sloane Kelly for the first time
* Unlocked the system where you go to investigate the Turian Ark
* Found the crashed turian stasis pods on Eldaan
* Spoken to Vehn Tehv, the angara traitor, as part of the "Hunting the Archon" priority ops quest

I have not:
* Gone to the Kadara Slums or Kadara Badlands
* Found the transponder used by the Archon to contact Vehn Tehv
* Gone to the system with the Turian Ark and Vetra Loyalty Mission quests in it

Can anyone clue me in on what I need to do before Cora will show me to the Asari Ark?

I think my issue is that I haven't actually found the Turian Ark yet, so Cora's loyalty mission is supposed to still be On Hold...

>>176255774
Might as well do the main quest. I don't think your far enough to do it yet.

>>176255774
have you tried talking to her when she's out of her room?

>>176255774
Main plot missions advance sidequests when "on hold".

>>176255701
Nice ideas. Why weren't you working at bioware 5 years ago.
>this pain is just too real.

>>176255317
Wtf is neutrois or two-spirit. I have never heard those terms before.

>>176256556
Two-spirit is a Native American thing, I think, it's like a catch-all term for people of "unusual" gender. Not sure about neutrois, though.

>>176257157
Isn't that cultural appropriation, the very thing these people hate?

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>>176254852
So nothing like this right?

>>176253039
I'm glad raptorfuckers are numerous and loud.
This will mean more attention from the writers and more/longer Vetra romance in the next entries.
Just like what happened for Tali and Garrus between ME1 and ME2

>>176258324
I hope so, but not if Mac has anything to say about it.

>>176258678
Blue women were a mistake.

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>>176258019
>posting non-canon
What did he mean by this?

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>>176258915
He wanted that stuff but with Scott/Evfra instead

OFFICIAL ME GAME RANKINGS

>BEST OVERALL EXPERIENCE TIER
ME1

>GUILTY PLEASURE TIER
ME2

>WHY TIER
ME3

>SUPREME MEMSTER TIER, a.k.a. UNSALVAGEABLE TIER
MEA

These rankings are undisputable. You can disagree, but it will only expose your pleb level.

>>176259495
can WORD this post

>>176259495
>ME3
What are you talking about?

>>176259495
hello reddo

>>176259960
Wha happened

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Is Scoot a slut? Or just Sara?

>>176259960
Sounds fake.

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This guy comes and slaps your Waifu ass , what you do?

>>176260227
Kill him obviously, he's a fucking vorcha

Is there any decent retexture mod for human skin? Seeing all those wrinkles in Sara's face when she gets smug is becoming uncomfortable.

>>176259960
Is that the poo in the loo code monkey that enjoys drinking semen?

>>176260227
Calmly ask why he did that.

>>176260569
Vorcha communicate whit violence , he was probably asking the hour

>>176260227
Uh.. did he have flour on his hand?

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>>176259495
>ME2
>better than anything

>>>/reddit/

>>176260642
That's racist. Not all vorcha.

>>176260760
kek
welp , most vorchas do that , and the few ones will still likely kill you because they are mercenarys

>>176260864
>all this bigotry
#VorchaLivesMatter

>>176261132
i like the vorchas , but lets be real , bioshit will never make at least 1 interesting vorcha , the closest one was the one that said the thing of "We dont kill today"
It would be more viable to make an entire new game and universe

>>176261419
I'd romance a vorcha.

>>176261880
But how would you kiss them, anon? They don't have any lips.

>>176261880
that shit would be most tragic love story ever
>first year you pass trying to conquer him
>next year you barely had a date whit him before he die

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*toilet flushes*

*door slams*

someBODY

>>176257416
Only Native's use the term to describe themselves, it just has official recognition as a thing.

Not sure why people get so salty over this gender shit. Beyond the occasional random person I run into, I've only personally known two people who are some form of transgender. Neither them nor anyone else I've come across has been a douche about their gender identity.

>>176262128
A kiss on the cheek!

>>176262134
A romance like that could be beautiful.

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>Just two people having fun, no strings attached.

I'd love to see Vetra butchered and spit-roasted, but maybe that's just me

>>176262532
shit like this makes me want to know how to do le 3d games and do a space game

>>176262760
Why not a pixelated game? That'd be much much easier.

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>>176262738
>knows I'm in a relationship already
>show zero interest in her
>RYDER PLEASE FUCK MEEEEEE
Option to airlock Peepee when?

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Holy fuck nuggets
This stupid fucking cunt caused motherfucking Overlord to fuck up and kill everyone! She caused a man to go nearly insane, and a bunch of (mostly) innocent researchers to be slaughtered! And the game wants me to forgive her? She dares make the claim that she sacrificed "everything" to stop it, when she fucking ran away?
Goddamn, killing her isn't enough of a punishment.

>>176263747
Grow up.

>>176263574
Pretty sure she ain't bring that up if Ryder's in a relationship. She didn't for me

>>176263574
This doesn't happen, anon, so please stop niggering

>>176263914
>he doesnt get emotionally involved in games
>he doesnt know what exaggeration is

>>176263990
Not until I can kick that revolting slut off my ship.

>>176264179
Nope Mac won't let you.

>>176264179
>peebee
>revolting
weak bait desu

>>176264402
WHY

>>176264492
It's not bait, I hate her and I want to tell her in no uncertain terms to fuck off.

>>176264826
You realize she is the next Liara, right?

>>176264873
Let me dream, anon...

>>176265106
reality is better than delusional dreams

>>176265135
Is it, when the reality is that I'm likely permanently saddled with a retarded swamp beast who's selfish enough to endanger her "friends" solely for her own benefit?

>>176265247
yes

Whose is the worst romance?

>>176265582
Gil

>>176265582
Jacob always.

>>176265305
No.

>>176265582
Vetra

>>176266012
Leave and stay leave.

>>176260227
incinerate followed by throw while next to a convenient ledge

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>>176265674
Bitch, I will fight you

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>>176266012
this desu i cringed so fucking hard it was almost as bad as the garrus romance cringe

romance in this series sucks id rather stay single and get fucked in the ass by harbinger

>>176266297
Calm down, Daniel.

>>176265582

any non-hetero pairings at all

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Pirated the game, just crashed on the planet. My fps on this is shit. My main problem however is the story. In the trailers for the game, they said that the main character wouldn't start like Shepard as an N7, but with a fresh start. Instead, you're the big boss's kid, obviously next in line to become Pathfinder. It would be much more interesting if you were just some random fag, and got to choose why you joined the expedition to Andromeda (for adventure, escaping debt or justice, etc...) would make more a much more interesting and interactive experience.

>>176266758
But Traynor was top tier stuff

>>176266852

>It would be much more interesting if you were just some random fag, and got to choose why you joined the expedition to Andromeda (for adventure, escaping debt or justice, etc...) would make more a much more interesting and interactive experience.

Mass Effect MMO when

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>>176266535
>he doesn't stand up for his waifu
I'm surprised someone remembered the name I gave him

>>176267059
Never, swtor sucks

>>176267005
>I like the feel of my breasts in your hands

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>>176267208
I would but /meg/ gets salty when I do that. Daniel is a nice name and your Ryder has a pretty distinct appearance, so it's not hard to remember.

>>176267350
Is that actual dialouge from her romance.

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>>176267453
Well that and the fact that I'm essentially the only anon to post his Ryder often enough to be remembered

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>>176267453
>>176267453
/meg/ is always so high strung

>>176267625
No.

>>176267730
Thank god.

>>176267664
True. I think the only other one who was posted here more than once was Asian Herpes Ryder, and she's been gone for weeks now.

>>176268239
nuke rannoch tbqh the geth are the superior race

>>176268239
I love quarians!

>>176268206
Herpes got her RIP

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>>176268435
Rude.

>>176266510
garrus romance wasn't that bad

ok it's bad but i just did it to get that nigga laid

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>>176268768
>letting a Turian degenerate anywhere near FemShep's purity

>>176265582
Jack

>>176268842
Garrus is femshep's best husbando. Also Shepard isn't pure.

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Vetra is cute.

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>>176268842
>letting anyone else near FemShep

bet you're a Liarafag

>>176268768
i like garrus and all... but that was a serious blow to his street cred

hes still my nigga but god damn is he a beta

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>>176266012

>>176269061
>not because u can get something out of me
>>sex
?>

>>176269008
>>176269172

FemShep's azure is for Liara only!

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>>176269352
Fuck your headcanons, yurishitter.

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>>176269352
Called it

>>176269325
It's called a relationship, Mac. Sex is a bonus, not the main focus.

FRIENDLY REMINDER

13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

FRIENDLY REMINDER

>>176269615
FRIENDLY REMINDER

Liara is an ugly blue bitch

FRIENDLY REMINDER

>>176269259
>humans and turians have incompatible amino acid bases so they are dna incompatible on every level

>>one of them is asari

>>176269959
I thought the were supposed to have adopted the human girl and the turian male.

>>176269959
oh i missed the choob human there

point 1 still stands

>>176269959

> what is adoption

though I personally don't consider that real parenthood either

also, asari are effectively genestealers and should be genocided

>>176270056
>>176270057
>>176270070

oh did i miss that? honestly the vetra romance was so cringey i may have muted the dialogue, did they talk about adopting kids?

>>176269959
>what is adoption/surrogate?

>>what is left?

>>176265939
Not even close

>>176266012
Tied with Allers and Tali

>>176268943
Are you from Texas?

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>>176270150
No, they didn't, I just assumed that's what the poster was going for.

I don't see her wanting any kids honestly.

>>176270205
No, that first anon is right, Jacob is the worst. Say what you will about the other LIs, but none of them take a six-month break as a green light to go knock up another woman and then refuse to get back together with you.

>>176270274
I think she would. In time.

>>176270205
JACOB CHEATS ON YOU. No other LI does that.

>>176269061
Nibbling on Vetra's mandibles DLC when?

>>176270802
I have another use for them.

>>176269615
Who is this referring to?

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>>176270927
Which is?

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>>176270802
June 27.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-Lost-Ark/dp/1785651587

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mass-Effect-Andromeda-Nexus-Uprising/dp/1785651560/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1494303812&sr=1-1&keywords=nexus+uprising

>>176270514
Reyes will soon, just give him time and and opportunity

>>176271246
Holding.

>>176271463
I'm not sure they'll do it given the risk for backlash. If they take a bisexual man of color and make him actually a bad person, the reaction would be worse than #MakeJaalBi or the outrage over straight Cora ever were.

>>176271669
> man of color

He's Spanish. Have you people never seen a southern European with a tan?

>>176271463
Reyes is too popular for that shit to happen.
>>176271669
True, but then again bioware made the black squadmate with a rapist dad, cheat on you.

>>176271761
Believe it or not, I have. Most of the fans who would bother complaining about it are generally incapable of making the distinction, though - to them, anyone even vaguely brown is lumped into one big non-white box.

>>176251229
This, I stopped playing because some sidequests glitched out and made them impossible to complete so I stopped playing because I'd have to backtrack to much older save. Moved on to some other games but I'll get back to it if they make some bug fix patches.

>>176266852
Yeah you're in for a world of disappointment, my friend. But at least some of the environments are pretty.

>>176266083
>fades to black
This hurts you.

Pathfinder, you have new email.

>>176272062
Well, which sidequests? I saw some people complaining about this, some of them are legit. Other are just dumb people that refused to play the main quests. Some of them are tied to main quest completion.

>>176272415
>even Gil gets more than fade to black
That truly hurts

>>176272573
Yeah, but does he get steak?

>>176272415
I actually don't mind a FTB for the sex part. I'm just bothered that there's no post-coitus cuddling with additional dialogue. Kinda like Cora's alternate scene, which was better than her sex scene. You wouldn't even have to peel Vetra out of her armor for it.

Just seems lazy, especially when she had relatively little dialogue already.

No turian sex scene ever.

TUMMY KISSU!

>>176272882
Mac, please.

>>176272659
No but he writes Ryder poems

>>176272882
>BW will probably add a gay sex scenes before a turian one
BTFO

>>176272947
I'm asari you feel that way :^)

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>>176272882
Not officially. SFM porn will come to the rescue sooner or later.

>>176272962
He writes you poems even if you don't romance him. <3

>>176273097
But they're not very good poems. It'd be better if he just spoke from the heart.

>>176273097
True, but those are just because he's sleep depraved, deeply in regret, and he's got nothing else to do, that's why they're bad.

Imagine what he'd write for the person he loves that helped him find his purpose

>>176273080
>that smile
Get that slutty maleshep away from femshep's husband.

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>>176272882
Pretty much a sure thing at this point. Garrus didn't get one despite the plentiful amount of screen time his romance was given in 3, and in this game they chose to make a sex scene for the entirely new species before the turian waifu. We still don't even know what their ungloved hands look like.

Turian sex scene never ever. The best thing to hope for is cute dialogue, maybe some lewd audio/dialogue. And hand holding + cuddles, that's the most important part.

>>176273369
It think he's crushing on Ryder. Wouldn't stop staring at him and Vetra during movie night.

>>176273519
>implying any of that willl happen
The only thing getting added is stuff for The Gay(tm)

Maybe in DLC though, assuming they do another Citadel-like one

Why is Jaal so fucking adorable?

>>176273591
Really?
Well the argument against that is that the does the same for Sara.

>>176273664
Because he's so lovable!

>>176273654
I was talking about the sequel actually.

I do expect some stuff in the DLC though, Citadel was popular among hambeasts and they're the one demographic Bioware seems to listen to. Probably because it costs basically nothing to add a few fluff scenes per character yet can potentially mean a difference of several million dollars in revenue. For example, if literally 1% of ME3's playerbase bought it for the romances that's still 35,000 customers x $60 per copy = $2.1 million in the first week, for something that probably didn't cost more than a few thousand per character to put in.

>>176272568
Two different ones on Voeld, one of them was the one where you have to prove yourself to some Angaran special forces dude. Forgot what the other one was.

>>176273372
Watch your tone woman or Sheploo will break your manjaw.

>>176273519
They're being pussies, afraid to hurt people's feelings/preconceived images. It's their IP, they need to man up and decide, as it's their decision. They showed Jaal, because they didn't have to avoid this. If he wasn't an option until the sequel, you'd know damn well they wouldn't show it.

>>176273892
Where are you getting these statistics

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>>176273765
Yes!

>>176274040
I thought they showed Jaal, cause he's more humanoid than a turian.
>no naked turians, salarians, krogan, or quarian ever

>>176273750
I actually hadn't seen it with Sara before now. He actually doesn't stare at her.

>>176259495

I think I am the only one who actually likes ME3, maybe because the extended cut was already out when I got the game, but I dont have much to bitch about the game.

Naturally there is a lot of things I wanted to be better or different in the game, the metal rachini queen for example would be the first to go away forever, but I can still play the game and have fun.

Even so I understand why people hate the game, I have no idea how bioware managed to ship out the game with the vanilla ending and think nothing could go wrong.

>>176274064
The 1% was just a random guess. I'm actually betting it's more than 1% though. As far as I know females usually drift towards these games for the character relationships. Not to say they never enjoy the combat or the world, but there's a reason they buy Bioware games where they usually don't buy many other shooters.

As for the 3.5 million, that was ME3's sales in its opening (month, rather than week; I erred), out of 6 million total:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2012/03/09/mass-effect-3-ships-3-5-million-units/#1ee284da58fd

http://www.itechpost.com/articles/80302/20170203/mass-effect-andromeda-sales-expected-hit-3-million-copies-first.htm

>>176274232
No he does. My Sara was glitched out, so I could clearly see Gil staring at my nonexistent body.

>>176274192
>Naked Salarians
That would gross everyone out except for me

>>176274192
They actually have naked salarian models in the Andromeda art book, but we probably will never get one as an option anyway. I want Raeka to be one, personally.

>>176274393
The one I looked up didn't. Sara/Peebee. Was is m/f? Maybe he's jealous of Sara.

>>176274192
>naked Krogan

The statues on Tuchanka are pretty close.

Do you think Jaal has a knot?

>>176273664
Fuck off.

>>176274393
>inb4 Gil's secretly straight
Also, looking at someone who's' the center of attention isn't really strange

>>176274604
It was with Jaal. Only Gil was staring at ghost Ryder.

>>176274325
The ending was the result, not the cause of the problems.

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>>176274192
>>176274469
Forgot pic >>176274473

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>>176274634
Rude.

>>176274762
>that spine

>>176274630
No. Kill yourself furfag.

I love the smell of roasted Batarians in the morning

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>even Cosanon likes Jaal
Why is MEG so contrarian?

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>>176274630
>Jaal will never knot you and fill you with kittens

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>>176274762
>that belly
>tiny little tush
>that bump thats definitely their cloaca
Yes I would.

Since they all look alike, Naked Kallo, Tann and Raeka when?

>>176275129
Do you think his knot is dog-like or larger? I wonder how it would fit in

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Straight Suvi fucking when? You can make Cora a dyke, a man or even male asari instead.

>>176260227
Wait until he dies in three year, then laugh.

>>176275286
Not too big, but definitely big enough that you'd definitely be able to feel it. There shouldn't be a problem with tying, though, as long as he gets it in before it's fully inflated.

>>176275357
>Why is this scene so glitched. Disappearing Ryders. Love interests fusing into weird creatures.

>>176275357
Just use the mod. It's not as awkward as trying to romance Gil as a woman as far as I know

>>176275514
That's what you unfaithful fucks get.

>>176275357
You don't love her if you don't respect her sexuality.

You disgust me.

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>>176275514
iirc it happens when you're fooling around with multiple people who are involved in this cutscene. Hasn't happened to me once

>>176275501
Does he need to turn around like a dog in order to pump Sara full of his seed?

>>176275564
But I didn't cheat, and I still disappeared.

>>176275658
dont corrupt Jaal like this

>>176275658
No, just a half hour or so of cuddling/spooning. But he might do it if you asked him to.

>>176275651
It happened to me too and I didn't even flirt with anyone but Jaal. Shit's just broken, honestly.

>>176275357
cora seems jealous

>>176275685
Maybe you're a BOO

>>176275852
>>176275658
So, from curiosity, just how disgustingly fat are you?

>>176275852
Then maybe Gil is the only one who's not bugged.

>>176275990
I was a ghost all along, bravo bioware.

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>>176276057
>anon gets triggered by innocent Jaal posts and starts using personal insults for no good reason
>again
You need to stop doing this.

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>>176276154
>innocent Jaal posts
>innocent

>>176276057
There's no need to be rude, anon.

>>176276215
Scott you need to move on.

>>176276057
They're typing from their respective Sea World enclosures.

>>176276215
They're under spoiler tags for a reason, don't read them if you can't handle lewd stuff.

>>176276154
>innocent

Now that I think about it. Are Jaalposters the only ones who get really sexual? I don't remember seening it with the Gilfag, Peebee, Vetra, or even Cora

>>176276217
>>176276154
Is either of you the one who admitted, hilariously, to actually being quite fat?

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I hope they would retcon that bullshit with quarian appearance in the DLC.

>>176276335
>Gilfag
Doesn't actually love his husbando and only posts him for attention.
>Peebe
>Cora
No fans.
>Vetra
I'm pretty sure they've also posted lewd stuff.

>>176276452
>Doesn't actually love his husbando and only posts him for attention
>im-fucking-plying

>>176276335
I've seen a couple of lewd posts about waifus, but to be perfectly honest, yeah, we're probably the worst about it.

>>176276347
The one who said she was trying to lose weight? That was me.

>>176276530
If you loved him, you wouldn't feel like you need to convince /meg/ that his romance was deep and meaningful like you did when Andromeda first came out.

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>>176276595
What? I have literally never done that

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>>176276335
I probably dont count because they're not romance options but I get super thirsty for Kallo/Tann/Cute Salarian Guys

Remember when asari looked good?

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>>176277180

>>176276549
>we're probably the worst about it
You're probably the only ones who unironically want to get impregnated by your husbando and give birth to hybrids. Even Helghass posts his memes as jokes, but you're actually serious about that Jaal breeding shit, which is what makes it so degenerate.

>>176277782
It's a nice idea and I'd like it to be a thing, but I'm not THAT serious about it. Is it really that unusual, though? It's not like it's the first time anyone here has ever thought of having kids with their alien SO.

>>176277782
>not wanting to be knotted
You're missing out.

>>176276112
let's hope he doesn't pick up bugcatching

>>176277981
I didn't think much of it, until we attempted to explain to that Jaal girl why hybrids are a bad idea and why it's not supposed to work. Needless to say, it didn't work because she's back here spamming the exact same crap.

>>176278374
>no fun allowed.png

>>176278374
Anon, I did that. I don't even think you're wrong, for the record. I just got worked up and went a little too far shitposting because I really want to believe.

So wait is Firebase Sandstorm (Dusk) a selectable map now?

Because I didnt see any strike team variables set

>>176279373
It's in the rotation when map is set to Random now

http://orig07.deviantart.net/f7b8/f/2017/128/2/b/traynor_and_diana_lying_together_2_by_dorheatuasi-db8l1lq.png

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>the state of /meg/ right now

>>176279870

> The only thing Bioware Montreal "deserves" is a nuclear holocaust

fixed

>>176280006
Bioware as a whole needs to stop hiring based on diversity criteria. You need competent people to make good games.

>>176279992
I can't tell anymore, is this a gay thing or is he just flexing to show off?

>>176280293
The latter, tying to impress Sara

>>176276452
>Lewd Vetra stuff
We don't know anything about femturs reproductive organs. For all we know, they could be the ones with the protruding reproductive organs. I highly doubt every organic creature in the galaxy works with the male having a penis and the female having a vagina like Humans do.
I feel like being a raptorfucker makes me a closet furfag already, I don't want to become a futafag on top of that.

>>176254472
the ending written by the first guy was pretty rad, dark energy from eezo use fucks shit, reapers are there to to help slow that shit and preserve peoples from the heat death, and you can help that happen or keep fighting in vein. Or if you are a bad enough dude you can prove you don't need to be synthesized to fix shit.

>>176280336
>Oh, sorry, Ryder, I didn't see you there. Don't mind me - just getting a few stretches in before I go to lift very heavy things.

>>176280376

> raptorfucker

elaborate

>>176280293
That artist draws gay Scott/Jaal.

>>176246982

I need more epilogue, this is worse than when the hentai ends on the money shot panal.

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>>176280956
>gay Scott/Jaal

>>176279770
So is the Collect the Artifacts Objective.

Which is so much better than ME3.

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>>176281049
Don't believe me?
http://chococri.tumblr.com/tagged/jaal/

>>176281238
I believe you, it's just wrong.

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>>176281238
>Evfra
Sweet, he needs more attention

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>>176281458
mirrormouse does good work.

>>176280376
It makes you a xenophile.

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Left or right?

>>176280798
>-Oh shit, I'm sorry
>-Sorry for what? My mothers taught me not ot be ashamed of my body

>>176282759
Yes.

>>176282780
>all this while he's still flexing pointedly

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>>176282759
Right.

>>176274345
>ME:A's sales "expected" to hit 3 million
>February 3 article
Nice lies you're selling there.

>>176283356
>he will never go down on you with his plump lips

>>176282759
Gas both

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>>176283454
Calm your tits.

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>>176283570
Look at those fleshy neck flaps. I want to cut them and make soup!

>>176283661
THIS IS NOT OKAY, ANON! Also Evfra is blue, you silly bitch, that's the wrong color.

>>176283747
You're right. Angara blood is blue.

>>176283747
Soup turns purple as we add Jaal's neck flaps, too!

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So how does the whole siblings as protagonists work? Is it like DA2 where the other sibling gets killed off early/disappears for most of the game?

>>176283876
YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

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>>176284081
They can't reach Hawke's mommy drama level ever again.

>ywn hook up Vetra and Garrus to make the perfect Turian couple
>ywn blow your brains out after realizing she was the perfect match for you

>>176284086
We're making a big soup, anon. Boiling Jaal's boney chest protrusions will add much needed flavor.

>>176284239
ALIEN
BOYFRIENDS
ARE N O T
FOR EATING

>>176284287
In a non-euphemism way?

>>176284081
Your sibling remains in a coma for most of the game.

>>176284316
They're not for literally eating as a meal, no.

>>176284287
>>176284341

But Jaal himself wants to devour Sara! We can cook and eat the angara, their bodies are rich in nutrients.

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>>176284318
I fucking knew it.

>>176284465
But that's wrong, anon! The only way you can eat a sapient living being without committing a crime against life is if it IS in the euphemism way!

>>176284081
Not really a spoiler since it happens at the beginning, but shortly after you come out of cryo sleep, the Ark is hit by an energy surge in space and loses power while your sibling is in the defrost process, they're put in an induced coma for them to recover from the damage that did to them and remain that way most of the game

>>176284585
But anon, the Angara are a crime against life, judging by the way they were created.

>Scott slowly going crazy going from denial to desiring murder to wanting to eat Jaal and the other Angara
Shit nigga your sister isn't even that hot, let that bitch go and move on.

>>176284658
But they've got feelings and a sense of self. They have just as much right to not be eaten as humans or any other sapient species.

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>>176284695
>Shit nigga your sister isn't even that hot

Another one for the chopping block.

>>176284778
>But they've got feelings
Perhaps too many.

>>176284695
Why would you want to eat Angara

You have a perfectly good Turian available, they probably even taste like chicken

>>176284807
A pathetic sociopath for a son and a retard for a daughter.

Your father would be ashamed.

>>176284928
Alec is proud of his kids!

>>176284928
>a retard for a daughter

DELETE THIS

>>176284897
>Not killing Sara and cooking her body instead.
It'd be a better meal desu

>>176284864
And? Does that disqualify them from being entitled to live?

Which of the twins did Alec love the most?

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>ywn cuddle Vetra
>ywn compliment her and watch her nervously twitch her mandibles

>>176285191
S.A.M.

Which alien species did Alec want to eat the most?

>>176285191
People Alec cared more about than the Twins:
Garrus' Dad
Ellen Ryder
Zevin Raeka
SAM

>>176284081
Man, what happened to Scott. He used to look pretty good.

>>176284928
Hey. Alec would be proud of my Ryder, initially.But then be disappointed again

>>176285191

Sara, she's the one that took after him, not his disappointment grunt son