League of Legends General - /lolg/

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>>175958884
1st for patrician

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FACT: Lulu is the CUTEST!

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Tfw lonely diamond 5 player that's played for 5 years and still doesn't have a Dom.

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xth for custom skins

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>go to euw
>suddenly everyone is retarded

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QUICK

post you're favorite poppy image

>>175959073
Go to a fucking discord and roleplay there, nothing else I can really tell you but to maybe look for a irl dom instead

Is there a way to disable the:

WABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

When you finally have a match found? It breaks my fucking eardrums when im listening to music and waiting for a league game.

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>>175959216

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I did it /lolg/ I got out of plat 5 and fixed my winrate.

>>175959243
mute the client?

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every
single
time

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Keep cuddling!

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Are any of Elementalist Lux's forms tighter and lewder than Dark?

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>>175959232
Too scared to join one

>>175959368
Why dont you play Yasuo and try getting good yourself instead?

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>heimer already shit
>riot wants to make him worse.

>Warning: A teammate has locked in Yasuo while having a substantially bad record over multiple games or insufficient experience to perform well - If you dodge now, you will receive no penalty


Did I fix ranked?

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>>175959368
play with me and ill change your experience of yasuo

>>175959493
????
What?

>>175959513
You're a brainlet, they want to make him better, but they can't do so by just making his stats better, because he's already broken against melee champs, so they have to rework him completely.

>>175959419
Anime posting wont help you fucking either

But what you can do, is being openly submissive as much as you can. A pseudo dom will reply to you sooner or later.

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>>175959368
>>175959579
but are you challenger tier?

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Where should I go to learn Akali? Shes so fun and shitters cant deal with her in my elo

>>175959654
>>175959719
Making fun of yasuos is one thing, but making a meme out of it is just shit. These guys just try to be good with a difficult character and you give them shit for trying. You are just as useless as him imo.

1st for silver lee sins giving free wins

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>tfw ywn fuck real life ahri

>>175959859
>he thinks yasuos are people

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Blacksmith > Noxus > Scarlet Hammer > Battle Regalia > Lolipoppy > Star Guardian > Ragdoll

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>ezreal is now better timestrealer than ekko
Boy even more reasons for timenigger to hate dem pilties

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tfw made the best chicken and potatoes Ive had in years
tfw noone to share my decent cooking skills with

post cute things

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>1400 AP veigar with lichbane auto attacks full build level 18 garen for 85% of his hp
I'm literally shaking right now at the very thought of that garens pain

>>175959243
You know you can change the sound levels in settings, right?

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>>175959950
good taste
dont like SG though the sound effects ruin it for me so to me its lowest tier

>>175959942
Okey you are right. I know of some examples were they really aren't. For instance when they instalock mid, give first blood in minute 4, flame in allchat and their nickname being "turkish blood".

>>175959924
>you'd die just from her laying there doing nothing because she thinks she's too hot to put effort into sex
Thank god.

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post mains

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Hey /lolg/ I found you new otp to shitpost every thread

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>>175960046
Here you go

>>175960227
SG doesn't work on Poppy, someone else should have gotten it.

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>>175959859
>Making fun of yasuos is one thing, but making a meme out of it is just shit. These guys just try to be good with a difficult character and you give them shit for trying. You are just as useless as him imo.

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>>175960046
You said post cute things take this cute 2x4

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>picking shaco jungle
>in 7.9

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>im a rebel
>killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
>stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
>omg shoes
>rawr >:3

>>175959318
Why the fuck are plat Irelia player stats so goddamn similar?

Megu Wormie's is 7.8/5.6/6.4
Yours is 7.3/5.4/6.4
Mine is 7.9/5.6/6.0

Like what?

>>175959859
At what point when trying to master a difficult character does it occur to stop going in alone when you're 0/13

>>175959493
Eating people is more fun than being a SAM-MOO-RAI

>>175959924
hhhhhhhhhehehhehehe

dare I even say, may I, oh but I do.... seven out of / ten

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one day we'll remember what it's like to be happy! just keep looking forward to it, we'll get there. until then, make the best out of the day!

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so what is Yassuo going to do once 10 bans go live

>>175960525
>going in alone when you're 0/13
Maybe they still see outplay potential

>>175960356
The fuck is this shit

Give me the Yasuo redpill. He looks fun to play and I can't deny he's insanely effective. Is he as hard as everyone says? If he's so good, why isn't he picked in pro play?

>>175960619
>going to do

Leave us in peace is what he'll do

>>175960525
I literally stopped trying to learn riven after going 0/something for like 5 matches in a row. I know there's supposed to be a learning curve or I'm trying too hard, but there's no legit reasn to have such a shit score. Even. Hell I was just starting lol years ago and I had better matches.

>>175960480
>ywn see xayah be colonized by darius while rakan is forced to watch

odds Vi top
evens Full AS Udyr
0 I actually try to win lp

>>175960619
yasuo becomes leagues first blind pick only champion, finally

Did they hotfix Sejuani and others already?

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D E L E T E

>>175960632
>I'm trying to get good at this character
>what I've done hasn't worked out as planned the last 13 times I tries
>hmm, let me use all my intent to be skilled to assess this for the purposes of self improvement
>what could I possibly improve on
>how could I learn from this
>oh I know! I'll do it again but this time I'm being serious, I bet itll work now

Repeat ad nauseum.

>>175960742
He's decent. Not good/great. Low skill floor. High skill ceiling.

Silver surfers meme both that he's useless and that he's overpowered.

I don't run into any trouble against him in d5 except I don't like how he can come back from extreme deficits when he hits 100% crit.

>>175960793
YOU MEAN NERFING THE OP MAOKAI ULT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I FUKCINNNNNNNNNNN HOPE SOOO

>>175960757
>noxianbab wet dreams
Lmaoing @ u m8

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>>175959859
t. WindBladeUchiha, Gold 5, RU Server

>>175960619
Hopefully kill himself. Pro tip: Yasuo won't be banned in high elo anyways, he's just not good enough of a champ. He'd only be banned for being annoying, or because he's a bad matchup into what you wanna pick. And he'll only be banned when there aren't enough OP or otherwise annoying picks.

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I want to look EXACTLY like shyvana!

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Red pil me on deathfire touch, /lolg/.
Is it worth to take it over thunderlords on mid lane?

>>175961025
Blue?

>>175960619
they dont ban him in challenger

most regions hes only permabanned till plat, diamond if youre EUW

>>175961048
if you are playing a dps mage you will want it

>>175960742
he literally is so squishy that if you don't know how to engage properly and use his E well you will instantly lose every single fight

>>175960874
Lmao this is exactly what I meant

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>>175961025
I look EXACTLY like Braum.

hey retards can u flash over maokai ult????

>>175961048
DFT is basically better if you can apply it often, or want the extra scaling.
If you just want burst youre not going to take it.

Its pretty good on anivia and viktor non the less.

>>175960750
I honestly don't mind people playing like shit because they want to learn their champ, at least in normals. What I can't stand is when you know you're not good at the champ because you lack experience, you know that you did poorly that game, you know that being behind in gold and levels makes you weaker compared to the enemy team, and somehow your conclusion is to take larger risks and fight more often, as if getting a kill is going to magically cause you to snowball.

>>175961048
Both are viable. Tld value goes up if you think you're going to get early kills. Dft value goes up in every other scenario.

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>>175961106
I dont get why people ban him. Just give up few creeps and all in him/trade after he doesnt have hurricane and ult up.

What the fuck is so hard about that?

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>>175960750
Same, plus I just don't like characters that just fall apart when behind. Shyvana and Kled are exceptions to the rule.

>>175960742
He's my favorite champ, but I might have liked him more without the wind anime theme he has going for himself. Like, his kit is really fun especially Q. But the wind theme just attracts all these anime retards and makes the fanbase cancer. Well it's not just the wind theme but it contributes. I just want Marth from SSBM in this game. Which to me is Basically Yasuo without the anime theme.

Also I fucking hate all these faggot Yasuo one trick streamers like Yassuo, Arkadata, and there's a bunch more if you scroll down the twitch LoL section. They just make him more popular than he should ever be and is part of the reason why Yasuo is ever so rapidly growing in popularity. I hope they all kill themselves when 10 bans hit, but I'm not too optimistic.

>>175961237
the roots are pretty long but I see no reason why not

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Which league character is the most or likely to be:

>friendly
>crazy/mental problems
>evil
>normie
>4chan lurker
>bro tier
>wife material

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Some of you are all right. Dont alt+tab if you are playing right now

>Fucking faggots at RIOT made me lose LP when everyone from my team dc'ed 2 times per person

>adc spewing mad hubris in chat
>pick heimer support
lets see what this nigger is made of

>>175961268
He's an annoying piece of fuck, and the occassional actual good Yasuo main can be a pain to deal with.

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>>175961196
I look EXACTLY like Jayce.
Still my ex left me a week ago after a one year relationship someone kill me pls

>>175961374
Riven is Marth-like too, or at least was inspired by him. Xypherious is a Smash shitter so yeah.

>tfw fugging tricky waifu
>she punishes me if I cum inside the clone

>>175961452
>Teemo
>Kled
>Akali
>Viktor
>Vi
>Lux

>>175961268
everyone has different reasons to ban him, or something they dont like. I ban zyra often while most people are fine with her.

I ban Yasuo when I play adc because he can make my entire class irrelevant for X amount of seconds with one single ability and Ive seen it win multiple games and teamfights no matter how mentally challenged the yasuo was.

Plus his playerbase are generally just cunts so thats a bonus.

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I'm going to max Q on Rakah with AP runes and build AP items such as censer and eye of the voyeur!

>>175961048
Poke mages like Ziggs, Xerath and Lux if you're unable to move up and AA for the 2 hit TLD proc love DFT. Viktor, Anivia, Swain and land mine Teemo also use it well.

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>>175961452
Braum
Jinx
Veigar
Rakan
Talon
Jax
Soraka, though she ain't my waifu, she's the most qualified to be a wife.

>>175961374
You sound genuinely autistic. Tell me more about how much you hate things because you hate them. Hope I never run into you in my games.

>>175960874
I was Renekton vs Yasuo once, this guy literally tried every combination of dashing and tornados and ulting he could think of, constantly changing the sequence of dashes he used and how long he spent trying to position, at one point using a total of 3 creepwaves for dashing over a 60 second period trying to "outplay" me... and no matter what, he didn't stick any damage on me and would die the moment he stayed melee for longer than half a second.

Its like his imagination can come up with a million different "sick outplay potentials" that might work to kill me, but he never thought of the idea that maybe he just shouldn't be trying to kill me. I even tried to explain it postgame and it was like the words had no meaning to him, he was utterly incapable of understanding that you can't fight everything all the time.

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>>175961452
Braum I guess?
Jinx no contest
Veigar obviously
Jayce
Ezreal
Ezreal
Almost any girl really

>>175961452
>Ashe
>Jinx
>Katarina
>Caitlyn
>Rek'Sai
>Vi
>Jinx/Vi

>>175961048
It depends on who you're playing.

>Cassio, Swain or Malzahar
Yes.

>Vel'koz, Lux or Leblanc
Nope.

>>175961736
Mhm. It's great playing Pantheon or Renekton into these fellow.

>>175961736
>Yasuo dashes through 8 minions in a row without dealing damage to you
>You just slowly autoattack him and use your short cooldowns then finish him off once he has nothing to dash on

stop hating yasuo players they're people like us not all of them are stupid haha

>>175961865
There's a certain autism that comes with playing Yasuo, though. In the end they usually kill themselves.

Kind of like when Yi is fed as shit, walks in and gets blown up by the 2/8 Cait because the 0/11 Lulu has reliable CC.

So how are the tank reworks?

>>175961853
>be Darius vs Yasuo
>dash dash dash stab dash dash dash dash dash woosh dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash hasaki shoryuiikoutieon dash dash dash dash dash dash DUNK
>I lost maybe 30% of my HP and right clicked most of the time

>>175962063
sejuani is S tier
zac is down the shitter
maokai is unimpressive but not bad, will most likely be great once shitters understand how to use his ult, or give up on him because they're unable to use an ult that isn't "press R while having cursor on enemy"

>>175962063
Sej busted, Maokai is ok, Zac is undertuned.

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>>175962063
THEY ONLY GOT S T R O N G E R


FUCKING TANK META ALL OVER AGAIN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>katarina
Justify this champion
I'll wait.

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>>175961736
>Down vs Yasuo as Cho
>Greedy fuck buys a CULL after killing me once
>He tries to all in me at like half HP
>Eat him
>Yasuo: "Fucking dumb no skill"
Yasuo is Dunning Kreuger: The Champion.

>>175962183
>zac is down the shitter
What the fuck. I'd thought he'd be the most cancer with the added CC on his Q

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>playing sup isn't enought to carry my worm team
>sups on silver don't buy Sightstone. Never.
>"Brand, you need to buy pink.. there's an Eve on the other team"
>LMAO WUT EVE ISN'T SPOTED BUY PINK WARDS XDD

Tell me how you don't need luck to get out of this shitniggerfiesta

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Is xayah the new vayne?

If a decent Yasuo would cross your way, he wouldn't be on your elo anymore

End of the discussion

>Warn, when fucking retards pick them, that Xayah and Rakan are straight up ass every time I've seen them
>TH-THEY'RE NEW GIVE US TIME TO LEARN THEM
>they've been out for over 2 weeks
Are Xayah and Rakan the new Yasuo, being that they draw shitters to them constantly, except not being able to be good in any situation?

>>175962384
>t butthurt Yasuo baddie

>>175962302
Go mid/jung, hit 80+ cs a 10 mins as mid, roam correctly as either and congrats, you're the silver shitter version of tarzaned.

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>>175962383
all i know is that i hate her, and shes inferior

>>175962383
Yes. Except Xayah is worse.

>>175962383
>Grill
>Edgy
>Punkish
>Annoying quotes

She is the new Jinx

And guess which champion sold the best on merchandising

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>>175962406
NICE YAS PLAYER

i see right thru u!!

>>175962581
Okay.

>>175961252
in my defense, I went full splitpushing monster with banner and zz roth and hydra and all I did the whole game was splitpush and empower certain lanes, so even if I was 0/something score, it was almost like a 6v5 game. We won.

Since that game with riven I learned the awe-inspiring power of Banner of Command and now is one of my most brought items (I main support). Not trying to boast or anything but I truly believe most of my victories are from those spitpushing moments.

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>>175962406
Vayne is the Yasuo of bottom lane and always will be. This
>>175962564 is more accurate. She's quirky, edgy, and girly enough for mass normie appeal.

>>175962564
I never thought I'd say this but Jinx's character is miles better than Xayah's

>>175962230
Stop stepping on daggers fucktard

>>175962406
seems to me like Xayah is really good into anything that isnt lucian, mf or ezreal

her feather range is very long+plus the near instant root combo she can do and the high early game damage output make laning very easy for her.

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This game needs voice chat so fucking bad

>prepare to gank mid, ping my midlaner i am coming close as fuck to the enemy
>he wobbles around back and forth
>i stop because i think he doesn't want to follow
>he goes in when i back off and dies
>i kill the guy but die after because the jungler came
>He writes "oh sorry thought you wanted to do something"
>mfw

really would anyone be like "If voice chat is introduced i uninstall?"

>>175962564
>>175962701
Except she isn't as good as jinx. Not even close. Xayah is easily one of the worst adcs. I'm not talking in terms of design. I'm talking about the amount of retards flocking to the champion.
>seems to me like Xayah is really good into anything that isnt lucian, mf or ezreal
That's a load of horseshit.

>>175962785
if voice chat introduce, i uninstall!

>>175962701
Vayne is the adc for normies, actually

>when our fizz camps for maokai top to such an extent he loses mid towers
>when neither one is interested in exerting herald/dragon pressure

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>>175961025
>tfw I look EXACTLY like xayah

>>175962685
>realize your current strategy is not working
>try different one instead
And just like that you are more intelligent and capable as a human being than the entire staff of the Hillary Clinton campaign.

>>175962874
You spelled Caitlyn wrong

>>175962750
LMAO

>>175962785
>wanting to hear everyone rage at each other while never admitting their own mistakes
If Riot has a brain, they'll never do this.

>>175962785
They can't monitor voice chat so why would they implement it. It took them fucking years to even give us the practice tool.

>>175962890
Picks now or I will hack your IP and shoot you

>>175962936
nah, is Vayne and you know it

Cait is just the adc for casuals

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roast me and my gf

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This Warlord's+Shiv+Firecannon shit is so fun
I don't know how viable it is but it's the only way I'm having fun as ADC now

>>175962874
>>175962701
adc is THE normie role, shut up both of you

>>175963085
>gold v

555-comeonnow

>ezreal is some type of criminal in the future

What could he have done

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Name 1 (one) champion canonically more smug than this motherfucker
protip: you can't

>tfw epileptic fuckers are gonna get the dark star login changed because they're brains are messed up

These people are the reason the porygon episode is banned and every action scene in anime has to be dimmed.

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>>175963085
You are fucking gold V, thats enough.

>>175963076
>Normies and Casuals differ
Lmao

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>>175962838
I didn't say she was as good, and Jinx release was just as bad, if not worse in terms of player quality.

>>175963109
This is true

>>175961452
>Amumu
>Jinx
>Veigar
>Garen
>Twitch
>Fizz
>Taliyah

>>175963085
>only gold
ill be taking your gf now

>>175960518
I mean we are all plat that may be why.

>>175963171
Does pf ez look good now or still goofy?

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>>175963171
Ezreal stop shitposting

>>175963060
I dyed my hair recently, it's jet black but it used to be pure red

>>175963150
>tfw it leads into a big event where they mix bronze, silver, gold, and platinum V + IV players into the same ranked queue for an entire moth

>>175962701
Yasuo is the Yasuo of bottom lane

>win a game
>get 19 lp
>lose a game
>lose 27 lp

uhhhhhh lolbabs?

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>>175963269
Try and stop me cupcake *laughs interdimensionally*

>>175962760
Why the fuck would mf be good into her?

>>175962267
It's tricky to actually use in practice. Same with the ult.

>>175963479
Win much more games than you lose to fix your shitty ass MMR

>>175963320
Am I your fucking gossib girlfriend? Post the fucking face. So I can fucking jack off to your lips and cum all over your pic.

>>175963479
>lose a game
>lose 6lp
>Win a game
>Gain 22lp

??? What the hell

>>175963085
+19 LP?
What does that tell you? ;)

>>175963527
Hey Ezreal

Never even talked. In ALL timelines

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Hey.

What's the best Vel'koz skin?

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>>175960518
here's one for the collection

>>175963647
The best Velkoz skin is not playing Velkoz at all

>>175963647
definitely not definitely not velkoz

>>175963647

Best recall = battlecast

Best visuals and sound = arclight

Base is okay

His joke skin is literally garbage

>>175958978
>Implying you can ever get more patrician than pic related

>>175961726
>think I have thick thighs
>hers are twice as thick
what

Is there any champion that can be defined by "brute force"? Not a champion on skill or strategy, but a brute who walks into you and kills you and your entire team by overwhelming you with pure strength alone?

I feel like Darius but .... should I even play literal cancer?

>>175963784
you should get out of bronze

>>175963479
LP number are arbitrary made up numbers used to disguise your MMR. The gains and losses are scaled to try to roughly follow your MMR over time while also giving you the illusion that individual games as are important in the long term.

>>175963778
Boys just naturally have thinner thighs, my friend. Nothing you can do about it.

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>>175963647
Battlecast is the best skin for every champ that has one. Cho'gath is the sole exception.

>>175959859
Yasuo isn't difficult buddy

>>175963784
udyr,shyvana,darius,volibear,mundo

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>>175963635
You clearly do not understand how timelines work

>>175963784
You basically just described Darius

Also
>Calling Darius cancer
Found the shitter

>>175963873
>Dissing battlecast cho
Jesus anon, I didnt know you can fit that many dicks in that hole on your face.

>>175963647
is velkoz x ahri canon?

>>175963784
Theoretically that's the whole Juggernaut class. They're supposed to have damage and tankiness along with a lack of mobility or cc or both. They are countered by not being bad.

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>>175963647

>>175963778
Pick or didn't happen
Just so I can tell you if you are right or not

>>175963905
Ez+Lux is the Gwen Stacy of League. It's dead in all universes but one, and now it's dead here too.

>>175964031
Dunkmaster Darius literally has a quote
>It's okay to be afraid... If you're bad!

>tyler rushing death's dance on draven most matches
hmm

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Why do people like this exist?

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>>175963635

Multiverse theory would mean that there's a universe for literally every single possible outcome. But would that mean that there was a universe in the multiverse, where the multiverse didn't exist, therefore making it exist, yet not exist at the same time?

>>175963937
>>175963840
>>175964031
fucking Darius denialists, we must purge the world of your kind.

>>175964118
>tyler rushing anything else than mid tower deaths
hmm

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO FIND A WORSE /JOKE THAN RAKAN'S

GO

>>175963784
>a brute who walks into you and kills you and your entire team by overwhelming you with pure strength alone
Yes, he's called Tryndamere and urgot

>>175964153
why there's no universe where yasuo was never released then?

>>175964167
L2kite

>>175964153
cringe namefags please cease

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I played Shyvana top for the first time in years since top is starting to be filled with duelist/brusiers more so than tanks right now and holy shit people /really/ forgot or just don't know how good Shyvana can be in long trades once she gets going. The new Dorans Shield helps her early sustain issues out a lot too. It felt like I was playing S3 again for a bit. (Shyvana still sucks tho)

>>175964118
Gives same AD as BT, the bleed lets him survive dives. Makes sense, doubling the % the bleed does was nuts. Maybe a mere 5% increase would've been fine.

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>>175964085
You still don't understand how timelines work or rather what it actually is.
Whatever
keep your eyes open for the unretcon is close and you first read about it here

>>175964235
You

>>175964308

I was asking a question fag, get off my nuts

>>175964282

Because we aren't lucky enough for that.

>>175964235
>A joke? I don't know any jokes.

>>175964240
I've been thinking of trying tryn actually. Just need a way to get around his early shitty phase until he gets big and 1v5able

>>175964382
Fuck off namefag at least use a tripcode

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>>175963963
Battlecast Cho is merely second best.

>>175963784
Juggernauts in general
Sion
Cho'gath
Galio
Sejuani
Rammus
Etc

>>175964167
I know from experience this is hard for you people, so let me walk you through it.

One (1)
Two (2)
Three (3)
Four (4)
Five (5)

You still with me? You sure? This is hard, take your time. Alright, you follow that part? Good.

Now Darius, he really likes to do this. Don't let him.

>>175964338
YOU WIN

>>175964383
A LACK OF JOKE IS BETTER THAN AN ABYSMAL JOKE

>>175964421
>early shit phase
m8 i don't think you understand how tryndamere works

>Namefagging
You know discord exists, right?

>>175964235
Rammus.
It literally doesn't exist.

>>175964235
your'e mome

>>175963784

Almost every top laner

hey guys I'm a tripless namefag and I like to suck cocks

Hey guys do you have any of the funny ask riot support pics? I'm looking for these gems in particular:

>Does Vi have a dick
>Is Azir gay
>Is Riven fertile
>Does Sona want children

Etc

>>175964589
invalid code

>>175964453
Your kind should find a place to crawl in before offling yourselves, honestly. You even sound like a darius player, not just a mere denialist cuck.

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>dont ban yas pls

Remember Leona x Pantheon?

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Reminder: If you don't play ADC or think ADC is bad then you're a cuck

BBC is the best! The best!

>>175964589

Same man

>>175964667

I haven't dropped a code in years, dude. Feels bad man

>>175964683
shit was dumb

There are actually people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't want a delicious dick their mouth

why is nidalee on the badpick lists, is it because she's overpicked by unqualified plebs? Or was she nerfed down to dookie-booty?

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>>175964637
Here's one

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>>175964637
i like the one that asks if Soraka has a dick and they're just like 'as a starchild she may be different to mortals' or something like that

>>175959924
>fat
>shit cosplay
>shit makeup
>camwhore
2/10 not trolling
get some taste, faggot

>>175964421
Tryn has a disgusting strong level 1-2 with Ignite. The only downside to it is its kinda RNG based but the general idea is to get full fury, spin onto them and fucking kill them. Not to many top laners can deal with it Renekton, Pantheon and maybe Darius are the only ones who really can.

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>>175964716
actually I really like ADCs

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>step on scale
>reads 260lbs
>now considering maining fat champs

i need an all rounder champ thats fat. can grag play any role if you are good enough

no diabetes yet but may as well

>>175964780
Then fkin post it

Has anyone ever asked anything about Vladfag's ship?

>>175964679
I'm sorry counting to 5 is beyond your mental abilities. I'm sure you can still find work if you try really hard though.

>>175964819

Fiora can if you can time a parry right, but it's still luck vs luck.

>>175964867

Aside from adc, he's decent in any lane he goes in.

>>175964867
You should rather consider killing yourself instead

Anybody else feel like Ahri's kit is extremely underwhelming? Her Q is not only extremely easy to dodge, but it won't do much damage unless it hits target on the way back too, E is again a hard skillshot to land with a huge cooldown and her W is just useless and costs a ton of mana. Her ulti doesn't do much damamge, it's just used to get into position to try to land your other underwhelming spells.

>>175964637
>/lolg/ keeps taking supports' "justfuckoffmanchild" answers as canon
As if support department employees knew what is up in lore department right

>>175964819
If the Darius player is smart (they usually arent) you won't even be allowed to build fury let alone all-in at 2.

>>175964867
You're disgusting

>>175960619
He's not really a problem unless you're a shitter
There is so much more cancer that needs to be banned
>Fizz
>Cho
>Ivern
>Lulu
>Lucian
>Cait
>literally all of the tanks

>Own every Sion skin
>Only use base because it's the best.

tfw

>play Jhin with ali supp into nami sivir
>level 2
>nami walks forward to W me
>ali combos her, I root her for FB
>comes back to lane
>use my 4th shot on Sivir
>nami sees this as a opportunity to trade with me
>ali combos her and we kill her again
>snowball from there on out

Are nami players really fish brained?

if anyone wants to level in normals add me
lf support player
ign: lucian player27

>>175965064
try playing more than 2 games with a champion before posting

>>175964867
Mid grag is a meme and adc grag is awful, but he can be really good at top, jg and support from what I've seen.

>>175960619

I can't wait for those games where 1 lane gets completely banned out aside from the worst trash you can play. We've needed 10 bans for at least the last 3 years.

>>175965181
I like the orange train,
I always choo-choo-choose it!

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>>175960049

>tfw was playing galio
>and was stack as fuck
>and veigar nearly killed me, dealing 80% of my health with his Q and an auto

Can you get keys from Dark star mode?

My homosexuality is part of my private life and it's none of your business, joking about it isn't funny you 12 year old retards

>>175965064
>highest win and play rate
yeah she's in a pretty rough spot

>>175965181
>start playing twitch a lot
>feel like buying a skin
>realize I like his base on the most
gangster looks kind of nice though

>>175965151
it's not about being a problem, it's about how nobody likes
>playing against him
>playing with him

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>tfw pokimane will never be your gf.

>>175965181
>Compensation the champion gets so delusional he feels the need to shitpost about how much he doesnt care about skins

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>>175965181
>tfw i am literally in the exact same situation

this is weird

did i make this post and forget about it

>>175964993
>>175965136
>>175965028
>namefag tries samefagging and fails episode
ill let time kill me. itll work for sure

>>175965248
perfect

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>>175960049

>veigar 1 shots the adc at full HP

Sometimes I feel like infinite stacking shouldn't be in the game

>>175965415
Jesus thank god

>>175965336
kys yourself my man, jesus fuck

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>>175964637
This is the Sona kids one

It isn't very "funny" tho

>>175965181
I love Sion players.
>ACHIEVE MAXIMUM VELOCITY
>Choo-choo's in with M7 already flashing
Never gets old watching that.

>>175965415
Nobody wants a crybaby as a boyfriend, you know

>>175965493
Fuck's your problem? It's 2017 and you need to start respecting people's personal choices.

>>175965415
this is a good feel

>>175965415
you can find someone better anon.

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>>175965464

>thinking I give a shit about some retards having fun with my name

Who cares nigga? I ain't about to holler at a couple of bums dude

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New Banshes Veil isn't being talk about as much as it should be right now. This item is fucking broken its pretty much what Edge of Night was before the nerfs only on AP champs.

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>>175965542
I CANT HELP IT

>>175965464
what do you mean samefagging? fucking killyourself

The other CDrivers are just fucking fakes

>>175965473
>infinite stacking
i am very fucking tempted to go into sandbox and grind those stacks until it crashes the client

if it truly is unlimited, then how far can we push it

>>175965651
The stats are garbage

>>175965650
>some retards
>some retards
>some retards
>some retards>some retards
haha i don't care though XDD
>some retards
>some retards>some retards>some retards>some retards
>some retards
just some kids lol im cool as a cucumber XD
>some retards

>>175965514
>personally I should like to see her in less revealing clothing

this is why we haven't had a titty monster since season 2

>>175965675
Fuck off kid.

>>175965464
You're stupid.

>>175965181
>Not liking Fisher Price Sion

>>175965531
I wonder if I should max him after Cho

>>175965675
>>175965650
move over losers

>>175965493
Ey yo talking shit about my bro? The fuck is your problem? 1on1 me you wont, fucking faggot

>>175965783
Fucking kids try to steal my name, fuck off seriously

>>175965651
>APs already have a bloat of CDR items
>Better add more CDR
>Implying there's any situation where BV is worth more than Hourglass.

Is Temple Jax wurf?

Kill yourself you fucking retard nigger kids, maybe if your parents had half a decent education they wouldn't raise immature little fuckups like you.

Of course I don't really care though hehe :)

All these faggots better stop pretending to be me or there's gonna be some shit

>>175965415
>does cancermsr video for pathetic fat fucks
>Regular fuckhole for two morbidly obese super sperglord
>More makeup than 9/11
>Literally cannot tell what she is ( a spic? an asian? fuck if she herself knows)
>Most annoying female american voice.
>Makes fake pwetty pwincess fwace whilst playing
ye, no thanks

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if you die to yasuo, you got outplayed

it means he had to calculate (and execute) the fight exactly to his specifications, taking into account your cooldowns and his, the position of both junglers, the creep waves and the general "feel" of the lane (an ability that has to be honed through years, maybe decades of what you call merely "gaming").

Indeed, to be defeated by yasuo is to realise that you have found your better, both as a player and as a man. Your mettle failed you, but the yasuo player is solid steel -hard, cold, reliable- and as he secures first blood and you anxiously await the surrender vote, his mind is still operating at full capacity preparing strategies for a near infinite number of possibilities.

I'll be taking my LP now, make sure you do your bans correctly next time.

>>175965951
This
>>175965980
And this

>stealing my name
Enjoy your ban b& kids ;)

>>175965681
Don't even bother there have been autists doing nothing but stacking Kindred, Thresh, Sion, Veigar, Nasus etc. for 8+ hours until the game kicked them out.

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do you have to get to diamond 1 before people actually care about infernal drakes

>noone pinks it
>they get it for free
>they win because they just got like 5000 gold worth of ad/ap for free

wow just really made me think
FUCK

>>175966074
Damn anything but the ban b&

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>>175966040
really altered my experience

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/vg/ vs /vg/ euw +2

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Will the real CDriver please stand up

>>175966074
Yeah it's fucking juvenile.

>>175966157
It's me

Please stop guys it's not fun anymore

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>jungle is underpowered
if you believe this meme uninstall

>>175966202
Yeah fuck these immature juvenile pieces of shit infants, not that we care though right lol

MOM THEY'RE DERAILING MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEE

>>175963171
What is Taric for 200?

>>175966157
Me of course

Don't trust these kids trying to be funny. So hopeless, really. Probably virgins who try compensating their loser lifes. Fucking kids.

>>175965681

I think it's already been done, you could probably search youtube and find a few videos. Some guy had like 30k AP on veigar.

>>175966265
now tell us what server is this and who he duoed with

>>175966265
>2 challenger players playing abusive solo q stompers duo queueing through shit elo like gold,plat, low diamond
>only 94% win rate

prettybad desu

my big epic, epic i am and i am epic

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>>175966265
>only has a 100% winrate on a toplaner

>>175966141
Bill Nye sold out. I've lost all respect for him.

>>175966402
its viper(best riven in na) and tardzaned(former rank 1) they duo queued to masters with a 94% win rate.

>>175966413
Who is viper btw? I'd never heard of him until I heard about him duoing with tarzaned tbqh.

What other games do you anons play?
I'll be away from home for a month, and i need some nice offline/singleplayer games to play.
I was thinking about buying Nier:Automata, but thats 60 shekels, is it worth it? I was also thinking about getting Dragon Age: Inquisition, since i played Origins/Awakening not too long ago and enjoyed it.

>>175966485
>>175966402
>>175966376
>>175966370
>>175966569

Can you stop now? It gets annoying.

I like how at gold Riot's match making just completely gives up and throws people from as low as silver and as high as platinum together because there's so few people playing this dead game

>>175966575
no

>>175966108

It's amazing how hard you have to push sometimes to just get 1 dragon all game. I feel that people are too scared to usually do drag/baron because people throw at both of them constantly.

>>175966569
a riven main who is challenger, probably the best riven in na ( as if riven takes any skill).

>>175966265
Tarzaned is getting carried by Viper. Viper has constantly been high on the leader boards. Tarzaned only hit ranked 1 when Worlds was going on and half the ladder wasn't playing at the time.

>>175966628
>no pink at dragon after first back
>platinum players

god I am so pissed at these cockroaches

>>175966575
I'm not going to stop using MY name, you petulant child.

>>175966571
I play lots of Stellaris. I like strategy games like it and civ because I can play them while working/watching videos.

>>175963197
they do

>>175966761
>they do
yeah sure buddy

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Sick meme riot 5/7

How many memes can you count?

poor tarzaned
dude can't deal with the fact he's washed up

Tarzaned and Viper are good at their champs but if Riven and Graves didn't exist they guaranteed would not be Challenger.

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Bob Ross Ivern or Jhin when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GHAHaqQQg

>>175966731

>well they got drag but at least we didn't throw"
>gets ace'd right after because the enemy team has 2 fires and 2 mountains

I usually try to pink around my jungles red if im on bot side, then drop a ward at drag and one over the wall at the blast plant. I can't see inside the bush, but usually we can see them coming or leaving. Just depends on what jungler we're up against and how much CC their bot is carrying.

>>175966759
Jesus christ. You can't even type a name in here, without people taking it and samefag all over the thread. Grow up already.

>>175967015
YOU are going to stop using MY name

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>its a tarzaned flames his support and looks him after game to flame some more.

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Time Waifu

>>175966919
Smite put a literal doge in game, League will never get this. I wouldn't be surprised if Hi-Rez added Hitler and Stalin in next patch.

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Considering the following:

Darkest timeline league of legends
Every ability and item in the game is reverted to it's absolute strongest state, all removed items are back in their strongest state. For instance, even if the strongest versions of say Riven's Q and W were never out on the same patch they would still be on the same darkest timeline kit.