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Dota 2 General - /d2g/ 2017-05-06 09:12:45 Post No. 176059510
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No DC in Epicenter qualifiers? Sneg and Usmanov can eat a dick Edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
http://www.dotabuff.com/
http://www.opendota.com/
http://www.datdota.com/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui
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>EUhub was 3 fucking years ago
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If you bought the jewpendium go fuck yourself.
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>SHIT
>REKT
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>>176058213
I'm not telling
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Reminder to post IMAGES on an IMAGEBOARD
But only Dota 2, of course
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What if shartour goes back to shitcret?
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>items not tradable or marketable until sept 2018
TWENTY EIGHTEEN
can i get a refund or what?
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Have you told you're waifu you love her yet today /d2g/?
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>>176059527
I didn't know Indians watched dota
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>Tfw want to try battlecup
>tfw when shit mmr
>tfw shit region
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EU Hub was the best days of my life
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>dotards have already spent $17 million dollarronies on the cuckpendium
Does your mom know you've got her credit card?
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Which one /d2g/?
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>>176059932
right
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>>176059907
she gave me permission as long as it triggered you, so it's fine
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>>176059932
How can you pass up the MEGA BUNDLE?
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Reminder
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>>176059932
>bad goy bundle or good boy bundle
Be a good goy, buy levels, get aegis goy!
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esports killed dota
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>2017
>picking Omni
Uh??????
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>>176059932
Mega Bundle of course :^)
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>>176059932
wait, so you don't even get the terrain spending 40 dollars? What a bunch of jews
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>>176047742
Hold the fuck up, there's 3d porn of Pugna?
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>>176060526
https://imgur.com/kmxtxR9
really makes you think
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>>176060526
Shame the guy who uses it is a talentless hack
http://pomf.nightboy.net/files/fjhpgr.mp4
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this caster doesn't know about my nigga yapz0r
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>Timbersaw
>into Disruptor Troll Doom Magnus
Puppey draft
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>>176059697
Now I'm even more curious
It's probably fucked up isn't it?
Like handholding
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>87% WR with Furion this patch
Blightstone, double Faerie Fire Tango and just throw out the big dick right clicks on anyone in range.
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what did tobi mean with this tweet?
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>>176059932
If you're looking to get the Sea floor, right.
If you just want to enjoy the Battle Pass as is without all the overpriced rewards, left.
I went right.
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>>176060885
>>176060701
>That animation
>The lights go out at the end
?
He should just share it and allow someone to edit it and use it rightly
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>>176060885
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>>176061412
Check out this one.
Lina's static tits and CM's butt annoy the fuck out of me.
gfycat/FlatBouncyGroundhog
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How many levels can you get from pass lvl 1 without buying extra
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>>176062014
How much can you play?not too many
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>>176061247
>I will never submit to the vile Zionist plot to wipe out the pure white race and replace us with hordes of ragheads and coons. I invite you, my white brothers, to take arms up against this Semite menace.
what did tobiwandota mean by this statement?
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>>176062193
1-3 games a day
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>>176062193
do you think they're gonna come out with those bonus packages that include levels and treasures?
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>>176062269
Typical banter between tobi and ld, don't look too much into it
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HOLY FUCK
PUGNA
IS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>176062473
one sec let me just ask my dad, he works at valve
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>>176062473
Pretty safe bet, yeah
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>>176062513
which one of the 3 valve employees is he?
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>>176062507
fumb drogposter
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>tfw Moscow Epicenter will be a real CIS major, not Ukrainian PGL crap
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>>176062587
>he
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>>176062719
uhhhhh how is he your dad then
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someone red pill me on offlane omni
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>>176062618
dumb animeposter
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>>176062812
it's shit and only works at 2k pubs
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>>176062884
seemed like the pros thought it was good in kiev.
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>performance improvements locked behind a paywall
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>>176062884
>recent trend in pro games only works in 2k pubs
Thanks /d2g/
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OUR BOY IS LIVE
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ART DOOR
IS
STRIM
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>>176063130
my nigga
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>>176063130
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>>176063130
>>176063251
>>176063320
>>176063359
its true
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*sharts*
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>>176063130
ITS ACTUALLY TRUE
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>>176063424
that's zai though
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>Car Door is live
HAPPENING BOYS
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>Timber
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>>176063487
you start deploying sharts as soon as you become culturally american
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GET IN HERE
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REMINDER THAT NOT ONLY IS NOTAIL MORE SUCCESSFUL, BUT IS ALSO AN OBJECTIVELY BETTER PLAYER THAN RTZ
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reminder that the fact that artour has never won a major or TI makes him 100% /ourguy/
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SECRET
WILL
NEVER
LOOSE
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>Timber
>Balanced
>Doom
Pick one
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>Seconds into streaming and he's already made hundreds from people subscribing
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ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY ARTEEZY
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>>176063624
umm it's 'looose' not 'loose'
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What is the appeal of the sharteezy stream?
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MONEY
OVER
BITCHES
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Peter is a genius
Sharteezy is a goldmine
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Do people unironically like arteezy? I don't get it.
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>>176063745
MONEY
OVER
BITCHES
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Surely there's still an argument that Artour is a good player. A hugely unlucky, team-flopping one, yes. But just talking about his in-game skills you can't deny his one of the greatest.
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>use
Is artour in toronto?
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>>176063934
arteezy is for 2015-2017 kids what sing was for us, 2012-2014 kids
just let them have their fun
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Is there any way to disable cosmetics entirely?
It's getting really hard to tell heroes apart, let alone the performance issues those fucking arcanas cause
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https://twitter.com/SumaaaaiL?lang=en
??????????????? WHAT THE FUCK DID SHARTOUR AND CR1T DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>176059932
Right. Get the terrain, it boosts fps.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/69eai2/quick_performance_comparison_on_the_new_dark_reef/
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Should I get into DotA 2? I've actively avoided DotA-likes, everyone that plays this game says they hate it, but it looks cool and I have a hankering to dig into a "new" Valve game. The game looks cool but is it boring shit?
I was in the closed beta forever ago but I remember almost nothing and I'd assume everything has been updated a bajillion times.
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>>176064114
>Sumail listens to KSI
Jesus.
I mean I knew that faggot had shitty tastes but this is something else.
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>>176064125
No you shouldn't. Take up competitive shooting instead.
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>>176064125
It's ok I guess
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>>176063745
this girl would be cuter if she didnt have a huge lips and didnt look like burnt toast
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>GDQ just started
>But so did Arteezy
God fucking dammit I wanted to watch both.
Why'd this fucker decide to start streaming now?
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>>176064125
Just watch pros play it instead. That's where you'l inevitably end up anyway.
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>>176064125
Play a couple games and see for yourself if it is boring. Just bear in mind that different heroes and compositions can result in wildly different results, so if you think it's boring to farm for 50 minutes on a hero to win, try a different hero instead.
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>>176064314
Speedrunning is shit m8
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KEL SNIPPETY?
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>>176064125
leon, stay away from mobas, we've been through this before
they are cancer
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>>176063912
based Peter
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>>176059895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuUoSuO_hfg
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>>176064314
well you have to choose, are you autistic or a stupid underage faggot? shouldn't be that hard
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>>176064314
>>176063641
stop posting that shitty animegirl
get a good looking one atleast
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Goodnight /d2g/
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>>176064276
I bet you think gooks look good faggot
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MASON RIKI
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>>176065050
how old is he?
>legendary
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>>176064314
GDQs have been shit since 2013. Stop supporting uyama's paycheck
rtz is also shit.
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>>176064314
>>GDQ just started
but it literally didn't
unless I'm missing something
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>that one random player you always get matched against
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>>176065383
minor event hosted on the gamesdonequick channel, sgdq doesn't start for another couple months.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS8Yx3eDcoI
do you remember /d2gułag/?
i remember
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someone donate and call him shartour already
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tfw uninstalled yesterday and deleted my usual dota related bookmarks to cut off ties but arteezy starts streaming today
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>>176065663
IT WAS GREY NOW IT'S GREEN HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO COPE WITH SUCH MASSIVE AMOUNT OF CHANGE?
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>>176065734
>giving money to camgirls like shartour
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>>176065515
>Get absolutely stomped by a player on the other team
>Requeue, get that very player on my team
>"lol are you that guy i rekt from last game"
How do you respond?
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what is the point of battlecup chat if everyone is going to take the exact same as a pub? a test game to see how everyone meshes isn't going to be perfect first game. i don't understand the mindset when you're trying to fit into a >team
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>>176065824
>not muting everyone in every game from the start
?
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>>176065663
>That tribute with all the Skeletons
Fuck you I cried
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>>176065824
"ahahah faggot I was only pretending to be retarded"
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>tfw i still remember golden age when i wasn't degenerate and could play for hours while maintaining some decent social level
>now quitting after one game due to depression and social anxiety
im ending it lads
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>>176065824
mute, then follow him around using the M command, constantly pinging >Well Played!
contest his last hits, after feeding 10 couriers and your life 10 times, you can abandon or stay to try and annoy the guy more
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so what happened with llamadownunder?
for some reason twitch has been suggesting her stream to me (witcher 3) for a few days in a row.
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>>176066169
Victimised herself completely out of the scene.
She doesn't want anything more to do with Dota and its "toxicity", and the scene doesn't want anything more to do with her. Even Reddit doesn't like her anymore.
Thank god honestly. Hearing her say "ICE BLOHST" made me want to kill myself.
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>>176066292
Thank God, one down one to go.
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>>176065050
>>176065295
He looks so old
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>>176064584
No bully!
>>176066169
>>176066292
SOMEONE POST THE PIC
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
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>>176066292
>Victimised herself completely out of the scene.
>She doesn't want anything more to do with Dota and its "toxicity"
someone give me a quick rundown ? when did she announce this
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are trivia points good for something?
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>>176066667
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>>176066825
You get a battlepass achievement if you get enough points. That's it.
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Rofl. I just had a storm jump me in a fight near endgame, sheep me, and immediately commit suicide with bloodstone. I guess he accidetnally double clicked it? It was fuckgin hilarious though. We won the game after that fight.
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so how exactly is monkey king balanced?
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>Battlecup in a few hours
>I still don't have a team
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>>176066984
how else could he sit on the trees? he certainly has an excellent sense of balance, my autistic headcanon is that being a monkey increases your ability to balance.
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>>176066954
he was taunting you
probably br
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tfw tb is free mmr
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>>176066984
He's not
It's in his lore that he's not
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>>176065050
>>176065295
if ogre magi had one head
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>>176067167
enjoy it while it lasts, illusion hero nerfs incoming.
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>>176067019
I asked you last thread are you eu and you said nothing
NOTHINGGGGG
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Are you guys not voting for a pugna arcana or something? Why is she not winning?
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>>176067178
fair enough.
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>rtz blown the fuck out of obese ogre mason
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>>176066984
how the fuck do you get good on mk
>>176067242
nah it will be rad nerf and hero specific not this lazy all illu nerf
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>>176067291
she got paired with a sex demon and all the permavirgin kids are voting for the lewd cocksucker
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>>176067291
All 48 on her
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>>176067245
Not that anon but i would say hes thinking of annedroid i suppose
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>>176067426
>>176067382
>>176067291
It's just not fair.
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Why isn't Zeus mid a thing anymore?
Is it because his ult is bad sunstrike?
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>>176067291
literally lose the game, the hero
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>>176067536
oh dear
haven't seen this one before
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>>176067423
Oh i just saw the profile in the other thread, i knew it it was you lewdless xdd
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when is pugna's fan appreciation day for her d2g fans?
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>>176064454
i really want that
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>>176067572
Magical damage doesn't hit buildings, and his lack of mobility makes him an easy target, not to mention ta is meta and has a great matchup against him.
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>>176066112
you guys are really shit at trolling
yall niggas have never fucking tried chen trolling and never letting the person leave the base
or kotl recalling and force staffing into enemy team
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>>176067764
how did ta even become meta
she didnt even get significant buffs
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>>176067874
You know the disable help option exists to nullify shit like this, right?
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>>176067874
doesn't disable help make this impossible? I guess you can still troll retards that don't know where those buttons are.
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>>176067874
are you new?
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>>176067942
>>176067957
>people knowing that exists in my mmr
haha funny
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>>176067874
>wah wah i cant into disable help
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>>176067536
>Boogie never finished it
It's not fair
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What do I need to do to get points as easily/quickly as possible so I can get the new terrain that doesnt involve just buying stuff
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>>176067919
TA wasn't buffed
but anna was
indirect buff
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>>176068069
But it's finished
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>tfw all of my friends stopped playing dota
wat should i do
im lonely
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>>176067536
hnng
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>>176068174
I guess
But he does amazing color work
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>a portion of the money spent on compendiums could be spent on lewd commissions
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rofl
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>>176068183
make new friends, preferably ones that play dota.
Alternatively you can be a faggot like me and bring it up whenever anyone mentions they need a game to play, impotently until the summer season when the battle pass awakens their inner goy.
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>>176067919
it's another "everyone else became shittier" episode
also roshan hp and armor changes made him more susceptible to minus armor and there are lot more chokepoints around the map so traps became much better at controlling the map
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>>176068183
How is it like to have friends in dota?
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>>176068183
leave
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>>176068430
yes please
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>>176059580
the last 5 years of my life have been miserable
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>>176068954
is there some full version of this pic somewhere
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>>176069075
>posting cropped images in /d2g/
who would ever do such a thing lol
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>>176069075
it's in the /aco/ thread
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>>176059580
Why doesn't valve bring it back? It was so popular back then
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AngryTestie is playing right now boys!
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>>176069340
who?
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>>176068461
How do you make friends that play Dota?
You can't really make them in solo queue since everybody there just wants to play solo queue and won't actually play with you. And the majority of posters ITT are around 2k and 3k - not even worth befriending to play Dota with.
Dota is a very antisocial game.
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>>176069404
Probably the best HoN pubstomper, a really good player.
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whos your free mmr hero atm d2g?
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>>176069547
thanks, I'll check him out sometime when Arteezy isn't streaming
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>>176069691
invoker
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>>176069691
axe
phoenix
RRRRUBIQUE
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>>176069547
>So can you define your current goal atm?
(...) So my current goal is to meme around in Dota and have fun.
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https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//d2g/
When are we playing again?
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>>176069691
Gained 500 mmr by spamming offlane aba. pa and ls are pretty good too.
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>>176069861
post dotabuff?
>>176070039
what are your counters
do you always first pick
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>>176070016
>Lost pretty much every match but tied with /LoLg/
Poetry
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>>176069691
got to 5k spamming tree, 70% winrate
>the face of the enemy as I fist them with my giant splintery 90 base damage
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>>176070107
Yea I normally first pick but sometimes they try to counter with axe, lc, or lina. When that happens, you have to activate your ult earlier or you'll die; don't wait for your ult to go off by itself. The reason I play him is because normally our offlaner feeds the enemy carry and we lose the game , so if you play that role without feeding and getting denies, you win most of the time. Build vlads first then radiance or bm+blink. Radiance is GOAT tho, I find myself winning games solely because of that item.
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>This Ursa stomp on RTZ's strim right now
Wasn't deathball supposed to be dead? What the fuck is this game?
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best kino sword for jugg?
not the mainstream ones preferably
something like this but better
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>>176070451
THE NUMBER 1 THREAT TO AMERICA
BEARS
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i'm that guy who single-handedly causes my team to lose every single game and playing bots does not improve me at all
what do i do?
i want to change...i want to be the good guy now!
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>>176070652
get back to your game arteezy
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>>176070652
Bulba tho
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>>176070652
channel your inner anime powers EE
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>>176070652
Stop being so dogshit kid.
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>>176070652
go back to streaming Sing
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What's with bkop's observing? Missing teamfights aside, his camera is jerky and I'm getting motion-sickness. It's also too slow when he needs to fly over the map.
Is he using the keyboard to scroll?
Give me llama instead fuck me
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>arteezy can't even win pubs anymore
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>>176071007
>Good caster but bad camera
vs
>Bad caster with drama and sub-par camera
Hmmmm
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>>176070652
Practice, keep an open mind, realise that sometimes you are wrong and need to change your view on certain things.
Honestly, practice is the best way of learning anything in life.
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>>176071007
b t s
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serious answers only
post ending in 9 decides my go to hero for 5k
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>>176071282
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>>176071282
lancer
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>>176071282
Pugna
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>tfw you finally got a rampage for you activity feed
>>176071282
techies
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>>176071282
necrophos
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>>176071282
meepo
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>>176071282
MEATBALL MAN
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>>176071282
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>>176071282
arc warden
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>>176071282
Chen
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>>176071282
monke kang
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>>176071428
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKING POTTERY
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>>176071282
Techies or Pugna
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>>176071282
MID lycan
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>>176071282
OD
Midas first, like OurTeezy used to do.
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>>176071282
DOOM
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>>176071282
chin
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>>176070761
who is that
>>176070780
what
>>176070827
i've tried, i've screamed IRL before engaging an enemy and it doesn't help
>>176070871
i'd like to
>>176070943
WHO I STHAT
>>176071096
i am trying to keep an open mind but you have to understand 90% of the feedback i get is ragers and i learn nothing
i know i'm wrong and bad at the game i don't lie to myself
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>>176071282
>still no 9
lol
bs arc invo jugg aba omni tb
pitlord too
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>>176071282
spirit breaker
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>>176071282
Dark Seer
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>>176071675
how new to the game are you?
which heroes do you play?
where does it start going wrong?
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>>176071282
mid kotl
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>>176071282
TA the hero of FREE mmr
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>>176071760
hi justus
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Is shadow shaman any good nowadays? I am just trying to figure out which support suits me most. I like supports with heavy lock down but so many of the heroes that are like that have glaring flaws. Like relaly bad flaws.
Which supports are "in" right now?
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>>176071282
mid doom midas into shadowblade or radiance every game
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>>176071282
DUSG
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>gulag in charge of getting a 9
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>>176071282
Carry Earthshaker
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>>176071282
Water Spirit
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>>176071282
Offlane treant
rush radiance every game, midas is also allowed
then aghs or dagons
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>>176072049
meme
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>>176072049
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>>176071282
gyrocopter :^)
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>>176071282
AP soraka
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>>176071675
watch your own replay
watch a high mmr game
compare and try to emulate what a better player would do in that situation. Don't try to flashy plays or some kind of 1v9 just use common sense do your job as basic as possible. if you're going to die no matter what make them work for it. bots are only good for getting a feel for a new hero
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>>176072049
Oh shit
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this thread is full of meme
lol
meme and poetry
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com-....complexity?
?
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>>176067536
People shouldn't sexualise ilexa
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>Arteezy is getting crybaby'd
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when the game was better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUsScFlJ-A
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>>176071282
mid techies
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>>176072505
why not?
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>>176071282
invoker
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>ourteezy is live and streaming
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>>176072729
Because she's a cute little girl that I want to protect.
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>>176072729
a fucking leaf
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>>176071282
pakk
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>>176072729
I want her to be a playable hero
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>guy instapicks mid cuz he was slow to mark the map
>gets countered
>dies 3 times in less than 5 minutes
>"i go jungle until we lose"
>check his profile
>vac bans
>private profile
>multiple game bans
like clockwork
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>>176072912
Shame Valve would never acknowledge the stuff in their comics.
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>>176072049
bruh
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TB is so ridiculously strong right now
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>>176073242
I thought he had cancer?
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SG winning against COL
WTF?
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>>176073242
tb didnt even get buffed significantly
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This fucking cringey tower upgrades on how many levels of battle pass you bought.
Holy fuck this is awful.
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>>176073242
>>176073302
He always has been, but people are just fucking retarded and keep saying he's bad so nobody plays him. Used to spam him and get mmr out of my ass.
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>>176073205
Monkey King contradicts that
To be fair though he's the only one that talks about the comics
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prime matchmaking doesnt work, the quality of my matches dropped severely.
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>>176073337
Game seems pretty even desu
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>>176073373
I think it's a good idea but good god those designs
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Since the Battle Pass ranked is behind a paywall, is it full of friendly players who try their best to win and don't give up? Thinking of buying it just for that.
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>>176073337
Where the fuck were you during the Major?
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>>176073425
Is it just me or are the queue times longer than ever? I used to get games in less than 5 min but now they take at least 10 min to even find one.
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>>176073597
Sounds like you're in the Shadow Realm
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>>176073419
Le monkey king is just chink pandering.
The fact there's no goldmine courier is testament to Valve not acknowledging the comics.
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>>176073563
Not really, just really fast queue times. People are less toxic tho and less pervians so there'es that.
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Do you guys think this game will be dead soon? I feel like it's slowly dying. Interest in the game has dropped and all the changes they make don't really do anything. I'm getting bored myself
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>>176073682
Do you mean Goodkind?
I would buy 5
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>>176073821
Goodkind, yes, sorry. Serves me right for phoneposting.
I do wonder why they've never done it though, it would be free money.
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>>176073815
Yes, it's on borrowed time
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>>176073815
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>>176064775
no im just not into monkeys
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>>176073982
fuck off eosin
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>>176073815
>Dota 2
>Dying
Pick one and only one
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>>176074042
>Prize pool
>any indication on how alive the game is
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post yfw col are gonna lose to the HUEs
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I don't think I can remember the last time a team won with Spectre.
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>>176068610
Its like playing with any other random except you can't get mad when they throw the game
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>>176074118
whoah m8 who are these weiner cleaners
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>>176073682
>>176073419
it feels weird that he has voice lines for all heroes, and 2 for ally/enemy each to boot.
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>>176073901
>>176073821
boy or girl?
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>>176074171
Nah, they won this game.
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>>176074118
ok
how about this one?
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>>176074235
He was a blank canvas
I think they just did what they wanted with him
>>176074276
Boy (Girl)
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>>176074387
Half of those players are bots playing VS AI matches and bots raising MMR or bots advertising their mmr selling services.
In my "home" channel with only like 10players there is always 2 bots spamming messages.
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>>176074118
gotta be careful with this daed gaem memery, starcraft fucked with it too much and it caused the game to actually die.
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>this player is 5k mmr AND a captain in pro games
whats your excuse dotards?
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whoah when did this networth meter show up?
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>>176074508
this damage control
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>>176074508
>Half of those players are bots playing VS AI matches and bots raising MMR or bots advertising their mmr selling services.
please read
http://blog.dota2.com/2017/04/matchmaking-update/
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>>176074508
how does it feel to be a schizo
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>>176074602
that looks like an average CM game for me desu
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so when will these sound chat wheels get disabled?
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>>176074805
hopefully never
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>>176074805
when the battlepass expires, just in time for the next ones to release.
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>>176074805
t. poorfag
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>>176074805
>so when will these sound chat wheels be made
global
ftfy
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>>176074508
>r-reeeeee!!
>game supposed to be dead REEE
>HUHUHU i want dota to be dead please T_T
>please d2g just believe its DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>pick TB
>win
yeah dota is a deep and complex game rofl
>>
>pick Spectre
>lose
Do you guys think Spectre will be a good hero someday?
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>yesterday
>carry 90% of games
>lose all of them
>today
>play like shit
>win all games
what did he mean by this
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so this is the power of hue dota
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why is tb considered the counter to spec?
isnt it naix?
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>>176075074
sometimes your fate is simply not in your own hands, or you just didn't notice how shit you were yesterday and had a great moment of clarity today.
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>>176071810
sauce?
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Is daily hero challenge fixed yet?
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do you think valve will ever go back to making good items instead of slapping particle effects on their cartoony meme garbage?
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>>176074629
>>176074689
>>176074736
>>176074987
So fucking Reddit, it's not even surprising
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>>176075308
Did valve even make the non particle orgies? I thought most of them were workshop artists, most of which got shafted so hard they stopped caring enough to make anything more.
>>
384
hola redo
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>>176075384
Go back to /r9k/ please.
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>>176075297
Why would they fix it when they already have your money, you stupid gerberface?
This is why prepaying for something is one of the dumbest things you can do
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>>176075384
>le reddit
excellent argument
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>>176075513
is it not fixed? mine worked today but didn't work yesterday.
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>>176074805
probably never
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>>176075297
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>>176074805
We're HoN now anon, it will only get more and more obnoxious.
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>>176074276
Does it matter?
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>>176075252
please fap responsibly
>>>/aco/1376249
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>>176075550
>>176075489
>they don't even deny it
You need to go back
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my boy artour playing terrorblade, just one word for what we're about to see
throws
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>>176076565
>even Lesnar poster bullies arteezy
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>>176076565
based lesnarposter
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Naix is shit compared to andymage
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>>176076987
why?
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cant take these support fucking bloodcykas
everytime i go in and cm ult i get silenced in that stupid circle the thing is fucking huge
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>>176077272
JUST TP OUT
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>>176077272
>what is beykahbey
>using your ulti before you see blood rite come out
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Fucking RIP my system of not putting money on my steam wallet to get the compendium, treasures are tradable untilnext year. Now i need to give valve money lol
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>>176071697
>Not "your self"
damn shame
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>be me
>queue international ranked
>no-one wants to pick first
>fine, I'll do it, take Tree buy all supp items and select safelane
>team proceeds to pick 4 non-core heroes with nothing even resembling a hard carry
>the 5th pick is a fucking Lion who tells me he's safelane
>ok.png
>camp mid for courier, snipe it, delivering bottle, allowing my Puck to win an ez lane
>kill their jungle axe next, buy more wards with first blood gold
>gank and kill their safelane twice
>meanwhile everyone is screaming at me to heal them with living armor
>cunts don't understand the heal is weak and it's best to keep it off cd to turn ganks
>repeatedly turn around fights with Living Armor anyway after finally telling them to fuck off
>buy literally every single ward and sentry that game
>game winning ult, we win sub 20 mins
>have LP next game
>they reported me
I legitimately hate this game.
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>>176078114
jesus
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>>176078114
if you got LP from reports you have more systemic issues in behavior
LP is retarded regardless tho
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>col with the "1 stun against slark" draft
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>>176078114
>Blogposting when Ourteezy is streaming
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>>176078114
>be me
who else would you be
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>>176073597
international queue stole away quite a few people
plus lots are playing unranked now for quests
the result is longer queues everywhere
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>>176078114
>I dindu nuffin
>I was tryin to turn my teamfights around
>need moe gold fo dem wards
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>>176077138
not anon, but naix has a save that requires coordination in ult
arteeman has op bling
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>>176078252
I honestly feel embarrassed for them at this point. Will Swindlez ever learn? Get booted? something?
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>>176078114
How do you even get LP without abandoning nowadays? I'm critical of everyone as fuck and I'm still not in LP, though the quality of my games has dropped immensely.
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>>176078249
I abandoned a game earlier. I was surprised to get LP because I figured it wouldn't count torwards it if you do it before FB and no-one else loses mmr, but I guess all abandons are the same in Gaben's eyes.
Lesson learned I guess.
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>>176064454
Grand Ambassador of the Crustacean Nation
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>>176075143
sunder is considered good vs melee
the counter is facerush, cripple the hero in the early game as much as you can
>>
how do i git gud, after 1000 hours im still the same mmr i started with, its seriously fucking mindboggling how i gained zero experience or progression. i play like 3 games a day usually
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>>176078252
>losing to the literal whos who Secret lost to
SG esports are truly the kek that keeps on giving
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>>176079164
>>176078114
>both anime posters
coincidence?
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>>176064454
This would be amazing if the ridges between the scales were green/blue also, as is it's too brown looking imo
>>
Help me bros
I haven't been able to find my sides since Secret got knocked out by BRs.
What can I do if I can't find them ever again?
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How did Abbadon and Morph become friends /d2g/?
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>>176079216
you've probably gotten somewhat better, just not good enough to consistently roll through 9 shitstains in ranked gaming
just keep at it, pay attention to whether/by how much your average gpm and xpm are growing and if avg kda is going up
try to play impactfully and not feed and you'll gain mmr eventually
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>>176078964
I feel bad for Moo, he's actually really good.
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>>176075240
but i was playing spinning red man yesterday, i couldnt be shit
and i played like dogshit on zeus today
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>>176079447
>The Font of Avernus
>Fountain
>skill called Mist Coil
>Aphotic refers to the darkness in water where no light reaches
Abaddon water spirit confirmed
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>>176079505
by far the best player on col but I would need to see him on a better performing team before deciding how "really good" he is
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why dont any of my compendium sounds work ingame? they just dont come up when i use on the wheel.
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>tfw no ti will ever match the fun of ti3
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>ti3
>fun
>>
>in ranked
>pick lina into invoker
>get a cheeky first blood
>zone him out hardcore
>pudge comes to babysit him
>only die to him once in laning phase
>get a few more solo kills on invoker
>carry my game
>everybody on the enemy team talks in spanish, calling invoker shit and to report him
>feel bad because i didn't want toinvokethat kind of response towards him
is the +25 even worth it?
>>
Dota pub drafts in 2k17
When you pick core
>4 more cores
When you pick support
>4 more supports
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>>176079447
both are autistic. People who play them are also autistic
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>>176080004
this so many times
fuck
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>>176080004
>>176080090
You pick something between the middle then.
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>>176079821
>we don't live in the universe where Na'Vi won TI3
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>>176080204
navi losing to alliance was like the undertaker losing to brock lesnar
it wasn't supposed to happen
>>
>>176080004
What happens if you pick Necro?
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>>176080310
You get pudge, lina, tree, cm
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How do you start Trivia game manually, without queuing up?
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>>176080204
>we live in the timeline where I actually just chose to watch EE instead of Rtz
dark times
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>>176080204
>ti3 was the last ti I was able to attend
>alliance winning ti started my drinking problem because I lost 4k betting on Na'vi
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>>176080420
There is no other way, but you can queue in the one mode that no one even plays so you can farm points.
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>>176080445
>betting on scripted sports
thats like betting on WWE
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>>176080719
don't fucking bully me
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>>176080445
>started my drinking problem
Duude....DUUUUDDE, you better fucking drop that shit. And don't fucking do that alcoholics anonymous bullshit. Just stop drinking alcohol. That shit is like gambling addiction, it destroys people inside and their families as well.
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>>176080445
alcohol is great because it's cheap
once you get hooked up on drugs or gambling you're fucked for good
>>
>>176080770
actually don't listen to this faggot, if you drink too much stopping cold turkey can kill you
if you're considering detox, find an inpatient center and stay with them for a while. it may be a little expensive and get in the way of your job, etc, but i've been there before and they'll kick your ass and make you quit
>>
hey guys remember when secret was supposed to be the new navi, a tier 1 megastack of the biggest pros who stick with the same roster for years and win TI's and majors
lol
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>>176080943
This isn't funny. I currently have no sides now
>>176079446
>>
How come not a single team sticks with its members, but just switch them around with other teams like 2-4 times a year.
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>>176080935
>actually don't listen to this faggot, if you drink too much stopping cold turkey can kill you
>drinking problem automatically means you die if you stop drinking
You fucking retard. Obviously if he's at that point, he should seek professional help. Fuck off.
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>>176080770
>"lmao just quit being addicted nigger!!"
You know it's not that easy
inb4 >something something willpower strength whatever
most people only ever break free after something terrible happened and by then it's usually too late. it's sad but those that do not truly feel the need to break the habit, will not do so no matter what
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help me /d2g/
1 -
2 - feero
3 -
4 - zfreek
5-
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>>176081163
>You know it's not that easy
Some people can do it easily, some people can't. He might be one of those who can.
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>>176081120
drinking problem, alcoholic, same thing. do you know how much you actually have to drink to get delirium tremens?
and no, shitfuck, as somebody who has been in rehab, it's not obvious when somebody should seek professional help.
>you're retarded for trying to help someone
neck yourself
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>>176069340
That guy's still alive? I though he died with HoN
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>>176072912
Dota 2 has an awful creative team
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name that dotamon
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>>176081895
umm.. anon?
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>>176081372
>it's not obvious when somebody should seek professional help.
maybe if you're fucking oblivious
>you're retarded for trying to help someone
If you're gonna put words in my mouth go fuck yourself you idiotshit
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>pick silencer
>against a solo offline weaver
>kill him a 6 time before the 8 min mark
>he keeps dying around me in team fights
>he only have mana for one Shukuchi
> he start buying int item instead of his usual items
>has no damage the whole game
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>>176081895
le feil
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Eosin is playing with the NP squad minus Envy on his stream. If you want to watch five terrible players scream at eachother, /eosintrash
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>>176081989
>maybe if you're fucking oblivious
that's the fucking point you retard
have you ever dealt with an addiction problem?
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>>176081895
Fuck me
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>just want to play trivia
>queue ability draft in japan
>1 min in queue pops
wtf man
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>hes not 10k yet in 2k17
wow your life must be miserable huh
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>>176082225
>ability draft japan
my nigger, captain's draft south africa
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>>176082154
he literally said he has a drinking problem you fucking oblivious retard.
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>>176082383
there's a difference between saying you have a drinking problem and knowing you need professional help
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>>176082149
dumb frog
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>>176082295
i played with that guy a couple days ago. cheesed with meepo
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where is my black african american in my doto games? i really like their accent
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>>176077138
BASHES
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PSG here
should i stream
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>>176082462
>there's a difference between saying you have a drinking problem and knowing you need professional help
You were the one recommending he seek professional help and now you admit it depends. Good luck with that stupidity problem, that can't be fixed. Seeya
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Anyone knows where you can check all of the major/TI prediction results? Tried finding the ones for Kiev and found diddly squat.
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Tell me about Lelouch, guys.
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>>176082880
ourest of guys
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>>176082880
euro 3k shitter
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>>176082742
1.9k
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>>176082880
he's a Britannian prince
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>>176080204
maybe they should have played better then
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>>176082773
holy shit you're retarded
you try to act like you know what youre talking about then you run circle around your own argument
neck yourself, like i said
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What the fuck are you supposed to do in offlane when the enemy team is using a tri lane and you have 2 ranged supports harrassing you when you try to enter lane?
What the fuck are my options? I usually play underlord offlane. Is he not good in most situations? I hear he is okay but incredibly situational. I just hate it when the lane is pushed out and I can't get next to the wave for exp. What am I supposed to do? Jungling takes too long. At least until you get some levels.
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>a brazillian beyondthesummit stream has more viewers than EE
when did he become so JUSTed
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>>176083606
I'm watching cosplay girls here in this tournament
https://www.openrec.tv/live/KuGv5RT5zPU
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>>176083714
wow the female hosts (yes, pluural) actually look cute unlike Sheever
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>>176083510
kill the jungle creeps right near your lane?
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>>176083150
low mmr is fun
>spec a 5k friends game
>team is literally venge, magnus, juggernaut, dark seer, axe
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>>176083510
Well first of all, you've won your lane for the safelane and potentially midlane if you dragged both enemy supps to your lane. Second, you buy an iron talon and then you stack your offlane camps and farm them. Collect the rune. Coordinate a gank with your supps somewhere. Make something happen so that when you return to the offlane, there won't be two tryhards zoning you out.
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>>176082973
>>176083124
>>176083194
Got any particular stories or screencaps from the guy? All I know is that he was an avatarfag who would derail threads.
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is Chi Long Qua legit rip?
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>>176083826
literally anything is cute when compared with Sheever
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>>176083714
omg that sword maid
>tfw no swordmaid hero in Dota 2
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>>176069691
treant/omni
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Popped a Xanax drinking a Duvel watching Artour stream.
What's /d2g/'s Saturday evening like?
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Anyone else climb by picking "supports" that can secretly take over the game? I pick Naga, win our safe lane for the "carry," then still manage a 22 minute radiance despite having bought wards.
By minute 30, everyone knows who's in charge. Warning: does not work above 4K mmr
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>>176084263
Anon, don't go to sleep in the next two hours or you'll die
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>>176082334
Are you me? I queued that exact shit when I was doing this earlier.
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>>176083510
>I usually play underlord offlane. Is he not good in most situations?
I won't lie anon, the second I see someone on my team pick Underlord I get titled and start to give up. The hero is absolute dogshit.
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basically the only way to have fun with dota 2 is to subtly sabotage your team and get them mad
>misuse spells to get a teammate killed and then ping them furiously for dying
>tell team to group up and them go off on your own
>say 'try not to feed' after someone dies in an unavoidable way
>go afk for interminable amounts of time without saying anything
>blame teammates no matter what happens
>if you win, make sure to make a condescending comment about how you carried the team
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since thread is dead
post your jugg sets/fav hero
ill start
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>>176069691
derorbleyde :DDDD
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>>176084381
>played him twice in two days
can confirm the hero is just basically a joke...the only thing hes good for is if yo usomehow push an entire lane unimpeded and arrive at the tower with like 400 damage
his W is a fucking joke, roots you for like .02 seconds and not big enough aoe to really catch multiple people often
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>>176084381
Amazing in low mmr games when there's 3+ dps cores. Get early greaves and queue a platemail and push all that shit down making them lose map control.
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>EE stream
>he built a Bloodstone on Medusa
he's gone full retard
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>>176084532
That's literally the most efficient hero for Bloodstone you memer
I bet you build Manta, POST THE SKELETON GIF
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>>176084532
Completely viable.
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>>176084446
forgot
>buy wards and never place them
>take last hits from your carry
>liberal use of 'Well Played!' after ally deaths
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>>176084512
and also, people don't itemize to counteract the 40% dmg redux. They think the solution is buying desolator or AC, but the real answer is stacking mjollnir and mkb. Hero is amazing.
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>>176084263
Tequila and the Mets game
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just got back from my slavery any meems i missed while i was gone?
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redpill me on visage
is he based?
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>>176084263
>mixing downers
rip anon
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>>176084532
he likes building meme items
it's his thing
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>>176084783
He's been sleeper for seven years
Even when people say he's OP, it falls on dead ears
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>>176084783
no he is aids mixed with bad micro (as opposed to good micro like chen)
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>>176084735
rtz strim
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>>176084636
maybe in 1k mmr but in real games he ends up having no impact and just bursted in team fights
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>>176085014
>he thinks mmr means shit
Eternal Envy is 8k mmr and he just built bloodstone on Medusa
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>>176085014
He'd be much better if they tweaked his numbers instead of just fucking him. I agree that 10/20/30/40% was too insane, but 4%at level 1 is so goddamn dumb. He also lost a lot with pit of malice not disabling through bkb and ministunning.
>>176085152
So reddit complained about the report system sending all their favorite pros to LP, but I watched his stream yesterday and he was building solar crest on every single hero. And he threw a shitton of these games because he fucked his timings up, or he sunk 3k gold into something that wouldn't help him scale later. He deserved all the reports he got back then, and I'm sure he deserves to go to LP right now if it weren't for LP not being a thing anymore if you don't abandon games.
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>>176085360
>buying 'bad' (as determined by non-8k, non-pro d2g shitters) items should be punished by LP
Some people are actually this delusional.
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>Rtz picking TB and PL over and over
it's like watching the major againboring I mean
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>>176085532
>buy nonstandard item for hero
>lose match
causal chain says buying a better item might have helped, 8k or 1k mmr
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>>176085712
>it's like watching the major again
it's because RTZ can't let it go
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>>176085712
He got absolutely rekt last game, pretty funny actually
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>BSJ has a 1133 level compendium
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>>176085532
>siding with pro-player because what have you done huh he's a pro player and went to TI lol you're so bad
I bet you'd defend Waga buying moonshard after phase boots as well you stupid faggot
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whens the next esport?
well be close to patch soon after that
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>>176085891
How much money did he spend? What the fuck?
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>>176085979
i dont know, but i saw a guy in my unranked pubs with the same level, and he was like 2k mmr when i checked
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>>176085891
>BananaShitStainSlammaJamma has disposable income and you don't
feels bad man
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>>176085891
got a friend thats above 1000 level already
he gave me the brood set
:3
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>>176086115
doesn't he live with his mom? don't feel too bad
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>>176085891
I saw someone with a compendium with around 3k levels.
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>>176085810
>buy standard item for hero
>win game
wow is it really that easy?
>>176085906
great strawman, comparing a pro solo queuing to one in party queue on a smurf
if envy (and other pros) bought 'bad items' and always lost because of it, you wouldn't expect them to retain their 8k+ mmr (i.e. top 0.001%) right? but he's still there??? still winning games??? weird, it's almost like he might have some insight into the game that you don't
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>>176086115
>>176085979
>>176085891
It's not a surprise. I think BSJ's family is actually rich or something, because I was watching his stream the other week and he casually mentioned he had to end his stream that instant because he was going golfing with his dad. So yea, he has disposable income because he's well-off
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>>176086090
According to some quick math I just did, close to $500. Good goy.
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>>176086298
>strawman
Oh here we go, leleddit buzzword of the year, every year when they get into internet arguments. Using this word doesn't make you look smart fuckface.
I was going to type an actual response but fuck that shit, not even worth my fucking time.
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>>176085810
causation does not equal effect.
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>>176086354
OF COURSE, IT IS NOT A SUPRISE I think BSJ's family is actually rich or something, because I was watching his stream the other week and he casually mentioned he had to end his stream that instant because he was going golfing with his dad. So yea, he has disposable income because he's well-off
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d2g if i fail to respond to a match that has been found how long is the delay until i can queue again? it doesnt say how much i have to wait am i suppose to guess here?
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>>176086612
>how dare you use this common word
>stop trying to look smart
Ummmmm? Cya
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>3k mmr
>we get np
>the np goes force staff into a hurricane pike into a ghost scepter
>lowest lvl on the team the entire game
>lowest gold earned
how does this even happen? are ppl who never played the game instantly go into 3k? how does this fucking happen??
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>>176086948
put sharpie in butthole
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>>176086813
Causation literally means effect. CORRELATION isn't causation.
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>>176086995
great reaction gif my friend, where did you get it?
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>>176087097
Literally yes. I calibrated at 3k back when the limit on calibration was only a few games. 3k is literal shit tier.
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I wish they could replace Sheever with her
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>That new WW taunt
>The blatant furry pandering
Why don't they just make a taunt where Slark slaps his ass too? Jesus christ this game is turning into fucking TF2 with the awful cosmetics.
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>>176086813
fucking retard
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>>176087594
>they never made an "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts" taunt for scout
biggest missed opportunity in the history of gaming
I was thinking about remaking the ISFYCSMN video with the new clinkz taunt
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>tb midas
explain dotards
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>>176087594
Because the Slark taunt you just described will be $40 and part of an arcana. You'll eventually realize furries are 90% STEM individuals with no social lives and as a result have massive amounts of money to spend. They'll fund Dota until the end of time as long as Valve keeps pandering to them. The only thing that surprises me is how you didn't see this as the endgame for Valve.
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So I bought battle pass and i still can't talk on local channels or add friends.. what gives?
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>no red skadi attack efffect
neat anyway
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>>176087868
>le can't end the game b/c shrines meta build late go late
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>TFW no sex commander GF
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>>176087951
wow those gouts look amazing but i can just see my fucking fps suffering
I actually had to reduce the render quality in the game now to 75% in order to keep 60fps at all times now.
back when immortal gardens came out, I could get 100 fps downsampling.
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>>176087951
can only have 1 UAM anon
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>>176085979
400
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>tfw you can't stop playing dota
>tfw it's been 13 hours
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>>176088273
>>176087951
whats THE clinkz build nowadays
it usually goes to the variation of des/solarcrest/dragonlance/diffusal
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>>176088551
equipment: xylobones taunt
everything else irrelevant build dagon with refresher for all i care
wait a minute...did i just invent a meta ass build that works on any hero?
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>>176088273
skadi still works with deso but it doesn't have the ice effect on attacks
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>win all 10 placement matches
>get placed in 1K
WTF is this bullshit
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>>176088890
that is your skill level bro. post dota buff
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>>176088890
>he picked a non-farming non-damage dealing hero in placement matches!
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>>176088815
with dragon lance and talent
clinkz becomes the new sniper with 905 attack range damage and as steroid
why isnt he picked up more?
i suppose getting the str talent, magic res, stats makes him alot tankier.
why isnt he picked up alot?
hes like tb too with steroids
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>>176089096
>why isnt he picked up more?
>>176089096
>why isnt he picked up alot?
has to eat a creep to be good, therefore is not a general purpose heroes
like all heroes with some niche ability, is trash because of this
>h-hey guys! please only fight near your hard camps, okay?
>>
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>>176089248
>has to eat a creep to be good, therefore is not a general purpose heroes
i see
but then you got heroes like sniper that doesnt rely much on assasinate comes late game teamfights
naix relies on his ult too much to have carrier
people picked up the damage talents most of the time. what if you get the tankiness talents and be decent wihtout th ult
something like weaver stats build
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Which lane do you take earthshaker?
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>>176089570
MID
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>EE stream
toppest kek
no-one else could have managed to lose that game
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>>176089436
assassinate doesnt matter when you are literally by far the scariest late game hero in the game in a patch with impossible high ground
oh im sorry i meant 11,000 straight patches with impossible high ground
god forbid you ever go up against a team with elder titan sniper and you don't have good ranged high ground breaking heroes, just abandon if it happens to you
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>the ee stream blogger is back
damn it
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>>176089763
antimage
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>>176090320
gatorade?
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>>176090419
adelaide
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https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3162088370
this game was too upsetting to even blogpost it
fuck techies
fuck the axe player who didnt understand why i was farming instead of running into 10 mines and eating shit
fuck playing slark into am
etc.
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When will be the most likely time that they will drop a new big gameplay patch for this shit?
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>>176091172
i only see one support and i see ursa as safe lane carry
better pick a redundant melee agi carry though :)) teggies :))) better not pick beastmaster :))
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>>176091248
he fifth picked it and jungled it, i first picked because its 3k and why wouldn't i?
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>>176091297
>why wouldn't i first pick an easy to shut down hard carry!! it's 3k I am better than everyone!!
congratulations u have identified the reason 4 ur loss
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>>176091191
Tuesday
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anyone have any inight to why im getting matched with feeder? the last 10 gamess have been stomps for the other team. im talking 0/20 type shit
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>>176091345
when the timer hits 0 its better than losing gold
wasnt shut down either because i laned against a solo ns and killed him
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>>176089082
is that how it works now?
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>>176091172
>4/10 am with 50k networth and a loss
yep, that's an am
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>>176091757
that's how it's worked forever, though it used to be a lot worse when you could just pick zeus and calibrate 4k
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>>176091642
you were shut down late by your team's lack of versatility
if you want to gain mmr never pick any pick but 5th. starting gold does not matter WHATSOEVER in this game below like fucking 6k i could start with 125 gold and win my lane every game at 3k
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>>176091757
that's how it has always worked. my entire mmr shitslide started so long ago when i went 8-2 using crystal maiden almost every game and calibrated at fucking 1.7k
>meanwhile in d2g
"I EARNED my mmr"
"lol 2k shitter"
"seasonal rank? Fuck that i worked to get to this mmr"
- people who calibrated at 4k+ based on the hero they used and then won 50% of their games from then on just like everybody fucking else at every mmr becuase that is how dota works
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>>176091814
i started a new acount. what hero shsould i pick for that? im going to spam it before i cal so i make sure i do good with the hero
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>>176068183
Sorrypablo
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>>176091940
just pick mid or safe lane carry heroes, there's no longer one totally broken hero for calibration
spec is probably good because it does a trillion damage and rices
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>>176091814
>>176091914
i played on my brother pc and go put at 1k. I only lost 3 games. Now i have my own pc im and doing this shit over. what hero you recommend for max damage
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>>176092069
fuck probelem is i my team wont make it till i get radiance. they are sso fucking bad
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chen dagon eblade
crystal maiden
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>>176092196
..how long does it take you to get radiance?
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>>176092320
depends if my ''support' is fighting me for cs
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>>176092451
you should always beat your support if you have a quelling blade
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>>176091914
>>176089082
holy shit i didn't even realize that's how it worked. that's so garbage
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>>176092094
zeus nigga. but it doesn't work like it used to anyway, damage matters less and unranked mmr matters more
my unranked mmr is like 0 from low priority games so i cant even gain mmr from compendium, rofl!!!!!!!!!
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>>176092497
it isn't
7/10 of my calibration matches were support and I got 3993
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>>176092497
https://www.dota2mmrboosting.com/
biney is legit, i wonder if he still has that romanian booster who uses weird/different heroes every game. I learned so much from that guy
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>>176092617
your unranked mmr was already extremely high
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>>176092620
i dont want to pay for this shit though. i just want good games
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>>176092821
play spinning red man for free mmr
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>>176092821
>i just want good games
time to go play another game, or exclusively in a 5 stack.
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>>176092718
it's lower than my ranked and unranked but I play support in those as well
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I heard there were groups for trading wagers for previous battle passes; is this true? Like, queuing up for weird regions and game modes so that you get matched against each other. I might finally buy a pass this year and I want to get maximum value for my tokens.
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>>176092858
>exclusively in a 5 stack
>that one guy who refuses to play anything but carry even though he doesn't play frequently and doesn't bother learning anything new
No.
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>>176092930
search abuse in the user chatrooms
they took away india and dubai server so it's harder to do but not that much harder
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>>176092975
>chance of getting this guy in your 5stack: based on you being betas and allowing it
>chance of getting this guy in your pub team: 300% (you will always get 3 of him)
the other day in dota, I, PSG, had my greatest dota moment in almost 5000 games
I convinced a guy to pick disruptor when he had auto locked slark. powered by pure camaraderie and the good will of my allies, i went super saiyin on a hero i never use, and spent the game commending and motivating my team instead of telling them to get brain cancer and then die in a car accident because their brain cancer made them have a seizure while driving
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>>176092990
Thank you my man. Maybe I can get the terrain without giving Valve more than $10.
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>>176093143
Kill yourself you fucking moron. I'm 4k higher than you and my friend is 2.5k higher than you. Don't draw comparisons between us and your village games.
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>>176083983
Isn't it the same Lelouche who still posts on /a/? He was underage when he started posting and actually has the shittiest tastes i have ever seen.
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>>176093201
do not reply to him you double moron
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>>176093143
>5k games
>1900 mmr
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>>176093248
all I know is that he lost to sheever with a random gold lycan when he was the tier 0 hero
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>>176093201
1v1 me sf mid no runes right now and I had two alcholic drinks
steamcommunity.com/id/swayzesghost
you have been challenged, if you back down you back down in front of this general and can never speak again
ps i don't play SF. You aren't scared, are you?
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>>176093268
Alright. I'm going to bed.
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>when you carry a game alone with 4 retards
Feelsgoooooodman
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numnum
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>play 3 games in ranked
>realize that in those three games, the team that lost had an Abaddon offlane
Does this mean that Abaddon offlane is a game-losing pick? Or is it probably more because pubs play offlane Abaddon greedily with phase boots, midas and all that instead of adapting to the situation?
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Guys i'm going to open my Trust of the Benefactor, wish me luck
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>>176093471
>normal skillfiltered
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>>176093384
>>176093201
I'm waiting for your friend request little man.
Did you know that in real life if you talk shit and get called out, and don't meet the challenge, everyone makes fun of you and the person who called you out is automatically the victor?
This is called "demanding satisfaction"
You don't want to be a fucking joke, do you? At 6k, you can surely beat a 1.9k mid, without any doubt, right? It shouldn't even be close...
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Dota 2
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>>176093806
fuck you
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>>176093742
your tough
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icefrog is a coward faggot nigger
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>>176093742
>no response
that's what I thought.
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>>176093927
he also is determined to personally suck every chink cock on the face of the earth
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https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f8/Jug_arc_rival_28.MP3
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la agua spirit :^)
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>buy a lvl 75 goypendium yesterday at like 1am
>''tomorrow im going to play the shit out of dota and lvl up this bad boy''
>wake up
>dont want to play
>0 games in the entire day
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i got the broodmother cosmetic and it's not showing up in the loadout, anyone know why?
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>>176094535
its a blunde m8, its a spider butt + lil spiders
you have to open it
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>>176094604
o shit i thought it was just the butt
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>>176094431
>buy compendium
>get food poisoning
>mfw
Calm down gabe, I'll give you more money
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>>176093384
You realise he's anonymous?
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what is international ranked like? I haven't played in a year and kinda wanted to try it out but I get the feeling it'll be full of people who think "this is my chance to get my REAL mmr" and then go full dunning kruger and calibrate at the same rank
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wh-where can i see my b-bundles
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>>176094843
armory
the sword and shield in the upper right
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>>176094764
haven't had that but I have had two retards in a party last pick jungle/roamer and not buy courier/wards while trolling over mic
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>>176094894
thank you anon
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>>176075297
Seemed to work for me today, the grahpic was bugged though on the quest tab
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>>176094361
what's the points in talking to a fucking ball of light? Sure Wisp might reply but you won't understand its language
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>>176095164
It can probably mind meld with tether
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>>176095164
whats the point in talking to a fucking dog
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>>176094894
why the fuck is this even a thing rather than a normal armory tab
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POST AND JUDGE
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Do lost games count towards the weekly quest goals?
They seem to have raised the amount needed for them but with losses counting too it balances out?
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>>176094672
makes it all that much easier to hide the pussy, doesn't it?
and now you know why i am not. because i'd rather be beaten up than be a pussy
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>>176096248
youre not impressing anyone dude
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HELLO?
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>>176096454
?
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>>176071282
nyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyx
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>>176096248
>why isn't this 6k player wasting his time playing against this retarded 1.9k shitter
>he must be scared!!!!
>I win!
t. PSG
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>>176096478
Go away slut!
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>>176071282
better get to Bane'ing
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>>176096582
hmmm what's more likely
6k player refused to accept challenge or
guy was never 6k.
gee i wonder
>>176096439
not here to impress you here to embarrass you when you lose mid to a 1.9k
>b-but mmr matters!!
keep thinkin that
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>>176096676
im not the guy claiming hes 6k im not embarrassed for shit im fucking 2k dude youre a fuckin schizo my guy
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>>176096623
dumb """maiden""" poster
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>>176096623
is crystal "maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
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Quickly somebody post the PSG webm
you know the one
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crystal maiden
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>>176096730
i never said i was mentally healthy i just said i will beat you mid drunk on a hero i dont even play
man i love when nibbas argue over no runes 1v1 mid too, like it doesnt fuckin completely take the skill out of the situation to use runes
>b-but muh rune control
not a real game not a facet of 1v1
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>>176096812
>quelling_blade_spectre.webm
I don't have it though it's playing in my mind friend
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>>176096812
post the mason pastebin
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>>176096812
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>thread dies after webm is posted
cursed file?
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>>176097385
that wasn't even the webm i was thinking of
there was one where he was safelane dire literally missing every single creep
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>>176096942
https://pastebin.com/wNwZhsMd
got it
>>176096969
whats going on through all of those pixels
is the meme to this video that he doesnt miss cs or something
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>>176071783
i've played for an hour every few months, i get discouraged easily by it desu
random hero every time, too many heroes to know anything about any specific one really
it starts going wrong when i get ganked
>>176072254
things just seem to work out better for high mmr players
it seems like i die instantly no matter what, feels like i'm playing on instagib settings except i can't nuke someone like they do to me always
idk, is there a character who is a semi tanky bruiser type that is noob friendly? maybe that..oh what's her name...the captain lady who duels people by force? idk if she's any goodl. it like 1v1s someone i think, her ultimate
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>>176097498
the psg webm is a meme i was busy screaming at the rubick the entire time for intentional feeding to mines and then i abandoned the game 1 minute after the webm
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>>176097621
pick vengeful spirit. you need a high utility hero with high stat gain who can auto attack and also stun. she is a great learner hero
just ignore swap most of the time, i cant tell you how many times ive seen a bad VS swap someone 6 inches and then not have mana for stun
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>>176097506
>Patrick Swayze's Ghost: you have to understand i've been playing video games for almost 30 years
wtf why does he still play?
Isn't he like 40 at this point?
I mean it's an acceptable excuse for being dogshit but really u shouldn't even be playing games at that point
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>>176097638
>screams at his monitor during a video game
As if we didn't need more proof that PSG is insane or mentally imbalanced
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>>176089096
>hes like tb too with steroids
except TB is LMAO THREE ULTIMATES
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Who is /our guy/?
Who is /our team/?
Who is /our hero/?
What is /our meme/?
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>>176098437
singsing
whatever team singsing will be on
tusk
i dunno
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>>176098542
accolade?
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>>176098542
marmalade?
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>>176098437
artour
SG esports
pugna
enjoying dota 2
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>>176098542
promenade?
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>>176098437
>mason
>sg
>nyx
>idk
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>literally pay to win with the rank double down trash BUYING extra MMR and paying to """"'recalibrate""" MMR (SEE:reset it when u get placed in the 2k gulag like the shitter that you are)
>pay to win maps
>copying LoL and HoTS mechanics to appeal to a more casua..."wider" audience
>still have to wait 3 months+ between meaningful patches
>cant play without having a phone number
>Every patch is just a bunch of talent tweaks instead of cool stuff
>no real incentive to keep playing/grinding the game if you dont have a battlepass
>less and less viewers each year on both Twitch and during big tournaments
so when does the mass Exodus back to HoN begin?Valve cant keep getting away with it forever. Just look at TF2 and CS:GO
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ITS TIME TO GUESS THAT DOTAMON
empty space is from divine rapier
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Not gonna lie, former Valve supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Dota 2 crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this company get the monopoly on the MOBA genre.
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>>176098874
fuck off you shitter
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>>176098803
>It's a third-worlder with Dunning-Kruger episode
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>>176098874
you don't understand how the game works
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>>176098969
that's not a dotamon
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>>176098874
that's razor
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>>176059510
why is pat playing dota?
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>>176099051
what's your point
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>>176098437
Our guy is clan_iraq. Our hero is alchemist. Our item is helm of the dominator. Our team is
>implying teams aren't part of the motherly coo
CABALITES WHERE WE AT?
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>>176099150
it's an 80+ minute game, hero items are irrelevant because anyone could be that farmed and those items are good on basically every hero
it's probably a hero with a gpm talent, i'm going to say that was undying
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>>176099087
no but close
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>>176099212
>nu-HotD
>our item
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>>176099225
>those are good items, it could be anyone!
what the fuck, do you even understand the point of who's that dotamon?
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i would pay one million dollars to kill a peruvian shitsking dota player
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>>176099343
i think i made it obvious that *you* don't understand the point like the vast majority of people who ever fucking posted the shit here
to play "who's that dotamon" you post a game that ended at 40 minutes with items that *look like what a certain hero would build* but it's not that hero
yes, those items are good on literally anyone because it's fucking 5 slot with endgame items
to play whos that dotamon you post a 33 minute game with a hero having blademail, blink and vanguard and then it's crystal maiden. you miss the fucking point, like everyone else
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>>176099212
>our item
>not blademail
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>>176099495
???
>>176099257
i think you're autistic and retarded and wrong about everything you've ever typed
don't ever talk to me again
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>>176099343
the joke inherent to whos that dotamon is that the items you got aren't typically considered good on the hero in question, but are considered good on other heroes; items like bloodthorn and edge miss the point because, in an 80 minute game, anybody could have those items and they're probably good
dagon chen is an existing meme build, so whats the point of even posting that screencap anyway?
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>>176099257
>I'm shit at micro so I play the Reddit Chen build
That build is literally made as a crutch. You suck at who's that dotamon.
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>>176099605
>hurr durr there's too many dotamons to choose from, it's too hard i'm just gonna be retarded and call u shit
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>>176099495
you are literally explaining it to the same faggot who posts his gay builds all the time. it was already exposed he is a sub 3k shitter, just ignore
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>>176099718
>who posts his gay builds all the time
????
i post on here my dotabuff looking for advice sometimes, glad i pissed you off enough to remember me
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adderall
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>pick AM
>buy linkins instead of aghs
>warlock screams on all chat all game
>goes 0-8
>report AM
Every time. I never learn.
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>>176099559
>???
THOSE ITEMS ALLOW CHEN TO BURST FOR FUCKING 2000 DAMAGE
PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT'S BAD, YOU FUCKING STUPID IDIOT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GAME.
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>>176099702
you got like 4 people telling u ur playing it wrong and i didnt call u anything either
judging by your epic meme username youre here pretty often
maybe stop typing for a little while, go out and get some air
take a walk
meet a girl
etc.
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>>176099824
>enemy picks AM
>you pick TB
>yfw AM builds aghs
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>>176099825
that's not what i was implying
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Would you let this guy be your mid?
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>>176099958
Absolutely
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>>176098585
>>176098635
>>176098697
adelaide
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what are the slark immortal drop rates as determined to be uncovered by chinese law?
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>>176100598
i love how no matter how many times you report this guy he never gets banned for avatarfagging.
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Can someone tell my why RTZ is so hyped? He has not been amazing in EG, not putting him on my fantasy team. That is for sure.
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>>176101024
rtz > sing
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>>176101024
he gets way more stream viewers than singstrim
>captcha
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>rp
What did he mean by this?
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>>176099958
I would argue that cosmetics does not represent skill nor commitment to the game, however, a person who has enough money to buy so much shit probably has a high-end rig which already gives him an edge over the peruvian who's playing invoker for the enemy team with 200+ ping and 10fps.
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>>176102242
its a beta
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>after game
>hey guys wanna trade tips?
>sure man
>recieve tips
>*closes the game*
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>>176100693
what the fuck happens when you get a boner with one of those on
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LIQUID.SYNDEREN
>LIQUID.SYNDEREN
LIQUID.SYNDEREN
>LIQUID.SYNDEREN
LIQUID.SYNDEREN
>LIQUID.SYNDEREN
LIQUID.SYNDEREN
>LIQUID.SYNDEREN
LIQUID.SYNDEREN
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>>176102639
The fuck?
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>tfw people forgot carry void from the good old days
>they build manta and linken sphere on him
>I just go midas, myolnir, butterfly, assault cuirass and I can 1v5 them
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>>176102845
Linken Manta is fun because you know that if you misplay there is no going back
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>tfw you lose a 80 minute game cause your weaver gets caught out jungling a small camp with no buy back cause he bought a nerco 3
Haha
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>>176102845
>not going the full retard mask of madness battlefury daedalus build
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>>176071282
Rubick
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Why is this piece of shit allowed to exist?
Sven, Faceless Void, CK, PA, etc. are all bad version of him now
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>invoker uses literally 2 (TWO) spells to disable most of the team, purge them, damage them and completely drain them of mana
cool
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>>176104419
>the history of invoker is 1v5ing teams with fewer and fewer spell comboes
>right now its literally 1.5 spells, mostly relentless tornado spam
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>Playing jugg
>Get first blood and 2 other kills on AM early game
>Bristleback and Drow feed
>Storm spirit dominates mid
>Silencer afk jungles and rushes dagon 5
>Silencer is literally a 14 year old minecraft youtuber (http://steamcommunity.com/id/LegitGamer07/)
>Keep dominating, tell the team over and over that we need to shut down AM
>Just keep feeding storm
>Bristleback gets his first item 25 minutes in and it's crimson guard
>Am keeps farming and I nearly kill him 3 times while bristle, warlock, and silencer afk jungle
>silencer never uses his ult even when I tell him to as I'm about to kill AM
>Drow does nothing but jungle and die over and over
>Game ends with me being the only decent player
>"Noob jugg" says drow
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>>176104804
nicefiltered
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>>176097736
i'll give it a go thanks
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>decide to play shadow friend
>do REALLY good
>like, 25/7/20 good, with me purposefully feeding a few kills to try to 1v5 the enemy team
>ogre wants to finish a quest so we hold back on ending
>i tell him im fine with that, i usually dont ever stomp this hard
>"somehow i dont believe that"
feels good to actually get complimented for the first time on my dota playing skills, just a lowly 2.3k shitter having a good time
i'm not even that good of a shadow fiend, but them shadowblade ultis just lined right up for me
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>>176102595
Your dick explodes.
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>>176102595
dick combusts immediately
that's why those things are incredibly dangerous, you can look up stories about that shit happening
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>>176105476
Eh, low tier mmrs are easily impressed. Someone once complimented me on my ability to press q and tab on visage.
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>>176105690
i played manta arc warden, the people in my mmr have never seen him before so you can imagine what they were like when they saw 6 zet's hurling red balls of death
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support terrorblade against a lineup that centers around getting antimage to late game.viable?
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>>176106256
no
no reliable cc
people can counter your sunder by just not attacking you because youre not a threat
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>>176106256
better idea
support lifestealer who infests the ogre frost mage camp and gives everybody frost armor
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>>176106256
better idea
supportvenge
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>>176106256
tried it in unranked once, went treads, drums, solar crest, skill build 2/0/3 by 6
it's not the greatest, but its not terrible
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>>176105690
Visage is fun to play, wish the hero wasn't garbage.
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>>176106256
>pugna life drain but instant
>dark seer wall
>spammable images for vision
>metamorphosis for early game push/harass
VIABLE
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>>176106862
or you could just play shadow demon :^)
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>>176106449
but then jump out to use open wounds on the enemy punching bag as a ghetto healing ward, for your right click carries?
I like it.
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Help me understand Gyrocopter right now. I've been on the phase>aquila>maelstrom>aghs build and it feels bad but then it feels really good. Should I try putting more points into rocket early?
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can somebody gift me a battle pass ?
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Singsing is streaming
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>>176107837
>pubg
nobody fucking cares
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>pugna
>death porphet
>terrorblade
>razor
>lion
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT NOT HAVING A LITERAL SUCCUBUS AS PART OF THE SUCC TEAM WAS A GOOD IDEA?
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What heroes should I use for the 'Have no more than 5 / 3 / 1 deaths' and 'Kill a single enemy 2 / 3 / 4 times' quests?
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>>176108160
Necro for the 2nd quest
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>>176108160
morph or some shit
plenty heroes can ''easily'' never die more than twice in won games provided they get through the laning stage unless counterpicked by insta hexes/silencer and shit, like puck, ember, morph n shit. its not guaranteed but those heroes are your best bet
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>>176108327
Would Weaver work well?
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Hello d2g
Daily reminder that if you bought the goypendium you're literally cancer
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>>176108757
t. faglord
lol
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>>176108856
that was really uncalled for anon ;_;
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>>176108568
potentially
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>>176098803
Dont' forget
>Need a phone number to even talk in the Dota 2 chatrooms now.
It's no surprise it feels deader than before now
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>>176098803
>so when does the mass Exodus back to HoN begin?
Even s2 left that. Its literally Pinoys: BadDota Edition
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>>176108757
no one is literally cancer, that would be a medical impossibility in itself. a human being cannot so much cancer that they themselves would be classified as ''a cancer'' instead of ''infected by cancer''.
silly anon
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>Bulldog spent 400 euros on 900 levels.
>Still didn't get Slark immortal.
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I GOT PLACED IN TIER 8 AND BATTLECUP IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO COMPETE IN MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE 4k OR LOW 5k REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE literally being held hostage by my own skilles here why cant I drop to tier 7 already do I have to waste my tickets on getting dropped out of first round by some 6.5k+ average stack that stomps us?
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STOP playing Dota 2
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>>176108160
storm spirit. you survive laning stage and get your six? good you are now unkillable. go farm bloodstone and win the game.
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>>176109440
how good is tier 3?
first TI for me, and thats my tier.
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>>176110175
You usually get killed 3 times before 6 if you're not up against reatrds.
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>>176110260
tier 1 is the best bratan
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>>176108160
arc
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>>176110584
unironically true
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>>176071282
>still no legit 9
gulag everyone
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>>176108905
t. arma
>>
What could have i done to win the game?
I was SF
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3163260650
Tips would be much appreciated.
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