/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

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Nova Aetas:
There is not a single person I can talk to in my church. Therefore, I'm not able to hire workers or do anything really. Is this a bug? All the monks say "how can i help you?" and then the dialogue closes immediately.

Has anyone done a "pure" playthrough? How'd it go?
>STR based char
>nordic features
>nord-only troops
>nord-only aesthetics

>>176197412
probably
not like it'd be that challenging

>>176197412
did a vaegir play through were i never wore anything more than a helmet and gloves and threw rocks at people. also uses a sythe. it was pretty fun. rocks can be pretty stronk at high power throw and you can carry like 100, so just start pegging faces with 'em.

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rhodoks are white and based

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"1+ 8 "fuck the CHA" build, relase, dunno, like 10 or more"
the weakest link at pic related
easy to make, way less strongl than bow/ha version, but way less grindy

I just feel like I didn't finish it yet and I'm not sure what should I try next. Heavy cav, uber infantry with both 1h+shield +polearms/2h?
I just want to keep these few conditions
-native (because of autism and toaster pc)
-150 battlesizer (toaster pc)
-6cha for my character at max
-companions have to be stictly fighting chars, with exeption of training skill (they are always few spare points left, anyway, for some of them, so no big deal)
-conquering caladria

help autistic kid to pick his toy anons :^*

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The defense of Unuzdaq, or as the Swadians now call it, "Bloody April Fools"

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>>176198485
That came after the siege of Unuzdaq, of course, in which the valiant Swadian knights, led by Sir Guyduin, took the castle from the hands of Khergits.

>>176197832
>Dr. Artimenner, I'm Kingdom of Rhodoks

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I'm posting this to remind you of all the anons that died without meeting the Bannerlord. and to honour this anon's dying wish.

>>176198865
He's feasting with the tribesmen, now.

>>176198865
Dumb phoneposter

>>176198978
>not being close to /mbg/ at all times
baka desu senpai

>>176199894
>Leaving your computer

>>176197832
Rhodoks are OP as fuck

Any mods that have brass knuckles as weapons or close to it.

>>176200682
They're not as good as Swadians or Nords in starting sieges, though

>>176201271
hah... trust me they are. I have killed all the inhabitants defenders of a castle just firing one wave after other of bolts

>>176201271

>in starting sieges
do you mean fire rate here?

>>176200783
Anyone?

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Help. Trying to add halfswording to Floris Evolved from this guide: https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,353520.0.html

>>176200783
I'm pretty sure I've seen someone mentioning it last thread.

>>176201271

no seriously, give alien a hand
the hell means "starting the sieges" in this context?

>>176200220
>being a neet

>>176201694
the katar is used more or less like a spear instead of a punching weapon per say no?

>>176202334
yeah, there are minor dfferences due to blade width, but more or less idea stays the same

does /mbg/ know of any female face mods that works with floris? I tried the most common one but what a pain in the ass it is to rename and make duplicate textures. Also am I retarded for playing floris?

>>176203281
>Also am I retarded for playing floris?
yes

>>176203325
Not him but I was thinking about getting it (new to MB). What's wrong with it?

>1st time with Dickplomacy
Did they slow down the attack rate? I swear starting out was supposed to be easy. Now everytime I try to strike, a looter can easily block it.

>>176203430
Nothing wrong with it. The mod is pretty polished.

>>176203574
maybe you played on shitty combat ai
>>176203430
it's a shit native module play diplomacy or a full conversion instead

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Do you guys prefer realistic or manual saving?

I absolutely despise the RNG in tournaments or in your starting position, but manual really does seem like cheating sometimes.

>>176203886
realistic because I don't have to care about saving and savescumming is for faggots

Even in """buggy""" mods you can just go back and use the save backup

>>176203886
If I had my doctor he would forbid me playing realistic
No, that's the point where pain isn't pleasure anymore (in my book)

>>176203886
plus 400+ t5 rhoducks sitting in every city feels like cheating too, I feel like I'm even with AI

>>176202065
i have no clue what he means either. maybe he means the initial ranged exchange before you send in infantry .

>>176204338

> Swadians or Nords

this part broke my all theorises (theory actually)
what's even common for them? it's xbow and bow, best infantry and 6/10 infantry. You could compare ranged units overall score, but except that it's everything different about them.
Fiefs are not similar, Nordic spawn both sides 4 meters from each other and you don't have time to properly shit your pants, while swadians have this stuff pretty regular, I guess

>>176202658
guess one could make the same model but without the blade at the end. Then make it have blunt damage instead to simulate a punch.

>>176205278
I think blunt need some lever to gets good kick, otherwise we are back to the hiting each other with the stone kind of idea

>>176203886
I play the game for fun. so the latter.

>>176205719
I just want something to simulate martial arts, kind of like a brass knuckle/bracelet to be able to parry blows/attack the same time.

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>playing first Dickplomac playthrough
>go Rhodok because I know they have a lot of blunt weapons
>capture first castle (Sarranid)
>ransom the two ladies inside, daughter and mother
>interact with them before the Sarranids try to take it back
>"Perhaps your mother would like to watch me fuck you."
>mffw

>>176206360

so the point is to get upper hand by attacking in the same time when you block?
I've never seen such animations, but that's qiute old idea:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parrying_dagger

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I got this shit 2nd time.
There are just few fiefs left to take, but I didn't want to end this game yet
so now I'm poor

I know it probably gets asked a million times a thread but I haven't been around in a year or two.

What's the best crusader mod and is that 40k mod good yet

>>176210042
>best crusader mod

Sands of Faith

>is that 40k mod good yet

no

>>176210042
Sands of Faith
No

I found something to hold you guys over until e3

The best mod i've seen on the workshop.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=919988428

>>176210120
that GoT mod is ok?
t. Anothernon
I remember some weird rpg with active pause combat system name was just GoT, I was 100 or 200 years ago, Id like to play something about GoT one more time

>>176210473
I've been having fun with an oldish mod called Empire 3 though it has random crashes but I did modify the actions.txt.

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>>176210473
yeah I know what you are talking about

every GoT mod has its own problems

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I dunno if this is old news, but did you guys see this?

http://archive.is/iMoeY

Mount and Blade is getting an e-sports event.

>>176212160
How many times do you have to shill this, huh?

>>176210579
>>176210745
won't hurt to try I guess, cheers :*

>>176212560
I'm not, it sounds fuckin stupid honestly, but I don't play these online at all so I don't know.

Was there ever even a scene for this?

>>176212160
it's good sign about flagboss tho. Or last desperate move to get enough attention and money from kickstarter to cpr ded company, project, /vg/ general our souls and so on.

>>176212821
praleyerbase was quite decent (size, skill level on average), but no one were paying $ for wins so far

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Result of 14 tactics vs 6 opponents tactics.

I tried to bring something less ordinary but this faggot got beating somewhere before I could beat him.
If someone thinks I don'''t lie, for some reason - it's way more potent skill than on pic related.

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>>176197304
Ahhhh /mbg/, the eternal thread...
I have seen the end of pages, and years from now men will say: "Here began the fall of /mbg/".

>>176216328
you keep it for so long but eventually sandniggers got it?
(or what)

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>tfw bannerlords the only game i was ever this hyped about
>scared of the normie invasion when it finally does come out

will we be able to repel these vile creatures? or will they take our game from us?

>>176217348
they will shit up

and we will probably get those "for honor" faggots aswell, fuck!

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>>176217348
When bannerlord finally comes out leave these threads for half a year to a year, it's not going to be pretty.

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>>176217652

>Give our thread to the new babbys and casuals

Yeah let's ensure its burned to the ground

>>176218023
You people are overreacting. The most we'll get is a bunch of retards coming in here to complain about how bad Bannerlord is, and MAYBE some new people will end up staying who enjoy the game. It's not the end of the world. If Bannerlord is anything like Warband, we'll be no worse off than we were when For Honor came out.

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>>176218023
It's a losing battle, it's simply a matter of numbers that the more experienced players can't staunch the flow of inept players that don't care to learn or adapt to culture and just want to do as they please.

The thread will survive, they will leave in time to other games when they hit a point where the minimal effort they put into the game can't take them any further, then we can come back and rebuild. There's nothing to be done but to wait it out, everyone that ever tried to fight it has lost.

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>tfw people are talking about how the thread is going to go to shit and you just miss the old /mbg/

>>176218380
funny how it doesn't totally mater that talewords won't bring shit if they won't belive in normie invasion crowdy as fuck

so yeah, that's fuicking scary, that normie invasion around the corner :^)

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>>176218494

>Come back and rebuild. There's nothing to be done but to wait it out, everyone that ever tried to fight it has lost.

Coward, I bet you don't even defend Dhirim

>>176203886
Always realistic

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>176219746
how do you deal with stuff like- jav in the head in 1st second of the battle or similiar? when you know that there was nothing you could do?
"well shit, gotta move on?"

>>176219954
why that time period and place? yer roots?

>>176220202
He's just honoring the first Cao Cao poster, anon. We'll never know if the first Cao Cao poster was from China.

>>176220027
Mostly approach battles with a lot of caution, not charging head on but letting my troops do the dirty work. Only thing that pisses me off are bandit hideouts where shit like that happens.
>tfw losing out on relation+1200 denars because of a random javalin

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>>176219196
If we could fight these casuals with swords and steel I would, but words are all we have and they are not enough for the numbers we will see.

Rather than stay and ruin your enjoyment of the threads, retreat for now and live to fight another day.

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LONG MAY HE REIGN

>>176220257
such a custom, I see

>>176220612
oh, seems cool then
I always look for more and nicer kills, with that attitude, you just die sometimes, part of the game

Just downloaded ACOK and on the very first screen "continue..." will not work only "go back". What do?

>>176222019
you go back

doi

>>176222284

Then I can't even make my character

>>176202334
What no
It's even called a punch dagger

>>176222980
Go back further

>>176222980
reinstall warband and mod mayby, just backup saves manually
try to get another copy of mod
you know, usaual shit

I never can pick one from Heavy Great Beridsh, Mw Twohanded Sabre (slim) abd Mw Warcleaver,
Is there anything that would make it more even more complicated? (let's skip H,G, Longaxe this time)

Does anyone know anyone who was acnowledged as ruler?

>>176227683
wtf are you even trying to say

>>176227857

Is there anyt twohander as good as them 3 except H, G, Long Axe?
>>176227857


fuck the second question

was poppin b

>>176228450
not much
what's your fav. 2hander?

>>176228626
my penis

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what does mbg do for a living?

>>176228707
final year student with no career plans

also interested in what /mbg/ does for a living

>>176228663
shieet

no rly, what's your fav. 2h?

>>176228926
my penis

>>176229074
>2h
ok, how you make your living out being last year student?
your penis?

>>176219954
>one day, people will not post post cao cao in honour of the original cao cao poster
>one day, it will be my turn to pick up the mantle of cao cao poster

>>176229375
yeah

>>176229418
just don't let it die

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>tfw warwolf will never get an update

>>176228707
serving the great ottoman empire by serving sultan erdogan the magnificent (may allah be pleased with him). wish to is more like it desu

Sleepanon from last night.
I was wrong.
I keep the faith.

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Vietnam war mod when?

>>176231881
I need a drink.

How do I make Husclars just standing still? They don't have blunt weapons so "hold fire"+"use blunt" should work I guess?

>>176233959
just order them to stand stand ground?

>>176233959
tell them to hold position fampai

>>176235194
>>176235296
that's not the issue here. Whenever they are in formation and I want them just tank shit (for example charging desert bandits) , there are always few husclars that instead of blocking couched lance with shield and attack afte that, r do excatly opposite - try to hit charging horseman with 1h axes (and get 1 shooted with couched damage).

I want them to stan still, with shield in front of them in blocking position and just this.
They have only 1h swords and axes so that's why I hope that "use blunt" could work.

>>176236289
kek that's just bad AI bb
but yeah that might work

>>176236289
R. Seargants, N Vets etc often has 1h maces so use blunt won't change shit.
Sarranid Guards suck and have maces too sometimes. V. Guards don't wanna use shields at all.
So options are Husclars, Swadian Seargans and Hired Blades then

I hope bannerlord offers much more orders you can issue your troops. Something as simple as "use shields" would help a lot.

>>176236603
...they put weapons away and try to punch horsemen instead...
I wish I was kidding

why do I even play this shit again?
:^)

>>176239470
The AI is so unbelievably terrible.

>>176239634
yeah, it;s total shit
I didn't know it's this good at being shit

>>176239634
btw.

do you have any idea for pure solider companions setup?

I tried so far:
Archers + polearm/2h - fun, but pretty grindy and expenisve, I couldn't deal with lot of cavalry too
H. Archers + 2h - even more fun, as grindy as archers, could do with cav, with bit of luck

1h+shield +x bows- suprisingly sturdy. Still not bad with killing shit (melee). Way less powerfull than archers but also much less grindy and easier to gear ( it doesn't mean "cheaper' tho)

I wanna something like mayby 1h+board shield + glavie/H.G. long berdish, since they are seriously pretty good with melee and I can do pew pew on my own

Last idea is cavalry, but I'm not sure here (about details and about general idea of making them cav.)
t. Totally not an autist

I'm not sure how I feel about this newfriend we have around.

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>>176231881
never

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>>176197304
>tfw you realize we will not get anything at E3

I'm a bit overwhelmed by the choice of mods and can't play vanilla anymore because Floris has spoiled me (autoloot, autosell, minimap, etc.)

I'm looking at the "successor" Floris mods and I've kinda found 3
- A new dawn
- Floris evolved
- Silverstag

Could someone give me a review of them?

>>176243969
>(autoloot, autosell, minimap, etc.)
all of these are just regular diplomacy features except the minimap which even native has

Guys, seriously, the last 2 blogs, which were recaps of the last 2 events where we got info on Bannerlord were 8 months apart. 8 months. If we don't get anything at E3 in June, which I think is really likely, we might not get any information about Bannerlord for the rest of 2017. Never mind release of the game, we won't even get an update until 2018. I think something inside me is going to snap if/when this happens.

>>176228707
Data Analyst if you want a real answer.

>>176243969
Silverstag will spoil you at a whole new level, I highly recommend.

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ded

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What's the best mod for brutalizing peasants?

>>176252004
1257

>>176252109
Ok, why?

>>176252820
peasant rebellions

>>176252949
Awesome

>>176252004
Dickplomacy, you can brutalize their assholes

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>>176252004
man it would be really cool if raiding a village actually meant raiding a village
as in, watching your men actually murder the peasants and loot their homes

>>176253581
This is a good idea

>>176228707
play Counter Strike professionally.

>>176255472
Hello Heeks

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I'm posting this picture in honor of my uncle.

>>176200783
>>176201606
Gangs of Glasgow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6FfFfL7zGo

>>176247637
They've probably been putting stuff together for a big E3 presentation, show game features in more detail, especially stuff in that big PC Gamer article. No release date however.

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Storming Valencia to retake the city from Almohad muslim invaders

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>>176259145
Wish me luck

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>>176259342
The fighting at the walls is intense

>>176259145
>Why didn't we build more ladders? We could assult the wall at more points and spread them out!

>FUCK YOU THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE! Are you a Muslim spy or a faithless heathen?!

>>176259532
ladders are a meme
gates are always better

>>176259342
post odds

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>>176259517
We got through the initial wall assault but we have to capture the towers next and keep our momentum going

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>>176259835
They are overwhelming us!

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>>176260050
Augusto de la Porra fell unconscious from his severe wounds after receiving multiple Almohad arrows to his head and body but his troops keep on fighting

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>>176260240
The first tower finally falls to the Aragonese attackers

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>>176260426
Fighting continues on the walls, the attack must not stop!

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>>176260582
The Aragonese are finally pushing through the muslims at the walls

>>176261215
you will all die screaming

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>>176261215
Bodies piled on eachother and hanging off the walls in the aftermath

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>>176261380
The remaining Almohad forces make a strong last stand at the last tower, greatly thinning the Aragonese onslaught

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>>176261547
Many are slain but the Aragonese forces push further into the city

>>176261689
christ cannot save you

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>>176261689
The last of the city's towers is captured by Aragonese forces and the muslim garrison finally surrenders

Total Aragonese casualties: 384 (226 killed, 158 wounded

Total Almohad casualties: 477 (391 killed, 86 wounded)

>>176261925
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

>>176261925
Now kill yourself

Do we know which day they're presenting at E3? Might take the day off.

>>176262147
nope
the only thing we have any confirmation of regarding E3 is that they're supposed to be there, at some point

>>176262147
They'll probably have it announced once we get closer to it, if it isn't announced already.

>>176262220
Odd that they haven't announced that. It's almost like they don't have a good PR manager.

Will the Welsh ever push the Germanic invaders to the sea?

>>176263963
when Arthur returns
cymru am byth

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>>176263963
the sea? they're off the earth now

>>176264428
autism
of which I approve

I know >leddit is a boogeyman and I'm not supposed to post it, but fuck is this some delicious salt:

https://www.reddit.com/r/mountandblade/comments/69y0c5/is_mount_blade_a_good_game/

>>176266679
this isn't /v/ you idiot no one cares about >leddit

>>176266679
>not every game can be Portal
kek
>>176266914
speak for yourself nigger

tomorrow, we will have a release date
my faith carries me to unconsciousness
shadilay, brothers

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I spot him when he had 599 party, but he fought someone. I didn't use orders except "mount horses" and I made party slightly lighter than usual to make up for not that bad odds.
>pic: him, me, odds for 1st battle
14tac. here vs 6 tac. for Haralaus.
Nothing worth song happend, after that (I got +3 party size that was nice).

Friendly reminder that /mbg/ is /slav/

>>176269124
That one guy's shitty English in every post he makes is all the reminder I need.

>>176269332
there there
dank memes, proper spelling and actualll people from 1st world will be back with Nannerlord

untill then you could check other generals, or make something besides bitching over everythunng :^)
jk anon, you are cool guy, pls never change

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>>176228707
im a getting my MBA, before that i was a made cheese for a living

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>>176272869
made* i fat fingered the a key. too many feasts in swadia you feel me

>>176269124
>being slav
cool now i'm part of the cool kids

>>176228707
medfag student neet with not enough time and too much booze

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>>176276221
>student
>neet

>>176276221
>student
>neet

You can only be one or the other. One of the Es is for education.

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>>176276378
you think i'm learning anything here?

>>176273980
Drink 1 liter of moonshine at once and you are in.
Are you sure about it? How bad is your original place?

>>176276221
>medfag
>booze

You have such good stuff avalible and you like booze? What a waste.

>>176276760
opiates are bottom tier, all the gear is catabolic, but at least i can pump myself full of research chemicals if i ever want to end it

>>176276821
I wouldn't mess with optiates myself (codeine doesn't count), you have nice stimulants that doesn't smell like bottom of empty oil barell or such. I' like accelerating myself nore than slowing down (because I'm neurotic and at the end it make me chill but nvm).
Still whatever you use, you have to admit that booze isn't very insteresting. (nice at first, then slifghtly too nice, then some shit is going on dunno and at the end you wake up in random flat. haed aches as fuck, you don't know anyone there, no one knows you and so on, you probably know what I mean)

>>176277447
don't usually get hung over

constant buzz all day keeps the thoughts of six digit student debt and >tfw depression away

>>176277826
same as me, I do my shit because I'm weak and coward, I can't take all this shit on while I'm sober.

> six digit student deb

yoiu wouldn't fuck yourself up on purpose, so I guess it's possible to pay that back from medic wage? You are Burge, right?

>>176278195
Straya has extradiction deal with Usa btw? I think I might got an idea? %^)

In Dickplomacy, I captured Weyyah castle for the Rhodoks and imprisoned two Sarranid ladies there. I also have Shariz (being the king's and mashall's pet is really rewarding in the late game) and I have two ladies imprisoned there too. I now have them working at the tavern and bath house I own in Shariz, but I can't seem to transfer the two ladies in Weyyah castle. Everytime I talk to them to bring it up, I end up just saying "Nevermind". How do I bring them to Shariz so i can maximize my lady-fucking profits?

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ouch

>>176279578
>when you're so wasted you pick a fight with some pilgrim but he has 200+ in polearms and whacks your shit in with a staff, so hard that you merge with the stairs and die instantly

Probably has been asked before but, does anyone know a way to add say tall versions of both females and males to a mod without having to decompile the damned thing?

>>176279730
that was assasin and he actually did his homework about set and setting pretty well. When I noticed him, I got scared and totaly lost my shit. Suddenly someone said "mate he ain't gonna be any more flat than this" and I woke up.

>>176280119
I don't know myself, but I do remember somebody adding huge skellies in one of those geko submods, didn't play it but saw screenshots. I don't think the submod guys in /mbg/ use source so it's probably doable.

>>176280206
Can somebody translate this post?

>>176280281
I could try to rewrite.
You are sure it's impossible to understand and you are not intellectually challenged?
I mean I can perfectly understand it, wtf :^)

>>176280475
Fucking slavs.

>>176280540
>slave
I beg you pardon, it's "slav"
we are pale and don't pick cotton, learn the difference if you give a fuck ofc

>>176280741
>>>/vaegir/
pls go and stay go

>>176279071
Bump
Someone help me.

>>176280253
ty kindly but is there a guide to do so?

>>176281000
>>176279071
Never mind, it strangely fixed itself when I saved/reloaded the game.

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>>176281043
Just tested some stuff and I'll give one soon, but uhh....

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>>176281450
...you can get some strange results.

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Ok, in skins.txt there's a line:
skel_human 1.000000

Just change the 1 to scale it up. 2 for double, 1.2 for a 20% increase, 5 for pic related. If you want to add a new skin type for giants just copy and paste everything from one of them and change the scale, but remember to increase the number of skins at the top (2nd line). I think the number of skins is limited to 16 or something, be wary of that if using some mod that has lots.

>>176281676
Oh and if adding a new one, do change the id from man or woman to something else.

>>176281000
oldfags are busy saving general from slavic invasion of 1 guy that can;t into english so no one will answer you

seriously, local anons are quite usless faggots, except mayby few of them
but hey, they are oldfags and kno meme, so fuck me, you, and your question
I'd help you., I have no idea about dickplomacy unfortunatelly

>>176281723
Stop being so fucking butthurt.

>>176281723
It's okay, Ivan, I fixed it myself by saving and reloading the game.
Now, if you could only fix your English the same way.

>>176281809
that's righteus butthurt of having a point, so nope

>>176281991
Your point that nobody else is helping anons in the thread? What do you call
>>176281450
>>176281502
>>176281676
?

>>176282149
that is pretty rare sight, but lets say ypu have a point here
I just stopped butthurt, deal is a deal

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bump with the tower

>>176281450
I don't want them to be giants just slightly taller versions of the same female and male ones.

>>176282923
So just set it to 1.2 or something, not 5.

ty for this but can one add the same version of the default human as a slightly taller version.

>>176281676
Thank you so damned much anon really.

>AWOIAF so utterly assblasted Cozur that he pumped out a minor bugfix hotpatch for ACOK and called it "4.0" to try and get some players back

>>176282973
Got it like I said thank you for this.

>>176283920
What does AWOIAF do that ACOK doesn't?

>>176282973
How do I make it so it shows up in the race selection?

>>176284251
The Others are actually in this mod, for one.

Make sure you're either a damn good shot with your Obsidian Arrows/Javelins or you've got a Valyrian sword.

Anyone know how to remove the ugly females in 1257? I'd rather have the vanilla models than these fugly ones.

>>176285623
historically accurate

every woman were ugly as fuck during medieval times

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>>176284329
Go to menus.txt and search for menu_start_game_1. Should find this. The highlighted part is the Male menu option. Copy and paste that onto the end, replace the 0 just before 2060 with 2 and that'll be the first new skin you added, presumably larger male. Replace the mno_start_male ID and the Male option text appropriately. Repeat for any other skins, next one you'll need to put 3 instead of 2. However many you add, note that in the top line, right at the end there's a 3. That's the number of menu options so you'll need to update that, if you add 2 change it to a 5. I'd say that should do it.

>>176285926
Oh and of course if you're adding to a mod that already has other races then instead of a 2 it'll be whatever number of races were already there minus 1 (because it starts at 0 for male).

>>176285847

Now I'm starting to wonder which is worse, 1257 fuglies or Gekonewer's headless women.

>>176285992
I don't need to modify anything for the male in the skins of than copy paste it with the modified scale correct because I am having trouble that is shows up as a normal male maybe I missed something in the code.

>>176287252
When I do what you said in the instructions there were only 2 other skins already just the default ones I am trying to a dd a third for the taller male at 1.2

>>176287320
Also it does show up in the select race menu as "Large_male" but the scale is the same as the default skin.

>>176287252
>>176287320
Copy and paste what you've got under the menu_start_game_1 line.

>>176287552
mno_start_male 0 Male 3 1505 2 360287970189639680 0 2133 2 144115188075856162 0 2060 1

864691128455135240 . mno_start_female 0 Female 3 1505 2 360287970189639680 1 2133 2

144115188075856162 1 2060 1 864691128455135240 . mno_start_male 0 Large_Male 3 1505 2

360287970189639680 0 2133 2 144115188075856162 2 2060 1 864691128455135240 .

>>176287618
forgot the top line

menu_start_game_1 18374686479671624192 Select_your_character's_gender. none 0 4

>>176287618
Try changing the id in the last one from mno_start_male to mno_start_large_male. Not sure if that'll do it but maybe.

>>176287716
Wait wait, I know now, I actually got a bit wrong. You need to also change the 0 before 2133 to 2.

>>176287789
Nope
same height

>>176287928
Hmm, really? So

mno_start_large_male 0 Large_Male 3 1505 2 360287970189639680 2 2133 2 144115188075856162 2 2060 1 864691128455135240

doesn't work? I'm not sure where to go from here.

>>176281502
kek

>>176288096
Yeah the one behind 2133 was the one I needed to change to a 2 not before 2060. I got it finally Thank you again for all you do.

>>176217348
>will we be able to repel these vile creatures?
You don't repel them. You take them in and hit them with a hammer until they get good at the game and become one of us.
That's how it works, that's how it has always worked
Alternatively : Don't respond and direct them to the official forums :^)

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why did they use their own shitty script engine? why not use Javascript or Lua? It's fucking infuriating to code M&B script.

>>176288750
Just do like everyone else and wait for Bannerlord. It will be in C#

>>176288818
Just hope mods are modular not this whole mess. Like any other modern game that permits you to mod it.

>>176288978
Well that's what they've said they're aiming to do... But we've yet to see anything mod-related about it for the moment

>>176288631
Fantastic, happy to help.

>>176289081
Wonder if we'll ever see anyone use the code from Blood and Gold to sci fi applications ie space battles and the like.

>>176288750
It was started by a lone Turk in his spare time who couldn't have predicted it would get this popular.

>>176289264
I don't know shit about code so I don't know if it can be simply ported with minimal work or if you have to rewrite the whole blasted thing.
Also I was away from the thread for a few weeks, did I miss anything ?

>>176289509
>Also I was away from the thread for a few weeks, did I miss anything ?
The invasion of illiterates

>>176289536
>The invasion of illiterates
Fedor payed us a visit ?

>>176289572
>Fedor payed us
No, you did

>>176289596
What ?

>>176289596
you probably mean me, don't bully random guys

anyway;
>The invasion of illiterates
i want to find the others, will you help me?

>>176289823
>>176289596
nvm, its paid.
And yes, english isn't my first language

>>176289968
This general is very strict about language, at least lately.

>>176290096
As it should be.
Otherwise I keep making the mistake and really it doesn't help me in the slightest

>>176289968
>And yes, english isn't my first language
That isn't excuse for being completely ignorant of the very basics of English and basking in it. Only half of 4chan's traffic are native English speakers.

>>176290205
>Only half of 4chan's traffic are native English speakers.
Which doesn't mean that they're the half making the most mistakes :^)

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>>176290205
>completely ignorant of the very basics of English and basking in it

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Stop arguing and post best faction

>>176290154
I guess you are right, but less strict standards for non-native speakers would help some of us
I don't want to point fingers :^)

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>>176290741

Is there a way to (easily) lower the relationship loss from executing lords in AWOIAF?

Where the fuck did that anon go that was colouring all the textures? I wanted that shit.

>>176290205
it's kinda amusing how you bash people for my mistakes, but seriously. let him be. he isn't that bad
I could write more posts to make sure you are see the difference, if you want

>>176291160
He fucking left

>>176291113
Just don't execute them
>>176291160
He got bored

>>176291239
Why hast he forsaken us?

>>176291297
He could've at least released the unfinished version, what a dissapointment

>>176291257
what
II'd swear I'm in disneyland if not that good anon who kept bitching about my English all the time, such a terrific thread.
Pretty much 1 post per hour sometiimes even more, CaoCao pic on daily basis and guy just left...

>>176291563
Exactly this. I don't care if there's some he hasn't done, just would've loved to have what was there.

>>176291160
Eh died

How do I change the equipment of regular troops in Diplomacy/Dickplomacy? I know there is an exploit that you write in the module.ini but it doesn't work with those two mods.

I just want everyone to where heraldic everything so I get to see my banner everywhere ;_;

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good cheese, swadian
goes well with vodka, like everything else

>infantry on the left, archers on the right, shields of defenders won't work anymore

>>176293357
Hire R. Seargants or use this:

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,105928.1725.html

I'm not 100% sure if it works with diplomacy, but it should

>>176293835
The Rhodoks hate me in this playthrough.
But thanks, I'll be using that editor.

>>176293954
glad to help

>The Rhodoks hate me in this playthrough.
how is that? you mean more than usuall realation\s drop when you in war with someone? (which it's back at 0 when you sing truce anyway).

>>176294464
Let's just say I've been doing very dishonorable things to various Rhodok ladies and peasant women. And I might have had my troops fuck King Graveth into the ground.

>harlaus denying me a castle
>shitty jousting tournaments every other day
give me one reason not to side with isolla

>>176294675
Every sovereign operates under the same AI

>>176294745
that's a pretty good reason

>>176294549
Next time bully Kherghits,their chicks are quite hot, too (actuall. not horses)

>>176294943
>not bullying vaegirs
baka senpai

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>"myGoodAIfolder"
no AI will help you if you have nothing to throw at obnoxious anon on the ladder. Such is life in Caladria

>>176294943
>>176295063
>implying I, a proud Swadian noble, didn't bully all of them
The only ones I don't bully are Nords (too afraid to fight them) and Saranids (similar troop tree=long lost brothers)

>>176295063
From slavic point of view that's quite complicated, it's lik bullying your own retarded sitster. Hell of a fun, sure, but you feel kinda bad after

>>176295394
>not bullying your retarded sister
Honorfags, when will they learn?

>>176295187
after torment of solo besiedging Rhodock fiefs (any given one, literaly) I can't help it and I respect them, wheter they killed Jesus or Not.
I would respec Swadians the same, but they pack castles and towns with knights. So gg ez/

I want Bannerlord to remove the AI lords' "controversy" and let it be replaced by honor. And if they do dishonorable things (raid villages, have a lot of rivals, etc) their honor goes down, the king should reward them less/revoke marshal-ship/indict them.

>>176295668
Hey man, sometimes a wall of Swadian Knights, all wielding block-crushing weapons, and all wearing coats of plates, can be very scary, horse or not.

>>176295896
If there are mixed with seargants and stay bit at the back, sure they are strong with 2h, excatly the samet like mamelukes or vaegir knights (II mean like vaegir knights might be if their retarded infantry used some shields sometimes).
All that is just their duty, nothing great here.

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Plains of western Swadia

>>176297752
the hills are alive with the sound of toasters

>>176299086
They taste like butter.

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>>176299086
It's still 40 times better than my last settings.

Last picture: Hakim made that monster army, fief after fief. Not bad idea, but he missed detail or two.
My point is that "low-normal-good campaing AI" is setting that's not directly connected with difficulty level. (just my theory).

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Yay, I'm getting Sargoth as birthday. gift
I will try to look suprised ofc.

(that was the last one, I swear on my mums grave)

What level should I be and what size army should I have before trying to start my own kingdom, and in which place should I start?

>tfw making enough money to just spend the rest of my days waiting in sargoth

One day i'll get back on the road.

Does anything actually happen if I wait in a city for a long time?

>>176303662
just be yourself my dude

>>176303662
>and in which place should I start?
I'd say Grunwalder castle, one of the best battle on the defense side.
Army size on the other hand is pretty hard to tell

>>176303662
you should be able to solo sieges to towns. and defeat multiple lords at once.
and of course, start with dhirim :^)

>>176303906
all the lords get indicted for treason and leave calradia. and the monarchs are the only ones left.

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>>176197304
>tfw only 66 posters
>tfw the other 34 posters might be dead

>>176304130
Best choice for futher spam of wars from everywhere (together with Almerra). The issue is, that anon must get it first.
On the other hand ,not a rocket sience and good excersise for what's comming next

>>176304842
Hopefully

>>176303662

This anon has a point >>176304232
100-120 army seems ok.
He has right about Dhirhim too, - just don't start there. Second stage of going just by yourself
is always shit hitting the fan, sometimes bigger sometimes smaller but there is always shit hitting fan.
So if you don't wanna get whale shit hitting windmill you shouldn't start with Dhihrim either.

>>176304842
Hopefully another 30 will be gone soon

>>176305353
>>176305021
w-why are you saying this, anons?!!

>>176305316
>not taking nothing and everything first
baka senpai

Don't talk about bannerlord.

Don't even mention bannerlord.

It hurts too much.

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>>176306943

>>176307061
personal preference, I a;ways start with some small castle at end of nowhere and hope that others will think it's acutally Swadia

>>176307674
>mbg
>trash
pick one

>>176308798
I'll pick both

>>176308853
point out a better general thread. or any constant thread on other boards, faggot.

>>176309195
/ksg/

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I hope Gekokujo gets re-made when if Bannerlord comes out, I fuckin love ancient japanese armor and weapons especially and have been deep into Gekokujo/Gekokunewer for a while now. Seeing that mod with the better graphics and actual diplomacy would be amazing.

>>176309592
kys weeb scum, etc

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>>176309592

>I hope a japanese mod get's made for bannerlord

Of course we're going to get a nipland mod

>>176309195
/vg/ is a metaphorical trash can

>>176269124
/slav/+/spic/*

>>176311379
you from tequila squad or vodka squad?

>>176312607
I'm from ayahuasca squad

Are there any downsides to having many companions?
Should I just hire every single one I meet (as long as they don't dislike each other ofc.)?

>>176312607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thBI079MLSU
>>176312804
fernet squad here

>>176312883
no
yes

>>176313073
Alright then, cheers.

>>176312804
cool, gib coka
I\m from vodka squad/ speed spec ops nice to meet you

>>176312982
also, what's "femet"?

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>>176311379
>
Germanic ftw

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>>176283920
AWOIAF is a bugged piece of shit full of spelling errors though, and tries to force you into siding with the Starks already in the first minute of the game
Due to all its bugs a non-savegame-compatible update will probably release pretty soon, so there's literally no reason to play the mod right now

>>176317435
>he doesn't want to join the Starks

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>the textures HD mod finally updates the night sky
hnnnnnggghhh

>>176317682
>he wants to join the losers

>>176317881
>he earnestly believes winter isn't coming

>>176318258
What does winter coming has with a bunch of fags that I am going to conquer anyway?

Why is 1257 set in that year and why is prince Edward longshanks 57 in my game
>>176294675
Tournies are fun in 1257
As I can actually win now
>both start in horses
>turn at last minute
>he raises his lance
>quick stab the horse
>horse dies
>come around
>kill lord
And king Henry III was my first opponent, then I dedicated the match to my wife who then married me, but I had to pay 20,000 ducats to longshanks

>>176319903
>paying dowries
Europe circa 1257 needs feminism

any mods with female lords?

The only ones I know are more females and a new dawn.

>>176319292
mod is good enough to play and enjoy, despite you didn't read a book/watch a tv series?
Ima download
otherwise you wouldn't ask stupid questions :^*

>>176320185
>female lords

You mean Lord (female)?
Or Lady (male)?


Anything with elves really.

>>176320489
kys memer
>>176320185
kys waifufag

>>176320691
ruud

Started a new Pendor game.

I've managed to collect 26 Mettenheim troops. What is the best role for them? I know the Forlorn Hope is cool but their heavy crossbowmen have 100p arbalests.