/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

can we not have an australia edition please

>>175891383

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>>175891383
no

>>175891383
What's wrong with Aussies?
Danefag here.

>>175891383
look at this silly cunt and laugh

>>175891383
This. Fuck Australia

>>175891228
do not want

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>insurgishitters roll up to me while im on foot
>kill the gunner with my rifle straight away
>chase the driver down in the nearest shitbox i can find and finish him too
>they try again
>repeat
>they don't try again

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>>175893140
>mfw shitters won't let go of their insurgents even though the duke o' death is clearly superior

>>175892903
kek

a hacker dumped 20 million on me will i get banned?????

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>discarded concepts

>>175891587
Australians are literally the worst people on the planet

Reminder that if you have the following artists on your custom radio station you should just kill yourself:
>A$AP [anything]
>ACDC
>Beastie Boys
>The Beatles
>Black Sabbath
>College
>Daft Punk
>Death Grips
>Foo Fighters
>Gorillaz
>Kavinsky
>Initial D
>[Any J-Pop]
>[Any K-Pop]
>Kanye West
>Led Zeppelin
>MACINTOSH PLUS
>Metallica
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Pink Floyd
>Queens of the Stone Age

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how can i sell my planes and boats in GTA O ?

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rate my house

>>175898187
What?? U like hip hop, nigger?

>>175896190

NO SPEND IT NOW

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>>175898187
>College
>Kavinsky
>MACINTOSH PLUS

That's cool. I've got Dance With The Dead, Perturbator, Carpenter Brut, Toxic Avenger, Miami Nights 1984, The Midnight and Lazerhawk on mine anyway

>>175898187
I don't know who I have, it's just a bunch of ten hour mixes I ripped from YouTube.

<3 monstercat

god you GTA fags are all literal pathethic normies and underages
>>175904278
>>175898187
>>175898784

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>>175904473
>being baited this easy

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I'm still getting stuck in empty lobbies
Did I end up pissing off someone at Rockstar over the past few months while I wasn't playing?

>>175897246
Says the fucking yank.

Is online worth playing again or is it still fucked?

>>175905315
still fucked

even more than the last time you played.

This game is dead, and only decapitations can save it.

>>175904278
Wouldn't they just start playing from the beginning every time? Like you'd hear the same songs over and over but none of the stuff from deeper into the mixes.

>>175906254
this used to happen to me a lot on self radio, then self radio started causing stutters so i stopped using it and just have shit run in the background instead.

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>>175898187
>using a custom radio station
lmgdfao faggit kys u'reself xdDD

>>175898187
wew

>>175907648
>he doesn't have a fever 105 playlist

plebs all of you

>>175898187
black sabbath with ozzy osborne or dio?

>>175910629
The right question, but there's only one answer.

I got 4m in hackerbux earlier. Should I bother reporting it? I never have in the past, and it seems like r* doesn't care much anymore.

>>175910629
Tfw i saw them both on live

>>175911842
yes

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Post your character!

>>175891228
fuck you and your dumbass australian flag it doesn't make the thread look appealing for potential new players

>>175891383
Yeah, nah, fuck off cunt

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Can someone explain whats changed since about 2015? Whats with this CEO/President stuff I'm being notified about? We can sell meth now? Can I buy property that generates value over time?

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>>175914502

>>175916324
You become a CEO by buying an office building, which starts your own organization. It essentially works like the VIP system, you can turn it on or off at any time in free roam. You can invite people to your organization just like the VIP thing, you can summon some pegasus vehicles to your location instantly, stuff like that.

You can also buy a clubhouse and start a Motorcycle Club, which works very similarly. Invite people, you can instantly spawn any of you motorcycles or send them back to your garage, you get bonuses for riding in formation with your club members, stuff like that.

Both can be used to make money. With the CEO stuff, you have to buy a crate warehouse, or a vehicle warehouse. Vehicle Warehouse is a lot more expensive, but lower risk and earns profits MUCH faster, you'll get back your loses in an hour or so, it's ridiculous. For the crate warehouse you have to buy crates, as many as three at once, deliver them to your warehouse, then sell them in bulk, other people in the session can destroy your crates. Vehicle warehouse, basically the same but with cars, and you can only sell as many as you have people to drive.

With Motorcycle Club you can buy various properties (including a meth lab). You have to get supply for them, and they gradually generate product, which you then have to sell for profit.

There's also VIP work, little missions you can do in free roam for 20k or so, and the Motorcycle Clubs have something similar.

>>175916331
the tattoo is a nice touch.

>>175916635
Thanks.

>>175916689
How'd you get that shot anyway? Did you have someone else take it? I'd like to get a full body shot of my own.

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>>175916845
I just recorded some footage, went into Rockstar Editor, got the shot I wanted, then turned off the hud and took screenshots.

As for the proportions, I used an ultrawide, and that picture is actually on it's side. I rotated the camera for a portrait shot, then rotated the screenshot back to normal.

It's a pretty fun platform to mess around and do photography with.

>>175898187
>Not just listening to the Official /gtag/ Spotify Playlist
Plebs

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>>175917241
Huh. The shot is very well composed. The one with the car behind you as well, very close attention to detail. Rule of thirds is a nice thing. Do you do photography work irl? You seem rather seasoned.

>>175917593
Somehow her face reminds me a chihuahua

>>175897246
well if you say so...

>>175916324
mamma mia

>>175917593
>Do you do photography work irl? You seem rather seasoned.
Yes actually. Mostly amateur stuff, work on my portfolio, but a little bit of professional stuff.

Anyone hosting an invite session?

IGN Akibasa

Why hasn't Blater kicked all the Australians from the crew yet?

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>>175896249

>>175898187
>using custom radio station
>radio,that fucking crashes the game 30 minutes after its on

any OP guns worth buying right now?

>>175921042
Does this seriously happen to people?
I've never encountered this issue.

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>>175921818
yes
as soon as i turn self radio,textures start to dissapear,whole buildings dissapear,game eventually crashes
and i dont have a potato pc!I have 8 gigs of ram,4gb video card.Unless cuckstar expects me to have 20 gb or ram and 10 gb videocard or something

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>>175914502

>want to do MC contract missions for easy money since they're 2x for the next little while
>every MC I manage to join is just fucking about with their businesses
>every server with >10 people is bogged down with stupid server or vip shit so I can't launch anything on my own
>want to play in private server but no friends to join me
Just wanna make some ez money ;_;

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Did you get your tax return yet?

>>175922246
what a lovely message

>>175922140
Meh, looks like every other male character ever created.

>log in
>get tax return this morning
>shitters still spoiling my cargo missions

>>175922587
you're just jealous, his character is hot

>>175922140
the mustache is really silly looking

>>175924530
Yeah, I had no idea what I was thinking at the time. I'll either tone down the opacity more to give him a light 5 o'clock shadow or just crank it back up and give him a full beard.

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>>175922587
Post yours faggot

>>175891228
why'd you use the new zealand flag?

>>175891383
Fuck Australians, you fags force your nationality on everything even if they're not related to countries at all, you're like bronies but with a retarded flag instead of horses. You're not good at shitposting either, you're just good at being the most annoying faggots on the site.

Thankfully, 50% of your population is composed of venomous spiders, so one of y'all lurking this thread has a high chance of dying within the next few minutes.

>>175898187
The fuck is wrobg with listening to heavy rock and progrsssive rock? Are you one of those faggots who has nothing but 20 hours of electro trancestep ripped off from obscure SoundCloud artists?

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Shittiest /gtag/ thread I've seen in a LONG while.

>>175898187
Oh shit, I've got All You Need Is Love on it, better stop taking my anti-depressants!

>join crew members
>puts me in a session with randoms
>'must be nobody on then'
>check crew and there is 7
>private session

Fuck you guys too then

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>>175924767

>>175898187
>this nigger is so autistic that he compiles a list of shit he doesn't like just to tell other people what they can't listen to
I don't even listen to any of those things and I think you're a huge cocksucking Leddit-tier faggot. Neck yourself.

>>175922246
Yea went into a weedfarm. Maybe l need to put in another 200k into it to staff the place and make some more green from my green.

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>>175925778
That happens when a host blocks ports to stop the skiddie incursion. Rockstar's inability/incompetence to properly dispose of cheaters and skiddies on the PC has forced some people to create public "private" sessions where NO ONE can join after aforementioned ports are blocked. It's annoying because it punishes other GTAG wanting to join the lobby, but a full safe-space crew session only allows limited MC/CEO work. When you see skiddies in every. single. lobby, port blocking sometimes happens with other GTAG members.

>>175927280
>not just voting kicking every non gtag

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Here, oops. They blow up regardless of whether or not you leave the dinghy

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>take a roofless tornado to benny's
>upgrading puts a roof on it
>can't remove it

>>175925778
Add people and sent them a message and they'll open the ports, dingus

Anon are you remembering your "daily" sale of a car from the streets to a modshop? You can make up to 8k a gta-day. That will build up nicely done each day.

Am l also the only one who still bothers with daily challenges?

>>175892903
Underrated post, we need more /gtag/tier memes.

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>>175928372

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>>175914502
excuse my lack of pixels :-3

>>175929404
What third-world shithole do you live in?

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>muh 80s this
>muh 80s that
>no one cares about 70s aesthetics
I would kill for a GTA game set in the 70s, playing up the era like Vice City did for the 80s.

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So is that FiveRP mod worth playing, or is it just a bunch of autistic streamers hanging out with no fun allowed rules?

>>175929516
ur mums house, gaylord

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>>175929404
Here's a higher resolution for you.

>>175929404
>>175930179
looks cuter low res

Not ugly though, like a lot of people's characters, really good facial structure, but the eyes look a bit goofy and cock-eyed.

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>>175893315

I love the Duke so much but it's just not as good as the Armoured Kuruma it makes me so sad

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>wait around 20 minutes to spawn the mariachi car
>get it stuck immediately
>have to wait 48 minutes now

Whores

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>>175930179
DSL

>>175930179
I can count every pixel in that shit, that's not higher res.

>>175928487
There's no way it cost that much

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>>175929780
This

>>175930669
The 8 million shark card costs like $124 if I am not wrong. The most expensive yacht is priced at 8 million.

>>175928150
Did you know you can also make some pretty good side money by just robbing convenience stores? I don't know why more people don't do it.

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>>175928150
>8k for bothering to take a car to Simeon
>meanwhile,doing simple Sightseer mission brings you 25k and you can do it not just once a day
what else is new?You gonna suggest me to buy shark cards too?

any tips for MC club? bought a club and a cocaine biz

>>175930669
>Ruiner 2000: 5.7 Million
>Aquarius Yacht: 8 Million
>Combined: 13.7 Million GTA $

A copy of GTA V costs $60 IRL, and if we translate the $60 to Shark Card value, we'd have to buy one Whale Shark card and one Bull Shark card to get $4,000,000.

It costs 1 Megalodon to get the Yacht, which is $100, and 1 Whale Shark and 2 Great Whites to get the Ruiner 2000, which is $90. In conclusion, a Yacht and a Ruiner 2000 are the equivalent of 3 copies of GTA V.

Rockstar fucking fails at economics.

>>175931030
Not Simeon nerd. Any fucking LSC if you see a Baller or fake Jaguar driving around.

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>>175931221
well,that still doesnt make you loadsomoney ,anon
why do pseudo import/export,when you can do proper i/e with 80k profit per car?
yes,im grinding a lot in this game

>>175930032
pls respond

>>175931169
If you're going to buy shark cards, why not just cheat the money in like a sane person? its not exactly hard to do, and its not like rockstar cracks down effciently

>>175922049
Well that sounds like you problem. Self radio is the best after everything else gets repetitive.

>>175931518
That's not the point of my comment, dude. I already have 10 figures in hackerbux for almost a year now, I just wanted to point out how overpriced certain items are because of how jewey Rockstar is.

>>175931378
anyway i can avoid thsoe fucking helicopters shooting me making me lose money?

thats the most bullshit way to eat at my money.

>>175931523
not just my problem,please drop by gta 5 discussions on steam and search for self radio problem
people either have fps drops or texture bugs
When i first started using self radio,i had no troubles.It started after some major update,like High Life or something,and was still not fixed

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>>175914502

>>175931697
yeah,i agree
you can just ignore that mission,if it involves photoshoot,car meet and cargobob
Other missions can be done with taking 0 damage

>>175931907
ignore it huh? I guess i try to get in a rhythm and do it all.

>>175927595
this

>>175931697
the solution is to git gid

>>175932072
when i hear "hey boss,looks like this car is getting off by sea with team of professionals" i just press escape and switch sessions
or if its "steal the mamba,that is on photoshoot in the middle of fucking desert" meme

>>175898187
I got all of them. Are you ´mad now?

>>175931894
>ruining his gorgeous face with that hairstyle

big mistake

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>>175932326
Thank you? I just really like Taxi Driver.

>>175898187
ah. my love for icp continues uninterrupted

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>>175914502

>>175931697
Last time l had help-me-copters on my tail l just parked the car off to one side and shot down three waves of helis and faggots. After that it was a calm drive to the warehouse.

>it actually works

Just have to be mindful of anyone else coming in and taking your car.

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Finally.

>>175927595
> trying to get gtag to kick anyone ever

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Should I invest in Cash Forgery or Cocaine? Apparently the large sales for Cocaine are the highest buckos for Silk Road businesses but the individual stock in Cash Forgery auto-sells for a higher price, and I'm not all that invested in doing sell missions in the first place.

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>>175914502

>>175933646
Neither, MC business is designed to suck out as much money out of you as possible, just invest in a Vehicle Warehouse and do I/E.

>>175933739
I already have a Vehicle Warehouse, just want to invest on an MC Business so that Malcom shuts the fuc-

>HEY, I SEE YOU AIN'T BEEN ON THAT LAPTOP IN THE CLUBHOUSE YET! I MEAN, WHATEVER, WE ALL GROWN FOLKS, BUT YOU MISSIN' A TRICK THAT IS ALL!

>>175933694
a cute

ok boys, hit me up with that answer b wasup homie do i get hydra or buzzard wasssssuuuuuup homies hit me a+ homie

>>175932502
looks like the girl that killed herself because everyone at school bullies her

>>175933952
nigga shieeeet
if you get hydra you can pop some niggasssss withit
but with the buzzard you can call it in whenever and make CEO work easier than shit

>>175934056
cant you fly verticaly and bust some caps faster with the hydra during vip work homie nah? i mean 3 mil is big buck if buzzard can do shit better

>>175933952
If you don't have a buzzard yet, get that. It'll save you a good deal of effort on a lot of occasions

>>175933952
uun ka heli shimbir ah ee shaqada agaasimaha. Haydradii waxaa loogu talagalay shitters da mugfuggen bix nood

>>175933847
That only turns into Lester moaning about you not having enough supplies, which only gets worse when you have multiple warehouses.

>>175934128
hydra is better for killing niBBas
but buzzard can be called in for free wherever, whenever

>>175934128
yea but flyin vertically with the hydra is a much harder art to master nigga the buzzard can buzz round fools much easier and its great for CEO and shit

>>175934294
shieeet b you sold me on that b homie you good was happenin thatnks bruh

>>175934367
>>175934294
>>175934175
thanks for the answers bs you my homies for real no joke homies thanks a lot you sold me the buzzard press A to collect your moneyz bs
tell em wasup

>>175934294
>for free

Wat? Why have l been paying Pegasus my funbux to deliver my Buzzer to the nearest airstrip?

>>175934282
It's alright, I don't mind hearing his moaning molester voice. I do find it quite pleasing, as a matter of fact ;)

>>175934523
cuz youse s a bad ceo scrub.

>>175934523
It's in the CEO Vehicles menu. It spawns ten feet away, but it'll show up under an overpass if you aren't careful.

>>175934493
you still should get grindin' for that mad hydra anyway yo shits useful af for missions that involve flying and defending yourself from niggas in freeroam and all but the buzzbuzz has to be your priority right now homie its like our fellow OG scarface once said, "first u get the money then u get muh power then u get dem bitches" xX

>>175934523
Quick menu is you friend. If you already own the vehicle, it'll spawn right near you. It makes Pegasus seem like it's being run by neanderthals.

5.5 million.

should i grind more crates? resupply coke?

buy shark card for next update?

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>>175914502
Gee Bill, two crew leaders?

>>175934765
shiet homie you smart or high on that reefer or smth you gettin that knowledge to us homie bang bang man represent homie you made my day good today homie shiet b was happenin, so if i have 2 mil now i get buzz buzz or save up for hydra i guess buzz buzz maaan decisions n shiet

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

We don't talk like that. stop.

>>175934776
>>175934736
MOTHERFUCKER

Well good to know now. Thanks anon

>>175935006
>>175934924

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>>175931697
>175931697
>>175931907
>>175932072
>>175932289

They're all doable solo, car will probably take 1-2k damage if you're careful, especially the cargobob missions

>make sure you're in solo public lobby by holding alt+enter for 10-15 seconds
>this sometimes bugs out your display, I usually hit ctrl+alt+del and tab back in if it does, not sure how well it works with dual monitor setup
>start mission, get car
>drive slowly and away from the road if you can
>mobs will spawn at a set distance, maybe a quarter or half of a mile
>as soon as you get the notification and see enemies on the minimap get out of the car and move away from it
>make sure it's off the road so spooked civilians don't ram it during the gunfire
>defeat 2-4 waves of npcs depending on range of the car, top range spawns 4 waves
>provided there are no players in the lobby you can now safely drive back to the warehouse

the only mission I haven't been able to do effectively solo is the one involving the cargobob in the middle of the fucking ocean, the other one is fine because there's an island you can land on and snipe the NPCs on the boat, but the open sea one is so fucking far away you can't snipe and they just riddle your heli with bullets until it explodes

>>175935583
thx man.

I'm doing coke stuff right now. didn;t know what i was doing so i bought resupply for 60k but read that was the wrong thing to do.

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>>175892903

>>175936057

I also forgot to mention this applies to selling cars as well

>mobs spawn at a set distance every time
>drive with cover nearby if possible
>drive slowly so you can get out quicker
>park car somewhere safe, but try to be quick because the NPCs are fucking accurate
>defeat 2-4 waves
>deliver car

I average 99-100k every time using this method

>>175931697
Kill all the waves before getting into the car
2 for standard range
3 for middle
4 for top

>>175936459
or you could just get a cargobob, fly really high up, and deliver the car without wasting time.

>>175935075
Yes you do, nigger. Don't even lie cos I seen you wilin out there

>>175936057
resupplies are a decent option for coke since that's the most profitable one. If you buy supplies for it you'l still make 232,5-316.5k depending on competition bonuses

>>175936696
kys white boi

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>>175914502
One in the middle

>>175938520
m-mommy

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>>175916324
nice child-bearing hips

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>>175898187

>>175928150
>up to 8k
>he doesn't know about the sentinel spawn

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>>175931169
>Rockstar fails at economics
>they made half a billion in shark card sales alone

>>175935583
>doing cargobob missions ever

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>>175916324
nice bear-childing hips

>>175916324
keep your dick far away from that
africans, white or animals, all have STDs

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>>175936690

you'd still need to defeat the waves first because they're stupidly overpowered and have sniper range despite using smgs

they're not particularly hard to kill but they do a fucking number on your car if you let them

I've tried using cargobobs when I'm feeling super lazy but I end up just being too careless with them, last time I smashed a top range car against a rock on mt chilliad and racked up a 30k repair which I then promptly dropped from a great height in response

>>175928097
It's a convertible, you can just put the roof down.

i've stopped caring about the npcs and just drive like i have a bomb strapped to my dick all the way to my warehouse, never had the cost go higher than around 4k so i can live with it.

>>175942018
>can live with it

whats it like NOT having autism?

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>>175943296
pretty great

Should I invest in a vehicle warehouse or a biker club buisness? I already have a crate warehouse and a clubhouse.

>>175944589
vehicle warehouse.

>>175944935
Thanks, I have around 600k right now, whats the best way to grind so I can afford the warehouse? Crate missions?

>>175945120
crate , head hunter, I/E


its a grind. break up the monotony somehow whatever your grinding tactic is.

yo some guy just teleported me to him inside his car and then securoserv started giving me $5000 every second forever until i left. I got like 12 mil before i joined another session. what the fuck is this and is it risky? what do I do /gtag/?

>>175945417
Thanks for the info.

>>175945120
Biker missions are extremely good money right now. We've had a few crew sessions going every day.

>>175945870
which ones? imade 48k doing the bus mission and about 18 doing something else so i focused on coke start up

>>175932502
You look like the female assistant's more homely sister

>>175946089
The payout is something like $32,000-$64,000. With a few members, the faster contracts are done in less than five minutes. We had a few done in under two.

>>175945551
don't bank it

>>175946132
her sister is so inferior she starts calling her boss

>>175946323
should i bother solo? internet is wonky so im often alone. Good for crates but probably not for bikers.

>>175929780
I like to imagine that GTA III was in the 70s.

>>175929780
just play mafia KANGS III :#)

At what time is most of GTAG online?

>>175949238
I think the payout is the same, but it might take more time to finish. The double cash bonus makes it better than a lot of other things to grind.

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I can feel it.

Just a matter of WHEN

>>175950159
when school ends

>>175950202
double contact COMEBACK

>>175950252
You're just doing this for the (You)s, aren't you?

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>>175950474
No. I'm going to will this car into GTAV through the power of memes.

>>175950573
*forced memes

>>175950573
it's a shit car and you're a fucking moron with shit taste

go away and kill yourself

>>175950573
>not a concept Ferrari
>doesn't satisfy Rockstar's McLaren boner
>not the millionth Lamborghini
>not a rehashed Mercedes-Benz

Just face the facts, hombre. If it's not a wacky meme car, exotic supercar, or premium sports car, it's NOT gonna get added to the game.

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>>175950723
The only kind.

>>175950748
No.

>>175950921
Never surrender.

i hate video games

>>175951949
Reported to DOGZ and IGN

Can hackers give RP, y/n? And will I get banned for it.

>>175952539
i've already reported you to rockstar for being a hackers

>>175943543
Is that general buck naked?

>>175892903
I dont even understand why they do this, they do realize they can fucking lean against literally anything and spam snacks instantly right?

>>175955405
MUH HONOR
MUH SKILZZ
MUH K/D
MUH PASSIVE HYDRA

why does every gtag female character have incredibly short and small chins? its like they have 2/3rds of a face

>>175955405
you can also do it while aiming fyi

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>>175914502


my biker gang is named JoinShtHead and people still wont join. -_- how do i con fuckheads to join for longer than 30 seconds?

>>175956282
>>175955405
And when you're running
You'll get called a godmodder or called out for using snacks, though
Eating snacks isn't honourable

>>175956518
Make your tranny less ugly?

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>>175956639

>>175956867
Disgusting.

cool down on rolling and very slow movement when in scope mode. Thoughts?

>>175956867
Unlike the other anon, my problem isn't just with how your tranny looks like a dyke cosplaying a SS soldier, you're also trying way too hard to make her look "badass".

All Online characters are little bitches to Martin Madrazo, and Trevor made Martin Madrazo into a little bitch, meaning that all worthless shitty characters are autistic crybabies to the likes of real GTA protagonists.

>>175957051
me within 2 years desu

>>175957262
>implying you're not an autistic manchild already

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>>175957051
Soon!

>>175941527
You just aint doin' it right son

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>>175956976
you're a low quality human being.

>>175957256
im not trying to look bad ass or an SS soldier. just one of the few outfits that dont look silly, and my characters face is the only one that doesnt have a Giant Nose or Chin.

im the best

>>175958404
>im the best
I thought you may be a sweet and nice person to be around but I guess I should know better

>>175956524
>tfw feel like a saint relative to all the kys'ing shitters for eating snacks
>tfw moral high ground enhances your gaming sessions

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>>175958559
im very nice.
efficient and delightful.

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I need to learn how to make the big bucks. Only pulled 1.1 mill this week from a daily grind. Bonus cash from R* helps but only got 3 mill in the bank. Enlighten me.

>>175959041
There's barely anyone in this world who DOESN'T think that of themselves.
Nobody considers themselves a bad person.
You don't seem very nice.

>>175959140
Get the vehicle warehouse, cocaine and meth warehouses. Sell 4 cars at the highest price with some help. Keep your drug warehouses stocked in the meantime. Once they're full, sell with a friend or two for the higher amount. Do CEO or MC contracts (probably these since they're double RP/$ right now) in between all that.
You should make a million or so within a few hours if done at a good pace.

friendly reminder that if you play as a tranny then always wear a mask so i don't have to look at your face

>>175959797
I got 1 MC business, 5 small CEO warehouses and 1 vehicle warehouse. Running crates between car sales and doing a few missions as well. MC I don't touch much with the single business I got which seems to be peaked at $280k for stocked sales.

>>175959935
friendly reminder that nobody gives a shit

>>175959935
Thanks I will, but I'm doing it because I want to.

>>175960072
why do you have 5 small warehouses

>>175960158
good
i dont remember who it was but it was someone who always had the bandanna glitched on
id like to thank you for that so i never had to see your face

>>175960274
That really narrows it down.

>>175960274
>bandanna
>no punctiation
>no capitalisation
Always good to know what kinds of people make these posts.

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>>175960254
Couldn't tell you. Bought them long ago.

>>175960482
sorry do i triggered you when i use incorrect verb time and an wrong a or an usage and when i use no punctuatation and when i use Improper CapitaliZation
you sound upset that you will know you're character's ugly

>>175960708
No, I'm just making fun of your little chimp brain. I know everyone who makes fun of you is a triggered SJW in your fantasy world but that's okay. It makes it more fun to see you be a troglodyte for the rest of us.

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>>175960482
really makes me do an thinking

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>>175960891

I just got gifted 250k?

I already received my 425k yesterday.

Thanks R* <3<3

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

>>175960072
Honestly the MC businesses take less work considering you don't have to pay to restock your warehouses, unlike crate runs where you end up losing money to either get more crates or lose less money and more time by paying for fewer crates. Not to mention if your crates get destroyed on some runs, it's your loss, especially when selling. Selling as an MC is pretty forgiving, and usually works best when you try for the harder runs since selling at least half your stock is still more profit than doing it on easy.
You won't be making as much as a fully stocked large warehouse, but it lets you do other shit while it fills up over time and that time can be spent doing CEO stuff. Basically it's cheaper cost, the upgrades will eventually pay for themselves, and it's less of a grind since you won't have to do as much work. I couldn't say which would make you more money faster, but it's pretty useful if you can balance both.

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>>175961317
Well, time to make some cash.

>>175960829
>getting THIS buttflustered
sad!

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>>175960995

>>175962941
I said stop it.

>>175963037
Stop pretending to be me you little monkey

>>175963073
stop pretending to be me you little chimp

>>175963193
stop pretending to be a chimp you little me

>>175963428
Stop gorilla pretending chimp me little you

sure is reddit in here

>>175963732
>le REDDIT BOOGEYMAN
YOU GOT PWNED CAUSE YOU USED REDDIT STUPID LITTLE POO POO HEAD REDDIT ISN'T YOUR LITTLE ALL EVIL BOOGEYMAN LIKE IF OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

>>175960482
>punctiation

How do I play this game online on PC without getting fucked by hackers the second I log in

>>175966209
solo session

>>175966209
solo session, or keep to yourself

Kiwiyomi applied to pc crew.

>>175967430
blacklisted for terrible name

>>175967558
rude

>>175958404
>aryan
>shaved sides of the hair
>walking around with a shotgun
>still claiming his character isn't entirely silly
Yeah, no, you've tried way too hard.

>>175967929
what's wrong with shotguns

>>175931821
try disabling Auto Scan for Music

>LJT calling you every 3 minutes to tell you to resupply
>MC members make maybe 2k doing business shit for you
>currently lucrative contract missions always preempted by event shit or assholes doing VIP
Nah, fuck that. I'll take the flexibility of CEO.

>>175968959
You can run biker contracts in crew sessions, but not VIP work.

>do not kill crew members
>there are some who kill for random things or jokes once maybe twice
Does that count as crew killing? Like "you damaged my car" or stuff like that?

>>175969894
If it is legitly killing another person for no reason at all, crashing their car does not constitute as an excuse, it means they are autistic and/or stupid.

>>175969496
You can do VIP work in a solo session so I'm gonna guess you can do it in a crew session too.

>>175970616
So its okay to do it once/twice?

>>175971046
no

>>175970673
I thought so too, but I couldn't source cars or launch work when I tried it in a crew session yesterday.

>>175971253
Do i throw a tantrum next time i get killed by a gtag member because i hit his car?

>>175971429
You can't do crate or cars shit but you can do the VIP work.

What are the best bikes to jump around?

>>175971493
just kill them back you tard

>>175971493
You can do that, but if they're comms buttbuddies it will do you no good.

>>175971624
FCR 1000
Vortex/Defiler if you want to be faster and be less good at jumping
Double T if you want a 2-seater with the worst jumping out of all of them

>>175971648
And it will be turned around so i am the crewkiller.
>>175971695
I guess ignoring is the best way to deal with it and keeping distance.

>>175971542
Oh, right. I forgot that the crew was running MC work, so the VIP work was unavailable. My mistake.

>>175971787
God damn it, i bought a double-T because i thought he is one of the good ones.
I want a bike to jump up buildings, is FCR 1000 the best for that?

>>175971537
Siiiiiick.

>>175971929
Yep, Defiler probably close second (Vortex was slightly worse from my testing (and I didn't like the sound))
Double T is pretty good at jumping as well, try that meme jump at Downtown LCS

>>175971787
Are the bikes gimped in online?
I did nearly all the stunt jumps on an Akuma in single player, but when I'm trying to unlock the lime green paintjob I can't do shit anymore on one. Bought a Bati instead.

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>>175971624
>>175971787
>>175972062
>mfw everyone thought the FCR 1000 was an unremarkable bike when it launched and now it's finding its niche

Brings a tear to my eye.
Don't forget the OGs of bike jumping, the Ruffian and Carbon RS, by the way. Both seat 2 and are very cheap, and the Ruffian can scale just about anything you wheelie it into while the Carbon gets mad air off of curbs and smaller bumps.

>>175973996
How would you rate the Ruffian against the FCR for jumps? I'd consider trading if the FCR is the better urban climber.

>>175974410
I prefer the FCR over the Ruffian for its higher sensitivity to curbs. The Ruffian is still extremely capable and can take high bumps about as well as the FCR, if not better, but the FCR gets a bit more air from short pops so it's good for hopping from, say, one roof to another. In my experience, the FCR also seems to be better at going over fences and barriers while the Ruffian goes more straight up.

I like the FCR but it's a very tough call. Play around with them both, and also take into consideration the difference in seating when making your choice. The Ruffian's extra seat can be useful, but having a passenger destroys your tricking potential so don't expect to showboat as much when you bring friends.

I fell like starting up a meth lab, is it worth it?

>>175975337
Yeah, I was going to play around with the FCR, Vortex, and Defiler a bit and see how they feel. I never really did much jump testing with them when they originally came out. I did make the mistake of getting an FCR custom though, and it's at best an okay cruising bike.

>>175975581
Only if you finished your chemistry classes in Bully.

>>175975632
You can still make the Benny'd FCR work but it takes a LOT more effort to do so. It's much more front-heavy so you have to plan your jumps and slow down much more to get the front wheel up, kind of like with the Shotaro.

>join crew
>shitters in session getting smacked around
>"cool, time to practice muh l33t snipings"
>everyone leaves
>game crashes

ok thank you

>everyone on friendlist is playing grandpa games
>gtao is cheaters hell
what do i play gtag?

>>175975932
Does the price impact anything or are you just paying for location?

>>175976998
Just location

>>175976884
go play a game that you enjoy
you know your tastes the best

>>175976884
>grandpa games
what do you mean by this?

>>175977614
Probably means competitive multiplayer games that he's not good at.

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>>175972340
works on my machine
>>175975337
You could say that the Defiler sits between the Ruffian speed and FCR trick wise, best of both worlds :-3

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>>175977295
yeah probably what ill do
>>175977614
amerigan truck sim and other coziness

time to shoot some capitalist scum them
>tfw no gunrunnin update

Did R* fucking fix the spoilerless Phoenix bug?
My spoilerless Phoenix somehow has a spoiler now and I can't do the trick to remove it.

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Would anyone be willing to help my sell my full 111 crate warehouse load?
I don't want to get fucked by the shitty ai helicopters and lose everything

>>175981260
try the discord

>>175981554
Well shit never mind, ended up doing a tug delivery that was easy as shit

>In creator
>Suddenly everyone on friends list going offline
Did a session get menued?

>>175982571
From the inside

Tilaron here, joined straight into an empty session, join on me for comfiness

>>175983454
(Don't ask me why I spun the helo around, still should've dodged it cause I was going straight/at a slight angle at him, would've probably dodged it if I wouldn't have spun it around shaking my head)

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>Tfw you want to do all of this neat CEO work but have no idea where to start

>>175983769
You have to have an office, if you don't, you can start a temporary Organization to do CEO work on
Then once you have an office, you're gonna want to buy a garage from the office computer to do Import/Export

>>175984007
>temporary Organization

you mean VIP work?

>>175984167
Temporary organization means you start an Org that lasts for an hour so you can do CEO Work

>>175984007
How much money would be recommended to get those things? I have around $2.3 million right now, but was considering buying a Buzzard since it's on sale. I also have yet to do the second heist onward.

>>175986404
I'd consider probably nabbing the Buzzard first since you should be able to Spawn them next to you for free while being a temporary CEO, which makes Headhunter easy and quick

Maid to clean up the office when?

>>175986669
>Clean office (1 000 000)

>>175986404
What is the sale price for the buzzard rn?

>>175986729
Worth it. Get rid of this ugly shit. Never buying cargo again, anyway.

>>175986598
Okay, will do. Do I have to be in a public lobby to do CEO work? I suppose I should get some friends

>>175986746
Don't know the exact amount but I know it's 25% off for a time.

>>175987060
>Do I have to be in a public lobby to do CEO work?
Yes

>>175986940
iknow bruh. Office is supposed to be comf, garbage is not comf. What were they thinking... At least the yacht is clean... oh wait there are spinning guns everywhere.
Why do they hate comf desu?

>>175986940
its not like I don't have 33 million modderbux

>>175987094
Alright, good to know. Thanks Anon(s). Anything else I should know?

>>175983769
Buy an Office. The cheapest one is Maze West and it costs 1M. You can buy a different one if you have the money but they are all functionally the same aside from location and view.
Then, buy a Vehicle Warehouse. The cheapest one is La Mesa - again, they're all the same aside from location. Make sure you buy the Vehicle Warehouse and not the Executive Garage! They sound similar and both hold a lot of cars, and your assistant will hound you about the Garage, but the Warehouse is used to store sourced cars you will sell later and the Garage is just like any other garage you store your own cars in.
Once you have both of those, you can use the computer in the Office to start sourcing Vehicle Cargo. You store the cars you source in the Vehicle Warehouse and then sell them later on to make big bucks.

For a change of pace you can also do VIP Work, which are just little freeroam missions that take a few minutes and earn you about 20K per mission. They're good for making money on the side but the Vehicle Warehouse is where the real money lies. Don't pay any attention to Special Cargo or "crates" right now, as they're older content and aren't as lucrative as cars are. Just focus on the Office and Vehicle Warehouse.

>Go AFK in garage
>Come back
>52 million dollars in pocket

wat do

>>175987695
here in my

G A R A G E
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>>175987420
Great info, thank you.

>gunrunning update will probably have a 2seater attack jet/heli
who is your co-pilot /gtag/?

>>175989192
Nobody because nobody likes me.

>>175989364
not true

>>175989364
not surprising with that fuckin attetud..de...thing
be happy nigger, /gtag/ is full of nice people
and a few attentionwhoring asscunts but noone cares about those

>>175989192
jesus is my copilot

>>175990074
>bring your autistic son to work day