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/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles General
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2017-05-08 07:39:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COsnpSgcMJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu4Hnbor9rI
last time playing with channers
>>175872709
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: https://pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus
>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily dose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5
>Polls
http://poal.me/dnkcs
http://poal.me/f9v3x2
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First for broken akimbo revolvers
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First for Sangres putos
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Third for Jacketto x Canine Predator
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>>176232274
Jacket is for hugs not fugs
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fifth for let this fucking general die
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>2014/2015
>muh muscle suit
>muh moist nugget
>muh techforcer
>muh mag plus M308
>muh moving target + iron man LMG dodge
And the list goes on.
I want to go back /pdg/.
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IDSAFUGENBOLDDOZER
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>>176234513
IDSAMODAFUGENMEDI-
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>>176232103
>Not using the reverse Wolf mask
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>>176234586
SHIIEEEELD
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>>176235973
wolf, come on
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>>176232103
It took them ages to add armor skins, but I can finally complete my look.
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>Get another level of infamy
>Can no longer do fun builds I want to do until lvl 100 again
>Repeat
How do I make grinding to 100 even remotely enjoyable?
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>>176236819
Cheating
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>>176236819
Play with people who will carry you orcheat
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>>176236819
They should just make Infamy more of a rewardLike each Infamy level gives +1% chance to find Infamy items, all the way until Infamy 25
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>>176236819
Once you hit lvl 100, run a crime spree for as long as you can.
Then, pop the infamy and claim the reward from the spree.
Went from lvl 0 to lvl 63 in one go.
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>>176237173
Holy shit anon, thats a wonderful idea. Thanks!
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vitun nopee
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>>176238640
see you in flavor town
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>>176239283
Diners, drive-bys, and dives
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Good
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>>176235973
Is this army of two?
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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
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>>176233982
>tfw goldfarb will never come back
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>>176244214
I think so
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlcBFF9JqYk
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>>176244986
we come closer to not having to play the game every day
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>>176244986
Nice
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>>176244986
Thanks, I can finally get Doctor Fantastic now
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>>176244986
>>176246034
>>176232103
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
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>>176246469
What's your point? There's always two possible engines in the end so it's a gamble which one's right
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>>176246687
the preassure gage
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>>176246916
Yeah? The computer pressure matches two engines
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>>176247015
if you find all the notes, it matches to one engine
I actualy like the fact that we are encouraged to use outside material to figure out this heist.also, cursed file
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>>176247243
>Helium + 2H + >5783
>Helium + 3H + <5812
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Application has crashed: C++ exception
[string "lib/managers/environmenteffectsmanager.lua"]:268: attempt to index field '_global_light' (a nil value)
yes, it mods, Any ideas what cause this?
SCRIPT STACK
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>>176250705
Search environmenteffectsmanager.lua in your mods folder?
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>>176250705
Stop using shit mods
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>>176250705
>mods cause crashes
>"Hey guys any solutions? I know it's mods lol"
Anyway what mods do you have
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>>176250705
>hey guys one of my mods crashed but im not going to put in any effort to figure which one is crashing or why
fuck off, nigger
if you wont put in any effort to help yourself, why should anyone else
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>>176250705
http://www.payday.dextut.com/ use this
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Classic
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>>176246687
>>176246916
>>176247015
>>176247243
>>176247516
From the Long Guide:
>Engines 3, 4, 10 (the only engines that show 400 bar exactly) are never correct.
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>Join big oil
>All the engines are bagged
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>>176244450
>not For the Kill
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>>176244986
its already banned from modworkshop
t-thanks /pdg/
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>>176261052
It was a shit mod
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>>176133592
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Dentist Appointment! (dentist_4_jobs)
- I Will Walk Faceless Among Men (kosugi_4)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Secret Identity (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
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people have been wondering where I've been
some say I've been taking an extended VACation
heh
well, I have been travelling the world
and in the land of penis, I came
just like the legendary shinobis once did
look at these weapons
look at these nuts
you get in and you get out, unnoticed
these are beautiful
get out
friends, its time you learned something
im gay
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>>176263001
Hey shitcunt explain why I've been getting the same daily from rust for the last four days
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MONKEY FUCKERS
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>>176269521
There's nothing wrong with fucking monkeys.
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Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
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>>176276303
Do it yourself fag
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>>176283183
i have secured one of each code, this is a most welcome development
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>>176283183
thanks buddy
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>>176283183
>43AT7-R8LRK-8MY42
Thanks for this.
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>>176283183
Thanks cunt, got the second chivalry
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>>176283183
>2BJ9M-62VLJ-D26ZI
>9N59V-F5MFB-XHAQW
Thanks
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>>176285279
>>176285000
>>176283836
>>176283808
>>176283616
Enjoy.
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>>176285646
post feet pls
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>>176261052
Pm me if you want it
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>>176250770
environmenteffectsmanager.lua is not in mod folder
>>176250775 >>176253326 >>176253623
I am not complaining, i ready for crashes, i tested with blt, announcer, pocohud only, i can load green bridge offline without problems, but if i join green bridge online in can crash even while loading
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>>176283183
>4M6ZL-J964F-ZWRF9
Thanks boss.
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>>176285794
No, feet are gross.
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>>176291329
post your eyes then
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>>176291474
No, my face is gross.
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>>176291836
Okay then
Show me your rarest Todd then
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If you enter a lobby with Sicario profile and switch to a Rogue profile on Ready-screen, the armor regen on dodge will remain.
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>>176292090
>SWEDEN CODING
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Top kills and top accuracy = I carried
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>>176292949
solar pls
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>>176244450
>not having Let's Go Shopping for your menu song
What's wrong with you?
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How do I get continental coins aside from defending the safe house?
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>>176291937
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>>176295582
1 coin every 1 million exp, daily tasks, you can help defend someone's safe house
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>>176295714
Holy shit that's actually preddy rare
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>>176295582
crime spree, probably the most simple way of getting a lot of continental coinsaside from cheating
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dead
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>>176283183
>9L7BN
tytytyty
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This game lags so fucking much I can't stand these 1 second drops to 42 frames
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>>176306108
I wish I could play at 42 frames.
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>>176283183
stop fucking posting codes at 4 in the morning
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>>176306856
Serves you right, amerifag
EU bros get less codes on average anyway
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>>176283183
>Jacket Character pack
So you basically gave out HM2 Deluxe?
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>>176308028
no, there's a separate code for Jacket
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>>176308070
I never understood how those two worked. Is it always a separate code? Even if you do buy the game? Or does the game just check if you have it?
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post dragan
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>>176308313
Dragan the night after it was Sangres' turn to cook.
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>>176308163
if you buy the game you don't get a code, you just get it for owning the game
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EHHHH
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>>176308830
I NEED A DOCTOR
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>>176308163
the standard way is payday checks if you have the game. however, some third world countries like Australia made HM illegal. In response, the quality programmers at Overkill created a kit that Payday reads as "owning HM" while not actually being the game.
There probably wouldn't be a separate Jacket pack if Australia weren't a hellhole of censors, idiots, Abos, Muzzies and the racists that hate Abos and Muzzies.
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>>176308945
thenk u freind
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>>176309018
>third world countries like Australia
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>>176263681
/pdg/ leaking into /fog/fallout hotline miami crossover never :(
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>>176313002
>fallout hotline miami crossover
autism
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>>176313002
>finds mention of the name sydney in other general
>links it here
for what reason
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>>176313198
>post-hotline miami 2, masked murderers emerging from the 50 blessings hq
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>>176283183
Sangres character pack codes when?
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>>176316669
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>>176316669
Get in line buddy. I've been waiting for John Wick Character Pack codes the past three years
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>>176317198
ashley wasnt posting codes back then u raterd
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>>176317198
>still haven't gotten codes for money bundle + judge
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>>176317198
>tfw still haven't gotten the dallas character pack codes yet
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>>176317198
>mfw i still don't have the escape van dlc
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>>176319597
>>176320729
>>176321705
stop giving them ideas
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>>176321705
but there is an escape van dlc
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>>176323452
and I still don't have it, I have to bike away from the cops
You richfags don't know how good you have it
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2nd completely overkill pack when
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>>176320729
imagine this
Payday 3 Classics™ dlc character pack including:
Dallas, Hoxton, Chains, other Hoxton and Wolf!
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>>176323914
>inb4 they replace both hoxton and houston
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>>176324054
>inb4 Bain is replaced by Dallas
>others are contractors now
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>>176323914
If they pulled this shit I'd firebomb overkill,
what's even the point of playing if the main crew isn't in the game
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>>176321705
>still no weapon dlc codes
All I can do is go into banks and ask nicely for money
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>>176324465
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>>176324747
fucking pubs
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>>176324747
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>>176324747
>I CHECKED EVERYTHING! HOW DID IT GO DOWN LIKE THIS?
>I GUESS I DIDN'T GIVE THE POLICE ENOUGH CREDIT.
>I'M MAKING SOME PHONE CALLS
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get up
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>mr shitface will be at the stream
joy
I can't wait
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>>176338415
Generalmcbadass?
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>>176339694
I guess he's talking about Ethan from h3h3
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>>176339961
Why would they need him for the stream? I hope they don't announce any retarded shit.
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>>176339694
tim schafer is an anagram for mr shitface
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>>176340058
he's announcing the delay of the walking dead game
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>>176341156
Literally who cares about that
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why do you still play this meme garbage
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>>176344843
>fun
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>>176344843
I liked Softcore Larry
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>>176263001
>>176267215
What's good, heisters?
Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>176306763
>42 FPS
But you can...
>http://paydaymods.com/mods/383/FS
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>>176344843
its the best hotline miami game available
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>>176345096
delete this, jimmy isn't gay
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>>176348035
Sorry but there aren't a lot of jimmy reactions
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>>176344843
why do you care what other people play for their own personal enjoyment?
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>>176350471
it doesn't make sense that we outlived /kfg/ and /hmg/
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>>176351459
>Game with 2 hours of content and a singleplayer game vs an actual multiplayer
Really activates my almonds
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>>176348035
maybe not, but you are
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>>176351459
didnt kf2 add microtransactions while still in early access?
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Here's a question to stir up some discussion. If there was ever going to be a payday movie and they released a trailer, what music tracks would you think would work best?My vote is on the 2 versions of evil eye
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>>176353736
One of these:
I will give you my all
Razormind
Time windowLet's go shopping
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>>176353736I'm a Wild One
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>>176353736
Evil eye is a real banger, but armed to the teeth or wanted dead or alive would be pretty good too
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>>176353736
if overkil actually make a payday movie im going to be fucking angry if they don't use razormind.
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>>176353736
If they actually made a Payday movie you know someone would shoot up a theater in a homemade clown mask
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>>176358017
This one?
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>>176358017
someone already tried to rob a bank/store with the offical masks you know?
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>>176358154
Wow this is fucking awful
>>176358248
Yeah, I almost pissed myself laughing
He could have gone bigger than a gas station if he was going to shell out for the official mask
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>>176358017
>If they actually made a Dark Knight movie you know someone would rob a bank in a homemade clown mask
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Whoever sends me the gage spec ops pack, ill do whatever you want uwu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/216487649675/
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>>176358812
>when /mu/ and tumblr meet
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Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
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>>176362269
Do it yourself lazy fuck
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>>176353605
They did. Some people didn't like that.
I didn't really care, but that's a really bonkers thing to do though regardless.
You can actually 'recycle' the crates to craft cosmetics so that's a plus out of it.
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I haven't played Payday since like 2014. How's this shit doing?
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>>176370445
Very good
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>>/v/376495125
Which one of you did this?
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>>176371787
Learn to crossboard post faggot
>>>/v/376495125
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>>176371829
Fuck off cunt I was off by one meme arrow
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>>176371870
Youre still a fucking faggot
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>>176347157
>NotFallout New Vegas
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Update when
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>>176353736
The Mark
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YEAH
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>>176353736clowns are scary ;)
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Dead thread
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>>176384916
since when?
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Choose wisely
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Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
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>>176386339
How about this option is it any good?
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>>176387789
News about soundtrack update will be on Starbreeze stream today at 6 pm CET. Stay tuned!
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>Dallas unmasked. #PAYDAY2 #actorslife photo credit: @dexterbrown1
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30 minutes till stream boys
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>>176391943
why not fuck first and fire after?
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>>176390981
>implying Almir even gives a shit to post here
Chains hates tricky.
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>>176392094
Well that would just be unethical!
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>>176296026
>>176296212
thanks friendos
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Is Ash a fake tranny?
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>>176393847
Ashley exposed?
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>>176393847
all trannies are fake trannies dumbass
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http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791433980119/announcements/detail/1307578531240258162
stream right now, if you want
Cant put twitch link here, 4chan think its a spam.
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Calm down, anon
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>>176394475
>cheeseburgere
kek
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>they're still talking about dead by daylight
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>>176395821
do people even play that game or is it just the streamers they pay off
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>>176395821
FUCCKKKK.
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING MOON GAME.
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>>176397143
BUY IT YOU FUCK
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>>176391526
>tfw i never will be as handsome as Dallas
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>>176399197
he's nothing special
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>>176399710
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>>176399710
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>>176399931
dallas can suck my huge black cock
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why are these nobodies still talking
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>>176400898
you wish you loser
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>>176400898
sorry but /pdg/ is white only
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>>176236686
>but I can finally complete my look.
Were you trying to look like shit?
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>>176401167
I'm proud to be white though
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>>176399710
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Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
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>>176401039
jealous whiteboi detected
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www.twitchDOTtv/starbreeze
happening soon
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>>176401815
Fuck you, leatherman
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>>176402096
It's happening now, dummy
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Almir looks like he lost some weight
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>>176402426
Wish I could :(
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>>176402512
just exercise and stop eating shit food
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>overkill gameplay on stream
I wish the devs weren't casuals
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Did they say anything about system shock 3 or Psychonauts 2?
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>>176402629
But overkill isa fundifficulty
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>>176402798
a little
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>>176402856
Yea maybe if you have less than 50 hours it gets boring later on
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>"Payday: Crime War" is a mobile game
AAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED AFREE PREMIUM FUNBUCKS
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>>176402629
Devs don't play their own games very much.
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cringy part now
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Here we go. H3H3 character pack announcement
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>memes
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How low will overkill go to bring in new players?
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>it's not just a meme anymore
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>>176403336
>ethan and hila are the last dlc for payday 2
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LE VAPE MEME
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>Last DLC
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$4.99
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Oh shit it's real.
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Tell me Almir is fucking Jokeing.
HE'S NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO ADD A FUCKING YOUTUBE MEMES AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTERS!!!
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>not 1 but 2 (TWO) meme characters
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CAN FEEL THE CRINGE ALREADY
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>LAST DLC FOR PAYDAY 2
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no hope for payday 3
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>>176403547
last dlc no less
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A
FUCKING
JEW
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>No filthy frank character pack
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>heisters out there, you got your wish ;)
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>>176403615
Isn't Perlman a jew?
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*raises paw*
um excuse meow where is no mercy
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What the fuck is wrong with that bitch's mouth ?
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>the ethan and hila are the last PAID dlc
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>Not watching the stream
>see the thread going jam
WOT THE FUCK IS GOING FELLAS?
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>It will be the last paid dlc, after that all others will be free.
And the ones before it will be paid!
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LET"S PAY FUCKING YOUTUBERS INSTEAD OF FIXING THE GAME. GOOD JOB OVERKILL
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payday 2 is never ending
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>>176403816
h3h3 will be last dlc for pd2
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>>176403816
jewish vape memelord is getting him and his kike wife in the game for only 499 shekels ;)
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>2 more Halloween, 1 Christmas and Crimefest confirmed
October 2018
that's legit good news. I was expecting literally going dark this fall and not getting a new game for like 3 years with no content
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>>176403904
oct 2 0 1 8
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>>176403976
Ultimate edition
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Crime war thing looks kinda like dead trigger
pretty interesting
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>ashley will finally fall into irrelevancy when all dlc becomes free
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>half life 2 smg sounds
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85% discount all dlc, even gage russian pack
DO IT
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>>176404140
>people who bought dlc will get the rest for free
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>>176404239
That's not what they said retard
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>PAYDAY VR
muh dick
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>>176404278
>VR edition
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OK the VR thing is actually pretty cool
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>VR memes
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>inb4 NGBTO has autokick VR players option
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>muh vr
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>Akimb krinkov on VR new meta?
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Finally a game with actual content in the VR library.
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>>176404332
All future DLC, Ashley.
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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>176404512
>he bullies the Ashley in a nonsexual manner
disgusting
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VR stuff has been pretty underwhelming so far but that actually looked pretty rad
I've always wanted to be able to do proper akimbo in a game
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85% discount all dlc, even gage russian pack
DO IT
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so, basically
>shitty meme characters cringy dlc
>another vr thing up to release literally in 40 years or so
>more support, ride really never ends
>still no no mercy, no kento news, nothing of importance
well at least we can get fourth female character for all-female heisting crew. hooray gender equality.still would've preferred ashley char pack
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>vr is the future
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>Brooks Brown, Global Director of Virtual Reality
I dare you to invent a job title that more indicates "I am professionally full of shit"
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Oh how the mighty have fallen
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>>176404874
fuck women
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>>176404874
Glad that you're not the one in charge of deciding the content then.
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post yfw "Face to Face with Mr. Andersson" is actually with Ulf.
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all the dlc is actually -85% off
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>>176404858
its $0.74 on steam right now
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TOO MANY MEN
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>You know what would be a gret VR Game? Curb Your Enthusiasm
jesus
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>>176405225
still too much.
Where will it be for free?
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>Official Jew DLC Pack
>$4.99
Yeah, fuck this game. I'm out. Enough of this.
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>>176405367
>still watching
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>>176405391DLC unlocker
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So is the Ultimate Goy
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Fat cloaker confirmed
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>mountain 2.0, presented by japanese shaggy
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>>176405580
Fuck hit enter too soon. Ultimate Edition including stuff like Humble and event exclusive masks?
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>>176405431
same desu
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>>176405660
made me giggle
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>almir steals the company
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Do you think the DLC unlocker will still work after they remove all the DLCs from the store?
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I'm ok with this
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Out of all the people they could have chosen.
They didn't even pick General.
Why do they do the things that they do?
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>>176405960
It's still considered dlc so it should work
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>>176406113
Gotta suck the biggest dick they can.
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we finally getting a jew heister we did it reddit
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"Buy all the DLC now goy, or else you'll need the full 45 shekels to complete your collection later".
I knew they'd pull something like this
All they had to do was offer a seperate bundle for everything, not actively remove purchase optionsim still buying some of the stuff i dont have, but i hate this principle theyre establishing
bethesda did some similar bullshit with the fallout 4 season pass, "buy now or else you'll pay 50 instead of 30"
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>>176406382
but the ultimate edition will reduce its price according to the dlc you already have
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>>176406460
really?
disregard this post im retarded
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>>176406460
>>176406534
don't think so as dlc will be removed...
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>>176406460
$45 or 28,30
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F R E E C O N T E N T
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>>176405976
You have to be 18 in order to post here
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>>176406609
>>176406612
It only charges the dlc you are missingso yeah even less than 28,30 when ultimate comes out
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>>176406835
Jokes on you I'm 21
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>>176406913
Pathetic
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>>176406949
Sorry I like meme youtubers
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>Youtube memes have no place in payday 2!
>Im quitting this game because its not serious anymore!
>My heist video game where we steal NUKES is no longer fun cause of a youtube memer!
Fuck hell, some of you people are really overreacting. When the hell was this game supposed to be completely 100% serious? The payday crew arent heisters anymore anyway, they are much closer to terrorists at this point.
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>>176407320
You're really expecting people here not to be manchildren?
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you know
at this point we've moved so far from the initial Payday 2 that i just don't care anymore
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>>176407169
Your parents must be proud
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Ethan and Hila character pack will have 2 characters, does that mean 2 perk decks?
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>>176407601B L A N K S
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>>176407320
>adds retarded meme youtubers into the game
>expect people to not be upset
It even costs fucking money for christ's sake. What kind of a drooling retard do you have to be to support this, Overshill?
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>>176407320
0.06 cents have been added to your deposit.
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>>176407320
>this shit dlc was added so it's okay to add more shit dlc
remember when literally EVERYONE said that the nukes and goats were fucking awful
you stupid nigger cuntfaggot shitlord assramming backhill gardener shitstabbing arse bandit
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Why couldn't we get Sam "You can run but you can't" Hyde as a character instead of Ethan?
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>>176408257
Because having the leader of a neo-nazi skinhead group as a character would be bad for business
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>>176407919
>Expecting anything else at all this late into the game
For fuck's sake, have you seen all the movie tie ins? It was only a matter of time before we got a youtuber added to the game. Being pissed about a game that cant even properly support mods THIS late into the game is fucking stupid.
If you are still actively playing PD2, you get what you deserve you fucking mongoloid. The game is held together by rubber bands and bubblegum.
>>176408070
>le payed shill meme
I dont even touch this shitty game.
>>176408207
>you stupid nigger cuntfaggot shitlord assramming backhill gardener shitstabbing arse bandit
Now thats actually hilarious, thanks for the good chuckle
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Why couldn't we get Coyote as a character instead of Ethan?
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I want to die
I don't want to lose bonnie like this
why can't they just make a good fucking agme for once
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>>176408390
>I dont even touch this shitty game.
Why are you wasting your time arguing in a game general for a game you don't play holy kek
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>>176408516
excuse me? I closed the stream when they stopped talking about payday, i am missing something?
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>>176408554
>calling people retarded and hanging out on a general for it is arguing
holy shit lmao its almost like its impossible to follow something without actually being apart of it!
I got a notification pop up from steam about the stream and then came here to see what the fuss was about. Sorry for using 4chan to get my info?
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>>176408390
0.08 cents have been added to your deposit.
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They could have get Filthy frank, just imagine before you mask up charcter model looks like him irl, but then he puts on the glasses and the model turns into Frank.
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>>176408713
>trying to deny that you play the game
You're either retarded or you're autistic. Maybe both.
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>>176408709
the game is getting worse and worse and I doubt bonnie will be in payday 3
I hope she won't, at least
I don't want her VA and the character herself to be in such a shit game
let the heisters die
VA appearance>model appearance btwtfw no futa bonnie
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>>176408861
>there are people that still watch Filthy Frank
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>>176408762
>Still pushing this meme
Im suprised you think anyone would want to defend this game
>>176408916
>everyone that comes to a general for a game means that they still play that game
Now thats just stupid.
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>>176409249
>still trying to deny it
Autism speaks.
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>>176409249
0.10 cents have been added to your deposit.
Keep up the enthusiasm and persistence. You're definitely worth the money.
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Thoughts?
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>>176409875
Never ever
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>>176409338
>Not playing a game but posting on a general for it is autistic
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>>176410004
Now you're getting it
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>>176410004
>he thinks it isn't
really gets the ol noggin a joggin
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>>176410004
It is, especially if it's shitposting
>have an opinion on something you don't have experience in
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>>176410161
so what your saying is since I dont actively play the game anymore, I cant post on the general for it anymore? That doesnt make sense.
>>176410267
I mean, I said earlier why im here: I saw the post from the community group about the stream and came here to check it out. I have experience in it tho I have like 150+ hours according to steam
Only got to like infamy one tho
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>>176409875
>versus
>play as cop
ok...
i asked for versus...
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>>176410549
Here's a (You)
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>>176410549
>Only around 150 hours
>Doesnt play the game anymore
>Making this much of a deal when his opinion is the one of a shitter with no knowledge or value
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>>176409875
Why would they do this? Why are they acting like payday has brand power?
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stop replying to bait
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>>176410748
>lol your opinion only matters if you have over 1k hours of play time
>saying that shitty dlcs for a shitty game are to be expected is too much of a deal
Yikes. I think I understand now: because I had the sense to stop playing a shit game, im not qualified to talk about it at all?
But IM the autistic one....
and now my posts are bait too? I wonder what this general is normally like for you guys to consider a dissenting opinion bait. I thought what I was saying was pretty tame, but you guys take it to the extreme.
I kinda feel bad for some of you now.
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>>176409875
so does this mean pvp is also coming to "proper" gaming platforms?
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Thanks for the informative event shitter
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>>176412103
Thank him personally in the chat you pussy
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>>176411416
After the miscarriage that was kf2s "versus" pvp mode, i sincerely hope not
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Reminder that Bo literally hates the PD community.
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>>176412645
He has a good reason to
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>>176412740
fuck you for giving me all your money
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>>176412306
There was no reason for them to add that to kf2, im still pissed that they wasted time on that when we coulda gotten another proper perk and NOT survivalist.
What happened to /kfg/?
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WE'RE LOCK AND LOADED GONNA TAKE THOSE SICK FUCKS DOOOWN
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>>176413409
/kfg/ died when the introduced microtransactions, they were not as autistic as we are.
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>a jew robbing banks
poetry
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>>176413409
there's fuck all to talk about. content updates are tiny and far between, gameplay is stale as fuck and the game is too easy
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Jacket's gonna be in PD3 r-right guys
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>>176413871
>jews robbing jews
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>>176414359
i hope not
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>>176414359
Hopefully not :^)
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cool. i'll finally buy the weapon packs now that they're so cheap.
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This guy gets it
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>>176415501
I guess Ethan could work, but why Hila? I can't even see her screaming
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>>176415881
this , she so shy , recording her lines gonna be a hell
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>VR Trailer
>Eh, it's ok
>Naked Snake Knifegun
>Aiming both Akimbo weapons
Can't be that bad right? I mean, I'd try it out.
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>>176416296
Aiming in vr is going to suck though
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>>176416296
>OD in VR
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>VR
>Bomb heist: Forest
Cant wait to projectile vomit 10 feet
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>No Sam Hydester pack
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>>176416040
best case scenario, she ends up as a fem kike wolf
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>>176416296
>mfw VR version of the game will get single shot for akimbos while the base game will not
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>literally adding a fucking meme-spouting retard youtuber as a character
I was fucking pissed about the weird movie tie-ins.
I was fucking pissed about the meme masks and the fucking Jew-tier loads of DLC.
But this? This is literally adding two fucking worthless YT meme Jews as characters because "le epic memes VAPE NAYSH YALL" FOR ACTUAL FUCKING MONEY TOO. This has to be a fucking joke. Jews charging you to play Jews, with most proceeds going to said Jews. Ridiculous.
Fuck this game. I'm done. Hopefully they don't bring this shit into Payday 3, but knowing Overkill, they probably will.
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>>176420609
i cant wait to buy him
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>>176420609
I'm sorry you don't like it, I'm happy, hope you have a nice day anyway anon!
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>>176420609
To be honest, we should've seen this coming. Just use DLC unlockers from now on. That's what I'm doing. Don't give them a single cent.
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>>176420893
>use a DLC unlocker
Why are you telling him this like everyone isn't already doing it?
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>>176420609
>being this mad over OPTIONAL dlc
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>>176420893
I only buy dlc from the money I get from selling skins and safes. So in the end other goys are buying them for me
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>>176420609
Tone it down, dude, i think your autism is leaking
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>>176420216
>both guns still share a magazine
>you can fire 40 bullets out of one gun and then you have to reload both
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>>176421070
You truly beated the system, those jews learned their places
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I might even buy it just to annoy people
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>>176423431
I'm buying it because I genuinely like h3h3
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>>176423585
Same, h3h3 are pretty good, the spergs here are hilarious.
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>>176423818
>inserting memes directly in the game will not make things worse
donacdum
>>
I payed zero attention to the stream so let me things straight?
>Last DLC will be a shitty meme Youtuber
>All DLC will be put into one pack
>Payday mobile game
>Payday VR
Did I get everything? Because I now know what DLC I will never be touching for the remainder of PD2s lifespan, will definetely be auto-kicking any and all Ethan players.
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>>176426205
Last DLC are 2 literally who
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>>176423431
>>176423585
>>176423818
>this is neo /pdg/
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>>176426464
Sent ;)
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>>176426541
Isn't this just kick the Wick all over again
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>>176426464
sent ;)
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>>176426583
i dont think it worked
:thinking:
i see nothing at all, no notifications or anything
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>>176415501
>reddit comments
why
>i am am okay with these celebrities but not those other celebrities
>smart_redditor.png
stay on reddit
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>>176426464
>>176426841
>100+ games owned
>level 20 on steam
>cant scrape up 75 cents
>freelancer
oh
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>>176427207
i had to reactive steam guard so i cant sell anything on the market till 12 more days, otherwise id have bought it myself QQ
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>tfw legit unironically did the Dallas scream out of pure autistic fury from literally all this bullshit today
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Does anyone even use this crap? None of it seems worthwhile to use in public lobbies.Decks aren't even detected by the DLC checker
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>>176427587
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>>176427587
Very nice
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>>176427627
Crossbows and javelins are still good on Crime spree 1000+ and OD. Rest is trash or reskins that aren't even more fun than the free stuff.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKyIlGSIJBY
watch this and tell me it isn't payday
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Did they announce anything about PD3
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>>176429324
they only said that it's in pre-development
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Honestly I'd be perfectly fine with an Ethan and what ever the fuck his GF's name is as long as they're not playing themselves. Can't be as bad as Bonnie
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>>176429637
what the fuck is wrong with bonnie? voice wise she's the best female heister
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>>176430006
Bonnie is /pdg/'s Sydney, and is liked due to contrarianism. Her voice is really fucking good though compared to the others. I was mostly just referring to how Bonnie was implemented into the game.
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>>176429637
>as long as they're not playing themselves
prepared to be disappointed
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>>176429637
>as long as they're not playing themselves
Is like you don't know how overkill works.
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What are people sperging out over?
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>>176430908
reddit jew vape meme pack
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>>176426364
>h3h3
>literally who
nigga what
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>>176430908
H3h3 and his wife are going to be playing themselves as the last paid dlc
It would have been fun if they were contractors or just providing voices and faces but they didnt go that route
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john wick is the best heister, prove me wrong
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>>176431330
Cant, he is our boy
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>>176427308
Good thing the sale lasts for a month.
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>>176430442
>liked due to contrarianism
speak for yourself you jesse
I love bonnie for bonnie, she's perfect
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>>176431108
He is a literally who, just some MDE ripoff.
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>all these autistic pre-teens actually defending this h3h3 shit
Bannon, please kill these autists and jews.
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Honestly don't know why you guys are sperging out over a fucking video game character that you don't have to buy. I get that it's a meme youtuber but who the fuck cares, we already got shitney in the game. How worse could ethan and hila make the game?
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>>176431108
How to spot the 13 year old 101
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Wait, is Bonnie confirmed not to be in PD3?
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>tfw dlc unlocker
Free meme Jew characters
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>>176431851
I don't think we have any confirmations on PD3 characters, but you can assume the crossover heisters probably won't be in it except for Wick and maybe Jacket
I don't see any reason why Bonnie shouldn't be in it
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>>176431791
haha yea calm down you fucking virgins its just a video game lol not even a serious one haha wouldnt it be fucking awesome if they added dinosaur cops too haha or jetpacks for heisters lmao
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>>176411345
.12 cents have been added to your deposit
Keep up the good work
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>>176431791
>tumblr
fuck offf
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>>176431791
Much worse really. It keeps getting worse, you never think it will but it do. This is really the perfect sendoff for this terrible mess of a game -- adding a literally who youtuber that's popular with the kids. It's quite unbelievable the direction this serious homage to all-time classics like Reservoir Dogs and Heat took, what the fuck happened? Why is there so much tryhard
You wouldn't know though. I recognize who that is in that Tumblr gif you saved all too well. Don't stay up too late kiddo.
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Like, LOL. Why are you nerds getting so mad over a video game???!!! Like wtf do you guys hate FUN?!?!??!?!? like LOOOOOOOOOOOL so mad right now hahahahahahhahahahah
i vape btw
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>>176431841
hey guess whatI'm 21 and I live with my parents :(
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rrerr
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>>176433808
As long as you're going to college, that's really not a big deal.
If you're a NEET, though, please do them a favor and kill yourself, you fucking meme-enjoying autist.
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The h3h3 thing is baffling, but it really doesn't surprise me.
If they're just voicing and playing the likeness of original characters in the Payday universe, that's fine, but if they're literally playing themselves, then fuck this game. Say what you will about the previous tie-in characters, but at least they made SOME sense.
>Scarface
>drug kingpin
>Jimmy
>enhanced soldier
>Jacket
>former vet and spree killer
>Wick
>professional hitman
>Bodhi
>thrill-seeking criminal
These shitty meme YouTubers...how exactly do they fit in? All previous tie-in characters had something to do with violence, crime, SOMETHING. These people are just Jewish meme cancer. They might as well add that Pokemon april fools character in too.
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>>176435254
>Jimmy
>enhanced soldier
That’s not Henry
Also Jacket is some kind of hitman too
btw, doesn't Hitman and Sicario mean the same shit?
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>>176435643
yes, we basically have 3 hitmans.
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>>176426541
yeah man how dare people like something i dont like
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>>176434767
I don't go to college but I do have a job and can't afford my own place to live yet
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>>176436036
Don't forget three soldiers
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Post characters ill start:
Dragan
Dallas
Jimmy
Chains
Honorable mention:
Sangres
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>>176437395
Tony, Dallas, Bonnie and Dragan
Invited to the party: Jimmy, Chains
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>>176437395Ethan and Hila
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Holy fuck, can anyone make a webm of flipping the turtle over in the safehouse? That has to be the shittiest animation I've ever seen, laughed my ass off
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>They're actually adding a fucking e-celeb to the game
Well so much for my 100% because I outright fucking refuse to buy this shit, same with goat sim heists
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>>176438225
Character packs don't have achievements (Thank god) I wouldn't have 100% because of Shitney or Rust if that were the case
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>>176438443
I swear there's at least one but I'm probably fucking wrong, it's been ages.
Then again they're probably going to add some fucking huge grind infamy 100 or something achievement when they rework it again and I don't really want to do that shit either
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>>176438580
There's not for any paid one. The closest I can think of is "Situation Normal" where you have to answer 4 pagers in a row that pretty much requires Clover's deck
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>No one here wants them
>No one on Reddit wants them
Who are they for?
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>>176439005
autistic people like me
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>>176439005
"steam forums" and literal nobody's just like the seal mask and the jump masks
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>>176427627
Scarface is really cool
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so are like the vr players going to get unique and or different skills and perkdeck? I can't see all of the ones we have now working in vr.
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Do the VR fags get quarantined to only play with other VR fags? Or will they be ruining my pubs?
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>>176439841
they said on stream vr fags can play with normal players
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>>176439841
don't worry, no one plays VR
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>we get this faggot youtuber instead of tribes as a heister
worst time line
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So buy DLCs or wait for Ultimate? I'm missing like 10 of them.
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>>176440253
>Wanting a shitter that is all talk
>>176440382
Buy them now
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>>176440382
Cheaper to buy now
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>>176438717
>The closest I can think of is "Situation Normal" where you have to answer 4 pagers in a row that pretty much requires Clover's deck
Categorically false.
You could answer 4 pagers in 90 seconds without Burglar with plenty of time leftover.Also Situation Normal is a loud cheevo.
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>>176440505
>>176440454
Do I need all DLCs to automatically get Ultimate version? Because for instance I already have pre-order soundtrack version and I refuse to buy e-celeb DLC.
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I think the best part about the phone game would be all the botting and cheating you could do once it comes out.
Run it in an emulator, aimbot all day.
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>>176440857
Ultimate is all DLC minus the e-celeb and limited time DLC, so I'd assume so.
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>>176441019
I bet you'll get something like 50% off the Ultimate Edition and a personal fuck you even if you're missing only one or two DLCs because of the way Steam works so I guess I'm buying everything now. Overshill got me this time.
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>>176441607
What the fuck is that?
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>>176442314
Nothing to worry about, goy.
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>>176440696
Oh yeah, Situation Normal is Hoxy Boxy without Keycards isn't it? It's been years since I've done it
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>>176439093
>Is anyone else happy for Ethan and Hilla?
>Almost all the comments say "No"
The community seems to be loving it
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>total payday 2 dlc costing over $200
>compressing it down to $45 to be all included with the base game and removing the option to buy dlcs separately
I'm okay with this
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>That comic artist was fired because no one liked her shitty comics
Gold
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>>176443178
>She was fired after only two comics
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>>176430442
>>176431585
Yeah, what the fuck.
I mean her original reveal wasn't flattering in the slightest, and her in-game model didn't match it when they released. But she grows on you man.
Saying it's out of contrarianism makes it sound like we're pretentious fucks or something.
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>>176443856
I like Bonnie
She looks like a guy but that's fine, and she has a good voice and attitude, and screams without sounding like a kicked cat
Who the fuck would brag about ironically liking a heister anyway
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>>176443856
People like Bonnie because all the other female heisters are literal trash.
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>>176444221
Eh, Clover's okay. Shitney was a mistake.
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are we ever going to find Kento? Old japanese man deserves his happy ending.
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>>176445180
Hila is Kento
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>>176443425
>>176443178
Kind of feel bad.
It's not their fault Starbreeze didn't know what the fuck they were doing when they picked them. Now they'll probably kill herself instead of trying to get better to stop sucking one day.
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>>176445318
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>>176445573
They never know what their own fan-base wants other than game fixes and better balancing wich is pretty vague statments, anything that requires actualy listening to feedback they don't understand, i mean a mothly 5 page that explains some aspect of the game such as how is the FBI investigation going after losing the server and the rat is more interesting to me than "here have a comic that somone that only had 5 minutes with the game made"
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>>176446346
I like lore stuff like Hoxton Revenge, but then they just decided to add more meme shit. Their lore isn't even that horrible when they try, and people seem to like that more than some unfunny comic or DLC pack that should have stayed an April Fool's pack. Maybe they'll do better with the next game.
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So I just heard about all thise, did I miss anything?
>h3h3 guy and his wife playable
>ultimate edition next month, dlc not purchasable individually after that
>more support until late 2018
>all future dlc to be free
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MR FOSTER HEISTER WHEN REEEEEE
ALSO TRASHLEY IF YOU'RE HERE PLEASE TELL THE DEVS THAT THE NEW HEISTER CAN'T CATCH BAGS IF YOU GET HIM AS A BOT
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can someone explain why overkill and h3h3 is suddenly sucking each other's dick
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>>176451283
there's literally a website that tells you why
it's a donation to them
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>>176450456
Also it always tells me to join the community group for the shank even though I'm in it already and it randomly resets my preferred heisters.
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>>176451363
oh ok
can someone explain why overkill is suddenly sucking h3h3's dick
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>>176451498
same reason they added the meme masks
almir thinks they're fucking hilarious.
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Same as hotline miami, they liked their shit
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>>176451596
Kill Almir.
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why does this fucking game keep crashing randomly
every time I click on whatever, there's like a 1% chance of instantly crashing to desktop
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>>176450657
Glad to see there are some sane people.
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sigh
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>>176450456
>no mr. foster
>2 jew meme youtubers
Overkill has no fucking clue what they're doing.
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>>176456725
Fuck off Solar
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>>176456725
>3 downs
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>>176456868
He's playing on one down you donut
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>>176456837
>no mr. foster
>no nick
this is all going to hell
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>>176457094
I can't tell you how much more I'd want Nick or Foster over h3h3.
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>>176456725
>take Nine Lives Aced
>still go grey anyway
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>>176458556
why would you ace nine lives for stealth
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>>176458556
>take Nine Lives Aced
>on a stealth build
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>>176458591
>>176458612
Don't look at me, I'm not the one going grey on a stealth heist.
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>>176458556
>>176458651
Maybe it was OD
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>VR
for what reason
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>>176459076
for them shekels
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>h3h3 and his big nose wife replace dallas and chains
>john wick replace hoxton
>bodhi replace houston
>clover replace wolf since all they do is screaming anyways
I hope you are ready for memeday 3 ;)
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so no more paid DLCs?
at last, my wallet can feel safe now
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>>176426850
>anime reaction image
you're no better
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>>176457094
Nick would be amazing.Him and Francis
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>>176459738
>no Jacket
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>>176462142
I was naming shit characters. Jacket isn't shit
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>>176462931
I thought you were just naming crossover characters and ended with Clover because you forgot about Jacket.I miss his old face, he looks so angry now.
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>>176463026
>naming crossover charactesr
>ended with Clover
You fucking what?
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>>176463395
Read the 5 words after that. Like "shit I don't have enough crossover characters so I'll just name Clover."it's 4:30 am and i have brain damage so i get confused easily i'm sorry
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>>176463485It's okay. I love you, Anon!
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ultimate edition codes when?
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To make an omlett you gotta break some eggs, you know what I mean?Fucking when?
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>>1764657232018
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Inb4 overkill shits out as much dlc as possible between now and june 8th
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Some gay manchild and his ugly Jewface wife. Why. Let's just add Boogie now he can come with No Mercy hospital.
PAY FOR MT HEALTHCARE
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>>176466118
They'll get enough money through h3h3 fans that don't know any better both now and once the DLC drops.
Then comes Payday 3. $60, pre-order bonuses, day one season pass which will only cover certain types of DLC for a set period of time, multiple sets of microtransactions, and to top it all off, it'll perform the same, if not worse than Payday 2.
At the end of the day, we had a good run with this game. I look back and see mistakes, but they do not overshadow the great times that were had by all.
I'll miss you, /pdg/. Let's make this final year great, together.
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>>176466512
Except that 30% goes to valve and the rest goes to h3h3. They said it on the stream. So dont but it ;)
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>>176466695
...What does that have to do with anything that >>176466465 said?
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>Someone is planning to attack PAYDAY gang
let's invite 2 jews
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>>176466756
>>176466695
Oh fuck me disregard that, it's way past my bedtime and the emoticon threw me off. I see what you mean now, and yes I completely forgot about that.
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Hey guys.
I tried Payday 2 the other day, and I'm curious to know what's so "good" about it... and why it's so popular?
The shooting feeling was so bad and it felt like a poor console port (which I guess it was). It was so arcade. Also, how do you guys actually enjoy the game with such repetitiveness? It's always the same thing... enemies coming in waves... go find your team with the halo thing... heal teammate... repeat, etc.
I played it for maybe 2 hours, then I uninstalled it to free space on my hdd.
Can anyone give me a good answer? Thanks.
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>>176466958
Newfag leave
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>>176466958
>repetitive
Try different builds
Try stealth
>shooting feeling
Change sensitivity, take off training wheels (sticky aim, aim assist)
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>other player goes into custody
>game crash
Nice game. I hope several men have non-consensual anal sex with Overkill's coders.
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I'm gonna fucking kick anyone that joins my game playing as le epic meme youtuber
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>>176468465
Implying anyone would want to play with the likes of (you).
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>>176466958
>The shooting feeling was so bad and it felt like a poor console port
Like the other Anon said, change your settings up. Try playing with VSync turned off. This really sounds like something on your end.
>It was so arcade.
But that is exactly why it is so popular. FPS these days go for more "realism" which LOOKS good, but almost always plays like shit. Payday 2 is a video game, first and foremost.
>It's always the same thing
Surprise surprise, video games are repetitive bullshit. This isn't a bad thing if the player enjoys the core gameplay cycle. Thankfully, there's a rather large amount of combinations of skills, perk decks, weapons, and armor to play with across the three relevant difficulty levels.
At the end of the day, if you don't like the game, that's fine, even if it's good and popular. For instance, I didn't like Dark Souls at all after giving it a go for 10 hours on the PS3. Tried it again when it came out on PC, didn't make it 3 hours.
Thanks for giving it a try and stopping by. If you ever want to try to dip your toes in again, read through the OP resources in these threads, and remember to ALWAYS host your own game.
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>>176463026
his old face was cute in that nasty hotline miami way. If you got him in the right light he looked like a splice of Michael Cera and wojak
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>>176466785
>I don't know where my son is...will he be able to forgive me should we meet again?
>Someone is plotting to destroy the Payday gang, we are in great danger...
>VAPE NAYSH YALL HAHA FUPAAAAAAAAA PAPA BLESS
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Remember when this game wasn't meme shit?
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>>176472448
I know, they day the added the meme masks in PD:TH is were it all began.
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>>176466958
It has best music, game is weapon porn, it very dynamic, if you liked i once you will like it forever.
>The shooting feeling was so bad
default weapons without mods are always bad you need customise them
> It was so arcade
don't play on normal, try death wish loud
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haven't played in a few years
does goonmod still work to unlock colors/patterns?
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>>176473282
Goonmod is dead forever but use this
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19109#prevsbox
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haha vape
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bone hurting juice throwable when
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>>176476472
good meme fellow redditor
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>>176476514
Hey, might as well use shit reddit memes since h3h3 and his wife are getting into the game
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>>176345129
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Make Me A Sandwich (daily_toast)
Brought to you by Clover.
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>176476803
>we are getting vaporwave robber, reddit kike and his wife.
>this means there will be one empty spot on the charecter selection screen
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>>176479003
>inb4 they add generalmcbadass by the end of 2018
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>>176479003
The last character will be an Indian woman.
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>>176479173
Honestly I have no idea why didn't they do this already. That would have been 1000 times better than having 2 meme celebrities that have nothing to do with the game expect for the same kids that watch them happen to play the game too.
>everyone who playes payday knows who he is
>likable
>helped popularize the game
Why is overkill so retarded?
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>>176480475
what ifgen is kento
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>>176480901
>white guy voicing an asian
WHITEWASHING
RACISM
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>>176480475
Gen and Almir are friends in steam, you know that?
Also, Genpaihas nice voice
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>>176480475what if i told you that not everyone likes him
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>>176482519
Guess we should remove Dallas, because not everyone likes him
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>>176482519
Why would someone not like him? He's pretty chill
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>>176482608
Agreed.
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>>176482631
I think it's just Given dickriders that dislike him
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>>176480475
>>likable
wrong, generalmcfatass is shit tier
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>>176483009
elaborate
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>>176480475
>make shitty meme videos on payday
>get added to the game
It can't be this easy
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>>176482883
>Given
That dick that say n word every 3 seconds, pff
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>>176483225
>shitty meme videos
his videos are very comfy to watch you know
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>>176483225
Better alternative to what we're getting
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>>176483391
>comfy
Nice meme argument, his videos are boring as shit and
>>176483424
I would prefer neither desu, ecelebs need to die
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>>176482519
I don't like him, but at least he plays Payday.
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>>176483225
>Meme videos
He does gameplay and that's it you retard and at least he doesn't look/sound like a fag like that Connor kid
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There's no hotter way to wake up in the morning than with my Ashley's cock inside of me. Usually she takes me from behind. This is my favorite position because I can lie there pretending I'm sleeping while she slides herself in and out of me. I let her think she's being so clever, getting off without me knowing it. Fat chance! But I let her think she's getting away with something anyway.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q1plG0Dhag
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>>176484451
>bulldozer meme videos
>le ebin shenanigans videos
Nope, no memes here
>he doesn't look/sound like a fag
But he sure as hell talks like one
>Connor kid
literally who
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>>176484737
i am not into amputee
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>>176484451
Ugh Connor Shaw is such an annoying prick, why does the entire subreddit suck his toes
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>>176485808
wellit depends
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>>176415881
>hila's pained screams while downed/taking damage
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>CoP is not included in the ultimate edition
Yeah, but what about
>jacket character pack
>alien ware mask and melee
>Humble bundle masks
>E3 masks
>payday con masks
>dozer bobble head mask
>the party hat
>the pencil
>Sydney charity mask
And what ever I'm missing, Do you also get all of those with the ultimate edition?
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keep drilling you piece of shit
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i'm ok with ethan and his wife being in the game
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>>176488812
Thanks mister on the spectrum
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>>176489746
How did you know I have aspergers?
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>>176490221we all do
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Does fire/poison proc grinder?
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>>176492437
Fire does, not sure about poison. I recommend dragan's breath shotguns with grinder, it's insanely fun and viable on anything below OD.
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>>176492724
>Kill with fire bullets
>0 kills at the end count
My autism tells me to use a grenade launcher instead even if those bullets are broken to no end.
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>>176493785
>shotgun
>bullets
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>overkill adds a new safe
>I already got me weekly drop
FUCK
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>>176494234
Doesn't it reset every time they make a new safe
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Pewdiepie dlc when?
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Fixed an issue with when using the Riktpunkt Magnifier Gadget on the Street Sweeoer Shotgun
>Sweeoer
quality Swedish spelling
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>>176494190
sorry /k/ Shells*, if that triggered your autism.
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>>176494234
>I already got me weekly drop
are you irish?
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>>176494354
Would make sense because Sweden but no.
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I thought the H3h3 pack was just an April fool's joke.
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>>176407169
Nigger
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muh fuggin update ni/pdg/ga
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>>176495827
apparently reddit loved so much that joke and wanted it to be real that they decided to do it for real
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>>176495976
I don't visit reddit at all and I like it, sorry you don't.
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>>176495976
Oh well.I look forward to playing his wife.
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>>176496057
You should look forward to suicide
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>>176496373
No you.
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>>176496057
Can she even talk loud? seems like bitch is high on some meds 24/7
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>>176496660
She has anxiety or something
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>>176496660
maybe her perk deck will be build around painkillers
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Wake up
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>scorpians
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>future DLC will be free
I thought Overkill liked money
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>>176501906
what, when did they say that?!
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>>176501906
you will see , they gonna release a shit ton of paid dlc before the H3H3 one , and after that ? they gonna do like with sangres , release safes so that they still make cash out of us
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>>176502062
>release safes so that they still make cash out of us
>mfw I remembered there will be a H3H3 safe
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>>176502183
BOIIIII
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>>176502285
I think the upgrade is $45, and if you already had DLC you get a discount
the more dlc you own, the higher the discount
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>>176502456
This
But right now its even cheaper so go for it
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> $1.07 in wallet
Do I buy BBQ pack or is there something better
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>>176502697
Show what you have of course
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>>176502697
Depends on what you like dawg. You care about concealment? If so get Spec Ops.
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>>176502697
Depends what you have
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>>176502236
my god i forgot about that , what kind of horrible skins are we gonna get ?
i swear if one have a 420 meme or some shit
also what the fuck kind of mask will they have ?
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>>176502697
the most fun are bbq, ninja and overkill packs
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>>176502765
>>176502806
>>176502820
I have literally nothing except armored transport, sokol, spec ops, and hotline miami
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>>176503439
Then get mod courier, ak/car pack, weapon packs
In that order
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Oh god I found these by accident and to think that this guy played like this
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>>176503738
I want to fucking vomit
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>>176503439
You must have Gage Mod Courier trust me.
Clover dlc perk for stealth
Dragan dlc perk for loud, hit with melee heal you 20% hp, 32% dmg resistance
ninja pack have op kunai that instakill with poison
Heists dlc if you want create lobby when you want
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>>176503439
Get it all then dude
>>176503738
>>176503903
God the fuck with this shit
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>>176503683
>>176503962
Thanks
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>>176504026
well, fraps also kill fps when recording
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>>176503738
>>176503823
>5fps
>shit quality
>that fov
>FRAPS
this man is living a dangerous life
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>laugh at people who are going to buy e-celeb shit pack
>realize characters come with perks
fug
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Game crashes when i try to collect the mods from the daily jobs, anyone is having the same issue?
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>>176505057
what mods you use
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>>176505057
No
>Doing sidejobs
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Just got the new Sangres safe. How long before I can list this on the market?
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>>176504752
Oh shit
What perks would they even have
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>>176505162
But I needSee More Sights and LED combos.
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>>176505430
You can list it right away
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>>176504752
>realize the dlc unlocker exists
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>>176505474
Usecontinental coins
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>>176505458
>get stat bonuses from wearing meme masks
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>>176505639I don't have any left.
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>>176505430
get rid of it as soon the iron is hot because people like always go full retard for new shiny stuff even though its a free drop.
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>>176505552
>get cheater fag tag
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>>176505914
>scary bad goy tag
oh no what will you dohost your own game maybe and avoid shitters at the same time
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>>176505914
Cheater tag isn't permanent, it only lasts in one lobby
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>>176505515
>>176505906
The safe along with all skins are not on the market yet. It will not let me post it due to some error so I assumed there was some sort of waiting period. Is this a bug? Also how much should I post it for?
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>>176506118
>>176506161
Let me explain you
When i started in 2014 i played trustee bank with cheater, but i didnt know that. I got 40 millions $ that's impossible. I left lobby, game showed me message like "i see you got too much money, do you wanna rewind it like nothing happened?" I pressed Yes and nothing bad happened after. I dont want some fag ruin my game.
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>>176507238
Literally never happened
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>>176507238
memetastic x and then you put a d after it to make a face like this xd
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>>176507238
Learn English before lying online again, please
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>>176496057
im excited to spam EEETHAN all the time
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>your favourite heister won't be back in pd3
>the one you hate the most will
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>>176508672
>ethan calling jacket : HEY MIXTAPE GUY !
>ethan getting revived : PAPA BLESS
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>>176508979
Maybe if we start hating our favorites we can game the system
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>>176509078
Genius. They'll never see it coming
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>>176502697
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There has to be a catch with this ultimate edition thing. I just don't get why they would do this. It's nice, but it's not the sort of thing Overkill does.
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>>176509742
It's not, someone found two mannequins in suits posed like that in a store and it became a meme
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I wonder how fucking bad ethan and hilas face will look since overkill knows fuck all on how to model faces
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>>176510058
well scarface was alright , it looked like tony like in the ps2 game
john wick , boddhi and Jimmy face however
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>>176510058
They can't even model bodies, everyone has fucked up short arms
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>when you play as Sydney and some kid keeps relentlessly talking lewd to your character in chat
Fucking pubs.
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>>176510921
Literally never happen
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>>176510921
>have basic voices reborn
>spam a sound that makes Sydney moan constantly
>get kicked
Worth it
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>>176483225
If by shitty meme videos on payday I think you mean maria or maliciouscarrot
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>>176492437
>proc
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tfw someone that hacked their 25-100 kicks you for using the pc in big bank because they think it ruins stealth
kek
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>>176512315
Post profile to send invite
inb4 private profile
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>There is unironically people that use "macros" for the saw
>Saws from side to side "because its faster"
>Its a tf2brony
Way to go
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>>176513681
*there unironically are
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>>176513681
I still don't know how to properly saw. I just fucking guess at where to saw and hope it works.
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>>176514145
There's a saw icon on where to saw
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>>176512315
>tfw hosting
>tfw kicking ruskie script kiddies
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>>176514001
*there are unironically
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>>176514459
>unironically people
is wrong
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>>176514459
his sentence flows better i think
>there unironically are people that use "macros" for the saw
>there are unironically people that use "macros" for the saw
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>no filter for searching for crime sprees within x levels of you
reee
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>>176514750
There is?
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>>176514865
am i blind and stupid, i don't see it
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>>176514750
There are but on hundreds I think
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gay
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>>176520463
scalies
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>99% of skins are boring shit
>even legendary skins
>people buy safes
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>>176520612
when?
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>>176520952
>>people buy safes
Lady, they are putting my kids through college
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>>176520952
>boring shit
yes thats why i sell them
>people buy safes
they take one for the team, unsung heroes that let me buy other games
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>>176520952
The best ones are the simpler ones like the bronco Quickdrawn Hunter or the Throwback for the amcar, they're cheap too because they're not edgystripes.
Some camo skins are alright as well.
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>>176520952
>Being poor
>>176523079
>Posting the literal cuck skin
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>>176523201
what makes it a "cuck skin"?
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>>176523201
What's your problem, dude?
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>>176523425
The skin was called Quckdrawn before, not Quickdrawn
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>>176523651
retard
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>>176523651
Oh, so a mistake in typing that was eventually fixed makes this good looking skin a "cuck weapon"?
Grow the fuck up.
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>>176523201
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>>176523651
>acting dum
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Who's wants to join some PD:TH Achievement getting? Blood in, Blood out, Stand Together, Quick draw and Hot Lava come to mind
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>spend hour doing the Big Oil daily job
>game crashes everytime I try and claim the weapon mod reward
t-thanks
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>>176526748
>using mods
You did this to yourself.
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>>176526748
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19922
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>>176527998
The game crashes regardless of mods or not. Took off my mods to see and it still crashed and it did.
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yfw they put Ethan and Hila into payday 3
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>>176530876
>Ethan
>Hila
>Bodhi
>Sydney
>this is the payday 3 main crew
>mfw
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>>176530876
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>bodhi gets flustered when talking to sydney
>two most annoying heisters have a crush on each other
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le epic eceleb pack xd
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SICARIO PATCH NOTES ARE A LIE.
They didn't just change the descriptions. They nerfed the whole god damn deck. It can't even compete on DW now. It's missing 10 dodge.
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>>176535161
I never used that shit, what was changed
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>>176535161
Pretty sure some values were actualy doubled
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>>176536798
On what? The smoke grenade that isn't mobile and only happens every 30 seconds?
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>>176536843
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/1327844097116845936/
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>>176530876
>>176531197
Don't give them any ideas
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>>176536993
I'm looking now and I see no such stat error.
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>>176537291
They released the perk deck bugged giving more bonus than it was intended, now it's working as the description says
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>>176537389
Oh, you mean they were doubled but now are fixed.
The 25 dodge flat is the only thing that made the deck viable though. Having default 15 with a max of 25 makes the deck too weak to consider.
They also DID nerf the smoke grenade. It has less duration.
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>Fixing things now is nerfing
>>
started using dragan's breath w/ crit, pretty fun.
however, should i use mosconi or izhma with dragan's breath?
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post your preferred heisters in order
jacket > dragan > sokol > chains
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>>176542049
So that the deck was intended to be uselessly shit this whole time is better?
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>>176542128
low damage shotties are the way to go
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>>176390981
Almir, please update the soundtrack.
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i want to run goliath with dragan's breath
will it proc OVERKILL
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>>176545826
Fuck off
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>>176542148sydney> jiro > scarface > wolf
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http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/payday2-ultimate-edition/
>Be vaguely funny and charismatic Jew
>Get literally everything handed to you on a silver platter
What the fuck?
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>>176551361
>Literally whos in the game
WHY
>>
don
>>
>>
85% discount means no more codes from trashly
>>
Reminder that you cant get the Alpha Mauler anymore
F
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look on the bright side:
since you now have to hand over shekels for all previous dlc, you will need to pay to have bohdi, which means no one will play him
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>>176552487
dum
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>>176554264
What did he mean by this?
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>>176556661
shitposting
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>>176556661
This meme needs to die and so do you. Fuck off back to /a/ with the rest of your shitskin manlet friends
>>
Anyone else getting crashes after the last update (safe) while placing sentry bots?
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>>176484737
>Draw fingers on right hand
>Left hand is a stump
Literally fucking why
>>
>>176551361
>>176551568
Because jews help out other jews regardless. I know it's hard for goyim to understand, but jews have community.
>>
I sincerely hope jew perk deck will be shit so i won't have to unlock this dlc
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>>176557742
the drawing is bad because Shitney is bad
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>>176551361
PAYDAY 2: Ultimate Edition will cost $45 and will include all previously released content*!
(*excluding the Ethan and Hila Character Pack available separately as well as any temporary campaign eg. the ‘Lootbag’ DLC or the Completely OVERKILL Pack DLC
>No Completely OVERKILL Pack DLC
The Ethan and Hila Character Pack for $4.99, and the subsequent revenue from the Ethan and Hila Character Pack is going straight to Ethan and Hila themselves, and we at OVERKILL get 0%.
> and we at OVERKILL get 0%.
How much will it cost to upgrade my PAYDAY 2 game to the Ultimate Edition if I haven’t bought all DLC before June 8th?
That differs, depending on how many DLCs you already own.
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Hey fellow heisters!
I was told on reddit and discord that I can get DLC codes on this site. When is the next giveaway? :)
Thanks! :D
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>>176560038
reddit go away fugg :DDD
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>>176560038
im dropping my codes in 5 minutes
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>>176560038
In fact those codes are dropped on reddit, they just told you that so you'd miss them. So go back there and I hope you'll grab some:)
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>>176560085
Cheers bro! :D What DLC are you giveawaying? :D I may already have it :| (I have Sydney character pack, Shotgun pack and Humble Mask Pack 3)
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>>176560085
It's been 8 minutes now bro are you still doing giveaway? :s
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>>176560452
yes
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Since the fucking Mexican update PD2 runs like fucking ass on mygaming notebook
It worked fine on max settings with solid 60FPS, even with 8 smokes on the same spot and 300 corpses shoved into the same corner
Now I get lagspikes whenever there are more then 10 cops on the screen or I zoom in with a weapon
I lowered the graphic settings but I still have the same problem.
I supsected that my GPU or CPU might be fucked, but other games that require more resources from GPU and CPU work perfectly fine
So, anyone has any idea what might be the problem here?
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>>176562342
you
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>>176562385
Neat.
I just put my cat in front of the laptop and PD2 turned into a Holodeck version of the game, with live feedback on weapon recoil and bullet damage on my body. My cat is now dead but atleast I know where the problem is.
Thanks, you're a fucking wizard.
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>>176562342
>zoom in with a weapon
dof
>any idea what might be the problem here?
(You)
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>>176562516
>dof
The problem still happens, DoF on or off, I loose arround 20FPS when I zoom in with a weapon
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>>176562342
http://paydaymods.com/mods/383/FS
in settings choose 0
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17459
turn off vsync and "unload cash from video card" option
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>>176562740
lower texture streaming chunks to like 256
you will load much slower but the ADS drop will be gone
it's overkill's shitty LoD system, not you
examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zMRt1xYTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JvChGnrLxg
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>>176562342
https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/540744935889201200/
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>>176564680
It's a "full game" bundle, you dont buy it if you have everything already
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>>176565491
>>176565491
next heist
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