Spess Autism on a Spess Drama

First for cute space waifus

[07:06:25]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Nice one you meme
[07:07:34]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): what?
[07:07:40]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Don't go afk at stupid times
[07:07:51]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): how can I know when it's a stupid time
[07:08:03]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Considering you were robbed because you were afk
[07:08:14]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): what was I robbed of?
[07:08:33]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): you know I am a late join cap right?
[07:08:56]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): You still went afk and got memed when borgs needed help
[07:09:15]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): well I guess I better fucking glue my eyes to the screen because you never know what's going to happen you silly nigger
[07:09:51]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Yeah don't go afk as a captain after ordering the head of someone
[07:10:15]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): I'll do what I want Sacred and you can ban me for it if you'd like and we'll see what the other mins think
[07:18:59]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Fair enough if you do it again though, im job banning you for a day
[07:19:35]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): So if I don't have sixth sense and have to leave my computer or tab out for any reason and right at that moment some people come up to me with a problem you're going to job ban me
[07:21:40]ADMIN: PM: SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee)->SerWind/(Shawn Cook): Stop being an autistic sperg serwind
[07:21:56]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Shawn Cook)->SacredAtom/(Weedy McGee): Good one Sacred, you're such a fool, lol

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>>176213581
nth for waifushit is a dead meme and you should feel ashamed of yourself for investing in such a shit tier market as WFU.

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STUFF YOUR WAIFUS TODAY

>>176213669
You keep saying it's a dead meme but I prefer the term retro.

>>176213642
this is advanced autism, almost as autistic as the waifu posters

>>176213767
Retro would imply it's still in good taste. This isn't retro, it's necrophilia. Every last piece of WFU or HSB stock is just that, the walking, worm infested corpses of a once living meme. , Look at some of the still "living" husbandos or waifus, they're all either rehashes of previous greats, with none of the personality to go with them, or they're shallow, walking shells of their former selves.
Waifushit is as dead as a Norwegian Blue.

>>176213642
lmaoing at your life

1st for horatio getting banned when

>>176214405
Dive the logs, make the request. He's done some stupid shit consistently, should be easy.

>>176213991
Just because the quality of the meme has deteriorated over the years you cannot deny its popularity and well-made structure at its peak.
It -is- retro, and I'm awfully nostalgic for the times when the waifu meme meant something still.

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>>176214527
i havent seen him bomb on non-antag once or i wouldve had my request up the second the round was over
>cant request a ban because DUDE BOMBS LMAO is fine as antag apparently
>even if you do it EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GET ANTAG
>even if you get antag 3 times in a row

>>176214612
>meant something
All it has ever meant is 'giant textslut who uses cutesy words in an attempt to attract pathetic, thirsty men to shower it with affection'.
Stop being silly, Shiggy.

>>176214715
It appears to me you never discovered the true meme and instead were just observing faux-memes and low quality content that bore similar name to the original greatness.
I won't stop being silly.

when will rin and avada come back

>>176215238
Hopefully never.
>>176215004
>original greatness
what was that original greatness? You playing PDA-sext with a blue haired twit? You brainwashing new, otherwise decent players into foaming at the mouth, waifu-thirsty retards?
Where is the greatness in all of this?

>>176215418
>You playing PDA-sext with a blue haired twit? You brainwashing new, otherwise decent players into foaming at the mouth, waifu-thirsty retards?
As I thought, you have captured the meme in its decline and thus are complaining about things that, sadly, brought it forward (though I could dispute the latter clause/question - I don't remember "brainwashing new otherwise decent players" into anything.
No, the golden age of the waifu meme was 2014, if not earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldKDJvN6_ew

dun, dun, dunnnn......

>>176215238
Avada didn't leave

WFU has been dead since the day Mallory Brooks left desu lads

>>176215574
>I don't remember brainwashing new players into anything
>'i totally didn't teach a slavaboo, an annoying detective player, and whorena that waifushit was acceptable!'

>>176215874
I agree wholeheartedly desu ladabad
>>176215878
Oh now that you put it like that.

Valkeryie Skies is the new waifu.

>>176215878
>an annoying detective player

Yeah this desu lads, Mallory Brooks more like SHIT. I can name over 400 detectives better than mallory or bateman.

>>176216108
Name 400 detectives & 3 cinemas where this happens

A bunch of our coders abandon our project and restart ss14
https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14

>>176216387
Good.

>>176216387
>bunch
>PJB's in the group
I'll stay here. I'll be happy if he leaves the GitHub to... Everyone else, really.

>>176215979
>when you put it like that
Yeah, sounds a lot like brainwashing doesn't it?

>>176216609
It's not like I showed them pro-waifu propaganda and deprived them of other sources of information!
Not to mention, waifushit is acceptable.

>>176216508
By everyone else do you mean, all the other people who have also left with him?

>>176216194
Victoria Rathen
Surfer Brooks
Naomi Williams
Surfer Girl
Trinity Prewitt
Ailsa
Souhei
Avada
Eloise
Ivy Stocker
Terry Watson

100% serious

>>176216850
>all the other people
Who gives a shit?
If they think that anyone will miss them, they're fucking wrong.

>>176216775
Hey shiggy, what job is the best for up and coming waifus like this beauty *points to chest*

>>176216981
The thrust of my point is, this codebase is fucking dead.

>>176216775
>waifushit is acceptable
>playing kissyface with PDA notes in the bar is acceptable

The Green haired Devil that stole my heart

Shiggy, who is the current best girl?

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>>176217657

I want to sniff Naomi's hair

>>176217714
>Current

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>>176217714
>catherine the whore
its like you want your dick to rot off

>>176216872
at least one of those doesn't play detective

>>176218016
At least 3 of them don't play anymore
At least 2 of them are the same person
At least one of them isn't a waifu

>>176218129
being a waifu wasn't a requirement was it?

>>176218269
Being a waifu is ALWAYS a requirement

when was your last roll, vg?
mine's been days.

>>176217059
SS13 is dead but I think what the world needs more of is head of personnel waifus.
>>176217103
It drives roleplay somewhat if you're not braindead. Like, for example, doing the bomb gimmick with the captain and his waifu (a la Batman movie) as an antag.
>>176217714
isn't me. >>176217657 I haven't been around enough to notice any good ones but M. Brooks is the best girl of the year.

>>176218672
Vampire, such a shitty antag

Glare sucks and is too short, Hypnotize takes too long

Getting off the ground is a chore

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>Long round, lowish pop
>Only one in Cargo. Just a lonely tech.
>No has been by in damn near an hour
>Comms pretty quiet
>Fuck it. I'm going to learn to open crates that don't belong to me.
>Grab hacking shit and go to sneak in through the maintenance tunnels behind the bar
>Go through the rec room
>Someone in there
>Grab a laser tag gun and start shooting him
>He wanders off
>Door into the tunnel already jammed open
>Hack into bartender's door and jam it open
>Grab shotgun
>Where's the fucking ammo?
>Click about some
>BLAM
>Explode.. something back there
>Look down tunnel
>No one comes running
>Fiddle with bandolier to see if there's ammo in that
>Fuck it, I need to get back to cargo
>Step out in the maintenance hall
>Security cyborg standing right there
>Have shotgun in one hand
>Have multitool in the other
>Dressed like cargo
>Door behind me not closing
>Clearly where I don't belong
>Freeze
>We just stand there for a good 10 seconds while my mind reels trying to come up with a half way acceptable excuse
>Borg wanders off
>Run back to Cargo, bobbing and weaving in halls hoping no one will notice the shotgun
>Get in the back
>My weapons and shotgun shell crate has arrived
>BLAM
>Nothing
>Break shotgun
>Fucking beanbags
>Fuck with lathe
>Print a few shells
>ITS NOT FUCKING WORKING
>Build an IED
>Stand back
>BLAM
>"Explosion detected at this position"
>Start shoving spent shotgun shells in the trash
>Hide shotgun in empty crate
>Trying to repair panels
>MOMMI comes in
>Freeze again
>Is it going to tattle on me? Do they speak English? Do we even have an AI?
>It buzzes around Cargo for a moment
>Doesn't even do anything and leaves
>Get back to shotgunning crates open just because I can

Man, screw survival horror games. Those two encounters were probably the most scared I've ever been in a video game. Still, learned some very important lessons in the process. Opening crates is a pain and silicones are like T-rexes in that if you don't move they can't see you.

>>176218831
Mallory Brooks was a bad detective, a bad waifu and a bad player. Just like you, you love yourself so much you obsess over a player thats just as shit as you.

>>176219010
Me:
>a good detective
>a bad waifu
>a good player
Mallory:
>a bad detective
>a good waifu
>a good player

You might have been onto something but no

>>176218978
If you want to open crates without access, either steal an emitter from Engineering or order a goat

>>176213642
He has a point. Don't take captain if you're not in for the long haul.

>>176218831
>drives roleplay
No, it really doesn't. It takes players away from important places that they should be playing, like Medbay, and makes them useless to the round.
Your little proteges are proof of that.

>>176216387
Good riddance. Now they're interact with other turbo autists and still fail to realize how insufferable they are

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>le sneaky c*ders attempting ANOTHER ss13 remake

>>176217890
What about Trinity "Fucks any Dickgirl they see" Prewitt?

>>176217069
Better dead than fucked up with their garbage. I've been doing tutorials in my spare time so I can fix shit.

>>176218881
Kill some dudes. Succ the dead blood to uncap faster then use speed hypno memes

>>176219143
It's a learning process. There's lots to do in this game. Now I'm a little more attuned to what I should and shouldn't do. I learned lots in my retarded adventure.

>>176218978
If you think that's scary then you really, really really don't want to be security in a cult round. That'll help you appreciate real survival horror

>>176219109
>shiggy is a good detective and good player
>mallory was a good waifu and good player

You need to take your meds shiggy my boy, stop spending all your money on drugs and actually remember to save money for rent :)

Do not bully shiggy is he a sick boy.

>>176219764
who is best detective, though?

>>176220039
I would say me, but I'm awful

>>176218978
you seem like a little bitch desu, the most real spook I got was patrolling the abandoned medbay in deffiency with a buddy, I lose sight of him for 10 seconds and his SPS pings his death before I got bumrushed with stun papers and cult swords

>>176219631
>Not the disk holder on a nuke op round

>>176220039
Kurt Jacobs when he's traitor

>>176220218
That's not much paranoia. You just stick with your escort and kill whoever kills them then jetpack sax in a killbox you made if it looks bad

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At last, I have the itch for spess once again.

The itch must be scratched.

>>176220039
Megurine Luka

>>176220732
don't

>>176219764
Prove I was a bad detective or else you're a stale memer

>>176220924
You rarely if ever actually bagged any criminals. Most of the time you played detective, you were playing kissyface in the bar, or you were dead.

>>176220924
It's been almost a year since you played, I don't remember specifically why you were bad but I know that I was far better and also much cuter than mallory "ugly" brooks :3

>>176221012
The detective's job isn't sec officer with a fancier gun, it's investigation which I did extremely well up to the point of having the whole station evacuated because I managed to catch traces of stealthops.
It was stealthops and I saved EVERYONE, so I don't know.
>>176221113
Shut up Sunshine Gabriel

>>176221168
I remember you bragged about this stealthops thing before, sad!

>>176221168
>>176221113
also this, you don't even play anymore, so you're automatically a bad detective

>>176221229
Okay how about catching a traitor fifteen minutes in (three minutes after a crime scene was established) even though they used a disguise and scrambled their medrecords (sad and sloppy!)

>>176218978
Man, this reminds me so much of when I started playing. Just keep going, you'll get less and less scared as you play.

>>176221636
Been there, done that.

>bragging about his 2 decent rounds
sad!

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Slime_People
rework soon

>Your waifu gets a 3 day ban for non antag murder
>quit the server forever
>play lifeweb
>spend your weekdays shitposting on 4chan and doing drugs

guess who

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>>176221770
>The reproduction crap is still in

>>176221770
>using female sprite on the wikipage
That's basically opening up to your fetish nature of writing lore and wanting them round start
>>176222049
Did he pay for the 400 dollar lifeweb super cocks

>>176213642
>I'll do what I want Sacred and you can ban me for it if you'd like and we'll see what the other mins think
>SerWind thinking he has any idea what good admins would think

>>176221168
Shiggy why are you so obsessed with Mallory?
Why can't you get a real girlfriend instead of chasing pixel puss?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA

>>176221752
Just admit it, Sunny-side-up Gabroni, you're not a better detective!
>>176222049
Hey that's me
>>176222346
I am NOT obsessed also real girls poop and that's not something I can put up with
>>176222150
First of all it's 40 if you're Russian, second of all, I didn't

>>176222469
>i am not obsessed
Then why do you constantly post about her whenever you rear your ugly ass head in here?

>>176222469
Other people play detective too you dumb ruskie

>>176222150
>Female sprite
That's the male overlay dumbass

why is security so horrifically unrobust all the time?

>>176222643
I'm glad you know the difference between the two you sick fuck

>>176222674
Because they're not expected to be robust, they're expected to be tazer jockeys.

>>176222674
fear of the bwoink hitting them if they actually fuck someone

>>176222674
because it's filled with people who need tasers to win fights

Can I be Shiggy too?
>Muh rose tinted waifus were good then you just didn't see it and anything you find that may hint that waifushit was actually shit is purely your own imagination
>What do you mean we shouldn't promote fawning over fake people to the point of giving them a bias in a game with a whodunnit mechanic at core
>Drilling people so you can share private kissy times with them is just ROLEPLAY you sheeple
>Girls are ruined irl if they're not virgins forever tbqhwymf
Being a russian is fun!

>>176222674
security is where people go to GET robust.

>>176218672
My last antag turned from a kidnap and torture to a improptu E implant hostage situation which ended in me blowing up the hostages head and destroying their brain by mistake when I accidentally uttered the code

Sorry kaylie

>>176222630
True but I like Sunlit Gardnerella's name
>>176222856
>not wanting your waifu to drill someone because he's interrupting the process of you drilling her
????

>>176222934
WHY ARE YOU HERE
YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME
GO AWAY
Also how the fuck does inflation work? RUB to USD confuses the shit out of me. Do you guys just pay 1000 monies out for everyday items or something?

>>176222934
>Subaru Gondola got mallory brooks banned
>Now he obsesses over Sumo Golfer
Poetry

>>176222150
>female sprite
You can SEE the slimedick on that slimeman

>>176223019
I DON'T KNOW
I HAD TOO MUCH OF A DRUG
NO
Well, when the oil prices fell along with the sanctions because of the Crimea thing, the rates went from 30 RUB/USD to up to 80 RUB/USD, it's very volatile and very gay, right now it's at like, ~57 RUB/USD which is gay because it means I'm only making 1000 USD a month and paying half that for rent.
>>176223048
Silly you, the first word has to be relevant to the sun so like Solar Gabagool
Also I do NOT like Sunny Grabber

>be sec
>see someone on arrest
>just follow him and summon beepsky to do the job so he can't sperg out at me
is this just me?

>>176223250
It's a dumb meme and I'll use it however I want

>>176223581
if you fear for your life setting beepsky of auto patrol and dragging him around with you is pretty good

>>176223661
It's my dumb meme so you'll have to pay meme royalty, I'll send my lawyer to your lawyer within the week

>>176213642
>sacred's a prayermin
>acts like an admin
>given all the flags by probe
>probes friend

>>176223894
why dont you play space anymore

>>176224456
I don't like the speed and the (((low RP))) I'm a high RP shiggypiggy

>>176224456
Don't tempt him back we're better off without that faggot.

>>176224546
>high RP
>not DENSE RP
you aren't the real shiggypiggy

>>176222674
Best place to get regular practice.
High turnover from how pointless it is to deal with you manchildren
Taking chances gets you killed, not taking chances gets you banned
It gets annoying having to explain that the dindu did to an admin that's obligated to ask whenever the bwoink comes
Trialmin season is disgusting from all the tryharding to stand out.

>>176224546
You should play on Bay and contrary to popular belief, people won't yell at you if you don't emote while someone is shooting at you.

>>176224693
>DENSE RP
>not T H I C C RP

>>176224710
Finally...
Unrewarding: Waste 30 minutes yakkity saxing around after a greyshirt who at most can be charged with BnE and Sparking a Manhunt for 10 minutes.

>>176224847
The only thing Shiggy will ever be right about is that thicc is shit

>>176224693
>Dense RP
>not Dense Mafia RP
I am the real shiggypiggy in the flesh
I fucking loved DenseRP.
>>176224738
Bay more like GAY
>>176224847
Quiet lad you don't know the truly valuable memes of old

>>176224883
>thicc is shit
>>176224904
>THICC IS SHIT
REEEEEEE
YOU ARE WRONG SHIGGY
Wrong! WRONG!
Wrong looks weird now.

>>176224904
Nothin' wrong with guys being pals.

>>176224904
>gay
Gay is literally patrician tier form of loving. Waifus a shit. All of them are vain, vindictive and vicious monsters who will get you banned.
HSB will always reign supreme.

>>176224973
NO, I AM RIGHT, THICC IS SHIT.
REAL MEN LIKE THINN.
>>176224978
Nothin' at all, but there's a multitude things wrong with Baystation.

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>>176224738
I got away with this Grav-Adapted Human character on Bay. They are pretty cool.

>>176218978
this post makes me want to play again and it's been at least 3 years

thank you for the story

>clown
>all access from assistant
>PDA server code get
>PDA HoS pretending to be CE saying its cult
>they call the shuttle
>nobody investigates or recalls
holy fucking shit security

>Nick Weller is CE
>ends the round early with another round ending fuck up

Why is he not permabanned from engineering? I can't count how many times rounds have ended because of his fuck ups on both hands and it's clear he's not willing to learn unless it's at the detriment of the entire server

>>176226186
the shard was spaced

>>176226186
Because DragonBro's an admin again
Wouldn't suprise me if he was enabling him in the logs and discord

>>176226186
but the shard didn't even blow up???

>>176222895
Yeah I was the captain there. I had a whole plan to take you down and everything. I was so disapointed when you accidentally said it.

>paramedic
>doesn't even know how to use sleeper, essentially just an assistant with free suit that brings bodies to medbay

at least read the fucking wiki

>>176226186
>round ending
If that ends your rounds you're a bitch nigger who deserves everything that happens to them

WOW GIVE US ANOTHER 30 MINUTE ROUND NICK

>>176226682
it ends everybody's fucking round when the shuttle gets called because of it you fucking dumbass

Jackson Beckett is my waifu

>>176226497
>Holed up in the morgue with a canister bomb
>Phone in bomb threat for all 5 jumpsuits or medbay eats shit
>Birb tsci's me out from hard coords
I was proud before I exploded

>>176226727
>Does irrelevant damage to a completely irrelevant part of the station
>An EMP that rapidly recharges
>Rads are handled with an antitox
No, it ends the round because you bitches want to reroll for antag.

>>176226567
To be honest, paramedic is an useless job.
Telescience can bring back bodies faster and the harmdrag only made everyone use lockers

>>176226839
Doesn't fucking matter jackass, if people call the shuttle over it the round is fucking over, and it's because one person screwed up. I don't even personally care, but you are such a huge fucking cocksucker I have to post and tell you that.

>>176227434
Get a real job

>>176227345
Especially because of due to the damage system and how gameplay usually plays out, someone is either usually:
1. Has 30 burn damage, but is totally fine. Can put some aloe vera on him if you want.
2. HOLY SHIT HE'S CRIT! INTERNAL BLEEDING! GET HIM INTERNALS HE'S DYING OF SUFF DAMAGE!
3. Dead.

>>176227434
To be fair, I took his word for it and turned the engine on without double-checking the pipes, so it was a shared screw-up.

>>176226497
I actually wanted to negotiate but I made the code word "fuck" since I had to implant Kaylie as 2 both were watching me as to make my bluff real. A sec walked up a and flashed me but I had my glasses on and in panic my next sentence had the word fuck in it.

>>176227943
>Codephrase isn't "Hey, this isn't my office!"

>>176222674
robust players don't main security
they main atmoshperics, mining, RnD, traider, medbay, and assitant

>>176227943
almost as funny as boombox

>>176216872
Are Surfer Brooks and Girl different?

Ohh, so serwind was the condom that was greifing the clown. Hopefully the admins saw the ahelp.

>>176228742
what'd he do?

>>176228742
>implying admins would take action against serwind

Loving Every Laugh

>>176226183

You gave them a half decent reason to antag reroll, what did you expect?

>>176228391
>Walk into atmos and ram into a barricade of heaters, air conditioners and canisters with my target on the other side
>Hear glass breaking
>Get slammed and broiled
>Lying on the ground seething in rage
>Atmos tech moves slightly closer and pulls out a flamethrower
>Magdumped to death
>Head is fireaxed off and spaced
>Couldn't even sting or regen in time
Fuck shitmos

I'm coming from /tg/, anything I should know or should I just grab a guide for a job and hop in?

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>>176228820
The clown was let onto the bridge, than the captains office so the clown could literally wave to the captain.

Captain went for his gun immediately, tried to stun, and did stun and cuff the clown, after the clown escaped for a bit.

Captain proceeded to take the clown to interrogation, law 2 the sec Borg away, and abuse the clown.

After holding him there, he gave the clown a 35 minute brig sentence, and then decided to move him to perma

Clown escaped perma through a broken window, captain went after him and got him. At first he demanded the clowns death, then he decided to have the clown executed.

Clown gets killed, I convince the captain to have the clown borged instead of cremated.

I take the body to robotics, tell the robotisist to Borg him.

Minutes pass by, robotisist doesn't respond, I check and there's no body.

I get worried that the serwind went and spaced the body

Check everywhere, finally find the body, the robotisist took pity on the clown and cloned him. He gets revived, and luckily I was able to use a law loophole so I wouldn't have to take him in.

Help get the clown his gear back, he's very grateful for assistance. The captain is off vault hunting.

I get tired as it's late, so I say goodnight to the clown and suicide.

The AI announced over intercoms that the clown killed me, captain believes it and goes for valids.

Clown tells them to check my body to see it was a suicide. Captain doesn't bother, he Lasers the clown to death, than cremates the body, then fucks back off into space.

Towertripping shit let's like those piss me off. I told the clown to ahelp it or make a ban request, and I'd back him up. I don't know serwind but from what I saw he's a very poor captain and a shitty player.

>>176228014
>>176228405
I still remember that round where 2-3 traitors were heads, and the HoP and Clown stunned them all on the bridge before they were going to mutiny and take over the Captain's role (they all wanted his ID).

And the clown goes: "Be careful, so and so has a voice activated bomb with the codeword WORD!"

and then the bridge blew up and no one was even mad because it was so funny

>>176229568
>lings complaining about people dunking them
>lings complaining about busted shit
le mayo

>>176229872
Jesus christ you could have made this post half as large if you would quit with your dumb reddit spacing and just use greentext

>>176229860
go back to TG and stay there

>>176229998
My phone won't let me use meme arrows.

>>176229872
you have to go back

>>176230128
Are you using a fucking flip phone?

>>176229998
>Reddit spacing
>Literally pressing "enter" is now considered a reddit meme

Using punctuation considered "reddit tier" when?

>>176230203
No

>>176230195
Care to elaborate?

>>176230251
reddit spacing is a real thing,
their text markup requries a double enter for a new line
fresh off the boat newfags often have the habit of putting a double enter

between

every

line

>>176230365
>>176230251
There are a couple of autists who flip out over anything Reddit related. For some reason, using multiple paragraphs is considered "reddit spacing." It's mostly a /pol/ meme that they use as a way of "Detecting Jewish shills" or some shit.

At this rate, putting an image with your post is going to be called "using reddit images"

>>176230503
Putting double spacing between lines is the first fucking thing you learn in English class. It makes your sentences easier to read. Though, you sure seem to know a lot about Reddit.

>>176230503
Confirmed for serwind trying to distract from his latest act of shitlery

>>176230668
>>176230503
gottem

>>176230698
>it was an act!

Fuck off retard

>>176229872
There is so much wrong with this post but it really doesn't surprise me you'd just make up whatever

>>176230668
it's not a /pol/ boogeyman, although it is sometimes mentioned on /pol/
reddit spacing was identified on /tv/ several ago back when that board got swamped by reddit and went to shit

>mfw cleaning foam slips you in the space

>>176226183
I think that the number of people that had all access constituted a threat to the station.

Also people need to realize that shoving an ID with the occupation (Captain) in your PDA does not mask the fact that you have captains access to the sec HUDs. There's a big ol' C next to your head, so it's immediately obvious.

>>176230668
Was going to roast you for your shit writing ethic but you're probably still in highschool

>>176231036
does space cleaner work as smoke

>>176231006
>Deliberately not using an extra space to make his post more annoying to read so he won't be considered "reddit"
>Deliberately not using any punctuation or capitalization to make his post more annoying to read so he won't be considered "reddit"

I fucking knew it.

KYS senpai

>>176231170
Yeah.
Pretty well, too.

>>176231201
Hello person who uses reddit

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>>176231201
you are not wanted here
i count one comma and one apostrophe you gigganigga

>>176231375
I've never been to reddit, I'm just sick of you newfag who just discovered 4chan blaming all of your problems on someone else because of "MUH SEKRET CLUB"

>>176231509
Don't worry man, I was legitimately just joking around with that post and how generally people are paranoid about outside sites

>>176229860
You have to go back

>>176229872
>Do major crimes warranting a perma
>Escape from perma which approves execution

>>176231698
It's telling how far 4chan has fallen when posts like yours are impossible to detect as satire, because so many people actually act like that.

>>176221770
>essay that contradicts nearly everything the team working on this has actually decided on
Oh for fuck sake, read the actual mechanical changes, and stop trying to fucking shove your transformation fetish into it.

>>176221770
This shit is why people hate the wiki

>>176232229
When did "the team" decide on anything? I've been lurking discord all week and no one ever mentioned anything, unless they somehow decided all of this yesterday night.

Besides that, the lore and the mechanics match perfectly? So what are you talking about? Except for the high temperature thing. Slimes have pretty much always been immune to high temperature (in fact, it makes them stronger) so that is a pretty drastic change.

>>176232229
>transformation fetish
What?

>>176232810
" they could neither reproduce nor undergo full body meiosis like lesser slimes did. New Limi were only created through visiting Adirondack or through infection direct infection with slime toxin. Conversion to a Limus also became popular among scientists, as it became significantly easier to engage in new fields of scientific research, including xenobiology, high energy particle physics, and bluespace research."

>>176232690
Coder Discord

>>176232908
Post here what's been decided.

>>176232908
I still don't see what you're talking about for transformation fetish.

That's literally the way slime people have been created since they were added to the game years and years ago.

>>176233027
You missed the original draft from the original poster which went on for paragraphs about slimes wanting to fuck but they can't reproduce so instead they became terrorists and force-slimed people to bulster their numbers.
It was fucking awful and the rewrite is hardly better.

>>176233157
I read all of the versions, and even in the original it said that like, one time. And that's an extremely common trope. Fallout did it Destroy All Humans did it. Hell, that's how vampires,werewolves, and zombies reproduce.

Besides, why are you still bitching about the first version from weeks ago? The one posted yesterday fixed pretty much everything. Looks a lot better to me, for sure. All the terrorism crap got removed and the jungle planet stuff put in place.

If the word "reproduce" causes you to have a conniption fit, you should go back to watching barney and friends.

>>176233157
>they can't reproduce so instead they became terrorists and force-slimed people to bulster their numbers.

Wasn't that the plot of the first X-Men movie?

>>176233476
>barneyfag is lurking our thread and playing our game

>>176233476
We're playing a multiplayer atmospheric simulator with sprite graphics and shallow gameplay.
The need for lore about most of this shit is completely unneeded and it especially doesn't need to devolve into fetish fuel. Especially when we ban people for as much as being slightly sexual and the level of roleplay is so low that even the basic lore for the added races is mostly ignored.
This is not some extensively thought out game with lore and backstory and character progressions all over the place. You can argue other games do these things, but we aren't other games.

>>176233020
Other than the stuff in the new pros and cons section, the accepted lore stuff is;
>Slime people just reproduce by merging together and dividing back into 3, with the third being a mix of each parent's DNA, or cloning; use of slime toxin conversion is very rare
>Slime People are probably going to be distinct from the slimes kept in Xenobio
>do we really need a section on slime torture, we don't tell people about Vox getting their beaks pulled off
>Electricity and High Temp may no longer be bonuses they have, there's still discussion going on but most is going in the direction of high temperature being dangerous and electricity resist getting the can

A lot of this shit is still undecided so chill out with the novellas, let stuff get finalized, then flesh things out.

And chill out with the essays, we're a low RP server, keep it about the size of the Vox page in terms of lore and shit. They don't help with the assertation that all the people who want to see them in the game are snowflakes looking to be turbo special.

>>176233917
You still haven't said what about it is fetish fuel.

>>176234019
Why do we even need roundstart slime people? How about we just don't add them.

>>176230668
>using multiple paragraphs is considered "reddit spacing."
He went two lines down after ONE OR TWO SENTENCES

>>176234019
>Slime people just reproduce by merging together and dividing back into 3, with the third being a mix of each parent's DNA

Now I know there's a slime fetishist in the coders. That is the exact fucking plot device of a slime fetish manga.

>>176234179
A lot of people like them. We have roundstart stuff like Plasmamen and Skeletons, these are hardly a big jump from the rest of our stuff.

>Viewport frozen for the whole round
Fuck

>>176228014
https://discord.gg/A42BK
Come discuss how to rework slime people

>>176234073
It's clear as day the person who wrote the original has a boner for slime people and that's the sole reason they want them added.
And if you're too retarded to read the posts people have made time and time again about this then that's on you.

>>176234313
I just don't see how that's relevant to the final version if all the fetish stuff was removed?

>>176234245
Plasmamen were our own unique addition to Space and then copied by other servers.
Skeletons are useless and most people agree they should be removed from roundstart because they were just a joke addition. Only one person is even pushing for them to stay in.

>>176228624
Yes dummy, surfer girl was the original, surfer brooks is like new coke. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Same character, brooks is the changed name because the name rule makes surfer girl valid because its a dumb name

>>176233917
>shallow gameplay

>>176235043
you mean that rule that nobody enforces?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2462&p=10438

The good ol' days...

>>176234261
http://www.byond.com/download/build/510/

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>>176235516
What's changed?

>>176235534
Which one should I get? I'm at 511.1382

>>176156859
There use to be a deadman switch a long time ago. I think before /vg/ got the code, and it was on /tg/'s first server run by TLE I think.

It was back when beardbeard was a huge faggot and always played HoS.

So people like me would use the cuban pete mixture, plus health analyzer and armor to create the then deadman switch.

Somewhere after the years when TLE gave up and someone cuckold took over running it is when it wasn't around anymore.

>>176222674
Because most encounters as sec are ambushes. Even petty greytiding can escalate to getting succ'd in maint.

So, you either powergame it and get boinked, or play it cool and get vamp-screamed before you can act.

>>176235516
>mad at meta relationships
>while admits to he and his meta buddy sperging out
Gotta admit that I #StandwithBill

>/vg/ spergs are so angry about love and romance they ban people for kisses
ha?

Wasn't Walter Kovacs that tripfag from /v/'s turbulent days?

>>176236367
On the battlefield, love is the greatest sin of all.

>>176235516
[02:21:02]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@248,268,1) As Galactic Common : Nevill
[02:21:06]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@248,268,1) As Galactic Common : I want you to do me a favor.
[02:21:09]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@248,268,1) As Galactic Common : Steal Sergeis PDA.
[02:21:11]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@248,268,1) As Galactic Common : Bring it to me.
[02:21:15]SAY: Nevill Bamshoot/Sordine (@248,266,1) As Galactic Common : Why
[02:21:24]SAY: Yahir Kepplinger/Xevonix (@248,268,1) As Galactic Common : Because Ive seen him do what hes doing before.

What did he mean by this

>>176235516
in summary
>Yahir suspects erp is occuring
>doesn't tell admins
>rounds up a group of metabuddies to harass and steal from them
>makes a ban request when they fight back

thats ban baiting

>>176236045
We have had deadmans switches for a long time but it doesn't depend on your health. It's a right click verb on the remote signaller, it will trigger the signaller if you are stunned or knocked down

>>176237153
Deadman's switch is bugged and does not work.

>>176236483
It's lifted directly from Alan Moore's popular comic Watchmen which was adapted into a film several years ago.

So, maybe? It's not exactly a rare, creative name

>It's been 5 days without any useless shit updates being shoved in
What the heck, did the coders all die or something?

>>176237603
All focused on ss14, in a month youl see them back.

>>176237603
Yes, our codebase is actually dying and not in the meme way that most people joke about

Over the last two months there has been a slow decline of PRs of any kind to the point of a trickle

If you thought /vg/ was behind on features before, prepare to enter code stasis

>>176237438
>that detective that wanted a job name change and got pissy a pencil-pusher in the year 20X6 didn't get a dirty harry reference

>>176237802
Good, let /vg/ die, and a new server be born from the ashes. Funny enough Sarca is starting up his own server soon, welcome your new host.

>>176238254
Any server under Sarca would be a total meme

A new server could arise under someone else though

HONK

>>176238318
Sawbones...

>>176238254
Why do you think a new server is going to fare any better?
It's not going to attract brand new coders. It'll have almost the exact same playerbase. It'll just be as stagnant as this.

>>176238470
Who says it has to use the same dead code base?

>>176238470
nu-/vg/ would be on /tg/ code to better reflect our playerbase's desires.

>>176237153
The one I remember used the health analyzer in the armor with the bomb attached to measure health, and once dead it exploded.

>>176237417
what the fuck fix this shit

DRAGONBRO IS USING ADMIN POWERS TO KILL PEOPLE AGAIN

DRAGONBRO IS USING ADMIN POWERS TO KILL PEOPLE AGAIN

>>176239747
Just posts logs already xenonia, we all know you want his admin slot

>>176239747
So? There's no rule against admins doing that.

>>176239778
No logs yet it's happening right now in round
Someone call a headmin

>>176239747
Sawbones stop. This is getting pathetic.

DRAGON BRO KILLS SOMEONE AND INJURES THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED TO THEIR WOUNDS

WHY?

WHO KNOWS

DRAGON BRO IS LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN THE FRONT DOOR OF MY HOUSE AND HOLDING A GUN TO MY HEAD AND OH GOD HE JSUT STOLE MY 500 DOLLAR TV AND OH GOD HE'S PULLING OUT HIS DICK AND-

QUICK JOIN FOR DARGONBRO'S DEATH SQUAD

HE'S CRASHING THE SERVER WITH NO SURVIVORS

WHAT A TRIALMIN

>>176230849
>>176231762
Serwind this is getting embarrassing

DRAGONBRO IS DOING SOMETHING BAD HELP

OH FUCK HELP ME

DRAGON BRO HAS ME BY THE THROAT

I CAN'T BR-HCCCKKRRRHHHBBLLRRTT

HELP DRAGONBRO IS TOUCHING MY PENIS

DRAGONBRO STOP THAT'S MY PRIVATE AREA

DRAGONBRO PLEASE

>tfw dragonbro will never abuse you with his admin powers irl

desu, I do think dragonbro is a shitlicker.

But he has gotten better since his first days as an admin

>>176240452
Then why is he killing people and trying to death squid right now as a trialmin on his last strike?

>dragonbro starts shitposting exaggerated memes to cover up his admin shittery
You think you fooled me huh?

HOLY SHIT HELP ME

DRAGONBRO GOT ME IN MAINT AND IS WRITING A CULT RUNE

did u ahelp/ban request/admin feedback/deadmin request it

What have I missed

>>176241381
new waifu rankings

>>176241461
ailsa and joanna are the only two that matter

>>176241583
I see you too are a man of culture.

>>176241619
ive gottten wise in my years. i only have time for the most cultured space men and women

>>176241583
>a man and a generic anime waifu xD

Objective #1: Convert 11 crewmembers (31 cultists at round end). Success!
Objective #2: Sacrifice Fox Callaghan, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Summon Nar-Sie. Fail.

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pro cult

Dragonbro probably mains Russia in War Thunder

Dragonbro probably likes Hearts of Iron IV

Dragonbro probably likes Skub

Dragonbro probably uses planes in OpenTTD

Honestly, how many people did that chaplain kill?
>Hulk
>Claymore glued to hand which can be used while stunned

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>Hot sauce sacrifice

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>tfw I killed more non-cultist then cultist
Honest mistake, please no ban

>>176241461

What is the new waifu ranking list?

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>It's a cargonia episode too so literally everyone has guns
>Nobody listens so they're still calling for sec or being surprised when they get fucked
>(31 cultists at round end).
Haha time to not play sec for a long time jesus that was such a shitfest

>>176235987
510,1147 or whatever the more recent 510 is

>>176242149
Are you that faggy cap

>>176242187
ROH ROH HEIL THE QM

>>176242219
I was the Chaplin

>>176242149
>>176242295
It was cult and there was a full meltdown. There was no other way to even loosely get that under control when most of the station were cultists with a backpack of guns. I got shot into crit 4 fucking times.

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>hide in emergency storage the entire shift
>nobody touches the door, I never notice anything happen to it
>shuttle arrives
>touch door
>electrocuted
I thought I could trust you AI

>>176242180
1. You.

All others are irrelevant.

>>176242219
chloraling him felt so good desu

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>Breaching station walls on a cult round

>>176242149
While I was downed I was watching the cult stun any non-cultist in the hall and go convert them. If you got them with a sword they would have been a cultist soon anyway

I didn't get converted till the last fucking minute and spend the entire round trying to keep medbay going together with another medbay bro.

For some reason every single security officer corpse who arrived at medbay turned out braindead, detective included.

>>176241583
literally who

>>176242441
>you chloral him
>I cuff him
>strip him
>drag him to roid shuttle
>AI fries me on the door
>whisper "good luck cap"
>cap uncuffs
>strips my no dead body
>dresses like me and walks into cargo
>disguise works for a little bit
>they notice the lack of cult icon
>tase him
>cuff him
>try to convert him
>(guess they still don't realize it's the cap)
>pull back into cargo
>chaplain walks in and starts hacking away at everyone
>kills 1 cultists 1 bystander and the captain
What a murderous day on the space station.

>Genetics fuckery. Targeted?

ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled Bitter Vanilla's NERVOUS block on!
ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : remove waifu
DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : remove this plague upon us
ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : >implying you'd get close when half of security is ditzy bimbos
ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : also knowing some of these waifu players they'll ghost the moment you touch their hair

ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled Vladimir Schutz's FIRE block on!

ADMIN: Vladimir Schutz/(Pocket Mccune) was buttblasted by DragonBro

ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled Nemod6989's SMALLSIZE block on!

ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled Dattinderbox's MUTE block on!

>spawns biomass and forces open doors 4norasien

[08:57:43]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) spawned /obj/effect/biomass_controller at (223,251,1)
[08:58:22]ADMINGHOST: Urist McHammersmith(dragonbro) opened Bridge
[08:58:24]ADMINGHOST: Urist McHammersmith(dragonbro) dropped bolts on Bridge
[08:59:13]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) spawned /obj/effect/biomass_controller at (224,251,1)
[09:02:59]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) spawned /obj/effect/biomass_controller at (228,249,1)
[09:16:40]ADMINGHOST: Urist McHammersmith(dragonbro) opened Custodial Maintenance
[09:16:42]ADMINGHOST: Urist McHammersmith(dragonbro) dropped bolts on Custodial Maintenance

>>176243429
can't wait for his excuses this time.

>>176243429
>'remove waifu'
>gives them a CUTE stutter instead
should be deadminned just for this

>tries to spawn himself as an antag

[09:29:53]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) deleted the morgue at (214,200,1)
[09:31:31]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) spawned /mob/living/carbon/human/skellington at (214,199,1)
[09:31:35]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) stuffed dragonbro into unknown.
[09:33:44]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) deleted the security camera at (213,197,1)
[09:38:28]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/necro at (214,199,1)
[09:38:32]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/necro at (214,199,1)
[09:38:43]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/staff/necro at (214,199,1)
>but it's luckly thwarted by people who don't take his shit. Not that he's happy about it

[09:39:20]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : Guess that's that
[09:39:32]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : The invisible geneticist TK'd a scalpel and killed the necromancer
[09:40:18]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : Fun status: Denied
[09:40:51]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : Will he just bin the staff?
[09:40:53]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : I bet he will

>AND THEN HE BWOINKS HIS OWN LOSS OF ANTAG

[09:41:19]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(unknown)->Antoniaut/(Tom Jones): How about you Kys
[09:41:35]ADMIN: PM: Antoniaut/(Tom Jones)->DragonBro/(unknown): :(
[09:41:56]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : I see why nobody likes genetics now

>>176243429
Post in the forums. He's already on his second strike for being an utter fucktard of an admin.

>dragonbro gonna be removed AGAIN
How does he keep coming back as admin?

>>176244083
someone has to post it in the feedback first.

>Dragonbro plays to win. Admin vs Players

[09:47:20]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : How do you propose we stop this station?
[09:47:29]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : Because right now no mob can counter what these guys have
[09:48:02]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : I can't rod I ain't got no flags
[09:48:07]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : And if I do rod I'm deadminned
[09:48:17]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : because that's how things are now
[09:52:08]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/nurse/queen_spider at (182,196,1)
[09:53:58]ADMINGHOST: unknown(dragonbro) opened Isolation A
[09:54:00]ADMINGHOST: unknown(dragonbro) dropped bolts on Isolation A
[09:54:39]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/hunter at (182,196,1)
[09:54:41]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/hunter at (183,196,1)
[09:54:43]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/giant_spider/hunter at (186,196,1)
>These spiders ended up killing a lot of non antag players

>???
[10:00:04]ADMIN: dragonbro/(unknown) has used rudimentary transformation on Liltiptop/(Nick Weller). Transforming to crab; deletemob=1

[10:00:50]ADMIN: IFlashYou/(Marko Bomb) was buttblasted by DragonBro

[10:01:36]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : Genetics is a cancer
[10:02:15]ADMIN: DragonBro/(unknown) : I was about to drop a cyber horror into the morgue, then a mechanic ate some gloves and appeared out fo nowhere

>sawbones shitpost brigade arrived
well, good thread while it lasted

>>176243429
>Using admin powers to fuck with people who play girls because "FUCK WAIFUS!!!"

Seriously? Isn't this the second admin to do this shit?

>>176244396
t. dragonbro

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Who's your favorite MoMMi lads?

Mines spellcaster MoMMi

>>176244396
Hi Dragonbro!

>>176244550
fuck off avada

>>176244550
That one who spends so little time around carbons hardly anyone knows it's there.

>>176244550
None, MoMMi players are legendary shitters who fuck up shit all the time. I chase them out of engineering whenever I can.

Fuck, the admins agree with me that they're valid. I've lasered and ioned 3 and I'm still fine.

>>176244550
Okay avada

>>176244706
No, mugumbe

>>176243429
>>176243837
>>176244395
yeesus

>>176244852
fuck off mugumbe

>>176244550
MoMMis that name themselves are getting dunked. Same thing for that faggot wiggling and pinging. You are not supposed to interact: period.

>>176244979
bait

>>176244936
Be nice to me.

>>176244979
wiki says wigglin' and pingin' is good to go. if that's wrong somebody oughtta fix it

>Isaac, antagonist, has been killed by Dragonbro mid round which leads to his capture

[13:29:51]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof): Fuck. Shit. Sorry
[13:29:58]ADMIN: PM: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): what happeend
[13:30:31]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof): I have hive stuff bound to macros for 'spreading', saw you spamming runes, clicked to follow, accidentally pressed the hive floor macro
[13:30:40]ADMIN: PM: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): ah
[13:30:41]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) healed / revived Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)
[13:30:56]ADMIN: PM: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): i appear to be stuck in some form a endless crit
[13:31:09]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof): It's CO2 poisoning
[13:31:14]ADMIN: PM: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): fug
[13:31:22]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) healed / revived Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)
[13:31:24]ADMIN: PM: Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): thanks
[13:31:26]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Isaac the Slaver/(Isaac Lifof): Get internals on
[13:31:42]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : Nothing to see here, just an admin fucking up

>and he has the nerve to bitch at Isaac for getting caught later with bwoinks

>>176245048
Wiki is bullshit. Fuck off with that autistic Special snowflake nonsense, either fix shit nobody else is bothering to do or GTFO.

>>176243429
>>176243837
>>176244395
>>176245108
Just a reminder unless someone takes it to the forums then Pain or Probe won't do anything.

Honestly dragonbro will only ever be a good admin if he has no flags but ban.

BAN DEITY

>>176245339
deity i like you and respect your work but you need to stop stop STOP

>>176245213
Even then he's not very good.

>time to bomb the station
[14:09:31]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has created a command report: You what?
[14:10:56]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has created a command report: We'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and ONLY nuke the person who made that announcement, considering you've tried to call it twice before about 'cultists'.

Triangulating BSA now
[14:11:21]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has created a command report: Listen for the dull thud.
[14:11:28]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) created an explosion (1,2,5,5) at (213,255,1)
>This kills one person and injures three others who end up dead because they can't get to medbay
[14:12:27]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has created a command report: We apologize, seems that was in a central corridor.

But, we're pretty confident we may have gotten him, considering that was a high-ex round.

Thank you, and stay loyal to NT, or else.

>>176245518
Wait, so who did he artillery and for what reason?
He did it to someone who recalled the shuttle and made an announcement? Was it an antag? Or what?

>>176245154
"wiki is bullshit" is valid to a point because a lot of those pages are just copypasta'd bay articles, but let's be reasonable here and remember that certain wiki pages are valued such as space law which is validated by their existence in-game and ooc acknowledgement by admins. (admins citing specific spess law charges for invalid ban requests and so on.)

In general I'll trust the job page (remember: this is what the admins have to point newbies who fucked up to, like medbay players neglecting to put people in cloning processing because they're not aware of the mechanic) unless there's a specific argument that sensibly invalidates the information there.

ADMIN: PRAYER: IzayaChan/(Darell Kifer): Tchort, the enemies of evolution have come with their arcaic arcane energies, and nar-sie dares to defy your infinite progress. Great Leviathan Tchort, empower us to get through this rebellion.
[13:53:22]WHISPER: IzayaChan/(Darell Kifer) (Brig - 224,288,1): Tchort, the enemies of evolution have come with their arcaic arcane energies, and nar-sie dares to defy your infinite progress. Great Leviathan Tchort, empower us to get through this rebellion.
[13:53:30]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) jumped to IzayaChan/(Darell Kifer)
[13:53:37]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled IzayaChan's NOBREATH block on!
[13:53:40]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled IzayaChan's SHOCKIMMUNITY block on!
[13:53:42]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled IzayaChan's HULK block on!
[13:53:44]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has toggled IzayaChan's SWEDE block on!
[13:53:53]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) spawned /obj/item/weapon/claymore at (224,288,1)
[13:54:13]ADMIN: SubtlePM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) as Tchort -> IzayaChan/(Darell Kifer) : Purge the non-believers and those who would tarnish this existence
[13:57:04]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) modified claymore's cant_drop to 1

>>176245861
you're responding to bait dude

>>176245685
Isaac recalled the shuttle and made what was basically a "fuck nanotrasen" announcement
He was a cultist

>>176245904
Yeah haha, good point. There's plenty of fish in the sea so there's no point in me acting like one myself

>>176229872
>that female at the end who gives zero fucks about the guy showing off to her

Why are jumping spiders so goddamn adorable

[14:18:13]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has created a command report: That can be arranged
[14:18:32]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : Anyone fancy being deathsquad?
[14:18:57]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : aw, can't send in a deathsquad

>>176246180
If a deathsquad is requested by the captain or a higher up cause the station is overrun by cultists then it's perfectly valid, the rest of this shit is very fishy though.

>>176246180
Just nitpicking now

>>176245893
>Tchort
holy shit, someone else played UnderRail

>>176246349
Just trying to help whoever's done the bulk of it but they've covered the worst so far so

>>176246281
deathsquad, ic, isn't something captains request. It's supposed to be a secret branch of NanoTrasen.

Who's gonna pull the trigger and report this?

>>176244395
Sawbones, your metagrudging and metafriending has been a repulsive cancer

Ye there we go APC destroyed

>>176247042
Probably nobody considering the guy blatantly fucks with people and nobody feels like getting metagrudged with admin powers

>>176247042
TRINITY DID IT
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&p=19714#p19714

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So here we are, yet again, spending an entire round trying to figure out how to make chem dispensers.

Thanks for your patience, Flargo, but just what do you have to deconstruct to raise research levels high enough to make the circuitry for that horseshit?

>>176246281
I got a deathsquad called on the crew as captain. The crew were total retards and I could not handle it anymore and told centcomm to send an ERT or something to deal with the idiots. They chose the "or something" option.

>>176247289
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Research_and_Development

>>176246656
It's pretty clear when you do station overrun blah blah blah. You can replace the words but the meaning is the same

>>176247283
/our girl/

>>176247289
Read the fucking wiki you shitlord.

>>176247289
The wiki R&D article gives you a step by step guide to raising it up high enough.

Start with 3 syringe guns from robotics senpai.

>it's another sawbones metaclub lights their torches and grabs pitchforks

>>176246656
Its a decision NT makes for a lost station. If the Captain is saying shit like "we're overrun! we need help!", it's perfectly viable for a deathsquad to come in place of the ERT
ERT is supposed to be the precursor but when it's well and truely fucked and it's requested, it's okay to skip over that.

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>>176247497
>dragonbro's death throes

Can someone greentext the ops? Didn't even know we had some until machete man

>>176235516
What's the difference between Morena hanging out with Shiggy and Yahir hanging around with Neville?

>some nigger breaks into chem and starts unwrenching dispenser
>chloral him into disposals
>he types WTF into LOOC