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>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Latest PTR patch notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20722025#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread:
>>176179412
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Amélie
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First for Mako
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>Reaper is now invulnerable during Shadow Step

You could make this change and he still wouldn't get picked
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X for Hana Song
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Sombra is breast bra
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None of the overwatch heroes got big breasts, this is NOT okay.

Roadhog doesn't count.
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>>176207547
mercy?
zarya?
mei?
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>>176207592
none of their tits are decidedly huge.
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>>176207547
Define big
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best girl
B E S T G I R L
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Hana BUTT
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>>176207592

Look at their ingame models, they are all A or B cup. Mei is hard to tell with though because of her clothing.
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>>176207450
Why does he wear the mask?
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Best BFF's forever!
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>>176207667
to keep him alive and not succumb to self inflicted radiation poisoning and cancer.
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>>176207631

C cup
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>>176207547
Mei.
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If an Orb of Harmony is used on an invisible Sombra, would the enemy team still see the orb?
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2506 SR dropped to 2296 in a loss streak (always healer or tank). Did what you said guys, picked a DPS and now I am climbing again. I am playing with soldier, should I Learn phara in this rank? She is like OP nobody can kill her ( including myself sometimes)
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>>176207639
>underboob and abs

Damn I love Pharah
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>>176207745
This is something I need to test out with friends.

If orbs or zarya's barriers on sombra reveal her in any way
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>>176207780
She needs more love desu
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>we're losing when we have a massive lead
>why
>someone changed to 3rd healer without telling the team
>I swap to tank
>he swaps to dps
>I swap healer
>he swaps to healer
>I throw
>he acts surprised

Play stupid games win stupid prizes
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Cute gamer girl.
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>>176207485
>>176207641
Reminder that Hana is STRAIGHT

so any dykes can just back off she's mine
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ever since i've started working out more i don't get as toxic in overwatch anymore, is this normal.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS ANGERMITT
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>>176207924
>hana is traight
Not for long
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>>176207924
I could turn her gay, fuck off.
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New map when
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>>176208092
wanting to spread mental illness
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>>176208051
Lena is a nice lady that respects her friends boundaries!
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Necessary changes to make Reaper pickable:

>Ptr wraith form reload change
>Shadow Step provides invulnerability for the same duration that it removes control of your hero
>Buff death blossom damage from 170 dps to 200 dps
>Death Blossom now penetrates Shields for 50% of the damage (E.g. Rein behind a shield will take 100 dps while his shield takes 200, zarya bubble will take 200 dps while she takes 100 dps etc.)

And the funny thing is I don't think even with these changes he'll be meta. Still bad roadhog with no range or stun and less health
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Can you get the D.Va spray in HotS yet?
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>>176208109
When will Overwatch get something with more than "Two points, only one objective" shit?
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>>176208129
Lena is a slut who has fucked every woman from overwatch. Including Orisa.
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>>176208005
The contrary on my end, I've been a fitnessnut for years and I can't play OW without telling people I'll take their lunch money and shove 'em in the locker every time I lose
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>>176208051
>d.va in thigh highs

Tracer wouldn't deserve this treatment
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>>176208183

A map with two points to defend at once, but once one is take the other becomes easier to take with more routes opening

CP_STEEL WHEN

GOAT MAP
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>>176208129
>>176208187
this
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>>176207752
>the "Pharah is OP and unhittable" meme
You actually have to be good with her.
And you have to have a healer who gives a fuck about you, unless you want to have to lob rockets at distant groups of enemies like a flying Junkrat, or fend for yourself and spend half the game scavenging healthpacks, at which point you're absent from every other fight. You might as well be dead and running back from spawn at that point.
If Pharah is getting zero support from your team, not even a fucking Zarya bubble every now and then, then you cannot play Pharah. Not unless the teams are mismatched to the point that it wouldn't matter what you picked because of how much less skilled the enemies are.
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>>176208174
>death blossom now refills health
>and makes you invulnerable
>you move at zenyetta speed

It's balanced
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>>176208174
Death Blossom is fine though. He just needs QoL changes to his movement, like the first 2 you mentioned.
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>>176208276
Team sizes are too small for it
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>>176208283
Hana doesn't seem to be enjoying that
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>>176208345
Rape is just another word for love.
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>>176208316
So you want the beyblade meme again?
https://youtu.be/lNRSI-_2a88

Isn't that the main reason for nanoboost getting its speed boost removed?
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>>176208181
I'm wondering this too
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Better late than never! Here comes T.Racer!
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Any idea on when first official information might out regarding the new event?
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>>176207845
I'd give her more love if you know what I mean.
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>>176208327

>DB is fine

>Press Q to announce your position to the enemy loudly
>While slowing yourself down

>And a single hook, sleep dart, flashbang; rein charge etc. Is a death sentence


>Literally every tank can counter it with a basic ability and decent reactions
>All to do 10 more dps than sombra to all enemies in an 8 metre radius
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Death to infidels who say Hana Song is a boy.
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>>176208426
Jesus, 4chan.
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>>176208343

A map that forces teams into two groups of 3 would be hella interesting and viable.

We already have 3v3 showing 3v3 engagements work
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>>176208450
If there is something Blizzard will tease it a week before it happens like with the last few events. That's what I'd guess at least.
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>>176208345
It's not rape if a woman does it.
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>>176208345
It was her first time, she was nervous. Remember how nervous you were your first time?
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>>176208295
Ok thanks for the tip. Yeah actually the pharas that are "unkillable" come with a mercy poketing them. So i should stay with soldier or tracer and make my way up
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>>176207378
I'm still under the thought that we need to do more with the globes for poor old Reaper.

Maybe when he gets the globes, make him buffed up like a poor mans nano boost (small speed and health boost) that doesn't last as long unless you keep up the killing momentum, and if you keep it up you can snowball the effect. Get the first kill, get rewarded for it so the next strike can be more forgiving and if you can keep it up under a certain time bracket thanks to the speed boost to catch up to people, you can be a bulky and sanic death machine.

That's just a random thought though, it would probably be "too OP".
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>>176207845
Who will give it to her?
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>>176208540
>We already have 3v3 showing 3v3 engagements work
Ah yes, I love HogAnaMei, the game mode.
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Who is the clq of overwatch?
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>>176208556
Excuse me. She is a pure Korean idol.
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>>176208628
whoever made that needs to be reminded that tits don't work that way
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>>176208556
Don't sexualize the Overwatch lolis please.
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>>176208092
she will still crave dick and you know it
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>>176208640

>Hog ana mei

Countered so hard by orissa widow soldier it isn't even funny
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>>176208682
every woman craves dick
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>>176208672
There's nothing else worth sexualizing.
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>>176208649
Girls loving girls IS pure!
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>>176208607
Or, practice Pharah in quickplay to make sure you actually know how to lead and predict targets well, use boop to move yourself around the map quickly, manage your thruster fuel, stuff like that.
Then pick her in comp, hope that you can use her, and be ready to swap if the first minute and a half or so shows you that you've got neglectful teammates.
You don't have to give up on her outright, just know what you're getting into.
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>>176208640
Mei? In 3v3? Since when?
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>>176207347
Why would Mercy keep her boyfriend out?
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>>176208771
Thanks mate never got somebody to encourage me like that here :P gonna do it.
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>>176208942
But she hasn't?
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>too good to pubstomp
>no reliable crew to roll with in competitive
Really sick of shit atm
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>>176208758
Why do i wanna bang this korean gamer popstar?
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>>176208942
It's canon she is with Roadhog.
She takes the W H O L E H O G every night.
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>>176209029
Because that's the only thing worth living for?
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>>176208762
yes but those two are only platonic, Tracer wouldn't cheat on Emily and Hana is straight as an arrow
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how do i escape bronze?
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>>176208441
>Isn't that the main reason for nanoboost getting its speed boost removed?

Reinhardt was a bigger factor since the speed boost made him Fat Genji without even having to spend his ultimate.
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>>176209176
>cheating
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>>176207862

>Yesterday Comp match on Oasis
>round 5 tied 2 to 2
>Someone leaves before round starts
>"we can pull this out guys" I switch from Symm to Rein
.
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>our solo heal Lucio switches to Hanzo


Why are people in this game pure cancer ebola aids?
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>>176209208
Carry yourself with someone like Hog, Zarya, 76 or Pharah
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>>176208628
Sign me up
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>>176209208
git gud
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>>176209208
Reposting from old thread:

These skill are the important ones:
1. Teamwork/Communication: The team with the better teamwork will always win! Even obvious things like ult-kombos win matches. Always communicate clearly. Praise if someone does something good. Never shit on someone for any reason. Mentality wins games.
Also what heroes can you play that compliment your teamcomposition.
2. Positioning: Highly overlooked! Always be in the perfect postition depending on the hero you play. Try to find out the perfect angles and corners of a map.
3. Timing: When and when not to use an ability or ultimate. Also remembering what abilities of the enemy are on cooldown or what ults are probably coming at you soon and communicate that to your team.
4. Targetpriority
Learn what your hero is supposed to to at any given moment in the match and who to shoot at.
5. Know your enemy
Learn in detail what heroes you don't play can and can not do.
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>>176209208

When you're that low you're missing the fundamentals of this game. Focus on aiming, not dying, grouping up and so on.
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>It's an "enemy issue is fully charged every second" episode
I hate reruns.
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>>176209370
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mercy needs health nerfed to 150 and can't escape zarya's ult
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>>176209325
You can't, she's my wife.
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>someone on /owg/ posted a link to the overwatch subredddit a few days ago
>first post I see is "I feel that as a female mercy main i get too much unwarranted hate..."
>close tab

whoever posted that link please trip so I can filter you
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>>176209489
>he can't even kill a mercy caught in a fucking graviton
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>>176209631
That's right, because for some reason she can fly right out of it.
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>>176209257

>tumbler forces their will onto yet another blizzard game
>im constantly surrounded by faggotry and degeneracy

just end my life famalam
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>play 76
>Kill a Pharah
>Friendly Ana says "nice shooting, Jack"

>Play Pharah
>Kill an Ana
>Friendly 76 says "got your aim from your mom, I see"

Overwatch is one hardcore universe.
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>>176209489
>Mercy
>Nerfed
You should be banned from giving suggestions if you are under 2k SR.
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>>176209623
The Overwatch subreddit is cancer. I don't know what you expected.
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>>176209208
I love popping shitters with zen
give me your account and I'll boost to plat in a couple of days
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The greatest improvement to the game's balance would be if the matchmaking no longer fucks you over for multi stacking.
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Haven't played since S2, what's the new meta?
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>>176209675
That's not a tumblr filename mr. autist. Yuri's been a thing for forever
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>>176209741
Mercy's ult, that is up all the fucking time, makes the game unplayable. She shouldn't be so hard to kill with the best ult in the game that comes up the fastest.
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>>176209515
but she's my mistress
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>>176209862

Yes it has existed forever, for porn and other extraneous fan-made material.

Now it is integrated in the canon, among other degenerate things.

I just want off the ride, is all.
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>>176209762
why is zen not more popular? throughout all the ranks he has one of the highest win percentages in comp. almost everyone who i stat check has 50%+ win rate with him.
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>>176209821
Same game, still dominated by tanks and supports.

Though now you see more Winston and Mercy and 76 isn't complete garbage (for now, they plan on nerfing him AGAIN)

You'll feel right at home if you play Roadhog, as your image suggests. Still completely busted as ever. The only small nerf to Roadhog is that if you hook somebody around the corner your hook will snap and they'll be freed.
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>>176209370
Thank you blessed Hana poster
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>>176210103
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>>176209985
he is being used A LOT by pro koreans right now. He is on petty much every team because dive comp is popular right now. Makes me happy.
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>>176209821
Is your team coordinated? Dive comp. Other than that you can get by with just about any comp as long as you have some tanks and supports.
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>>176209985
his healing is booty until he ults
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Anyone know when week 3 of nexus challenge starts?
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>tfw keep getting within 30 or so SR of plat but keep getting placed with leavers and throwers or just losing because our team wasn;t good enough
>back to 2430 now

I had a bit of a cry earlier in the shower and I feel better but I'm still upset.
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>Sneak behind enemy lines as Stealthyatta
>Wait until nobody is near the flag
>Grab it and go through the entire enemy team with Transcendance
>Capture it and win the game
>Team is flaming me for being AFK in the enemy base

I guess people just enjoy seeing that red DEFEAT/DRAW message at the end of the match.
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>>176209985
For most people it's probably a combination of not prioritizing discorded targets, low healing on his harmony orb and he doesn't have as an easy a way of dealing with flankers as the other supports since it's all down to your aim if you can't get a teammate to help you in time.
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How long do you need to play the game to know whether or no you're good? Counting all the played as timers, I've got around 64 hours total and I feel as though I don't contribute anything apart from being a decent Mercy/Ana. I can't get those amazing killstreaks as assault, I can't be the undying tanks, and I can't be the annoying shits that defense heroes are supposed to be.
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>>176208051
Why do people draw tracer with blue eye? Are they blind?
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Why do people purposefully NOT choose Lucio on KOTH?
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>>176210423
what some pro tournaments. Obviously the skill cap is much much higher and they use a lot of strategies that don't work without a well drilled team. But you can see how they use each fo the heroes and exploit areas of the maps you might not have thought of before. I was playing winston like an absolute retard for quite some time.
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>>176210576
Same reason they randomly give her giant tits and anything but a flat ass.
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>>176210423
dude I have over 400 hours in this game and I feel like I am just now "getting it" something just clicked as I learned more and more from experience. I used to be low gold in previous seasons, but now I am low diamond and climbing steadily.
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Who do you think would win? I could see this as an actual Death Battle episode.
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>>176208556
FULL COMIC WHERE?
>>176210626
She doesn't have a flat ass anon, stop the bullying
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>>176210423
if you are a mercy find a god pharah to queue with. you can easily climb to diamond+ by pocketing him and getting high value rez.
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>>176210734
I'd rather see Junkrat vs Demoman.

Also Plague Knight would win he is magic. You can't beat magic by conventional means.
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>>176210798
>Pharah
>him
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>be low gold
>I've beaten Diamonds and deranked masters in 1v1 Mystery Duels
>Still do retarded shit in comp like go after full health Reapers when they're in shooting distance of me and trying to corner Junkrats

How do I fix my autism?
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>>176207752
Same boat, can't climb back past 2300 as a healer or main tank

Played Avenue Swine and I'm climbing again because I get consistent hooks
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>>176210786
Tracer is flat! FLAT!
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>>176210809
>I'd rather see Junkrat vs Demoman.
Please Demoman can go demo knight and just charge-
>Junkrat has his trap
huh...
You know I'd like to see that too.
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Can Lucio carry?
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>Get to diamond in Season 2 several months ago
>most cancerous and rage inducing experience in any game ive ever played
>the only character i have the slightest fun playing as is Ana
>From there on stop playing comp
>Since then only play QP and Arcade
>All i wanted was to have the fun i had back in Beta
>Every match is either made of Gold shitters or GM austists
>hate playing deffense
>hate playing in 70% of maps
>hate the people i play with
>hate the people i play against
>Its even more rage inducing than comp

I hate to say it but i fucking hate this game in its entirety now, and it makes me sad that`s how i truly feel about it

Uninstalled, gotta find something else to play
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>>176210859
i was referring to the person playing pharah, becuase girls can only be good at mercy/dva.
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>>176210914
Her chest is top tier anon, I want to suck on her little tiddies
And her ass isn't flat
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reminder that neither Tracer or Winston are to be bullied under any circumstances
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>>176211168
Winston killed his caretaker because he suggested he cut down on the peanut butter and Tracer is a traitor to her country
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>>176211168
I'm gonna bully Tracer sexually and there's not a thing you can do about it.
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DOOMFIST WHEN?
Also it's been such a long time since last dev update, I miss Jeff
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Waifufaggotry aside, who do you think is the best voice actor in OW?

I'd say Reinhardt's or Widow's.
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>>176211334
stop now
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>jeff gets his drones to change lucio so people don't pick him as much
>buffs outweigh the nerfs in every way and people now have more reason to choose him than ever

Bravo Blizzard
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>>176211580
I'd say McCree for guys and Pharah for females
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>never play ranked
>gold friends ask to play ranked
>play Mercy because they're McCree/Genji shitters
>I heal about half of the team's damage and get a few match-winning revives
>also play some Ana, Soldier and Lucio for fun and do alright
>bronze

Do I need to become a Rein main? I thought I was doing alright, too. I'm not the kind of sperg who gets legitimately mad over video games, but it's disappointing.
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>>176211515
Probably 2 months from now
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>>176211028

>grills only play Mercy-Diva

There's this German blonde solid 7 qt on Twitch named Raya with 3900 sr who only plays dps like Tracer/Soldier.
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>>176211515
You think he likes getting internet bullied? He tries to deflect it as a joke, but deep down he hurts inside. He could have probably gotten some useless intern to read from a script, but decided to bite the bullet himself.
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>>176211601
? Stop what?
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>>176211676
Play street pig.
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>>176211334

How do you bully someone sexually? Legit question.
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>>176211676
Playing support exclusively is horrible to gain rank. You get less than other roles i think.

Don't just stick to one hero and change as needed would be my advice.
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Imagine if Mccree had dual revolvers
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>>176211740
>German
Hairy armpits confirmed. It's a man.
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>>176211580
Symmetra for females, Torbjorn, Zenyatta and Reinhardt for the males.
I fap to their voices regularly.
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>>176209741
She should definitely have her invuln stripped, it was a retarded change. Exchange it for DR that's active while her healing/amp beam is attached to a person. An Ult is supposed to have a risk to it, that's what each Ult should be designed around.

Even Zen can be pulled and knocked away during Trans. TF2's Uber could be denied with knockback or separating the medic from the target.
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>>176211846
Liquid McCree
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>>176211835
You make them submit to you like the sluts they are.
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>>176211835
Smack them in the face with your penis
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>>176211580
Probably the same as yours but I like Pharah and Symmetra's as well. The guys seem to be better overall though.
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>not exclusively playing Reinhardt and saying "Hello!" the whole game
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>>176211846
But how would he fan the hammer
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>>176211953
Cute
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>>176212072
>didn't get either of those skins

Fucking Summer Games rng
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>>176209821
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Cadet Oxton SFM when?
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>>176211028
>>176211740
Encountered a British girl who played a lot of Mei, but also some Soldier 76. Terrifyingly good in 3v3s.
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>McCree will never get a "you're pretty good" line
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how do I get better at tracking bois
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test
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>>176212014

Yeah, I actually like theirs too. I have to give extra props to Anjali because she is SO DIFFERENT from Symmetra but she does a great job voicing her.
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>>176212151
>no zarya olympics skin
Feels bad
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>>176209219
>fat genji
Lost
Gg bud
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>>176212262
VPN b&
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>>176212245
Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.
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>>176212245
>Reaper will never get a "Blue Oyster cult had it all wrong" line
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>>176212171
>that Tracer usage

Now if only my Comp teammates could see this list and let me play her ;_;
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>>176212194
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If you lose Uprising, Reinhardt and Torb's corpses get dragged through the streets like Delta Force in Mogadishu while Tracer and Mercy are raped by Eradicators
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>>176212378
He even has his fucking arm missing
>There are no continues here, friend
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>>176212416
Tell them you are confident with her, and if you feel like you are not doing work with her that you will switch. And then actually switch if you are useless.
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>>176212261
Practice. There really isn't some special tip we can give you to help you. Go on quick play and practice, it's not fun but it's the only way you can improve your tracking skills. Only real tip I can give you beside practice is to mess around with your sensitivity. Having a sensitivity you like can make a huge difference.
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>>176212492
>while Tracer and Mercy are raped by Eradicators
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>>176212274
Wanted that too but the only legendary I got was one of Lucio's three times over.
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>When you get accused of cheating as fucking Hanzo
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Week 3 when?
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>>176212048
>not exclusively playing Reinhardt and spending all your time hitting breakable and physics objects in the map and saying "Bring me another!" after you've hit each one.

I'm the number 2 Reinhardt in the world and I'm here to tell you that you are a fucking shitter.
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>>176212839
Why you lyin
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>>176212806
Tomorrow probably
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>>176212274
>tfw I got three of the one skin I wanted.
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Mercy is the biggest slut in this game.
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>>176213037
Water is wet.
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>be in 6 stack
>play ctf
>enemy gets a point
>leader: let's reinstate them lmao
>all of us leave
>they will most likely get reinstated
>no penaulty gained for us because arcade is a shitty mode
>repeat

fuck why is this so fun hahaha like just play quickplay or competitive if you are that serious haha
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>>176213037
Torn has 47 kids, his wife is bigger slut
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Why do retards who can't aim keep playing ana?
There's no excuse for not healing properly in this game, you can see the fucking health and teammates through WALLS
Anything less than 40% healed as ana or mercy and you're dogshit
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>>176213075
I cant tell whos trolling who in this post. You are claiming you arent serious yet you cannot play arcade without a 6 stack because you are afraid of losing
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>>176213037
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>>176212643
>Null sector develops mechanical sperm
>Tracer and Mercy are forced to have augmented Null Sector babies
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They need to rework Orisa completely, remove all her abilities and start fresh. No amount of number changing will make her clusterfuck of abilities be good.
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>>176213241
because mercy is for cucks and lucio requires csgo surf server levels of autism to become very good at
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>>176213272
yea we're huge autistic pussies that's why we target arcade. people there are super serious because they crave lootboxes and we want to make sure they don't get one.
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>>176213292
>Augmented robot time displaced children
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>>176213385
Hey at least you admit to being autistic and you are true to your intentions. Way better than the 6 stacks in quickplay that act like they are hotshit because they can down a team of randoms that are just grinding for boxes
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>>176213358
This. It's so obvious she's a kneejerk character with a rushed kit design.
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I feel really inconsistent as Genji, how should i be playing him?
Also, is there any trick to landing shuriken hits more consistently, i miss a lot with them
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>>176213494
alone each item in her kit is good but together they literally are a cluster fuck mess
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>>176213241
>Anything less than 40% healed as ana
>you're dogshit
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>>176213494
Well her entire kit was created in just a few days
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>instalock your main
>yfw someone asks "hey dude can I have [your main]"
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>>176213383
>tfw 1200+ hours on css surf server

man that shit was awesome. the fucking skill cap was so ridiculously high, im surprised it never became something bigger
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>>176213724

>someone picks mercy
>guy in a duo: "hey can my friend play mercy, it's the only hero she can play, but she's really good!"
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>>176213914
>give her mercy
>she starts ERPing
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How does this make you feel?
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>>176208951
Also, if you really want to get into playing Pharah, you might want to find a high-ranked Pharah main who has a Twitch or YouTube channel.
Just because watching them for even a little while will show you routes and angles that you wouldn't have known about or wouldn't have thought to use. You don't have to worship them or try to imitate everything they do, just learn a thing or two. It helped me.
Best of luck.
"Valkia" on Twitch is the only one that I know by name, so I guess he's all I can recommend right now.
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>>176214057
feels good. i'm top 10%, and 30 SR from top 3%.
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>>176214057
I never bothered doing any placement matches after season 1, but apparently my score for season 1 would place me in upper platinum.
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>>176213037
LÃœGEN.
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>>176212839
>not appreciating his greeting voice lines
Sure, #2 in the world doesn't even appreciate the best aspect of him
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>>176214057
Average.
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>>176213724
>Someone insta locks your main
>They have no playtime as them and won't swap off
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>>176214259
More and more I honestly feel like Mercy never actually liked working for Overwatch.
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>>176214206
Wahrheit.
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>>176214259
McCree's mouth in the 6th panel always bothers me for some reason. Other then that I like this comic.
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>can now kill 2 to 4 people with solo Blade consistently
>always win in a 1v1 against healers instead of having them kill me or escape or waste enough time that their back up arrives
>no longer afraid of Winston, Hog, Mei, or Symmetra
>no longer encounter the embarrassment that was popping Blade when Zen had Trans or using dash to chase Mercy only to have her fly away
>can actually hit things with my shuriken now
>know who to engage and when to engage them

Just went through a ton of my clips starting from when I got the game to last week. I was fucking awful and seeing myself get better feels fucking good man. Started out at Gold and now nearing Masters. How are you guys progressing?
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>>176214229
>the team locks your main and all three of your back-ups
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>>176212048

GREETINGS
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>"we need a healer"
>switch to my main healer when I die
>"no not that one"
No orbs for you then..
>>176214404
Probably because the mouth is way too stretched all of a sudden compared to the third and is poking out of his cheek.
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>>176214416
Got to masters. Everyone I play with went out on vacation at the same time and I decayed to almost 3100 because I forgot you had to play everyday now.
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>>176214057
How is everyone so bad?
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>>176214374
Ne.
Lass das.
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>>176214516
>Someone picks my main
>Gets friends to rapid fire click their hero in selection screen
>Guy who stole my main joins them
>Steals back my main in between his clicking
>He leaves the game
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>>176214601
It's a team game.

Only takes 1-2 bad people per team to stifle an individuals SR gain, leaving them stranded in ELO hell.
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>>176213914
>say no and your teammate picks d.va
>she leaves
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>>176214697
Every player has to deal with bad teams and good people make it work and climb. ELO hell doesn't exist.
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>>176214650
Die schwanzhungrigste Schlampe, die je auf einem Computerbildschirm zu sehen war.
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>tfw stuck playing healslut because I wait for others to choose first and no one picks Mercy
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>>176214416
>pretending like you can play lesser meme Lord Gengu on an anonymous imageboard

anon pls
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>>176214841
>>176214650
>>176214374
>>176214206
Please. This is an English board.
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boop
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>>176214601
My brother got place in bronze after his first placements in season 2. He manage to climb up to almost plat before he feel down to silver. He has been stuck there ever scenes. He always complains about having terrible teams so I watched him play one day and he was terrible. He played Hanzo one round and would always aim for people's chest or head with scatter arrows, even after I told him it's better to aim at their feet.
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>>176208469
Then put a bubble on him or something? Just because it could use a little set up to properly utilize doesn't actually make it bad

And if you've set up properly, the "loud announcement" means it's already too late for the enemy team

>All to do 10 more dps than sombra to all enemies in an 8 metre radius
So it does up to six times more DPS, okay then
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>>176214675
>run into shitters like you and your buddy that try this
>don't switch
>do better than you because I'm not a shitter
>gg
K then
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>>176214872
I always get stuck because every time I let someone else play support they somehow mess it up. I'm at this point where I just don't trust anyone else playing support anymore.
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>>176213874
There are games on steam that follow the same sorta mechanics but yeah its really a niche sorta game
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>>176214979
>ever scenes
kek
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>>176215074
So far everyone who plays my mains ends up doing terrible. Only a handful of them did better then I could have.
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>>176214827
Im more willing to believe this in overwatch than i am in mobas because this game has alot of solo capability whereas mobas is like "oh hey you pick support this match and your team sucks guess you cant do shit FOR THE ENTIRE MATCH"
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D.va's so cute
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>>176214897
I can post my account stats if you want.
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>tfw maybe 1 in 10 games are fun
Why do I keep torturing myself
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Why does half the cast have zero story associated with them?
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>>176215356
blizzard's writing sucks ass
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Gaspy 15 year old turns on his mic
>Hey uhh, can you, like uhh, maybe switch please?

Wyd?
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>>176215356
Because from a story standpoint some of them are sidecharacters while others are considered main characters that are more involved with the plot.
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>>176215456
Navy seal pasta
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>>176215356
Because the only thing that matters is wether Genji is fucking Mercy or not.
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>>176215524
>more involved with the plot.
what plot
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>>176215524
Blizz said every character is a main character though
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>>176215578
The story of Overwatch as an organization and how it'll keep growing.
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>>176215265
Best girl. Do not reply if you disagree.
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>>176215668
But it's already gone.
And only like, three fucking people want it back.
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>>176210912
It has nothing to do with you getting consistent hooks. It's just teamluck. And that luck will run out sooner or later you will drop back to mid gold.
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event leaks FUCKING WHEN?
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>>176215659
The main characters of their own stories, but they're not central to the plot the writers keep focusing on.
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>There was a kid on this bus
>And everyone had sex with him
>Everyone was horny, so they fucked him in the ass
>I did it too, but what else could I do? They invited me.
>He was that kind of boy anyway
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>>176214827
Not everyone can be so lucky.

Enjoy your climb, but don't be too quick to judge those stuck in lower ranks.
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>>176211580
I'd say Reinhardt too. According to behind the scenes material he seems to be the one having the most fun with his role too.
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Where do I find friends for hots
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>>176215726
it's actually just two

they are however the best
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*blocks your path*
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>>176216023
Miku?
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>>176215251
But that is absolutely wrong. In DotA you can absolutely carry, by playing a carry, and farming for 40mins and then destroying the other team.

Whereas in OW, even if you are a really good DPS player, you can only do so much if people won't work with you to achieve the objective. Obviously in KotH maps, you can have a much greater impact, but still.
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>>176215675
Yup
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>>176216002
In hots, just wait until the next phase starts tomorrow and there will be tons of people looking for friends to play with.
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>>176215356
>muh lore
kys

>>176215456
tell him to go fuck himself
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>>176216003
Until Gorilla Grodd snaps and rapes her from all the years of cockteasing and unreciprocated affection
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Ladies and gentleman, I have just finished work. Good afternoon ladies and gentleman. How are you all doing today, ladies and gentleman?
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>Made a smurf because I wanted to experience bronze and try to work my up to masters with unconventional heros
>Figure I'd play Hanzo in QP to get to level 25 since I didn't think I was that good with him
>Already playing with high plat/diamonds in QP.
>Every other game get called out for being a smurf
Oops. I guess I'll really have to throw if I want to place bronze. It's impossible for me to unlearn my gamesense and mechanical skill, but I at least tried to go easy on them.
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>>176207862
>losing 1-2
>soldier 76 complains nobody is taking care of enemy pharah
>single heal mercy switches to hanzo
>be me D'Va as only tank with gold elims and damage only tank
>reaper, genji, solider won't switch because muh silver or bronze damage/elims/pharah
>somehow end up with D'Va, reaper, soldier, hanzo, widow, mei because reasons???
>lose

this game is terrible. people are retarded and you can't carry if they decide to suck ass this much.
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>Teamkill with death blossom
>POTG goes to fucking Pharaoh becse she ult'd behind the enemy as my DB chewed em up
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>>176208092
KING'S ROW
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>>176216343
I can't even explain why I watch his videos. Force is better though.
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>>176216343
I wanna fugg Stylosa
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alright this is the 4th time i've been 1 game away from masters.

can i finally do it?
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>>176216343
Based Styolsa. I want your babies.
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>>176215675
i disagree
>>
Why are all Sym mains whiny brats? Yesterday I somehow ended up watching a video tile "Sym main manages to win with a toxic team" or something like that, even though his team was anything but toxic. The only "toxic" thing they did was shiw some concern when he went attack Sym, and asked for a shield gen instead of a tele. Besides that they were pretty nice. But the Sym wrote in the description about howbtoxic his team was, and all the other Sym mains kept sucking his dick by agreeing with him and saying how bad they felt because he has to put up with that "toxic" team.
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>>176216357
I know that feel. I main Ana at 3300 and started a new account to play only DPS and my placement matches I'm getting matches with people around 3000 maining McMeme.
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>>176216493
You fucking better
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>>176216231
Alright thanks
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>join capture the flag
>backfill a game with 1:30 left
>we're up 1 point
>YOUR TEAMMATE HAS CAPTURED THE ENEMY FLAG
>Pick rein and play D
>bastion is running home with the flag
>shield a D.Va last minute ult
>win
>finally get that fucking lootbox
Glad I never have to go into that fucking game mode again.

>>176216110
EVIE!
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>>176216343
force is better
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>>176216612
Because if you not sucking each others dick in the mi for the whole game
>great ult
>very nice plays
>thx for the heals
then it means you are toxic.
Don't even think about calling someone an idiot, or, Jeff forbid, a cunt.
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>>176212757
every Hanzo who ever manages to get even a single kill and is not Diamond or above is a cheater. Period.
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>play comp
>someone picks orisa
>okay this might not be so bad
>he doesnt use his shield
>stands in a far away location so I need to babysit and heal orisa constantly
>just tag most people while our dps gets the finishing blows
>attack phase
>hey you should change orisa she sucks in attack
>I got gold eliminations so im carrying
>we lose because Orisa just sits in a corner firing while the rest of us tries to push while he does nothing

Thank god Orisa's getting nerfed even harder so idiots like this will fall even lower in SR.
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How do you interpretate the results form the looking glass test? The only thing i undestand is the 3002 ms ping with 100%data loss, the rest is pure gibberish and the "guide" on the blizzard site is thrash. In case it matters, i'm playing on ps4, error lc 202 is popping every other match, it had been 3 days since it started and it has become infuriating
>inb4 "lolol stop playing on console"
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>>176217004
What did he mean by this?
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>>176217186
>interpretate
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>>176217004

really made me think
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so is orisa actually garbage? I thought she was supposed to be a side option to reinhardt?
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>>176217601
At the moment she is only good for getting her horse pussy fisted, while taking a huge dragondildo up her butt.
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>people caught onto how valuable zenyatta is.
>zenyatta is now in every single fucking game.
>sometimes even being picked over ana.
>going to be the next hero to be nerfed.

Fuck you too Goeff. Leave my heroes alone.
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>>176217676

I need... pictures of what you just said.
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Can genji not climb the wall on the left of attack spawn on volskaya?

You know, the shortcut one that dvas other shit go down

Trying out genji in QP and just fell into the water there
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Why does Hog hate Junk?
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>>176217798
Use your imagination.
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>>176217954
just dash there you dork
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>symmetra """fans"""
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>>176217954
it works unless they patched it recently, i do it all the time.
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>>176217960
>hook and kill Junkrat
"FINALLY PEACE AND QUIEEET!"
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>>176217356
The magic of the Italian auto-correct
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>>176217954
double jump then dash its ez
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>>176217709
I transitioned from Ana to zenyatta, it just feels like i'm much more effective with him.
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>>176218121
They're going to give her a helmet to cover her ugly mug then lewd up the outfit
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>>176217709
>Fuck you too Goeff. Leave my heroes alone.
seriously though, do we need so many rebalances? older games dont get patched at all and the meta still changes there, so why do we immediately nerf anything that looks op for a week?
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>its another "mei thinks their funny ice walling their own team in spawn"
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>>176217960
I personally feel like it's a love hate type things. Junk enjoys being with Hog and views him as a good friend. While Hog gets annoyed at Junk very easily and wishes he could kill him at times, but still appreciates his company.
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WEEK 3 WHEN
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Why is Ana better than Lucio?
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>>176213467
>>176213292
>>176212643
You impress me in new ways everyday, /owg/
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>>176218383
>>176212806
>>176210289
Quiet, faggot!
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>>176218431
because she can shut down every ult in the game besides Dva's, she has the highest/fastest healing potential, and her grenade has a huge aoe that negates healing for the enemy team. She can also STILL duel every character in the game even though her damage was nerfed.
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>>176218220
I WANT SYMMETRA TO SMELL MY DICK WITH HER GIANT SCHNOZ
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>>176217960
Why can't Junk remember his friend's name?
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>>176218256
Because the people that play overwatch are literally children.
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>>176218607
I forgot to mention her sleep dart can also turn every team fight into a 5vs6 right from the start. I sort of implied it with the "shuts down every ult" thing
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>>176218674
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>>176218753
Bodyguard.
Not friend.
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>>176218753
Because Junkrat is deranged madman and Roadhofg is cold blooded murderer
People often misinterpret their personalities
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>>176218307

>blizzard team meeting when making the game
>'anyone else think we need a hero for the trolls in the community'

and thus mei was born
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>>176211024
Sorry you let others ruin your own personal enjoyment of the game anon
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OH
OH
OH
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>>176207347
>HotS got an Evangelion skin before we did
I guess I'm a Hero of the Storm now.
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>say no to skirmishes while match making
>game constantly puts me in skrimish lobbys
what does that option actually do?
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So I've noticed that Orisa's survivability goes up pretty well when there's a Symmetra Shield Generator around, at least against non-single shot high damage attacks, since the Shield helps buffer her Armor so it lasts longer. At least 100 innate Shield would do wonders for her tanking.

Fortify still needs to block headshot bonus damage, though, and become a D. Va DM toggle so it can be used in a much better way.
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>>176212261
There are also tools online designed specifically for tracking training

Get past the "THIS IS WHAT [INSERT RANDOM PRO] USES" bullshit, and you can actually improve.

But again, just practice
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>>176219094
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>friendly ana sleeps an enemy
>you're playing a hero that can instakill them
>dumbfuck teammate can't stop holding m1 and wakes them up so they escape

Every fucking time.
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>>176214956
New headcannon achieved
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>>176214057
Makes me feel indifferent, because the ranks in this game are a joke.

>>176214601
More like, how is the system so bad? I'm sure, if every season came with a hard reset, even "good" players would severely struggle with the climb, because they would have to fight past the elo hell every time.

But as it stands, if you lucked out even once, it's harder to fall than it is to climb. And the other way around: if you've never been lucky, it's difficult to get out of the hole.
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>>176219173
How I fucking hate his double sword design.
Why they didn't simply give him a punch as a melee attack like they did to hanzo or a kick like Zen's?
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>>176218307
It's called "force-regrouping your shit team".
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>>176219173
Not even the first Evangelion skin the game has.
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>>176219515
>elo hell
lol
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>>176219173
Have they said anything about bringing the HotS Overwatch skins into Overwatch itself?
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>>176218220
A daft punk-ish skin for her would be pretty amazing.

Sexy body suit, cool helmet that shines blue.
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Recently switched from PS4 to PC and finally making some progress. I'm fearing the incoming loss streak that drops me back into gold, getting out of there solo was horrible.
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>>176219515
>them stats from around silver to diamond

Why the fuck is it like this?
>>
Do you guys think anyone at Blizz has fapped to Overwatch r34?
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>>176219891
I'm not sure. Either the system is really bad, and/or lots of people stop playing, after they get past those tresholds.
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So why'd they make a lesbian so attractive?
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>>176220175
if she wasn't a little bit attractive no one would give a shit
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>Roadhogging it up
>Hanamura
>second point
>that bottom corner with the mega healthpack where Hanzo used to fuck bitches while Genji peeked through the sliding door
>Lucio is in there
>he dances around me and over the healthpack as I try to shoot him
>I eat in his face as his sound waves do nothing to me
>we finally take the fight outside and kill one another

Goddammit I hate Lucio and Tracer when playing hog.
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>>176219992
I would be surprised if absolutely none of them did. If I worked for Blizz and got free figurine merchandise, I'd hotglue them every night.
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>>176211024
See you next week
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>>176219426
tfw
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Quick, post THAT webm
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>>176219426
>playing Roadhog
>friend sleeps a mei
>I walk up, huff some paint, wave hi and shoot her in the face
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>solo queue some competitive
>get a literal mercy main girl who communicates with the team quite often
>giggles at the end of the match after getting potm with a 4 man res
holy FUCK
my dick
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>>176220175
Why would they design ugly women, other than to keep SJWs and tumblrinas happy. They should have just made Roadhog female, because no mentally stable person gives a shit if there's a fat male or not.

aka, cute and sexy sells. Fat, smelly and ugly only keep diversity faggots smiling.
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D.va HotS spotlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrAD_fkZ74
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I KEEP LOSING FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING GAME EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WINDOWMAKER AND FUCKING HANZO BUT CANT AIM FOR SHIT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
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>>176220595

>t. 300lbs
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>someone types hahahahah

Everytime someone does that it makes me want to throw the game.
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>>176220740
Maybe they're having fun, you should try having fun sometime in this game
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>>176213358

Oris needs a movement ability added and she'll be fine.

The bitch has FOUR legs ffs, she should have some kind of minotaur/horse dash or something.
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>>176220857
Still better than "))))))))))))))))))))))))".
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>>176220857
hahahaha does nothing to me, HAHAHAHA on the other hand makes me want to strangle someone
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>>176219767
Instantly got steamrolled after posting this, here we go.
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>>176220882

>fun=ruining everyone else's experience

Hanzo and Widow mains need to be gassed.
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>>176220857
>>176220954
>>176220992
autism
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>>176221026
good luck anon
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>catch you having fun in Overwatch
Not today little fuccboi
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>>176220707
That dance animation at the end is mega cute.
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>>176220769

I had to message the opposing Widowmaker why is she teabagging when her team was getting rolled?

It was probably because I would repeatedly hunt her down as Diva and she killed me once.
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>>176221261
>that model
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>>176220229
>play tracer
>peek around a corner
>See a big fat roadhog
>Oh shit, better not go that way
>blink 2 times back to where I came from
Apperantly Roadhog hooked me and the killcam claims I did not blink even once
MFW I get teleported back to where I was before I blinked only to get hooked through the wall and then insta-killed
#EVERYTIME!
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As roadhog and reaper are you supposed to go for headshots or should you just aim center of mass so all your pellets connect?
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>"This PHARAH IS TEARING US APART!!"
>I switch to Widowmaker
>"W-Widowmaker!?!?"
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>>176221261
How did they manage to make her uglier?
Do they not have the exact same fucking model to use?
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>>176221627
High chest near the neck will get nearly all your pellets to land with some headshots thrown in.
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>>176221681
Same model, different graphics engine.
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Does this general have a discord?
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>Explain to a retarded rein where to defend
>Mongoloid with his buddy goes literally infront of gate where they can shoot you from spawn
>Enemy has widow as well
>We lose first point in 20 seconds
Honestly some people refuse to listen holyshit
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>>176221681
They have to use a lower poly model for mobas so they can have more characters on screen.
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>>176220707
She should have "big shot" in regular overwatch!
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I would consider myself a fairly toxic player but I NEVER mad at anything the other team is doing.

All of my anger is strictly reserved for retarded teamates.
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>>176221261
Bunny Hop seems like a fun skill.
>DM only reduces damage instead of blocking it
I knew it wouldn't work in an actual MOBA setting.
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>>176221512
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>>176220175
I mean even the dykes deserve a good waifu every now and then right
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*fires a concussive blast towards you*
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>>176222127
Jesus Christ, does blizzard put all of their retarded employees on HotS?
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>>176222231
Would you put your best employees on a sinking ship?
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>>176222127
Better version
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Could someone post the Webm of McCree trying to help Pharah find a contact lens she dropped?
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>>176222467
No. Nope. The dance is still just as poorly animated as before.
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>>176208478
That's right! She is a girl (male)!
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>>176219173
two actually
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>>176208051
BONGED
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>>176221261
Nothing about this game looks good.
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>>176222383
HotS is pretty far from sinking ship
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>Yesterday on Numbani point 'A' defense

>playing Symm, have teleporter at the ready but don't want to use it too early or it will get destroyed

>sitting in turret nest waiting for opposing push and dead teamates

>no one is dying

>"WeGotThis.jpg

>"SHOOMM...DEFEND POINT 'B'

What the flying fuck!!!.....FUUU..!.....How the fucking fuck do you lose the point with EVERYONE still alive??
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>>176207639
artist?
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I HATE HANZO MAINS

Also, people who think that having Symmetra + Ana/Lucio/Mercy means you don't need a second actual healer because "Symmetra is a support lol"
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>>176222793
I wish this meme that a game has to be top on twitch or it's le dead game would end
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>>176220707
>bunny hop doesn't rapidly boost your speed each hop eventually sending you flying across the map
I thought this game was supposed to be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys
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>0.01m
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>>176221261
>She can dive in and bully the enemy team

Geoff on suicide watch
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>>176213383
>>176213874
>mfw I've got around 900 hours on css soccermod servers

Shit was intense, there are some people still playing it, i occasionaly join.
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>>176222915
http://monorirogue.deviantart.com/art/Teenage-Pharah-679450289
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>>176221261
>>176222004
>HotS makes the character seem more fun in their game than the actual game they are from
>we get tuck with shit like orisa
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>>176223151
Delete this right now
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>>176222793
>minecraft only 16k views

SINKING SHIP! EVACUATE EVACUATE!
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>>176223151
Did he ever own up about how retarded it was to claim her purpose is guarding rip tires and ulting Genji/Pharah?
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>176223435
I have no idea who watches or still plays Minecraft
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>>176223559
Because any time you see her on the enemy team, you know you're going to win.
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>>176223621
Are you older than 12? That's probably why.
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>>176223530
Geoff now embraces diving D.Va
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
based hots devs
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>>176223382
>>176223530
she is fine right now though but geoff is a retard

>lol lets compensate and give roadhog a buff for every nerf but not anyone else HAHAAH!!!!!!!!!111
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>>176223559
Free headshots, free Ws
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>>176223071
wat up
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Young Overwatch girls are cute. CUTE!
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Ayo hol up
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>Playing competitive
>Low masters
>Guy picks Sym on defense
>He somehow didn't know how her tele worked and thought you place the entrance for it and the exit automatically gets place near point
>Ends up putting exit in front of spawn
>We lose first point horribly
How can anyone be this bad as Sym?
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>>176223784
The HotS team seems to have more fun with skins and character dialogue.
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>>176223784
Absolute madmen actually did it.
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>>176223941
fucking disgusting
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>>176215356
No one has zero

Although, four or five heroes at the most don't have much besides what amounts to flavor text, a few panels in a comic, or a couple seconds of screen time in a cinematic

But most of them have had major roles in a comic or cinematic, or have otherwise been the focus of some sort of extraneous material
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>>176223941
Did sombra impregnate Dva?
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>>176222184
I want to impregnate brown girls.
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>>176207639
You can watch the guy draw that.

https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/141004645
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>>176223987
He's probably a slightly above average player who saw some meme streamer play Sym the other day on the map and thought "hey I should do that next time I'm there" when clearly that is not the place to be experimenting
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>>176223987

He was probably one of those brain dead soldier mains with less than 100 hours in the game.
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Symmetra is poo
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>>176224193
I'm going to impregnate YOU anon
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>>176223873
But these stats show that you are willing to pick what is needed, just not tanks other than Winston
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>Be the most meta hero in the game for its entire lifespan
>Get ported to another game in another genre, become beta there too
How does he do it?
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>>176224359
N-no, i'm pure.
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>>176224403
Provides two unique mechanics.
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>>176224325
She is pretty strong on certain maps. It's just that it's super easy to counter.
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>>176223859
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>>176224403
Meta*
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>>176224325

You have a problem with poo?
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>>176223071
single healer can work depending on the comp and other factors
but it usually doesn't
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>>176207462
Why take reaper when Phara does the same thing but quicker and safer. Until Phara gets real nerfs she will continue to push out every other DPS.
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>>176224325

>tfw 63% win pctg with Symm..and close to 90% on koth.
>>
Comp overwatch either needs bans, or a feature where you can vote to kick a player from a character. just had a hanzo on that german map and he did absolutely nothing.
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>>176224535
She's just so not fun to play against. Every other hero is fun to duke it out with but ever since she got buffed she's such a fucking chore to deal with.
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>>176224671
>she will continue to push out every other DPS

What did he meme by this?
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>>176223784
It's just not fair, /v/ros.
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>HoTS proceeds to get better skins than Overwatch for the same heroes
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>>176224494
>>176224731
I wasn't saying she's bad she's OP as shit. She doesn't need a barrier with how much damage she does now.
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>>176224853
You know for a fact those charts are bullshit. Also, once Soldier's nerf goes through Phara will see even more play since her strongest counter is being trashed again.
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>>176224853
>i can't look up
>i can't aim
>therefore pharah is op
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>>176224803


Yup...part of the strat with Symm is to make the other team tilt out. But unfortunately sometimes your OWN team does until you can convince them you know what you're doing.
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>>176224946
>she's OP as shit
Nah, she's just a pubstomper mostly, like Bastion was
People with more experience with her now can adapt to her bullshit
>>
So i just found out that in the Uprising game mode near the end, Reyes says something about a blackwatch agent being captured and before he can finish Morrison or Amari will interrupt him and tell the team "you have your orders complete your mission". I'm sorry but Morrison and Amari deserve to die. Sorry Pharah but your mother is a cunt.
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>>176223315
ty
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>we actually left the car

It only took 2 months!

>>176225287
I listened to all the lines and that doesn't exist. Sorry man.
https://www.sounds-resource.com/pc_computer/overwatch/sound/10451/

Feel free to listen to all the lines there
>>
>McCree does the same damage against armour that he does against HP
Does this fix him?
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>>176225287
I'm sure that's real, anon. Btw have you heard of Bill's garden? My dad works at Nintendo and you can get all the Pokemon you want in there.
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>>176223920
Fresh teen
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>>176225465
His effectiveness against armor wasn't a problem to begin with
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>>176223784
HAHAHAH GOOD ONE BLIZZARD.
Put this in overwatch right now.
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>>176225209
The thing is, you don't need adequate aim to counter Bastion since he's heavily fixed in place.

Pharah requires you actually have decent aim to kill her, and all the heroes that don't require aim bar Winston all fall short on weapon range, or are hard countered by her.
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>>176225564
We're talking about Symmetra.
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>>176225730
Ah my bad.

But still that argument stands and why Pharah will always see play in Bronze-Platinum.
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PHARAH NEEDS SAMUS REFERENCES
And a small jetfuel buff
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>>176216493
alright, no masters today. maybe the 5th attempt will be succesful.
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REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREE DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
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>>176225980
Genji only fucks his brother.
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>>176225980
no, gross
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>tfw you get teamed with a nice pre-made that are polite and work well together
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>"Lushio"
>"Maccree"
>"Ayna"
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>>176226041
I hope her next skin puts a box over her face and has her skin bleached. Then she'd be 8/10.
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>>176218753
Because Roadhog still calls himself Roadhog
Mako is the person he was before ALF and the destruction of the outback
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>>176220707
Oh man, those abilities look great! And I'd really like Bunny Hop and Big Shot in Ovetwatch too!

But why did they remake her model? The cinematic/hero model isn't as cute as the one in Overwatch.
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>every time Orisa is played
>she gets top eliminations every game

Is this why blizzard is nerfing her damage?
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>>176226153
>3.14 MB
Holy fuck I'm sorry.
I didn't know that file was that huge wtf.
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>>176225919
>a small jetfuel buff
they did that, she could stay up in the air literally forever
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>>176226153
>"Lushio"
I hate this so much
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>>176225860
honestly pharah probably only really hard countered by widowmaker

a good mccree or s76 can absolutely fuck up her day but they generally have to be in a range where they're also easier to get hit by her rockets, worst case scenario all they do is tickle her a bit

in that even a shitty widow doing a fully charged body shot from extreme range is enough to make her duck out for a health pack or something at least
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>>176226153
>Anna
>Orissa
>Fairuh
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>>176226253
different engines
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>>176226269
She gets top eliminations for the exact same reason D.Va gets them, she's dealing fuck all damage down range and gets a boat load of assists because she dealt 20ish damage to everybody.

Her average killing blow stat is the lowest of any hero in the game. According to Overbuff, Orisa gets 0.6 actual kills per deaths.
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>>176225919
https://youtu.be/0gmWh5NNy3w?t=11m4s
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>>176226487
>>176226153
>May
>Fareeha
>Angel
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>>176226153
>SealTeam76
>PanzerHammer
>MommaCosby
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Reminder.
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>>176226752
TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!
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>>176215916
What
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>>176226652
>>176226646
>>176226487
>>176226153
>Dad76
>Fara
>Orica
>Torbyern
>Handzo
>Traser
>Diva
>Butcher
>Zaenyata
>Reinhard
>>
("Cheers" theme plays)
Making your way up the ranks today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all this cancer, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your main,
lock Hanzo every game.
You want an arrow so they can see,
The Bastion comp every game
You wanna be where everybody knows your main.

You wanna go where people know,
Shimadas are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your main.
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>>176226752
Why can't we CREATE teams then, huh?

Overwatch devs are full of shit. Especially Geoff.
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>>176226153
>sole-jur
>ahnuh
>oreesa
>zenyahda
>reinhard
>junkrad
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>tfw waifu turns you into moba fag
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>>176226979
>pudge
>fatso
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>Hey Hanzo, how close are you ult?
>84%, what about you Zarya?
>90%
>let's combo
Guys wait, get the teleporter first! It's behind the point!
>don't worry about it, we'll wipe them with the combo and kill the tele while they're respawning
>they don't kill the teleporter after the combo
>instead they're sucking each others dicks over how great the combo was
>entire team comes back
>we never touch the point again
>47 SR loss
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>>176227152
>could have a cool skin like this
>no lol, keep putting masks over his face, cool and funny xD
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>>176227290
Those sideburns makes me moist
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>>176227248
are you mad because of the teleporter or because they didnt suck your dick? I cant tell.
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>>176227290
the game is literally a cartoon
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>>176227361
Makes him looks like damaged Logan. Probably the only time I'll ever like Roadhog's design.

also wolverine/melee character with claws when?
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>>176227290
Just give it time, anon. Next year when the ALF event hits, he'll get the best maskless skin ever.
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>>176227430
Because they didn't kill the port
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>>176227515
And what's you point? Roadhog is apparently a massive serial killer and characters like Widowmaker have their tits out for show, while wearing a skin tight dominatrix outfit.
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>>176226979
Whomever drew this really fucked up that face
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>volskaya
>pick orisa on defense
>despite me holding as hard as possible and getting kills left and right, they get both points
>healers did absolutely fuckall that round so i swap to mercy on attack
>straight steamroll
>2-2
>defense, still mercy
>lose the first, hold the second at 77%
>attack
>steamroll the first point
>get a triple res on the second point
>enemy team can't kill me for the life of them
>win 4-3
>game gives me almost 50 fucking sr from it
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Was increasing Lucio's damage something his fans had been loudly whining about? Because he did not need a damage buff, the last thing the game needed was two Genjis flying around everywhere like spastic monkeys aimbotting headshots.
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>>176228060
The only reason nobody complained about his shitty gun is because the rest of him was so great it didn't even matter, now he's just stupidly good
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>>176227696
I want the male characters to have their tits out for show, while wearing a skin tight dominatrix outfit.
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[muzzled wheezing in the distance]
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>>176227816
>did the math
>i actually gained 53
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ANIME BATTLES
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>>176228060
At least he has to do something now. Now they just need to take care of mercy so all the retarded zero mechanics support mains can drop back to where they belong.
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>>176227248

Had the opposite happen yesterday.

>Playing Rein on Anubis point B attack
>team keeps getting wrecked every push
>Pharah says shield gen is in cubby behind point
>IgotThis.jpg
>I switch to Diva
>poke around to build ult
>"Ultimate Teady"
>dive in to massive turret nest and self destruct
>destroyed shield gen but died in the process
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>Come back to wreck enemy team and cap point B
>mfw
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>>176228189
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>Blizzard rips off MGS and turns it into a Saturday morning cartoon

If only the lore updated more.
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>other team has 3 (THREE) people a whole rank above my team of all plats
the more I play comp I question why I am
This is fucking stupid.
Nice fucking matchmaking blizzard
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>>176228354
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>>176228250
I did that with junkrat bombs once and got 16,000 damage deflected
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Take symmetra out of the fucking game kaplin or I will kill myself
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>>176228482
MGS babs are new wh40k fags
Everybody apparently steals from them, despite their product being obvious mix from hundred sources
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>>176228627
>they're all over level 500
>all of mine are under level 300
nice fucking game blizzard, good quality, good thing it's been almost a year and your matchmaking is still this shit
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>>176228760
Oh anon, it just goes to show you don't know much about MGS.
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>>176228721

I dont get how she hasnt been changed, she must be one of the most complained about heroes.
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>>176228721
kill her from range, dumbass
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>>176228842
>mgs invented uniforms
Thank you for proving my point
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>>176228721
Why do you struggle? Just shoot her beyond 7m kek.
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>tfw no d.va's used panties to sniff
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>>176228842
>Metal Gear Solid invented cyborg ninjas
>Metal Gear Solid invented super soldiers
>Metal Gear Solid invented covert operations units

Dude, shut the fuck up.
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>>176229046
>implying she wears panties with her plugsuit
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>>176228847
But anon, she has been changed.
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>>176228936
Anon, you could go on for a while with all the comparisons. Don't be naive.

>>176229195
Those aren't even the comparisons. Please don't talk about what you don't understand.
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>>176229407
>Those are the comparisons you have laid out with Blackwatch and Morrison
>N-NO THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT
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>>176229407
Extra-national military forces that vacillate between loved, hated, and unknown?
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Finally i'm a plat shitter.
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>>176229012
She's easy to kill I just hate her presence. She only exists to make the game less fun. I really like this game but I genuinely think it would be better without her.
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>>176229590
I didn't mention any of the comparisons anon I just posted a picture. You're the one putting words in my mouth.

>>176229615
Well in MGS's case, it was American-nationality. The idea of America diluting other cultures through its control. Overwatch sort of embraces of the idea of already being diluted as a way of uniting after the war.
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>>176228656
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>>176229204
how sweaty do you think she gets wearing it?

i would love to lick her clean
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>>176210065
>76 isn't complete garbage
>how to completely understate the current state of 76
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>>176229904
You write like r76 fag
There is no point talking with you
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>>176229904
>Post specifically chosen pictures and say Overwatch copies Metal Gear
>NO THOSE PICTURES DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING
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>feedings retards or bait
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>>176213724
>main
Lmao at your life.
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>>176229962
I wonder if she goes to the toilet in her suit too.
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>>176228656
T H I C C
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>>176229962
Probably not much. Her outfit isn't like evangelion plugsuits that were like latex.
It's probably just something so she can jump into the mech easily and not have extra cloth hanging around.
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>>176230048
But anon I didn't. I posted the first picture because it was a parody. And the second was a tribute. You're reading into it too much.
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>>176215456
>Duo of 10 year olds on open mic
>Talking to each other about their leet kills all game
>Complaining whenever they get killed
I could have just muted them, but it was actually entertaining since one of the other guys in chat kept telling them to to go fuck themselves.
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>go to arcade to fuck around
>always get matched against masters and grandmasters autismos
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>>176228482
>metal gear as a saturday morning cartoon
already done in the 1980's
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>>176230768
Do they ask super serious and toxic, even though it's arcade?
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>>176230843
Yes and I don't know why. Some diamonds do it too. What causes this shit?
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>>176216980
>Orisa in comp
Anyone who picks her is either trolling or intentionally throwing. Even bronze players shouldn't pick her in comp.
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>>176230806
It was a copy of MGS too, dummy.
Everything is a copy of my favorite thing, before or after the thing was made.
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>>176230806
Too american, not enough Illuminati
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DVAs Hots voice lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JrUQOWBrxc
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>>176226253
character models being too well modelled and animated wouldn't be consistent with the hots style
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>>176231139
>please don't actually nerf this

ok, jeff is trolling now
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So ive got the loading screen bug in comp right now. Does the server time out or am i forced to leave and lose rank?
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why is playing on attack on a payload map (or hybrid i guess) so much more fun than anything else in this game

is it just the current meta making it feel this way or is it deeper than that
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Playing Widowmaker makes my Ana better which makes my Hanzo better which makes my Widowmaker better.

It's a vicious cycle.
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>>176231007
I went Orisa on R66 attack because my team was Torb, Genji, Widow, Sombra and Mercy. We ended up pushing straight to nearly the last point until a Roadhog managed to kill me and the Torb turret on the payload with his ult.

I've also seen her used well in mid masters by some guy who had 20+ hours on her this season.
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>>176231328
1. Defense is inherently more stressful and punishing. I genuinely wonder if there's a big advantage in winrate for teams who start on attack.
2. Koth maps are meh and 2CP maps are shit albeit less shit than they were before this season
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrAD_fkZ74

>d.va is a tenacious warrior who bullies her enemies and forces them to retreat

>meanwhile geoff
>d.va isn't meant to be a bully

Not even blizzard agrees with d.va role.
>>
What are the most universally useful heroes that you can play all the time without bitching about your pick?
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>>176207808
Orbs don't. Barrier does.
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>>176231679
Soldier, Lucio, Ana above diamond.
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>>176231679
lucio is about it at this point, maybe ana.
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>>176231679
rein
ana
soldier
zarya

soldier is the ana of dps desu, he does so much and picking anyone in lieu of him just feels like mildly throwing
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>>176231663
I guess they're subtling telling all the former dva mains go play a moba instead
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>>176231679
Soldier: 76
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>>176231445
I know this feel.
>>
> win streak
> almost diamond
> loading screen bug
> lose 50 sr

Oh what the fuck. 50 sr for one round? That's some serious bullshit AND it's a the god damn servers fault
>>
Can you still get the d.va skin in overwatch? Only reason I'm playing this shit tbqh
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>>176231663
Geoff hates D. Va and her role, which is why he's gutted her and told everyone she's meant to be a DM battery at the back of the team.

But he also really wants to make another mecha-driver character who does D. Va's old role, so stay tuned!
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>>176231139
>15 minutes of voice recording material
>about 3 minutes more than overwatch after over a year of being in the game

What the fuck are Blizzard actually doing?
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>We felt that Dva was too tanky
>So we made her out of paper instead

How come Blizzard can't buff/nerf in increments instead of just trashing entire characters
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>>176231679
Street pig.
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>>176231851
if that other character isn't a cute asian girl with a pink uniform I'm going to riot
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>>176231939
But they did do minor increments with Ana, so your argument is invalid.

Also the reason D. Va was nerfed hard and fast is because Geoff has a personal hatred of her and her role.
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>>176231907
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>176231663
>says she's for bully
>see shots of her getting mainly bullied in out of mech form
I don't know anon.
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>>176232185
>Geoff has a personal hatred of her and her role.

is this on the record or just a meme
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How do,you even counter dive? Is just seems so stupidly strong and we got stomped every time
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>>176231139
>Don't GG yet, we've almost caught up!
Even Dva knows the proper GG etiquette.

But these lines are a bit hit and miss for me. The gremlin quotes are fun, but the superstar/schoolgirl quotes are a bit obnoxious. I really think they shouldn't have her as a "burgeoning global icon".
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>>176232185
>But they did do minor increments with Ana, so your argument is invalid.

Because Ana clearly fucking reminds somebody at Blizzard of their grandma. She was going to have her nade gutted but they decided instead to leave the most bullshit ability untouched and just pull back her rifle healing :^)
>>
>other team has winston, zarya and symmetra
>guy on my team decides it's a good idea to play genji
>does fuck all for all of the game
>we lose
>he gets potg
>"fuck this team"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>176231139
>Memes: The character.
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>>176232271
It's real. One of the developers made a tweet last year when asked what Jeff's least favourite hero was. He said that while he enjoys all the heroes, D.Va is the one he plays the least.
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>>176232436
mada mada
>>
who should I pick when someone else has picked my main sombra
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>>176232271
He made a blue post about how D. Va's role is not what she's supposed to be and the changes to her are what he thinks she should be ebcause bullying other players is mean. Then he immediately says he'd love to make another mecha character who does D. Va's role of bullying.
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>>176231304
She asked for it on the grounds of always saying "nerf this".
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>>176232407
Fuck off gremlin poster. D.Va is an arrogant star. Not a dorito munching midget.
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>>176232653
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isn't it high time D.va gets her own game? fuck Overwatch at this point
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>>176226752
Then they need to nerf carry heroes like Soldier, Reinhardt, Lucio, and Ana. Possibly Roadhog as well. If the game is supposed to be about switching heroes, and those heroes never need to be switched, then that isn't conducive to good team play.
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>enemy team has an orisa
>free SR
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>>176232653
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMnomnomnomnomnomnom.
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>tfw someone tells them their love isn't canon
>>
>>176232185

Post buff Dva was insane. She couldn't fucking die unless you had dedicated bullies ensuring ana stayed dead and a perma picked zarya.

I think Dva isn't balanced yet still, but she's much better than where she was.
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>>176232770
Yes, d.va is even symbol of a women's organization in korea.
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>>176232775
Sure, let's just nerf all the heroes you can't kill. Matter fact, let's just make all the heroes in the game unable to shoot or use any abilities, only run around. Faggot.
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>>176232906
>when women have so few icons that they have to rely on a fictional character from a video game for publicity
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>>176232770
yes, if it's a RTS game
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>>176232770
Indeed! I'd like a game where she's fighting omnics with her platoon mates. The group would be full of stereotypical anime characters with brightly coloured mekas each!
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Why doesn't Torbjörn's turret hit points act like armor?

It's a pure mechanical construct.
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>>176232898
Bullshit, i played d.va during the whole duration of the buff and you were only sturdy with a ana shoved up your mech ass. Without a healer d.va died just fine, mei was still a gigantic hard counter but fuck playing a hero that pros don't pick right?
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>>176232982
>let's just nerf all the heroes you can't kill
Why would this be a bad thing?
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>>176232387

Bastion, reaper, rein, cowboy, zen, Ana/lucio.
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>buffing Lucio's damage and decreasing Roadhog's spread was fine
>but Orisa's gun had to be nerfed and Sombra gets no decrease on her spread
Blizz pls
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>>176233114
>hair pulled
>gets excited
>no full blown erection at the end
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>>176233161
Cause it isn't the game's fault you're shit. It's your fault.
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>>176233114
>Not posting the sequel
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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3680735
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>>176233280
>blacked

Rein has lost my respect.
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>>176232887
What happened?
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Hello is Jeff from the Overwatch team. Today we are very proud to introduce this new exciting feature. Friendly Fire in competetive
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>>176233284
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>>176233234
Oh, you meant me specifically. I'm sorry you missed the point in why I chose those heroes to be tweaked or even reworked. You're actually dumb if you think none of those heroes have glaring balance problems, especially in the context of the overall design of the game.
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>>176233280
>male nipples
>no female nipples

baka
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>>176232898
DVA WASN'T THE PROBLEM

ANA WAS

ANA WAS WHAT ENABLED THE TANK META

DVA GETTING GUTTED WAS TO BLAME THE WRONG HERO
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>>176233114
it's made of wood like all other ikea furniture
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>>176233159

Literally the only thing in the game that could check Dva diving on your supports was a max charge zarya. Her damage, gargantuan health, and endless matrix was insane.
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>when you finally hit diamond
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who /filedforunemployment/ here
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>>176233459
This. Every problem during that time was directly Ana's fault, but Blizzard completely disregarded it and nerfed all the other characters so that Ana would stay supreme.
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>>176233284
>check out thumbnail
>great, i like my lesbian porn to be lore accurate
>click on picture
>chronal accelerator nowhere to be found, just straps holding onto nothing

Nice job triggering me anon
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>>176233459
This is such a stupid opinion holy shit
That Ana could keep 4 tanks alive by herself meme never was true
Tank meta died EXACTLY the moment d.va got nerfed. Ana was untouched, her healing potential is still the same. But meta changed because of D.va nerfs
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>>176233535
step up senpai
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>>176231907
There's a bunch of duplicate lines with and without modulation.
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>>176233434
Here you go anon.
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https://twitter.com/ov_Lucio/status/861641769795985409

dva emotes
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>just joined in progress game
>naturally its me on a losing team
>defend best I could for 30 seconds
>we lose
>got POTG despite only being there for a last second defend
I didnt think thatd happen but it did
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>>176233698
>That Ana could keep 4 tanks alive by herself meme never was true
>Translater's Note: this user is an actual retard, disregard everything he says
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>>176233459

Ana is still overpowered as all fuck but Dva was still overbuffed.
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>>176231663
There is a powerplay going on in Blizzard between Jeff and Geoff.
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>>176233698
Remember when Mercy's healing power was considered fast?

Ana healed at triple Mercy's speed at her prime.
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I want a standalone stealth game where I play as Sombra and murder people while hacking all their bullshit. Like a non-garbo Watch Dogs
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>>176233698
o rly?
if that was true then dva would have just been swapped with winston and we'd still have 4 tank meta.
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>>176233754
That fucking jiggling meka butt.
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>>176233383
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>tfw you win mystery duel but the other guy gets the potg
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>>176219173
Thanks, doc.
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>>176233798
It is not true. It was never true
If it was true explain why Ana remained the same, but tank meta died?
>>176233925
Winston does not have survivability near pre-nerf D.va

Back up your words with something people
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>>176233517
>endless matrix
Matrix wasn't changed from them till now. Shit's not endless

>Her damage
Her damage was still shit, post nerf d.va now not only has less damage but also more pellets per shot and considering the spread it's way harder to land headshots.

>gargantuan health
With the size of her critbox? Her 400 armor only made her feel like having 400 hp.

>>176233698
>But meta changed because of D.va nerfs
No it didn't, they just replaced d.va with zarya. D.va is just becoming more popular now because roadhog is still fucking bullshit and dive comps are becoming more popular.
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>>176233280
>>176233349
he's only using his 100% german precision power to impregnate her
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>>176233114
>>176233280
>you will never be a young bear mode german masterrace glorious looking motherfucker in his prime years operating in a famous international peacekeeping force wearing a massive power amor and a fucking giant rocket hammer, spending your days in glorious combat and your evenings at the HQ chilling with your fellow brothers in arms all while every female in a ten fucking mile radius drool as you pass by and swoon if you even look at their direction

WHY
FUCKING
LIVE
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>>176233423
Just sounds to me like you're being a bitch and whining about not being able to play your special snowflake hero because you get shit on by the heroes that are actually good.

>Soldier
He was designed to be the hero that you can just pick up the game and play, point and shoot, easy and do well with. He's a part of the meta, and always will be. Nerf his damage any more and he'll be useless, which obviously isn't what Blizzard wants, no matter how badly YOU want it. His damage is fine, his self heal is fine, the only thing you could possibly change that'd be okay would be to add a stamina meter to his sprint. Nerfing Soldier would only shift the meta in Pharah's favor, then you'll be on here, crying like a bitch about her.

>Reinhardt
Staple of any team, 9 times out of 10, if the enemy team has a Rein and your team doesn't, you're fucked. I don't know why you're complaining about him, they fixed his Earthshatter which was the only thing people even complained about.

>Lucio
Again, nothing wrong. You just have shit aim and can't kill him. Do you see the pattern here? You're obviously one of those people who can never be pleased. Any nerf they do to a hero will ultimately be a buff for another hero, in which you'll turn around and bitch about that new hero because you're shit and can't kill them. Or, sorry, they're "unbalanced xD".

>Ana
She was recently nerfed as well. Git gud, bitch.
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>>176234121
>If it was true explain why Ana remained the same, but tank meta died?
Is this your first Blizzard game? They're terrible at recognizing obvious issues with balance and then properly tuning shit the way it's supposed to be, that's why. This has been going on for 10+ years.
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>>176207547
Mei has big tits
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>>176233089
I really wish sombras hack was faster torebh turrets and ice blocking mays are the worst.
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>>176234121
>Winston does not have survivability near pre-nerf D.va
>Back up your words with something people
4 tanks being op doesn't suddenly become 0 tanks being op by nerfing 1 tank. The absolute worst case is 4 tanks becomes 3 tanks. 4 - 1 = 3. Maths, faggot.

It's you who we are waiting to back your outrageous claims up.
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>>176233378
Give Jeff his hair back.
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>>176233114
>>176233280

How could anyone want Ana to be anything other than Jack's best friend when Ana/Rien is so fucking good.
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>>176234307
Thanks for the unwarranted you!
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>>176234194

>pharah is so good you need a soldier to reliably counter her and remain competitive
>soldier is so good he's pushing out every other dps in usage
>not coming to the conclusion that both classes are too good

>Acknowledging that not having a rein vs a rein is a guaranteed loss
>not coming to the conclusion that rein is stoo good
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>>176233706
win>win>draw>3999

I didn't want to tempt fate and quit for the night. I'll try again tonight.
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>>176234194
I never said to nerf Soldier's damage. Stop putting words in my mouth.

The fact that Reinhardt is a staple of any team is a fucking problem. Big Rectangle Man is not interesting for most players to deal with, it just adds needless longevity to a game that doesn't need more barriers and stalls. I say this as a Reinhardt main. His shield is the problem, not the rest of his kit. Some people cried about Earthshatter, but more people cried about his shield. I have a feeling you're one of those DPS mains who never touches tank characters.

Lucio and Ana are two must-picks because of their insane utility compared to heroes like Zen and Mercy.

I'm honestly amazed at how well you DON'T understand the meta and why it needs to be completely upended.
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>>176210604
for some maps it's just no fun play lucio.
for lijang control center you can usually only get one enviro kill before people stop going to the ledge, and every other part of the level is just a hallway, and playing in hallways isn't fun with lucio
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>Finally get good with winston.
>discover that you can use him in almost all maps
>win without even need for rein
man I love harambe
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http://lukidjano.deviantart.com/art/All-Overwatch-heroes-as-lukewarm-bowls-of-water-678887295?ga_submit_new=10%3A1493999522

what's this?
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>>176234132
Old tank meta existed only because d.va could solo any 200 hp her without hero

IT DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE. It is ineffective.
>>176234314
Are you stupid?
Ok, I'll explain
>D.va can simultaneously do job of tank, kill people and doesn't require heal when fighting any offence hero
>it allows other heroes to pick tank roles instead of offense ones
>tank meta appears
D.va tankiness allowed her to do non-tank task
>>176234249
Thank god Bliz doesn't listen to their retarded customers
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hey i'm a newfag shitter

can someone explain to me which heroes should only be played on attack/defense/koth/etc and why
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>>176234743
just never play as a sniper unless you're Mendo who's been playing FPS games since he was 3
otherwise most characters are fine at almost any time
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>>176234743
soldier
rein/
ana/lucio
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>>176234841

Widow is so braindead easy I don't know why more people don't player her more.
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>>176234165

I know that feel Anon
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>>176234858
This. Enjoy.
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> Hanzo and Widow on attack
> Hanzo and Widow on defense
Is every game supposed to feature dumb and dumber?
If you want to snipe pick Ana and actually be useful to the team ffs!
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>>176234712
>and doesn't require heal when fighting any offence hero

You must have fought a lot of shitty players, then, because D. Va has to get in kissing range to do any damage while everyone else pumps her critbox full of bullets.
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>>176234858
I meant which ones are only good on one or two. for example i hear pharah should only be considered on attack
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>>176234918
Because it sends your team into a fit of toxic salt and causes you to lose the game.
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>>176234998
those heros are good for everything except maybe rein on koth if thats the case then pick winston or zarya
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>>176234497
How could they change Soldier then? You make a point about usage, if they fuck up Soldier's kit, then his usage will drop. Unless you have great aim, McCree and Genji are both shit at taken Pharah down. Reaper's guns can't reach. Tracer and Sombra's guns have too much of a spread to hit her, and Pharah vs Pharah is just bennyhilltheme.avi. So again, tell me how they could change Soldier in a way that wouldn't absolutely fuck up the hero and cause Pharah to become invincible?

>>176234615
>I'm honestly amazed at how well you DON'T understand the meta and why it needs to be completely upended.

Because it doesn't matter who is in the meta, there is always going to be someone crying about the heroes in the current meta, so suck it up and play the game, or baby rage and don't.
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>>176234918

>Widow is brain dead easy


You are half right. Now guess which half
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>>176234981
And guess what, her 400 armor ass allowed it to kill any offensive hero even assuming crits
Because, you know she could crit, too.And her enemies didn't had that sweet 400 armor. And if somebody tried to escape, she just activates her boosters and pursues him
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They should've put Genji's ult on an ammo system.

It lasts 12 seconds, but you only get something like 6 swings.

Instead of the way it is now where a Genji player just holds down left click during his ult. Putting it on an ammo system would require finesse, but also help Genji to run around picking off foes.

t. more hours on Genji than any other hero

ALSO, change it so that the end of Genji's ult doesn't abruptly end Deflect.
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>>176211580
I jerked off to reapers voice in my headphones before.
And for girls I guess widow.
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>>176235254
here's a video to back up your point
https://twitter.com/RSiTrolledU/status/814589409253326849
just stop replying to him, he's obviously just a salty D.Va fag who abused the tank meta to get to Masters and then dropped down when D.Va got nerfed and he was put back where he belong
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>tfw the HOTS hero introduction video is the only lore content we've ever gotten for d.va

>tfw the devs of that game know how she's meant to be played more than the overwatch devs.
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>>176234712
>could solo any 200 hp hero
>mei would rape d.va
>mei still rapes d.va
>almost any hero that can shoot and move around d.va could unmech her without issues
>s76 could easily get in her face and unmech her through defense matrix since back then it didn't block damage at point blank
>tracer blinking around a d.va would either turn her mech into scrap or make her use the full matrix

Here's the thing, back when d.va was "OP" you had people that would throw matches unless your party composition was d.va, rein, hog, s76, ana, lucio. D.va main role was to stop the enemy s76 from raping the fuck out of your team and save people from hooks, not kill everyone.
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>>176235320
>ALSO, change it so that the end of Genji's ult doesn't abruptly end Deflect.
this is a good change
the rest is not
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>>176211580
English Torbjorn is the best voice

Frankly, I play the game with Japanese dubbing because aside from Torbjorn, the Jap voices are better.
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>>176213118
>wife
>slut
She'd only be a slut if any of those kids weren't torb's
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>>176235320
Good thing you don't work at Blizzard.

They're kinda retarded but the shit they put into the game is still 95% better than the shit you guys come up with in these threads.
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>>176235451
>stomping as mechaqueen pharah with japanese voices while listening to gundam OP/ED music
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>>176234965

Welcome to QP 2017 Edition

I have taken to locking down Widow in select until the match starts to keep faggots from ruining my game with her.
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>Defend on payload
>be solo healer
>lose objective 30 seconds after winning a teamfight every single time because all four DPS decide to chase half way to enemy spawn consistently when not in any sort of advantageous position.
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>>176235130

Bring soldier damage to 18 per bullet. Add sprint meter.

Give pharah falloff damage past 30 meters.

This prevents pharah from hanging back and spamming from 600 meters away so she has to engage soldier on fair terns. Soldier is universally weaker, but still the most flexible dps in the game.
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>>176235518
t. tank / support abuser.
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>>176235451
Junkrat and Winston for males, Widow and Zarya for females
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>>176235254
I had no problems taking down D. Va at the height of her "over-poweredness".

>>176235374
>I can't actually discuss anything so I'll assume and screech like a retarded parrot

I barely ever use her and I made plenty of D. Vas explode when she was supposedly overpowered.
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>>176213383
>have played no more than 10 minutes on surf servers
>dumped hundreds of hours on deathrun servers and making my way to GM as solo lucio
closse second to surf map autism i guess
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>>176235590
>Bring soldier damage to 18 per bullet. Add sprint meter.

I bet if I asked the same thing a month ago, you'd say "Bring soldier damage to 19 per bullet."
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>>176235562
>they blame you for not healing them
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>>176235320
>ALSO, change it so that the end of Genji's ult doesn't abruptly end Deflect.
This is the only thing you got right.
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>>176235682
Your perception is blatantly false. The game is better off for her nerfs and you're beyond hope if you think otherwise.
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>>176235254

>t. When I only started playing Diva recently and missed the entire Diva meta era.
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>>176235804

>16 per bullet is garbage
>20 per bullet is S+ tier

18 is actually exactly where I'd put it.
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>>176235590
>Give pharah falloff damage past 30 meters.
that is retarded if you include direct hits
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>>176235442
Sombra was also great at destroying d.va

Of course comp babies would NEVER let an off meta pick happen without throwing.
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>play vs AI to get 1st win of the day bonus
>pick lucio
>somehow get 4 golds

literally how
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>>176236003
>vs AI
there's your answer
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>pocketing d.va as mercy on route 66 since she was solo tanking
>plat match but had 2 diamonds on enemy team with one playing s76
>s76 pops from behind me and d.va turns around to use matrix
>change to pistol 1v1 (under defense matrix) the s76 pretty quickly
>later on I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>zen ults
>fuck healing beam, time to shit on this guy
>1v1 (with zen ult) the s76 once again before the dps on my team even notices

So this is what diamonds can do...
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>>176235442
Holy shit dude you are so wrong
D.va always was Mei counter. Every hero who Mei can't kill in one combo is Mei counter
D.va had to use her matrix against soldier at all, her guns did around 163 dps without crits
>>176235682
You played against retarded D.va's

Okay D.va advocates. Explain 1 simple thing
Why everybody (everybody who matters, pro-scene and good players) stopped picking 4 tanks the very moment D.va got nerfed?
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>>176235590
>This prevents pharah from hanging back and spamming from 600 meters away
Then she's being pretty useless there.
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>>176235812
The worst part is

>Defending on Dorado, payload is on the very last turn
>manage to salvage a team fight with a 3 man res
>1 minute left on the clock, all we need to do now is defend against their next panic push
>ALL FOUR DPS RUN CHARGING OUT OF THE POWER PLANT TO GO FIGHT OUTSIDE ENEMY SPAWN
>get killed immediately
>enemies then kill me and our one tank because Rein/Soldier/Winston/Mercy beats Orisa/Mercy
>we lose because now they have four people on the objective on the last turn and we're all just respawning
>mfw
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>>176236097
There's a reason they're playing in plat, anon.
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>>176232590
Genji and Winston go well with Sombra
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>steamroll opponents
>group up with teammates
>get steamrolled next match
>disband
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>>176235980

Fuck no. Her gargantuan projectiles should not do max damage so far away when they are as spammable as they are.
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>>176236119
>d.va always was a mei counter
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>>176235969
>16
I thought it was 17?
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Do you play another game that's considered an esport title?

If so, how do you think its skill ceiling/competitiveness compares to Overwatch's?
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If Hanzo is a "sniper" then surely Zenyatta is also a "sniper"?
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>>176236459
Not at all, Zenyatta is DPS, Hanzo is not
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>>176236287

Win or lose if there is a Hanzo or Widow in the group I leave after the match.
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>>176236368

Irrelevent. 19 from 20 is virtually nothing in most situations since 76 is going to have a 80 health advantage due to his light speed splash rocket.
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>>176236364
Main Mei weakness is extreme amount of time it takes her to kill people. It just ain't worth to freeze tanks, because you will be killed by their before you can kill them
>>176236452
Esport are made by promotion, not game itself. Arena shooters have highest skill ceilings, but nobody watches them
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>>176236119
>Why everybody (everybody who matters, pro-scene and good players) stopped picking 4 tanks the very moment D.va got nerfed?

Dive comps became popular and reinhardt and orisa are shit on dive. Only zarya, d.va and winston are good at diving.
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>>176213037
No, it's the people that play as her that are the biggest sluts.
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>>176236747
>freeze tank
>critshot tank
>if tank survives, freeze again and repeat
>if your health gets low ice block then freeze tank and critshot
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>>176236747
>freeze tank
>rest of team shoots them

Totally not worth it

I want this "pretending Mei isn't good" meme to end
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>tfw play badly
>still talk shit after getting carried
reactions are what makes it all worth it
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>>176236747
>It just ain't worth to freeze tanks, because you will be killed by their before you can kill them
>not freeze locking d.va
>calls himself mein

You're fucking shit mate.
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>>176236548
his right click though
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>>176236948
yuropoor detected
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>>176236747
>stopping tanks from using their abilities is not worth it
post your rank right fucking now, i need to see why you thought this made any sense at all
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>>176219515
>that fucking spike at the tipping point between plat and diamond and each boarder point beyond
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>>176236796
And why dive comps became popular?
Maybe because Genji and Tracer are allowed to live now?
>>176236848
Killing 400 armor D.va as Mei(who may I remind you, deals around 160 dps at you ) would take around 10-11 seconds. It could only happen if anybody else ignores you
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>>176237037
It's a burst, not a single shot, you can miss some of them if the target is moving
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>>176237202
Dive comps were always popular. The problem was because of Ana being able to heal as much as she did back then in the tank meta made Roadhog not have to worry about healing and he's always one-shotting. Throw a D.va Defense Matrix or Zarya bubbling or even both and Lucio for mobility and Aoe healing and you had your turtle formation.
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That one newfag with another question

Is there a way to get uprising loot crates besides just buying them?
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>>176238000
You can't get uprising lootboxes anymore, the event ended.
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>>176238000
Uprising is over, anon. If you want Uprising stuff you hope to god they bring it back next year.
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>>176238000
Uprising is over, but when it was still up, all loot boxes were uprising lootboxes, so levelling up and arcade boxes were uprising
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>>176237202
>And why dive comps became popular?
Pro fads and winston got buffed.

>>176237202
>takes around 11 seconds
>mei needs 30 m1 hits to freeze a target
>takes roughly 1.2 seconds to freeze someone up
>m1 dmg would be reduced to 1.125 per hit so 33 dmg when she freezes someone
>another 1.2 seconds to stuck a icicle on d.va huge critbox
>145 damage due -5 on armor
>+30 dmg with punching
>~2.2 seconds for 208 damage while locking the player completely
>d.va has 600 hp
>3 freeze combos for 624 damage
7 motherfucking seconds to shut the fuck down of d.va on a 1v1. And this if you want to keep her freeze locked, if you wanted to kill her faster you could headshot her twice per freeze but this gave d.vas time to run off.
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>>176238000
During events the normal loot boxes turn into the event boxes so you get them from leveling up and the arcade like normal. Only available while the events are running though.
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>>176238000
you have to wait one year to get them again
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>>176238000
You can't get them anymore since the event ended. But leveling up gives you loot boxes. During events loot boxes become event loot boxes.

There was a specific skin you wanted, wasn't there?
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What comp do you pick to counter dive?
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>>176238187
several negevs and maybe an awp or a p90
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>>176238082
>D.VA tries to fly off
>pop wall in front of her
>if she still manages to get away she cant self heal and if this really is 1v1 like antartica then there are no health packs
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>>176238305
>Using scrub90
Just AK them in the face.
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>>176238406
ak isnt as fun as several lanwmowers
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are you satisfied with your current SR, /owg/?
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>>176238187
Something something hog because he shits on winston.
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>>176238745
Yes

Because mine is 0 and I don't like comp at all because it's full of assholes who can't admit when something is their fault
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>>176238341
It's only slightly faster and its better if you're getting help to kill her. On a 1v1 it's better to freeze lock

>33 dmg to freeze
>290 dmg headshot 2x
>rinse and repeat
>d.va out of mech in 6.8 seconds for 646 dmg
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>>176238082
And what her team does all those 7 seconds ?
Jerking off to your lesbian freeze bondage show?
Size of critbox doesn't matter here, your own critbox is effectively same size at distance you fight her. D.va critbox is only disadvantage at long distances
She damages you all this time. Her team damages you all this time.
And you don't have escape button to protect yourself, you can only iceblock and hope for somebody to come and save you, when D.va can just fly away any time
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>>176238920
I'm not arguing that Mei can't wreck D.VA, I was just saying its easy to stop her from getting away so her mobility is a moot point, especially considering she needs to be closer to Mei to do damage than Mei needs to be to freeze her
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>>176235946
That "era" lasted for like 2 weeks, and probably would have died on its own without a nerf if people had just learned how to fight a DVa instead of crying about her.
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>>176238406
>AK meme
Back to CoD you go
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>>176238921
>implying it's hard to freeze a d.va back on s3 when they were diving on the backlines all the time

You're shit anon, also it's a lot easier for a mei to hit d.va with her freeze ray and then position to shove a icicle down her throat than d.va to track mei down.
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>it's another "Mei mains pretend that their main isn't broken" episode
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>>176239078
>he hasn't been exclusively using the ak and deagle since source
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New thread
>>176239135
>>176239135
>>176239135
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>>176239174
I can't deagle for shit, I always use five-seven.
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>>176239174
>since source

LMAO TRUE NIGGAS BEEN USING AK FROM 1.6
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>>176240123
>not since the original half life mod
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>>176239058

600 armor dva required Zarya to check her or it was an auto loss.
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