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Ayo what you are buying senpai edition

>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Latest PTR patch notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20722025#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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>>176207391
TFW you do something like blink/recall (tracer), roll (Mc Cree) or boost (Pharah) and the killcam claims you didn't do it.
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2506 SR dropped to 2296 in a loss streak (always healer or tank). Did what you said guys, picked a DPS and now I am climbing again. I am playing with soldier, should I Learn phara in this rank? She is like OP nobody can kill her (sometimes including myself)
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>>176207505
>get reaper quad kill
>play of the game is mercy single kill
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i always meet stupid people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsyjP0-ohjI&t=126s
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magic
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D.Va, reporting for duty
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Holy fucking shit candy is $100? Who would pay for that shit?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JrUQOWBrxc

Here are the Heroes of the Storm D.VA quotes.
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Skin soon!
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>eSports
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>>176238245
we made it!
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Me extrañaste?
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I WILL ALWAYS MAIN ORISA NO MATTER HER QUALITY BECAUSE I LOVE HER!
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>>176238189
What about Zarya or Hanzo?
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I haven't played hog in ages, but now when I hook 200 health people I don't kill like 90% of my targets anymore.

Did they change how you have to aim once you hook someone?
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>watch GM streamer pretty much 24/7
>there is always a girl on the team

wtf why are there so many girls in high ranks? Is OW really that easy?
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>>176238189
>inb4 everyone is getting a skin for the anniversary so including Symm was inevitable anyway

Tracer will get two.
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Holy fuck I need this.
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>>176238837
why are hots skins so much better than ow skins?
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>>176238739
getting carried is easy
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>>176239050
wtf I thought you can't carry in this game especially in high ranks?
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>>176238932
because you don't have to worry about hitboxes, silhouettes or seeing them from different angles
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>started playing widow to deal with pharah shitting all over my teams
>can still barely hit grounded targets
>still can't hit her for shit
>no pharah bots to practise with

Feelsbad
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>hold attacking team on Route 66 to never touching the payload on initial point
>THEY FUCKING WIN

HOW
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>>176238065
>that 'nerf this' meta line

WANT
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>no low priority for people who constantly leave/throw/generally unrelenting shitters that make lower ranks unbearable
>no forced solo/6 stack queue to remove 3-5 stacks shitting up games
>you lose full SR if someone on your team leaves

when will comp be playable
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAyZOR7OFbw
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if a widows aim goes straight to your head then bounces around is that aimbotting or just some new flick thing?
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>>176239050

>play mercy
>stick to your tanks dick like a nympho
>get carried
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>stopping junk's tire with wholehog

WHEW. Sorry friendrat
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>>176239460
>not including a separate que for people who main heroe's.

Almost had it there.
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>now I need to frequent HotS general and this thread to keep fresh on my Hana game
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>>176239223
it's all about positioning and predicting how pharah will move.

also, pharah mains usually look for where widows usually set up camp, so it's always better to remain hidden until you see where she's firing rockets from
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>>176238707
Pulled enemies now land farther away from you after being hooked. Good for enviromental kills, but it means your scrap gun will do slightly less. Try to take a step forward, then shoot.
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Who is the best hero to solo queue with and why is it roadhog?
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>>176248045
You know why
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anyone wana queue qp with a duo-less mercy main :>? MercyMeo#1902
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>>176248831
no
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>>176248831
Get cancer and die
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Eichenwalde castle is still impossible to attack
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Why is /owg/ so dead right now
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Does the matchmaking system account for levels or just SR?

If I play a level 25 account will I be matched against other players of around the same level or does it not matter?
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>>176207505
>blink
>clearly moved
>get flashbanged
>float backwards

apparently has something to do with how the games servers process things, like even though the animation of you blinking goes through, the server didn't technically 'register' it.
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>>176221803
You uploaded a video of you getting angry and throwing the game for your whole team because you were mad at 1 person. you are proud of this.

Im not kidding around. Literally kill yourself
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>>176238245
is that real?
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So the official list of characters who aren't brainless piles of shit that only bring the game down

>Mid range McCree
>Widowmaker
>Soldier 76 pre buff
>Zenyatta
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gold portrait > plat desu senpai
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>>176268018
>Widowmaker
The vast majority of her players are brainless piles of shit though
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>>176268715
>actually bragging about not having a life
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why no bunny hop ability in ow
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Sleep tight /owg/
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Goddamnit why aren't the writers doing anything with this vaguely interesting setting?
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>>176268856
You're jumping all the time though.
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>>176268851
what is having a life? going outside and spending money on pointless norme activities?
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>>176268856
just imagine the destruction and asshurt it would cause
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>>176268881
but the performance is about the begin
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>>176269068
>>176268975
Symmetra gets 2 ults, why not turn the unstoppable hopping into an alt ult?
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>>176269013
How's having social anxiety and crippling depression?
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>>176268442
Oh look, another idiot Lucio who thinks he needs to keep it on speed constantly instead of healing cuz "muh pros do it"

Heres a tip from everyone who isn't playing Lucio: If we do not need the speed for a specific reason, fucking heal.
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>>176269356
>i posted it again, mom XD

here's your (You)
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>Playing comp in low Plat cuz shitter but want to rank up
>Get Hanzo player, has a half hour on him total
>Never says anything or responds in any way
>Predictably we lose
>Friend him after the game and ask why the hell he was throwing
>"im trying to practice hanzo on my alt lol"

Why is this community so full of human garbage? People like this are either so self absorbed that they can't comprehend that they're making other people irritated by throwing games and making people not have fun or they're so indifferent to everyone else that they don't mind ruining other's games for their own benefit.
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>>176269326
were all going to die in 100 years and nothing will matter. i choose to spend my limited time playing vidya.
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WE DID IT, BOYS!

Also holy fuck, I got 66SR as Mercy and I only did 20k healing.
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>>176269356
this desu stop trying to be sonic and doing loops backwards
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>>176269484
>as Mercy
now you know why there's so many mercy mains

mercy main btw
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>>176269356
I don't do it because the pros do it. I do it because during the interval that the healing per takes place, you can speed up your team and have them avoid taking more damage so you can get back to healing and it doesn't get undone.

Again, what kind of shit Lucio are you that you can't manage both?
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>>176269482
Thanks for confirming my assumptions by dodging the question, fuck boy.
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hope you lucio mains play like this all the time

https://clips.twitch
.tv/ShinyLuckyLocustCoolStoryBob
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>>176238837

Wow, so original GIMMIE
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>>176269752
I ain't clicking just for that garbage user name alone
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>>176238189
Hopefully the skin get's rid of the helm's ear-wing things. They look fucking stupid. I don't think I could go on a paragraph long rant about Symmetra's character design, but I hate it so much.
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>>176269572
Duh
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>>176269831
>he thinks thats a username

fuckin idiots on the internet
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>>176268739
Yeah but she actually takes mechanical skill to do well with. 90% of the characters in this game either just close distance for free kills or face roll some retarded overpowered skill that does the work for them.
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can i get an explanation on why the uprising skins are still uprising exclusive? are they actually going to have another uprising event some time later?
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do little girls play this game?
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>>176269602
What on earth are you talking about "in the interval that the healing takes place" he heals continuously
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>>176268960
because Chu is more concerned with shoving his asianmasculinity ship down your throat.
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I'm so fucking tired of overwatch streamers. There's one in every other game it seems in higher ranks. "haha sorry I died I was reading chat" FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME! Also I don't want to listen to you constantly ramble on trying to be entertaining and interact with your chat while we're trying to win a game. Fuck you and fuck your chat. And you can't say shit to them because I have before and the dude sicked his chat on my account and I got hate messages for a week which is more annoying than anything but it's like come on. Why do I have to listen to you stream and constantly talk because you can't have dead air in good streams?
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>>176238739
>No tracer
Otherwise cute picture discarded
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Is there a way to play with Friendly Fire?
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>>176238458
Sombra and Sym are best friends with benefits
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>Mei
>Mercy
>Symmetra

The Triforce of Cancer.

Try to refute it.
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>>176270013
Because that's what makes money. There will probably be another story event at some point and maybe you'll be able to purchase them again. Uprising only took two months to make.
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>>176270018
Yeah I've heard them on voice chat, it's really weird
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>>176270184
DDoS
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>>176270287
wut
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>>176270375
DDoS em
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Who shekels here?
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>>176270184
why would you ever want this? I hate friendly fire in games it's annoying as fuck to be killed by a teamate and only assholes want to shoot their own teamates to troll.
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>Deadeye is so bad it actually has a negative win rate in comp games for team fights
>using dead eye actually make it more likely you will lose the team fight

Complete overhaul of Deadeye when?
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Why was the world so cruel to them? They were good people.
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>>176270098
Last I checked, Jack, Gabe, Ana, and Tracer aren't Asian.
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>>176270491
>Mercy mains shoot their own team mates to get their attention
You know this would happen.
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>>176270491
i love it tbch
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>>176238707
its a game within the game

for a char like genji you want to immediately shoot and then melee but for a hero like ana you can afford a milisecond to walk forward (before she shifts)
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>>176270491
shoot, heal, shoot heal, shoot, heal...
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>>176270098
>WAAAAAAAH WHY ISN'T HE WRITING A THOUSAND-PAGE BIBLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE GAME OR MAKING MY HEADCANON SHIP THE TRUTH WAAAAAAAAH!!!

Seriously, you people are worse than five-year-olds who were denied a cookie. And it's hilarious how you always need to attack his race because you have nothing else.
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>>176270773
>There will never be a short where Gabriel and Jack just have a chill conversation about their past
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how can i exp farm in this game? i should be max level until the end of the summer.
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>>176270018
My near-middle-aged co-worker's hidden mmr is so low that he plays with actual children, he tells me all about his QP matches with teenage girls and boys.
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>>176270809
why?
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>>176270915
>it becomes somee five minute trailer like those good cop/bad cop movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvGQI5DEthM
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>>176271013
>middle aged
>plays with actual children
he lets it get that low on purpose anon
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>>176271142
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>176270893
so an exploit. Yeah bad idea don't want.
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>>176270710

>tfw they could have made her ult a some kind of trample
>she could be mobile as fuck with her 4 legs
>instead we get an abomination
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>>176271013
why does he do it
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>>176271175
yeah, that was my point. it's a stupid idea
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>>176269752

Man Koreans really have no chill at Blizzard games.
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>>176270164
Because that's what normies find entertaining. Of course theyll do what gets them the most money. There is a lot of high rank but reasonably quiet streamers if you're into that. I'd say that like atleast 1/3rd of the top 100 people stream because ow is pretty much their life.
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>>176270957
There is no Max level; theres someone who has a 5-star platinum portrait, and they've surpassed blizzard's art for the next portrait level.
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>>176271252
To have fun, of course.
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ROCKET PEACE
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>>176271479
is there a way to exp farm?
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You're on attack and this dwarf slaps your teams ass and joins you, what do you do?
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So when exactly are they doing something about the bullshit factory that is Roadhoag's right click?
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What is the cutest Overwatch ship, and why is it DVa/Lucio?
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>>176271597
Pick another shitty hero so my SR doesn't tank too much.
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So are we ever gonna get more interactions between Winston and Tracer, or maybe some combo sprays or something
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>>176271621
Reinhardt's face in the background is my reaction to this post and your entire existence

kys
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>>176271472
I don't want to watch their stream. I don't want to listen to their stream. Shut the fuck up and just play the damn game. Constantly they'll say some random bullshit and everyone is like wait what? Oh he's talking to his chat. Why do I want to listen to them talk to their chat?
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>>176271013
I mostly just do quick play and that's how it feels sometimes. I feel shitty because there are kid's that are way higher level than I am, but then I remember that I've only been playing for about 3 months in between work and college.
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>>176271621
>Dva getting BLACKED
>cute

no. officer Dva will put that hoodlum down
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>>176271667
That's S76.
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>>176271698
Whatever
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>>176271657
But there's Torb mains in top 500
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>>176271694
This got old and tired several years ago, find a new meme.
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>when it feels like your team is getting smashed but we keep getting the point at the last second
>when we win but it still feels like we lost
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>>176271667
>Reinhardt's
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>>176271621
*shoots and kills you*
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>playing Numbani
>at last point
>can't finish the map
>our D.va says that the enemy Genji is good
>S76 says he isn't
>next round on defense
>we get rolled
>Mei, who was S76 last round, swaps to Genji
>proceeds to facefuck the enemy team
>we're holding at the bus
>enemy Genji swaps to Pharah
>they try Pharah+Mercy
>40 seconds left
>Genji tells me to save ult
>15 seconds left
>Mercy definitely has Rez
>Genji dashes into the air and says to boost him
>I boost him
>he kills Pharah and Mercy in one swipe
>at the same time, Winston dives their Ana and S76
>win the last fight easily
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>>176271847
*it's a hologram*
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>>176271621
WHY can't Chu hurry this story along so we can have the cast interacting with each other in the canon.

Jesus christ.
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REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
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>>176271663
how big is winstons BGC?
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Check me out!
Securing the point
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>>176271803
You can climb with a 40% winrate if you pick Torb every game (seriously, I played with a 40% winrate Torb in GM). SR is biased to compare you against other people picking the hero. In the case of GM games it's almost 100% people who already lost the match and are trying to cut their losses, so playing Torb seriously gives a huge boost to your SR outcome despite the fact you're basically throwing the game right there.
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>>176272029
Tracer wouldn't know because she's too busy munching the carpet.
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>>176272058
She's already secured my heart
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Fix your fucking servers, Kaplan.
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>>176272094
I see moonmoon win all the time with clankmeister and he always plays torb
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>>176271663
>A P E D
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>>176272181
make me
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>>176272094
Actually winning 40% of the time as Torb is quite hard though.
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>>176271969
You mean Hanzo?

Last I checked, it was Mercy that was getting the cyber dick.
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>>176271541
Sure, play a lot of games. Either shit you're good at or shit you can lose quickly.
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>tfw had to buy an alt account to play with the friends I first started climbing with because I'm high Masters and they're all plat or diamond
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>>176272226
I'll break your glasses nerd
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>>176272218
Well then good for him. Honestly I really do wish Torb was buffed (Engineer in TF2 was an amazing class with a legitimately high skill ceiling at his peak), but right now he's probably the worst class in the whole game. Right now almost every Torb I see has a sub-50% winrate and will most likely lose the game.
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>>176272340
I'll nerf the fuck outta you
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Love to join matches just as the enemy payload is about to reach its destination.
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>>176272291
It's impressive on an individual scale, but when you factor in how there are 5 other people on your team who are that much more likely to lose because of your pick, it demolishes the experience.
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how many kills should i aim for when playing DPS?
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>>176272529
20 or more per life
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>>176272448
I'll fuck your waifu
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>get placed low masters this season
>proceed to fall down to 3200
>stopped queueing with one of my friends who mains DPS because my schedule conflicts with his
>he's the friend I climbed to diamond and then masters with
>I just reached a career high
>meanwhile he nearly fell to plat
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>>176272584
I'll create another, and make her dev locked AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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>>176272529
AT LEAST 300
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>>176271847
*teleports behind you*
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>>176272639
I'll switch your job title with Ben Brode
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>>176272529
The most.

It depends on your character, and kills doesn't mean anything because even participating in the kill counts as a kill. D.va will likely have gold Elims because her pellets hit everything and they just happen to die.

What matters is that your killing the targets your supposed to be killing. Tracer and Genji should be harassing their backline, Reaper should be melting tanks, Soldier and McCree should be targeting the more mobile heroes, and Pharah should be shooting rockets at the enemy team aimlessly and uncontested. You get the idea.
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>>176207391
ok, FUCK THIS GAME

fuck you idiots playing CTF, help me grab the fucking flag! stop playing 4 people on defense when we are already 0/1. we can't win if you aren't helping to get the flag
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>>176272529
You shouldn't be aiming for a number. The amount of kills you'll be getting depends on the play style of your team and the enemy team. The impact of your kills matters more than the amount.
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>>176271227
>instead of creating a Rein replacement that's faster and more mobile with the ability to be the vanguard of pushes for a more mobile team like dive comps
>instead create a shittier bastion that just stands in a corner and shoots all day

???????
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>>176272529
76.
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>>176273180
you cant hide your name from me CHUCK!
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Daily reminder that DOOMFIST is coming
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>>176272808
what bout Sombra
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>>176273309
Doomfist is the Thanos of Overwatch

Lots of hype with a large potential to crash and burn
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FUCKING OVERWATCH FAGGOT SHITTERS GET OUT OF THE NEXUS YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK COCK AND KEEP LOSING ME GAMES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEE
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>>176273419
Fuck you and your dead game.
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>>176273361
Cannon fodder.
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>>176273361
Sombra's an odd case.
I don't play her personally but a friend of mine is very good with her. The way he plays her, Sombra's target is low health heroes disengaging from the fight to heal. This is why she's able to hack packs and see low health heroes through walls.
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>>176273361
Sombra isn't a DPS, she's a utility hero. Only time you should be going for kills with her is on supports who you are alone. She's supposed to be in the back making plays with her hacking.
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>>176273309
>DOOMFIST is coming
So am I
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>she will never wait for you to come home
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Will we get a comic or animation of the SEP days?

Is this panel and the sprays foreshadowing it?
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>>176272058
D.Va is my favorite song.
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>>176273809
Maybe I don't know.
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What if teams could downvote players to reduce their XP gains from a match, and the upvotes gave you bonus?

Like if someone instalocks Widow and proceeds to be fucking useless all match, you could kill their XP gains a little and make the lootbox grind that much longer
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>>176273913
Instead of downvoting bad players, just make the commendations at the end of the game give you a x1.1 multiplier to XP. It's better to reward good players than to punish bad ones.
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>>176274029
But I really hate attack Widows and Hanzos and I want to hurt them
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>>176273419
You do realize Blizzard is doing this to try and give your third rate moba any kind of interest, right?
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>>176274029
Surprised Blizzard didn't do anything like this already as it seems like an obvious improvement

Maybe there's an exploit I'm missing
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is playing comp worth it

i've never tried because i have anxiety, I might just do qualifying matches to see where i end up
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So /owg/: Lovely ladies or Mancandy?
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>>176274083
Doing it this way encourages attack Widows and Hanzos to do good. If they want to level or rank up faster, they have to earn it, and no one will complain about making lootboxes easier to earn, even if only the better players can get more than x1.3, but everyone will be mad and call jewish tactics if they make them harder to get.

It's just overall better to do it the other way.
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If I get to masters this season and then drop to diamond will I get 2000 or 1200 Golden Gun Points™ ?
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>>176274149
Well, LEGENDARY 10's would be nonexistant since everyone's gonna vote for themselves.

Maybe it's just, you can't vote for yourself anymore
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>>176274154
Not really, its just like quickplay except it's full of people who won't admit that they suck
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so uhh why isnt this game more popular than league again?
I cant wrap my head around why anyone would enjoy playing a game where you are forced to play one character/role for matches that last 40min+ and be forced to stay in a match when there is a leaver
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>All dlc heroes are female

Start adding more men faggots
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>>176274356
Fuck off. They need to replace all the male heroes with 20-something girls in skimpy clothing.
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>>176274356
>They make Doomfist a kenyan girl

In there defense Orisa doesn't have boobs or a vagina so....
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>>176274356
>3 female heroes added and no men
>Still more males than females in the roster
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>>176274356
>want more men with tight asses
And you're calling us the faggots?
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Symmetra is overpowered. Please tell me I am not alone in thinking this.
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>>176274262
a 10% EXP increase is not THAT much to justify people going full selfish mode imo, plus there's the fact that there are 4 cards for 12 players, odds are more often than not you'll not see yourself in there

Nevertheless it's something worth trying, and they could adjust it based on how it performs.

I'd suggest you post it on the forums as someone from Blizzz might see it
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>>176274502
>Not liking men over women

Yeah that makes you faggot
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This was Chu's way of speaking to the audience through Jack and Ana.
Just like with the Halloween brawl, he is finding ways so subtly suggest Ana and Jack are simply platonic. He knows shipping is a hot button issue so he wants to take it slowly.

First the Halloween brawl.
Ana's disposition in Reflections
This line in reflections
And the spray in Uprising as the final nail in the coffin

In his eyes, he thinks he's let down Ana/76 shippers down softly. He learned his lesson with Mercy and Genji, as he's toned back on their relationship in the canon since February. Honestly, I still think this leaves open a lot of miscommunication but we'll see how it goes. Thing is, Chu wants them to be close. He wants Ana to have banter and treat Jack like a brother but also doesn't want fans to be blindsided when they find out Jack and Ana are simply platonic.
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>>176274617

kill yourself
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>>176274552
The only conflict I can think of is the fact that you already get an XP multiplier for playing in a party. so it would be possible to get almost 3x normal XP gain, which would be a guaranteed level on "First win of the day" which is often given more than one time a day for some reason.
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>>176274239
I see this face everytime I look at this panel. Overwatch dating simulator when?
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>>176274156
>symmetra
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help with pushing you faggots!
jesus!

enemies are on the point?
FUCKING KILL THEM!
WORK TOGETHER!
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>>176272224
delet, Winston and Tracer's friendship is for cute and pure only
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Is matchmaking shittier at night?

Fuck this game just gonna jack off and sleep.
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How much damage should I be getting as Zen?
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>>176274083
Attack Widow/Hanzo is stronger than defense.
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>>176274617
well duh
Ana's a lesbian
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>>176275114
More than you think
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>>176275130
Too late for that.
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>>176275040
>last payload destination
>teammates keep trickling out solo and dying
>we lose
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>>176275221
I see a manface, but I don't see a penis...
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Someone needs to commission a picture of tracer with peanut butter smeared all over her vagina and having her asking winston to clean it up
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>>176275279
Do not lewdifiy the pure canadian daddy
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overwatch is a failed game because the "tank" concept absolutely does not belong in a fps

the game would be considerably better if every tank was just removed

every balance and gameplay issue in overwatch is a result of the tank heros
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>>176275094
Purely sexual. The reason Tracer swore off men is because they can't compare to his massive Konkey Dong
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>>176274678
they could just set up a special rule for that (only a 5% increase or stuff like that)
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is she a whore????
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>>176275332
I wish Pharah gets a line mentioning her dad
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Bronze rank here. Previously I asked for some advice on how to climb out of this hellhole a couple of threads back, and that advice was sound. And honestly, I kinda want to stop playing. Between the trickling and the troll picks I'd rather just stick to arcade where nothing counts.
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Let's suggest game breaking ideas. Since that's what Blizzard does anyways.

>Healing abilities restore Reinhardts shield even when he activates it.
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>>176275494
Stick it out for the rest of this season and do better in placements next time
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>>176275494
Compared to league i feel alot less pressure when i play ranked in this game
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>>176275539
Imagine a Support character who could deploy a device that rechared all Shields and Barriers in range (barring Lucio's Ultimate) even while they were being damaged.
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>>176275369
>people still believe gorillas have large dicks

guys do you know how to fucking wiki
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>>176275225
>any point cap
>no one trying to combo ults or having strats
>or the rare time the other team is in 100% sync and EVERYTHING YOU DO OR TRY is shut down
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How do we buff Reaper?
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>>176275739
No no no you see because he is special moon monkey with genes scientists gave him foot-long dick so he rape Earth women constantly this is canon do not debate me
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>>176275671
>syms turrets fix shields
>plant them on payload
Broken game
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>>176275494
just try

nothing you can do about the rest of your team is hope that you somehow work together
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>>176215247

Mercy is halaal in all circumstances.
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>>176275487
>Ana had a struggling relationship with him for years
>their jobs always kept them apart
>she would try to visit home when she was on leave
>dad was afraid Fareeha would turn out like her mom
>Ana just wanted a better life for her daughter
>all the mental frustration from being a combat sniper to having her family slip away from her was too much

Imagine if Fareeha is trying to get Ana and her dad back together again after all these years. Imagine her tears when she finally does it.
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>>176207391
>Bottled water $600
No wonder America is so fat
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>>176275936
Imagine Fareeha's tears when she tries this and Jack cucks her dad.
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>lost 300 SR on Sunday
>gained 200 SR today
Wow, the weekends really are bad. Must suck for people who can't play on weekdays
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>>176275936
>dad was afraid Fareeha would turn out like her mom
Really get a feeling that's what happened

>Imagine if Fareeha is trying to get Ana and her dad back together again after all these years. Imagine her tears when she finally does it.
first I want a line from Fareeha or Ana mentioning the dad
Widowmaker has quite a few Gerard references
for all we know she never knew her dad all that well (if at all)
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Are you a bad enough dude get a thicc waifu?
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>>176207589
Widowmaker, Zarya and Genji are the ultimate gold and plat carry heroes.

Also, yes you should learn Pharah
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leveling a smurf is taking aeons solo queue. any diamond+ Aussies wanna duo some QP?
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>>176276014
Kek
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>>176276014
Jack wouldn't but if that's what you like to fap to I certainly can't stop it.

>>176276086
>first I want a line from Fareeha or Ana mentioning the dad

We could actually get that now. Before Chu didn't want to just "say it". He wanted it to be natural. Now that we have Reflections and the spray I don't see why Pharah wouldn't mention him now. We'll just have to wait and see.
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>dickhead picks symm, forcing a solo healer
>complains about them not healing enough
>in koth

Guess the playstyle isn't all that's braindead about her playerbase
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>>176275851
can't hack them either, just in case i wanted to use soms ult and disable everything
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>>176276106
we need it THICCer
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>other team is 150 SR higher than us
>play zarya only 1 death 60% kill participation and we win
>gain 20 SR

what the fuck more do they want from me
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>>176276460
to lose a ton of points on loss and play perfectly JUST to win 20
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>>176275909
>Mercy
>halal
Are you sure?
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i have literally lost like 12 ranked games in a row now
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>your Mercy spams "ult is ready" every time a fight is about to go down
>never uses it
>lose
>calls the team shit"
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>tfw you open a loot box and it shoots out 3 white disks and a blue disk
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jashi is /co/'s gency
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>>176276721
Because nobody ever gets reckless. Genji should be reflecting, Rein should have his shield up, D.va shouldn't be using Defense Matrix, and soldier shouldn't set down his biotic field
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every time
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>>176276774
>shitting on that top tier cosplay
Disgusting
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>>176276354
>forcing a solo healer
Why would you have 3 DPS, anon?
You don't think Sym is actually supporting her team, do you?
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can you whisper people if they're not on your friends list?
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>>176276908
I think it was relatively obvious an edgy /pol/tard went into a ramen shop, found a Sombra cosplay, didn't know what it was, took a picture, and then made fun of it with his soundbox twitter followers.
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>>176276952
no, that's why salty fucks will try to friend you
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Take symmetra out of the fucking game
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how many weeks left in the season
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>>176277251
2 probably
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>>176276826
kinda hard when only 2 of you are there, dead and the other 3 were somewhere else

im not wasting my ult on that shit
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>>176277137
t.Genji
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>sleep nanoboosted soldier
>torn turret wakes his him
>get wiped
Fuck torb
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why do placements just put you at your previous season SR minus 200
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>flash incoming reaper
>move mouse up
>click
>ding

First time I went for the ding instead of fth! I'm only 90% shitter now, guys!!!
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>>176277137
How unsightly
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>>176277050
"identifies as tron" got a chuckle out of me
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>be symettra
>hold left mouse button
>get easy kills
literally the worst meme meta desu
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Quest 3 when?
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>>176276881
>implying
t. once got all credits and repeats
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>>176277634
>tfw 62% win rate sym
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>>176277634
>not spamming ki balls
whats it like, down there in bronze?
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>>176277634
Symmetra is easily countered, stop being bad
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>just hit Diamond for the first time

hold me, /owg/
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>>176277903
>dat feeling of dinking an enemy in the head as they round the corner
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>>176277634
>>176277137
>>176274521
Just shoot at her from a distance kek.
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>>176278080
I want to fuck Symmetra
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>>176277971
>>176278092
The point is that she's too braindead to play, making her an easy target and a waste of a player slot, when another hero could be better used in her place. It's nice and all that you put your turrets in a concentrated spot near the point and you killed that one retarded genji, but that doesn't matter when we've lost the point because you followed the genji instead of standing on it
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>>176272492
I got added to a game with 1 second left on the clock
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>>176278137
>Symmetra and Pharah were the first Overwatch girls I fapped to back when the game was announced in 2014
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Is it too much to hope for the possibility of a follow up comic this week...?
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>>176278187
You sound like you're describing Junkrat, but the difference between Junkrat and Symmetra is that Symmetra is considered broken by Genjifags
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>>176278570
>Junkrat
Except I'm not
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>>176278506

>Chu is on vacation by himself apparently
Nevermind
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>their rein is a top 500 player that mains rein
>our rein is some guy who has barely played rein and 3700 SR
literally impossible to win in a payload map when the enemy team's rein CONSTANTLY outplays the shit out of your rein

can't remember the last time i felt this hard that it was not possible for me to influence the game
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>>176278601
You're complaining about a good hero and making her sound like she's Junkrat tier bad, and she isn't
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>>176278506
>left to right
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>>176278693

Korea =/= Japan
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>>176278724
>left to right
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>>176278570
I play Genji often and I find Symmetra one of the easiest pickings.
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>>176278612
>HAS TO WEAR OVERWATCH SHIT NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
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>>176278870
Contractually obligated
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I WANT TO MARRY THIS TOASTER!
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>>176278850
You're lying, you're a salty Genji fag who wants everyone to stop playing her
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>>176278506
Yes?
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Is Mercy fucking untargetable while she uses her ult? I had a lock on her with Deadeye and just as I fired, she ulted and the lock was gone.
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>>176270018
My little sister plays it on my PC when I'm at work. She's 13 and mid-masters.
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why are mercy players so fucking bad at the game

nevermind their attitudes, i mean mechanically and strategically why are they so fucking bad.
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>>176277890
I used to have 90% winrate on Sym in comp back in diamond. And that was with 40 games.
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>>176279196
As of the patch last month, shes monetarily invulnerable during her ult
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>>176279182
No broseph.

The magic number is 8 meters. Maintain this distance and she can't even touch you since she needs to be 7m to even start micro waving you. A few shuriken shots and she's pretty much done. Or if you're feeling cheeky shuriken then do Genji's burst damage combo.
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>>176279196
Deadeye is extremely unreliable in general. An obstacle a pixel wide will stop it from locking in.
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G-guys?
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>>176279327
Why did they feel such a change to be necessary?
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>>176279487
To stop suicide rezzing.
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I heard you guys are triggered cause HOTS got an eva skin for D.va before you
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>>176279291
My win rate would be higher if I didn't fuck around and play her on attack so much. Sometime when i shit on a team too hard on d ill just go attack sym and my team usually does torb too so it just end bad but it's still fun.
>>176279345
I bet that's what goes through your head before sym throws a shield at you and cooks you in 1.2 seconds.
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>>176279536
What's suicide rezzing, and how does her being invulnerable during the ult stop it?
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>>176279345
>Implying you're good enough to consistently know how far 8 meters is in all situations and know where Symmetra is at all times

Stop trying to impress people, it doesn't work here
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>>176279549
We got the lamest concept for D.va's design and now one of the only good skins she gets is in another game.
Yeah, I'm a little mad.
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>>176279593
>>176279617
>being this assmad that a genji player can kill a symmetra
I see the silver players are up past their bedtime tonight
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>Blizzard is literally just admitting they copied other heroes when making Orisa with the latest voicelines hidden in the PTR

>Zarya, I have learned to utilize my graviton charge by watching you.
>I consider Reinhardt to be the model on which I have based my own behaviors.

I guess they're doubling down on the Reinhardt replacement garbage.
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I do want the HoTS E.Va skin. :'(
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>>176279598
Before the change:
>5 man rez
>die
After the change
>5 man rez
>live
It's really not hard to figure out, anon. Especially since you KNOW she didn't die when you targeted her with deadeye when she should have died.
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>>176279673
is reinhardt going to die?
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>>176279713
Maybe. He is getting a big nerf thankfully. Earthshatter was a bullshit ult anyway. It makes no sense for it to hit you in the air and 3 meters away.
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>>176279705
So, what? They made it so that she can do clutch rezzes AND live? For what purpose? As if getting the whole team up wasn't good enough already.
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>>176279794
Because Mercy is weak as fuck.
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>>176279794
Blizzard wants to make everyone feel like a winner. Especially the autistic Mercy main babies.
Mercy mains are the most toxic players in the game. They will refuse to heal you for the silliest shit like wearing the wrong fucking Skin.

And not just in gold/plat either, even in master.
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>>176275280
Have you heard of vaginal infections, anon?
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>>176279617
Keep trying, you'll get a feel for her range.
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>>176279593
>>176279617
>being so spacially unaware
>being so unaware that Genji can easily get out of her reach just by swift striking
>being unaware that getting to high ground as she wastes a barrier on you leaves her open to getting shot from above
This shit applies to everyone, not just Genji.
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>>176279794
Hey man, I don't pretend to understand Blizz's balance system. They made a tank deal more damage than any tankbuster and a firefly that's a good pick against almost every hero and only has 1 true counter.

Mercy was considered one of the worst healers for a while because of her low survivability so they gave her a few buffs to fix that.
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>>176279904
>being unaware that if you swift strike out of her beam, it stays locked on for half a second (90 damage)
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>>176279887
>They will refuse to heal you for the silliest shit like wearing the wrong fucking Skin
t. Genji that dashed in 1v6 and blamed the healer
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how exactly do you deal with a pharah who is being pocketed by mercy and keeps hiding every time you try and kill her as a hit scan? I'm not that good at hit scan but no one ever switches when she becomes a problem.
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>>176279959
I've escaped with only 60 damage. Break off is at 10 meters.

Even if you got 90 damage, you still have 110 to work with. Stop being a faggot and dazzle her with your stars.
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Seeing how useless Deadeye is, what kind of ability would you replace it with if you were in charge of such changes?
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>>176280062
I'm not even the guy you were arguing with, I'm just rustled at how wrong you are. yes genji can beat sym if you get the headshots, but if she gets the jump on you and you miss one left click, you're done for.
t. mid-master genji
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>>176279998
Anon I'm in master. DO you really think I would 1v6 a team? I barely play Genji either, I've only started picking him more often since my friends need a good DPS main. (I'm a tank main myself, slowly becoming a flex player).
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>>176279713
Orisa does say she'll avenge him.
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>>176280054
play d.va
or position yourself so pharah+mercy have to be well away from cover to hit you
and the end of the day if they can fly in the sky never getting any cover and no one on your team can kill them you deserve to lose
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>finally hit 25
>start my placement matches
>lose the first 3 so far by landslide
>already losing the will to play
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>>176280106
>but if she gets the jump on you
>t. mid-master genji
I somehow doubt that.
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>>176280140
How many hours did it take you to reach master?
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If you want to know how to actually get to bronze, I made a video actually trying to get to bronze. I made it. (Barely, 1493SR)

It's a pretty fun watch if you like watching people do retarded shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dgYsMsQ62o
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>>176279998
I've actually had one game where I didn't get heals and I was two steps away from the Mercy as Genji in front of her. She walked a bit forward just to heal a soldier that was using a biotic field. All because I was a Genji.
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>>176280234
Ehh, I used to dick around in plat with my friends throughout season sseason 1-3, I started solo queueing in season 4 and that's when I shot up from 2800s to 3800s. I have about 300 hours playtime total I'd say.
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>>176279673
>I guess they're doubling down on the Reinhardt replacement garbage.

And how exactly? By raping first d.va and now orisa or by the long overdue ""nerf"", that's fucking nothing anyway?
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>had a fucking insane play as mccree
>potg is 3 man mercy res
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>all these people talking shit about mercy players

Playing mercy is the most stressful, scariest shit ive experienced in the game. You can win or lose games with one button or one wrong step.
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>>176279937
She still gets ouhealed by everyone except Zenyatta still, though.
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>>176280412
That's because Lucio is AOE and Ana is Ana.
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>>176280343
>300 hours
Wow. I thought I had played a lot of this game, especially since I played it since day 1, but I only have around 65 hours. I guess that makes me feel a little better sbout not being great
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>>176280412
Well yeah, how is she supposed to res anyone if she's able to heal them all?

But seriously, if you ask me, Mercy is on par with the other healers because of her toolkit, not necessarily her healing ability. She has pretty good survivability now with her passive buff and guardian angel, damage boost is very powerful on certain heroes, do I even need to mention res?
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>>176280548
Wut? You think 300 is much? I think I only have average playtime considering I've been playing since d1. There are people with gold portraits who have played less than me (I have 4 stars)
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>>176279785
>big nerf

Is it even gonna stop him from ulting you on top of payload? I really don't see how's that gonna do anything.
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>>176280408
So play a better, more forgiving healer like Ana who can actually deal with flankers.

t. Tracer main who eats Mercys like breakfast any chance they get.
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>>176280408
staring at your team through a wall waiting to press q is stressful?
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>535 hours played
>Level 374

Is this right
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>>176280648
It's a 33% decrease in his ult range. I'd say that's fucking huge.
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>>176280638
It's a lot compared to 65 hours
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>>176280607
Well, that's just it. Her toolkit is a bit of self heal and running. Lucio has that and it affects his whole team and Ana can burst heal and deny heal as well as sleep key targets. She really only has the damage boost and res going for her but even Ana can do part of it with Nano Boost and Zenyatta can partially do with orb while he's also DPSing.
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>>176280654
>ana
>more forgiving
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>>176280654
Yeah of course. I do play way more ana than mercy. Was just sticking up for the mercy players

Its not 'braindead easy' as some people say
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>>176280721
>300 hours played
>level 450-ish
no.
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>>176280408
*holds left click and occasionally right click*
*flies towards teammate*
*dies because can't avoid being a target*
"ugh mufuggin team is fucking shit at this game throwing"
*press q once, get potg*
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>HotS commentary continually refers to Dva as bullying other heroes
They've have internalised the cute girls sexually bullying meme. Lmao.
Good work /owg/
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>>176280748
It's only vertical range. All they really did was indirectly buff Pharah... again... because now Rein can't use hammertime on her unless she's almost touching the ground.
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>>176280748
But the bullshit range was not changed? Now it's only not gonna knock down pahrah hugging top of skybox.
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>>176280697
while youre doing that, you arent doing any healing. So your team is fighting 5v6

And then what if they dont all die like youre expecting, so you keep waiting and lose the opportunity (only rez 1 or 2)

and as soon as youre forced to rez, the rest of the team dies as you press the button.

STRESSFUL
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>>176280836
One of her lines is "Crumbs! Need to get more gamer fuel before next match! Nonomnomnomnom." I shit you not
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How sad will Gabe's whole story be when its finally revealed?
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it's insane how hard it is to get off a good dead eye in your average GM game

there is so much shit in this game that just completely neuters it
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the date for dva's hots quest is...

on schedule
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>>176280917
>crumbs
Wot de fuk thats what british girls say to be annoyingly inoffensive
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>>176280871
Not like Pharah has anything going for her besides being in the air 24/7.
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>>176280836
>commentary says that
>while D.va herself is getting bullied in gameplay
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>>176280903
It's changed both in it's length and height anon.
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>>176280830
>*dies because can't avoid being a target*
Yeah thats the problem...

Getting off the rez's while still performing your role as healer can be fuckin tough.
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>>176280949
Blizzard needs to redesign it or scrap it for an entirely different ability.
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>>176281007
Its funny they have substituted the words annoying and harasser for bully.
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>>176281027
>Getting off the rez's while still performing your role as healer can be fuckin tough.
low quality bait
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>>176280949
Deadeye needs to be reworked, it's the easiest to counter ult in the game and it makes McCree way too vulnerable. Pharah has a similar problem but hers is instant and she can do it at odd angles meaning higher chance of survival. McCree shouts ITS HIGH NOON before he's even locked on and then he advertises his position with a big red fuck me light
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>>176280871
Personally I just fire strike her out of the air. Also every time I fire strike up my team always takes it as a cue to look up and take the Pharah out.
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>>176281010
>Earthshatter
>Effective height has been lowered from 3 meters to 2 meters
>The height threshold of objects that Earthshatter can "climb" has been lowered from 3 meters to 2 meters, making Earthshatter less likely to climb tall objects as it "crawls" along the ground.

Yeah, no. And again, unless 2 meters is enough for it to not climb payload, which i doubt, literally only hero who will ever tell that shit was changed is paharah.
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>>176238065
>they actually added this in her lines
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>>176281132
agreed, more often than not he gets killed before the noon part
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>Fall from diamond to gold
>Take a month off
>Play again tonight
>Lose some more
Nothing changes.
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>>176281239
The only thing I can think of is something someone else suggested before, where if he takes damage from someone during his ult he instantly kills that person and it ends, otherwise it works like it does now. Also maybe make it lock on just a little faster in general
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>>176274521
>>176277634

>WAHHH SYMMETRA IS OVERPOWERED
>ANON PLEASE FUCKING SWITCH OFF SYM

Make up your minds, faggots. I always get shit for playing her and everyone shuts up when I win the game for us.
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>everything on the trends makes relative sense, certain heros are common and ratio of pick/win are there
>except for diamond
>where everything is askew
Are Diamond ranks the hipsters of this game?
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>>176281309
>when I win the game for us
this never happened though
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>>176281161
Well, I mean Genji can now Double jump away from the effect.
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>>176280801
how many quickplay / arcade games have you played
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>>176281297
faster lock might be good, or him not announcing it until it's charged to a lethal level for at least one hero
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Can you make it to gm if you solo queue?
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>tfw starting to git gud at another hero
best feel in the game imo
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>>176280386
Ask Jeff and Geoff. They have it fixed in their retarded minds that Orisa isn't a long range tank/barrier buster and general suppression hero, and instead she's some sort of front line pusher.
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>>176281392
Not glowing like a christmas tree would also be a good idea, people have no problem seeing anyone else ulting I don't see why McCree needs to advertise himself like that for no gain whatsoever
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>>176281404
pretty sure 90%+ of the GM population got there by solo queue
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>>176281273
>go from plat to diamond with almost no losses
>fall back down with almost no wins
>repeat
how do I into consistency?
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>>176281421
>24 eliminations

the fuck
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>Deadeye causes McCree to draw another revolver and both of the revolvers track separate targets and are fired with their respective mouse buttons
>During the duration, McCree's shots are all headshots
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>>176281685
Is that a "why do you have so few elims" what the fuck or a "why do you have so many"?
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>its another one trick bitches about teamcomp ep

i cant even laugh at the irony anymore, its just sad now
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>>176281793
i'll let you decide
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>>176281764
So basically Tactical Visor then
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>>176281685
it's quick play and I had a few good games, my average is still only 16 but going up.
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>B-BUT MUH GOLD DMG THO
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>>176281915
>when you get double Zarya against double Junkrat in mystery heroes
sweet sweet charge
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>>176281867
Deadeye is basically a slower to lock on, but instant killing tactical visor already
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>>176281915
>main tanks and support
>everytime i see a junkrat i just see FREE ULT CHARGE
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So why doesn't D.Va have a Robbit themed skin yet?
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>>176282023
at least in tactical visor you can still move, and if you get killed you at least have a chance to do some damage before dying
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>>176282023
How about we give him something unique, perhaps make it so when you activate the ult, your next shot not only instantly kills whatever it hits, but it bypasses barriers (not defense matrix) and can penetrate multiple enemies? It may sound OP but it's only 1 shot, and making him say ITS HIGH NOON would mean anyone who stays close together is basically asking for it. Keep the glow on him though just so people can stop him more easily
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>>176281915
Junkrat is actually not that awful against non hitscan heroes.

Fighting mccrees however is embarrassing as they slightly sidestep your grenades and shoot your face off unscathed.
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>>176271606

That's his role as a tank, he isn't made to block damage like a rein or orissa, hes designed to force squishies to not run in front of him
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Am I the only one who thinks Deadeye is fine? It's worse than visor but so is every other offensive ult in the game. And visor is only so retarded because Soldier's base damage is insane.
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>tfw experiencing tranquility all the way back to plat
I'm finally out of Gold Hell. What is platinum like?
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>inb4 Blizzard decides to canonize more Genji bugs

pls no
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>>176282178
That would become one kill: the ultimate quicker than you can say "It's High Noon". Besides, instant kills that you are allowed to choose the target of would be disgusting.
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>>176282253
like gold but with slightly higher average skill :^)
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>>176282178
Instant kill is a little much. Just make it 400 damage like Tracers sticky.
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>>176282309
It'd be better than what he has currently
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You know what the dumbest thing about Tactical Visor is? Even if you get Barrage'd or whatever a second after you press Q you still only lose a few % ult charge where every other hero would lose it completely.
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>>176282297
did the ult bug out and just not end or what?
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>>176281386
I dunno. An average amount. 220 hours qp, 30-40+ arcade, 50-60 hours comp?
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>>176282320
Guess I have to experience tranquility all the way to plat, then.

>>176282418
Doesn't McCree get half his ult back if he cancels out of it early?
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>>176282297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
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>>176282418
genji also
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>>176207505
I hate this. It happens all the time to me. The animation of the ability plays but then immediately undos.
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>>176281421
>3 games played
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>can't seem to break 4100

4200 games are too intense
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>Deadeye slows everything down to end of round levels in an area around the activation while allowing McCree to continue moving and firing normally and dealing increased headshot damage

How about that?
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>>176282461
Yup.
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Why is Orisa NOT your waifu? Explain this heresy.
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>Reaper can't shadowstep when off the ground
defend this
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>>176282461
Just as he activated it the Roadhog hook stunned him. So it bugged out and RULES OF NATURE.
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>>176282598
That's entirely too broken. Might as well give him invulnerability while you're at it.
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>>176282618
>Fat poop accent nigbot that appeals to furfags and fat lovers.
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>>176282598
So like a worse Blizzard?

I'd hate it because I can't aim.
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>>176282618
Someone gave me a slight sombra fetish. I want her to boop my heart with her tsundere love
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>>176281915
>hey junkrat, can you switch, you're being countered by pharah
>shutup, i have gold damage
pottery
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>>176282673
>Implying her accent isn't cute

Fag
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>>176282648
Not really. Hitscan weapons would be completely unaffected by the slowing effect, and since there is no fear of getting instantly killed, enemies can afford to just begin firing upon him without having to worry about breaking line of sight. And slowing down your teammates in the wrong place could do more damage than good.
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>>176282486
they changed that, mcree players used to use the ult purely to force people off the point and would never actually fire it.
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>>176282698
He means a time dilation effect like that which takes place when a round is over, not a simple slowing effect like Blizzard has.
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>>176282731
>we have Pharah counters on our team
>none of them want to counter Pharah
>kill Pharah as Junkrat more than anyone else

This happens far too often, if I can do it with a meme hero then someone should be able to do it with Callofduty: 76 or Widowmaker
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>>176282598
>Mcree's roll has a 0.25s CD for the next 10s
How about that?
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>>176282827
>McCree's ult is him becoming Sonic the Hedgehog

Pair it with double damage for the duration and you've got yourself an ultimate
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>load into a comp game
>it's not koth
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>>176282598
Drop the increased headshot damage and you have a sale
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Post more junkrat
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>>176282808
So like a Blizzard that affects both teams? That's even worse.
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>>176282932
>it's Route 66
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>>176282959
Blizzard doesn't really slow down projectiles and stuff, does it? It would be like a self contained slow motion bubble.
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>>176282932
>it's 2CP or Eichenwalde
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>girlfriend is high master/low GM
>I am low plat
How can I redeem myself I feel ashamed.
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>playing ana
>nobody is protecting me from the pharah
>ask over voice comms for them to focus the pharah
>nobody listens or is too incompetent
>keep dying trying to snipe her because it leaves me vulnerable to the rest of their team as well
>not getting any healing done anyway
>switch to widow and keep taking out their pharah
>everyone starts raging over voice comms about not getting heals
sometimes i just want to kill myself
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>>176282309
>>176282349
dont stand in front of mccree when he has ult lmao you were just out of position
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>>176281347

I have an 80% win rate with her, soooooooo, close enough.
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>>176283047
>not playing Tracer on first point and Sombra on last point
2 CP is easy as fuck
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>>176283126
>I have an 80% win rate with her, soooooooo, close enough.

Back to R.eddit, you need to go.
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>>176283071
suck her feminine dick
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/owg/

Who is Soundquake? Chest missiles?

Who is Fusionater?

What does Sombra want from Katya Volskaya?
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>>176283176
But anon she's a girl (female)
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>>176283171
cutest spray in the game
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>>176263714
The client tickrate is only 20, and they can't put good quality code in the client to make the most consistent experience possible. So many times I bait out a hook and dash and get yanked back and insta killed
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>>176283226
>tfw
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>>176283241
Don't lie on the internet, anon. Here is the actual cutest spray in the game.
>>
Finally made plat that was absolutely cancerous in solo queue. You absolutely cannot rely on your team and I'm nowhere near good enough to carry as a support. I only made it by instalocking zarya and somehow winning 5 games in a row.

What are the percentages of each tier anyway?

bronze is bottom 2%
silver 2% - 10%
gold 10% - 50%
plat 50% - 90%
diamond top 10%
masters top 2%
grandmasters, much less than 1%

is this correct?
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>>176282948
I can do that!
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>>176283437
I don't think that diamond is that good. Top 20% maybe.
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>>176283306
Yeah. At least she's a cute.
But she's so fucking smug about her rank.
I'll have to assert my dominance in some other way I suppose.
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>Mei hate on official forum
>check their profile
>they're below plat

every time
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>>176283549
Cum on her food.
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>>176282932
>its lijiang and everyone is ignoring the bastion
>bonus round: everyone on your team is coming for the sides with a lucio on enemy team
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>>176207505
This is the reason we'll never see replay implemented, it would expose just how totally fucked the netcode is.
>>
POST GREMLIN DVA CAUSE SHES best__ DVA
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>>176283650
What if I like anime D.Va? She makes my dick diamonds.
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>>176207505
>objectively outskill your opponent because you reacted to what happened on your screen
>lol favour le shooter ur ded anyway xd
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>>176283650
Best thing to come outta Overwatch desu
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BLOCKS UR PATH
BLOCKS UR PATH
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>>176283626
>Enemy team has Hog, Lucio, and Pharah
>tell my team to not use bridges
>they do
How fucking hard is it to not go that way?
3/5's of the roster can clear the jump for center and if your one of the few who can't you can just go through the buildings.
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Soldier 76 ruins no limits

Im playing with and against master players and everyone on defense just goes soldier 76, you cant win. Everytime you go in, they just pop 2 ults and delete the team in 1.5 seconds.

The 20>19 Bullet damage change on the PTR is simply a joke and wont change anything. Soldier is arguably on a level with mercy when it comes to mechanical skill since he doesnt even have fucking recoil. Just leftclick on something that moves.
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>>176283794
>PSN
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>>176283437
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>>176283701
gremlin or bust
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>>176283898
I guess I'm going bust, then.
Bust for reading Hana Song fanfics and having desires to write her and Sombra doing goofy shit.
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>>176283897
>almost as many silvers as plats
just how
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>>176283605
only shitters complain about mei and symm
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>>176283983
enjoy thinking about this while you jack it
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>play Ana
>soldier keeps complaining I dont heal him when winston always jumps in and places a shield and he just stands in the shield without getting out or breaking it

How do he expect me to heal him from that?
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>>176283854
I think his damage is actually pretty reasonable at 19 for his role, it's just the rest of his kit together that makes him such a complete package. he can sustain himself, sustain damage, burst damage and run away. you can't just buff other hitscans damage to make them viable because then people will be sniping with mcree again.

At least with symm they've shown willingness to revist the abilities of heroes so I wonder if they might rejig some other hitscans in that way.
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>>176284046
Joke's on you, I already nerfed this a few hours ago.
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>>176280830
>>176281027
>*action*
How about you come back when you learn to greentext, redditors?
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I want to feel the radiating heat of Orisa's chassis as I rabidly fuck her needy horse pussy. I want to listen to her flustered moans as she experiences sex for the first time!
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>I play a lot of music, but you're still my favorite Song
You just know
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>>176283614
>mfw i do this but she affectionately offers me some of her's and i can't decline or she will get suspicious
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>>176283897
Nice thanks. I really don't think I'm in the top 23% of players at 2520SR but I'll take it.
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>>176284147
>not cuming in your own food and offering it to her
step it up
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This game is so heavily D-sided it's insane, you might as well not even try to attack and just leave
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YOU USELESS FUCKING CUMRAGS START BEING GOOD I AM SICK OF LOSING BECAUSE YOU MORONS CAN'T GET ON THE FUCKING POINT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RETARDS ON THIS GAME LATELY DID EVERYBODY WHO RIDES THE SHORT BUS DAILY GET A FUCKING 50% DISCOUNT

FUCK YOU
FUCK ALL OF YOU
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>>176283650
ok!
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>>176284173
that's not what 23% means though. 23% of the playerbase is in plat, 10% in Diamond etc.
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>Hots gets butt juggle animation
>we not
It's not fair bros
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>>176284141
Fucker spent too much time with Ganjo.
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>>176284212
pretty much all my games end with both teams capturing all points at least once
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>>176284234
so would it be all the tiers added together, meaning if you are in plat you are in at least the top 37%
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Best shorts

Museum > Dragons > The Last Bastion > Hero > Alive > Recall > Infiltration
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>>176284397
E.Va is Best.Va
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>>176284381
yes
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>>176284381
It's incredibly annoying when you hold really well for 4 minutes, enemy team running around thumb in bum, then right at the end one of them uinsheathes their ult to take the point. then the same thing happens on the second point.
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>>176284204
ok, i will try this tonight
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>>176284147
Ask her to peg you with a smaller dildo.
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Why do Mercy mains get angry and become insufferable when they aren't being carried 24/7?
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>>176284442
The Last Bastion is by far the best. Only weeaboo faggots rate Dragons.
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>the most fun heroes are shitty in comp
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>>176284449
cool I didn't think I was that high since diamonds regularly have their way with me.
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I thought grills maining mercy was just a meme but it turns out they are everywhere. I don;t care because a good mercy is good but idk how people can play the same hero nonstop. I usually switch role every couple of rounds.
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>>176284493
her tongue and finger are enough desu
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>>176284519
It's the only way they rank up.
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>>176284527
the most fun characters are tanks though
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>>176284096
it's ironic shitposting, that you're posting in the perspective of the retard you're replying to using asterisk words so as to make it easier for them to understand that they're retarded
example:
*calls others reddit when he can't understand what the shitposting he's replying to is*
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>>176284442
Alive has some great colour usage. I love the atmosphere.
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>>176284631
winston is my favourite hero to play I think especially if a zen is in support.
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>>176284519
They are playing a hero that doesn't let them influence the outcome of game in the slightest outside of their ult, can't defend themselves and the high level gameplay requires them to stay out of sight immobile whenever a big fight happens.
Would you be passive aggressive and critical against others if everyone justifiably thought you are incompetent and need to be carried?
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>>176284692
*only pretending to be retarded so it's funny*

Sure thing bud.
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>>176284721
No because I'm smart enough to not play mercy

>>176284770
>you were just merely pretending, I get it
Shut the fuck up, retard
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>>176284721
yeah I think mercy does have the lowest skill ceiling in the game. it doesn't take much to learn positioning and when to save you ult and when to use it. That's really all there is to her, maybe knowing the right people to damage boost too. but just because her skill ceiling is low doesn't mean she's a bad hero or doesn't contribute to the team. better a mercy healing properly with a res in the bank rather than an ana who can't sleep shit
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>>176284618
Does IRL Zarya lift I wodner.
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>>176221803
>120 ms
>playing Hanzo

enjoy Bronze fa.m
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How do we fix defense heroes?

>remove genji from game
>nerf soldier damage to 16 per bullet

done
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>>176221803
>just because one guy was a meanei to you the entire team should suffer
God damn your fucking cool. wana duo?
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>>176285069
This looks like something someone would make in SFM. It's actually in Heroes of the Storm?
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>>176283984
Because matchmaking is shit.

Especially in plat.

Seriously fuck plat.

Silver and Gold is somewhat balanced because everyone is around the same level of retard with a few good moments and lucky ults. You can spot a few people who fucked up their placements and very strong but they usually get out of gold fast after the season premiere. Now plat and low diamond (people regulary jump back and forth because fucking streaks) is a complete clusterfuck with smurfs, throwers and so different skillsed people you don't believe. There are people who can 1v6 teams in plat and it is okay by Blizzard standards. There are plat teams who could beat high diamonds easily and you don't believe how they can be still plat (because the fucking matchmaking where you are actually have it harder in a full team unless you are all GM material)
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KOTH.
Enemy Team has:
Winston, Roadhog, Lucio, Ana, Tracer, Soldier76.

Your Team pics: Reaper (against winston), Widdowmaker (against Roadhog), Tracer (Against Ana), Genji (against Lucio), Winston (against tracer) and Roadhog (against Soldier76)
If your team follows said logic - how do you convince them to pick a healer (or two) ?
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>>176283897
They balance the game around the 4 percent of players.
Really makes you think.
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>when you're on no limits attack and you give up because fuck attack on no limits so you pick Hanzo but then you win somehow and get POTG
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>>176284519
it's called narcissism, anon
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>>176284814
You can heal and damage boost with her at the same time, you can heal through walls and you need to learn how to use her ult well to keep the flow of battle going well.

Top level Mercy play is a little bit more complex.
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>>176285149
reaper is not a hero he should switch
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>>176284821
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>>176284902
Junkrat can now lay three bear traps at the same time.

Widowmaker Poison Mine damage significantly increased, arm time increased

Torbjorn Lv1 turret is now the Lv2, new Lv2 has front facing shields and missile launchers
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>>176285265
Disgusting.
Have an actually cute slav muscle girl.
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First time playing since season 1, anyone wanna group for anything? Kiwi here. My aim is completely off and my gamesense is shit at the moment
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>>176285146
>You can spot a few people who fucked up their placements and very strong
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>>176285180
I had a similar situatino yesterday
>Play Nepal
>Last round
>Enemy has the upper hand and my team is shit
>I tilt and decide to throw and pick Torbjörn (whom I consider a trollpick)
>Just place my turret somewhere and fuck all
>Somehow the enemy team is incapable of doing something against my turret and we win
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Is there a better ship than Lucio x Dva?
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>>176285214
yeah but in comparison to the other supports her ceiling is still pretty low. You need to be mechanically a pretty good player to get the most out of ana and her two abilities are game changers. zen is a glass cannon and requires good coordination to both protect him and make the most of discord. lucio is the easiest of them all to play, but to be a slippery bastard and really work his kit to the limit is another story.
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>>176285436
Yes
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>>176285436
______yes_____
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>>176285383
>hamura defense
>my team picks bastion torb and orisa
>here we go
>they camp the upper level all together and we full hold
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>>176285532
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>176285436
One with little kids?
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>>176285532
Absolutely plebeian ship
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>>176285532
Roadhog is like twice his age, Symmetra x Junkrat is better
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>>176285562
only a little
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>>176285436
I don't know man, I find the Orca pretty fucking cute.
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oh great the shipfaggots got triggered, just fuck the thread up
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>>176285436
yes, lucio x d.va reversed
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Roadhog should just be removed from the game. Orisa is a balanced version of him
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>start my placement matches
>enemy team has like 3 5 star korean players

How is this fair? It got to the point where we were being spawncapped.
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>>176285778
>level
>mattering
SHiggedy shaggidy shoo, and git fucking goo.
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>>176285727
>Orisa is a balanced version of him
>a tank that serves as a meatshield unable to secure even a single kill of a flanker right up to her face, no mobility, huge headbox that is getting even less damage output for the sake of being able to shit out more immobile barriers that don't matter

Yeah she sure is balanced and fun ;^)
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>>176285676
Tracer's a lucky lady, being able to fly and live in that ship.
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>>176285778
the system is trying to figure out what rank you are. You're clearly below that one.
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>>176285807
>>176285862
Clearly, I got the game like 4 days ago.
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>>176285317
>Junkrat can now lay three bear traps at the same time.
I would be fine with that, if any hero with movement abilities could escape from them (Phara, Tracer, etc.) to make up for his buff

>Widowmaker Poison Mine damage significantly increased, arm time increased
They should make it so the mine itself can't kill anyone but it keeps reducing HP until only 1 HP is left. Poison effect only ends if the poisoned target is heald in any way.

>Torbjorn Lv1 turret is now the Lv2, new Lv2 has front facing shields and missile launchers.
I would be fine with that if Lv1 Turret doesn't start shooting until it's fully constructed. Construction time is raised by 300%. Upgrading Turret to Lv3 requres 300 Scrap. Lv2 Turret healt = Lv1 Turret helth Missles are not heat-seeking and can easily be evaded if you are careful..
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> Buy and install Overwatch
> Computer freezes
> Automatic repair loop
> Can't fix through command prompt
> Have to get it repaired
> tfw poorfag
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>>176285904
>Torbjorn Lv1 turret is now the Lv2, new Lv2 has front facing shields and missile launchers.
>I would be fine with that if Lv1 Turret doesn't start shooting until it's fully constructed. Construction time is raised by 300%. Upgrading Turret to Lv3 requres 300 Scrap. Lv2 Turret healt = Lv1 Turret helth Missles are not heat-seeking and can easily be evaded if you are careful..

You guys are thinking way too complicated. Just make a Tier 3 turret that requires max scrap to reach, and just make Molten core give it fuckloads of armor and increased fire rate just like Torb himself, regardless of what level it is.
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>>176285540
Do you mean the upper level "balcony" to the right or the rooftop on the left ?
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>>176285897
>4 days
>already going into comp
Enjoy bronze my dude.
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>>176221803
>muh golds
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>>176285904
>I would be fine with that, if any hero with movement abilities could escape from them (Phara, Tracer, etc.) to make up for his buff
or we just buff junkrat, none of this compensation nerf bullshit. God forbid we make useful right?
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>>176284519
because mercy mains are universally idiots who have no idea how to actually play the game
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>it's a "QP team has zero situational awareness" episode
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>>176286207
That's the plan? Better than Quickplay at least.
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When did Cloud9 pick up a korean player?
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>>176286382

>it's a anon wants to win at qp episode

kys mate
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Best D.Va cosplay
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>>176286519
not him but i'm taking qp kinda seriously atm
levelling a smurf, so if I underperform in QP then I'll get a shit league, pretty frustrating when you get the cheeky 6 dps team
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>>176286519
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>>176286442
>player
don't they have 2 koreans

and it was like 3 weeks ago i think
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>>176221803
So you finally saw yourself in a mirror?
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Aways wonder but the previous 2 seasons I was always placed at gold and somehow managed to get to diamond but after a time I always fell down a lot. This season was the first time I was placed plat right away and after falling to gold levels managed to go to diamond and now stuck at around 2800.
I suck at the game but still manage diamond so i don't get how other people could be placed at bronze, is that on purpose?
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>>176280408
>Play Zen
>Always kill Mercy before she can ult
Fun stuff
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>>176286420
>Bronze
>better than quickplay

Nigga you cray-cray.

Here's what's gonna happen:
You're gonna be placed in bronze because you're fucking lvl25 or some shit and you're gonna have a REALLY bad time climbing up, all the while playing with the retards that will have you frothing at the mouth because you can't believe someone can be that bad. And then you'll regret it, but it will be too late.
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>>176286442
two
when mendo and ryb left like a month ago
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>>176286702
suregod still staying faithful huh?

which team is mendo and ryb in now?
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>Current SR is 3144

If I stop playing for the rest of the season and win half of my placement games next season, will I place in Diamond? Roadhog main.
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>>176286519
What type of errant fucking shitsignal is floating inbetween your ears right now? Do you know what arcade is? Wrap yourself in paracord and take a swing faggot.
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>>176286571
I was going to tell you that you aren't using that image the way your supposed to, but then I realized that since the meaning of the image is "I'm not doing it wrong, it's just a game" I'm going to assume that you posted the image ironically.
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>>176286616
If your first 10 placement matches ever are shit you'll be put in bronze .

But yeah, some people really fucking suck.
Take a look at this for reference:
https://youtu.be/bfbRXGePhfU

You're gonna see sum shit.
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>win
>27 SR
>lose while on fire half the round
>-33SR

is someone at blizzard suffering from late term braindamage?
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>>176286559
Someone asked what would happen with the qp mmr in comp if you level to 25 with arcade/play vs ai and then doing placements. I'm kind of curious too
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>>176286903
i don't think on fire status affects SR gains/losses
but there's something very strange with SR distribution since season 3 so i wouldn't doubt it
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>>176286854
>>
Esports lads
https://www.twitch.tv
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i'm honestly starting to think that me, being a support main, end up inflating matches and not being up to the quality of games most of the time in GM
guess i should smurf with DPS since that's my worst role and see where i place
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>>176286420
No. I'd play mystery heroes until you find your favorite character and then I'd play QP qith that hero for at least 20 hours before trying them out in comp. Also plenty of aim training in the practice range and vs AI/Ana bots before going into comp.
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>>176286739
surefour basically is the team, theres no real reason for him to leave, its not like hes going to land a better org than c9 and they can rebuild around him and adam as much as they need to
mendo i think is reforming his old eu team which i think ryb was on, maybe hoping to land a sponsor before ow league or some shit, not really sure
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>>176286903
It has always been like this. And it will always be.
Win: 15 SR
Win: 20 SR
Win: 25 SR
Win: 30 SR
Lose: -85 SR
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>>176286939
here's my assumption, but i dont really know

the system would be extremely unsure of your actual mmr, and you would fluctuate wildly depending on your performance
+/-1000 hidden mmr for the first win/loss, then probably about halving that each time until it reaches ~+/- 25 hidden mmr per win/loss.

so basically your placement would be super dependent on your performance / luck in those first 10 comp games
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>>176286672
Well my friends are in bronze and I want to play with them. I'm already better than them, but I don't wanna just abandon them.
>>176287173
I've heard about the Ana bot thing, but I also read it was fixed? Mind explaining, or posting a link?
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>>176287218
Play non-meta heroes
You will climb faster
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>>176287239
That sounds pretty dumb. It's far more likely they have a base SR (where they believe the middle of the player base to be) and that gets adjusted based on your quickplay stats. So without any QP you start smack bang in the middle but win/loss change is as normal from there.
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>>176287394
I'm just guessing based on what dota does when you make a fresh account
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>>176287345
fixed? what's there to fix? I thought you just played against Ana cause she's fairly low mobility and damage
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I got placed into gold (SR 2300) even though I don't think I'm good enough for gold, now I'm scared to play comp and let my team down.
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>>176287345
Well, if you have friends it's better since you can (probably) coordinate with them and it's 50x better than solo-queueing.
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>>176287347
Only if you win though obviously. Played a couple games only as Junkrat once but lost all of them.
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Now that I'm Diamond, what heroes should I play to continue climbing? Played Roadhog and Junkrat to get to Diamond.
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>>176287347
>>176287504
I'm a Symmetra Main and have a 70% winrate
Im high gold/low plat
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WIDOWMAKER AND HANZO
EVERY FUCKING GAME
WE LOSE
WHAT A SURPRISE
YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE FUCKING POINT
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE GOLD KILLS/DAMAGE
I CAN'T TANK AND HEAL AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
FUCK YOU HANZO/WIDOW """"""MAINS""""" I TRULY HOPE YOUR PC FUCKING CRASHES AND BURNS
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>>176284274
For a second there, I thought D.Va just has her ass hanging out like that
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>>176287584
U MAD BRO? XD
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>>176287583
you're also scum
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>>176275983
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>>176287218
>win: 30 sr
>lose: 20sr

feels good man
>>
are you guys watching digital sports right now my dudes
>>
Wish I had more than 50% with Junkrat at least. Also not sure why I even play Winston.
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>>176285436
Officer Song shooting lucio to death.
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Alright, playing again after a year, I've lost drawn 1 and lost 2
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>>176287218
masters here

its 50 sr wins
and 15-20 sr loss
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>>176287660
why don't you fucking neck yourself you subhuman trash

this game has no need of retards playing russian roulette with a bow and idiots watching the payload get pushed from three kilometres away
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>>176287584
IT'S JUST QP BRO CHILL

Alternatively if it's comp

IT'S JUST A GAME BRO CHILL
>>
>>176287701
Why? Because you don't like the indinan callcenter lady?
You must be a Genji main..
>>
>>176287873
>kilometers

Ah, so there's the issue. Yuropoor, got it, no wonder you're trash.
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>>176287909
>implying not a soldier main
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>>176287854
Fukken 2-class society.
What's next? Diffrent servers for whites and black people?
>>
>>176287786
What time are your least playeds?
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>>176287964
Please this, but for Russians. Fucking hate Russians.
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wow this sure is a great meta
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>>176288043
This, but for everything.
Not just OW, not just videogames. Everything.
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>>176288021
Those are the only ones i play
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>>176288064
Mercy is useful!
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>>176207391
black lives matter you guys
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BASTION META
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BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING TRASHNIGGER DEVELOPER

I WIN 4 TIMES

F O U R

AND LOSE ONCE AND LOST HALF OF WHAT I GOT

WHAT IS THIS

ON FIRE ALL THE TIME

TOP PERFORMING

AND I LOSE AGAINST SOME ONETRICK SHIT ONCE

O
N
C
E

AND HALF OF MY GAINED SR IS GONE
>>
>>176288180
wrong
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>>176288284
git gud boyo
>>
>>176288180
Nig.Va
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>>176288284
>taking the ranked mode in some watered down, casual FPS way too serious.
>>
>>176288142
Mercy is cancer

the latest buff has made it so you not only have to kill mercy first, you have to kill her at the right time or she'll just come out and press Q with no way to retaliate.
>>
>>176288043
>tfw non-slav servers would still be ruined by frogs
damn
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>>176288180
D.Ndu
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>>176288448
>mfw Frenchfags surrender the point before they even try
>>
>hanzo buffs

WTF? he didnt need any buffs hanzo was the biggest bullshit character that actually had no weakness because he 1 shots you with scatter even if you flank or jump on him with monkey
>>
>koreans use bastion in tournament for whole match and win
Absolute madmen
>>
Orisa is going to be the character that makes Zarya change her opinion about Omnics. The same way Blizzard is pushing a Torbjorn and Bastion team up through the comics.
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>>176288538
By now you should realize that blizzard buffs and nerfs heroes according to their playrate.
>>
PERCOCET
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>>176288591
No.
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>>176288117
How have you not gotten curious about the other heroes yet? When I was new I basically exclusively played D.va, but I branched out well before it could ever get to the 50 hours mark. None of mine are that high and I have 5 stars.
>>
>>176284821
Stefania Ferrario lifts. There's vids of her working out.
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>>176287882
A game that I paid for with my real money and that uses my real time, just sayin BRO
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>>176284519
Because they play a no aim no brain hero that anyone can play.
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>>176287882
this irritates me more than anything

why play comp if you don't even try and win?
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>>176288678
Yes.

Numbani is the antithesis of Russia, likewise with Orisa and Zarya. She even has a new voiceline in the PTR files where she compliments Zarya about her graviton orb and why she has it.
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>>176285330
Polish hero when?
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reminder
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>attacking on temple of anubis
>team pick bastion, hanzo, and widowmaker
>bastion sets up behind a wall waiting for enemy
Quick play is worse than aids
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>>176283447
Thank you anon!
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>>176288889
right after the finnish hero
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>>176288947
No problem! I'm always happy to share more Jamison!
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>>176288858
Hating omnics is part of Zarya's character. I'll be pretty mad if they take that away.
Then again it's Blizz what we're talking about so I won't be surprised if you end up being right.
It hurts.
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754469244
>MAN WHY CAN'T BLIZZARD BUFF THIS ALREADY GOOD HERO BECAUSE I ONLY PLAYED HER WHEN SHE WAS SUPER BRAINDEAD AND NOW I HAVE TO THINK BEFORE I RUSH SHIFT IN

Why are Dva mains this autistic?
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>Deadeye makes McCree's next 6 shots OHK's
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>>176288894
The sad thing about this is, someone must have payed a lot of money to some sweaty neckbeard to make this in SFM
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>>176289019
Fuck off.
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>>176287429
It was something like they used to group up and stay relatively near you, but now they just run around all over the map avoiding you.
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>>176289004
>Torbjorn is going to be shown the power of love by Bastion
>Orisa might do the same to Zarya
Are Junkrat and Roadhog the only redpilled characters left?
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>>176288986
I wouldn't mind a noridc hero as long as it's not a fucking meme dwarf
>>
The point is mine, property of Roadhog.
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>>176289019
300 damage, guaranteed kill if it headshots.
>>
>Tracers own bomb hurts herself
>Pharahs rockets hurt herself

>Junkrats own bombs, and his ult do not hurt him
>Dvas own mech does not hurt her
>Bastions own bombs do not hurt himself
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I'm taking the objective, converge on me.
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>>176289160
They're our only hope it seems.
Honestly fuck omnics.
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>>176288947
>>176289000
why don't you two get a room

so i can flick the switch for the gas
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>>176289259
Right, I was thinking something along the lines of Golden Gun from Destiny
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>>176288986
WHere's my Dutch hero
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when does this comp season end?
>>
>>176289319
shitters are attracted to D.Va and Junkrat so they complained about it on the forums.
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>>176289403
weed xd
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>>176276106
Yes I am. Only the finest thicc birthing hips can bear my children.
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>>176289560
Did Mei suffer a stroke or what the fuck is wrong with her right eye?
>>
How's ranked on PS4 these days? Been playing exclusively arcade for 2 seasons because no one uses their mics or plays together in my experience. If I went back to ranked, would it still be trash games 9 times out of 10?
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>>176288448
Kek you fags keep looking for someone to blame while you are shit yourself.
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>>176289259
Seems too powerful against tanks.
>>
>>176289019
>you know pulse bomb
>lets give a character six hitscan versions of it
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>>176289657
I will blame every frog that is too dumb to speak english (all of them, really).
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>>176289657
Have you ever played with Baguettes?
>>
>D.Va gets a Terran Goliath skin in HOTS
>Overwatch gets...a police officer skin

Goddammit Blizz. I wanna GOLIATH ONLINE.
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>>176289007
>why are mains this autistic
ftfy
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>>176289403
that pic's missing a worn-down bicycle
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>>176289803
>worn down bicycles

ftfy
>>
>play genji
>flank properly
>i end up losing track of the enemy
>or i confuse myself with my own swift strike

is it my colorblindness or what
>>
>>176289353
Fuck you bro, Zenyatta is pure and perfect and so is Orisa. I want to marry Orisa!
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>>176207505
>>176283736
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>>176289868
How did you get past the captcha?
>>
>>176289898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI
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>>176289742
Who's next? I bet
>reee remove italians, they talk too loud
>>176289768
Yep, and they can be decent players too. And not all of them are whiny bitches like you blamefags.
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>>176289386
That's mean, anon!
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>>176284519
Universally no one likes Mercy mains.

>Comp, D.Va Main
>3800 SR area, Dorado Defense
>Get TWO Mercy mains on the same team, both mic users, one sounds like a 14 year old girl, the other around my age (20)
>The one that loads faster picks Mercy
>The other one begs for mercy nonstop because its the only hero she can play, she's queued with her boyfriend who mains McCree it seems
>They fight about it for so long by the time they settle it the match has started and only 3 of us are actually there
>Utterly baffled by the fact they havent event left the spawn room over who cant play the m1 bot hero, I decide to go offmeta instead.
>Play Mei instead
>Get more kills than boyfriend McCree while being yelled at by him to swap to a meta pick
>Mic chat is nothing but the two mercy mains fighting over who can play this hero better
>I just wanted to die
>Drop comp for the rest of the week

fuck mercy
fuck mercy mains

I liked it better when Ana ruled everything.
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>>176289226
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>>176290086
That was Hook 1.0 tho. We're at 3.0 now.
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>>176290223
and you still get free hooks if you shoot into high traffic zones
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>>176290086
Sombra is my guess before it finished.
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>>176290223
>>176290376
>>176290370
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>>176290370
Unless there is a barrier. Or a deflecting Genji. Or a corner. Or invisible Blizzzard walls. Or vertical height difference. Or latency issues.
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>>176284519
>>176290043
Always bully Mercy players. Whenever a Mercy mouths off I remind them that they play a no skill hero and that if had actual skill at the game they'd be Ana. White knights get turbobutthurr.
>>
>>176289742
>needing communication in this casual ass game
get good
>>
>>176290691
>vertical height difference
isn't roadhog's hook bigger in the vertical dimension than the horizontal?
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>>176290856
>not controlling your teammates with you mind
Are you even trying
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>>176290634
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>>176290043
The thing is, at least how I am experiencing it.
Mercy outperformes every other healer. I have 40+ hours on Ana, Lucio and Mercy and around 25 on Zen and I'm a low diamond shitter. Anyways, right know I just can not outheal another Mercy as Ana, I'm not claiming to be a pro or anything but I'm pretty confident with my ability to play Ana and that is really pissing me off, because in order to be able to heal the most I have to play as Mercy and that hero is pretty much defenseless a problem that Ana or Lucio don't really have. So as someone who is a healer main I'm almost forced to play as Mercy because in almost 90% of all the games I'm the only person playing healer and as I said, In order to do the most healing as possible I have to play as Mercy because that's something I can't really do as Ana or Lucio anymore.
Why was Ana nerfed again?
>>
>>176290991
i play every game with all chats muted and i'm GM
>>
>>176290878
1.0 was yes. But I mean if you hook someone from high or low ground you're not gonna kill the target.
>>
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SOLO HEALER META
>>
>>176291090
you just need someone in your team giving more attention to flanks, double healer meta just results on two dead healers
>>
>>176291053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c
>>
>tfw I'll never be cool enough to play Mccree with more than 50% hitrate

feels so bad man.
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>>176281421
Are we doing small serving size tracer brags?
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Bastion on KoTH is hilarious
>Entire enemy team trying to kill you before anything else
>You just walk around holding M2 and picking up healthpacks, ocassionally shooting a bit on recon mode
>They get bored and leave you alone, they go try and capture the point
>Go on sentry mode and wipe them all out
>>
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WHAT
>>
>be 3700
>put into a 3200 average game
>stomp them
>gain 2 sr
What was the point in that
>>
>>176291316
And right now you are expecting too much from your average diamond player
>>
>>176291391
I can only play Tracer decently for one game before I start to lose focus. Is this normal? Do I need to have ADHD to play this hero consistently?
>>
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>>176291432
>t. low silver
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>>176291090
You don't have to, idiot.
Ana brings burst healing which is what is important.
She also has CC in the form of her sleep dart and can deny the enemy team healing with her grenade.

Total healing done is meaningless, really. Just like gold damage means fuck all because half is wasted on shields etc.
>>
>>176291545
works on low plat matches actually
>>
>>176291530
>implying a master is that much better than a diamond.
Not really. The only thing that changes a lot between diamond and master is that
1) Everyone thinks they're the carry
2) Team comps are more meta
3) Salt levels increase
4) Less throwers
>>
Sombra confirmed having carry potential
>>
>>176291542
You need ADHD to play Tracer well.
Try listening to break-core to improve your ADHD or something like that, it really needs to be loud and annoying.
>>
>>176289873
what did anon mean by this
>>
>>176290043
>the SFM model of D.Va is better than the official HotS model
how did they fuck it up so badly?
>>
>>176291542
>>176291610
Why is the ADHD meme so real, I have a pretty decent Tracer but can't focus while studying
>>
>>176283291
>The client tickrate is only 20
this hasn't been true for quite some time.
>>
>>176291391
I wouldn't brag if I had 30% accuracy
>>
>>176289613
>i'm literally so autistic that i have no idea what winking is or what it denotes
>>
>>176291542
Same here. I play her like once a month and hope for the best.
>>
>>176291785
Good lord, who pissed in your cereal today, sonny?
>>
>>176291872
My name isn't Sonny.
>>
>>176291754
Not him
>Tracer
38 Hours of playtime
30% Accuracy
50% winrate
>>
>>176238617
ROBOT

NIGGER
>>
How are first placement games calculated?

I mean who does it place you with in these games?
>>
>>176238617
That's pretty sad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrQGi-WeNr8

Hana Song.
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>feel urge to play
>start up match, start to have fun
>realize quickly one or more persons on my team is retarded
>we lose
>I get tilted and close the game

Wish I could handle this better. Dunno what my problem is.

If I lose horribly but my team was actually all trying, I couldn't care less and still have fun.

Like for isntance earlier I was solo queing. We lost because we had a Mei that 100% did nothing else but try to hide in the enemy's spawn and ambush/block people. Except she never killed anyone and kept dying, once falling off the map trying to run from someone. After getting called out he started ranting on comms about tryhards. This was competitive.

I need to find friends.
>>
>>176291754
I have a whole 17 games played as tracer. It wasn't that serious of a post.
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>>176292015
You have a hidden MMR from quick play, it matches you with people based on that.
>>
>>176292063
Hana Song's song make my ears bleed.
Who in the right mind likes this kind of music.
>>
>>176292078
has anyone ITT tried to exploit this?
>>
>>176292063
Tracer's theme is still the best after all these months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fdZeX4bUDs Makes me want to do something with my life.
>>
>>176292078
For all 10 games? I've always assumed that the system intentionally matched you against teams of higher or lower skills to try to determine where you are. Like it's calibrating.

Pretty pointless if it's basically just a mirror of QP's MMR
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I love Ana!
>>
>>176221803
Why would you even post that, I felt second-hand embarrassment because of you.
>>
how do i play ana?
>>
New thread
>>176292361
>>176292361
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>>176289353

>I'm not a robot
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>>176292078

So if you played shit in qp then won all 10 comp games youd still only be placed around diamond?

if you were amazing in qp and won all 10 comp games you get GM?
>>
>>176292930
No. It doesn't take QP in consideration at all. It compares your cmp stats for every game while it calculates your MMR and determines where you should be placed. Wins will get you placed higher but if the game thinks you play like a 4000 SR player and you win all your placements, expect to be placed around 3800. It gives you a little room to climb before reaching your "true SR". If you lose all 10 games but played with GM-like stats, expect to be placed around 3500.
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>>176294101
>If you lose all 10 games but played with GM-like stats, expect to be placed around 3500.
is there an example of this ever happening?
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>>176294164
Yes. IDDQD lost all but two of his placements and placed 4200-ish.
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>>176283650
Grmlin d.va is a national treasure
>>
>>176289019
>McCree pulls out a repeater rifle during Deadeye that does what you described with a much slower rate of fire and right click allows him to ADS
>>
>>176279794
Every other healer can survive by ulting,
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>>176297562
what is ana?
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